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Clinton health care plan: All medical bills sent to Ross Perot.
"I dropped my toothpaste," Tom said, crestfallen.
I got a Tip......Don't Eat YELLOW SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CompuCrumb SPUDModem Detected; System hanging up now...
"Among the Kindred you must be devious." -- Nostoket, Gangrel
I am -NOT- illiterate. I know who my parents are!
BIT: Past tense of BYTE.
Are you after MY pervert award or what??????
"Split Personalities" ─ by Jacqueline Hyde
==__-*- The No-Win Tagline *--=/__ *--=/__ *--=/__
"This isn't Hell, but you can see it from here." - The Crow
"Enough with the gratuitous cameos!" - Slappy Squirrel
Shhhh... Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting Tagwines, hahahahhaha
Darn, I'm at the end of my tagline list!
Does The Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
Lwaxana Troi & Odo - A marriage made in an elevator.
None of you exist. My SYSOP types all this in!
If at first you don't succeed, you must be using Windows.
AD&D Quote: Forget picking the lock... just kick the door down.
Why do we need the IRS and fifty state agencies?
God never imposes a duty without giving time to do it.
You gotta know when to code 'em, know when to modem.
Borg Cable: Subscribers wishes are irrelevant.
Why is it that time is such a difficult thing to befriend?<Casey>
A yer ago I kudnt spel progrmer now I are won
Enough of your Sonic the Hedgehog sequels, Q!
If God wanted me on topic, why'd he make moderators get upset so easy?
You're a Redneck if: Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand
Man who sit on jelly roll have rear end in jam.
Statistics are no substitute for judgement.
"Open Channel D..." - Napoleon Solo, The Man From UNCLE
"Bother," said Pooh, as he heard, "Will the Defendant please rise."
Yo momma butt so hairy, she has to part the crack to crap.
Barney is my hero! <BOOM!> @#$&*! NO CARRIER
I would've got away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids.
So I'm an elitist. So what?
Darn wouldn't you know it? All my best taglines are one character too lo
Let's talk some more when your feed bag's empty!
"Hmmm? VooDoo!" -- Dr. Forrester
Wrap that rod then please her bod
Def: Dentist: He lives from hand to mouth.
God's last name is not damn.
In your direction - Data to Picard
Why are there no day-glo M&M's?
My cat's eyes look kinda glassy. I think he ate it.
Beauty is skin deep, ugly goes to the bone.
I had low blood pressure. My doctor sent me a bill. I'm fine now.
IBM PS/1 ? - A Prodigy Workstation !
Virtue is it's own punishment.
COFFEE AND DONUTS: Unitarian communion.
We are Pakled of Borg: We look for things to assimilate.
I am Oprah of Borg - so why did you assimilate your husband?
Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.
Bother! said Pooh, as the Klingons opened fire.
Not enough disk space, not enough RAM, not enough money!
CONNECT 300... Connect 300?!?!?! #$^# NO CARRIER
Support ALL of the Bill of Rights, EQUALLY!
Superior morality. -Q to Picard
What do you call 1000 lawyers up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand
Clinton/Gore for a kinder, gentler Communism.
Network management is like herding cats...
Tagline Poor! Soak the Tagline Rich!
MOM'S HINT #280: Good news and bad: Before you know it, they're walking.
AD&D Quote: "Are we all being disintegrated, or is it just me?"
"Fun Times in the Sleeping Bag" ─ by Nap Sack
Be Good! If you can't be good, BE CAREFUL!!!
All hockey players are equal, except some can SHOOT harder than others.
Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most!
Rush Limborg: Assimilating America.
A single fact can spoil a good argument!
I love my job. It's the work and people I hate.
Affirmative action rewards underachievement.
A sure-fire formula for living to be one hundred - keep breathing!
"When he was killed, I was on Level 21." -- Kira
This tagline has taken me three minutes to come up with.
The only winner of the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
Excuse me, but you dropped your Carrier!
TV Truth: Babies age five times as fast as their parents.
Oxymoron: planned serendipity
Rednecks are people, too!
He kneads you until you are pliant. - Kahlil Gibran
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Apology accepted, Captain @LN@...
The mad scientists are calling. -- Crow T. Robot
Oxymoron: Columbia Football.
It's a human thing, you wouldn't understand.
File Not Found, Strike any USER to continue...
Thank God I'm an atheist!!!
ERROR #32. KEYBOARD NOT RESPONDING! Use Hammer? Y/N:
Giant Space Hamsters: Better pets than Giant Space Pit Bulls!
I guess I'd better pack an extra pair of boots. - Riker
It's Hard To Point When Wearing a Straight Jacket!
"De do do do, de da da da." --The Police
Jesus Saves! But Gretzky scores on the rebound...
AD&D Famous Last Words: Glad that's over. I'm taking off my armor.
I seem to have run out of taglines.
Young Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair
4am? Already? Oh no, not again!
Reality is a mass hallucination.
Before you kill a lawyer, hug him.
"No no no, FINGER prints!" - Y "I don't think so." - D <finger Prince>
You want my recommendation? I say amputation.
Hitchhiker's Guide - "Cheaper than the 'Encyclopedia Galactica'."
Spock/Data '92 -- The Logical Choice!!!
"Did you notice how the Godpigeon had gas?" - Squit Goodfeather
"You are unwise to lower your defenses." - Vader
"Fangs for the Memories!" -- Vampire, The Musical!
Unless to thought is added will, Apollo is an imbecile.
HOWARD STERN IS GOD! I WATCHED HIS PAY PER VIEW SHOW!
What fresh new Hell is this? <Crowe T. Robot>
Hey! This coat goes on backward!
Never iron in the nude.
Troi of Borg - All your dark milk chocolate will be assimilated.
Beer not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
"The world is no nursery." - Sigmund Freud
Chappaquitick: Where Ted takes women he's finished with.
If you don't want your tagline stolen, lock it up!
"Honestly, Troi, I was just looking at your combadge!"
Where am I? Who are these people?
A shortcut....longest distance between two points.
The WWF is to sports what Spam is to meat!
I'm sure it's clearly explained in the Zmodem DOC's
3 dreaded words: hard disk failure
URA Redneck if you use A Machine Gun To Shoot Clay Pigeons.
"Laugh now mighty Jabba, but soon all this will be mine." - Tessek
Don't take life seriously - won't get out alive!
Beat me! Whip me! Make me return to 1200 baud!!
Is YOUR religion BATF-approved?
I am woman. I am invincible. Now watch me roar!
Does Tech support mean ANYTHING?
You can't argue with a sick mind!
The best things in life are politically incorrect.
Confucius say: Cat who walk on keyboard wind up in Chinese wok!!!
Sysop: Person with a parity error between the ears.
If it's only a hobby, why do I feel stressed out?
"Humor. It is a difficult concept." - Saavik
Borg to biology teacher: Parasites are irrelevant.
Windows: the world's first commercially successful virus!
"You stink of death!" - Buzzcut
Find an impersonator who can't do Ronald Reagan.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.
No Muff to Tuff, We dive at Five. Muff Divers Local 69.
Def: Heredity: If your parents had no kids, you won't.
Chaos - the new frontier!
AD&D Lesson #216 - Never insult an archmage.
Time spent at cons does not count against your lifespan.
"Ah'm Bubba o' Boahg. Y'all fixin' t' be assim'lated."
Ignorance of the law doesn't stop the losing lawyer from collecting.
Lie: I'm sorry I didn't day hello. I didn't see you.
"That answer was incorrect. The penalty is death." - Butt-Head
Insert disk with HURTME.COM and strike Worf when ready.
O.J.- Nine months to present the evidence, three hours to reject it.
"Gendarme": the bathroom light is out
Restrain your log then plow her bog
and he wants it all back now!
We say we waste time...we waste ourselves.<BLock>
Fire, walk with me!
Big or small We tax them all.
Daddy gets free chocolate at work. I see it on his face.
"Beavis, are you sure you're ready for this?" - Butt-Head
URA Redneck if Jack Daniels makes your list of most admired people.
Everything's back to normal. Damn.
When I have trouble writing fiction, I make it up
Chocolate coat them words. You'll be eating them later.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, don't.
WARNING! This PC is protected by a ferret with a black belt in Karate
Modemus Operandi: Torture the data till it talks
Zen master to hotdog vendor:"Make me one with everything"
Oxymoron: completely unfinished
Sol "the fist of Tempus"
Reality.sys not found, <A>bort <R>etry <F>ail?
Format a disk held up by 4 elephants on a giant tortoise.
Problems are only Opportunities in Disguise.
"But I feel like celebrating!" -- Q "I don't!" -- Picard
If Sysops were really smart, they'd be users!
Clinton: Symbolism over Substance
If God is Love, and Love is Blind, is Ray Charles God?
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where many Bothans die...
C weirdo in training. Avoid references to Pascal.
Bad is never good until worse happens
I'm an influential person -- gravitationally speaking.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: CAT SCAN: SEARCHING FOR KITTY.
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
BATF: Bureaucrats Are Terrified of Firearms
Tremble, thou heathen; the Moderator cometh!
Confucious Say: People who have gift for gab don't know h
25.806975 - the square root of the beast
As I said before, "I never repeat myself"
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's Nitro-9 we throw! -Ace & 7 Dwarves
Greedy money grubbing Cleric. A pox on you.
"Kill the bird, destroy the man." - Avery
Proper Irish ballad: he dies, she dies, everybody dies.
Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
Clinton's Tax Decision Maker: TAX, TAX, TAX, SPIN AGAIN
#1 BORG Hit Parade "We all sleep in a single subroutine"
It's time for me to add new taglines.....
And remember kids, DON'T try this at home, do it at school!!
Hack first, ask questions later.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (N)uke?
Computer Hacker: Have axe. Will travel.
Those who fought for it know the true taste of freedom!
Def: Sandwich: An faulty attempt to make both ends meat.
Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
"Another pass. I want to get that woman." - Diana, "V"
In the next world, you're on your own.
Flush twice... It's a long way to the replicator.
"One man's meat is another man's poi, son..."
Why not change our name to the United States Socialist Republic (USSR)?
Fishing: A man's way of hiding a drinking problem.
I take things lightly. Up, up, up yours, and away!.
I'd love to, but I have some hard words to look up in the dictionary.
Many are called, most won't go.
I am Flintstone of Borg. You will be assimilated. Yabba, dabba, doo.
This is a copy of a completely original tagline.
And why _did_ cats decide to become domestic animals?
Jesus Christ is coming back soon. Are you ready? Are you saved?
Oxymoron: resident manager
"Grrr! It is 'WORF,' @FN@, *NOT* 'WOOF'..."
Animal Testing = Animal Suffering..
"And I will defend her! From trash like you." - Sailor Moon
"As Jubilee would no doubt say: Eat your heart out Bruce Willis!"-Betsy
You know you're in trouble when you forget your skates at home.
"Aren't we the fiesty little go-getter!" - Q, to Kira
WOM: Wead-onwy memowy.
Def: Ambivalence: Mother in law drives my Caddy over cliff
Oh, are you Irish stew?
I'm Slappy of Borg. En-uff with the assimilatin' already!
We who laugh, survive!
No man is a hero to his wife's psychiatrist.
Mental health crops up when you least expect it.<Worthington>
GI: Tossing penny into fountain. BI: Tossing your cousin Penny in.
Jesus is a Capricorn. Elvis is a Capricorn.
Your good nature will bring you unbounded happiness.
Clinton Math: Don't worry about counting it. We'll take it all from you.
"Promise me something, Pinky. Never breed." - Brain
Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
Detroit degas: A car up on blocks in a yard.
Per ardua ad asbestos --- Damn you Jack, I'm fireproof!
Life! Can't live with it, can't live without it.
"Be quiet, Mindy, or I shall have to hurt you." - Brain
Teenagers, protesters and lawyers think they're never wrong.
I'm gonna sit right down and write myself a tagline
Ensign Clampett? He's Jed, Jim!
G.I. Series: A military baseball game.
A juggler is a schizophrenic playing catch.
"We can't fire full phasers with our screens up." Scott
It doesn't look like it'll happen now, maybe...
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Oxymoron: interactive soliloquy
Happiness is seeing Hillary Clinton's face on a milk carton.
He's a few beta's short of a full release.
Exhibitionists love Windows.
÷──═══■≡Σ The DLS BBS & M 614-899-RUDY Σ≡■═══──÷
Why are there no blue M&M's?
"Italian Food ─ Volume 2" ─ by Manny Kotty
Every politician has a price. Some hold bargain sales.
"Cloning" ─ by Ima Dubble
Health is the slowest possible rate to die
In fact, I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time
May the FNORD be with you!
Bad day: You invite a peeping tom in...he says no.
Semper fidelis- always faithful.
The heck with fuzzy slippers! Just give me a warm cat on my
"Bother," said Pooh, as he failed to appease the gods.
Mulder: Could say the guy was running on empty.
Yeah, and where's the rest of it ?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was served to the Klingons as the main dish.
Things only appear to get lost--they're waiting for you in next week.
"Elephant: A mouse built to government specifications." -- RAH
Don't force it, use a bigger hammer.
Suffice to say, I cannot add, so ask some other kid. -- Calvin
1-800-666-HELL The toll-free number of the Beast.
Hey, dad, remember our car? -- Calvin
Computers are not intelligent. They just think they are.
All work and no play will make you a SysOp.
Borg Mail Reader v1.0 ■ Your tagline will be assimilated.
Trees moving back and forth make the wind blow.
Oxymoron: Government savings.
Barney episodes we'll never see: "Barney's Big Purple One."
Jesus saves sinners, and redeems them for valuable cash and prizes!
Captin...I can't defy the laws of the moderators.
"He's so... Human!" - Saavik "Nobody's perfect." - Spock
I'll buy that for a dollar!!!
It's all a pigment of your hallucination.
You starve to death, again and again and again. - Kinkaid
His dialing thumb must be broken.
Light year: A regular year with less calories.
Leave me alone. I'm watching the hockey game!
Coming soon! Rick Borganis in - Honey, I Assimilated the Kids!
Dragon: A (sometimes!) friendly toaster.
Warning: Whimsical when bored.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: RECOVERY ROOM: A PLACE TO DO UPHOLSTERY.
Sparky, Sparky, Bo-Farky. Banana Fana Fo-Farky ..
It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations.
It's like a martini without the egg.
Join the Frustrated SysOp Society today!
Clinton does the work of 3 men--Larry, Moe, and Curly!
Tagline Chips! Betcha can't steal just one!
Clinton's lies will cause inflation and unemployment.
Admiral: Capt. Picard will start with the opening argument.
At least Bush put off this administration for four years!
I feel terrible. - Han Solo
It works fine except when I am in Windows.
How can I convince you I am mortal? - Q DIE! - Worf
Ever meet a Sysop who would admit the problem was his?
"Here's an epenthetic stamp", said Tom f'lat'ly.
Exxon - greasing the coastline for smoother boating!
A platitude a day keeps the normal away.
Who am I? User unknown
Windows and Quayle - two MAJOR wastes of space!
Chat mode is DISABLED during Star Trek
Better immersion than to live untouched.<Olsen>
DRAGON: a lizard with indigestion.
Golden Rule: she who has the gold makes the rules.
Feminizt motto: We're trying 2B trying!
Pass the cards, said Troi ideally.
"Bother," said Pooh, when he found that the tagline would not fi
FIDO lie #VIII This is a hobbyist's network.
Yo momma like a goalie; she changes her pads after three periods.
"Are you quacking at me? Are you quacking at me?" - Bobby
100% of an 85% solution is better than 85% of a 100% one.
I am Tigger of Borg: A Tigger can assimilate anything.
Even a small star shines in the darkness. - Danish Proverb
"TWENNY-TWENNY-TWENNYFOUR HOURS TO GO - WANNA BE CIVILIAN!!!"
What the heck happened here??!!
Exactly how much radiation will I be exposed to?
Def: Pumpkin (v.): What people in Kentucky do.
No one expects the Spammish repetition Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
I am a Klingon, sir. I DO NOT whistle while I work -- Worf
Ladies with an attitude.
If all goes well, you've overlooked something!
Maybe I'll become an evil genius and destroy the world and
Nothing will please me more than to give away Mrs. Troi - Picard
Garou Shall Not Mate With Garou.
Def: Medical staff: A Doctors cane
217. You can't free a fish from water.
Speed kills. Slow infuriates.
Dew is the tears which the stars weep.
Beavis and Butthead are based on real MTV viewers.
The world is coming to an end--save your buffers!
Sometimes I wonder if anyone gives a damn...
I think football is a sport the way ducks think hunting is a sport.
Mr. Moderator, you may now officially blow a gasket..
"Look at me, I'm Heidi! Yodelayee*NARF*!" - Pinky
ANXIETY: Nature's way of getting you up Mornings
Help! I've been Slimed!
"Bother," said Pooh as they plowed him under
KMart is having a Pee Wee/Ted Kennedy sale. Pants 1/2 off
I plan to live forever, or die trying.
I don't care what the other parents are doing.
We'll have a nose pickin good time.
Tag line with five words.
Confuse Messages: Quote From The Wrong People
"Bother!" said Pooh as he developed crabs.
Antlers in the Tree Tops by Who Goosed the Moose
A good masochist takes a lot of beating!
UNIX don't do it.
Oxymoron #537: "Windows power user"
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...There's no such thing as luck...
PMS = (:D >:`( (:D >:`( (:D >:`( (:D >:`( (:D >:`(
Feminism was created so ugly women could mix with others
I am Jesus of Borg. Blessed are they who are assimilated.
Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a conference moderator!
Oxymoron: Windows NT (New Technology).
Why travel when you have a modem?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the liquid iron ore crucible
Blonde goes fishing with 3 guys, returns with a red snapper and crabs.
A Girl In Trouble Is A Temporary Thing
Windows '95 = MacIntosh '84
Curiousity may kill the cat, but a 12 gauge is quicker!
Bill Clinton never inhaled. Jerry Brown never exhaled.
RAM = Rarely Adequite Memory.
I Sentence You To Hang By The Neck Until You Cheer Up
Life isn't always fair, but it shouldn't cheat that much.
Oh, man! You killed my dragon. You guys are going to pay! - DM
Evolution is God's way of issuing upgrades!
This message is as useful as a violin with a spit valve.
I want a car the color of dirt!
"The 'chain' of command is often a noose." - McCoy
Oxymoron: Government organization.
80 meg hard drive...5 megs free...
"Bother," said Pooh, as the rip cord came away in his hand
Yo momma so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck
I'll have the cream of some yoong gai! (Wayne's World)
"These guys are pretty cool for a bunch of mimes." - Butt-Head
How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb? All of them!
Who a person is when they are alone is who they are.
Objects in tagline are closer than they appear.
If you had to take the wheels off your new home, you might be a Redneck.
People with cute nicknames should be used for food...
I scooped the Sysop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moderators moderating Moderators. Next on Geraldo!
Besides, you look good in a dress. - Riker
God created women because sheep can't cook!
Send Dr. Elders back to Arkansas!
yip yip yip yip yip yip yap yap yip *BANG* NO TERRIER
You're a lapsed atheist, dear.
Thin may be in, but fat's where it's at!
Depth: Height turned upside down.
Only the insane know why.
AD&D Quote: "`Spontaneous Decompression' is a spell?"
Bugs come in through open WINDOWS.
I love standards. There are so many of them!
The Hidden Flaw Never Stays Hidden
ERROR@34421 TAGLINE MISSING, PLEASE BLAME SYSOP.
Oxymoron: Tandy Computer
It's colder outside then Jimmy Swaggart's wife
Science Cures Apathy: so far no one cares.
Nietzsche: God is dead! God: Nietzsche is dead!
Nothing in Policy4 implies that sanity is a SysOp requirement!
* <- Tribble. * <- Upside-Down Tribble.
The more you run over a cat, the flatter is gets.
"Go ahead, take a poke at me!" - Q to Sisko
Oxymoron: quick reboot
Bill Clinton: The brother Gomer Pyle won't talk about.
Even small mouths can gather BIG feet!
Hobby? ... HOBBY?? ... Recipe collection is a PROFESSION!!
From Floppy to HARD Drive in 0.29 Nanoseconds.. :)
Fresh of the Grill: same talk different company!
"Games? Did someone say 'games?'" - Q
Power attracts the corruptable.
Emoticon: :-e Disappointed smiley
Are we supposed to be having fun yet?
This LAN is my LAN, This LAN is your LAN...
ME on the food chain.
"Beavis, you gotta get a whiff of this!" - Butt-Head
Captain, I sense a commercial comming - Troi
because I stood in the footprints of giants
Fear is not an unknown emotion to us. Neil Armstrong
Beware the fury of a patient man.
Real SysOps have only 3 files in their root directory.
For a NATURAL HIGH, eat a chocolate bar!!!
Is This Where a "Tagline" Goes?
Who invented SHORT people?
Hail to The Liar of the United States, Bill Clinton!!
Don't get your floppy caught in your ZIPper!
Christ was INTOLERANT! He called a sin a sin!
"You know, sometimes I amaze even myself." - Han Solo
When the horse is dead, it's best to get off it!
How did Bill and Hillary meet? They dated the same woman!
A cat stretches from one end of my childhood to the other.
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an idiot.
Lipogenesis - references to fat in the bible.
Oxymoron: Data Processing.
What mortals these fools be!
Any given program, when running, is obsolete!
"Bother," said Pooh, as Tigger came out of the closet.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. - s.w.
Copyright 1991 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.
Somewhere in the distance, a lonely dog barks. -SLR
When life hands you lemons, make strawberry daiquiris.
I'm not crazy, I'm chlorinated
Drowning In The Sea Of Love
Betcha you didn't know THAT one!
Poetic Justice: A lawyer with his tongue cut out...
La critique est aisée, l'art est difficile.
Oxymoron: legal ethics
Come quietly or I'll use earplugs.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Star Wars Director's Cut `97
386, OLX, Tag-X Pro...The only way to TAG.
Dave Mustaine for president in 1996!
Sometimes I feel Satisfied. Then I wonder why.
Have a taste of my hypercorrosive croutons, arch-villian!
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Do it tomorrow. You've made enough mistakes for one day.
Deja Borg-A feeling that you saw that flying cube before.
There's a dead bishop on the landing!
TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL! Quick! I have a VIRUS!!!
"Hey, watch it, meatball head!" - Darien
665 the Neighbor of the beast....
Light speed! Ridiculous speed! Ludicrous speed!
Being married for 13 years to Jym; I haven't MISSed anything <g> M I Fox
Why "95"?:(# of people who will actually PAY for the upgrade)
Moderator & Topic Are Irrelevant - Warnings Are Futile...
"Bother," said Pooh, as he informed on Christopher Robin to the CIA.
TV Truth: You can get 200 shots out of a six-shooter.
AD&D Quote: What do you mean I missed with a natural 20?
"Bother," cried Pooh, after he spoke the lords name backwards.
"Just think I could be President" Villa
Slogans of 2 generations: 1972: Question Authority! 1992: Why Ask why?
Uhh, that isn't chocolate, Beavis.
I'll moider da first bum who says I'm violent.
WOMAN.ZIP....Great program, no documentation!
Fact remains, it's still an artifact. :-<
"Bother," said Pooh, as his regeneration failed.
I hate you, you hate me, let's hang Barney from a tree..
"A chocolate sundae!...how did you know?" -- D. Troi
Blow your mind... Smoke gunpowder...
Crawford told me, so it MUST be true!
Dan Quayle Quote; What a waste it is to loose ones mind.
Windows is fast, PKZIP is good, and hell has frozen over.
Reality is for those that can't handle computers.
What we need is more unemployed politicians...
Here's a quarter, Call 1-800-CRY-BABY!
Money talks - mine always says "goodbye".
Hunt of Borg: Taglines are futile. This one is assim*&!xxxx.
Arguing with a Fundie is like dueling with an unarmed man.
The passage is through, not over,not by,not around but through.<Moraga>
"Mon capitaine. I thought you'd never get here." - Q
Make like the wind and blow.
Ohandjusthowmanycharactersdoyoureallythinkyoucanfitintoonetaglineanywa
Slit your wrists--it'll lower your blood pressure.
Fiat: Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Grease me! Please me !
Sysop cut off his access! Why? Complete lack of humor in his Taglines!
CAUTION: REMOVE CAT FROM MICROWAVE WHEN NOT IN USE
He's dead, Jim. Tell the klingons, 'dinner is served'.
Does the E's Computer have enough RAM to run Windows?
"Certainly, my son." - Wakko Warner
"It's the moderator!" - Wakko "Our new special friend!" - Yakko
"The Fall of a Watermelon." ─ by S. Platt
We'll be the last, just like it was foretold. -- Shakespeare
I'll get a life when the last tagline is written.
Lazarus Long: The greatest lover of all time!
"Yes, Brain, but where are we going to get chaps our size?" - Pinky
"Look at the blackbirds," she crowed.
:.::: ::..: ::.::. :..:: Tagline in Braille
Isn't networking fun! Now, you can screw up in multiples.
Real Trekkers work out at the He's Dead Gym.
COFFEE.COM missing. SysOp halted.
Only if you dress up as Big Bird and make me say my ABCs
It's not the age - it's the mileage!
If Counselor Troi only knew what I was thinking.
BBS tip: Pressing Alt-H gives you SysOp status!
That tagline is true -> <- That tagline is false
I am Windoze of Borg. Your disk space will be assimilated.
Bluewave - 40,000 Smurphs in a stadium amusing themselves.
Fasten your seatbelt. I'm gonna try something. - s.w.
Raising Microsoft bashing to an art form!
Get thee down. Be thou funky.
What? Lorena Bobbit moderates this conf!@#$^ NO CARRIER
If this were a funny tagline, it would be stolen.
I have to call 'em like I see 'em. - Richie Ryan
ASCII: Outdated ANSI
Life is too short to eat boring food.
Murray Christmas! ANSI New Year!
DANGER UXP!!! (unexploded piglet)
I preferred the dirty version.
I don't like being on the bottom! I always screw up!
Bimbeeper: Homing device for lost bimbos.
At the top of the food chain sits Chocolate.
A bird in the hand is better than one overhead
Your tagline has been assimilated. - BorgReader
The Microsoft Motto: "We're the leaders, wait for us!"
"We don't eat our enemies! We have lawyers for that!"
Do vampires get AIDS?
Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely.
"Sound medical advice." - Kirk to McCoy
World: A jigsaw puzzle with a peace missing.
"Your turn to stop it? YAY!" - Yakko
He's the brains sweetheart...
Do you think God lets you plea bargain? -Calvin
Don't let Kirk show you what he calls "The Captain's Log"
"Bother," said Pooh, as King Tut's curse claimed him as a victim.
'Ah! I have access.' --Data
Quiet, don't type so hard, I have a headache.
I am Bill D. Cat of Borg: You will be Ack! Thbbpt! imilated!!!
Anything that kills you makes you... well, dead.
Your karma just ran over my dogma.
He thinks too much: such men are dangerous.
URA Redneck if you record Wrestling while you're at work.
"Good try. I give you a 9 out of 10 for effort." - Picard
GI: Dressing for Halloween as a pirate. BI: Dressing as a pinata.
"House burnt down. Bet it was fire." Helen Hacket
*Never* used Qmail DeLuxe²...and loving it!
Why do I always shrug my shoulders? I have no idea.
"RETREAT!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
EOF,L : End Of Files, Leeeeeeeech!
Excommunicated: On vacation without a computer & modem.
Scully: Mulder, you are jeopardizing my stakeout.
Tagline Author dies and this is his epithet.
I took my cat in for a catscan. Diagnosis? It was a cat.
ROBONAP- sleeps for you while you are online.
Oh yeah? You into Gor? HmMMMMmMM she said.
Brought to you by the letters A and O and the number Pi.
URA Redneck if you ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
Definition of Cute: Ugly but interesting.
Clinton Defense #2: "I wrote my campaign speech on April 1st!"
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
Make people think they're thinking, they'll love you.
Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish!
For secret file-filled "EliteWare" Press <Ctrl><Alt><Del>
Work is the curse of the partying class!
MOM'S HINT #365: You'll never stop wondering if you did a good job.
Who's the DM for this world? I want to reroll my stats.
If it's seems to Good to be True: IT IS!!!
Open only under light conditions specified on label
God never laughs at my jokes.
Speak the truth, but leave immediately after. - Yugoslav Proverb
Bill Clinton or Teddy Ruxpin: Who told a better story?
"I believe in dope, guns, and broads." - T-Bird
Am I going to die, doctor? Trust me, it's the last thing you'll do.
Hockey fascinates me! I could sit and watch it for hours.
"MwwwwwAAAAH!"--Curzon Odo
Move your vowels every day or you'll get consonated.
To be a picture of health, have a happy frame of mind
Orcs get all the girls. Lt.Worf
CAUTION! Corny tagline alert.
"Bother," said Pooh, when Tigger came out of the closet.
Mathematicians are # (-Exp(i*pi))!
"You've got the map, why don't you drive?" - Yakko
Bean me a board, Scotty! - A 2x4, Sir?
Bad fishing is better than the best work day
"Bother," said Pooh, as the tsetse fly bit him
Booboo #3: Taking any of it seriously.
If today were a fish, I'd throw it back.
Oh no! The creationists are mutating!
I think, therefore I scan.
Hackers DO IT by the numbers.
If reality wants to get in touch, it knows where I am.
URA Redneck if you've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
OXYMORON : Cardinal sin
Why no...Go right ahead.
Do not urinate on the drumsticks of power.
Never eat a hedgehog without peeling it first.
Do not expose this tagline to direct sunlight.
Reality is for people who can't handle computers.
Catifornia: The Sunshine State for cats.
Deckers do it with jacks...
"You guys are never gonna get any." - Daria
A dragon is just a snake that ate a scroll of fire.
What have you done to her?! Why, do you think I should?
Bother! said Pooh, as he unloaded his Aries Predator on Piglet.
You'd be surprised how far a hug goes - Riker
Clinton/Gore elected; Beavis and Butt-head appear--coincidence?
Sean Buck knows six programming langwitches!
Gone Chopin, will be Bach in a Minuet.
Oxymoron: Guest host.
C:\CLINTON.EXE Bad President or File Name
Some people still read mail a packet at a time.
Yea, yea..once a hobby, now an expensive addiction!
GI: Kissing a loved one. BI: Kissing a total stranger.
What do you call an Argo in the end zone? Dead Meat.
WARNING! Removal of this ferret tagline prohibited by law!
Real men don't snort mayonnaise!
Tagline Readers, GET A LIFE!
Close enough for Government Work!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Promise me something, Pinky. Never breed." -- The Brain
Among the porcupines, rape is unknown.
"Isn't it time for another colorful metaphor?"
Prunes give you a run for your money.
Sartre of Borg: Existence precedes assimilation.
The only thing a hillbilly puts up his nose is his finger
Nobody ever forgets where they buried the hatchet.
EATING OUT.....Going to Burger King
"Hey Butt-Head, change it or kill me." - Beavis
All we are, basically, is monkeys with car keys.
An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
I am not inferior to Lore. -Data
(4347586 Mins. left) Node 94651 Qmail Command? OK
MOM'S HINT #311: Everyone tries to get out of gym class.
AARRGGHH!! I've been subpoenaed to appear in Tagline Court!
Does Windows 3 ever need to be cleaned ?
Charter Member of Journalists for Accuracy.
NAAAAAAAAH!
"Are there any side effects to these pills apart from bankruptcy?"
Tagteam: A bunch of people thinking up taglines.
OXYMORON : Sensetive guy
Do kittens wear PamPurrs?
Never do business with a man who says he's totally honest
...and all the Borg left was this pile of forms...
Friends don't let friends use Windoze.
Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana
If I follow you home will you keep me?
ARG!?! LZH has ZIPped my PAK, where is my ARC welder?
"It's very nice..." "It is?" WHAP! "Arrrrggggghhhhhh!"
URA Redneck if your flashlight holds more than four batteries.
The Force is strong with this one. -- Darth Vader
An invitation to the state of rigor mort.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw Lorena Bobbitt drive up.
Who moderates the Moderators?
URA redneck if your mother ever told a state trooper to kiss her ass.
Common BBS talk: IMHO; In my humble opinion.
The OFFICIAL tagline of the 1996 Special Olympics!
"So, the mighty Hercules! Welcome to our space ship!"
OXYMORON : Military security
If a program crashes in the forest, does it make a sound?
Call 911. $3.00 first minute, $1.00 each additional minute.
If this is only a hobby..then why I am getting paid!!
All left-handed people, please raise your right hand!
Def: Dancing: A vertical manifestation of a horizontal desire.
David and Jerry Zucker: Bringing it together in '94!
GAWD! Whutta tagline LEEEEEEEECH! ■ SLTS v1.00 ■
I came, I saw, she conquered. -- L. Long
Bo knows your girlfriend!
Yo momma breath so bad she be blowin' bubbles with Now & Laters.
Every day I do my best for one more day.
It compiled, first screen came up?? Ship it! -Bill Gates
"All About Kissing" ─ by Miss L. Toe
Cixelsid s'lleh eht tahw?
Preserve an endangered species: Female Sysops
Last words of Sir Hector: "Watch me goose yon slumbering dragon, lad."
Def: Cult {n}: A religion without political power.
I sense something. A presence I've not felt since... -- Vader
Bother! said Pooh, as he found a politician in his honey.
"French Overpopulation" ─ by Francis Crowded
Shut up and do me!
"Fair Fight" is an Oxymoron
I'm gonna plead insanity, what about you?
So many targets, and so little time. -- Tol Sivron
Bother! said Pooh, as he fell into the nitric acid.
By God, for a moment there it all made sense...
Friends don't let friends use Procomm!
Hi, I am Darryl Hannah of Borg: Let's assimilate.
I live in a house, but belong in a Home!
Weather's here; wish you were beautiful.
Oxymoron #115: Speeding Yugo.
Responsibility in Life: Vote LIbertarian.
Nuke 'em 'til they glow, & shoot 'em in the dark
Veni, Vidi, Shelfi: I came, I saw, I stored Windows.
The Windows Energizer Bunny: It's STILL loading! And loading...
Win95: 95 = The number of (seconds/minutes/hours) it takes to load....
Jesus saves. He passes to Moses. Moses shoots.He scores!
Make it as simple as possible, but no simpler.
Dragons like you, you're crunchy and good with ketchup.
Life was so much easier before law school <sigh>
Gosh, should "anal retentive" be spelled with a hyphen?
Cats sleep on shelves like motorized bookends.
To boldly annoy, in ways none have annoyed before.
Ashes to Ashe, Dust to Dust, use that THING or it'll RUST
I'm calling from the corner of Walk & Don't Walk.
"He can't come to the phone. He's busy watching television."
Please insert disk in drive C: and press any key...
A rooster clucks defiant. A lawyer...
"Come! We are ready for the floor show!" -- Frank N. Furter
B. Clinton of Borg: You will not be assimilated.
Oxymoron: Humor Moderator
Computer users take more strokes.
I am Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilgrated.
Yo mama so fat, she can't reach her back pocket.
OK, Mom; I'll turn if OFF IN A MINUTE!!...[sigh]
Mr. McGee, I don't wanna play anymore Mr. McGee.
You've got to hand it to the IRS. If not, they'll come and take it.
Tagline Voting Poll: Press ALT-H for @FROM@.
When an agnostic dies, does he go to the Great Perhaps?
Bother, said Pooh, and then he deleted his source code.
She poured sugar in the gastank of my heart!
OXYMORON: Civilized divorce
BCPL -> B -> C !!! No wonder C is so cryptic!
The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut.
For Sale: Long Range Barney Assault Rifles.
Call my cat? No, I just run the can opener.
The early bird still has to eat worms.
Now I'm kinda clueless `bout what you might want in Taggers ... Hmmmm
"Technology won't save us." - George Lucas
Women are like programs. A smart man keeps backup
"Bother" said Pooh as the Devil crossed Death.
Boycott shampoo! Demand real poo!
Oxymoron: rap music
"They're just kobolds. What are you worried about?"
Being overweight sure shows up in my jeans!
* <- Tribble [*] <- Tribble wearing headphones
SICK! OF! YOOOOUUUU! I'M SO SICK, SO SICK OF YOU!
GI: Visiting the circus. BI: Having the circus visit you.
Banana pickers do it in bunches.
Windows: Yesterday's software...TODAY!
"Hello again, Peabody here..." - Mister Peabody
---------- Look MOM I resistered It
Like a candle, to give light you must endure burning.
Windows IS NOT a virus. Viruses actually DO something!
The only thing that didn't happen to Job was Windows.
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble after being run over.
Chicken or the egg... Not which came first but laid !!
No good deed goes unpunished.
DV + XT > DV + 386
I am Moderator of Borg. Your topic is irrelevant.
I found this tagline in the cat's litter box!
URA Redneck if you've ever barbecued SPAM on the grill.
Classically speaking, all musicians end up baroque.
From the Bridge of the USS Crazy Horse, NCC-4681-R
Hackers DO IT concurrently.
Disc claimer: "Hey, that's MY floppy!"
A! Collectable Taglines #14: Thaddeus Plotz
"Bother," said Pooh, as his striped necktie woke and strangled him
How do YOU spell computer?
Mr. Wesley Crusher, would you please report to the airlock
Reports of my sanity have been greatly exaggerated. -SLR
Do you like the music? Tom intoned.
Where's the Swedish Bikini Team when you need them?
My cat has left me to play Socks on SNL.
There are good people everywhere even at Social Services- Nick Knight
It's hard to soar w/dragons while working with gargoyles.
Surface must be clean and free of debris before applying
It's difficult to be modest when one is a nobody.
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
Unable to locate Pepsi -- Operator Halted!
"Bother," Pooh said as he was assimilated.
If its worth buying, its worth buying from ME!
ALPO is 99 cents a can. That's almost SEVEN dog dollars!
Kirk never drinks tea. Ever.
I'm gonna choke the guy who started taglines.
Q: Why'd the convict want a computer? πA: To ESC
From the Desk of the Happy Hacker...
"Hair by Lyle Lovett." - Rita
May you have as many sorrows as a chicken has lips.
Hackers DO IT with computers.
Damn the DRAMs! Keep it SIMMple!
If AMIGA is so good why is it dying...?
"The medium is the message." - Marshall McLuhan
Real SysOps actually have a personality.
Do not remove this tagline under penalty of law!
Sell! Sell everything, dammit! Sell!!!
"If I had boobs like that, I'd never leave the house!" - Butt-Head
Computers don't make mistakes, but foolish people do.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lost at Dabo again.
You're blocking the suns. ──Picard
Leakproof seals aren't
Don't you DARE cheer me up. I'm enjoying my depression.
Beans are the musical fruit
Nothing is forgotten. Nothing is ever forgotten...
Bother! said Pooh noticing he'd deleted his source code.
Kinky: using a feather. Perverted: using the chicken.
He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
"Operators are standing by" - Acme Chair Company
if (quackslike() == duck) return(duck);
Amiga users get very good at the sidestep!
-Chat Mode- SYSOP Here, You have 30 seconds!
Card readers? We don't need no stinking card readers.
Ceux-ci sont six saucissons suisses
Hacker != Cracker.
"Bother!" said Pooh-card, as all his fur fell out.
Comedians do it for laughs.
Net mail, now where did my opener go..
Architects have great plans.
"Bother," said Pooh as he failed to reach Nirvana
Alimony: the fee a woman charges for name-dropping.
GET REAL! Elvis is DEAD! Accept it!
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Teenage Mutant Ninja Ysalamiri...
Unable to locate Diet Pepsi -- Operator Halted!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (A)sk 12 Year Old?
For Sale: dining table with two legs and six toes.
Best diet: Eat as much as you want, but don't swallow it.
ed Skies in the Morning.. -=- HST16.8/V.32b | Oly WA |
You know it's a bad bad when your team gets whipped by The Whalers!
Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.
Deja Phewww: The feeling you have smelled that skunk before.
MMmm MMmmm Good! Cream of Spotted Owl soup!
Fidonet Flamers have uncontrolled vowel movements...
"It'll never stand up in court" - Pee Wee's lawyer
"Two Thousand Pounds!" ─ by Juan Ton
Hurry, I only have 2 minut#$$& #&&$ NO CARRIER
Went to the boxing match last night. A hockey game broke out.
Why does this guy use all these darned ellipses?
File not found. Delete *.* and change directory? (Y/N)_
Death is certain, life isn't.
Honey, it's just a machine, now put the axe away.
Ahead you will go, my day you will make! Hmm? -Dirty Yoda
Nothing is so smiple that Hewgill can't screw up.
MUDSLIDE : New Zealand land clearance method.
Everyone still looks uncomfortable. Riker
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Borg pumped their bio-chips into him.
"Of course you know, this means Warners!" - Yakko
"Bother" said Pooh as he ejaculated prematurely...
Put your comments here (write legibly) --> [ ]
This is no ordinary person your dealing with.
I yam Popeye o'de Borg! Preparez'a ta be askimiligated!
"I just don't know which lie to believe." -- Mulder
Just say NO to negativism.
Skywalker & Sons:Intergalactic ScrapYards
Welcome to William Gates' World of Windows!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (O)rder round of drinks
Defend your Constitutional right to own & bear firearms!!
Huh huh...hey Beavis...I'm playing tag with my line..huh huh
Drive not ready E: (R)etry (G)o to Impulse (C)all Geordi
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (I)gnore, (U)se large hammer
PeeWee doesn't want a lawyer.Says he can get himself off.
The keyboard is mightier than the Moderator.
Brother! said Pooh, as he tried to install OS/2.
A kinder gentler tagline.
A fool and his money is my kind of customer!
I will never leave thee, nor forsake thee. - Hebrews 13:5
Fandom is my shelter from an insane world.
Human (n.): Useful domestic animal popular with cats
Penicillin: A gift for the man who has everything.
Forget my tagline! Swipe my mother-in-law!
If at first you don't succeed, forget it.
Intel cats have 8.99995634563 lives.
Man was predestined to have free will.
Cthulhu Wrangler: Marlon Perkins
Damn, I need a change of shorts again...
The rain in Spain falls mainly ... down.
I'll call you the next time I pass through your star system. -Riker
Like a tagline/Stolen for the very first time *
If you wanna do it right, then why do it?
Why is the sky black? Lal
Just enough brains to be a dangerous idiot.
That's not me in those pictures, it just looks like me!
It's my party and I'll Snubb who I want!
There are no saints, only unrecognized villains.
"Found someone you have I would say" - Yoda
One more nostalgic part of childhood goes THBPPTH.-Calvin
Catholic girls, in the little white dress
Batman's Worst Fear: Waking up in Catwoman's leathers.
Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
Famous Last Words #41: "I want to challenge my god to a duel..."
My cat walks all over me!
*/ <==-- Tribble with a lightsaber
AD&D Definition - N.P.C. = person of limited destiny
Locutus of Borg - "Do you have any Earl Grey Tea?"
Classified Tag Line-Please Enter Password:
* <-- Tribble ~%#{..~$ <-- Tribbles after using Windows.
C:\DOS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRAWL
Admit nothing! Deny everything! Blame the Moderator!
The worst vice of a fanatic is his sincerity.
Unicorn Express: Our speed is NOT a myth. <UnEx>
"Thank you very much, Mr. Smart-guy Know-it-all Wolverine!" - Jubilee
If there is no God, who pops up the next tagline?
If this tagline is stolen, it will self-destruct!
The doctors have done everything, but I'm still alive.
Tribblel Math: * + Grain = ***********
LA - three thousand points of light
Beauty is only a lightswitch away...
Physics makes the world go 'round.
Don't laugh; this tagline will be a classic some day
As Sysop, I *CAN* say, "Computer, end program."
══════ Official Sysop Betaweenie ══════
Tarantula (n) Tribble with an attitude.
Ethel the Aardvark goes Quantity Surveying.
Back when I was a boy, we carved our own ICs out of wood.
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he substituted Zyklon-B for Folger's Crystals.
Mom, did you ever feel, you know, not so fresh?
Oxymoron: Smart Blonde.
AD&D Last Words: Don't worry. Nothing ever happens at first level.
DOG.COM missing. Shall I whistle (Y/N)?
Why don't they make an electric battery... ?
Lord, give me the strength to turn this machine off.
Sign for homeless cats - "Will purr for food."
My lord, my lord! what, ho! my lord, my lord!
"The fire is going out," Tom bellowed. -Roy Bongartz
Doesn't matter ... The pay's the same ...
Earn big $$$ at home, just send your VISA number to me...
Say, can I use that in my tagline?
Bill Clinton's favorite breakfast? Waffles.
Oxymoron: normal foreign film
Every American crusade ends up as a racket.
Joycelyn was born with a rusty spoon in her mouth!
Confucius say: "Many man smoke, but Fat Man Chu."
We are Conrail of Borg. PC, EL, LV, RDG, PRSL & CNJ were assimilated.
Mother told me to be good, but she's been wrong before.
Nothing: Often a good thing to do & a clever thing to say
First law of Laboratory work: Hot glass looks like cold glass.
I am Affair of Borg, prepare to be assimilated.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (S)hoot it
I feel like such an idiot. - Riker
Any fool can moderate, and many of them do.
It's 11:56 pm. Do you know where your modem is?
"The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am." - Vader
Pete Rose owns the Baseball Hall of Fame-He won it in a bet!
"Bother," said Pooh as he was molested by Barney.
I am Alfred E. Newman of Borg: What, me assimilate?
Bother! said Pooh, as he stared into the myrddraal face.
Oxymoron: fast Windows
Taglines: If you can't steal them, make them!
Support Morticians. Kill a lawyer.
We missed you. We'll have to aim better next time.
PMS ... Punish My Spouse.
Individualists Unite!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Obi Wan has taught you well...
Death, when unnecessary, is a tragic thing.
Arkansas figured out a way to get rid of Bill Clinton...
"If you had an off switch, would you tell anyone?" - Data
Human memory is perfect; the operating system stinks.
"Songs from `South Pacific'" ─ by Sam and Janet Evening
I'd love to, but I'm observing National Apathy Week.
Oh, I'm sorry, this is debate. You want abuse - next door
It's hard to fight the fire while we're feeding the flames.
Fishermen and Film Majors have reel lives.
Frank Sinatra does it his way.
They *blinded* me with Science!
Real SysOps try to help the new users; not cut them down.
AD&D Quote: You call a plasma grenade a WARNING?!?
Oxymoron: Micro-mainframe.
"You shouldn't make my toaster angry." - Johnny Quest
Shell to DOS... Shell to DOS, come in, DOS... Over.
"You're still disgusting." - Odo to Quark
Let X = X.
Knocked; you weren't in. -- Opportunity
i hATE iT wHEN tHIS hAPPENS!!
I am Berman of Borg... Plots are irrelevant...
And for your listening pleasure -- oldies but goodies on music.
The reality you have dialed is not in service. Please check
"Whoa! You look REAL cool now!" - Beavis
"Give us a kiss!" - Wakko Warner
When you come to a fork in the road, take it!
I've got a piece of brain lodged in me head!
He made his dog sit in the sun. Wanted to get a hot dog.
First study the enemy.Seek weakness.
No postage necessary if E-mailed in the U.S.
(DEBIT) = -DEBIT = CREDIT
That thing's operational...Pull up!...
"Curiouser and curiouser!" cried Alice.
ANSI- ANSI- ANSI... It's such a GREAT sport.
Real SysOps answer their E-Mail and Comments.
I choose not to cope!
I'm SMOKING the Dragon.
Deja Gnu: The feeling you've seen this wildebeest before.
Do people with pointy heads have sharp minds?
Touch not the cat but a-glove. -MacPherson clan motto
Yo mamma's so fat, they mistake her for a country
Ford: Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
FLYERS do it on top, upside down, or rolling
Happiness is being married to your best friend.
FORE!.........................................<BONK!<
URA Redneck if you pick your teeth from a catalog.
BlueWave:75,000 smerfs at a baseball game
///\/\\\ Borg bug
Why you ... I oughtta ...
Clinton defense #16: If I raise taxes it'll be easier to cut 'em!
Misspelled? No way! I use an error-correcting modem.
Blessed our young they will inherit our national debt.
"Mr. Sinatra, hold. Mr. Redford, hold. Me." -- Dot Warner
'Tis the season to be punny......
Terror (n). 1: Naked female klingon with whip and PMS.
Windows: Official GUI operating system of the Tagline echo.
She Does the work of 3 Men: Larry, Moe, & Curly
Windows needs a Shredder icon. Click and drag Program Manager to it!
"I am Fudd of Borg! Pwepawe to be assimiwated!!!"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he snorted another line.
"A sick thirst darkens my veins." - The Crow
Marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunderstorms.
It is better to feed one cat than many mice.
Oxymoron: voluntary contributions
$636.95 -- Number of the Beast at Sam's Wholesale Club.
I believe in the innate perversity of inanimate objects
The Gods went to Suggoth and all I got was this tagline.
Famous last words: No, I don't wear a seat belt.
"You vant to go bach?!"-Chekov "Absolutely not!"-McCoy
You know You're hooked when: You sign Your handle to Your checks
This does not exist.
"We have such sights to show you..."
Computer (com-pyoo-ter) n.-Incredibly fast idiot!
"Hoping to goodness is not theologically sound." -Peanuts
See a penny, pick it up; move into a higher tax bracket.
Deja Moo: An odd feeling of knowing you've heard "that bull.." before.
"Eat more fruit" said Tom, with aplomb.
Praise the Lord and pass the Cheez-Whiz!
Mac: Computer with training wheels. <whee!>
"Any change?" Kirk "Yes. For the worse." McCoy
Yo momma like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on.
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitos?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (D)'oh!
IF YOU'RE NOT PARANOID, YOU'RE NOT INVOLVED...
Have an adequate day.
Liscensed DOS operator.
Photons have mass? I didn't know they were Catholic!
Creationism: Where faith is considered "evidence."
Clinton: America's Truth Deflector
No way I'm going to use an off-line mail reader!
Def: Diplomacy: The delicate weapon of the civilized warrior.
In a bad mood? Litter!
Antique collectors do it for old times sake.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder.
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
Things go from bad to worse and then the cycle repeats.
Mice and Men make plans, Cats and Women should work.
Women are like watches: The finer the movement, the better the time.
"What the heck is a Level 3 Diagnostic?"...Geordie
All things get lost at the same speed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ordered another assault on the nursery.
Error in CHUNG.SYS. INTEGRITY.DAT not found.
12 shy of a dozen
Somebody's got a Toro snowblower... - Joel Robinson
Bimburger: Bimbo surrounded by 2 guys.
Virginity is a disease that can be cured.
Chooka chooka hoo la ley - Looka looka koo la ley...
"Florence of Arabia" -- feminist camelmanship
When did rules ever stop a determined feline?
New Borg Movie: Borg: the Experience.
Confucious...man who live in glass house shower in baseme
Moriarity Realty: When you need new Holmes.
Don't sell the bike shop, Orville. -- Hobbes
"We're free people. We belong to no one." Kirk, stardate 3259.2.
Scully: Who is it? -- Mulder: Steven Speilberg.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (N)uke the CPU?
AmigaDOS: The ONLY true multitasking operating system!
Mother's board, Dad's a UNIX.
He who laughs last has not been told the terrible truth.
William Gaines: A mad man in a better place.
In a bad mood? Drive at 25 mph on the freeway!
Def: Tourist Season: When it's OK to shoot them.
Oh you know my name is Simon, and I like to do draw-rings
AD&D Lesson #001 - It exists only if the DM allows it to exist.
Oxymoron: Legal Thought.
Caught myself etching "Gates" into a .357 shell casing.
When it comes to humility, I'm the greatest.
Here, there........and everywhere......
Bother! said Pooh, joining Rick Burwell in Tag-X Pro Beta Testing.
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
AIDS is a virus - @N@ is a punishment from God.
All's fair in love and Tagline appropriation!
Despite the cost of living, it remains popular.
Ever lob a live grenade into a basket of kittens?
Is it really 3:00am? I'll come to bed in a sec...RING.ATA
The name of the place is BABYLON 5
Famous last words, "Trust me, I'm a consultant."
Thanks, Slann. We know the rules. - Connor MacLeod
Happiness is no vague dream, of that I now feel certain.<Sand>
Yo momma glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
What a wonderful world it is that has girls in it!
She won't last forever, so why buy her a diamond?
If rabbit s feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
Turbo taglines rule!
IQ Error: Brain Not Ready (A)bort (R)etry (F)orget it..
TV Truth: Explosions in space make noise.
Homer of Borg: Prepare to be assim.... Ohhhh. Donuts......
A farmer is always going to be rich next year.
Work 8 hours, sleep 8 hours; but not the same 8 hours.
Why limbless women are better lovers: You can spin them.
I Take No Prisoners But I Do Take Money!!
I'm not lost, I'm locationally challenged.
We don't have Sarcasm on our planet...
* <|-) User is Chinese.
My cat typed this tagline. <meow Prrrrr>
Bother! said Pooh, as he deleted UNIX from his machine
BorgDOS v6.0 -- Format C: [Y/y] Resistance is futile.
There is no bottom to worse. -- Cohen
I can type 10% faster in the nude.
What is Do? What is not Do? Do is. -- Gentle Mountain
The "Light at the end of the tunnel" may be dragon's fire
"You want me to stay because of the way you feel about me." - Han Solo
Blondes have more fun because I only date blondes.
Some kids get paid to be good. Mine are good for nothing.
Join SEA--the Society for the Elimination of Acronyms.
"Help me Obi Wan, you're my only hope!" - Princess Leia
Oh, I don't even know what I'm doing here. We're wasting our time! -Luke
NTYMI..................Now that you mention it
Train me !! Strain me !! Stain me !!
Docs....I don't need no stinkin' docs!
Def: Alcoholic: A person who drinks more than his physician.
I used to live there. Now, I live here.
Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt ò.ó
Men are alright as friends, but don't take one home.
I promise to take good care of your cat. - Schrdinger
Yes, and by the same token, no.
Bother! said Pooh, as the moderator sent him a PVT note.
Recent studies show that recent studies are meaningless.
Took an hour to bury the cat. Damn thing kept moving.
A rose is a rose is a rose is a ---'---,---{@
Cadet! I asked you a question! - Picard
"Please state the nature of the medical emergency." - Holodoc
Elves do it in fairy rings.
"I think the Wheel of Morality needs a tune-up." - Wakko Warner
Often incorrect, but never uncertain
Is "puppy love" bestiality?
You non-conformists are all alike. -SLR
Absence makes the heart go wander.
SILENCE: Wisdom's One Satisfactory Substitute
Roe versus Wade --- Instruction manual for canoeing.
A cat is a four footed allergen.
Music is the inter-universal language of the heart...and
Don't take life so seriously. It isn't permanent!
"I've got to join the Army before Vyvyan has a baby!" -Neil
Lawyer + Godfather = An offer you can't understand.
Bother! said Pooh, as the pus dribbled out his nose.
1332 - two beast, or not two beast?
The only *anything* you get is what I give you! - LaCroix
My baby done erased me from the hard disk of her heart...
Tag line #27, See Apendix C, pg 245
Moderator (n): see also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor
If I buy you the steel wool, will you knit me a BMW?
Chestnuts: a painful, embarrassing condition.
Sysop's Log, Star Date: @SDATE@
"Bother," said Pooh, as he redecorated the nursery with lead paint.
Another font of knowledge from the Typographer
Sometimes DEAD is better.
All Right! Drop Carrier! We Have You Surrounded!
In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
Take a Sysop to lunch, he's probably broke.
Ruggies ruggies everywhere, underneath my shoe..>CRUNCH!<
HOW can I be OVERDRAWN if I still have CHEQUES left???
Please return sysop to original upright position.
"Pull the wool over your own eyes!" - J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
Elvis is alive and doing my laundry.
I've never met a 20-25 year old blond Swedish girl I didn't like.
"To be is to do." --Descartes
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
They are slaves who fear to speak for the fallen & weak.
How to know you're a Redneck: Your cousin becomes your wife.
"I miss him!" - Wakko
My wife has a split personality and I hate both of them.
URA Redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)log it?
When in Rome . . . romance!
Go running for the shelter of your Mother's lil' helper
Purring....Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.
Never had it, never will. Hell, I don't even know what `it' is.
I'm as confused as a baby at a topless bar!
"Bother," said Pooh as he slipped his date a Purple Microdot.
Fester - Quicker
Bang! goes the kanga off the bonnet of the van...
Be like Pooh...eat your hunny.
Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
If it works; always tear it apart and find out why.
Everything about this seems wrong. - Picard
"No smoking on the bridge!" fumed Picard.
Famous Last Words #68: "Don't worry, I can handle it."
Too far, Edna, we wander afoot. The Palindromic Pig
"I'm not looking for @FN@, I'm looking for a Jedi Master."
Look, it's a drunk tank of trombones!
I'm the boss. My cat said so!!
Never wrestle a pig, you get dirty, and the pig likes it
I don't see why some people even *have* cars. - Calvin
Guy with a name like Johnny Rotten's gotta be Kinfolk...
Who beta tested Preparations A through G, and why?
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: Confused.
Call the Conservative Hot Line: 1-976-TRICKLE.
Get High, Get Stupid, Buy Clinton Lies 1-800-2-INHALE
Hello, my name is Dave Miller. I like to eat apples.
Yo momma has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Keptin, it's an inwisible Moderator decloaking..
If you contract it from a follower of Jim Jones, it's KOOL AIDS
Why isn't phonetic spelled that way?
First contact missions mean virgin planets! Riker
Would Jimmy Hendrix's modem be a Purple Hayes?
Too err is human. To moo, bovine.
Oh, heck .... I pressed the wrong key ...
Garry Baker - Conference Sysop - Black Gold BBS
Women: You can't live with them, and sheep can't cook!
If you can read this, you're irrelevant. -Borg
DOS is just a bootstap loader for Windows 3.1
If you hear an onion ring, please answer it.
Help me! My brain! I just dropped it! Aaarrgggghhh!
Doing Windows in C is a pane in the glass.
"Bother," said Pooh, and the Jem'Hadar beat him senseless.
Oxymoron: Last First.
Oh bother! said Pooh, and twitted his Moderator
Dºñ't tëll mè âböút ⁿº pròbléms...ƒíx ìt ÿóùrsêl⌠
Bother! said Pooh, as he hid the Death Star plans in his hunny pot.
I'm always hard and to the point...but never drooped.
Republican Health Care Reform: Just say no to illness
Conservative idea #1: Make it illegal and it will go away.
DO NOT soak me up with honey please!
The solution to the problem changes the problem.
This is a tag line. Usually, it is funny.
catalog (n.) - firewood for cats.
"You Always Get Caught" ─ by Sue Nora Later
Security, get that floozy off my bridge. ■ Picard
It's fun to mess with their minds.
"This is Mission Control. We have lift off!" -- Freefall
AD&D Lesson #355: Wrestling moves do not work on black puddings.
Each young doctor means a new graveyard.
I'm busier than Richard Simmons at a fat farm
"Bother," said Pooh as the doctor amputated the wrong leg
Variables won't; Constants aren't.
URA Redneck if you own a denim leisure suit.
The BorgMail echo is empty.
"I am Ernie of Borg. Pull my finger."
Algorithmic analysts do it with a combinatorial explosion
"Quiet"...is an impossibility these days...
There's safety in numbers: .22 .38 .357 .44 .45, 9mm...
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
Moderators - I guess everyone has to get off welfare sometime.
:) <----<< BBS d00d smiley face. Collect them all!
Oxymoron: paid amateur
Cats: Smarter than dogs; can't find 8 to pull snow sled.
Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock
Read "Sleeping Your Way to the Top" by Hillary Clinton
It's not a human, dammit! It's a Borg! - Picard
May you have an interesting and exotic vacation in Libya.
What we need is a national Moderator's day.
Run away! Run away! Keep running!
Money is the root of all wealth.
"Bother," said Pooh, and put a fresh magazine in his Glock.
Tagline stealing is the sincerest form of flattery.
<<< General Brain Failure. (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)h, sheesh! >>>
Oxymoron: Partial Conclusion.
<<<<<<< It'll be in v1.2... I promise!!!! >>>>>>>
It's just as bad; in a different, more stupid way...
Modern mother: "You don't write, nor call, nor fax."
Any body seen my tagline...?
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
"The way that is spoken of is not the enlightened way..." ─ Lao-Tzu
Lie: My husband didn't like it. (It's too expensive.)
OFFLINE 1.52 "Golf is a good walk spoiled."
When all else fails, blame the Sysop!
MOM'S HINT #104: Let someone else break the news about Santa Claus.
I am Marvin of Borg. Guess which weapon I have...
Avoid diseases not backed by a national foundation.
If puns were made illegal, only outlaws would make puns.
Cats: They're not so brave in your microwave.
Who's The Scumbag That Siphoned The Blood Out Of My Cat!?
Oxymoron: firewater
As funny as a case of the crabs.
Oxymoron: Wise democrat.
"Bother", said Pooh, and deleted the entire message base
Oxymoron: Friendly fire.
I just look like Dixon Hill. - Picard
`What do you think of the dope problem?'`Too many dopes.'
"No, I didn't." - Teddy Kennedy
She makes hungry where most she satisfies.
"You've gotta have the right tool for the job, Beavis." - Butt-Head
Hmmmmm.....hot roasted arachnids! YUM!
Conservative elephants, Nixon was innocent!
"Installing unix fixes the [VMS] bug." -- Barry Shein
Def: Floating Control: A characteristic exhibited when you have to go to
Daddy.... what does FDISK do?
Annoy a Taxpayer: ask them about the last Election...
They're Coming To Take Me Away, Oh ho-Ah ha-He h
"Transporter chief @LN@, beam the landing party to the bridge"
SADDAM SPELLED BACWARDS IS WHAT HE IS!
Don't anthropomorphize computers. They don't like it...
"I assure you I seek only knowledge"--Aldous Gaitch
I smell a rat, Radar...what did you do with it?
A NAVY flier's nightmare ... NO CARRIER
The Martians are a happy people; they have no lawyers.
Gag! Choke! Cough! Sputter! Duhh!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he poured grease onto the interstate.
Flintstone's Chewables aren't new! Fred ate Wilma when he grew up!
I am amazed your knuckles don't bleed when you walk.
You tell 'em Cat, That's what you're fur.
"Shut up Wesley!" - Picard
A dog is the only thing that loves you more than you love yourself.
If at first you dont succeed, forget skydiving.
Never tell me the odds! - Han Solo
One Iraqui dictator can ruin your whole day.
Minor Operation.......A Coal Digging
Woman: You got TEN inches? Man: Yeah, what a snow storm we had!
"What are the odds now?" -=- Kirk "Less than 7000:1" -=- Spock
If Clinton was only gonna tax the rich, how did I get so rich so fast?
Being a Viking, I eat raw software.
Is it true that chicken soup will kill a virus?
I'm Jerry Lewis of Borg... Resistance is... You will be...
"Bother," said Captain Pooh, as antimatter containment was lost.
Windows is GEOS for a klone.. More colorful, but slower.
Thru eternity ring "Vivat! Life to the everlasting cat!"
Know that he knows that we know that he knows ■ Data
Make like Madonna and be on your toes.
Set up, and DOOM with me, aha, come on and DOOM with me
"Gee, Brain, what are we going to do tonight?" - Pinky
H y! Wh r did my " " k y go?
Flashlight(n): Container for transport of dead batteries.
Why can't women leave the lid up?
"Chu'c mu+`ng Gia'ng Sinh va` na(m mo+'i." - Vietnamese Christmas
Eleven tons of hair stolen. Police combing area.
Politically Correct thinking is the new fascism!
New York Rangers: 2048 Stanley Cup Champions!
Latest conspiracy theory: Humpty Dumpty was pushed!!!
Kirk knows how to deal with peace loving hippie goofs.
Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?
A schizophrenic vampire has a bad crick in its neck.
Have a beignet and cafe au lait and relax.
Diplomacy: The patriotic lying for one's country.
Beat on the Brat With a Baseball Bat...
"Looks like SOMEBODY never learned to share!" - Yakko
I've just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm.
Windows: The Gates of hell.
If you believe this, you'll believe anything!
ππ--- is a CUT lineπ--- is a TAG lineπ--- is an AD line!
Aha, another tagline! Get over there in a row... ->
Twitfilter, where art thou.
O.K., Mister! Where's your tagline? Come on.
"Isn't everybody happy?" - Machiavelli
.::: ::..: ::.::. :..:: This tag-line is in braille.
The one who does the least work gets the most credit.
82.6% of statistics are wrong
"Bother," said Pooh as he called forth a demon.
"Why women exercise" ─ by Hy Bunz
Disk full error. Enter DELETE *.* to recover.
Seminar For Women: Why Cars Require Oil Changes More Than Once A Year.
You're one to tell me what I can and can't sense. Troi
He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile - EVERYBODY RUN!
Bad day: When Mom approves of the one you're dating.
LAST GAS FOR 60 MILES (54 miles ahead)
Lithium! Where is my Lithium?
Never miss another Jackie O
I Wear My Sunglasses At Night
Inhale to the Chief...and to her husband, too!
Viruscan: CLINTON.EXE found. Remove? (Y,N)
"Gimme a light!" SHIRAK! "Uhm... Bud Light."
Deja Boo: The feeling you've been scared to death in a past life.
LIBERAL: A bigot attacking someone elses rights.
God can heal a broken heart but He has to have all the pieces.
buying Windows:the real "Unrecoverable Application Error"
DATA! What are you doing to that cat!?!-Troi
I'm an absolute, off-the-wall fanatical Moderator.
I'm positive I am almost ready to say definitely.
Have you kicked your Moderator today?
Darwin was an optimist
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. <Cats>
Oxymoron: Sycophantic cat.
Speak softly and carry a big, hairy, spinal mount weapon. Adm. Riker
What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? Hump Me, Dump Me!
I'd rather choke on wild weasels.
CAUTION: I brake for Bauds (If I see 'em)
"I am your density." - George McFly
Windows isn't crippleware, it's Functionally Challenged
That's no rumor - it's an unconfirmed fact!
In a bad mood? Saw the leg off a chair!
"...you will be happy. And controlled." Norman
If all else fails, you must still be using Windows.
Big Brother is watching you!
Missing Mouse Driver. Punish the cat? (Y/N)
Smokey the Bear says, "Strip mining prevents forest fires."
Please don't squeeze the shaman.
"You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole!" - Cornholio
He isn't playing with a full deck.
As funny as a traffic ticket.
"How to Lose Weight" ─ by X. R. Sizemore
The smell of burning leather as we held each other tight.
"HELP! HELP! I'm bein' repressed!" - Monty Python
Make like an amputee and depart.
Exercise, eat right, and die anyway.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Mind what you have learned. Save you it can!
Def: Shortcut: Taking a quicker route to stand in a bank line
I never watched a hockey game that I didn't like.
De-bate [n], What lures de fish. ** S.F.
They suffer as few have suffered, for they cannot find Valhalla.
Brother, can you spare a 16550 UART?
Calvin's Mom: Calvin, we will not have an anatomically correct snowman.
Never give in. Never give in. Never. Never. Never.
"Come, Pinky, we're wasting time travel!" - Brain
"Dana Andrews said prunes gave him the runes..."
If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own.
FETUS.....One of the leading characters on Gunsmoke
Danger Will Robinson! Danger! Danger! Danger! Danger!
"There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi master who instructed me."-Obi
Moderation is for monks and Moderators.
I just bought a cured ham. Wonder what it had ?
Comments? Suggestions? Howls of pain?
I enjoyed stealing the ones that I didn't have.
"Klingons choose their friends very carefully" - Guinan
Men define a "50-50" relationship...they clean, we dirty.
When is a mouse a rat? When it eats memory!
I dream things that never were and ask, "Huh?"
"SHUT UP, PICARD!!!" - Q
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Democratic National Convention, Clinton: Condemnation to avarice.
I've enjoyed just about as much of this as I can stand.
Trust me. R. M. Nixon
The soul unfolds itself, like a lotus of countless petals
URA Redneck if fewer than half the cars you own run.
Tag! Your it!
Only fools rush in...but they get the best seats !!!
Number of phone rings = number of steps from commode - 1
Paranoia is heightened awareness!!
"Was it something we said?" - Yakko
My spinal cord has been given notice, Tom fired back.
Impeach Clinton & Clinton before it's too late, America!
Minnie and Mickey Mouse are slow maze learners.
Has a mind like a sieve
OXYMORON : Turned up missing
Clinton won: You lost as usual. Did you expect anything else?
I don't want to be Trickled down on any longer!
"No, no, Butt-Head, no, I can't settle down!" - Beavis
I'm not lazy. I'm doing research on inertia.
Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.
URA Redneck if you can eat a McDonald's cheeseburger in one bite.
A productive drunk is the bane of moralists.
How many Usenet users does it take to change a light bulb? Read the FAQ.
Archeologist: one whose career is always in ruins!
A sysop's wife is a lonely one ...
Extra mayo is irrelevant... Our way, right away at Borger King now!
I WARNED you about Clinton!!
"If you order the chili, I need to know your next of kin."
He who controls the spice controls the universe!
A Borg Dalek: Resistance is useless. You will be exterminated.
Has anyone seen my tagline? I think someone stole it!!
"Hey Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids!"
Segmentation fault. Brain dumped.
Tax rich bachelors heavily. Why should they be so happy?
But I STILL use Qmodem! <g>
"Newt Gingrich... <sigh>" - Dot Warner
ERROR #0001: Windows/NT loaded. Hoo-boy, is your system in for it now.
Idiot savant: Dittohead with a college degree.
Question stuff.
As funny as a frontal labotomy.
Never been drunk, but often been overserved.
Deja Suite: Feeling you've been sued for this before.
I'd rather have a colossal tummy than a colostomy.
Are you trying to yank my chain, buddy?
Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
"If it happens, it must be possible." - The Unnamed Law
"You can dispense with the pleasentries, Admiral.."--Darth Vader
It's a lawyer, Spock--set phasers on MAIM!
Of course she *DOES* spend too much time at the computer !!!! - Jym Fox
"Bother" said Pooh, as the soundcard failed to recognise Doom again...
There is no defense except stupidity against a new idea.
Music by Cat Mother and the All Night News Boys.
Wild blue blockers: Airline window shades.
Our most dangerous enemy is ourselves. -- Fangs of Garm
"So quake with fear, you tiny fools!" - Frank N. Furter
If you butter a cat's back, what side would it land on?
I'd love to, but my crayons all melted together.
they want and deserve to get it--good and hard!
Hillary Clinton is a closet ditto-head!
If God didn't exist, it'd be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire
"Bother", said Pooh, as he torched the forest.
If ignorance were a drug, we'd all be stoned.
* <- Tribble * | * <- Tribbles playing volleyball
Skaters do it on ice.
Oxymoron: Somewhat Informed.
What do you mean, Sense THIS!? -Troi
After a hard day, it's nice to come home to a warm cat.
There is no such thing as a little garlic.
I'm cheating to chat to you...
They got Alexandria; they're not getting _my_ library!
The observation lounge has been turned into a swamp - Riker
Dewey, Cheatam, and Howe -- Attorneys at Law.
Window Error:00D Window closed. Do not look out.
"Vehemence is no guarantee of truth." - Isaac Asimov
Home SCUD demo: Blow up a balloon and let it go.
Def: Redneck: (n); a person whose family tree doesn't fork.
File not found. Remember, you just erased it.
BATches, BATches, we don' need no steenkin' BATches!
Bangs like a privy door when the plague's in town. -Black Adder
For real sponge cake, borrow all ingredients.
They call Alabama the crimson tide...call me Deacon Blues
He's a legend in his own mind.
Hey! Don't shoot that postal worker <BANG!>... NO CARRIER
Uh... Is FIRE supposed to shoot out of it like that?
Nothing is ever constant, unless it is dead.
I'm not on the where are you list...I listened to the Moderator!
Hmmm, When is the last time the Tooth Fairy visited you?
Fold and tear here. Tape closed before mailing. ---
"And no matter how we try...none of us die forever." - Jean
URA Redneck if you actually know which leaves make the best toilet paper
If I cared to write taglines I would've written one now!
Black holes were created when God tried to divide by zero
This tagline set to self-destruct on attempt to steal.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he handed the cashier a forged check.
Sysop love habits revealed: next on "Geraldo"
Better a coward for a minute than dead forever.
"If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry." - Chekhov
A few beers short of a six-pack.
Why are you looking down here? The joke is above!
Jack the sound barrier. Bring the noise. - Snow Crash
Friends are family you choose for yourself.
Breakdown Dead Ahead
FidoNut's tombstone: CONNECT Oct 4 1965 NO CARRIER Aug 8 1992
Got my Uzi, got some Scotch... let's go to Disneyland!
Aliens have invaded Earth! How else do you explain UNIX?
System halted - Press any key to do nothing.
Creating Taglines is an artform... stealing them is an obsession!
I have tried relaxing but somehow I just feel better all up-tight.
out numbered 20,000 to 2...... and we killed them both.
I SAW YG! HE SAW ME! WE'RE TOGETHER! IN DARK CONCLAVITY!
Windows 4.0 coming to the rescue! Wait for FedEx!!!!!!!
Just when I make ends meet, someone moves one end.
Another fine Good Intentions Paving Co. project!
Palindrome - Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Open your mouth honey, it's just a tongue depressor...
Linux: Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.
Laughter... the no side effect tranquilizer.
To imagine the unimaginable is the highest use of the imagination.
Five years from now, will they have a Soviet Reunion?
"Iris out already, please!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Too far??!? How's this for too far?!? <busy signal>" - Katie Kaboom
Immanuel Kant ..... but Kubla Khan
"Likes coolsville, daddy-o." - Wakko
Follow me to the Current Middle Ages.
Why are Chinese fortune cookies written in English?
Oxymoron: Respective Conventions.
Mathematicians DO IT with odd functions.
Dammit no! Don't pick on the pho^$ L%æ#!░╗
I bite harder ...
HHTYAY.................Happy Holidays to You and Yours
"In 10 seconds open fire. Destroy the star cruiser." Anan 7
A bad workman always blames his tools
Clinton - (((((((((Hypocritical)))))))) (((((((((Presiden
Wanted: Guillotine operator. Chance to get ahead.
Don't know what you DRANK Before Calling But, your Crazy
The Clinton MisAdministration: Government control from Womb to Tomb!
I need a life...my computer has taken mine over.
"Some men would just as soon kill me as look at me." -- Medusa
Vampires don't attack Lawyers. Professional courtesy.
Oh freddled gruntbuggly? Thy micturations are to me...
The mother of all taglines.
That which does kill me makes me undead.
Smearleer: To hold up eyeglasses to the light to see if they are clean.
A moderator's work is never dung.
Bodduh! said Pooh, We're here to <clap> pump you up!
URA Redneck if your house moves and your 27 cars do not.
In shouldn't you words around move your sentence.
Great! My cat's been cashing my reality checks again....
A penny saved is ridiculous.
Pass the salt and praise the cholesterol!
Humans smile with so little provocation -- Spock
My wife found a way to save her money - she spends mine
"Let's go get some nachos!" - Beavis
Not now, I'm watching Star Trek!
Bother! said Pooh, as Piglet sacrificed him to the dark gods.
URA Redneck if you've ever used lard in bed.
Def: Liar: A lawyer with a roving commission.
Ok son spell PC,...... PEE SEE, Woops!
"Heck, I could beat Elminster any day!"
Humanity is a parisite
A cat is domestic only as long as it suits its own needs.
H.W.A. -- Honkies With Attitudes
Lord give me chastity - but not yet.
I NEVER Read Taglines! Do You?
Blonde: Dumb sh*t happens.
Useless Invention: Fireproof matches.
Science asks How?, Philosophy ask Why. And Ferrets don't care much.
"What does it mean, 'exact change?'" - Spock
URA Redneck if your dog and wallet are both on a chain.
"Bother" said Sturmbannfuhrer POOH at Nuremberg.
How do you feel about that, Counselor Troi?
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
Robert A. Taglein: Time Enough for Taglines
Breath Saver: Quit smoking right away.
I am IceBorg. Prepare to be frozen.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: IMPOTENT: DISTINGUISHED, WELL KNOWN.
"The Door of Death is made of Gold." Wm. Blake
Oxymoron: Sophisticated New Yorker.
Intelligent tagline goes here____________________________
I don't really CARE where Waldo is.
When a husband is too good to be true, he probably isn't.
And I'm looking for the joke with a microscope...
Meet my kids: Abort, Retry and Ignore
Okay! - Okay! - I'll be off the phone in a minute! Geez!
MOM'S HINT #202: Be ready when kids ask "What were the Beatles?".
"Bother", said Pooh, as he mounted Piglet.
Orcs get all the girls. -- Worf
"How wonderful is death. Death and his brother, sleep." - The Crow
I am Skywalker of Borg. So, Ben, what do I do now ?
Whips and chains? Sorry, that's a hardware problem.
"crow@biteme.com" -- Crow T. Robot's Internet Address
URA Redneck if you still have an 8-track tape player in your car.
PROBLEM: annoying house guest SOLUTION: Sic Wakko on him
"If it isn't the Big Kahuna!" - Yakko "And his little kahunas!" - Dot
I'm not stubborn, I'm PERSISTENT !
Division is like a box of chocolates. --Pentium Gump.
Two of the great minds in history: Harris Dodle and Playd
Got a complete copy of the original anywhere?
Friction can be a drag sometimes.
Mr Garibaldi, it's a big universe.
"Bother," said Pooh, and drew his .45 and shot the intruder.
It's not a person, dammit! It's a Borg! -- Picard
Def: Reputation: What others are not thinking about you.
Don't like the Moderator, huh! You want the job?
"Everything's got a moral if only you can find it."
If God's love is infinite, why do I hate broccoli?
Riker, you're so stolid! You weren't that way BEFORE the beard. -- Q
Why bother phoning a psychic? - let 'em phone you!
Dream Job #6: Ambassador to FANTASY ISLAND..!
Don't surprise her plug your Geyser
"Are we children?" <WHACK> - Pinky
"Ten chocolate sundaes. I'm in a really bad mood." -- Troi
Jealousy is all the fun you think they have.
Press: F1-Help F2-Extended Help F3-Give It Up
This tagline is umop apisdn (Spaszoid Strikes!)
Ford - Found on roadside dead. :-)
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Kevin J. Anderson wuz here...
Oxymoron: Unachievable Accomplishments.
Honor would be better served if I were your mate. ■ Worf
Quick! Pick a letter from 1 to 1000.
What?!? DOSSHELL *isn't* supposed to be a joke?
Gotta' get back to Reality...now where is that stupid dragon...
Surrender the PINK ! ƒ
ChRoMaTiCk CoLlEkTiVe BBS ■ "We'll be up shortly."
Health: The slowest possible rate of dying.
SEMPER UBI SUB UBI!!!
We don't need no stinkin regulations...........
It'll be just like Beggar's Canyon back home. -- Luke
Spell chequers dew knot work write.
Puny Moderator make Hulk mad. HULK SMASH!
Q: Why did the blonde stop making ice cubes? A: She lost the recipe.
Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth.
Oil doesn't reach his dipstick
We have secretly replaced the Dilithium with Foldgers
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TOFIRST@ posted again.
Real Programmers would not use the word "loathe."
If the Clintons had obeyed the law, they wouldn't need the $$$.
If guns are outlawed, how will conservatives win any arguments?
"You call me a monster. Well, that is what I am." -- Nostoket
"Hey, it's only a six-minute cartoon!" - Yakko Warner
Don't panic - there is always WELFARE!
The only argument with the wind is to put on a coat.
* <- Tribble ((*)) <- Dizzy Tribble
You should be pun-ished!
Anyone that willingly runs Windows DESERVES what they get
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)*** it?
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted.
OAS....................On another subject
Inside every short man is a tall man doubled over in pain.
"Bother" said Pooh as he was tricked into a game of Maiden's Kiss.
ANIMANIACS not found (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)o sane?
So many messages...so little time. Break out SLMR!
"Get rid of that damn twitch!" - Picard
"Buy me a drink?" said Tom dryly.
Try this. I haven't tested it, but I think it will work.
Most of these are mine, a few stolen. Public domain now.
Would you like me better if I were tied down?
"That name no longer has any meaning to me." - Vader
Please don't SHOUT -- you're hurting my eyes...
Pardon me, may I borrow your Wobbly Goblin?
"Bother," said Pooh as he went to kill Owl.
SysOp's read minds. But QWKly, very, very QWKly!
Always a tag line!
New from McAfee: WinScan. Removes all Windows programs.
This message base has become a rhetorical dumping ground.
Children Learn What They Live!
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Common malady: Diarrhea of mouth + constipation of brain
I walk without a cut through a stained glass wall...
When we can't dream the time for death has arrived.
Live and don't learn, that's us. -- Hobbes
Q How can I prove that I'm mortal? Worf Die.
"I get this from guys all the time... SNAP OUT OF IT!!" - Dot
Please say it isn't so!!!
"Windows for Dummies".... isn't that Microsoft "Bob"?
Eliminate the ninnies and the twits!!!
"The darkness must flow, down the river of night's dreaming..."
We are experiencing synaptical difficulties--please stand by.
There is honor among LEEEEEEEECHES!
Yes, dear, with Robocomm I now have time for a QWKie
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
Die Hard: With a Dung-Load of Car Chases.
"There are some who call me... Tim..." ─ Monty Python
My Sysop can beat up your Sysop. Phhheeettt
* *TAKE A KID CAMPING THIS SUMMER* *
Remove that ugly FAT! Download a virus TODAY!!
"Is that your idea of excercise - buying a book on jogging?"
If you see any misspelled words it HAS to be line noise.
Hello, Duck Factory Inc., this is Howard...
Citation for slow BBS'ing: Going 1200 in an HST lane.
The old gray mare she ain't what she used to be...
Golf spelled backwards is FLOG!
Here's a few more taglines; SOME are more interesting one
A Dragon with THAC0 -98? It's your turn to go first.
Def: Filet Mignon: An opera by Puccini.
I'm the one your mother warned you about...
That's right, try hard to be good at the game of life.
Life ain't easy for a Borg named Hugh.
4 out of 5 are sure that the fifth guy did it!
If the ship blows up, lofty disinterest won't save you.
Its hip to be square. -- Huey P. Lewis
QWK is irrelevant - You will be assimilated into the BlueWave.
Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
Math and Alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink & derive.
URA Redneck if there's a wasp nest in your living room.
Proctologists are very probing people
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's [sic] lounge -Bart
295,408,296 - beast cubed
Emoticon: :-q Smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
I only use my computer on days that end in "Y"
So, my brother is human after all. - Robert Picard
That was Zen, this is Tao...
I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.
I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays.
Don't touch anything... I'll be right back.
My life is an unevaluated registration copy.
Oh, yeah? Well, beam THIS up, pal!
"Thanks for the mammaries..." - Beavis
"Are you blind? It's raining blood! But I digress." - The Crow
"Young fool... only now, at the end, do you understand." - Emperor
My computer can beat up your computer!
Irish 7 course meal: a Six pack and a potato
"The dental instrument please!" <plays note on trumpet> "Flat." - Yakko
I'd be opposed to apathy, if I cared...
Is it worth tagging this line?
"Lawyers feel that every criminal has a right to a lawyer." - J. Elders
It's got what it takes, so why can't this be love?
This MSG created by pouring warm tea on a Ouiji board.
It's not a bug, it's not a feature, it's an ENHANCEMENT.
My tagline can beat up your tagline...
Tagline::~Tagline() { screw this tagline; }
"And if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a wagon." -- Scotty
AD&D Lesson #428 - Never ask a bard to play the banjo.
The cynic says: the pessimist is a realist who isn't afraid to admit it.
Some of my best taglines are friends!
What? Of course pigs can fly, Clinton's got Air Force One.
My mind....I feel it....it's going....
Life can be one big toilet, so for all our sakes, don't make waves.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was forced to watch Shades of Gray.
Mac scrn msg: Like, dude, something went wrong
Oxymoron: Random File Organization.
'Life is a series of rude awakenings' - R. V. Winkle
I am Droopy of Borg. You know what? You're about to be assimilated.
Love stinks.
Don't cry: there is still hope!
One Drug At A Time.
How do you do? I see you've met my faithful handyman
If you throw a cat out the car window, is it kitty litter
But she never lost her head, even when she was givin' head.
Neither a panhandler nor a Laplander be.
TV Truth: Kids rooms are always spotless.
Takes more than a meltdown to show us how.
Get four Darkovans together, and they hold a dance.
Insanity is a rational reaction to an irrational world.
OXYMORON : Non-working mother
Act now and get a FREE cheese grater!
Brobeck + Blackbeard = TAGLINES! TAGLINES! TAGLINES!
What??! Star Trek is on?! I'm outta her@%& NO CARRIER
Mea culpa -- maybe I should be a blonde :-)
That's why they call it a DROP spindle.
I think a SysOp Needs Nine Lives - I need ten.
Tennesee DOS: Ya'll reckon? (Yep/Nope)? _
Everything in life that we really accept undergoes a change.<Mansfield>
I give good back.
"How does Al Gore spell potato? T-A-T-E-R." - R. Limbaugh
If Version 1.0 works someone goofed...
Il y a des honnêtes gens. Leur cas n'est pas très clair.
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... (Bo Dereck getting older)
How did Bill and Hillary meet? Dating the same woman!
The existence of god implies a violation of causality.
He doesn't have both oars in the water.
((wrong && wrong) != right)
Steal Tags? I like to think I extend their warranties.
Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: They can't spell PORSCHE!
Marvelous! You're going to kill me. What a
Kathryn Page ■ Zamboni Driver
Feminizt doing a Niker commercial -- just PROVE it!
Faith will not die while seed catalogs are printed.
<<< Tagline deleted by Natl Endowment for the Arts >>>
Cannibalism: intra-species dining.
"Moderators don't _do_ spew warnings!" - Robert Craft
Thank you, duck, for gettin' down!
For parents only: Have you hugged your child today?
AD&D Advice: It exists only if the DM allows it to exist.
It is the dead wood that holds up the tree.
WARNING! TAGLINE THEFT ALARM IN USE.
No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard.
My cat had puppies, so I spayed the cricket.
Blonde hair is so retro. - Elmyra
Seems that I did precisely that!! But, it *has* been a long time!! <G>
State of New Jersey Motto. Who died?
Def: Loser: Guy who plays Monopoly and is mugged on Boardwalk.
Please call IBM. I believe my computer's on fire.
I've suffered enough--when does my art improve?
Dogs come when called. *I* need more DIRECT stimulation!
The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch <old saying>
*Share* the Bible all you like, just keep it out of the law.
Everyone is a genius at least once a year.
"I know" is just "I believe" with delusions of grandeur
Oxymoron: Data Structure.
LORD: Let Oral Roberts Die.
Macintosh error message: "Weird disk error"
"Laugh it up, fuzzball!" - Han Solo
Practice makes perfect, but no one's perfect, so why practice?
Women are like programs. A smart man keeps a backup.
"It's certainly uncontaminated by cheese." - Monty Python
The Second Amendment follows the First...
Jesus to Multitude: What, 5000 of you and no one brought a sandwich?
"Believe it? You will! Any day now... REALLY!" - AT&T
A slip NEVER heard aboard the Enterprise: "Welcome a Borg."
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
Def: Terror: A Female Klingon with PMS!
No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
Fire at will... NO WORF! Not at Commander Riker!
URA Redneck if yer car window is a Hefty bag.
Only lemmings jump to conclusions.
My doctor says I need to get some blood in my alcohol.
Hillary's health care plan has more holes than a tennis racket.
Backup aborted: Please remove disk #92 and start over.
"How to Relieve pain" ─ by Ann L. Gesick
Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Tag line thievery..Comin' up next on Geraldo.
"Anger is a relative state, sir." - Spock
Underneath all these clothes I'm completely naked!
"The 1st thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."
Oxymoron: Somewhat Fairly Explicit.
MilesDOS v6.22: (A)bort (R)etry (K)ick The Bas***d!
Kirk made do with obviously low performance technology.
Oxymoron: Even Odds.
Choose heaven for climate; choose Hell for society.
Is it Bill the Cat or Bill the Clinton or just BC?
You're a Redneck if: you think people who have electricity are uppity
"The only thing I enjoy is tormenting you."- Odo to Quark
Fahfegnookie - Fun in the backseat of a Volkswagen!
Foods aren't good or bad. Eating habits are.
I never spit in your drink, why do you smoke in my air?
Know what to kiss -- and when <<G>>
Misanthropology: the study of why people are so stupid and why
I am Bart Of Borg: Prepare To Eat My Shorts, Man.
"Clever as going to the toilet without taking your trousers down"
Dinosaurs are extinct - Barney should be, too!
DM Advice: Magic items should be as rare as Drow romance novels.
The Velcronomicon: a grimoire that sticks with you.
This tagline recommended for mature readers.
Whoopee cushion? I don't have a... Oh no! You're sitting on my cat!
I am Carson of Borg. Hah! This is soooo futile <'how futile is it?'>
Avoid junk mail, get an unlisted ZIP code!
Missing An IRS Auditor ?? Check My Tires !
"I must have a blow-out. Damn it!" - Brad Majors
It's Ensign Pillsbury! He's BREAD, Jim!
If I had a 386 every time I heard that one, I'd be rich !
"Not in this time-space continuum you won't." - Quark
No, why? Have _you_ ever snorted laser printer toner?
What we need are scratch & sniff Hustler magazines!
┼ I'm usually awake near the end of the day ┼
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats!
If I throw a cat out of a car window, is it kitty litter?
You're a great judge of good Whiskey and Bad Women
There's an exception to every rule . . . except this one.
1+2=3; therefore 4+5=6.
Birds do it, bees do it, even chimpanzees do it ...
If at first you don't succeed, you're about normal.
'Tain't nobody's business (not even mine)
Waiting for my '$99.95 dBase offer' from Borland!
Oh, maybe I'm glad. Maybe I'm sad.
Oxymoron: light heavyweight
"Bother," said Pooh as he stepped on the land mine
Abilene looks good....in my rear-view mirror!
You are performing up to your normal sub-standard.
Act non-action; undertake no undertaking; taste the tasteless. -LAO TZU
My other computer is an IMSAI....
Human Error - It's all ***YOUR*** Fault.
Deal with other's faults as gently as with your own
"I guess their parachutes didn't open." -- Mulder
Bother! said Pooh, as the EPA closed the hunny factory.
I gave it up until Lent
One sandwich shy of a picnic
Face it, you're stuck in a dead-end job.
What's so bad about a dog's life ?
"Wolverine, where are you going?! Wolverine!" - Cyclops
Documentation the *best* part of prigramming. It compiles. :)
"Bother," said Pooh as ran C3PO through the trash compacter.
Save The Whales. We can BBQ 'em later.
ALT1.BBS: Fatal error at F000:DEAD, dropping...(click)
Do *you* know what Otto Titzlinger invented? BRA
Never ask a hungry cat if it loves you for yourself.
Fats Domino: the round of music
Veja Du: The feeling that you have never been there before.
A little knowledge is dangerous, and boy, am I dangerous!
Die Hard: With... Like... Guns and Stuff...
Real SysOps don't rape local BBS's for files.
"Great warrior? War does not make one great." - Yoda
Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.
I always leave the room when the talk gets philosophical. - Calvin
"Yeah, but I thought Madonna already *had* a steady bloke!" - Pinky
Alouette, gentille Alouette . . .
"Oh! Am *I* in this cartoon, too?!" - Rita
"One damn minute, Admiral!" - Spock, ST4
I am the rose bush that refuses to bloom.
Few sinners are saved after the first 20 minutes of a sermon
Quantum particles: the dreams that stuff is made of.
Alponium - Blast of odor when opening a can of dog food.
"There's too many! I can't shake 'em!" ├Θ┤ ├Θ┤ ├Θ┤ ├Θ┤ ├Θ┤
Only the ugly ones carry mace & whistles..why ask why?
I'm sure it's clearly explained in the DOC's
Bigot: Anyone winning an argument with a fundie.
"Go Away!" ─ by Ron Onhome
Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.
Repent and return those library books.
What grammar is to speech, logic is to reason.
Oxymoron: mobile home
Once again, Odo wins the Twister championship.
"Bother," said Pooh, and pulled the detonator killing the dictator.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sent away for an inflatable Piglet.
My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
Def: Hozone: Where 1 sock in every load disappears to!
"Alaskan Visuals" by A. Roaring Boring Alice
#define scanf printf
Drop me a line...anytime!
It's easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419!
Rabbit of Borg: "No, Pooh. That's not how to assimilate someone."
The unreasonable man adapts the world to himself.
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Reality is a crutch for those who can't work a holodeck.
Some people ask for my opinion. Others get it
SACRILEG.OUS detected: Lightning bolt? (Y/N)
Anyone without a camera please leave the room
How do make a cat float? Start with two scoops of cat...
I am wealthy in my friends. -Shakespeare
Vitamin C deficiency is apauling.
"I'm going to hurt my brother badly." - Dot
"And I'm Gustav Anvil, inventor of the anvil." - Wakko Warner
Clouds? We don't need no Stinking Clouds!
"The pleasure's been all yours, I'm sure." - Slappy Squirrel
Here I run, to steal the secret of the sun.
The only thing shorter than a weekend is a vacation.
"I've got a towel if you need it." - Wakko
My printer is Jamaican; it be jommin', mon.
VViirruuss?? WWhhaatt VViirruuss??
"How many times do I have to repeat myself?" "Only 'til it's true."
I am │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││ -- Welcome to our NEW AGE
A Moderator's power ends at his echo. A sysop's ends at his board.
An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself
Blood on the Hurdle - By Wun Hung Low.
Thanks to you and all others who "clued me in" on this!
What happens when fish trip?
A banana, some chocolate syrup, and thou.
B.Gates:"quality software" R.McDonald:"gourmet cuisine"
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
Must go - my attack cat needs his claws filed.
I'd love to, but my patent is pending.
Don't slam the door on your way out... -Queensryche
Oxymoron: We will arrest any inmate who misbehaves.
PAGE: Beep the speaker at the sysop to see if he's at home.
Go to a bookstore and ask for the self-help section.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he took Marina Lemar's Quickening...
"Your mission is a failure! Your lifestyle's too extreme!"
I am Bene Gesserit of Borg: Fear is irrelevant.
AD&D Famous Last Words: You don't look so tough...
Can't find COLDBEER.CAN: SYSOP.EXE not loaded
"Nobody's home." -- Elmyra "There's an understatement!" -- Dot
I'm feeling homicidal--say ANYTHING
Def: Hardware: n. The part you kick.
The scenery only changes for the lead dog...
In a bad mood? Turn on the sprinkler at a lawn party!
No... The name of my ship is the Lollipop -- Riker
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Do you mind if I invoke privacy?
Golf: the only game where lime green pants go with lemon yellow shirts.
I'm so broke, I can't pay attention!
Musicians are just playin' folks.
I'm terribly sorry, but I'm afraid you're just a mirage.
"Most of what I've learned over the years has come from signatures."
"I'm the President, and I want a 'Big Mac' and fries...
Cthulhu is a pawn of Barney!
I'm going to fire some of those people. Gimme the fire bell.- Groucho
A hen who lays an egg cackles as if it was an asteroid.
"Up all night... Sleep all day..."
HUG: Something where u always get back MORE than u give.
Enterprise News: Borg destroyed after absorbing Windows.
I'm a seriously demented, paranoid schizophrenic: Kiss me.
Fighting for peace is like screaming for quiet.
I got a cat for my wife. I think it was a fair trade.
If lifes funny , then why aren't I laughing !
The Religious Right's Health Plan...Kill a doctor!
I may be a schizophrenic, but at least I have each other.
I am Fudd of Borg: Be vewwy quiet. I'm assimiwatin' a wabbit.
We move to Camp David and hide. They can't get in there. H. Haldeman
We need more unemployed politicians.
Live your life, but don't be annoying. <Foxbat>
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - s.w.
Basoonists do it to the "Bolero."
He's about as smart as bait...
He who laughs last is at 300 baud.
I'm not a witch doctor-- I'm only a folk medic.
By the time I have money to burn, my fire will be out.
Real mathematicians are a subset of complex mathematicians.
Anime Excuse #013: Sampled Akane's cooking
In a bad mood? Stray into other people's snapshots!
God must love the common man; He made so many of them.
Fiat: F**king Italian Attempt (at) Transportation.
2+2=4 (but only for base 5 and above)
Mommy! The cursor's winking at me!
Not even with BOTH hands AND a flashlight!
"Did you have to trash the street, Force?" -- Stonewall
Sorry. I just couldn't resist!
After three days of intense pain, the snake died - Riker
Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, it w...NO CARRIER
I'm PINK therefore I'm SPAM!!
DOOM: Who lives by the sword gets shot by who doesn't.
Wait! I forgot to cancel my flight plan &*^| &%NO CARRIER
"Take my Worf, please!" - Data (The Outrageous Okana)
Use EXTEND.ZIP to get more handles on life...
Alvin Toffler will do it in the future.
Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
Counselor Troi eats all the chocolate.
From the smell of things, I would say a Ferengi -- Riker
BBSo, ergo stupido
Lonely, Worf seeks a Dog/Turtle hybrid for companionship.
I'm from outer space -- I only work in Iowa.
It looks like a flying purple people eater to me! - Sheb Wooley
"Next rest area: 25 mi." That's a big rest area.
STAR WARS: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK. I hope you find good use for them!
Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - s.w.
Good girls go to heaven..but bad girls go EVERYWHERE!!!
Roger Zelazny, 1937-1995 : Adios, Prince of Amber.....
Help a nun kick the habit.
Gates are down, Lights are flashing, Train's not coming.
Some settling may have occurred during shipping.
Def: Bit: The increment by which programmers slowly go mad.
Beware a tagline thief has been reported...GOTCHA!
Free the Terran 5 Billion
I will write myself into well being. <Marris>
FORD = Fix Often, Repair Daily
Why use anything but Telix for communications
"Bother," said Pooh, as he twitted the moderator.
I am Speculum of Borg. prepare to be probed.
But most of all, IT WAITS FOR YOU! Star Trek DSN.
Why does this guy use all these damned ellipses?
Borg to be wild! (sorry 'bout that).
Everything you've heard about Los Angeles is TRUE.
Either that wallpaper goes, or I do. -- last words of Oscar Wilde
I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!!
Can a baby be born born again?
I find you lack of faith in the forth dithturbing.
New Clinton library to be all fiction...
Even the chocolate-covered manhole covers taste good.
Curiosity killed the cat, but at first we suspected you.
Never try to outstubborn a WildCat!
Mr. Rogers of Borg - "Can you say `assimilate', boys and girls?"
Def: Politics: The glad hand and the marble heart.
I hope I'm that feeble when I'm 200 years old! Picard.
"He who loves God must love his brother also." - I John 4:21b, NKJV
Electronics Technicians do it without shorts.
Note to self: Get cat to stop bungi jumping out of tree!
"Am I disturbing you?" - Riker
URA Redneck if you have a fly-strip hanging above the kitchen table.
Lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch...
The government repossessed Old McDonald's farm.
I've never met a tagline I couldn't resist.
Tagline dropped due to budget cuts.
"I need a pair of dancing shoes with steel-toe caps."
Scottish World Cup Successes
I don't believe in religion or God. I believe in myself.
He who possesses the hockey stick, rules the household!
He who knows only one religion knows none.
"Adendum: The Warner Sister." -- Dot Warner
Dragon riders make good first impressions.
Counselor, it's an Academy game: Bite The Pillow Wesley
"Hellooo, 90210's!" - Yakko/Wakko
Unless you've got some sort of a PROBLEM with that...
"Head of Security" ─ by Barb Dwyer
"Think of peace and honor - and act upon that only!" - A. Force Stud.
I Can't wait for MS-DOS 15.02!
Better Taglines through confiscation.
Roosevelt gave us the New Deal; Clinton is giving us the Raw Deal.
Mr. Crusher... Report to the airlock... without your suit
Window Error:00C Memory hog error. More ram needed. More! More!
HOUSEWORK never killed anyone, but why take the chance!!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where no reward is worth this...
Oxymoron: Management Science.
Christmas shopping for Dan Cerman? Buy a tribble!
Drive C: Error, (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (K)ick (S)cream
God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts!
Clive Anderson of Borg: Welcome to `Whose Assimilation Is This Anyway?'
My name is not Dr. Death -Bart Simpson
"Hey, you know, I think I could learn to like tribbles." Kirk
Same as it ever was... Same as it ever was... Same as it
Almost anything is easier to get into than to get out of.
Professionals built the Titanic, amateurs built the ark.
Bill Clinton: A good reason to be Pro-Choice.
Borg at Microsoft: You will be assimil... <swallowed>!
We have found a witch! May we burn her?
Why do so many foods come packaged in plastic? It's quite uncanny.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (V)alium
In a bad mood? Never remember anyone's name!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...You must learn control...
Save Laboratory Animals. Use Lawyers instead.
DOS=HIGH, WINDOWS=DRUNK, LOGIC=OFF!
One cat just leads to another.
Light at the end of the tunnel? look out for that train.
VîτÜε¿!¿ Wε dÖÑ't gÖt ÑÖ tîÑkîÑg vîτÜε!!!
Oxymoron: race walking
Never go to a doctor's office whose plants have died.
I used to be a deli worker, but couldn't cut the mustard.
Sleeping one mat, awake half a mat, only 3 bowls of rice.
Why are there so many fools on the road?
This is a hell of a time for a walk in the park. ■ Geordi
New and improved Cost Of Living, direct from the Clintons!
That's the way the wookie grumbles.
Speak softly and carry a two-handed sword.
Logic has never explained what dead means.
+[|~( Have you thanked your SysOp today? +[;-)
Tagline not found. User twitted.
Rap MUSIC is an oxymoron....
Famous Last Words #68: "Then we just clip this little wire here..."
Dahmer meals: Peteloaf; Rice-a-Ronnie
YKYHW: You spend all night editing Taglines.
Damnit, it won't come off! Homer while wiping his INSANE stamp off
I think I will plan being spontaneous tommorow
ïm ån åbûséd τáÇ£ìnê - nëèd â néw u$ë╔ ïmmÉdîÄtε£ÿ!!HÉ£
MACINTOSH: Machine Always Crashes; If Not, Then OS Hangs.
Why not REPLY and make this person happy!!
I'm not asleep. I'm just waiting for Windows to load.
Ernest of Borg: I'm gonna assimilate ya, Vern. Know whu
Know what I mean?? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge
The problem with the gene pool is there's no lifeguard
Goaltenders are better 'cause they've got bigger sticks!
Good News: The new Pkzip has been releα^╬#φ%^!▓¿$≈⌡.#$▄
Ever since I last moved, I've been in the same place.
a buffalo herd....
Do you have any toy-train schedules?
You tell 'em Cat, thats what your fur.
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
Have beer, will.....buuurrrrpppp.......party!
"This kid has a +25 smile of charm that works overtime." ─ Empryss
It's funny because *I* said it!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore (K)ick (S)cream - Drive C: Error.
π_/_|\_ π=o--o=.____*___ π CAR cat
I was normal once, but I got better.
"I think you will fit in nicely." - EV-9D9
If not us, then who? If not now, then when?
Support your local AAAAA!
"To order poison in a bar isn't logical. "--McCoy
#define ON OFF
URA Redneck if your Mom and Dad are brother and sister.
Anyone moves and this message gets killed!!!!
I think therefore I am.... I, uh... well... think.
The word "honesty" is not in the Clinton dictionary.
Robopope: He loves God and hates crime!
"Hello, Operator? Help, I've been cut off" ■ John Bobbitt
Socks are the larval stage of coat-hangers.
"Out of register space (ugh)" - vi
Online? Good, hit Alt-H for FREE Unlimited Access !
Thank Krishna for Indian Vegetarian Cooking
GI: Taking up bird calling. BI: Taking up buffalo calling.
"Let's visit tombs", said Tom cryptically.
Me thinks she protesth too much
"I killed the Greek piper god," Tom deadpanned.
"I send my soul through time and space To greet you." Flecker
"Bother," said Pooh, as his account was deleted by the Sysop.
WINDOWS: What you throw your computer out of.
NASA: There's no such thing as a free launch.
A bonded penguin is a happy penguin.
URA Redneck if you think your boyfriend hits you 'because he cares'.
That's it! ARM THE ELECTRONIC BAGPIPES!
Carelessness does more harm than a want of knowledge.
May I see your Moderator hunting permit, sir?
Def: Fundamentalism: Fund=(give cash)+ amentalism (without brains)
As funny as ejection seats on a helicopter.
Friends don't let friends run WildCat!
Def: School: Building with four walls and tomorrow inside.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
run your DOS-based game quicker! type KILLTREE C:\WINDOWS
A lottery is just a tax on people who are bad at math.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dropped his bombs.
Shhhh! Hardware is supposed to be a secret!
MOM'S HINT #134: Ear thermometers beat rectal any day.
Not tonite Honey; I have a Modem!
If teenagers dress to express individuality, why do they look alike?
Well, I havent seen the first 12 Apollo movies yet...
Confirmation of the past is often the greatest surprise.
Can you say "MORON", boys and girls?
"You have responsibilities, junior..." - Crow
"I Like Liquor" ─ by Ethyl Alcohol
Garry Trudeau for President!
Error finding <COLDBEER>. Sysop not loaded!
Even the Borg won't assimilate an Amiga!
I'm not short--just vertically challenged
He's dumber than a red brick.
I'm hungry - insert hamburger in drive A:
Bother, said Pooh as he used the rest of his Combat Pool.
Mulder: We lost nine minutes! -- Scully: We lost *WHAT*?
SASS - Sysops Against Stupid Signatures.
Maybe I don't want to have a nice day
Nervous as long tailed cat in roomful of rocking chairs.
Arguement? No, this is Abuse. You want next door.
Born Again (adj.) - Traumatized, at least twice.
I'm a Redneck, Kiss me!
Cats: They're not so brave once they're in a microwave!
URA Redneck if your funeral had more pickup trucks than cars.
I didn't know fish HAD fingers !!!
I'm wobbling and I can't fall down! --- Weeble
MOM'S HINT #227: Play Name the State Capitals.
"Help you I can. Yes, mmmm." - Yoda
Murphy was a grunt.
Confuse the world -- smile all day Monday!
I am Shaggy of Borg. You shall be groovy.
Worf Scale: It is a good day to DIET.
AD&D Advice: Never turn your back on a monster.
"So you were there." - Worf "Yes, but--" - Selan "That will suffice."
"Madame - I am a doctor, not a bartender!" - Doc Zimmerman
incoming friendly fire.
oink FLAP oink FLAP oink FLAP oink FLAP oink FLAP...
@FROM@ is getting an education with an offline reader <g>
Does "Bad FAT" mean disk has high cholesterol?
Dropped to his knees and hollar Holy, Holy.
Birth control pills are a tax deduction only if they don't work
It's not a virus ..... it's just Windows 3.0!
URA Animaniac if you greet every woman with "Hellooooooo, Nurse!"
Luxuriously hand-crafted from only the finest ASCII.
"Fill in the Box" ─ by Mark Detest
<-----------Clinton Truth------------->
FORECAST today-increasing light towards morning.
Backup no encontrado ! : (R)eintento, (P)ánico ?
Why Doesn't Ice Cream Have Any Bones???
Ford: F*cked on Race Day
Wanted: Schrodinger's cat. Dead or alive.
McBorgs: Over one Billion assimilated!
How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer!
Aleph-Null bottles of beer on the wall...
What do you mean, `You've got a job for me?' - Hercules
Hard work never killed anyone but why take the risk?
If ignorance is bliss, why are you so CRANKY, Sunshine?
No amount of planning will replace dumb luck.
Fear is only another form of awareness - Charlie Manson
Considered by many.
Raining cats and dogs is better than hailing taxis.
Beep beep? It MUST be Earth humor... <Londo>
Do not call up that which you can not put on hold.
I'm not arrogant, I'm RIGHT!
"Bother," said Pooh, "We'd better nuke 'em from orbit"
-=[ Truth Through Superior Firepower ]=-
Bleavers: Midwestern religionists with an overbite.
Fact is solidified opinion
I am Popeye of Borg: "You shall be what I yam."
Hi! I'm a tagline virus! Join in and steal me!
In this world a man must either be anvil or hammer.
My mail reader can beat up your mail reader.
This isn't me...my computer took over OLX!
"Bother," said Pooh, as Vader stopped him from killing the Emperor.
HELP!!!! This computer is taking over my life!!!!
"That's Kodos. The Executioner." Dr. Thomas Leighton
I'm a hero with coward's legs.
the mighty Jabba asks why he must pay $50,000...
Clinton of Borg: "Hillary told me to tell y'all to prepare to be..."
"I was rapping... didn't you hear me rapping?" - The Crow
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran out of ammo.
Barfign=81gen: Carsickness in a Volkswagen.
The Anita Hill doll: Pull string; talks in ten years.
Pure drivel tends to drive away ordinary drivel.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his friends left him alone to die.
A national sales tax? Over my dead body!
[place commercial here]
Oxymoron: Team of Independents.
Let's do the Time Warp again!
SShhoouulldd eecchhoo bbee ooffff??
AU$@#%^&46F* Hey, cat! <<SMACK>> ...and stay OFF the keyboard!
George Bush, the environmentalist: 1000 points of blight.
A mind is a terrible thing to... OOOOH, Animaniacs is on!!!
Serology - Study of English Knighthood
Famed psychic's head explodes. (See page 12)
I am Magoo of Borg. You will be..uh..uh..now where are those glasses?
Detectives do it under cover.
It's NEW! Malibu Barbie's torture chamber!
Rush Limbaugh: So conservative he has two right sides.
Networking: Now everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Bother! said Pooh, as he read the Generations script.
Children of the night... Shut up! -- Dracula
"Bother," said Pooh as he was branded
Def: Irony: God gave the tortoise a drag factor of .03
I put Windows into my car computer and I had an accident.
Oxymoron: compassionate Republican
Bumper sticker: My kid beat up your honor roll student.
Bother, said Pooh as he built a glove with knives for fingers.
A cucumber won't take you to a disco and dump you for a flashy blonde.
Dontcha KNOW? Cantcha C?
"Show me a rich roleplayer and I'll show you a thief!"
Error reading FAT Table... Try Skinny one ? (Y/N)
Crime is merely politics without the excuses.
File not found. Take a break ? (Y/N)
"You call that singing?" - Yakko "Only if you're deaf!" - Wakko
That's not what I meant - Official Clinton Quote.
SysOp's law #1 - New users always find the glitch.
This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader!
Oxymoron: Quick fix.
(((((YOU)))))((((ARE))))(((((FEELING)))))(((((SLEEPY)))))
File Not Found. Backup Not Found. Sure you don't want a drink?
Old immortals don't die, they just... don't.
Anime Excuse #033: Sampled Ryoko's cooking
Tess, it's some cruel law of nature. - Richie Ryan
Golf: Baseball for those that don't have 8 friends.
Let me see... Alt-H AW, SHI-NO CARRIER
don't worry she'll hold together (hear me baby...hold together)...
"50 Yards to the Outhouse" edited by Doris Locked
Not bad for a walking pile of circuitry. ■ Geordi
When the going gets tough, the wimps call in sick.
"To err is human, to forgive....$5.00"
If so, add this new one I just came up with:
What I need is a faster modem?
If you find it, it is always in the last place you look.
Scruples taste best with garlic butter.
Akbar And Jeff for President!
The hills were worn down by eroticism
Make like one sock and get lost.
Commander, have you any idea where that's been? Picard
I'm nOT CRAzy! i'M juSt a litTLE LiGHt HEADeD.
"Brain and brain! What is brain?"
Bad command interpreter. Unable to load C: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic
A lover of discipline is a lover of knowledge.
Does "PIRATE" software come with a treasure map?
SOLVE THE RUSH HOUR PROBLEM. GET VEHICULAR WEAPONRY.
I almost stole a tagline! It was on my own message!
Psychiatry - the care of the Id by the Odd
I want my Daddy! NOWNOWNOWNOWNOW! - Picard
Nuke 'em til they glow then shoot 'em in the dark!
"Drinking those moments when the darkness would hit me..."
Running Windows is no better than washing them.
This tagline is SHAREWARE. If you use it, send me $10.
Hey Rocky - watch me pull a sysop outta my hat!
The 1995 Grey Cup Game--November 19 at Taylor Field in Regina, SK!!!
The more things change, the more they stay insane.
009. Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
It's life Jim, But not as we know it!!
You should presently be able to deal from a full deck.
Kindly report all stolen taglines to the Moderators.
Share the fantasy!
BillDCat of Borg - "You will be ass--<Acckk! Thbbbpt!>--imilated!"
Help! I'm a prisoner in a tagline factory!
If you can't say something nice, come sit by me. - Duchess Hywella.
Do Not Remove This Tag (Under Penalty of Law)
Just another Hefty enchalida, just like the rest of them.
Welcome to the land of the shadowed moon ..
Squirt guns don't squirt people. . . kids do.
Jimmy Carter...No Longer Our Worst President!
Gee officer, I just wondered how fast SPEED READ was.
Sure, you START with stealing "only" taglines, but...
Beer, Budweiser, ice cold - Riker
Beta testers do it first!
The 10th Doctor will be played by Elvis Presley.
ERROR OPENING FILE CLINTON.LIE: OUT OF DISK SPACE
"What man has done, man can aspire to do." - Pournelle
"Bother," said Pooh as he caught the grenade
That will do it. Borg Moderator: Your Topic Is Irrelevant.
MyGuru told me there'd be lifetimes like this
Unicorns are *not* mythical creatures -- virgins are.
I'm a counsellor, not a contortionist! - Troi
Paranoid -- one who is truly in touch with reality.
Sure, Windows does background commu#$)$#NO CARRIER
Klaatu! Barada Nicto! = Beam me up, Scotty!
Do not approach me unannounced! -- Worf
Data Processors do it in batches.
URA Redneck if the neighbors started a petition over your Xmas lights.
Lie: This brand runs large. (My chest is too small.)
"What a dork!" - Butt-Head
Oxymoron: Catproof
Oxymoron: minor peccadillo
When in doubt, empty the magazine.
Vivat Trimaris!
There is no such thing as a bloody Cat License.
▄▀▄▀▄▀ Tag-X Pro - The ultimate tagline manager ▀▄▀▄▀▄
Press Esc twice to enter Nose Picker's Anonymous! @!#$&& NO CARRIER
HEBREW - the **MANLY** beer!
Stay tuned as the Flames smoke @FN@'s team.
English coffee tastes like water squeezed out of a sleeve.
For this I spent all those years in college?
URA Redneck if your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission."
I saw that! You were trying to steal my tagline, weren't you?
FA: Failsafe Armed
Happiness is a QUALITY tagline database.
BorgBurgers. We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
Enlightenment is only a state of mind.
I inherited my curiosity from my cat. Why do you ask?
AD&D Quote: Within the earshot of the bard, everyone is annoyed.
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
Latest news! SYSOP overthrown by a coup!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lost in TIE Fighter.
Afternoon Delight just loves slow hands and a fast tongue.
Let he who takes the plunge remember to return it.
"You want the impossible" - Luke Skywalker
Bandit on your six-Break!!!
E.I.B.=>Expect Imbecilical Biases
I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
Ford: For Old Retired Dudes
Blonde Tagline #27... She thinks Barry Goldwater was a Urologist.
I'm discriminating. You're choosey. He's picky.
URA Redneck if your idea of health food is pork rinds.
"He's dead, Jim. I've always wanted to say that..." - Cmdr. Wakko
Eat Healthy, Exercise, and Die Anyway ...
Def: Terminal illness: getting sick at the airport
As soon as you realize I'm God, we'll get along fine.
Free fuel, deliveries daily (re: solar energy)
And then you turn the corner, as the DM chuckles...
Confucius say: man who live in glass house should bathe i
Who steals my tagline steals trash
Piglet of Borg: "If I weren't such a small Borg, resistance would..."
What? They show other stuff BESIDES Animaniacs on TV?? Wow!
Def: Bigamy: Too many wives. Alimony: Same thing.
Are Worfs cheaper by the half dozen if you buy them by th
The owls are not what they seem.
The thing I like best about cats: THEY DON'T BARK!!
My cat wasn't broke, but I had him fixed anyway.
Sure, everybody likes Windows! Bill Gates said so!
No more lawyers? No more pettifoggery!
You have the attention span of a ferret on a double mocha.
Hire the handicapped - give a Fundamentalist a job.
Don't bash the Clintons - they do a good job of it themselves.
I hate my Mom but I honor her anyway!
Grammar for the '90's: Bad. Worse. WINDOWS.
This tagline was written with my fingers crossed...
Bad day: When nothing you own is actually paid for.
2 B or not 2 B, that is the pencil...
Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done.
Go thrust him out at gates, and let him smell his way to
Farmers do it in the dirt.
Get a free shoggoth in every box of Sugar Coated Nyarlothopops!
I am NOW of Borg, prepare to be emasculated.
Never call a man a fool, borrow from him.
Yo mama so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets.
Lifestyles of thr Rich and PC Compatible.
Paging...Jimmy Hoffa, call your office.
Ford: (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
Hit any key except ├Ü■±ß NO CARRIER
& <:======= -Snake stalking ampersand
"Oh, thank you very much, I'm glad you enjoyed it." - Q
Insomnia? Well, don't lose any sleep over it.
Def: Farfrompoopin: German word for constipation
"Bother," said Pooh as he shook down his classmate's lunch money.
I have a rock garden. Last week, three of them died.
"Woman your ships! And may the Force be with you!" - MaDodonna
Marriage is one of the main reasons for divorce.
Only fools fall for bimbos!
Money can't buy happiness, but it can pay off misery
Off Topic??? What do you mean I'm off topic!
Secret revealed: Press CONTROL-ALT-DEL for SysOp Access!
Scoonewzin': Slipping on newspapers that are spread all over the floor.
Taglines? Hey! Give that back! <Grin>
Oxymoron: original copy
Clinton: Jimmy Carter's long lost son. More Inflation.
"What do you mean 'We're enroute to Babylon 5'?" - Picard
All booster - no payload.
Hey! Don't pick up that pho¥₧ƒ▄╥
"What's this about lime-flavoured oil rubs?"--Lwaxana Troi
"Oh my goodness!" said Tom graciously.
I'll have the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle soup with rat.
"Just put your money in the sack and shut up!" - Clintonomics
Burn a flag for freedom
Beer bellies: *large* waist.
A red nose can be the result of sunshine or moonshine.
"There's something I didn't tell you..." "Something else?"
Custom is the law of fools.
Relay THIS, fella!
Mail not found. (A)bort (R)etry (S)mack sysop.
Boss spelled backwards is "double SOB".
Tao abides in non-action, Yet nothing remains undone. <Tao Te Ching>
I can't hear you, I have a banana in my modem.
I am Ed McMahon of Borg. You may already be assimilated.
The Bible is the bread of life that never becomes stale.
It's hard to call the zoo when the lion's busy.
OXYMORON : American culture
A beast I am, lest a beast I become...
Man killed by family cat, after he shoots it 8 times...
ACHT NEUN NEUN SIEBEN ACHT DREI NEUN
New! Hoggin' DOS---Ice Cream for Windows!
The best insurance against car accidents is a Sunday afternoon nap
And thus ends another wit-filled message.
"Something's very wrong. Your brain is not on file." --Holodoc
Deja Foo: repeated netmail you get if you explain a tagline.
If it ain't leavin' a pillar of black smoke, it ain't done!
Every day I do my best ... yeh, right.
"Tell them Eric Draven sends his regards." - Eric
Bumper Sticker on Saucer-"UFO's do it in Orbit"
Next time you wave, use all your fingers.
Suddenly I have this strange feeling of deja vu.
This is one of the many times I find myself *not* envying you your job!
Oxymoron: A honest Republican.
Blood's thicker than water; and it tastes better too!
"Whoisit? One of those cute little Olsen twins?" -- Yakko
Yes, sir, we've graphed the data. It's a smiley face, sir.
Do That To Me One More Time
The one with the most typefaces when he dies, WINS!
Oh, Oh..! My computer's caught Windows!
I want my public to be the masses.<Fuertes>
"Maytag" is my middle name; I'm an agitator.
"I've never seen a sled catch on fire before." - Hobbes
They shoot abortion doctors, don't they?
Cat bathing is a martial art.
"ME or THAT computer" she said... that was yesterday...
The rest of the world thinks I'm out to get them.
Hey, Frank...What's the secret word? :[
"Damn, I dropped the toothpaste," she said, crestfallen
Tonight we're having Chocolate Tribble Surprise. Worf, you first...
Clinton promises the moon. Brown LIVES there.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put the message in the wrong conference.
Why does the bread always land butter side down???
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic!
I almost saw Elvis last week... But my shovel broke...
Evil will always win because good is dumb
URA Redneck if you can drink rubbing alcohol.
It behooves us to avoid archaisms.
Loopholes in the Constitution are unconstitutional.
Ship no code before it's time
REALITY CREPT IN. I NAILED IT FOR TRESPASSING.
Sure blondes have more fun...but they wrinkle faster.
Clinton isn't a Comunist! That requires refinement.
URA Redneck if your bother-in-law is also your uncle.
TomCat!: The paws that refreshes.
Hackers DO IT in the microcode.
Nine out of ten men who've tried camels prefer women.
GI: Give your dog a bath. BI: Have your dog dry-cleaned.
Oxymoron: randomly organized
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
Man, woman, boy, child, make you feel you were born wild.
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
I love my attitude problem.
"Eating uranium makes me feel funny", said Tom glowingly.
I'm so crazy, I don't know this is impossible! - Daffy
But if you really make them think they'll hate you.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.
Replying does not take time, but choosing a tagline does.
This tagline stolen from: GA State Prison
Rules?! There ain't no rules in a knife fi>GOOMPH<
"Bother," said Pooh, as he suffered the 'Heartbreak of Psoriasis'.
A clever tagline is a good excuse for posting a message.
"You have one chance to live." - The Crow
MSDOS 6.0 MSDOS 6.2 MSDOS 6.21 MSDOS 6.22...MAKE IT STOP!
If every lie was true...
Classic Rock = 24 hour Oldies
Exceptions rule, and destroy your battleplan.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he converted the hunting rifle to automatic.
Don't try to kiss a girl after eating a durian.
Our viewers need proof!
I think, therefoe I am DANGEROUS.
Oxymoron: Private e-mail.
Hackers DO IT sequentially.
Confucius say: Blonde who fly upside down have dark hair
Engineers are erectionist perfectionists.
"Less talk! More Synthehol!" -- Worf
I told her to expect you to deny everything. -- Calvin
"What'd you hit my sister for?" Wakko "It's a little thing I do." BW-Dot
If man was meant to use Windows, we'd all be like Al Gore!
You're a Redneck if: you have a gun rack on your bicycle!
Introducing Steve Vai on stunt guitar...
Be spontaneous ... combust.
"Well, another satisfied customer." - Odo to Quark
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was trapped in the airtight vault
Scully: That's over four liters of blood.
Oxymoron: tax refund
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
Vini, Vidi, VCR--I came, I saw, I taped!
"Bother," said Pooh, as his hand became snagged in the wringer
Get OS/2 2.0 - the best Windows tip around!
"This is down. Down is good. This is up. Up is no." - Data, to Spot
PhD: Piled Higher and Deeper
Def: Algebra: What the Little Mermaid wears
I guess I'll never change the World...What a relief!!!
Sorry, the brain you have reached is disconnected.
Help the economy...buy something expensive
Ain't WP Macro's *FUN*...!!!
Be Young! Have Fun! Register Tag-X Professional!
"Bother!" said Pooh as he looked at his genealogy.
The CFL - Entertainment for 60 minutes....and beyond!!
Give weeds an inch and they'll take a yard.
Not ready error reading user's mind.
If dogs do the dog-paddle, what do Wookiees do ?
New Orleans-full of character and characters
You lost WHAT source code?
And God said "LET THERE BE CATS!"...and was ignored.
Sure I can cook!! A little scorched water bother you?
The pilot was insane...he thought Bill would be in *His* bedroom.
"The only GOOD nakalene, is a DEAD nakalene!" Londo
Heck with it! I'm taking my taglines and going home...
URA Redneck if your children address you as "Uncle Dad".
Florida: Waiting room for God!
"The evidence we planted reinforces their beliefs." - Diana, "V"
Oxymoron: tenuous lies
CAUTION! Be very careful of warnings.
As the technocrats say, it's "functional."
My wife gives good headache...
Poker? Is that some kind of game? - Riker
I get the impression that Windows is written in compiled LOGO.
Fine day to work off excess energy, steal something heavy.
"Oh, that's what you were extending?" - Scully in "Fire"
God said after he created Adam, "I can do better."
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sold his life story to Oliver Stone.
Software independant: Won't work with ANY software.
Don't jump on a man unless he's down
"I will lower taxes!" (Pause) "Psyche!!!" - Bill Clinton
Experiencing Tagline difficulties, please stand by.
Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!
Hand me that ax, Eugene. I'm about to do some hacking...
Def: Recovery room: a place to do upholstery
Erno Rubik couldn't figure us out.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Remember to never split an infinitive
The Chair Too! BBS ■ HUB ■ Message Board Only ■
In a bad mood? Hoard overdue library books!
"Bother," said Pooh as he rose from the grave.
LOOK! There in the crosshairs! It's a LIBERAL! FIRE!!
Oh, no, there goes Tokyo--go, go, Godzilla!
Invalid COMMAND.COM, System Disobeying
"Without Warning" ─ by Oliver Sudden
Isn't posting off-topic exhilerating?
"There is do, and not do. There is no try." Yoda
You octopus this thread to bed, sea?
"I've got a very bad feeling about this." - Han Solo
Could you resell those for me?
Conference Host, Running & Being
"Wind Instruments" ─ by Clara Net
Oxymoron = Social Security
I'll bet you're wondering who wrote this quote.
Jim Baker taught his dog to heal.
"Take you to him I will, yes!"-- Yoda
Format Drive C:? (Y)es (O)kay (F)ine by me:
"STOP THAT HIDEOUS CRYING!!!!!!!"
He who slings mud generally loses ground.
Captain, exactly how much cleavage will they allow? - Troi
MSI HQ! BBS - Home of Off-Line Xpress 805-395-0650
Geordi Burger: You need a special visor to be able to see it
Oxymoron: numb feeling
What does a sacred chao say? MU!
"Erotic nightmares beyond any measure ...." - Frank
True Irishmen don't use Shamrocks, they use real rocks.
CD players: All that technology and it STILL skips!!!!
I'm just about finished, just a coulple more seconds...
Underwear should be worn on the inside -Bart
SCA members have archaic and eat it too!
It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you should be.
"You could kill me now, but you'll never know the truth."
Dumb luck beats sound planning every time. Trust me.
If Al Gore had a brain, he'd take it out and play with it.
This product cruelly tested on defenseless furry animals.
Taxidermy Cafe: Let us stuff you.
Great! My cat has been cashing my reality checks again!
Please wash your monitor after reading this message.
Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this beer before.
Who is the Grateful Dead, and why do they follow me?
Time's fun when you're having flies.
if (version==X) wait_for(X+0.1);
"Bother," said Pooh, after getting the 25th AOL disk, TH1S 1SNT KEWL!
TV Truth: All Brits are classy and all Frenchmen jerks.
En boca cerrada no entran moscas.
URA Redneck if you quit your job so you won't have to pay child support.
"The shoe fits you like a glove" Hector, purposely mashing metaphors
"Hey! I can see my feet down there!" -- Mike Nelson
"I will finish what I sta " - Bart's Board
I saw Elvis at a Bomber game.
"Fastest Gun In The West" ─ by Everett DeReady
"Calling me Dotty is futile." - Dot Warner of Borg
Never mistake endurance for hospitality...
Echoes between the ears.
Oxymoron: Dull point.
All my work, my life, everything is about survival.<Angelou>
Vuja De.......The feeling you've never been here before!
Clinton thinks he's a wit. At least he's HALF right.
Born to.....Oh, I forget!
What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought.
Useless Invention: Sugar coated insulin.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. -- Fletcher Knebel
I'll have a slice without so much rat in it.
It always happens, but we never expect "the unexpected".
Flagpole sitters do it in the air.
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
C:\WINDOWS\>del *.* ...I feel much better now!
Limit Congressmen to 1 term... Life in Jail (no
DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something...
For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. MAT 6:21
In the computer world, every little bit helps.
A nearby penny is worth a distant dollar.
I haven't lived four hundred years. - Richie Ryan
Ahh! There's a muppet under the stairs! - Joel on shrew
Barney of Borg: Today we learned resistance is useless.
Taglines? Hmmm...sounds like fun to me.
"If U kill yourself, U have nothing to live for -H. Stern
What do you call cat diapers? PamPurrs...
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found you in his honey pot.
Good Grief! - The Sysop is Actually On The Board!!
ECW, Politically Incorrect and damn proud of it !
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not Aunt Jemima!
Opinion and Butt, everybody has one.....
Laughter is the best lubricant for life's engine.
Oxymoron: loose tights
Enter not into the path of the wicked - Proverbs 4:14
"The honour is to serve" - Worf
Who's scruffy lookin'? -- Han Solo
Clinton's Cabinet: FBI, John Gotti.
Patience NOW!
Wherever I go, thereereere I am, Pooh mused.
Oh yeah? Beta-test THIS!
"Lawrence Welk in China" ─ by Anna Wong, Anna Tieu
Never tell the Joke That Kills.
ERROR: Tribble.dat full
O'Brien, take a nap. You didn't see any of this -- Riker
"The Big Wave" ─ by Sue Nami
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and <occupant>.
When you get to be my age your tricks play mind on
TV Truth: Spinning tires on sand always screech.
Tribble: <-inhale * <-exhale <-inhale * <-exhale <-inh
I brought life to the dead. What more can be said?
I heard that the moderator was goi#$&!@#$&!@ NO CARRIER
If anyone has an idea why I do this, keep it to yourself.
Genuine Exploding Tagline. Acme Tagline Inc.
Bleating and bubbling, he fell on his back with a scream!
Always store beer in a cool dark place.
** Tagline Function Disabled **
YKYHW: You spend all night making up Taglines.
Long live Middle-age Mutant Ninja SysOps!
Difference between Windows & a virus? Virus is free
Can't wait for them 100Gb, 10ns drives!
A phelbotomist's work is all in vein
Clinton's not a crook; He's "ethically challenged."
It only takes one finger to wave to a Republican
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he used up the last of his dodge pool.
Hackers DO IT with open windows.
Teutonic: Not enough gin.
"Bother," said Pooh as he died in a pool of blood.
Grits, a good excuse for butter when you can't afford a lobster
Egg & spam; egg, bacon & spam; egg, bacon, sausage & spam
Make like an envelope and get stuffed!!.
"My exciting life" ─ by Frank Lee Boring
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (S)oil pants
Borg Cola: The ONLY choice of the next generation!
file will self-destruct in five minutes.
Hi ho it's Kermit the Borg here. Sesame Street will be assimilated.
"Bill, Strange things are afoot at the circle K"
We are GWI of Borg. We assimilated G&W, R&S, B&P, A&E, W&P and L&D.
Excite yourself -- It's later than you think!
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
Def: COBOL: Confused Oriental Bean-cOunting Language.
This tagline has been cruelly tested on cute furry animals.
Clintonomics: Reaganomics in reverse.
FOR SALE...Used Iraqi Rifles, Never fired, Dropped once.
Friends don't let friends use Apples.
Are we sufficiently off-topic yet?
2+2=5... It HAS to, the computer says so.
Congratulations, Data, it's a girl! -- Troi
Earth: A solid substance, much desired by the seasick.
Oxymoron: improbable disaster
PUNNY BOOK = Irish Flooring: Lynn O'Leum
Elect Ted Kennedy...as Bill and Hillary's chauffeur.
The cat who isn't finicky soon loses control of her owner.
The best time for planning a book ...doing the dishes.<Christie>
Sam of Borg I am, and I will not assimilate green eggs and ham!
Schizophrenic? No. We prefer the word "Imaginative".
Please pray that Clinton won't trash the economy!
A wife is a woman who dresses to kill and cooks the same way.
"How about a little fire, Scarecrow?" -- Crow T. Robot
Golfing versus Programming: Lawn time, no C.
(A)bort, (R)aise, (G)ive up for adoption?
Bother! said Pooh, as the Shadows decimated his homeworld.
So it goes so it goes so it goes so it goes s
URA Redneck if you own a home that's mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
If flattery gets you nowhere, try bribery.
Long live guitars and distortion pedals!
"Maybe I'll try pacing fro and to for a while." Ivanova
Hotel: A place you give good dollars for bad quarters.
Hey everybody, where did Mary go? Where's my cigarette?
Anime Excuse #002: Cooking with Kasumi
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Away put your weapon...we mean you no harm.
Windows: A way to keep users buying more memory and hard drives!
URAT, if you can perform the Picard Maneuver on a mountain bike.
I'm here to back up the BBS's hard drive.
He was brutally handsome, and she was terminally pretty.
Faster than a speeding puck, stronger than the other goalie, it's ROY!
I checked out my family tree. Just as I thought... poison ivy!
A bird in the bush can't make a mess in your hand.
"Take This Job And Shove It" ─ by Ike Witt
Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
SYNTAX? Why not - They tax everything else!
Ah, here we go... Fireball... wonderful spell. - Fizba
Falling Cookware Area. DEADPAN Expression Required.
Yoda of Borg I be...Assimilated you will be...Futile resistance is...
Why is he called Lone Ranger if Tonto is always with him?
Die Hard: With Wolves.
Clinton Health Plan: Failure to remain healthy is punishable by death.
Def: Criminal: The poor guy who gets caught.
g- t- h-ll -ssh-l_....Buy a vowel! Buy a vowel!
YKYHW: You Blue Wave EVERY conference.
Now he's gifted. -Beavis
Diogenes was right.
Roses are red, violets are blue. The dog is pregnant, thanks to you.
I'd love to, but I'll be looking for a parking space.
Celebrate Freedom: Read a 'banned' book!
WHOKNOWS is now carrying this conference
My tagline's cousin's a fool, and thou art another. -- Tagspeare
MOM'S HINT #043: Smile when you change that diaper.
How come pizza gets to your house faster than the police?
"*Kurzon* took a blood oath." -- Kira
It is I! Count Taxula, and my faithful servant Algore!
Why is the sun never overhead at noon?
Howmanylettersdoyouthinkyoucanfitintojustonetaglineanyway
Any program will expand to fill available memory.
Hire the Handicapped, they're fun to watch!
There's no such thing as too much garlic!
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to see me make a fool of myself.
ALL sysops are scum.
"Ahh, stuff it!" - Slappy Squirrel
I'd love to, but I'm seeing how long I can go without saying yes.
"They ought to make butt-flavored cat food." - Gallagher
"Ethel the Aardvark was hopping down the river valley..." - Monty Python
"Bother," said Pooh, and then deleted his message base.
Ballots are the rightful and peaceful successors of bullets.
Well, why not?
Found God? If nobody claims Him in 30 days, he's yours!
Sleep deprivation is fun--you see such pretty colors.
Working with Unix by John Bobbit
Female-Only Defense 07: The "Children Need Their Mother" defense
"Bother," said Pooh, as he deleted his message.
That was the mission where James Kirk was killed. -Riker
SOB: Sitting on Branch; FOB: Falling off Branch
Bad day: You see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
The Cat ate cheese & waited by mousehole with baited breath
Bother! said Pooh, as he ran out of cigarettes.
This is a real tagline!
Do students of Zen Buddhism do Om-work?
Bourbon: Breakfast of Champions.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran Doublespace.
Help! I've fallen, an' I canna' reach me scotch!
Riker to Holodeck: Woman, 23, Hot.
Pssst! Hey, buddy... wanna buy a used tagline?
Oh no! This ta
gline i
s fading[0m
URA Redneck if you made a homemade hot tub with a trolling motor
They're shoe mirrors. Why do you ask?
If brains were dynamite,U couldn't blow your nose
B.A.D.D. - Brotherhood Against Dink Doers
Call again tomorrow. - Picard
A bad sector wiped out your Windows? Again?
If it ain't an F-14 Tomcat, it's a target.
MAILMAN and SLMR! What a combo!
Oxymoron: highly visible covert operation
SEND TO: The Department of Redundancy Dept.
Deja Moo: burping the baby.
OXYMORON : Exit interview
Not a computer nerd; merely a techno-weenie.
DO NOT MAIL U.S. POSTAL REGULATIONS
Sir, I MUST protest! I am *NOT* a merry man! --Worf
Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the F*** was that????"
Where's the beef?
I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK!
and the dragons did sing as they swept across the starry sky.
"Bother!" said Pooh, when he found Eeyore was a donkey voodoo doll.
If your family tree doesn't fork, you might be a redneck.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his bungie cord broke.
I'm a analog man in a digital world
hachi ku ku - shichi hachi san ku
Sattinger's Law: It works better if you plug it in.
"OHIO IS NOT THE HEART OF IT ALL" -- G. Voinovich
Sysops must wash hands before leaving the Computer Room.
It's no use crying over spilt milk; it only makes it salty for the cat.
I don't own a cat; I have her on a long term lease.
To Err is Human...with blondes, it's mandatory.
"It's just what we asked for... but not what we want!"
FSR: Form Skip and Runaway
Children have more need of models than of critics.
Why is nothing is quite so unexpected as the truth?
"How far can I send this cat for $30?"
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
Warning: I am carrying a concealed broadsword.
Don't give blondes coffee breaks, it takes too long to retrain them.
Even The Microsoft Federal BBS runs under OS/2!
URA Redneck if you've ever cut your grass and found a car.
Modem: A great deterrent to phone solicitors
"Clinton and truth seldom intersect" - B. Novak.
Deja Blue: The feeling we're going to see Blue Poupon tags.
1There's always one in every crowd.
Judge not a carpenter on how fast chips fly.
The Fear of God is second to Fear of Snakes
Freud knew about the w hole thing.
You knew this job was dangerous when you took it!
You're a Redneck if: you have "dress" boots.
I'm not a Redneck! I have a strong Southern personality!
If the door is Baroque, jiggle the Handel!
Message: carrier organism for taglines.
As funny as a paper cut.
Smile and the world smiles with you--unless you're a hyena.
A cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
Groucho of Borg: Say the secret woid and be assimilated
I used to watch TV, then I bought a modem....
It's not nice to fool Buddha Nature!
Education is the best defence against the media.
Moderators do have a sense of humor. Sometimes it is PG-17.
I'm coming Dear, I only have 437 more messages to read!
I have seen the tagline and it makes no sense.
Limit congressmen to two terms. 1 in office and 1 in jail
Another case of: chronic anal cranial intrusion.
Conan: Shorthand derivative for "Conehead".
"Look at me! I'm a ninny! A wooden-headed dum-dum!" - Brain
The world, as we know it, has come to an end.
But I thought YOU did the backups...
CAT ADVICE: Take some time to eat the flowers.
I'm not a rat to be spat upon locked up in this room.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he paid L5 extra for `teddy' style
A wizard without a sword, thank you.
Cogito ergo spud. I think, therefore I yam.
"Stop leading the witness!" - Judge "Okay, *you* lead!" - Yakko
Good day for flying but bad day for landings....
There can never be too many taglines, just too much blank space.
Many aligators will be slain, but the swamp will remain.
Yo momma so fat she leaves a ring around the lake.
I will not conduct my own fire drills -Bart Simpson/Episode 8F19
Grow your own dope. Plant a fundie!
Real Programmers use "cat > a.out".
i want you to make me i want you to take me
God could create the universe in six days because he didn't have
A laugh is a smile that bursts.
Ansi-Phreak Seal of Approval
"Dentures. I lost my pearlies in the war." -- Ed Wood
A D.M.'s Best Twit filter is a large Red Dragon.
You can get Heat Ducks at Builder's Square.
Printed with 100% recycled electrons.
Chocolate: the other major food group.
Its not the size of the ship, its the size of the waves.
I am Buttons of Borg. Saving Mindy is irrelevant.
Do I even WANT ancestors? Some found I wish I could lose.
When someone on trial tells the truth a lawyer objects!
Carter/Clinton: JC wasn't a throwback from the Carter Era
"Yes-sir-re-bob-er-roo-ney!" - Yakko
URA Redneck if there's a picture of Johnny Cash over the fireplace.
Oxymoron: Student teacher.
It's poetry, fool. You don't grammar flame poetry.
Dax and Odo - leaders who can _really_ change.
He will not be permanently damaged. - Vader
For writing E-Mail to Penthouse Magazine - WORDPERVERT 5.
Fastest Gun In The West: Everett DeReady
T'Pring, T'Pow, T'Pooh: The sound a Vulcan makes while shooting.
Those who know me, despise me.
Riker's trombone backfires, creating a new universe.
Barney of Borg: Resistance is useless you will buy my videos.
URA Redneck if your rear tires are twice as wide as the front ones.
Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
URA Redneck if your wife would rather fish off a bridge than shop.
I am Moe of Borg. Spread out! <SLAP> Resistance is futile.
AUTOEXEC.BAT: A cross between Dracula and Lee Iacocca
Darn my hσnε └iⁿΣ ïs n°¡s¥¡
I like to think of myself as a divide overflow.
Is the computer still talking on the phone?
Irish wiskey makes one see double and act single.
Shake and Bake, Baby... Let's eat out!
New Windows cleaner: Windex 3.1
With Crazy Glue and Black Electrical Tape...
Gas and alcohol do mix! The taste isn't too hot though!
Men define a "50-50" relationship...they cook, we eat.
Star Wars, The Roleplaying Game - By West End Games
#All we are is dust in the wind#
Freedom is something we take for granted.
Clinton 1040EZ Tax Form: 1) Amount earned $_______. 2) Send it in.
AT&T Should stick to telephones and leave computers alone
Why, that's almost nine thousand POUNDS!
Why was there a Brady Family Reunion?!
"I'm your #1 Fan..."
»∞√╘╘h╖ñ ÄC■hanks for hanging up, dear.
Jesus was the lamb of God. Elvis had mutton chop sideburns.
:-D Try tooth paste for a wider brighter smile.
When do we get the chance to practice for the Moderator Toss Event???
Abolish anal retentiveness!
Hockey players DO IT between periods.
I sound like Baron for some screwed up reason.
I give good message.
I'm married!? Was I *that* drunk!?
Back off, man! I've got the root password!
Hey Vanilla Ice! Meet Mr. Halite!
Happiness is: CONNECT 33600/ARQ/V34+/LAPM/V42BIS
Data is second hand merchandise. - Riker
Kill a lawyer, put spikes on the rear of an ambulance!
A shot rang out, "BARNEY" hit the floor. No more purple dinosaur!
"May God grant you the mercy that I cannot." - The Crow
Dragons are cuddly flamethrowers.
If Moderator not found - Please notify Sysop!
Chelsea and Socks -- the only Clintons not being investig
Oxymoron: legal brief
Put out an APB.. all tag lines stolen!
Where do cows hang their pictures? In the MOOseum!
If its itchy, scratch it.
Jesus lived in state of grace. Elvis lived in Graceland.
I thought only women wore pumps.
A gentleman can disagree without being disagreeable.
Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours
The name is Borg. James Borg.
"Earth was not earth before her sons appeared."
Clinton - "America's Going Out Of Business Sale"
Was that an insult? Or did I miss something?
Can't have evrything. Where would you put it?
I'm a loser babe so why don't ya kill me...BANG!!!
Many be called, but few chosen. - Matthew 20:16
Formatting of drive A Failed, trying drive C instead....
"Bother," said Pooh, as he admitted being the Lindbergh kidnapper.
Famous Last Words #09: "I wait until I can see its eyes..." - Kerag
Bad day: Your mother-in-law comes to stay....
Read the dox?!!? Yea, rite...
Forty Days in the Saddle by Major Bumsore
BorgCrafters: Total assimilation, in about an hour!
Yo momma has a glass eye with a fish in it.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lobbed a grenade at the intruder.
For peace of mind, resign as general manager of the universe.
Lie: I only had one.
"I think you're over reacting" - Troi
Cavorting about like that isn't proper behavior. ■ Picard
Never odd or even
This door is Baroque; please wiggle Handel or call Bach.
Today is a day for making firm decisions!! Or is it?
Live! Via modem... It's Saturday night Taglines..
I don't use cliches... NOT!
Q - how can I prove I'm mortal? Worf - DIE!
Hep me! Hep Me! Dem Grammar cops are after me, again!
This is a Tagline for the sake of a Tagline Tagline.
No fear, no hate, no pain, (no broken hearts)
IMHO: In My Honest Opinion
URA Redneck if you wake up with Red Man in your hair.
SPEED READ does everything but think up new taglines!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he strafed the lifeboats.
Make is so, make it so, make it so! - Picard at X-Mas
It's getting deep. Where *did* I put those boots?
Oxymoron: What Quayle thinks he uses on pimples.
I'm not schizophrenic, I'm "multi-faceted"
Deja Foo: The feeling that there's been a programmer there before.
I am a Missionary of Borg: You will be assimilated and converted.
"Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly." - Vader
CLAP CLAP> clap off <CLAP> ╜»¼¡Æ NO CARRIER
Darn! There goes my beeper!
The Way! The Truth! and The Life!
I'm am not lost. I've just never been here before.
Can you teach an old moderator new tricks?
Swift as a shadow, short as any dream. -- Shakespeare
This sentence contradicts itself: no, wait, actually it doesn't.
Mother, don't point Father at me. He may be loaded again!
Captain - What's that odor? Worf - Apologies, Sir!
Barney of Borg: Sesame Street will be assimilated!
"I am fire! And LIFE INCARNATE! Now and forever - I AM PHOENIX!"
Mind? It doesn't matter. Matter? Never mind.
MS-DOS: the operating system for Republicans.
H * A * P * P * Y H * O * L * I * D * A * Y * S
Def: Advisor: The guy who told you how to screw up
About as sharp as a bowling ball.
Yo momma got a' afro, wit' a chin strap!!!!
Windows by Microsoft: The Gates of Hell.
Coming soon: Mouse support for Turbo-EDLIN under Windows!
I am Jabba of Borg: You will be chuda nep roddu....
Storms make trees take deeper roots.
Reality is the original Rorschach.
Tagline fever is the primary symptom of the Blue Wave epidemic!!
PUNNY BOOK = Exotic Irish Plants: Phil O'Dendron.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Alderaan exploded.
"T-Bird, you idiot... the blood is on the inside." - The Crow
One man's upload is another man's download
I think............cauth I can't thwim.
"Who's Jim Varney?", he asked earnestly?
Unclog drains with Liquid Metal Terminator!
The difference between LIKE and LOVE...SPIT or SWALLOW...
Silence is evidence of superb language skills.
I'm so close to hell I can almost see Vegas!
Here's a final in from Rome: Lions 37, Christians 0
Everyone must row with the oars they have.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (N)uke It!
Oxymoron: Old news.
"Bother," said Pooh as he got up for another brewski.
Bill Clinton doesn't lie...he's ethically challenged.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Naiman wrought terrible revenge upon him.
Complaints? Write them here legibly [] <-
I deposited my heart in the banks of the Seine...
YIP YAP YAP yip yip yip YAP yap yap *BANG* -NO TERRIER-
'I love the nightlife.' - V. Dracula
Of course I know who I am... I am Jean-Luc Picard - Riker
AD&D Famous Last Words: They're JUST kobolds. What're you scared of?
SMILE, OFFICER -- YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMCORDER
"We're surrounded by Romulan vessels." Chekov
Do I need a Genealogical Search Warrant to see records?
Money is the root of all money.
"Afraid I was going to leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?" -Solo
"Help, I'm drowning!" was Tom's glib, glib, glib chortle.
* <-- Tribble Q*p <-- Wakko Tribble
"When nine-hundred years old YOU reach, look as good YOU will not,hmm?"
Exactly what were we talking about, anyway?
if u cn rd ths u 2 cn thnk up shrt clvr tglns
Deaf, dumb, and blonde.
"Here we go! Step one: Take off your shirt."
"Fade out already, they got the joke." - Slappy Squirrel
Archaeologists will date any old thing.
First, they tax incomes; now they're taxing my patience.
Apogee- when you REALLY want to have fun, they're #1!
It's hard to believe it, but some teens are humans.
I am Pepe of ze Borg: We will assimilate you in the matters of love.
I am Daffy Duck of Borg -- resistance is dithpicable!
Is this the best this board has to offer???
A feature is a bug with seniority.
Taglines: BBS answer to too much time on your hands
Lord, grant me patience, but first .....
HACKDISP - brought to you by the DLS BBS&M (614)899-7839
OXYMORON : Friendly takeover
You Fredding bum!
"Do be do be do." --Frank Sinatra
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
"Trucker's Worst Nightmare" ─ by Bridge Tulow
GI: Playing the scales on the piano. BI: Playing the scales on a fish.
Chemists really know their bismuth.
Windows is to operating systems as cotton candy is to food.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (C)ut Your Throat.
This is the part where Scott's head explodes. -SLR
Oxymoron: Express Mail from the Post Office.
GOD.COM not found. Atheist mode ON
Que sera, snowflake: What will be, won't be the same.
"We're stretching for the comedy here folks." -- Slappy Squirrel
A silver tongue, a golden touch, and a mind like a steel trap.
Ask a silly person, get a silly answer.
Flip flop (n.): 1) beach sandal; 2) Clinton governmental strategy
All the young dudes, carry the news, boogaloo dudes...
Have you hugged your dog(s) today?
If you call your new Pontiac the "USS Picard" - YMBAT
Is good Data, Gordi's best friend?
I'm feeling rather blonde today.
Don't you think? Or don't you?
Taglines...one line freedom of speech!
BLUE HARVEST : HORROR BEYOND IMAGINATION...
You're A Redneck If: You own a homemade fur coat.
They don't realize I'm a card-carrying genius. -- Calvin
All hockey players began in jr. high as bad spellers playing hooky!
Trust me, it's all part of the plan. -- The Mice
Check your list before you tryst
MOM'S HINT #244: How long CAN you put off the birds & bees lecture?
BACON didn't write SHAKESPEARE; SHAKESPEARE ate BACON!
Please God, give me patience - and hurry!
"But Mom, I don't want to be assimilated." -Borg Child
Kill it now! -- Worf
I am Baby Bop of Borg: Resistance is useless, you will say OOOOOOO!
Sector Not Found, Go to Your Room!
Ferret: a weiner dog who wanted to be a cat.
Have you ever wanted to go home and kick the dog???
Nobody notices when things go right, and I'm noticed.
Groucho of Borg - "That is the silliest thing I ever assimilated!"
A yer ago I kudnt spel fotogopher now I are won
The Shadow Lords are truly trustworthy only when they are asleep.
A Skydiver is taken by the gravity of his situation.
I think you had better see who's at home - Picard
Clinton defense #21: Only wanted to see Lincoln's bed-roo
DOS Viruscan initated -- Windows found: Delete? (Y/y)
If Jesus was Jewish, why does he have a Mexican name?
Why can't life have a Snooze button?
Make like dandruff and flake off.
Fear of crowded holiday shopping:Santa Claustrophobia
DO IT WITH LOVE AND IT WORKS OUT BETTER THAN EXPECTED
Luna, the moon, is sister to our Mother... -- Miranda Wayfarer
Love is a sickness that slows down your career
No one knows what's done is done...as if he were dead.
Settle this first - who moved the stone?
"Bother" said Pooh as he realized the TV control was a bomb detonator
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Goo-ta doo-da, @LN@?
Nut loose on keyboard --- system halted.
"I've always taken care of you, Fredo."
"Boop Boop A Doop" --Betty Boop
"Nietzsche is dead." --God.
Windoze error #004: Operator fell asleep while waiting
Who knows why I do these things..
When the cat is gone...the mice come out to stretch.
Against stupidity, the gods themselves struggle in vain.
If you're looking for me, I just left.
He's running at 400 baud
Tagline in for repair! This one is a loaner.
Eating uranium made me feel sick, Tom said glowingly.
Beware of the power mongering InterLink Moderators.
File not found. I'll load something *I* think is interesting.
Oxymoron: Religious Fundamentalists.
He bellows like a cow standing on her tit.
"Can I kiss you there?" Tom asked cunningly.
There's Lipstick on my dipstick !! <g>
URA Redneck if you smoked during your wedding.
"Tight Situation" ─ by Leah Tard
Did you ever wonder what happened to B4? I did. Jinxo
Def: Reality: Crutch for people who can't read science fiction.
I'm a Sysop and I feel obliged to mess with things...
Nobody who can read is ever successful at cleaning out the attic
This tagline is part of your twisted imagination.
Mr. @TOLAST@ gave Joy a pencil.
CV-59/CVW-6: You point it out, we'll take it out!
I just got a new car for my girlfriend....Great trade....
All things work together for good to them who love God. - Rom. 8:28
Iron sharpens iron; scholar, the scholar.
I have come here to chew gum and kick *ss. <R. Piper>
Please excuse my stupidity
"You shouldn't go breaking people's windows." - Yakko
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
Could you find me some rocks to throw at them - Riker
Big Brother is watching, listening, reading, taxing, and taking notes.
Oh that? It was playing leap frog with a unicorn.
Forget Santa--being naughty is its OWN reward!
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Free bank with the purchase of any toaster.
Ivo Andric - Yugoslavia's First Nobel Laureate
Tagline Lotto: ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓<- Scratch here for prize
In a bad mood? Eat someone else's lunch!
Oxymoron: Good Government
Oxymoron: Pious Atheists.
This tagline will self-destruct in five seconds...
The SysOp probably disagrees with this user!
Smile! Cthulhu loves you!
ROBOTAG: Automatic encrementing tagline 0 000 001
"This'll be a great show if we survive the rehearsals."
Clinton: The Bill of Wrongs.
Let's do it write - uh, right the furst time !
You dream a God up, and call it Christianity.
The Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules
SLMR V2.19: Steal entire message - ALT X
I CAUGHT YOU...reading for the tagline UP!
If at first you don't succeed, you probably didn't really care anyway.
"I don't know what I want, but that ain't it!" -NetAdmin
"Bother," said Pooh, slapping his neighbor silly.
A penny saved is a penny earned. The rest is the IRS's.
When you see a snake, never mind where he came from.
URA Redneck if you have ever barbequed Spam on the grill.
I wonder what this button does? {¿T± <NO CARRIER
Hot Tip #2: Don't pet a dog that's on fire.
Curiosity is unbecoming in a Kajira!
ELMYRA.DUF found in drive A: (A)bort, (R)un like heck, (D)rop anvils on?
"Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded." - Yogi Berra
For a photographer, life us just a bed of poses
"...hold the chicken between your knees...."
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tried to install OS/2.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it
A Red Dragon? I pull out my Wand of Marshmallows.
APPLE: A Piece of Pretty Lousy Equipment
And now a word from our modem... +++ ATH0 NO CARRIER
"Mr. Watson, come here, I want you." - A.G. Bell
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (F)reak Out!
Windows doesn't kill you, it's the glass when it crashes.
Oxymoron: A honest politician.
"Darkness is both friend and enemy." -- Drow Proverb
Yow! My mood ring just exploded!
I'll be praying for you!
My other computer is a SUN SPARCstation
URA Redneck if your favorite Olympic event is "American Gladiators".
"BITE ME, FRODO!"
I'm resigning from the Academy. -- Wesley
Thunder? I didn't hear any thunA*(@ NO CARRIER
"If he catches you, you're through" - Road Runner.
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TOFIRST@ gave him to the Emperor.
Larry King... Radio's answer to Nyquil
Oxymoron: Government efficiency.
Cut life support to Wesley Crusher's quarters. -Picard
Give my regards to all the people I care nothing about.
Just think, I got this tagline free with a $39.95 Wok.
Elvidiot: A person who thinks Elvis is still alive.
No job is so small it doesn't require all your tools
Conservatives: Because we care.
"Damn the Prime Directive, give the Borgs Windows 3.1" - Worf
Passwords are implemented as a result of insecurity.
The Clinton Administration: Government control from Womb to Tomb!
Stranger then fiction.
The Veil Shall Not Be Lifted.
Two Amigas?? You have Bookends, very nice.
YKYHW: You copy every Tagline you can find.
Page your sysop at 3:00 am and learn lots of new words!
"The Scent Of A Man" ─ by Jim Nasium
"How's he feeling? I badly need a pair of kidneys."
Two bits shy of a word.
"6 TIE fighters? No problem - be back in a minute" - Brash Pilot
A one, a two, a doodely doodely do...
It's a chainsaw. I always carry one for emergencies.
At war with the world, I have the right to be FREE! - Foreigner
Cats get Cup in '95!! Another CFL Cinderella Story!
Surrender now, before I have to offer you better terms.
Better than the Other Leading National Brand...
New Borg Movie: The Last Borg Scout.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Patton slapped him.
Telemate--the more you use it, the better it is!
Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!
This is a lousy excuse for a tagline.
"You think Jim suspects he's Kodos?" McCoy "He'd better." Spock
Chicago: NT deja vu!
finely tuned response to the situation!
This tagline is old, dull, and not worth stealing.
"Okay, but basically you're all under arrest." -Neil
Windows: an Unrecoverable Acquisition Error!
Specialization is for insects. L. Long
I used to have 19,200 taglines, but then TLX crashes
"What're we gonna do tonite, Brain?" "Try and take over the FIDOnet!"
AD&D: 18 Years as a Player. 17 Years as a Dungeon Master.
English do it with an accent.
9 out of 10 men who tried Camels prefer women!
Def: Hug: A roundabout way of expressing affection.
A cat with gloves on will catch no mice.
"You may be right." - Mulder "Wait... you think I'm right?" - Scully
Oh, forget it! Just grab the cat and run!!!
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he >S*W*I*P*E*D< a better tagline.
"In our century, we've learned not to fear words". - Uhura
If you can't make it good, make it big and FAST!
Life is taken out of context.
For sale: Hourglass for timing Windows.
Women and cats do as they like.
How do you sink an Irish battle ship?.....Put it in water.............
Overheard at an IRS audit...Now why don't you just drop 'em pants
Help! I'm being kidnapped by an off-line mail reader!
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy
I'll never forget what's-his-name.
Reality is for those who can't handle Star Trek.
Windows Ice Cream -- Hoggin' DOS
Get your kicks...
She just likes the way he smiles.
Amiga- Bally made it, Commodore f*cked it up.
Captain @TOLAST@, why do our phasers look like dust busters?
"Looking? Found someone you have I would say, hmmmmm?" - Yoda
You touch-a my Tagline, I smash-a ya' face!
Borg assimilated my race & all I got was this T-shirt.
President Clinton: Oxymoron or Oxford Moron?
Of course I turned, I hit you didn't I?
WIMP - Windows, Icons, Mice, Pull-down menus.
A! Collectable Taglines #02: Wakko Warner
MOM'S HINT #205: Kids get dirty quicker on more important occasions.
Cthulhu/Ghatanothoa in '96! Screw the environment!
FD: Forget Data
BLONDES.ZIP: Great Shareware, but be careful of viruses!
YKYHW: You post a test to yourself every day.
When you can't win, just act like a kangaroo.
Jesus was a carpenter. Elvis took woodshop in High School.
"The LA Lakers' Breakfast" ─ by Kareem O'Wheat
Windows NT: No Thanks; Not Trusted, Not Today, Not Tomorrow.
Voodoo economics: Hillary's budget advice from Eleanor Roosevelt.
Bad day: When Dad dates your steady.
Kleenex Von Trapp: The Sound of Mucous.
Passionate kiss, like spider, leads to undoing of fly.
"Conquest is easy. Control is not." - Kirk
don't reply to inappropriate messages, leave SysOp do it.
█▓▒░Guinan is Yoda on stilts.Yoda is Kermit on Drugs.░▒▓█
It's sunning cats and dogs.
Don't be conspicuous, it draws fire.
Take a picture. It lasts longer.
A cheap shot is a terrible thing to waste.
Fundamentalists, fanatics and nuts...oh my!
Drop your gun! said Tom disarmingly.
Bother! said Pooh, as racked up another frag.
"So, I'm *not* a vampire," Tom reflected.
The best way to drive your wife crazy is to smile in your sleep.
If not for politicians, we wouldn't NEED assault rifles.
Breath Saver: Keeping your fat mouth SHUT!
"Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?" <Spock>
"Sword of stars... It's just a figure of speech." -- Kira
Dinner Not Ready...(A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
Did you enjoy the snow, Garfield? Quite. I'm ready for summer now.
/* You aren't expected to understand this source. */
What were you this time, Odo? The modem? The computer?... The tagline!
As funny as a third-degree sunburn.
Actors do it on stage.
"Love -- a grave mental disease." Plato
Beware! I'm armed and have suffered from PMS all my life.
Female exterminators are experts with One-eyed earthworms
Oxymoron: DSZ documentation
Get stoned! Drink wet cement!
If BS were white, Texas would pass out skis!
"Hey! Where's the tagline I left here a minute ago?"
Every Spam is sacred, every Spam is great. -Monty Python
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Bullseying womprats in our T-16s...
"Sickos never scare me...at least they're committed." - Catwoman
Piece of crap, but it's cheap.
I am Windows of Borg. Speed is irrelevant, reliability is futile!
It's time for androgeny, it's just Pat!
If love is blind, lingerie makes great braille!
She was another one of his near Mrs.
"Look at me, Brain! I'm Heidi! Yo-del-a-hee-*NARF*!!!" - Pinky
"Bother" said Pooh as he was surrounded by 13 Aes Sedai.
OXYMORON : Parking space
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn : C. Gable
A gift of flower will soon be made to you.
Did you really understand that message ¿
One of these things is NOT like the others...
SOGOTP.................Sh*t or get off the pot
Computers Make Very Fast, Very Accurate Mistakes..
Aliens ate my Buick!
Sometimes my modem just quits #&@!#$&$ NO CARRIER
Captain!! Incoming$%$% NO CARRIER
Windows Error #3214: Operator out of patience!
DM Advice: Used character sheets make good tinder.
Why, when I was your age I had to walk 50mls to a modem.
"Broadcasting from the 6th floor of the Flim Building."
C Programmers do it with models!
Astronauts ... to the moon. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oh my gosh! I've run out of tag lines!
Disclaimer: All opinions are not really opinions.
"Lava-Men. I *hate* Lava-Men!" -- Ladyhawke
DOS 6.0: Bug City !
Smile..It makes them wonder what you've done!!
"This Old Starship!" With your host, Montgomery Scott.
"There's something else I have to show you." - Martin, "V"
Shocked actors: cast aghast.
Don't worry, everything is perfectly ÑφΓmα└¡!¡
Mathematicians do it in theory.
CCITT=Confused Corporations In Thrall to Terror
"Bother," said Pooh as he was sacrificed
Ivo who? Nobel what?
Luck is something you make for yourself !!!!
Why does the Bermuda Triangle exist? Elvis needs boats.
Hey, there's no "ANY" key on this keyboard!
URA Redneck if several family members are Elvis impersonators.
"What is Conservatism?" -- Lincoln
Being a SysOp is nice but it interferes with my life.
can't you believe?" -- Fox Mulder
Wesley, go clean out the photon torpedo tube - Picard
Hot dogs -- meat that's in the Witness Protection Program.
"Let me out! Let me out!" "Let me in! Let me in!"
Golfers do it by the stroke.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Han asked for more money.
"Look! It's big fat Scotty from Star Trek!" -- Yakko Warner
Clintonomics: Reaganonomic in reverse.
I'd rather be playing X-Wing!
History repeats itself. That's what's wrong with history.
My other brain's a schizophrenic
"Bother!" said Pooh, as they all gathered for an orgy.
I glue my bills together. It's a mail bonding ritual
Fax and ye shall receive.
If a Ram is a Ram & an Ass is an Ass, why is a Ram in the Ass a Goose?
I may be surrounded by insanity, but I'm not insane! - Will Riker
"Laws change... but justice is justice." - Odo
"Why should we subsidize intellectual curiosity?" -Reagan
How to solve the problems in the middle east: DEL I*.*_
Never assume conspiracy when stupidity will explain it.
Why blame Clinton? He hasn't done a darn thing.
Finding out what goes on in the C.I.A. is like performing acupuncture on
URA Redneck if you do most of your shopping at a truck stop.
"Rule One: No Pooftahs!" - Monty Python
MicroSoft: using yesterday's technology tomorrow.
The Fall of a Watermelon: S. Platt.
OXYMORON : Crash landing
I'm just trying to be as dull as possible - Picard
Programmers do it with their fingers.
Bother! said Pooh... I only wanted to *stun* Tigger.
"It's broken." - Wakko
"Picard, get some hair. Your brain has caught cold." * Q
"Bother," said Pooh as they lit the pyre
God must love stupid people; He made so many of them.
"You had good...now you've got me."
URA Redneck if you've asked a widow for her phone # at the funeral home.
"Thanks honey, cardboard and chocolate sauce again!"
URA Redneck if your 'watch dogs' are geese.
<A>bort, <R>etry, <S>mack the friggin' thing...
Bad Borg Bad Borg Whatcha gonna do when they assimilate you...
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people." ─ Victor Borge
Take that, Lorena said cuttingly.
Christmas Shopping for @TOFIRST@? Buy a Tribble!
Here it comes...
"Apparently he had his own theories of eugenics." Spock on Kodos
Ferrets, Chaos theory in action!
An actor without buck teeth can play the Easter Bunny.
Where's Al Werner when you need him? Who cares!
Oxymoron: no opposition
Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper? -- Leia
"Above all else a god needs compassion!" - Kirk
An inch of dog is better than a mile of pedigree.
I own a Murphy Computer-is that luck or what?
"I'm slaying him!" - Yakko Warner
Oxymoron: Water Landing.
Let the dead rest and the past remain the past...Picard
URA Redneck if the main color of your car is primer.
Emoticon: :*> cat
Absolutely EVERY time I open my eyes...It's Today!
MOM'S HINT #361: When technology is ready, clone yourself.
I can't see through Windows.
I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat. I [£] My Keyboard.
I am Alka SeltzBorg: I can't believe I assimilated the WHOOOOLE thing!
Bother! said Pooh, when the BATF knocked on the door with a tank.
"Build a watch in 179 easy steps" by C. Forsberg.
"Most `scientists' are bottle washers and button sorters." -- RAH
Cyclically challenged - having PMS
"Gotcha, you snot-necked weenies!" - Post Bros. Comics
F.I.J.A.G.H.
Polyamory is the natural state of humankind!
I made the taglines...Therefore I AM!
Bother! said Pooh pulling a tribble from his honey pot.
When a problem goes away, the people working on it do not.
Confucius say: Man who pull out too soon get hit in rear end.
'\o,*.:"/v* Tagline debris.
At 19, everything is possible; tomorrow looks friendly.
"What are you, some kind of butt ventriloquist?" - Butt-Head
"Armand Asante?" - Scott Calvin on Naughty&Nice List
Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.
Overflow error in Quicken: Loading Leisure Suit Larry Six
Mankind isn't, freeways aren't and diehards don't.
BBSs are like opinions. Everyone has one.
Confucius say: Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!
Bedfellows make strange politicians.
"It's the same thing.", said Pooh.
How to Be a Lame Duck in Three Years by Bill Clinton
Come if you can't, but if you can, please stay home.
I, madam, I made radios! So I dared! Am I mad? Am I?
I'm Sgt. Fink. Joe Fink. I'm a Fink.
I HAVE A COLLECT CALL FROM REALITY, WILL YOU ACCEPT THE...
You are only as strong as your weakest delusion.
Dammit no! Don't pick up the pho^$ L% #! NO CARRIER
Mynocks... yeah, chewin' on the power cab#%#*(^@*!... NO CARRIER
Do you have any hobbies? I collect spores mold and fungus
"Conclusion": the place where you got tired of thinking
## Look --- A tag line with no meaning ##
He who has no fire in himself can not warm others.
"'What is it?' Why, lovely lady, it's a tribble." Cyrano Jones
ONCE=ACCIDENT. TWICE=COINCIDENCE. THRICE=ENEMY ACTION.
Def: Redundancy: An air bag in a politician's car.
"You will never find a more rechid hive of scum and villiany" - Obi Wan
I don't have a REAL life - I'm a SysOp!
Behead a Moderator for Allah!
What do you call two fools on a bike--damn foolish.
BBS Tip #5: Log in as ALL and receive more e-mail.
As funny as a drunken airline pilot.
Sometimes being an Immortal comes in pretty handy! - Carl Robinson
Let all things be done decently and in order. (1 Cor 14:40)
"But ossifer, I have no blood in my alcohol system!"
TAG-LITE: 50% less filler, enviromentally safe.
Christianity taught that love is worth more than intelligence.
The tagline which is stolen the most... wins!
Human: Automatic door opener used by cats
I'm sagging, and I can't get them up!
A cat is, above all things, a dramatist.
Warp 5, Engage. No, NO! More clutch, Data, more CLUTCH!
"I like him." "Pinky? But he's . . . He's barely verbal."--Brain
What's worse than a politician? A lobbyist!
We'll just see how Clinton does in a war situation!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot another Spotted Owl.
Lookout! Your ZIP file is open....
#%$@! NO CARRIER, but I've got two destroyers...
In the dying world I come from, quotation is a national v
"Turn on, tune up, rock out." - Billy Gibbons
"Bother," said Pooh, as the jumja stick stuck to his hand.
As funny as a dead fish.
Fatal Database Error #10070: <Sysop> late for work
"We're all here waiting for you to pull another rabbit out" - Riker
ZenCrafters - Total Enlightenment in about an hour
The trouble with a kitten is that, eventually it becomes
Bayonettes are EVIL ... We must reduce drive-by stabbings!
core error - bus dumped
Make somebody happy. MIND YOUR OWN &%^#$@) BUSINESS!
Nobody expects the ... Oh Bugger!
I'd love to, but my uncle escaped again.
Deja Stew: leftovers
One who is always in a stew generally goes to pot.
Hard DISK?!! Gosh lady, I guess I misunderstood..
NEWSFLASH: Hard Drive Crash. Sysop strikes Directory Tree
As for my data, it's in no dangεΣéëeêKr WhatsoεΣvéΓ !
Program(n): Instructions to turn data into errors.
"All trust is foolish." -- Drow Proverb
Play it again, bard.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: BARIUM: WHAT DOCTORS DO WHEN PATIENTS DIE.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ornicate it!
Windows NT: From the people responsible for RECOVER.COM
Why be an Abjurer? Illusionists throw better parties!
My name is @TOFIRST@, and I'm a werewolf...
Newfoundland: No, I'm not a black St.Bernard.
I wish I was back in the forest, Tom pined.
Redneck: your daughter's children also call you Cousin!
Hard work never hurt anyone - But why risk it?
A moderator for a *tagline* echo? Talk about useless.
Many false prophets shall rise, and shall decieve many. (Matt 24:11)
"Religion is superstition enslaving a philosophy." -- Inge
My other tagline is being used on my CRAY Y-MP
URA Redneck if you have a home that's mobile and 14 cars that aren't.
Remember to thank your SYSOP on occasion!
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a SysOp.
Christmas is the promise, and Easter the Proof.
File not found. I'll make something up.
Don't bogart my log, dude! -Butthead
Do invisible cats drink evaporated milk?
He who dies with the most toys... is still DEAD!
URA Redneck if you paint your car with house paint.
It is not necessary to light a candle in the sun.
Sauerbraten: Moody children.
Now why do you think THAT?
Do proper nouns have good manners and wear tuxedos?
"Where is your smile?" Kor "My what?" Kirk
Go to the ant, thou sluggard; consider her ways, and be wise.-Pr.6:6
"Topping tonight's stories - chocolate fudge!"
COFFEE.COM not found. Sysop asleep.
"What do you mean he'll need a tie to come in? This is my wife!"
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Computer Repairman!
Never trust a smiling Tinker-Gnome in a chastity belt store...
Taglines do not remain stockpiled. -Tenzin Gyatso <NOT>
A desk is a wastebasket with drawers.
"Was he joking?... What am I saying, he's a Vulcan!" - McCoy
I'm not a tagline, but I play one on DV!
If it's too loud, you're too old!
Paul McCartney seen smooching with Elvis!
That's a smug aura of respectability you see in a mirror?
Taglines? We don't need no stinking taglines!
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
"I was a cat in my others lives."
"Bother," said Pooh, as Cthulhu rose up and ate him.
Bruise: A six-pack.
My mind to your mind... NO CARRIER
Why can't CLEAN remove that dreaded [WINDOWS] virus?
WOW! READ the DOCS? ...what a radical concept!
"Help! I've fallen and can't get up." A. Tree
Rap music = oxymoron
** ERROR ** Unable to insert witty tagline.
Studies show taglinetheftitis is highly contagious.
"Although I must say I approve of your new tailor." - Q
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet acquired all four Railway stations
"Two lives left. I think I'll save one for next Christmas." - Catwoman
The cat was created when the lion sneezed (Arab myth)
Everyone as they loveth, some people kiss cows.
I don't normally drink and I'm not normally normal.
German word for bra: stoppenzefloppen
Ooops! Ignore this tagline!
Cereal killer caught while cashing victim's Chex.
I always eat at McDonald's, said Tom archly.
Do not disturb! Had enough trouble getting turbed in the first place.
1st Law of Thermodynamics: Go to class!!
"Information Superhighway" anagram #6: A rough whimper of insanity.
AD&D Famous Last Words: Don't worry, it doesn't eat meat...
For warm boot, put computer in microwave for 10 minutes..
Just My Opinion (But I'm Right!)
Half the failures in life result from pulling in one's horse
(Troi hits a few rocks)
Only borrow from pessimists--they don't expect to be paid back.
Did you forget to floss the cat?
Don't bother looking for this tagline. It isn't here.
Smile... It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Tagline Exempted... #3252141e
Ignorant? Ha! I don't know the meaning of the word!
URA Redneck if you have orange road cones in your living room.
We've gotta stop meeting like this, my modem's suspicious
"Sound." "We don't have sound." "Oh."
Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?
A prune is a plum with experience.
When you open WINDOWS, you let BUGS in!
One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
Turbo Pascal for WINDOWS? Borland's betrayed me.
Don't blame me - I didn't vote for EITHER Clinton.
Clove captioned for the ham impaired.
Picard never hit me! - Q I'm not Picard - Sisko
BOING! It's just a tadpole in my throat
Dictator - a potato with a penis.
Short a few cards.
As funny as Bozo on drugs.
Qmodem: what every aging woman named Carol needs! []
I'll take 'Things Only People on Jeopardy Know' for 200, Alex. -SLR
Smile. Tomorrow will be worse.
PANDORA.ZIP Warning! DO NOT unZip this file!
"Look! A giant PEZ dispenser..." - Wakko
Def: Teenager: Having tunnel vision and selective hearing.
CGA: for chumps who can't afford monochrome.
Dazzle with brilliance or baffle with bulls**t!
I'm Broad-Minded; I can hardly think of anything else!
I will not yell Fire in a crowded classroom. --Bart Simpson.
Oxymoron: Non-stop flight.
Cats polished while you wait. Hot wax extra.
Be sure to wear it to feed her ferret
Not using Windows or OS/2 and LOVING IT!!!
Why are there no white M&M's?
Life's a beach and then you dry.
Electricity was invented by rubbing cats backwards
What? I'm supposed to know what I'm doing, too?
Hellllooooooooo, NURSE!
Death to All Who Oppose Right to Life!
SYSOP: The person sitting there laughing as you type!
I could spare you, but why?
Bother! said Pooh, as his torpedos missed the Death Star's weak spot.
Never eat more than you can lift. - Miss Piggy
Ignore your health and it will go away.
Bill Clinton's new theme song: "Inhale to the Chief"...
Do you like me for my brain, or my BAUD?
Never wear anything in public that panics your cat.
If things were left to chance, they'd be better.
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he had Eeyore for dinner.
That is a woman's game -- Worf
Save the bearded one for me!
In a bad mood? Leave a cow on your neighbor's porch!
Void where Prohibited. - Great, let's wizz on Clinton's shoes!
"God Jul og Godt Nytt Aar." - Norwegian Christmas
Out for a byte, back in a bit.
A hard disk is a terrible thing to waste.
Real sysops don't change the name of their board every month.
Money is the root of all bills.
Always lurk before you leap....
Hallelujah! Yeshua Ha Mashiach Adonai!
Hard Work never killed anyone, so why chance it?
Honk if you've slept with Commander Riker!
My shoes are too tight. - Londo
This is hopeless. Fighting would be preferable. -- Worf
Windows: A View to be Killed.
Bad moments, like good ones, tend to be grouped together.<O'Brien>
Bother! said Pooh, as Kirk gave him a red shirt.
"Pray to God, but keep rowing to shore." -Russian Proverb
Taglines? We don't need no stinkin' tagl.@$#% NO CARRIER
Should be read umop apisdn for best results.
All the world's a stage. Stop forgetting your part!
"<Sigh> We have another flat," Tom said tiredly.
For love of the Ivory Prince and the Ebony Princess.
IT WON'T WORK!!!
Pooh Taglines
News Headline: Get involved with drugs before your children do.
All animals are created equal, but some more than others.
"Bother," said Pooh, and carved Eeyore's name in the black candle.
My modem can beat up your modem!
Oxymoron: Young Republicans.
If you pick it it'll never heal.
Spock: "Is James Kirk a Horn-Dog?" Capt. Pike: "Beep".
Pronounce "lovely lass" or "cute little lass" carefully!
Encase that torch before you paint her porch
"It is possible to commit no mistakes, and still lose" - Picard
I NEVER leech taglines!
"Who's that trip-trapping on my bridge!!??" -Picard
You know you're in trouble when your SYSOP grounds you.
Cryptographers do it secretly.
Survival is a form of restance.<Le Sueur>
In my case, usually homicide.- Janette
Join me, and we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Vader
I am Locutus of Borg, this Tagline is irrelevant.
Met a Girl and all she wanted was 760Megs Hard..
take your weapon...strike me down with all of your hatred...
█▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀█ I just got run over █▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀█
"Fallen Underwear" ─ by Lucy Lastic
You guys have got to be yanking my chain! - Lister
The ethereal ants are crawling across my tabletop now...
Sign at a computer store: OUT FOR A QUICK BYTE
My favorite part of dinner!- Riker
It really bothers me when people cut me off in the midd
Written using Turbo Edlin ver 9.3 for Windows
"Lost in time ... and lost in space ... and meaning."
BBSs are like opinions. But some have two of them.
I have a feeling this isn't Kansas, Toto!
"I wanna decide who lives and who dies." <MST3K>
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
Yo momma so ugly she scares wild life.
Pastaplegic: Person who can't move after eating too much spaghetti.
Confucius say: Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.
When puns are outlawed only outlaws will have puns!
Yo momma so fat She had to get out of bed to roll over
In a bad mood? Unscrew the salt shaker lid!
Windows v47.4 - We * * ALMOST * * have it right!!!
Floppy not responding, format Sysop instead?
URA Redneck if you wear knee-high stocking with a skirt.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Why are you carrying that fish around? For the halibut..
Man, that lightning sounds clo#.#.! &^#..##. NO CARRIER
"How do you forget something like that?" - Principal McVicar
URA Redneck if you prefer to _walk_ the excess length off your jeans.
PCBored? Call a WILDCAT! BBS tonight!
So I told a fib ....big deal <g>
Ziggy says there's a 94.1% chance your Tagline is to be adopted.
"We'll need the BIG BOMBS!" - Skippy "Way to go, kid!" - Slappy
Only Sky Divers know why Birds sing!
Def: Recursion, (n): see recursion.
HIPPO:Hippie International Political Party Organization.
Why am I fighting this?!Why..am I fighting this.-Bashir
Interesting, isn't it-how many lawyers evidence Womb Envy
Break the PACS' grip on Congress.
Finding a good man is like trying to staple Jello to a tree
Dark Ages: knight time.
I come in peace. I only seek alcohol, women, and hockey!
Do you suppose incest is the reason we have fundamentalists?
The Folgers crystals won't take much more, Captain!
Deja Vu Tagline, Deja vu Tagline, Deja vu Tagline.
This is going to take a little time to explain. - Riker
Some jokes are as interesting as watching the cat shed.
Twit *.*, typed the Moderator, smiling...
And a great whirling and a bashing of keys arose.
Windows - proof positive that Barnum was RIGHT!
"I couldn't find any needles, so we'll have to use 6-inch nails."
Lockoblanko -The inability to remember your combination after vacation.
Horse Sense Is Simply Stable Thinking
Real sysops are always on the brink of divorce.
"I own that sun don't I?" - Mojo "Sure, Mojo." - Spiral
Pluck your magic twanger, FROGGIE!!!!
G'day mate, throw another cat on the barbie?
Stupidity cannot be cured with money.
Impassable: A wet football.
"I'd like a 1/4 Pounder & 2 dozen chicks in tight shorts." - Butt-Head
Bring back the snakes, Ireland was better off Pagan.
Rust Never Sleeps.
Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail.
"Mr. President, Do you swear to tell the truth? (Hahahaha)"
She's a lady alright. Her name is 'Enterprise' - Picard
When Ditka was fired, my heart died too- Oh, just a sausage. Nevermind.
"Bother," said Pooh as the tires crushed his lungs and creased his fur
"If it ain't broke, don't fix it." - Bert Lantz
Oxymoron: High Negative Ratings.
I C, therefore I link (and think, and drink)
Do you care to surrender now, Captain? - Riker
Oxymoron: A thinking liberal.
"That was good, but.... @@@@@@@hhh, I wanna do it again!" - Yakko
Def: Innuendo: Italian for where you hang your curtains.
I'll slip out of my wet things (and into a dry martini).
Oxymoron: work party
Starfleet Academy has a drama department?
4th Amendment search warrant - It's not a Discover Card!
How'll I laugh tomorrow, when I can't even smile today?
Always draw your curves, then plot the data.
To moderate or not to moderate. That is the question.
"Scary, scary! Don't we look mean!" -- Recoil
I never lie when I have sand in my boots! -- Geordi LaForge
If you find a car while cutting your grass, you might be a Redneck.
There's a light, over at the Frankenstein place!
A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
If you got it flaunt it! If you haven't, rent it!
"That young insect is female", said Tom gallantly.
Relatively three-dimensional, as fictional characters go.
"I am the President...I am the President...I am..."
Troi to Riker...I feel something...BIG!
You are being paged.
I haven't killed anyone yet. Help me keep it that way.
BS (bee ess): n. An uninformed statement.
Headline: WOMEN'S MOVEMENT CALLED MORE BROAD-BASED
(A)bort (R)etry (I) Want My Mummy!
Molly does backflips in joy! Radar is home again.
I emptied my tagline file so I don't have to wait 1.5 min
Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another.
I'd love to, but I'm sandblasting my oven.
A fate worse than death... MARRIED ALIVE!!
I'd Rather Be Discussing Star Trek !!
Life: ....Is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
If my girlfriend caught me on this board...
Documentation - The worst part of programming.
Out to lunch.. Bach at 1pm. Offenbach earlier.
Please wait while PCBoard reloads....
Naw, Windows works fine with this !@#$&&$!# NO CARRIER
Hello, I'm a │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││, whatz yours?
I plead stupidity.
Bad command. Bad, bad command. Sit! Staaay....
What I need is to mind-meld with this mach.
Can I call your BBS Collect??
You must never quit insisting. <Clausen>
Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.
WINDOWS: It's like a velvet picture of Elvis coming to life
ANNE BOLEYN: "`tis better to give head then to lose head"
"This is getting on my nerves, now that I have them." - Q
Ifyoucanreadthis,youspendtoomuchtimefiguringouttaglines.
I'm sick of Hillary. Is this covered by the Health Plan?
Such grudges. Give us a kiss, Worf. -- Q
A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind.
WHY JOHNNY CAN'T READ - Available on VHS (& multimedia).
Fact: 14 out of 10 people like chocolate.
No, I'm NOT in a good mood today. The Bruins won!
AD&D Famous Last Words: A 25th lvl CE mage/cleric? I pinch her butt!
I am a Keeper, and responsible only to my own conscience
Be careful when playing under the anvil tree.
Uninitialized pointers can get you in a heap of trouble!
Infomation Super HiWay Opened...Speed Limit 1200 Baud
This structure is a nexus of significant enhanced power bioforms.
Clinton thought the IRA was the Internal Revenue!
They talk of my drinking but never my thirst <Scottish proverb>
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...You, like your father, are now ours!
What do batteries run on?
"May the Schwartz be with you...oh what a world!" -Yogurt
Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things. -- Yoda
Super-dooper party pooper trooper!
KOTEX is a radio station in Lubbock, Texas......
I'm a little tagline, short and stout...
URA Redneck if you have ever financed a tattoo.
I can't find the DING.BAT file
Def: GiGo: Garbage in garbage out.
I've heard about you, but I promise not to repeat it.
Yo momma so fat She thought gravy was a beverage
Why use animals for experiments when there are so many conservatives?
PATH=C:\DOS\RUN;C\WIN\RUN;C:\WIN\CRASH\DOS;C:\ME\DEL\WIN
URA Redneck if your computer keyboard has a 'guzinta' key.
Hey guys, I'm lookin' for a Jacques Strap.
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Why can't I like you, and love hooters too?
Picard to Riker: Now, about that horgon you wanted...
Nihilism should commence with oneself.
When I have the ANSWERS, somebody changes the QUESTION!
See this? This is a copy; I want you to make me the original. - s.w.
Good, I look forward to your report Mr. Broccoli..er..Barclay -- Picard
Windows swap file IS good 4 something!(high-ASCII tags!)
Assembler Command: RLP: Refill Light Pen
Kirk never hired an engineer with punk glasses.
New! Improved! E=MC^3 ! Faster light, less fueling!
"I've fallen... but I'll be back..." -- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Take a walk on the wild side!
Felonious Assault: Throwing a cat at someone
If 10% is good enough for Jesus, it outta be enough for Uncle Sam...
World's Shortest Book: The "No fat" English cookbook
A cat's worst enemy is a closed door.
Middle of the roaders get run over by both sides.
TV Truth: Getting shot is a minor annoyance if you're a good guy.
The Jundland Wastes are not to be traveled lightly. -- Obi Wan
Hardware: the part you kick!
Devolution: Lawyer --> politician --> crook.
Difference between men & boys is the price of their toys
"Jim, you don't ask the Almighty for his I.D.!" - McCoy
Psychic Convention cancelled due to unforeseen problems.
Bother, said Pooh, as the moderator Orbed him for being off-topic.
Windows 3.0 ─ No Pane ─ No Gain.
Friction is a drag.
Never eat anything bigger than your head.
Does a sysop have to call himself to read his mail?
Everything is just a thing
We all live in a yellow object method!!!
How do you get cat hair out of a hard drive?
Four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant and Microwavable.
Adam to Eve-> I'll wear the plants in this family.
Def: Laundry: A place where clothes are mangled.
A gun gives you the body, not the bird.
If this message goes into the void, call me!
Why not change your name to Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov (1870 - 1924)?
Don't abandon hope: your Tom Mix decoder ring arrives tomorrow.
For that rundown feeling - jaywalk.
URA Redneck if you've ever hit a jukebox with a cue stick.
URA Redneck if you find yourself in the same grade as your uncle.
UNNERPANTS JERRY! UNNERPANTS!!!
"I think your cape is FAAABULOUS!" -- Crow T. Robot
Life before the real world -- work.
SLMR, if it weren't so damn good, I'd use something else!
File not found, I'll load something think is interesting.
We are eight score young blondes and brunettes - Zoot
Destiny shapes our ends, but our middles are of our own chewing!
Actors do it on camera.
Real SysOps aren't hypocrites.
If you can't laugh at The Bruins, I WILL!
OXYMORON : Kosher pork
Scary phrases: "My water just broke!"
OXYMORON : Uncrowned king
"It's high noon on my sundial!" - Butt-Head
Thanks be unto God for his unspeakable gift. (2 Cor 9:15)
Love them mousies, mousies what I love to eat.
Now, THAT was UNCALLED FOR.
Whoomp, there's my butt! -Butthead
Tip of the hat to our beloved Sysop. - Mycroft
I am SysOp, hear me roar, with modems too fast to ignore...
Pat Buchanan's just trying to be funny.
Death is natures way of saying its to late to slow down
"Christmas or nayah saal mubarak." - Urdu/Pakistan Christmas
"Damn, we're smooth!" - Beavis
Psychology: The art of turning stupidity into illness
"Yum," said Pooh, as he licked the hunny off of Bo Derek.
Error: Sector not found -- search behind couch? (Y/N)
SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
He's dead, Jim. If you don't believe me, kick him.
Microsoft Windows: EDLIN on LSD
"Billy Carter: The Sequel," starring Roger Clinton!
"Push the red button, and then the blue. No wait!"
Mr. Worf, fire at will. >ZAP!< Hey, where'd Riker go?
Parkinson's Second Law: Expenditures rise to meet income.
I don't call 911.
The sport is war! Total war! Where the end is a massacre!
It's always darkest right before you step on the cat.
Yo momma's so fat, they invented super extra strength ultra SlimFast
asdjfalsdjflasdjfalkdjflakjdflakjdfa: Command not found.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he finished shooting up.
I don't try to make enemies...it comes naturally.
Its not a bug, its an undocumented feature.
Inquiring minds WANT TO KNOW!
Adversity makes men, and prosperity makes monsters
I'm not certain. Can't you tell? -- Worf
@TO@ - As flaky as a snowstorm.
FOR THE NON-DISCRIMINATING, NON-JUDGEMENTAL, PSYCHOTIC, ALL AROUND NUT.
Innuendo: Where your cat sits to look outside at the birds
Do you know what Otto Logoff invented?
Don't look Ethyl... It was too late.
"This is a pro-business plan" - Bill Clinton
Letterman of Borg: Top 10 reasons why resistance is futile:
Can you give me 'Hallelujah!'
Everyone is entitled to an *informed* opinion.
I had my car's alignment checked...it's Chaotic Evil.
I think I need to steal more taglines, I'm running out.
what they'd planned to.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was given another bad script.
CPR? Dammit I'm a doctor, not a... oh, okay
"Bother," said Pooh, and transcended this plane.
Confound these ancestors! They've stolen our best ideas!
Kissy kissy huggy smoochy BLECCCCH !
Creator not found: (E)volve (S)in (P)arty ?
In a bad mood? Sneak up on people!
Never trust a smiling DM.
"But the tire's only flat at the bottom..."
Guitar players have their pick.
"All I know is normal is not what I think." -- Fox Mulder
"The house next door is on fire. D'you wanna watch?"
"I'm pretty cool, Beavis, but I can't change the future." - Butt-Head
If facts do not conform to the theory, dispose of them.
"Beekeeping" ─ by A. V. Arry
Falls don't kill people. It's the deceleration trauma.
Cheerleaders do it with more enthusiasm.
Bob Barker of Borg: C'mon down and be assimilated!
Bother! said Pooh & pulled the detonator killing the dictator.
I'd go with the helmet, Ray.
Then go to her door and beg like a human. - Worf
Confucious say:Woman who fly upside down, is all crack up
Vegetarian's Peace Rally Sign: No Cukes! Give Peas a Chance!
"Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled TAG-X PRO @VER@.
"Oh, the shame of it all. My father a Sith."
And on the 8th day, God switched to OLX 2.2 !
Oxymoron: Vague Recollection.
Who'd win? Enterprise Security -vs- NHL Goons?
CPU not found (a)bort, (r)etry, (p)anic?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he admitted being Oswald's accomplice.
MS-DOS 6.0 Error! (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ue Microsoft?
Boo knows football. Boo knows basketball. Just Boo it.
I may look busy,but I'm just confused!
I could get this kind of abuse at home
Oxymoron: A truthful democrat.
What do you think he really meant?
Klingons have Ridges.
Fire In The Hole
Don't be paranoid... they're going to get you anyway.
As funny as a baseball hat 'side yo' head.
We now return to our regularly scheduled cat-pampering.
Que sera, silly: What will be, will have too much fun.
"This is no more magic than a pair of fuzzy dice" - Dana Scully
Intel: putting the backward into backward compatible
Mr Worf...Fire at Will..>BZZZT<...Hey, where'd Riker go?
"Grow some hair, Picard. Your brain must be getting cold." -- Q
If it won't screw, use a bigger hammer.
Home of the Digicom Scout Plus 14,400 data and fax modem
URA Redneck if you take a bath once a week.
This tagline is so old, I don't know why I stole it.
I'll byte your bits if you'll nybble my Ascii.
I am Holmes of Borg. You shall be humiliated.
"They're not kid gloves, Mr. Valiant." Judge Doom
Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
"I am afraid. I am afraid to believe." -- Dana Scully
If num(cooks) > max(cooks) then broth = spoiled
Outlaw junk mail, and save the trees!
I don't exist. The sysop types all this in.
Ohio. Where men are men, and the livestock is pregnant.
64,999,999 firearms owners killed no one yesterday..
Borg?! Where? I don't see any%a -- [NO CARRIER].
Ctrl-Alt-Del! That usually does the job for me!
"I am ... the Black Angel, Chaos Bringer I AM POWER!!" Phoenix
He's metabolicaly disadvantaged, Jim.
If one cannot catch a bird of paradise, grab a wet hen.
Body by Bondo
Is a female lawyer without her briefs a solicitor?
Psalms 137:9 - "dashes the heads of his enemy's children against rocks"
BBS Tip #6: Get the most for your money; subscribe to the logoff menu.
Modem: What to do to tall weeds.
Neutrality favors the oppressor - Bishop Desmond Tutu
*NEW* Candy coated communion wafers! Jesus Pieces!
must have fouled up the paperwork.
Life, love & laughter...what priceless gifts we give our children.
I am Descartes of Borg: I assimilate therefore I am
Desk: A very large wastebasket with drawers
Only two things are universal; Hydrogen and Stupidity.
Shhh...the Christians think they're alone up here.
Oxymoron: Government Planning.
"Voila Mes Braves! Beat THAT Stormy!" - Gambit
It's 11:00pm, do you know what your cats are shredding?
Today I am feeling ept, ane, and sipid.
I wanna see 'em explode in every zip code!
The Borg assimilated me & all I got was this crummy T-shirt.
Hackers DO IT conditionally.
Friends don't let friends use Fidonet!
If I throw a cat out a car window, is that Kitty Litter?
"It's hard being the strong one...... HELLOOO, NURSE!!!" - Dot
Fify bucks, same as downtown!
Beavis Gump.....He said box. Uh huh huh uh huh.
Do we get a chance to practice for the Moderator Toss Event?
During water rationing the trees hunted dogs!
It's a tragedy that no man become like their mothers.
I'll have the Turtle Soup, and make it snappy.
My heart I give you, Lord, eagerly and entirely. - John Calvin
RC> SF> GP> WD> KF> JP> MM> BG> JH> MF> stop quoting this
"Nope. Giving up is not my style. Not ever." - Lando
"I think it's good that everyone becomes food." - Hobbes
BAR CODE: Electronic device to help locate bars.
The only thing more crooked than politics is insurance.
How slowly one comes to understand anything!<Sarton>
FORECAST for today--increasing light towards morning.
Why don't you pretend you're somebody pleasant?
Chicken Teriyaki: name of the only living Kamikazi pilot.
Sponsors of the Olympic Drowning Team.
It's not easy being a werewolf. [From a short story]
Every time I lose weight, It finds me again!
If I throw a cat out my car window, is it kitty litter?
You're nobody's indentured servant now. - Duncan MacLeod
Tomahawk Cruise Missiles - When you care enough to send the very best!
LOST: Husky...spayed...like one of the family.
My message above. Your response here ____________.
Dunebogey: Golf course sand trap.
Preserve wildlife... pickle a sqirrel.
The U.F.O. Hotline limits Rednecks to one call per day.
Recycling: It's a way of life!
"Rom is an idiot." -- Odo
As sleep brings dreams of home
Why fool with a rat - when you can have 4000 hp with an Elephant?
Oxymoron: military thought
One more trophy! - Joel as Daddy-O woos blonde girl
Spam Lite: with meat products like these, who needs taglines?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fried up a panful of Snail Darters.
I have a mind like a ... err ... hmmm...
Flaming nuclear death to Smurfs!
"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way" - Jessica Rabbit
He's a very dog to the commonality.
If you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny. -- Vader
Origin of life? Just check my refigerator...
Clinton ■ I've got one small problem here in Little Rock...
Send Monopoly money to your favorite TV Evangelist.
"I survived: Dazzler:the Movie!"
Avoid that run down feeling. Stay on the sidewalk.
Talk is cheap... until you hire a lawyer.
You can kick a bidet faucet. -Why women like bidets #12 -JCF
"Fixing Computer Programs" ─ by Dee Bugger
Def: Cryonics: many are culled, few are frozen!
"I'm at a disadvantage. I'm an elected official." - Clinton
"That Death Star's causing some harm, big time!" - Lando
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU BEST WISHES FOR MANY MORE
I am Stimpy of Borg. Happiness is irrelevant. Joy is irrelevant.
"Some days it all seems so feudal." King Arthur
I will always love the false image I had of you.
"It's not I who am Crazy...It's I who am MAAAADDD!!!!!!!"
Stolen kisses are always sweetest.
Confuscius say... early worm has death wish.
"Send lawyers, guns and money..." - Warren Zevon
"I'm the one giving you the choice." Odo
Tonya Harding-New Spokesperson for "The Club"
Now we know why Nigel Mansell was seen buying Escudos, Yen and Aus $'s
We are Hippies of Borg. Make love. War is irrelevant.
All women have a touch of blonde-otherwise they'd be men!
Save a lab rat -- inject a PETA member instead.
Subj: Cooking Tags #4 Conf: (11) Taglines
It's like my mind keeps wondering...I...can't...-Riker
Gram for gram DC's best mayor ever.
Windows: An XT Emulator for your 486
"Kellemes kara'csonyi u"nnepeket e's boldog u'j e'vet." -Hungarian Xmas
I am Bettencourt of Borg. You shall be humbled.
Between our quests, we seek incest and impersonate Clark Gable.
All I ever need to know I learned on MTV
If you can't flirt with the SysOp, remember the Co-SysOp.
When one is pretending the entire body revolts.<Nin>
America's Funniest Concealed Eyewitness Rescue Videos!
Avoid chocolate, and answer my echomail!
We came to get drunk, stuffed and leave !
Fate protects fools, small children, and ships named Enterprise.
Standards are Wonderful! So many to pick from!
Legislate verbs, not nouns.
Talk is cheap since supply exceeds demand.
AD&D Quote: So this troll is regenerating our fire damage?
Def: Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Oxymoron: Real Fantasy.
The giving hand ... receives
Divorces $85. Satifaction guaranteed or your partner back
Fire, Mr. Worf! (Riker walks in with Worf's pink slip)
Operator halted-- Animaniacs is on!
Add your favorite Tagline here.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his weapons systems failed.
......<-Stealth Tagline
"Da da da dum." --Ludwig Van Beethoven
"When is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?" -- H.W. Beecher
From listening comes wisdom, from speaking, repentance.
I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up somewhere.
Am I to understand that you people sell dead, fried cats?
If God is a god of love, how can his followers promote so much hate?
In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu goes potty.
A little nukie never hurts?
If this thing's so foolproof, why won't it work for me?
<WHAM!> Stupid TV... BE MORE FUNNY!!! - Homer
Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead! <CLANG>
I'm not a sysop, although I play one on TV.
"If you can't say something nice, come sit by me." -- Hywella
Real SysOps disconnect their computer's speaker.
System halted. There is NOTHING you can do.
Conan! Watch out for that cliff+$%#@ NO WARRIOR
If we shadows have offended, think but this and all is me
Oxymoron: Tax Return.
Now how much would you pay for all this? But wait! Don't answer yet...
Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.
URA Redneck if you brother-in-law is also your uncle.
I ran Dblspace on my monitor and now I get Channel 6!
"And from these specifics, what conclusion can you extrapolate?" - Troi
C:\CLINTON\TRUTH.COM not found--(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)mpea
Kids, this should only be tried by professional idiots.
Please Smash Head Through Monitor To Continue
The trouble with cats is they've got no tact.
My country right or left!!!
Objects in mirror are behind you.
Money is the root of all evil; everyone needs roots...
This echo is really great for stealing Taglines.
"Whose side are you going to be on, Constable?" - Kira
Credit card owner -- Member of the debt set
URA Redneck if you have every episode of "Hee-Haw" on tape.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the feds took his videotapes and guns...
MR. WIZARD!!! I don't wanna be a programmer anymore!!!!
URA Redneck if you're arrested for getting relief in an ice machine.
Whether you're in the fryin' pan or the fire, you still get burned.
"You can't teach seven foot." - Frank Layton
The concept is simply staggering.Pointless but staggering
URA Redneck if Jack Daniels makes your list of admired people.
I'm just carrying these worms around for the halibut ....
Yo momma like mustard, she spreads easy.
"Romulan ale no longer to be served at diplomatic functions" <STVI>
What? Me worry? I have a backup.....somewhere...
A brilliant smile will get you fan mail from lighthouses.
A person never tells you anything until contradicted.
You're only young once. You're immature forever.
Did you ever consider what Tabasco could to to potions?
<< Just some more irrelevant nonsense from me. >>
The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion.
No beds! They can't have any beds!
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
"But I got out of my uniform for you, Data." - Tasha Yar
With due consideration for our Moderator's annoyance with msgs...
"Oral Delights" ─ by Connie Lingus
BTW: Between The Words
Oxymoron: an idiot with acne
Sieg Heillary! Sieg Heillary! Sieg Heillary!
Cats: Good for dusting high places.
If E=MC^2, why is there always room for Jello?
Universe Corrupted - Unable to recover Reality...
A dollar earned is a penny saved...after Clinton.
I could have BBSed all night ...
Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky.
SPAM - Squirrels, Possum and Mice.
I only counted 100 dalmatians...!!!
Makes more sense when you're tripping.
"It's not bombing. It's air support." USAF Col David Opfer Vietnam war
As funny as a roller-coaster car with three loose wheels.
Yo momma like a McDonalds: over 52 billion served.
Windows: A kolossal kludge.
"Good. You're married. Kiss her."
"I hear he's nutty as a fruitcake." - Kirk
Oxymoron: true DOS multi-tasking
No we got nothing in common. No we can't talk at all.
RemoteAccess v1.11+ ■
Other opinions will be welcomed and ignored.
Will answer stupid user questions for food.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he opened a gate to Hell.
"These are questions we have no business asking" -- Dana Scully
Forget living well. Revenge is the best revenge!
Puns are for groan ups. Its the punetentiary for you.
Since you put it that way...
Forensic Scientists always know who's been there!
Is God 1/2, i, e, pi, 0, 7/10?
Intel does it one segment at a time.
If you liked doing something, it wasn't worth pursuing.<Tan>
Not hitting on all cylinders.
This line intentionally left blank.
Try Borg Dry. Why is irrelevant.
"Never swallow a Halfling." -- Half-Giant Proverb
Why are you wasting your time reading taglines?
What makes YOU think I can't take CRITICISM !?!?!
FMP: Finish My Program
Archeologists do it with mummies.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (L)ose marbles?
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...We are not a commitee!
Alexander Portnoy does it alone.
Yo momma smells so bad that not even a dog would go near her.
Felson's Law: To steal ideas from one person is plagiaris
I can never find the time to procrastinate.
Life is like craps: Roll the dice and end up with s**t.
"Bother!", said Pooh, as he sunk his twelfth Guinness.
MS-DOS: the operating system for Democrats.
I'm not totally perfect, but parts of me are great.
You must let her see the fire in your eyes! ... Worf
FUNDAMENTALISM means never having to open your mind.
I am Hendrix of Borg: Are you... assimilated?
AD&D Famous Last Words: Wow! You guys ever see so many friggin' Orcs?
New England DOS: Do ya reckon? (Ayuh/Shrug)
"Sorry, nobody down here but the FBI's most unwanted." -- Mulder
Run for your lives! Moderator sighted.
"But the pusher don't care / If u live or u die"
Cats don't adopt people. They adopt refrigerators.
He's my Number One dad. Picard
Oh, no! Not ANOTHER learning experience!
Poker: It's darkest just before you've drawn.
Has anyone seen my sanity?
Boch GHICH-raj (Translation : Your nose is shiny)
URA Redneck if hitchhikers won't get in the car with you.
Ah come on, just this one last little feature
Technology is so technological
Oxymoron: Plastic snow.
"I've fallen and I can't giddayup" - Mr. Ed
"Bother," A Pooh poo.
He who lives by the sword dies by the crossbow bolt
Let's go offline for a QWKie.
Help stamp out, abolish, and eliminate redundancy!
"This is one puppet who doesn't like her strings pulled." -- Kira
Oxymoron: Liquid Smoke.
"Paladins is *sooooo* stupid!" -- Many Games, Many Times.
Bill Clinton: The Spin doctor in the White House.
Stop Draggin' My Heart Around
I am Wowbagger of Borg. The universe will be assimilated.Alphabetically
Windows is a kolossal kludge.
If I knew where I was going, I'd take a shortcut.
"Then badabingbangboom, my wing is introduced to radial tires!" - Bobby
"Bother," said Pooh as the steel trap closed on his leg
"Aliens! What will we do?" "Look for the cafeteria?"
@@@ I love happy faces! Don't you?
Emoticon: :-6 Smiley sticking out Tongue
"I got 6 percent in math. Is that good or bad?"
Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.
Sysops DO IT while monitoring.
Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
Every frame of this film looks like someone's last known
I am Borg, James of Borg...
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he felt Vader's presence.
You have reached the Lawn Mowing Enthusiast BBS @#$&$#! NO CARRIER
To be a Redneck, you must have been a 'snipe' hunter more than once!
"OS/2 is a sure thing, so it isn't gambling." - Q. Walls
OXYMORON : Original copies
Friends don't let friends vote Republican.
If you've never said "excuse me" to a parking meter or bashed your shins
"Bother," said Pooh as he yawned so hard he lost Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh as he saw his friends dressed in black robes.
I have to hand hold an android - Picard
Error - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ake like it's working...
NOWPRINT. NOWPRINT. Clemclone, back to the shadows again.
When all else fails, read the instructions.
All those updates, and still imperfect!
In a bad mood? Don't use deodorant!
I'd prefer the non-smoking lifeboat, please.
URA Redneck if you know which leaves makes the best toilet paper!
Oxymoron: athletic scholarships
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Now only if Toronto and Winnipeg would get new logos...
Oxymoron: the loser guy on the pimple-cream commercial.
4 out of 5 doctors agree - Hillary's hazardous to health.
"I Love Mathematics" ─ by Adam Up
Honor thy SysOp as thy self.
Creationism: The belief that common sense is wrong.
Ivo Andric - Serbia's first Nobel Laureate
James Borg 007 - The Borg Who Loved Me
Honor is the subject of my story.
It's not me, my computer is illeterate.
I'm fascinated by the way memory diffuses fact.
Why experiment on rats with so many Democrats out there?
Sight is a faculty; seeing is an art.
Oxymoron: Vaguely Recall.
You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to...
If there was no electricity, we'd all be Ohmless
If you are willing to die, you can do anything!
I'm all out of sick days so I'm gonna call in dead.
"What's so troublesome about not having died?" - McCoy
Freedom is doing what you like, happiness liking what you do.
God said "Let there be cats!" and He was promptly ignored.
Coming soon, Rick Borganis starring in "Honey, I Assimilated the Kids"
"Now see, that's what I'm talking about, right there!" - Butt-Head
Oh, you should not have asked for that.
It's not the size of your RAM, but how you allocate it.
"Your attitude determines your attitude." - Zig Ziglar
Tower: "Say position." Pilot: "Position."
Now that I have your ear, Mr. Van Gogh...
Formatting Drive A: FAILED! Trying Drive C:
How the Hell did a balding fat guy get named "Rush"?
Dancers do it with their high heels on.
It's not nice to put the Moderator on the twit list.
My Universe - I hate party bashers......
I must be cruel, only to be taglined. Tagspeare, Hamlet
Laugh and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Def: Politics: The most promising of all careers.
"Junior, quit playing with your floppy!"
"What is it with this total macho junk?!" - Jubilee to Wolverine
If you can't think of a tagline, steal one! (like I do!)
Lysdexia is a terrible disease!
Why Ask Why? Try Borg Dry
SSSSHH!! You don't have to let everybody know! <g>
Cats are so marvellously true to themselves.
Bones? Dr.Crusher? Chiropractic in the Federation.
"How long do I hold him here?" -- Odo "Forever." -- Sisko
Appease the Moderator Monster. Send chocolate.
"I came. I saw. I waffled. - Julius Clinton, Act 1, Scene 1
Sponges grow in the ocean. That kills me. - s.w.
Don't give up your sapience without a fight.
"YOU VACUOUS STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!"
Shalom, Y'all!
We look for things to make you mad. -- Pakled Q
BBSing, the 'Electronic High'.
Borg Pepsi - Coke is irrelevant.
It seems I have a hole in my marble bag.
If I'm right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%?
URA Redneck if while mowing the lawn, you find three cars.
Inferiority complex: a conviction by a jury of your fears
Cats love cheese. They really do.
"You idiots! That's a live grenade!" - Army recruiter, B&B
"This is not the cattle market of Shaum Hii." - Pellaeon
OXYMORON : Secular religion
"Bother," said Pooh as Han put him in a dead Tauntaun.
And @FN@ strikes with a +1 longsword, +5 vs. Moderators.
Jay Leno is a token white on the new Tonight Show.
(A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore, (O)verthrow System?
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
Curious ideas wait for stranger times.
Practice safe eating: use condiments.
Stupid people should not be allowed to breed.
Mr. Klinton's Neighborhood: "It's a Brave New World in the ..."
Oxymoron: slow speed
panic: kernel trap (ignored)
Oxymoron: educational TV
MR. WIZARD!!!! I don't wanna be a Sysop anymore!!!!!!
I'm waiting for the '96 White House eviction notice!
Things that must be together to work, usually can't be shipped together.
world with it?
I'll slay thee, foul maiden, and rescue yon fair dragon...Ah Whoopsie!
If this made sense, please see your Doctor.
URA Redneck if you use more than one can of hair spray per week.
Download from the rich, upload to the poor.
43.3% of statistics are meaningless!
I'm wading in the stream of consciousness.
How to Destroy the Borg: Give them a copy of MS-Windows!
It's about BUTT; Kick it or lick it!
"Antlers in the Treetops" ─ by Hugh Goos deMoos
Coming Soon: Artificial Stupidity
Alex, I'll take "Things only I know" for $1000
Oxymoron: military salvation
*REAL* programmers use COPY CON to create Windows apps.
OK, Scotty, NOW! Detonate and energize! I mean...
"Oh! I think I'm gonna keel ovah!" - Molly
Windows Error 004 - Operator died during wait.
Caterva carissima mea est Iosephus Agrestis Piscesque.
Here's a pinch to grow a inch!
Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.
A programmers work is never done THANKS TO THE LEECHES!
To bore new worlds, to freak out new life, to smugly go...
Humpty Dumpty was beaten by the L.A. Police Department.
When agnostics die, do they go to the Great Perhaps?
Beware the coming of the typo dragon!
"And then there's you. The Emissary." -- Kira
Summer must be over. My neighbor just returned my lawn mower.
Mars still need women? TAKE HILLARY!!
Recycle! Today's garbage is tommorow's RIME.
URA Redneck if both yer dog and yer wallet are on a chain.
Eat the rich, the poor are tough and stringy
I am Wilford Brimley of Borg: Assimilation, it's the right thing to do
Bribe is such a...crass word.
If NASA is so smart, why do they count backwards?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he cut down another giant Sequoia.
In a bad mood? Ruin the punchline!
It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
"The dragon is coming or I am a fool! CUT THE BRIDGES!" - LakeTown Guard
I'm not cynical. Just experienced.
URA Redneck if your diploma includes the words "Trucking Institute"
It's getting _so_ bad that Chelsea wants to be put up for adoption.
"Bother," said Pooh, "It's your husband and he has a gun."
No matter his power, Q was still an idiot.-Picard
Judges do it in chambers.
One man's noise is another man's signal...
Oxymoron: somewhat awesome
"Take over for us!" Yakko "No way!" Wayne/Garth "Way!" Yakko
Clip and mail with receipt for rebate │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││
Sado-masochism means having to say your sorry
Life's Not Passing Me By. It's Running Me Over!!
SLMR * Dalmations are the best * Adelphi, MD
Pedal to the Metal
Walk through doors, don't crawl through Windows.
Are you sure you are working with valid media ?
Tagline continued from previous message.
I will not prescribe medication -Bart
No evil is greater than indifference against evil.
"Weegua! Thwept! (laugh)" - Ewok Warrior
Captain, I must protest--a Klingon does NOT play Tetris!
AD&D Quote: Don't worry. Nothing ever happens at first level.
PeeWee Herman....Aw, why beat a dead horse..<grin>
Every woman who writes is a survivor.<Olsen>
Windows - how to turn a 486 into an Etch-A-Sketch!
"You speak English? How much?" I asked. "$25," she said
A fool and his money soon become a Moderator!
Four minus two is one and the same.
Brought to you in Living Color
Jesus said: "Peter, feed my sheep." Not bludgeon them to death.
Barnum of Borg - "There's one assimilated every minute."
Slightly burned out.... but still smokin.
Is this yours? Your dog left it on my lawn ...
The few, the proud, the Windows 3.0 & SX owners.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he played with the Cenobite's puzzle box.
I don't have a life, I have a BBS.
"Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled DOOM.
All for one and one for ONE!
Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.
Men have become tools of their gadgets.
It must be Monday. I never could get the hang of Mondays.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...then we'll see you in hell...
Gimme $50 or I'll tell Janet Reno you're a cult member.
More fun than a tube of crazy glue and an imagination.
FWIW...................For what its worth
Diogenes is still searching.
Yo mamma might of wrote this.
I'd love to, but I have to go to court for kitty littering.
But he hit me back first!
You can look like a Klingon too! Just don't buckle up!
I like young girls, their stories are shorter.
"Beavis has a magic Johnson; it disappears into his hand." - Butt-Head
To steal this tagline press <CTL> <ALT> <DEL> now.
California is a fine place to live, if you are an orange.
In the act of loving someone, you arm them against you.
Do mimes listen to blank tapes?
If life gives you lemons, throw them at someone you hate!
"Bother", said the moderator, 3$%^B Q# NO CARRIER
Get out of my way, and keep quiet. * Picard
The only good leech is a Dead LEEEEEEEECH!
MOM'S HINT #026: Learn lots of lullabies.
Time travel seminar next week. Did you attend?
Connection to server has timed out. Reconnect? (y/n)
"Where to Find Islands" ─ by Archie Pelago
A mogwai is simply a highly-evolved tribble.
Support DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers!
Famous last words: Icarus "Aaaaaahhhhhhhh....."
Yo momma got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
Def: Guts: putting the name "SYSOP" in your twit filter
Hi. I'm Earl Scheib. I'll paint any car for $99.95.
Here's Looking At You, Kid
Why do I do this to my protocols?
Kirk can beat up a Klingon bare-handed.
What a tagline! <g> [T] Got it!!
Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be comforted. (Matt 5:4)
Yo momma so fat you have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Does this bug you? I'm not touching you.
I am a Dalek of Borg: You will be assimilate! Assimilate!
You and me against The Rangers? GREAT! When do we attack?
I never metaphysics I didn't like
I have a watch cat! Just break in and she'll watch.
If Hillary dies, do we get Bill as president?
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, have no fun.
Spiritual truth through superior weapons!
Soon to be a major motion picture.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Macgyver gave him to the Emperor.
Computer!! Override self-destruct sequ @#^ NO CARRIER
"Open the pod bay doors, HAL." - Dave Bowman, 2001
Cats' favorite game: "Hah--made you look!"
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Bother! said Pooh, as he stared into the Myrddraal's face.
Oxymoron: IBM compatible.
ANUS.....Latin word for year. (Eg.....Anus Domino - 1994 AD)
Bigamist: An Italian fog.
AAMOF..................As a matter of fact
The session ain't over until the Zamboni comes out.
Friday the 13th Part LCMXXIV : Jason Meets Spock
Jesus Saves --at First National Bank
To live-is to risk dying.
Just think, with VLSI we can have 100 ENIACS on a chip!
■ ROBOWRITER: Writes your messages for you!
"I Love You" ... "I know" - Leia & Han
Difference between Windows and a virus? A virus is free.
Shut up, or I'll sick Probert on you!
Does the name "Pavlov" ring a bell?
Real Programmers don't write scripts!
If a large book kills time, some prefer War and Peace.
"Around the sun we go, the moon goes round the Earth."
You are licensed to use this tagline.
Unfortunately, it'll be a shotgun wedding - Riker
"It was a full moon *that* night, too..." - The Crow
Why aren't conservatives interested in conservation?
Trade Wars....RULES!!!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he falsified his income tax return.
if this is a counselor's ship, where is the ambassador?...
Oxymoron: Dream Reality
"Can I have the window seat? Please, please, please...?" - Pinky
Cyberpuck: the dark future of hockey.
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
Data, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Deanna Troi
America is the only country founded on a good idea.
Bullfrog saying: Time is fun when you're having flies.
Four boxes keep us free: ballot, jury, soap and cartridge.
"You lazy good-for-nothing..." "Shut up!" "...thing, thing, thing."
Your tag is my sig line humph!
Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than normal ignorance.
Eschew obfuscation!
Cats KNOW how we feel...don't give a DAMN, but they know.
Make like Camilla and spread.
First it was "tax the rich", now it is "bait and switch!"
Aqualung my friend, don'tcha stare away uneasy
I'll believe in God as soon as he smacks me in the head.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Cthulu emerged from the darkness...
Quantum Erasure: A small, oddly behaved musical group.
One modem said to another: Hey, you've got a nice baud!
Windows? A very nice VGA demo, isn't it?
The only thing we have to fear, is an invasion by the Visitors!
All men are brothers -- Kirk, stardate 4040.9
Scalp 'em, Tantric!
At least it's got that `lived-in' look. - Duncan MacLeod
Bodhisattva, won't you take me by the hand?
"Justice isn't blind... she's cross-eyed!" -- Yakko Warner
This tagline NOT written in EBCDIC.
AD&D players do it for the experience.
If at first you don't menage, trois, trois again.
Did your mother start you off on acid as an adolescent?
* <-- Tribble (side view)
OXYMORON : Nondairy creamer
The only thing worth reading here is the tagline.
Roll on, Big Oooooo!!!!
French Quarter, "A little bit of Europe in the USA"
Oxymoron: close-minded liberal
Institute: An archaic school where football is not taught
"Dammit Jim, I'm an Alzheimer's patient, not a...uh...uh.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
What if the world was flat?
"Always look on the bright side of life" - Monty Python
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...fluent in over 3 million forms of commu<BOOP>
What Greenhouse Effect? Hey, is it warm in here or what?
I work all night and sleep all day...
Barium: What you do when CPR fails to revive someon
Q: Are we not men? A: We are D E V O!!!
I must be BLIND because I sure don't 'C'
"With our judgements as our watches, none go just alike."
R.I.P. Gene Roddenberry, 1921-1991... beamed to a better
Stay tuned...film at eleven.
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
Real Programmers don't work for the government at all.
URA Redneck if your TV remote is set on "stun".
Fortunately... no one's in control.
If at first you don't succeed, cry.
Cinderella married for money.
HOBOKEN?! OOoooh! I'm DYING again!!!!
"*Nothing* is trivial!" - The Crow
The best part of you ran down your mother's legs.
This tagline no verb.
The best exercise for a cat is another cat.
DM Advice: Every tavern scene should end in a brawl.
I haven't lost my mind--it's backed up on floppies
Hobbies? Yes. I collect taglines.
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
Desecrate, decimate, rah. rah. rah.
"Look upon my first kingdom!" - Mojo "I'm not impressed." - Spiral
Bug free, cheap, or on time. Pick two.
"The Unknown Rodent" ─ by A. Nonny Mouse
I stole this tagline! Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
A man forgives only when he is in the wrong
A penny for your thoughts...$2000 to act it out!
Bother! said Pooh, as @TO posted again.
Def: Define: De ting you get for breaking de law.
Let's go DX around the world
Mindless ramblings brought to you courtesy of much caffeine.
* Keyboard Error * Press ANY key to continue
If you live long enough, it WILL kill you...
Def: Antonym: The opposite of the word you're searching for.
Welcome to Cyberspace...
Roses are RED,violets are BLUE,I'm horney how 'bout YOU
Unable to locate COLDBEER.CAN. Sysop not loaded!
"There's a 200-foor monster and he tells her to bolt the door."
What do you call a Toronto Argo in the end zone? A safety.
TAGLINES: Never had 'em. Never will!
"I'm nothing if not imaginative." - Q
The fear of sponge-cats is the beginning of wisdom.
Hockey Players are protesting the excessive violence in figure skating
ATTENTION: ROM Chips now come in BBQ flavour ... Try em'
Charter Member of Politicians for Ethics.
It's a vicious cycle. vroom vroom!
At these prices, you can't expect real quotes.
Between cheap and expen$ive is the truth.
Clinton's Cabinet: Press Secretary, Admiral Jim Stockdale.
Poor Nicholas...tortured by a soul he hasn't got. - Janette
I had to stop driving my car for a while. The tires got dizzy. - s.w.
BINKIE!!! WHERE'S MY BINKIE?!?!? I NEED MY BINKIE!!!
Free and single again!
Silly wabbit - QWKs are for mailers
Robocomm is working. Qmodem has been laid off.
Clinton does to the economy what POKE 1,0 does to the C-64!
Post office tagline, 1 year or $5000 if you steal it.
Jesus Saves - not on my salary he doesn't.
Keep London tidy -- eat a pigeon.
Just how much justice can you afford? <Londo>
CIGARETTES!??!!? YOU SAY YOU HAVE SOME CIGARETTES?!?!!?
"Can I push the button?" - Wakko Warner
File Not Found.....Loading something that looks similar.
Historians study who did it.
Success is achieving the top of the food chain.
Carry on. Freedom of Speech has a price tag. You're it.
Coming SOON: Arachnophobia starring Little Miss Muffitt
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Meeting Borg
Now I know I have a heart...I can feel it breaking.
Want to practice SAFE shareware? With ME?
Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it enough
Unable to locate Coffee -- SysOp Processor Halted!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he torched the grammar school.
Cats: Pit bull junk food.
Well now don't that beat all.
That's not a tagline, that's Wakko Warner carrying on again!
I prefer to remain anomalous.
The most redundant saying on Usenet: "Correct me if I'm wrong."
Joy fixes us to eternity and pain fixes us to time.<Weil>
I knew her before she was a virgin.
Consider this to be a preemptive, counter-retaliatory strike.
Formerly virgin (promoted to novice)
If you get it playing party games, you've now got CHARAIDS
RoBo in the hands of Dumbo cd. be ho,ho,ho!!
CAUTION! Dangerous and off medication.
Win the war on crime...Arm the victims!!
The new American way: dodge draft, smoke dope, cheat on wife.
Smile and everyone wonders what you've been up to.
Mouse ? Real men only use rats.
How does a blonde high-5? She smacks herself in the forehead.
The believer is happy; the doubter is wise..Hungarian proverb
Born again? Excuse me for getting it right the first time!
Voodoo acupuncture: You don't have to go. - s.w.
Spill a drink on your hard drive? Try PC Towels...
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "Will a 2X4 do, Captain?"
World ends today at 9:30 pm! Film at 11:00...
Trackball LIVES! Run, run like the wind!
The universe is surrounded by whatever it is that surrounds universes.
■ This door is baroque; please call Bach later ■
Bargain tagline (no message).
Uri Geller's Auto Body and Moebius Donut Shop
Another Bruin bites the dust - HEY! HEY!
If this is heaven, why am I bored out of my skull?
Clap on (clap!Clap!) Clap off (Clap!)■¥»▓╜...NO CARRIER
I'll never forget good o'l what's-her-name
Well, since you axed so nicely...
"We return to Transylvania! Prepare the transit beam!" -- Riff
All I know is what the Rat told me. -- Belle, Bone Gnawer
"Bother," said Pooh, as Rob replied to Gibson's message.
!yaw gnorw eht su gnikat si noitartsinimdA notnilC ehT
Oxymoron: purely political
LOST: Very funny Tagline. $ Generous Reward $
Evolution: God's way of issuing upgrades.
AD&D Rule: +5 Platemail only comes in two sizes, too large & too small.
Heil Hillary..... Queen of the Fourth Reich
Do my bOObs show too much through this dress? Troi
I saw the T-shirt but all I got was this stupid tagline.
Drunkard of Borg - "Resultance is floor tile."
The sound of a SysOp reading mail: <cr><cr><cr><cr><cr>
A hen tomorrow is more valuable than an egg today.
I'll be back... maybe!
Deja Coo: happens only after washing your car
If you're gonna use taglines, at least write yer own! (c)
"Sleeping with the Enemy", starring Bill Clinton.
Think about it. Say it out loud. Over and over...
Sam Clemen's estranged kids: Never the Twains shall meet!
"We Brake To Assimilate" - Borg Bumper Sticker
This is a stolen tagline
Conservatives musn't rest! Shift fire onto Clinton's Lap-Dog Media.
Hey buddy, got any spare time ?
"Picard, grow some hair. Your brain has caught cold." - Q
URA SysOp if you have velvet painting of Bill Gates on your wall.
Who says you can't quote ANSI?
I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life--
Fog: the air apparent.
A GOOD friend KEEPS the surplus zucchini!!
My wife just turned thirty, it was a U turn
DOS: Tells a computer what to do with itself!
Oxymoron: Good Temper.
Braise the lord! 325 degrees for an hour! Add veggies
We're off doing beta, the wonderful beta of oooz
I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation. -- G. B. Shaw
<CRASH> <THUMP> ...It's WORF, not WOOF!
I'd be a fundamentalist - if I could just stop laughing...
Her last birthday cake looked like a prairie fire!
Patience my a**, I wanna KILL something!!!!!!
"Bother," said Pooh, as Ziggy's circuits failed.
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
First things first...nothing can be easier than that!
"I haven't figured out what keeps them alive yet." McCoy on tribbles
Les mortels muerent. Qu'importe la facon? - LaCroix
Prozac - sometimes you feel like a nut - sometimes you don't.
When you vote in `96, remember: Saddam has a job; how about you?
WA*R*NIN*G:* T*ri*bb*l*es a*r*e* e*v*er*ywh*e*r*e!
I've never met a blonde Swedish woman in her 20s I didn't like.
I'm not stupid, I'm not expendable, and I'm not gophering.
Our value to God is not diminished by our failures.
Mating call of a blonde: "I think I'm drunk..."
"Sit, Ubu. Sit."
Spock... you're such a putz.
Friends don't let friends drive naked.
OXYMORON : Dry vermouth
Run Time Error 485728403 ...SysOp Obviously Crazy.
What we have here is a failure to communicate...
Start with this......
We have to shout over the din of our Rice Krispies.
Robin Hood was a terrorist.
Let Technology work FOR you.
"And that's Worf Madam, not Woof!" Worf
"Bother," said Pooh as he inhaled the tablecloth
File Not Found: (a)bort, (r)etry, (K)ill innocent bystanders
It's always darkest before you trip over the dog.
CanaDOS - EH?:\>
How do nudists play Flag Football?
Dated Betty Crocker - very moist, pretty easy.
"Odo? Quark to Odo.. Are you still with us?" - Quark ___
Screams? WHAT screams? Oh, those? Ignore them....
Oxymoron: death benefits
It's May 7th...Do you know where your SLMR is? GO 2.0!!!
"Mind if I smoke?"... "Mind if I throw up?"
Let me stand next to your fire - Hendrix
"There are always bozos with guns...more than willing to ruin our day."
Curiosity kills more mice than cats.
New Oxymoron: The Best of Rush Limbaugh!
I'm a Moderator. I don't *need* to stay on-topic.
Monolith Mall: "My GOD! It's full of STORES!"
Be excellent to each other & Party On, Dudes.
Face it, Dad. The season's OVER.-Calvin
That's odd -- I had a tagline when I came in here...
Monolith Golf Course: "My God, it's full of pars!"
TRUTH.VER cross-linked w/CLINTON.LIE: LIMBAUGH.EXE to fix.
I loved her butt I left her behind.
Member of the Richard Nixon Record & Tape Club
What the hell is going on here? Riker
If life's a stage, I want better lighting.
In case of nuclear war the ban on school prayer is lifted
I will show you fear in a handful of dust. T.S. Elliot.
Live by the sword, die by the longbow.
You summoned me, Captain? asked T. Earl Grey hotly.
How's life or death? - Kalas
"For these prices, you can't expect real quotes."
OXYMORON : Open secret
Is the world full of smart people pretending or imbeciles who mean it?
If money doesn't grow on tree's, why do banks have branches?
Common BBS talk: TTTT; To tell the truth.
"Bother," "Bother," said Pooh's twin.
I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal,
How am I supposed to know what a rhetorical question is?
Stormin' Norman knows war...
For sincere personal advice, page your SysOp at 3 A.M.
Windows: A problem to a solution that was never needed.
A dog exploded on a busy street today...
Practice safe sin.
Just wait until I reply to YOUR reply!
"Do I have your attention, Mr. Jones?" - The Crow
#define 0x32 0x07
* <-- Tribbles ö ö ö <-- Balding Tribbles
A bad case of cranial intrusion into the rectal cavity.
Fingers not found - Pound head on keyboard to continue.
Then, sudden-like, >BLAMMO<! Pixels EVERYWHERE!!
REALITY.SYS CORRUPTED: Re-boot universe? (Y/N/Q)
Wait a minute! Why would God need a star ship?
The absent are always WRONG!
Let's organize this thing and take all the fun out of it.
Business forecasters are our chicken entrail readers now.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was blinded
Dammit, Jim! I'm a meteorologist, not a forecaster!
"Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!"
Flowers! Is there a John Luke Pickerd here? - Q
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Aren't you short for a Stormtrooper?
As funny as a drive-by shooting.
OXYMORON : Enriched white flour
I'm not a vampire, I just eat like one.
URA Redneck if your picture is on the wall at a McDonald's.
It's not a bug, it's a feature.
Long time his manxome foe he sought
Flame all you want. We'll post more.
It's hard for me to buy clothes; I'm not my size.
"I will not raise taxes on the middle class" - Clinton
Some people think "asphalt" is a rectal disorder.
OXYMORON : Liberal Southerner
Real women don't deflate when you bite them.
Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny. -- Twain
Famous Last Words: Only had a couple beers; gimme my car keys.
But my sysop doesn't carry the cow-tipping conference!
Gen Patton: Ol' Blood 'n Guts. Bill Clinton: Ol' Cut 'n Run
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reached for the reset button.
Deja Pooh: The Feeling that you've this pooh Tagline before.
Could you hold off a vampire with a sunlamp?
Time for the penguin on your telly to explode....
ITSFWI.................If the shoe fits, wear it
One hears one's childhood and it is ancient.<Fraser>
"Bother," said Pooh, as he left O.J.'s White Bronco on the street.
My cat's name is Winky, The One Eyed Wonder Kitty.
Are you running under Windows, or just using an XT?
Are dog biscuits made from "Collie Flour?"
"I will go to Korea"
I'm so humble its almost immodest.....
Let the perversions begin!
How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.
It's MY idea 'cause I stole it first!
Je te l'ai dit cent mille fois: N'EXAGERE PAS!
The penguin is mightier than the swordfish.
"Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy!"-Han Solo
I will not Xerox my butt -- Bart Simpson
Animals are little people in fur coats.
Halt and catch fire.
Going where no reader has ever gone before!
Keep a cool tool fool,I'm wise to the rise in your Levi's
Scully: Mulder, did you see their eyes?
GI: Cleaning up litter. BI: Cleaning up kitty litter.
He that doesn't get it is usually the jerk of the bunch.
Oxymoron: last initial
Why ask why? Assimilate Borg Dry!
Ah, I see you've decided to go psycho. Godspeed.
My wife says I never listen to her -- or something like that.
Why "95"?:(# of calls to tech support before its running)
Information ── We want information...
Get your ducks in a row.
Pregnancy - a woman swelled up over her work.
Problems have only the size and the power you give them.<S.H.>
Oxymoron: Human Dignity.
What the *HELL* is Fahrvegnugen?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried to uninstall WARP.
"It is better to copulate then never." -- RAH
Windows Error #56: Operator fell asleep while waiting.
I haven't killed anyone in... what time is it, anyway?
"Other things just make you swear and curse..." - Monty Python
Friendly fire - ISN'T !
Configuration is irrelevant. - Borg Sysop.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tied Kanga down, sport.
His face was filled with broken commandments.
"Even in his agony, the fire pleased him..." - The Stand
Have you seen the power of SPAM yet, @TOFIRST@?
Your own mileage may vary.
Guts: Putting "Moderator" in your twit filter.....
Press SPACEBAR once to quit or twice to save changes.
Garlic? Mama mia! Have you got the wrong vampire!
"Are you out of your Vulcan mind?!?" - McCoy
"This is gonna be cool." - Butt-Head
TRUE friends have hearts that beat as one.
Love of money is the root of all politics.
Hey Mr Sysop, Upgrade me or %$^&NO CARRIER
DESQview vs. Windows is a no-Win situation.
Virgin: a tagline that has not been stolen.
I'll drink to that. And that. And that. And that.
This tagline is completely true, I am a compulsive liar!
Who needs friends when you can sit alone in your room and drink?
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!!!
"Its forever, *now*." - The Crow
Classified ad: Roommate needed. Man or woman preferred.
Clinton's ACTUAL first choice for Attorney General: G. Gordon Liddy
Tagline choices reflect on our personalities.
Scott Baio is the AntiChrist!!!
Another #$##&*##$ &* Tagline!!!!
"Resistance is futile, definitely futile." - Runt of Borg
Roy the Ranger's Famous Quote: Red Dragon? Big deal--I'm married!
If you cannot convince them...confuse them!!!
"Bother", said Pooh, as he deleted his message base.
Hi. I'll be your tagline for this evening.
"Beep beep? Must be Earth humor....." - Londo
Fifty states, and I had to pick this one...
Sure, honey, I'd like a second honeymoon...who with?
Kirk's son would never drop out to become a musician.
Troi of Borg: And how did assimilation make you feel?
MOM'S HINT #016: Tickle.
'I'll worry about it tomorrow.' - S. O'Hara
Nothing is foolproof, fools are ingenious.
OXYMORON : Vegetarian sushi
"Cut it out!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot Warner
He who laughs last gets sent to the principal's office!
When all else fails, try Tequila...
If I were rich my butler would answer my mail.
Eternity only goes in two directions....
Save pennies>> Make your own bullets!
For a fee, I'll sell you names from Santa's list of naughty girls.
The DLS - home of the 5 Meg twit list
LamBORGini: The car that really assimilates the road!
I like Def Comedy Jam and you can too!
How LONG must this CIRCUS continue?
Old Cops Don't Die-They Go to Dunkin Donuts to REGROUP
In a cat's eyes all things belong to cats.
Imagine, in a million years, Barney will be a can of 10W-40 motor oil.
Living life on the edge of insanity ...
A coward mistakes oppression for peace.
666A, 666B -- Tenants of the Beast.
If I save the whales, where do I keep them?
Smile, it makes you feel better... :) :) :) :) :)
Some folks just aren't cut out to be normal...
Angels can fly since they take themselves lightly.
Tagline out to lunch. (Back in an hour)
The metalic years, silver hair, gold teeth, lead botom.
Sorry, no tagline available for this topic...
"Bother," said Pooh as the batteries died in his blaster.
"That's entertainment!" - Vlad the Impaler
Get your modem runnin'... Head out on the I-way...
Oxymoron: Classic Rock!
Reality continues to ruin my life.
I WTFM.
"When in doubt, print 'em out." -Karl's Program Proverb
Balloon your baboon the moon tune her poon
I wuz lernd my english!
Schizophrenia beats sysoping alone.
Cats come in many varieties...and every one is divine.
BRICK (noun): National Bird of Palestine
If everyone thinks alike then somebody isn't thinking.
Everything is all there is.
Sure fire diet, swallowing pride.
"Swimming is too much like... bathing." [Worf]
There is more to reality than meets the eye
WELCOME TO THE PARTY, PAL!
He's a jack of all tirades and master of none.
Hospital: A workshop for the repair of faulty humans.
An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.
Got one boot stuck in the sand.
RETAILERS move their merchandise.
URA Redneck if your car wakes people up when you drive down the street.
Windows: No Thanks; Not Trusted, Not Today, Not Tomorrow.
THEBRAIN.EXE loaded...Will try to take over world tonight.
Def: Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
Thump! Thump! Bang! Bang! Thump! Bang! Thump! Bang!
Deep in the heart of New Jersey.
Soft of eye and light of touch; speak little and listen much. (W.Rede)
"Guess who's coming to dinner." - Chekov
Barney of Borg: Today we learned that resistance is futile.
@TOFIRST@ must be home. The modem is still warm.
You think Windows is bad? Try running it under OS/2 with Lan Manager!
Well, it's Deja Vu all over again...
Meaningless tagline attached to pointless message.
Clinton presidency = America being held hostage!
"See if you can hit my curve, Yeh you can hit the curve!"
Clinton's favorite marching tune: "IN-hale to the Chief"
If ignorance is bliss, Moderators must be >very< happy!
"If only I could blame Quark for this somehow." - Odo, "T
"They wish only to please me!" "Sure, once you spiked the air..."
MS-DOS..MR DOS's sister -- DR DOS..MS DOS's Gynecologist
BLONDES do it with a thermos {c}
"Aren't you worried about germs?" - Dot
Don't use commas, which aren't necessary.
Aibohphobia (n.): the fear of palindromes. - A. Bierce
Friendship is a rainbow between two people.
Robo is not a COP !!
I was up all night trying to round off -((infinity)/2)+1!
Have you seen Junior's GRADES???
Am I going too far yet?
If wood ticks are found in the woods, where are mathematics found?
Fruit Loops are cheerio's on drugs.
I love the sound of a bilabial fricative in the morning.
Sleep with a Photographer and see what develops.....
<< create DUPLICATE + TAGLINES >> << recreate DUPLICATE + TAGLINES >>
It's not a matter of who's RIGHT, but of who's LEFT.
ENOUGH WITH THE TAGLINES ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!
The first cup of coffee recapitulates phylogeny.
"And we drop like the fruits of the tree" Meredith
Newsflash: Humpty Dumpty was pushed!!!
Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball.
Missing a few catalog cards.
Bother! said Pooh, as the Facehugger impregnated him.
Growing old is manditory; growing up is optional
"French Cousine" ─ by Sue Flay
Smoke dope, dodge draft, cheat on wife & fool electorate. Clinocchio!
Why didn't you go when you had the chance?
Honk if you like obscene gestures!
Have you ever sent e-mail... to your glove compartment? You will...
You folks aren't talking about Barney, are you? I'm outta here.
He's heavy, and he is not my brother.
Not only am I a master of suspense, but...
Thank you for the wonderful tag line
If Vegetarians eat vegetables....beware of humanitarians!
Well then lets do it in Copenhagen.
Yes son, long ago people used to read their mail on-line.
~:-}Fascinating, Captain!" - Spock
You swallowed a WHAT?
URA Redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
ZMODEM has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter ASCII
If Jesus lives, does this mean no more Easter holiday?
You have diabetes, the doctor said sweetly.
PEACENIKS; Demonstrate in a dictatorship!!!!
What are friends for? - R.M. Nixon
"Bother," said Pooh, as Jem'Hadar slid into the Hundred Acre Wood.
Why are there no tan M&M's?
My tags are on strike. They're demanding more space!
Chew electronic death, you snarling cur! - Calvin
A child prodigy knows not to bother with it.
Felix the Cat, the wonderful, wonderful cat!
Ever just seem to not be able to get around to procrastinating?
Forecast for tonight: Dark
"Here, son, have a free balloon!" said Tom expansively.
A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant fool.
Rangers won the Cup - someday you'll look back on this and laugh.
URA Pagan Redneck if: All of your coveners share the same last name.
FRG: Fill with Random Garbage
RUN!!! Here comes the SysOp!
Life is complex. You know - part real, part imaginary.
Make like a virgin and lose it.
Oxymoron: wickedly nice
Old frogs never die, But they do croak!
Just a second: Reading 20 terabytes.
Four and six a pound and him with a wooden leg?
"Sizzling pumpkins? This is truly pathetic!" -- Slappy Squirrel
Books? I'd rather lend you my dog - He knows his way home.
TV Truth: All Asians know karate.
RATED (G) for GRIN
Real sysops have 14400 baud. There are few exceptions.
Catastrophes to others are everyday events to you.
Are taglines the footnotes of Reality?
Oxymoron: Resolute Ambivalence.
Share some with me, you guys are being too shellfish!
Annoy Yourself: Ask a politician what time it is!
Recover Reality? - Y)es N)o A)bort Q)uit R)etry E)scape
[[[[ And on some days, in various ways, I feel totally *clueless*! ]]]]
Watson, the game's afoot!
AD&D Quote ─ I never heard of a `sword of party member slaying.'
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lost again at `Quarks Place'.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fed the intruder to an alligator.
Oxymoron: somewhat extraordinary
Let no good deed go unpunished.
Hurt not Man unless he threatens us.
Positive expectations yield negative results.
But Santa, Naughty IS Nice!
Who started this tagline business, anyway?
O fragiles Hébreux! Allez, Rebecca, tombe!
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Excited, Spock opens a box full of pointy ear tips.
Ted Kennedy for President, have a blond in every pond!
Health is the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
And now for some feedback: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"I smell gas," Tom fumed.
A sysop's husband is a lonely one ...
Is this where I'm supposed to insert the funny line?
He that would learn to pray, let him go to sea or war.
Money talks - it says goodbye
Murphy's Law for Moderators: Take a quiet vacation and it hits the fan.
Hmmm.. what's this red button fo║╜»░╖╝NO CARRIER
Take this JOBO and shove it!
Lawyers: the larval form of Politicians.
"Lack of skill dictates economy of style." - Joey Ramone
To sleep, perchance to Dream
You're drunk and besides we're in public. - Richie Ryan
Curiosity didn't kill the cat, it was my hammer!
@FN@ told me to put a tagline here.
"I am Hopelessly Lost" ─ by Wareham I. Now
Are you sure (N/N)?
Braise the Lord! (at 325 degrees for one hour, then add veggies)
Don't draw fire. It irritates everyone around you.
Mechanics do it on their backs.
Confucious say too damn much!
YKYBITTL When "Bother, Said pooh" is in your normal vocabulary!
Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition -MicroSoft
A perpetual desire for power after power. - Hobbes
Words are cheap ... and so am I.
Insanity-meter: E[......../]F Right on!
Alive and well at 2400 baud on COM3, IRQ2!!!!!
"The X-Men didn't come here to perpetuate the slaughter..."
The mind grows by what it feeds upon.
Oxymoron: final version
"Bother," said Pooh, as Camille Paglia groveled at his feet.
Don't get MAD! Get even! (with a SIDEWINDER)
Oxymoron: systematically at random
Hello, the lawyer lied.
A bachelor enjoys the chase but doesn't eat the game.
Yo, Worf! I hooked Data up to a modem! Wanna see?
Old chemists never die; they merely smell that way...
A mind is a terrible thing to ...OOOOH, free beer!
And we'll have fun, fun, what? A moderator? Nevermind...
Mr. Worf, fire phasers at will. No.1, have...No.1? Will?
"Increase forward firepower!" - Admiral Piett
"Bother," said Pooh, and opened fire.
Woman wanted: Intelligent, Tall, Buxom, Blonde or Redhead, age 22-35.
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
"Don't tell me what it is until I've eaten it."
The Ren & Stimpy Fan Club is a twisted pair network
I'm only telling you this for your own good...
NO! It's MY Keyboard! Get AWAY! Get your OWN!!!
How does a blonde kill a bird? She throws it off of a cliff.
"Have you IN FACT got any cheese here at all?" - Monty Python
I am Tron of Borg. Prepare to be de-rezzed!
Sysop: (S)ent (Y)our (S)pouse (O)bscene (P)ictures.
"I don't hate religious people; I find them comical." - Mencken
OS/2: The only software that makes Windows look good.
URA Redneck if your dad walks U to school b/c you're in the same grade.
Yo momma so black that they marked her absent in night school.
There! Now we're both transmogrified! We're even! -- Calvin
"I'm tired of you Nega-scum! And that means you." - Sailor Moon
"You don't need your teeth. It's soup."
I knew I should have gone on that date. - Richie Ryan
Live long, prosper, and may The Force be with you!
Crunchy on the outside! Chewy on the inside! Bug & Bran!
If you can't win fair, just win! - U. S. Grant
"Bother," said Pooh, as he buried Piglet next to Roo.
Bother! said Pooh, as he chambered a round.
Tour Japan and
I will continue to be an impossible person as long as those who
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals - Bart Simpson
"Are we clear?" - Mrs. Flamiel "No, we're opaque." - Yakko Warner
How do you know when a lawyer is lying? His lips move.
MS-DOS is loaded high and passed out on the couch
If Life's a trip, where the hell is MY ticket?
No, Tagline... Just My Bar Code
"People can be very frightened of change." - Kirk
Cryptoplate: License plates that can't be deciphered at a red light.
Hawaii is as American as apple poi.
God created women 'cause sheep can't cook.
Some days you step in it..some days you don't...
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy.
I Çhε¢kéd m¥ $ÿstêm, ìt>$ Ç|EÅÑ!!!
"Madness" is made possible by viewers like you
Bimbouy: A blonde in the water.
I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off.
Help! My toilet roll has no instructions...
Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to talk to the SysOp.
MOM'S HINT #085: Don't leave their teddy bear behind.
Is this where that tagline thing goes?
"I'm contemplating your afterlife, Pinky." - The Brain
I have full diplomatic access.
Real men write self-modifying code
While (!cat) play (mouse);
Oxymoron: Hilarious Funerals.
I am the smell that makes sardines nauseous.
"That's nice. You show up and all the gorillas run inside."
(A)bort, (R)etry, (H)ug teddy bear and cry.
My other cat is a leopard.
Wedge....Golfers' Landscape Tool
Seminar For Males: PMS - Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Stormtroopers caught him.
Initialize - Carving your initials on a floppy disk.
"I got you now. Huhuhuhuhuhuh!" - McVicar
Why is Hillary riding the bus? She has a broom!
Borg are made, not Bjorn.
It's @TIME@. Do you know where your modem is?
Isn't 'Dumb Blonde' a peroxymoron?
Mommy are light bulbs good to eat?
Professionals are predictable, the amateurs are dangerous.
Medical Tricorder *bzzzt* Oh, gee, I better lie down. - Picardo
An atheist is someone with no invisible means of support.
Children come from God. He can't stand the noise either.
So... I got my tongue up this chicks...and she says....
I'm sorry. I'll try to do better. - Picard
Delivery men DO IT at the rear entrance.
A clean mind is the sign of a sick desk.
Bother! said Pooh, as @TO decompressed the airlock.
Lie: I have one already.
I like my steak MIDIum rare...
Be insane - commit random acts of senseless kindness!
Good try. Nine out of ten for effort -- Picard
Def: Preconception: A lock on the door of wisdom
Blondes and Beerbottles: both empty from the neck up.
URA Redneck if you think Country and Western are the two kinds of Music.
Bigfoot Makes the Valhalla Scene
The key to success is selling my mom's chocolate chip cookies.
USSR, union made, and it still fell apart!
He left the store without all of his groceries.
Sociopolitical Ramifications - Avoid the LagMonster.
If you want GOOD taglines, steal from someone else!
If it isn't broken, break it. Then charge to fix it.
You look pretty good for someone eating Sickbay food for 3 days - Riker
I am Bunker of Borg. Prepare to be assumptiated, meathead!
Electricians DO IT with a spark.
Crock pot in microwave = Cook in normal amount of time?
Friends don't let friends use NT.
"I'm Having A Ball Doing Nothing At All"
Support your local medical examiner...die strangely.
"Bother," said the Borg, "we just assimilated Pooh."
Pain is inevitable, misery is optional .
Def: STICK \'stik\ (n). 1: A boomerang that doesn't work
A brain destroyed by religion is no match for reasoning humans.
"Just because my fingers are in my ears doesn't mean I'm ignoring you."
For THIS I bought a computer?
SysOp: Gofer in charge of bolts, wires & electricity
Air Borgs -- "Just Assimilate It!"
"How long do you think I have, Odo?" -- Kira "Long enough." -- Odo
No way, sir! YOU take the Locust and distract the Warhammer!
URA Redneck if your richest relative's house needs the tires removed.
Bill Gates: For whom the belle toils! :)
My other computer looks just like Brent Spiner.
All I know is there's somethin' funny about this blood...
I need a bath. You have the bridge. - Troi
To increase speed add lightness
Mountain Climbers do it AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHhhhhhhhh!
I'm going to hell? Great! We can carpool!
Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.
Debugging=removing bugs. Programming=putting them in.
Mr. Worf, fire phasers at the message reader! ...Zzzzzap!
Yo momma lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
Oxymoron: Plastic Canvas.
For entertainment purposes only.
Fate protects fools, children and ships named Millennium Falcon.
Take A SYSOP To Lunch. He Needs A Steady Diet Of Bytes....
Congress is the only inherent criminal class in America. - Mark Twain
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
Def: Kin: An affliction of the blood.
Help! I've gotten up, and I can't fall down!
Hooks through your skin, like a needle in the brain.
A person slow to anger is better than the mighty.
Christians! Stay inside during the month of Julius Caesar.
And Turbo Pascal is not Pascal. It's TURBO Pascal!
"Bother," said Pooh as he sat on the firecracker
"Another costumed maniac - what's happening here?!"
"What is your favorite color?" "Blue - no - yel"
Captain please, not in front of the Klingons.
If at first you don't succeed...call in an air strike.
Creation science: Shoot an arrow, then paint a target around it.
We ALL float down here...
URA Redneck if you are famous for your homemade squash wine.
BBS GeoNet Hub" (RA
Bother! said Pooh, as he floored it, and outran the state trooper.
#1 on BORG Hit Parade: Borg in the 'Hood'!
Def: Outpatient: A person who fainted
By God, we made it one more day!
I'm a lizard, baby, so why don't you kiss me...
Depart from me, all ye workers of iniquity. - Psalm 6:8
Hackers DO IT with bugs.
"What do churches have to do with lunatics?" Staal
No, it's a feature... Really.
"*The* Bela Lugosi. Yes, he's still alive." -- Ed Wood
Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, not inhaled.
"Facts are stupid things." - Ronald Reagan
If it weren't for lawyers we wouldn't need lawyers.
I take no responsibility for that random tagline.
A mime is a wonderful thing to waste.
I really gotta come up with some good taglines.
Home of the 99 and 44/100 % Public Forum (in exile).
If death occurs, please return product for full refund.
"Dragons are soooooooooo stupid!"
Was the One Ring made of Krell metal?
Now we dolly back, now we fade to black... and roll credits!
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Cardassians ripped off his head and.
Barney/Xuxa '96 - Leadership through brainwashing kids
It went *ZAP* when it fired.
Make like, Al Gore in his backyard and get lost.
A bird in the hand doesn't count in poker.
Cosmopolitan Cowlumbus: Moö... Moô... Moò... µ... MΩΩ...
A fate worse than death: . . .to be married alive.
Windows Error: You just lost all 30 megs of your unsaved English work!
Civilization has always depended on courtesy rather than truth.
Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Nothing attracts a crowd like a crowd.
It works better plugged in, unless it's the cat.
In a bad mood? Snore in a church!
OY! What a PUTZ!
Make like Houdini and disappear.
I'll nibble if you'll byte.
So why IS a carrot more orange than an orange?
Probable non-DOS dis********* NO CARRIER
Performance upgrade: Hit any key to delete Windows now.
Whatever is well conceived can be well expressed.
059. Free advice is seldom cheap.
I am McMahon of Borg. You may already be assimilated.
War is Hell, Peace and love are beautiful.
Oh, bother! said Pooh, and twitted the moderator.
The bigger your world is, the smaller the whole world!
Save the werewolves--Help protect an endangering species.
When I left this ship. It was in one piece. - Picard
"Last night, yet another god-like alien entered my body."-- Troi
Watch this guy! Keep watching this guy!
Borg Mail Reader v2.1a Taglines are irrelevant.
Cat for rent. Specialty: barking dogs surgically removed.
"And when fate summons monarchs must obey;"
From the J.S. Bach Planned Parenthood Center
Shoot first and whatever you hit, call it the target.
I saw you take one through the pump. - Charlie DeSalvo
I already came, so stop jerking me off.
"Where. Are. The tribbles?" Kirk to Spock
DOS ERROR: Please remove cat from drive A:...
My other vehicle is a Sun Crusher.
When all else fails, use the defaults!
For some, reality is an illusion.
Any thoughts on posting ansi taglines?
OnceAKingAlwaysAKingButOnceAKnightIsNeverEnough
Hey baby. *wink* Wanna come back to my place and trade taglines?
When the lights are out, no one can see you elbow Leetch.
Pity the poor cat, it's gotten dumber as it's evolved.
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks...
URA Redneck if your wife owns a camouflage nightie.
Nepotism is relational.
(A)bort, (R)etry, or (C)oerce with hammer.
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"It's against my programming to impersonate a deity." -- C3PO
Howard Stern fully endorses IBM's OS/2 GUI environment!
The more I know men, the better I like my cat.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he cheated on his wife.
<---Look ma!!! NO BETA!!!!
Life would be easier if I had the source code...
Counselor Troi, please report to my room. Clothing option
True life begins when the kids leave home and the dog dies.
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Did I assimilate 6 people or only 5..Well?
Dolby of Borg: They blinded me with irrelevance.
"The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing." - Dizzy Dean
A generation which ignores history has no past.
Set your laser printer to "STUN".....
I saw the light! It hurt my eyes.
If your behind is in front, you turned around!
URA Redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper.
"cognito ergo windows" - I think therefore icon
OXYMORON : Airline cuisine
Correct in Thought, Statement, or Action....TRUE!!
No, just another minute on the modem, and THEN you can call 911!
Top Cash paid for good taglines!
Creationists have an uphill battle with the Bible.
You're a Redneck if: Your second car is a tractor.
"Bother," said Pooh as he emptied the mag on full auto.
Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
We are holding Elvis's brain hostage on Planet Zork.
Zelda had to "liverwurst" years with Hank.
Is that a real yes or a Clinton 'Yes'.
And the aptly named Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film.
Make a firm decision now... you can always change it later.
"It is you who are mistaken about a great many things." - the Emperor
Don't hold in Laughter, it expands the hips!
Barney beer: for parents who haven't been driven over the edge yet.
It's love, it's love that makes the world go round.
URA Redneck if you think an Odometer measures elasticity.
AD&D Famous Last Words: Why's the DM smiling?
Oxymoron: Republican Atheist.
No good duty goes unpunished.
Chance makes our parents, but choice makes our friends.
Despite my car having windows, it still isn't mouse driven!
BARK! BARK! ...and you stay out of mine. Beverly
"Run me down, Gentlemen? Somehow, I don't think so." - Phoenix
Reality-ometer: [\........] Hmmph! Thought so...
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)wear?
There is no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
Bring Windows to it's knees: Start an application *
This tagline is made of 100% recycled materials.
Melted Fruit Snacks on Keyboard. Delete Children? (Y/n)
Mister Worf, show these children the airlock. Picard
All computers are greedy money eliminators!
Modem Law: +++ATH = @#%5#nj3//... NO CARRIER
Ignroance is temporary, yet stupidity is forever!
ebius tagline. This is a moebius tagline. This is a mo ...
FESTINA LENTE
"You had all that time to tell me the truth."-Odo to Kira
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got splattered all over the place.
If Clinton didn't inhale, then Dan Quayle is a world class speller.
Oxymoron: serious comedy
URA Redneck if your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.
Dial 911, make a cop come.
I am Cat of Borg. We will assimilate your shiny things.
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
This tagline is FREE in specially marked messages!
It was hot the night we burned chrome. . . .
I am Ohm of Borg. Resistance is relevant.
URA Redneck if your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
A man is as young as the woman he feels.
I'm not a cultist, I just like sacrificing virgins for fun.
Hobbits network with Tolkien Ring adapters
Oxymoron: operating system
Auto mechanics do it under hoods, using oil and grease.
Send Clerics, Gold and Crossbows...
Grow your own dope, plant a blonde!
Your meaningless drivel has been noted.
Oxymoron: An honest democrat.
"Kirk! Don't do this to me! It's unhuman!" Mudd
"Magenta has just released the dogs." - Riff Raff
"To the X-Men, then! Who never die the old fashioned way!" - Storm
"Bother," said Pooh, and he dispatched the Marines.
Oxymoron: Government Service.
Support medical examiners - die strangely.
Turn a 486 into an XT: Just add Windows!
'Intel Inside' is a Government Warning Required By Law.
"Uhhh, do you use that language at home?" - Butt-Head
If he had another brain, it'd be lonely.
"Bother," said Pooh, tossing his empty Guinness bottle into a dustbin.
Many people are living in an emotional jail w/o realizing it.<Satir>
If felons can't vote, why can they be elected? (M. Berry)
Opportunity knocks. Temptation breaks the door down.
Actually, cats are excellent at domesticating people.
Raising kids is like trying to herd cats!
Hi, I am Bic Pentameter. `,/`,/`,/`,/`,
Will write taglines for food!
Why is there a Moderator in the ANARCHY Echo?
Clinton's Cabinet: Labor, Murphy Brown.
Yo momma gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
Got looks, got brains, even got taglines! WANT MONEY!!
"How do you know so much?" "I asked them." "Oh."
How many weeks are there in a light year?
Bother, said Pooh, as he shot that bird in the wing.
Hackers, call 1-800-NO CARRIER for the carrier dropper from the experts.
NOW from Ralston Purina! Human-flavored Dragon Chow!
Bother! said Pooh after he spoke the Lord's name backward.
"I have morals. I just keep misplacing them." - Quark
To whom the gods destroy, they first teach Windows...
Windows detected. Delete? Y/H(ELL YES)
Cats aren't the only species - they just act like it!
Babaganouj is in da house!
"Plenty of room for you, Hotshot." -Rita "Longshot. My names Longshot."
The bug stops here.
Windows Slow? Help me move this Skeleton and you'll see.
FATHERS ARE IMPORTANT PARENTS, TOO!
Republican National Convention, Clinton evaporation; ennui blanc.
Real Men don't read Docs.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)eam me up Scotty!
Feline: Opposite of "he" lion...
"Oh no... not Rainbow Archer *again*." -- Blackwolf
Is it weird in here or am I?
ELVIS HAD MY U.F.O. BABY!
Cash value of this tagline: 1/20 of 1 cent.
Oxymoron: Reagan credibility
Def: Expert: Some unknown drip under pressure.
Open Windows and let the bugs in.
If it doesn't work, read the directions you illiterate moron!
If you're so hot to go, you can hit the road; Caio Bello.
Possession, n. The whole of the law.
I'm not politically incorrect--I'm politically challenged
WHY DRIVE YOURSELF CRAZY WHEN IT'S SUCH A SHORT WALK.
"It's free with a purchase." Anyone buy anything?
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the dept
Let us eschew necro-equine flagellation.
"Merii Kurisumasu." [Merry Chistmas] - Japanese
"Are you sayin' my egg went out for Chinese food?!" - Sasha Girlfeather
I have a dream:DIR C: 965465065464984030373436 bytes free
A person without a navel lives within all of us.
FS: Feign Sleep
Keyboard not attached.Press F10 to continue
TV Truth: Happiness is boring.
Def: Dachshund: Half a dog high by a dog and a half long.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he learned that his symbiont detested hunny.
In an nuclear war, all men will be cremated equal.
"Didn't I see this on a David Copperfield special?" - Yakko Warner
░▒▓█ Of course I'm sane. The voices said so. █▓▒░
The League of Non-Aligned Worlds
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
If she throws up ONCE MORE I'm gonna name that cat Chuck!
Military secrets are the most fleeting of all.
WOMAN.ZIP: Fine program. No dox, but fun to unZIP.
Cool... I broke his brain...
"Bother," said Pooh, We better nuke 'em from orbit
Hackers DO IT synchronously.
If I cannot bend Heaven, I shall move Hell.
URA Redneck if you ever mowed your lawn and found a car.
URA Redneck if your porch collapses, and it kills more than 7 dogs.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)ull leg, (H)ot boot, (S)wipe tagline!
Bombs don't go crazy, say you?
Data, you're circling the room like a buzzard. - Picard
Data Compression: a squished android
The present enshries the past.<de Beauvoir>
A man without a gun will soon not be free.
A life, eh? What board can I download that from?
DELETE them all! Let DOS sort them out!
"We're zany to the max! There's baloney in our slacks!"
Real men don't eat RICE CAKES!
HEY!!!! The taglines are down here!!!!!!
What is this, some sort of kinky wake? - Don Schanke
I do the work of three men--Larry, Moe, and Curly.
Belay that nose picking cadet!!!
I love children! They taste just like chicken!
Let me know when something normal happens.
Send Clinton and company down the White Water rapids.
Backup not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)unish Slave
I'm not a liberal, I am informed.
Brown Spots on the Wall - By Who Flung Pooh
Words are unable to speak of love like a smile in a whisper does.
Your time has run out. Insert coin to continue.
Don't EVER use that #$@&* language again!!!
1 Frigate, 1 Sloop, 2 Brigs, 5 gunboats... but NO CARRIER
To hell with the Prime Directive! FIRE!!!!!!
And the only thing the Borg left behind was this lousy BBS!
Gamblers do it on a hunch.
Don't be so openminded your brains fall out
URA Redneck if you front yard has one or more cars up on blocks.
Ere, is that rat tart? Yes. Disgusting!
Possessions increase to fill available space.
Baby we will never go back... and If love is real....
Margaritas in a birdbath? Enough tequila mockingbird!
Save gas: Commute by modem
Where is the tagline supposed to go???
HIV: Reveal or Refrain else it is homocide.
Hey, nice tagline! (Sulu, activate the tractor beam.)
Bulldozer: One who sleeps through a political speech.
"I don't know what I am..." - The Crow
### Borg tagline
"No! Vyvyan, be sensible. I've got to eat off that."
Barney episodes we'll never see: "Barney Admits Eating All The Adults."
Fido's been bringing me messages. Good boy.
Peeping Tom: A perverted cat on stilts.
If you have an opinion we'll FLAME it.
WordStar is spoken here.
Read the docs?? Wow, what a RADICAL concept !!
Historians always harp on the past!
Terminator 3: @FN@ With A Hockey Stick
-I do DOORS, not Windows.-
Sometimes you have to wake up and smell the Spam.
It's all part of the novel. Don't interfere -- Riker
Hey daddy-o, make that type O.
DM Advice: The rulebook you want is at the bottom of the stack.
"There's no escape, don't make me destroy you" - Darth Vader
Gone crazy; be back later; leave message.
Cat Game #1: Hah - made you look!
He who lives by the sword eats with bloody hands.
Spam Kinison -- canned meat you'll SCREAM for!
Did you say SHAREWARE!! #$%^@ NO CARRIER
Oxymoron: Irate patient.
"All we have to do is stop feeding them!" McCoy on tribbles
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Firm grip on reality? I can reach out and strangle it!
Takes one to know one.
Blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth.
Beat me, moderate me, make me write bad taglines!
A bottle of wine, boudin rouge, and her!
Send Bill & Hillary back where they belong: deepest, darkest Arkansas.
Oxymoron: Manson family values
Have courage! The porpoises will not want to go so far!
I believe in the Divine Rights of Sysops.
Remove tagline by pulling this string/\/\/\
Berney - Jurassic Park clones Barney, feeds him gefilte fish.
Flying saucers are real; the Air Force doesn't exist.
No matter where we hunt, we all howl at the same moon.
*Need All The Help I Can Get***
Animany, Totally insaney, Chicken Chow Meiny, Animaniacs!
I must have a mind like a steel sieve!
Do not follow in the footsteps of men of old; seek what they sought.
News: Vampire population decimated due to outbreak of AIDS.
"What if we want a plan that works??" "Oh, that's different. *NARF*"
Clinton promised me two feet of space in the unemployment line.
Oxymoron: Accidentally on Purpose.
I'm goin' up on the roof for a while.Anybody seen my Uzi?
I'm allergic to nuclear radiation.
Fundamentalists do it with Christ.
When In Doubt, Mumble; When in Trouble, Delegate
Hmmm...hockey or boxing? Same tickets, anyway...
Permission to smash the lieutenant's head in, sir. * Worf
What do you expect from a man who keeps thumbtacks as pet
Bother! said Pooh helplessly.
"Luminous beings are we... not this crude matter." - Yoda
People who voted for Bill Clinton - next on Geraldo.
Coffee sweetened with NO-DOZ...Programmers' fuel...
"Xmas isn't the time for regrets; thats for Anniv."AlBund
Why do expenses always rise to meet income?
The question is: "(2 * B!) OR NOT(2 * B!)"
H. B. Stowe
Who's in charge? Then charge it to his account.
Programmers put it in their head...
Just when your ship comes in, it's the Kobayashi Maru.
I'm in charge!!! But don't tell my cat!
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble disguised as an asterisk
User - A term used by sysops. See "idiots"
Cream rises to the top......but then, so does scum...
Duke Gabrial's house motto: Breakfast before dishonour!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he rolled over into the wet spot.
Oxymoron: Hard-wired.
Some of us get down right inhospitable! - Mako
If you don't date your food, you get something rotten.
Ooooh eeeeh oooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
No Bermuda vacation...the bridge is out.
Oxymoron: rear admiral
Born again people don't seem to get as much oxygen the second time...
Can you swim in melted dry ice without getting wet?
Time wounds all heels.
Dammit Jim, I'm a TV Character, not a tagline!
Bizzaro Borg - "Me do it your way! My way unrelevant!"
Spam; a viable meat alternative.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his scanners detected a Romulan war bird.
YOU *did* vote out the Democrats in office!!! 11/08/1994.
Have you sunk a floater today?
URA Redneck if you have to move a chicken to sit on the sofa.
DAISYWHEEL PRINTER: Equivalent to cave markings
<Whip> Thank you, Ma'am. May I have another?
Save the fire for later, pace yourself.
Why, may not that be the skull of a lawyer? --Hamlet.
Is it 1996 yet?
I've lost my 'X' key!!!!
Perform random acts of kindness and senseless beauty.
Nothing is more productive than the last minute
"Dammit Jim, she's dead! Get off her!" -- McCoy
I am Al of Borg. Aw, Peg, I assimilated you last year!
Heaven for climate, hell for company!
Conservative Rule #1: When in doubt, tell a lie.
What do you call an Argo scoring drive? A dream.
Tiamat, Goddess Mother, True Source of Life.
I'd rather be playing TIE Fighter!
Be careful, or you'll fall into a category.
Negative.. Negative.. I'm not a main character so I missed.
You can't be late until you show up.
URA Redneck if you think God look like Hank Williams, Jr.
Never Argue With A Fool... People Can't Tell Who Is Who!
Beastus & Butthead - Attorneys at Law
"Our new Special Friend... @TO@!" - Yakko
"I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary has told me that resistance is futile!"
Tag Ripping should be a sport.
"There's no such thing as bad press, Eddie." -- Bela Lugosi
Don't shoot! I'm only the Casio player!
Another day, another dollar, minus tax.
What you try to do w/ revision is to find the integrity of the poem.
'Did ya put the cat out?' 'I didn't know it was burning'
Can you guess where this ones from??
Navy pilot's worst nightmare: %#.* NO CARRIER
Listen to the sermon, THEN eat the missionary!
URA Redneck if you roll your own cigarettes.
"Have a nice day!" BLAM!..."It's better already!"
Pacific Northwest hackers DO IT with n loggin' sorts.
We own the streets. -- Shakespeare, Bone Gnawer
Hey, who spilled coffee on my keyboard?!
Canada's just a hockey player breeding facility.
ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Power corrupts. Absolute power is sorta neat, though.
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. Can YOU say "assimilation"?
Forget the Joneses.... I can't keep up with The Simpsons
"I think not," said Descartes; and promptly disappeared.
"Can the police give you a speeding ticket in a car wash?"
Oxymoron: Bug free code.
AD&D Quote: "Chain Lightning: For when you just can't stop at one."
Basic programmers never die; they GoSub and don't Return.
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
The enemy never watches you until you make a mistake ....
Windows would be better with curtains.
Cats are good for just 2 things - mulch...and...I forget.
SmarterthanIlookius Kindamaybepartlius
"Never read any book that is not a year old." -- Emerson
Are you trying to pull a Clinton on me?
"Use the choke-hold! The choke-hold!" - Beavis
I blinked, therefore I ran.
Be like a congressman...............Bend your pages over.
A good workman is known by his tools.
Marriages are made in heaven; so are thunder & lightning.
C:\DOS\RUN;C:\KID\LOAD\WINDOWS;C:\PC\CRASH C:\DOS\RUN
Coming soon from LLewellyn Publications Tarot of the Ferret People
The Sysop has granted you unlimited download privleeches.
MISSING: Tagline, 70 characters long, last seen on Fidonet.
Short order cooks DO IT quickly.
Have time to waste??? Get Windows...
Ah! Stirring times we live in... stirring times. -- Hardy
Transfer aborted (again)(ha ha ha ha!!)...
Yo momma ugly, Dairy Queen doesn't even treat her right!
"An elegant weapon, from a more civilized age." -- Obi Wan Kenobi
Why not, you've lectured everyone else! - Joe Norris..
I'm not sure. - Werner Heisenberg
Moderator: Knows all, sees all, trips over his/her own two feet.
Defend the right to keep and arm bears!
There is no happiness when there is no hockey.
Don't shoot the moderator! My dog just got meaner when he
SYSOP \'sis op\ n: the person laughing as you type.
"Bother," said Pooh as his cable gun jammed.
TV Truth: All cars will explode when wrecked.
I'm no joke I ain't goin' for the okie doke.
Oxymoron: exact estimate
I know. Somehow... I've always known. - Leia
Jesus Saves..... passes to Moses..shoots..SCORES!
Wanna confuse people? Quote from the wrong message!
Of all the people I have met, you are certainly one
I'd love to, but my bathroom tiles need grouting.
The Revolution will NOT be televised!
Cereal Killer Strikes Again! Cap'n Crunch found dead.
*Who WAS that masked mailer?*
"Chewie, take the professor in the back."
"Bother," said Pooh, who then deleted his message base.
I am Kirk of Borg - prepare..to..be..assimilated.
Real sysops dislike uploads of duplicate files.
Oxymoron: Reciprocal concession.
Let Us Open Our Checkbooks and Pray. (J. Swaggart)
Don't ask me... I'm making it up as I go!
*%^&~$%@$!9 Hey cat! <SMACK>...and stay OFF my keyboard!
The Elvis stamp is to be printed on tiny squares of crushed velvet.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found Earl in his honey pot.
"En-uff with the Taglines already!!!" - Slappy Squirrel
Life is not a spectacle or a feast, it is a predicament.
Isn't the term "Dumb Blonde" a peroxymoron?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he harpooned Flipper.
A cat is only domestic so far as suits its own needs.
Void main (void) { if (windows=="useful") hell=frozen }
The price of greatness is responsibility.
Jesus, Toto, let's lay off the windowpane, OK?
Electricians are live wires!
An elephant is a mouse built to government
Never extend credit to a dragon.
He ain't heavy; he's a Shareware Author.
Clinton - America, your Constitution was just cancelled.
URA Redneck if you actually know what NASCAR stands for.
Where there's a whip, there's a way...
Chinese word for constipation. Hung Chow.
Worf Burger: You'll get it our way and LIKE it!
URA Redneck if less than half the cars you own run.
_-=≡≈~GΓΣÉ∩░▒▓▒░$£║|\/|ε~≈≡=-_
Here we go again...
Dammit Jim, he's dead and if you don't believe me, kick him.
"You bash the Balrog, while I climb the tree..."
Even a noseless dog can stink.
[tagline deleted for JLG]
ASCII and ye shall revieve
OXYMORON : Linear curve
You'll find radical Berkelium in sunny Californium.
Clinton Sandwich: $5 worth of Baloney, $20 tax.
"Wind In The Maple Trees" ─ by Russell Ingleaves
"Want to be our bunky?" - Yakko
MOM'S HINT #226: Dry their tears.
There aren't many users named Quentin, you know?
Def: Orator: A two minute idea, a two hour vocabulary.
DESQview: The Faster Multitasker
"I said go away! I am missing Bay Watch." - Wally Llama (Animaniacs)
"Not a morning person" doesn't even begin to cover it.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
Disks travel in packs.
Bad habits? I have nun.
THUGS EAT THEN ROB PROPRIETOR
╔══════I SYNC.... therefor I NAK..!!════════╗
I still don't remember, why I hated it.
Cats do pay attention. Just plug them into the 240v line.
Trilogy (n). Series of three books, sometimes more.
Bill Clinton is my Pain.
│║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││ - No Tag Line, Just a Barcode...
You play the accordian? How good a bard can you be?
Cows do it in leather.
Eat yogurt and get culture...
Follow the yellow brick PATH...
It's time I contribute a few of my personal favorites:
FATAL ERROR #10070: sysop late for work.
Stupid or apathetic? Don't know and don't care.
You think you have troubles? My sundial is slow.
Do physicists get hadrons?
Confucius say: Man who lose key to girlfriend's house get no new key.
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
Trekkies with girlfriends - on the next Geraldo.
Def: SysGod: Lord of the Files
Windows is really a user-surly interface.
So tell me, did a moose ever bite yer sister?
Ya know, I don't want what you want...I want what I want.
Old: When you are: 17 neck, 44 waist, and shoot 106 in golf.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to...Ooo! Nice skirt, baby!
Bad waltzers are grasping at Strauss.
If you can't say it in 50 characters, then don't b
No Tagline tonight, I'm tired...
Bother! said Pooh, as he found his smack had talc in it.
"No being can be truly sentient without laughter." Delenn
(A)bort, (R)etry, (O)h Poop.....?
I slit my throat on the cutting edge of technology.
Instant Human: Just Add Coffee...
Tagline Lotto: ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ <-scratch here!
Confucius say: Man who go out with flat chested woman feel shallow.
"'Why do you hang around with that sadist?' 'Beats me!'
"Polka Dot?" "Not again!"
Would I love to run a Level 1 diagnostic on her!! - Riker
The rod of discipline applied to the seat of understanding!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was diagnosed with the @LN@ Virus.
If I wanted your opinion I'd ask your computer
Some people are wise, other people are otherwise.
I am correct, the rest of you are wrong!
"I want to buy that huge diamond," she said Hopefully.
"I'm going off to stuff loads of paper down the toilet!"
A thing of beauty is a joy forever, but ugly is more fun
Happiness is a recent full backup.
AND THE WORST PIZZA IS: Watermelon and mayonnaise...
Def: Modem: Deterrent to receiving wanted and unwanted calls.
Some settling may have occurred in shipping.
Not Dead, just Electroencephalographically Challenged.
I'm just moving clouds today; tomorrow I'll try mountains.
"Children's Songbook" ─ by Skip Tumalu
It is when you take for yourself that you truly take.
Internal Stack OverBlow. System Erupted.
Oxymoron: Alone together.
Escort GT - An oxymoron
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
If today was a fish, I'd throw it back in.
Marion Barry for Drug Czar!
Horn players do it French style.
He's got to follow his own path. No one can choose it for him. - Leia
Kleptomaniacs should take something for it
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
Faster than a speeding tagline...
This is stun setting. <zeet> This is not. <ZOT> -Data
Rhode Island, the smallest state in the USA
URA Redneck if you've ever gotten a deer tag as a Christmas present.
Ding dong. Anvil calling. ****WHHOMMMPPP****
The oil tanker crashed, mom.-- Calvin
Have you had enough of George BU..SH.. yet?
Have you read "A Sea Monkey's View of the Colon"?
Oxymoron: smart bomb
The Big Apple is one big Bone Gnawer playground. -- Shakespeare
-=*[ Blondes - <smirk> 'nuff said ]*=-
COLDONE.BUD FOUND - SYSOP LOADED
"If you want instant coffee, you'll have to wait!"
666°: oven temperature for roast beast
"Gajan Kristnaskon kaj Felican Novan Jaron." - Esperanto Christmas
I'm just trying out this tagline. It's not registered yet
Marriage is better than bachelorhood. SHEAHRIGHT!
Auntie Em: Hate you. Hate Kansas. Taking dog. Dorothy
Children have become a very expensive hobby.
Bother! said Pooh, as he reinstalled Tag-X Pro.
Baptists don't make love standing up. It's too close to dancing.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Animani-DOS 3.30: The moral of today's story is: Don't "FORMAT C:"
Bimbobble: A blonde playing catch.
You can play with my mind if you let me play with yours.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Lursa and B'Etor conceived his children.
My sysop can kick your sysop's as*#$*! *!@#$*$ NO CARRIER
"You used that excuse LAST month," said Tom periodically.
Brain fried -- Core dumped
I wonder why Noah didn't swat them two leeches?
Sinner: A stupid person who gets found out.
A rind is a terrible thing to taste.
I'm from the Lollypop ... It's a good ship.
Windows NT: New Technology? I don't think so...
Move to California - The police treat you like a "King"
You tell 'em Bean, He's stringing you.
"Bother," said Pooh, I need a honey glaze for Piglet.
We have seen the enemy, and he is us.
Bureaucracy- the last refuge of idiots!
ingenious instrument which indicates what k
AD&D Quote: Geez... have you ever seen so many frigging Orcs? Guys?
Always be smarter than the people who hire you.
An ERROR? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father...
Health is not valued until sickness comes.
Is that your tagline or did your mailreader throw up?
A hand in the bush beats two on the bird.
Cats took thousands of years to domesticate humans.
"I Hate the Sun" ─ by Gladys Knight
Some farewells are easier than others. - P. Marlowe
Alright. dang it! READ THE DOCS!!!!!
When in doubt, HAVE A BEER and think about it!
My job is so top secret, I can't even tell myself what I'm doing.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled the Tribble from his honey pot.
Deja Nientendu: the feeling that you've played this game before.
I'm a seriosly demented, paranoid schizophrenic: kiss me.
I'm a were-something, but I don't know exactly what!
"A little caution outflanks a large cavalry" - Bismarck
The best doctor is the one you run for and can't find.
From the Department of Redundancy Dept.
A mouse is a terrible thing to waste
URA Redneck if you own 3 TV's and only 2 books.
"Goodbye, Nurse!" - Yakko Warner
Windows is for fun, DOS is for getting things done.
"Bother!" said Pooh and garotted another passing proletariat.
Deja Screw: income tax audit.
Thou shalt log on properly and in accordance with thy sysop's wishes.
Devoid of trite aphorisms
I don't think Betty Ford take vampires. - Nick Knight
Worf, fire! <Worf runs in with fire extinguisher>
Don't call me `sir'! I work for a living! -- Wisetongue
And now back to our scheduled programming, Mr. Moderator!
A ferret is God's way of telling you NOTHING is child-proof!
This LAN is your LAN. This LAN is my LAN.
"I used to have a dog, but he wouldn't eat my wife's leftovers."
Deja New: a used clothing store
I dabble in stocks, bonds and other "secure" instruments.
Something under the bed is drooling...
Scotty! Hurry! Beam me uraghhh^*.*L" NO CARRIER
MBL8O3T160GA4GE4>C4<A4G2.GAGAG4>C4<B2..
"We are doomed." - Dr. Scrachansniff
Baby oil is NOT made by squeezing dead babies...
Oxymoron: Systematic Variance.
Bridge players do it with finesse.
Oxymoron: sophisticated hacker
"Bother," said Pooh, as he changed history.
Offer expires February 31 or while supplies last.
"Huh huh huh - Settle down, Beavis!" - Butt-Head
I am the Goddess of Empathy -Deanna Troi
That looks sharp! You wouldn't cut me would you? - Kearne
"This is >NOT< what I signed up for." - Kira
"Yub yub!" - Wicket
The wheel turns, does it not <G'kar>
The dreams... the wolves... what's going on? -- Evan, Wendigo
WOMAN.ZIP... Good utility when properly configured.
I smoked a salmon once, but didn't inhale
Deja Boo: The feeling that you're really sorry you're there.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
At night, all cats are grey.
If two apples make a pair, how come two ferrets make a full house?
"Bother," said Pooh, as the brake cables snapped on the Alaska highway
My 386 does an infinite loop in 4.68 sec.
MTV - Why Johnny can't read, tie his shoes, speak, think...
My golf is improving. Yesterday I hit the ball in one.
Have a nice day - unless you've made other plans.
It does not bode well to leave a live dragon out of your calculations.
If sheep=ram + donkey=ass why is ram+ass=goose?
There is only one way to console a widow, but remember the risk. L. Long
What do you mean you "formated" the cat?!?
It isn't age, its the number of mistakes you've made!
As funny as a five-alarm fire.
Cities names like: Licking, MO
I just want to prove to Picard that I'm indispensible. - Q
Fooled you!
A: I don't know and I don't care.
Glub! Glub! I gotta get rid of this stuff!
attacks unpredictably and on a wider front.
Just another beautiful PMS moment. Got any chocolate?
"If onlys" are lonely.<Jennings>
Window Error:01F Reserved for future mistakes
Some people use a stick to find a wet spot!
"Bollo^G^G^Gther", said Pooh, on his VT220 emulator.
"A die for a die." - Catwoman (Batman Returns)
If bad taglines were people, you'd be China!
Victory or defeat!
ATTENTION ..............Elvis has left the echo.
My birth certificate has an expiration date.
$5.00 rebate on your next tagline purchase.
Fear is the darkroom where negatives develop.
"Bother," said Pooh, We're here to <clap> pump you up!
Buy a cookie for conservatism.
File not found. Nobody leave the room!
Typos? Blame my cat.
Don't pet Kitty, she's still not dry!
"You asked for it, dude...." - Butt-Head
Bill Clinton drank a beer once, but he didn't swallow any.
DM's Lie Alot. Players just Cheat.
I'm sorry but my modem fried...with onions and mushrooms.
To err is human. to be a twit--unforgivable
"You haven't been acceptable. You've been REMARKABLE."--Kes to HoloDoc
Def: Teaching: Appearing to have known your subject forever.
"I'm brushing up on looking down and working on my roar!"
When the going gets tough, Bill goes to Oxford and Hillary bakes cookies
"I want a leaner bureaucracy and more investment." - Bill
"Space 'em boys!" - Cyborged Pirate
Public opinion flourishes where there are no ideas.
Being a SysOp is nice but it interferes with my WIFE!
Elevator men do it up and down.
Famous Last Words #80: "We hire Orcus to be our guide..."
Oh, really, now, it wasn't THAT funny.
Last year many lives were caused by accidents
"Bother", said Pooh as he asked Nicole for a smoke.
Pinocchio: Love is a many splintered thing.
Sally sells C Shells to the C sore.
Friends: People who dislike the same people we do.
An uppity lawyer, at that!!!!!
214. Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach.
Bother! said Pooh, as he typed a Canonical List in alt.tasteless.jokes
Hate to run..just REAL busy these days...**argv
Borg saying: We came. We absorbed. We left.
If speed kills, Windows users will live forever.
"Give us a kiss! <MWAH>" - Wakko
URA Redneck if you have a tattoo that says, "Mother"...spelled wrong.
"I'm no Don Johnson ya know...." - Butt-Head
"Tactless - yet rude." - Slappy
Never trust a God Fearing People.
If 7-11s are open 24 hours, why do they have locks?
The first airplane hangar was built for drip-dry planes.
Hackers DO IT in dumps.
"Don't use our trashcan, it's only for apples!"
Hello little girl, want some candy?
"Maybe I'm just going crazy" - Luke Skywalker
Feed your head - Doormouse
Oxymoron: new standard
Bother! said pooh, as Beavis & Butthead roasted Piglet.
My favorite mythical creature?... The honest politician!
Life's short, eat dessert first!!!
Remember, cat heaven is mouse hell.
They all stopped arguing as Don fired up his chainsaw and growled...
Support CPR for America...Clinton, Please Resign!
This has indicated that I am damaged in some fashion ■ Data
It's morning in An Tir, and it's not my fault.
Don't vote for politicians-it only encourages them!
When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw.
Fla-fla-floley.
It makes no sense.. but I LIKE it!
æÄ╣àé.~}╔╜ô~ûῺ«₧...Just kidding, your modem's OK!
We come in peace, shoot to kill.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he led his VC patrol through the wire.
Do files get embarrassed being unZIPped?
"I happen to know a great deal about a lot of things."
"Control, control. You must learn control." - Yoda
"No. Do you know who I am?" - Yakko
Success covers a multitude of blunders.
"I still think they make me look like Sheena Easton."
I may be apathetic, but I don't care.
Never bet on a sure thing unless you can afford to lose.
"Our logic is to be illogical." Kirk
"Bother," said Pooh, as he screwed up X-wing TOD 1/4 yet again.
What fools these morals be!
Let's get together and do a few lines.
Data Data Everywhere, And Not A Byte To Eat!
Every wonder why the Easter bunny hides it's eggs?
For a good time, type rm -rf ~
"Ahem," said the Dragon, killing the party.
Let's send the Russians defective lifestyle accessories!
I'd love to, but I'm building a pig from a kit.
In keeping with current Clinton economics, July 4th is canceled.
Why shouldn't I pack the tapes next to these magnets?
Window Error:005 Multitasking attempted. System confused.
Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers!
Public Domain Tagline #1010 Send for Free Catalog!!!!!
I'll make you famous....
Beat me, Whip me Make me use a Macintosh!
To be blunt, you're not that important. -Q to Picard
I am Deanna of Borg.I sense you wish me to assimilate you
Scotty, we have a "situation" here. Beam down Ensign Expendable.
I don't have time to wait on instant gratification
Alarm clock: A machine that scares the daylights into you.
I often daydream about my inability to fantasize
Tag-X Professional. Super shareware bargain.
New bus for poor & elderly : get on poor, get off elderly.
Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam and eggs.
I tell them there's no problems...Only Solutions...
"Bother," said Pooh, as he watched his 830mb drive slowly format itself
Success can only be measured in terms of distance traveled.<Gallany>
Annoy a Liberal: remind them of the Reagan/Bush record...
The eventual supremacy of reason should be accepted.
I am Hamlet of Borg. Prepare to be ... or not to be.
Darn the cholesterol, full fat ahead!
If you think education is costly, try ignorance
CCITT- Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today
"With liberty and justice for all." - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
There's a Taurus II buyer born every minute - Ricart
We will return to our regular tagline after this message.
Lucky me, now I'm set. Little bug, for a pet. ■«AIC»■
I'd be a narcissist, but I'm WAY too ugly.
* <- Tribble * * * <- More Tribbles * * * * <-And more
Oxymoron: Conservative Democrat.
Ach, me Taglines! They canna take n'more, Capt'n! -Scotty
Posts in message base are weirder than they appear.
Bus drivers do it in transit.
"Psychokenisis? You mean how Carrie got even at the prom?"
Anti-theft device ***DISABLED*** tagline stolen
There is a fine line between 'witty' and 'moronic'.
AD&D Famous Last Words: "This should be easy..."
Have you given your mouse a click today ?
Canadian football junkies - on the next Geraldo!
Bush is only good for eating.
ftar, awk, awk, yac, grep, go BERKELEY!
"I feel used!" - Rita
Oxymoron: imitation margarine
KAOS - what happens when you run a Zebra over a bar code scanner.
Emoticon: :-\ Undecided smiley
The Bruins bite the dust - HEY! HEY!
"This must be an exciting time for you" - Picard
Not Shampoo, but the *real* Pooh!
{{>:-(*) <-Klingon eating a Tribble.
REAL Roleplayers cast Control Dungeon Master.
This tagline has a alarm on it; so don't try to steal it!
"That's my name - that's what I do. Dazzle people." - Dazzler
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
"I'm really sorry, Chief." - Maxwell Smart
"Bother," said Pooh as he donned his ninja uniform and went to kill Owl.
MS-DOS 6.0 -- Now you can't just blame Windows!
Gratuitously swiped!
Colorless green odors gravitate furiously.
Deja Men: the need to act like a caveman, over and over.
No, I've not found the Master Universal Tagline File. - Joni Stanley
for they are angry and too quickly subtle.
If it ain't broken, hand me a screwdriver!!!!!!
From "Timeslides":
You are now logged onto LIFE..! Password:
FUNDAMENTALISM is never having to open your mind.
"Were there no women, men might live like gods." - Dekker
Windows 3.1: from the people that brought you EDLIN
DOCs: Very useful help files, quickly and easily deleted.
Here lies an atheist. All dressed up with nowhere to go.
comes in late and owns the worm farm.
Nothing's IMPOSSIBLE to those that don't have to do it.
I happen to like nice men. - Leia
URA Redneck if you had a toothpick in your mouth in your wedding photos.
Is a wingless fly really a walk?
Two "C" Words: Custer and Conservative.
Life... is a series of dogs.
Old is when all the phone numbers in your black book are doctors.
Last_laugh = gloat();
Def: Fiction: It can't hold a scandal to biography.
Worf, that man is BRIAN MULRONEY! Set phaser on KILL!
Don't put others in their place, put yourself in their's
Danse, aime, bleu laquais, ris d'oser des mots roses
Def: Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death.
Useless Invention: Low-calorie PowerBar.
Mickey Mouse wears a Bill Clinton watch.
WANTED: DEAD AND ALIVE! - Schroedinger's Cat
DM Advice: You'll never find dice that are thrown in anger.
I'm never wrong I have a retrospectoscope.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the wind blew the smoke from his gun barrel.
My tagline file is too large and I run out of memory.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he handed Teddy Kennedy the crib sheet.
If this is Quarqsday,THIS must be Earth!
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to
TV Truth: No one EVER locks a car when they get out of it.
"Wheeeee! Doncha just love defyin' gravity?" - Dot
If you want to get along, go along.
Put a gallon in me, Allen.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he smuggled 2 kilos of blow through Customs.
I asked what you knew, not what you believed. - Duncan MacLeod
First, we eat all the cheese. <Cattespeare>
There are *reasons* why eating out is better than cooking!
FEDERAL EXPRESS COURIERS will absolutely, positively do it overnight
I'll be lost in the ozone for a while.
"Memories of you remind me of you." - Karl Lehenbauer
Silica gel. Do not eat. Stays crispy in milk.
It's ALWAYS dark if you never open your eyes!
"They said you was hung!" "And they was right!"
Your data has been quick-fried to a crackly crunch.
If the tar fits...wear it.
Tagline? What tagline? I don't see a tagline here!
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble (creativity block ;-))
Rush Limbaugh isn't always right. He's always ->RIGHT->!
I got rid of the children - because the CAT was allergic
Shhhhhh.....the topic cops are coming
That's too bad, but I'm not Cheyenne. - Cescka
A cure for apathy? Why bother?
Oxymoron: Disgustingly good
Nuns! No sense of humor. - The Kurgan
When I wash the cat, it takes me hours to get the hair off my tongue.
"Shut up! You probably score! And you're a dork!" - Beavis
Blue Wave leaves others in the dust pdQWK!
anonymous remailers are simply embarrased folks from AOL.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fired on the UN commandos.
Reality check! *click* NO CARRIER
Sorry ladies... Duty calls -- Riker
Oxymoron: Freezer burn
It's been a business doing pleasure with you...
"Bother" said Pooh as he dropped the nitroglycerine
GUN CONTROL: Use two hands, aim carefully, hit target!
I am Mae West of Borg. Why don't you come up and assimilate me.
The restaurants in hell only serve tofu.
No Moderators present, and the flaming began.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...finding your lack of faith disturbing...
Tuck under thumb and hold firmly.
You get the life you ask for. - Duncan MacLeod
"Bother," said Pooh, reloading.
Choose one: Book buying lawyer or car buying lawyer.
GI: Visiting McLean, Virginia. BI: Visiting McLean Stevenson.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a bigger hammer.
"I dunno, I might let him live. We'll see." - Slappy
No - I have not grown roots into this chair!
Sometimes insanity is the only alternative.
"I'll serve your dinner as soon as the smoke clears."
Hard work hasn't killed anyone yet, but why take a chance
Conservative faith: Any problem can be solved with enough punishment.
At this point, chocolate is a viable alternative.
I say, put Schroedinger in the box and see how HE likes it.
I can be convinced of ANYthing. With logic.
Make like an insect and fly.
If ya can't feed em', don't breed em'!!!
I love peace and quiet. Give me a piece and I'll be quiet
CLINTON.SYS corrupted, recommend optimizing politics.
Not sure if it helps, but turn the monitor ON.
P Revere: "One if by Lan, two if by 'C'"
Don't applaud just send taglines.
Bigamy: When two rites make a wrong
Borg in New Jersey: "Florio is irrelevant."
Your statement makes for good tagline material.
I hate quotations! - Ralph Waldo Emerson
When all else fails, contact your Sysop ... (Avoid 3 A.M. Voice Calls!)
HICKEY.....One of Walt Disney's cartoon mice
URA Redneck if your car has never had a full tank of gas.
Eye of newt, toe of frog, & a side of fries, please...
A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals
Time to take her home, her dizzy head is conscience laden
As funny as a proctologist with cold hands.
I will not sell school property. --Bart Simpson.
Balance the budget - declare politicians a game species.
Take a bite out of crime--blow the scumbag away!
This is your modem. τhï ï ¥öÜΓ möδεM Θ∩ δΓÜgs
What's a beer between friends? Not enough beer.
I t▒ld yo▒, "Never▒touch ▒he flop▒y disk s▒rface!"
Only Cats, Music, Books, and Computers justify the human
To impeach, type: DEL CLINTON.* DEL RODHAM.*
PCDOS&MSDOS&CP/M&WINDOWSI'LLFIDDLEWITHOS/2WOULDN'TYOU
"I fail to see the humor in this situation." -- Odo
Pres. Clinton's master health plan disks were found to have a virus.
The Magic of Windows: Turns a 486 back into a PC/XT.
Love thy neighbor,but make sure her husband is away first
Borg snack food: Computer chips.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. -- Sigmund Freud
Medical Def.#4: CAESARIAN SECTION: A district in Rome.
URA Redneck if you're holding a beer in your wedding photo.
Wanna watch me blow bubbles with my spit? - Wakko
Are you making this up as you go along?
He continues to post off topic, he scores!
Taglines wanted!
"Neato complete-o YIPEE!" - Yakko Warner
"We're done." "Of course you are, boys, of course you are." - Buzzcut
"Take your time. The plane doesn't leave for 3 minutes."
Die Hard: Without a Prayer.
Ohmygosh! Aliens!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Blue Wave - World Tour - 19@DY@
Consult the Book of Armaments!
Sure sign of a resignation: Clinton declaring confidence in someone.
"Egad! You astound me, Brain!" "That's a simple task, Pinky."
Captain @TOLAST@!!! Cardassian warship decloaking off the#$^ NO CARRIER
CO-SYSOP - The Invention Factory - NYC
This is not a tagline. It's just highly coincidental line noise.
Yo momma so fat were in her right now.
I am Futon of Borg. You will be assimilated and then become a couch.
Blue dove...the crackerjack is on the windowsill.
I keep reading some really strange messgaes here...
So, I built a second one! That sank into the swamp.
Seeing a long, flowing tail, the Beast grabbed it and tugged liberally.
URA Redneck if you consider the fifth grade your senior year.
Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.
"Star Spangled Barrio" ─ by Jose Canusee
AD&D Famous Last Words: Hey, Cthulhu! Eat me!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (F)ornicate it!
Don't ask me! I'm watching the hockey game!
Make like poo and ooz.
Dammit Bones .. I'm a captain, not a doctor!
Help! I've fallen on the floor and I'm rolling! ROTFL
Oxymoron: Relentlessly Continued.
I voted for Bush! Don't you wish you did?
Glenn Miller of Borg: Borgsylvania 6 of 5000.
The Military Salute now uses a much limper wrist...
"I've got to avoid stress" "Don't look in the mirror".
BlueWave spoken fluently here!
If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.
Bummer, said Pooh when Tigger dropped the joint in the honey jar.
Columnists DO IT by the inch.
"Oriental Relaxation Wear" ─ by Kim Ono
At 2400 baud, no one can hear you scream.
Feminizm is the mother of dementia.
Dragons and their riders do it at the same time.
"I don't handle... delicacy very well." -- Odo
"Bother!" said Pooh as he erased his hard drive data.
Politically Correct tagline: *B*O*R*I*N*G*!!
"Bother" said Pooh, when Christopher Robin came in his mouth
Def: Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
"Creationist nonsense" is redundant.
Bromidrosiphobia -- Fear of Body odor
Zmodem has bigger BITS and tighter ASCII
No matter how you slice it, it's still a golf ball
Only change Clinton has made is the change in his pockets!
Never Insult An ALLIGATOR until you've crossed The River
I just had a mental breakdown. Got any jumper cables?
There are no bugs, only unrecognized features.
Bill Clinton's heroes are Jimmy Carter and PeeWee Herman!
Knock hard here ████ for new monitor
Lie: The phone stopped just as I got to it.
Beware the man who fears you.
"SISSIES?! I'll show YOU who's a sissy...." - Wakko
URA Redneck if anything outside the Lower 48 is 'overseas.'
And what time does your diarrhea medicine start working...?
"What's amada?" - Lady "I don't know! What's AMADA with YOU?" - Wakko
Make like a snail and leave a trail.
HIPHIPPO.SYS missing, <A>bort <R>etry <W>ho gives a s**t?
And now, Count Taxula and his evil sidekick AlGore!
Shhhh! Listen to the bitstreams . . .
Lawyers - The greatest threat to America!
He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet.
Forgotten: I had a parity error in my brain...
O.K to coninue?? <yes> <no> <MAYBE?>
A.A. members make souse calls.
McAffee Scan Results: "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)"
"Good catch, Butt-Head." - Buzzcut
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized that the bus driver was on acid
Kevin Anderson wrote to all (and it'll cost $5.99 to read)...
Oh shut up and close your eyes girl!
No plan survives the first contact intact.
"I love you, you love me, I will eat your family."-Barney
Success Comes in a Can. Failure Comes in a Can't.
Ah, that explains it then! Try it WITH glasses!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he donned his ninja uniform to kill Owl.
Give BAMBI an assault rifle, Sport!
I'd love to, but I prefer to remain an enigma.
What's 20,000 lawyers rotting in a swamp? A GOOD START!
"Who do you think you are, Zaphod Beebelbrox?" "Count the heads."
And cute little baby dolphins DIE... Cool!
AD&D Lesson #329 - Never specialize in two inch sticks...
WORK: Annoyance to endure between coffee breaks.
Can we make Clinton's defeat in '96 retroactive to '92?
All mimsy were the borogoves
All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
Puttsway: Leaning/teetering movements performed by golfers.
ptr = (char *) 666; /* The pointer of the Beast. */
If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good Bill Gates
Clinton supporters know how the Indians felt!
This message subject to 8¼% sales tax.
Moderator Motto: Excess is never enough.
Death called while you were out, so I gave him your pager number.
I wonder why Noah didn't swat those two flies.....
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted Kwisatz Haderach.
Oxymoron: vanilla fudge
Go Hawaiian: Give your gal a lei.
If ignorance is bliss, fundies are in nirvana!
Strip Poker is OUT, Majesty. I've seen the dragon naked, you haven't.
Loony as a jay bird.
I will not cut corners -Bart
AD&D Famous Last Words: Right, and I'm the Prince of Thieves...
Def: Women: (W)eird (O)bnoxious (M)ale (E)nticing (N)ymphs
In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal
Insert diskette in Drive C. Press ENTER to... <G>
Oxymoron: Mighty Mouse
Next time you wave, use ALL of your fingers!!
Generic Tagline v5: []Flame Moderator []Flame Sysop [X]Flame user.
Dry Ice: A Carbon Dioxymoron
I was arbitrarily and capriciously locked out by the sysop!
Oxymoron: Hillary Rodham Clinton and open-door meetings.
There's an answer to every problem. Sometimes it's "No."
Hide your women! The Mongols are coming!
Tagline rule #4576: Why create when you can appropriate?
Window Error:01B Illegal error. Do not get this error.
Me...a skeptic? I trust you have proof...
Can your worm before you squirm
URA Redneck if you have more than twelve dogs on your porch.
WP Corp Support Can't Be Beat!
My wife says "Dust is a wood preservative."
Origin of Life? Just check my refrigerator.
Each day provides its own gifts.<Freedman>
URA Redneck if you own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
The only evidence that the Devil is real= Jesse Helms & Newt Gringrich.
Def: Catastrophe: 38 Years of Liberal Democrats in Congress.
Pessimists do it with a sigh.
"How 'bout a kiss, Anti-Claus?" - Catwoman
I'd be irresponsible, too.
The copying's over: The FAT table sang.
Real love stories never have endings.
Fat person: Nutritional Overachiever
Dogs come when called. Cats have answering machines.
Windows, icons, mouse and pointer = WIMP.
CAT: I hope that Schrodinger guy put litter in here ...
Foxes will be assimilated. We're wild and crazy Borgs.
I'd love to, but I changed the lock on my door; now I can't get out.
Why do smokers think the world is their ashtray?
"Odo is not one of the Founders." -- Kira
TACT,def: a mutual agreement to be full of s**t!
Oxymorons: Liberal Thinktank, Political ethics, Politically Correct.
True Religion Acknowledges Chocolate in Everything!
The Fear of SNAKES out does the Fear Of G
"Oh, how absolutely typical of your species!" - Q
I used to be a proofreader for a skywriting company.
Taglines are for idiots.
Broken s are for ________...
If "ifs" & "buts" were candy & nuts every day 'be Xmas
We are Amtrak of Borg. We assimilate only when Congress says we can.
Programs get overlaid, why can't I?
When you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.
DRIVE FAILURE! Remove cat paw from Drive A:
between the right man and the right woman.
The cow ate bluegrass and mooed indigo.
Please tell me I'm adopted. - Calvin
* How do you make Windows faster? Throw it harder!
"That's so sweet, I'm getting cavities!" - Queen Beryl
Why are there no lavender M&M's?
INDECENT PROPOSAL: Clinton's budget.
And, pray tell, whose imagination are you a figment of?
LA Police Motto: "We'll treat you like a King!"
There is no ███████ place for censorship!
"Wish I'd Never Been Born" ─ by Rudy Daye
Famous Last Words #21: "Dragon? What dragon?"
"The sixties were good to you, weren't they?" - G.Carlin
IBM OS/2 should be your OS too!
He who dies with the most of anything is still dead.
Moderators: Out of sight, out of mind.
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"A thousand thanks, Monsieur," Tom said mercifully.
One Beer At A Time.
This tagline is firmly etched in Jello!
"NO!! Not them! Don't even say their--" - Plotz "You rang?!" - Yakko
About as useless as a topic cop in the GENERAL conference
Shareware + 60 Days - Payment = Thief !!
Clinton in '96 - "Don't Change Stones in Mid-Avalache"
"If I was Madonna, I would like, fondle my boobs constantly." - Beavis
Hunde, swerde, Swedish Chef du Borg! De Chikke is irrelevant!
Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier too!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...THIS one goes there THAT one goes there...
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
Look, if we built this large, wooden badger . . .
A bug is a feature that didn't make it into the manual.
Off line E-mailers do it all nite
DM Advice: It exists only if the DM allows it to exist.
Peel out the watchword, just peel out the watchword...
dolittle@frappy.brewich.com - E-mail me for the Star Wars RPG list!
As funny as a swift kick in the nuts.
Conservatives are line-bred from *way* back.
"Sincerity? I can fake that." - Bill Clinton
Borgs i-n-n-n S-P-A-A-C-C-C-E-E-E-E!
O <> CON is as Progress <> Congress
Have engaged Borg, Ring was assimilated!
Amiga: Don't laugh -- it's PAID for!!!
Everybody loves some bawdy sometime...
URA Redneck if you think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
This contest has to be the dumbest thing I've ever seen.-H. Cosell
A bite? Where would you like a bite?
No, Windows95 isn't a virus... viruses actually DO something.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he engaged his cloaking device.
Oh night, which ever art when day is not taglined! -- Tagspeare
Microsoft:"Demo first,contract second,finish code later."
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and
Get me some coffee and then ask me in ten minutes.
Robot poets practice automatonopoeia
"Now that's comedy!" - Skippy "Cute. But that's my line." - Slappy
Icon see clearly now, the pane is gone.
Lwaxanna Troi - the Auntie Mame of the galaxy
We can't kill what we can't find. - Joe Dawson
Reality is for people who lack imagination.
A smile is the sunshine that is a part of life.
OXYMORON : Folksong writer
"It's simple, lad," mulled the dragon. "He who hesitates... is lunch."
He's electroencephalographically challenged, Jim.
Now where did I put that tagline?
There is a 70% probability of tomorrow. (actual weatherman quote. 1988)
URA redneck if your children call you "Uncle Daddy"
FORFEIT: What most animals stand on.
Definition of a pickle: A cucumber soured by a jarring experience.
DEATH TO THE...uh, who are we fighting now, anyway?
Stop it! Oh, stop it! Oooooh, stop it some moorrrreeeee
to all this that does try one's patience.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he planted Flowers in the Oval Office.
Let art alone. She's got enough guys sleeping with her.
No person ever became wicked all at once.
The Rockford Files: European Vacation. -- Tom Servo
Goodbye, My Friend, Young Gray; we'll meet again someday.
If there isn't a fight, a lawyer will start one
Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
Famous last words: "Watch me goose that sleeping dragon!"
Ohmmeter - One who eats Ohms Ω
"Everybody remember where we parked". -- Adm. Kirk, STIV
Lie: I love it.
Today is the yesterday you'll recall fondly tomorrow.
Baby Borg: Isn't he the cutest little thing?
Ignore the propaganda. Focus on what you see. <Sinclair>
Hackers DO IT with words.
Whenever I see a dalmation, I say, `What number are you?' - s.w.
My wig got repossessed because I didn't want toupee.
"The rules... always the rules..." -- Lestat
We have a bad case of the sillies. -- TV's Frank
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie...
I only have a gun because it's hard to shoot without one.
Does Microsoft mean "small and limp"?
But the initial objective was to drain the swamp!
Oxymoron: Good mother-in-law.
At this moment, I like my anonymity. -- Hobbes
I saw what you did and I know who you are.
URA Redneck if you consider dating second cousins 'playing the field.'
It is the loose ends with which men hang themselves.
Make your own XT! Run your 386 under Windows!
∙∙∙∙∙ <- Tagline seeds. Plant in high-phosphorus soil.
1 gig of RAM;1 Terabyte of HD space;586 chip:NO WINDOWS!!
Intel Pentium: the first processor with the new RISK technology.
Planet Claire has pink air All the trees are red
OOTS black, WELL!!
"Politics is the art of the possible." -- Bismarck
You MEAN it's supposed to do that!?! Why?
The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.
Oxymoron: reinvent
"We do not recognize our souls until they are in pain." - Crow
URA Redneck if you think "Deliverence" was a love story.
Profanity.... it's not just for mechanics, anymore(WIN95)
When you are a writer your senses never atrophy.<Whitney>
O Lord, protect me from those to whom You speak directly.
Running Windows is better than washing them.
URA Redneck if the Salvation Army declines your mattress.
Never stand between a dog and his fire hydrant.
"Bother," said Pooh as @T posted again
NING! This tagline will self-destruct in 15 seconds.
red rum red rum red rum RED RUM!!!!
Powered by coffee, pizza, and chocolate.
Brown Spots on the Wall - By Who Flungdung
Lestat, you are the -damndest- creature!
I will not do anything bad ever again -Bart
"Bother" said Pooh, as he Quantum Leaped.
Why is paper always strongest at the perforations?
I thought tag theft was OK. Then the cops found all my license plates.
@name@ @date@ @city@ @state@ @reason@ @race@ @creed@
Confucius say: Man pees in wind, wind pees back.
If only my computer could cook...
Having a Moderator beats losing an Echo!
The Last Borg Scout - Starring Patrick Stewart as Locutus.
I find myself beside a stream of empty thought.
Watch out! Your PKZIP is open!
Clinton: #1 reason to require truth in political ads
Lord Vader..I should've known...
Clinton: The disaster aid for 12 years of Reagan/Bush.
"We'd like to apologize for that last apology..." - Monty Python
VirusScan: MS Windows found. Delete? (Y/y)
Perhaps I should take up golf instead?
Lemming Herder ■ Kathryn Page
4 Food Groups: Coffee, Chocolate, Ice Cream, Coffee
Gowron has been re-writing Klingon history. -- Worf
Feelings: Cara Lott
Bababooey. Bababooey.
Yellow snow is not lemon flavored.
Mulder: That's why they put the "I" in FBI.
This generation may be the one that will face Armageddon.
I'm not overdrawn...just underdeposited.
Vets Looking Out for Vets, cause NO ONE ELSE WILL!
A burp is not an answer -Bart Simpson
Hmm, I owe the echo (1) recipe...
"Be not deceived by the appearance of things." -- Sidieu, LaSombra
Mr. Worf, <dramatic pause> fire!
Oxymoron: junk food
"Bother," said Pooh, as the writers killed off his character.
There will be a rain dance Friday, weather permitting.
You're A Redneck If: your family tree doesn't fork.
BOING! Spice, the final frontier
If Mac's are so great, why is Safeway giving them away?
If it moves so SLOW, why is it called Rush Hour?
Polish invention : Braces for false teeth.
Look its a babble fish: ><> °·∙<>< ><>·°
In a bad mood? Gnash your teeth!
More lies are told on the golf course than to the IRS
I dont nead no speling cheker!
Life is uncertain - buy the luxuries first!
Oxymoron: Silken Bonds.
Oxymoron: smokeless cigarette
IF + . is NOT = THEN might have been wearing a Ω
Oxymoron: Humane Society
A vote on the tally sheet is worth two in the box.
Just remember.. Captain Riker has never lost! - Riker
Grovers Mills... why does that sound familiar? New Jersey.
Oh, pardon me, was that *your* culture? So sorry.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving's not for you.
Data THREW UP? Yes-something about an overflow error?
Bother! said Pooh, as he converted the hunting rifle to automatic fire.
Natalie's bed and breakfast. - Natalie Lambert
help1 my typewriter is broken1 -- e. e. cummings
Think mangohazelnutcookiesespressobelgianchocolate...ice cream!
Any closet is a walk-in closet if you try hard enough.
Unpopular Bible Fact: He who hates, risks going to Hell. (Mt. 5:21-22)
MuNuQ, said Pooh, as his bat'leth broke in half and fell to the deck.
I'm sorry, this tagline is not an apology!
Only Amiga makes it impossible!
MOM'S HINT #100: You can never have too many Kleenex.
Do I BELIEVE in the Bible?! HELL man, I've SEEN one!!!
Give a bureaucrat an idea - they'll find a way to tax it!
Forms follow function, and often obliterate it.
...and remember, it's pillage first, THEN burn!
Beware the Jubjub bird
If COWS have HORNS why do they MOO instead of HONK?
There's got to be more to life than compile-and-go.
Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a (job of choice)
Wise man say some Taglines sound like fortune cookie.
Def: Tact: making a point without making an enemy.
It's not just for bi-directionals!
Forget the cods, Gill, this guy's gonna need a sturgeon!
Certain things shouldn't be moved. Murray Teigh Bloom
Modeming is an exercise of bits, bytes and bauds
"Dok-tor - oowoo oowoo"
If it's not on fire, it's a software problem
You live and learn. Or you don't live long. L. Long
Astronomers do it in the dark.
A mind is a terrible thing to ...OOOOH, a GWAR concert!
"Please refrain from using your imagination." - Odo
The X-Files: Trust No One.
Trek Algrebra 101: (Picard / Kirk) - Spock = Data.
Famous last words: Tell those Marines to stop singing in the halls!
I'm not an opinionated jerk, but I play one on the InterNet.
URA Redneck if your daddy is also your favorite uncle.
Rush Hour is an oxymoron!
Hey! I hear there's a `Moderator' coming soon.
According to the Theory of Dubious Theories...
I can keep a secret; it's the people I tell who can't!
I like it! Uncanned private public chatter!
I loaded Windows and it slammed on my fingers!
Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be Taxed.
<<<<<<< tagline cancelled >>>>>>>>>>>
Bill of Rights? The Bill of WRONGS is in the White House!
Flotion: The tendency to undulate in a waterbed everytime someone moves
"Only if she goes too." - Yakko
Feminizt tagline: Tag, now you die.
The secret of Life is &^":* '' NO CARRIER
Never end a sentence, a preposition with.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet - Lebowitz
GLH Computers -- Looking for parts REPLY to Greg for info
Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
That's not line noise--my modem's speaking in tongues!
Clinton Medical Dictionary: HANG NAIL: COAT HOOK.
"It's an energy field created by all living things." - Obi Wan
Old Age & Treachery Triumphs Over Youth & Vigor!
"Need a Hand?" : Paris to Holodoc
File UNIVERSE.SYS Not Found. Do You Wish To Create o
The Revolution WILL be televised. Film at 11.
"I don't believe it! I am talking to a tree." -- Kira
As funny as a room full of roaches.
Prince to Snow White: You shared a cottage with WHAT?!?
Life is too short _NOT_ to take BBSing seriously.
Glutinoxious: Hospital food.
"Everything's gotta have rules, rules, rules!" -- Calvin
Unpopular Bible Fact: Jesus associated with hated minorities.
AD&D Quote: I didn't think *ANYTHING* did 40-400 hp damage...
As funny as a full body cast.
"There aren't enough scoundrels in your life." - Han Solo
Why be normal?
Oxymoron: Minor Moment.
You HIT me! Picard never hit me! - Q
I've made such a terrible mess of things...
Forrest Gum: Life is like a box of Chiclets...
Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: 'Cause everyone gets a turn.
Blessed are the pessimists, for they have made backups.
I I love love double double Chex Chex!
Freedom = Responsibility
That is not a weakness... that is life - Picard
Love is like pi -- natural, irrational, and VERY important.
"You're underestimating my comeback potential!" - Dazzler
Stealing taglines is an addictive hobby.
Don't let the sun catch you crying.
Some people prefer Windows, but I, for one, care less for them.
Gross incompetence: 144 people in Clinton's Cabinet.
Please tell your cat that I am not a tree.
"Ugh! And I thought they smelled bad......on the outside!" - Han
Ottowam: capital of Kennedium
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
"Hello, my name is Yakko and I'll be your king this evening..." - Yakko
A mistake is proof that someone tried anyhow.
I'm her son; you're just some guy she screws. - Kenny
"Sir, News from the underground..."
Lie: It's just what I wanted.
"This place gives me the creeps." - Luke
It might help if we ran the MBA's out of Washington.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Harumph resistant tagline >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Put your seat-belt on; I wanna try something...
Ultimate memory manager: Windows 3.1. It manages to use it all.
My life has been a tapestry of rich and royal hue.<King>
Quoth the Raven, "I gotta get better dialogue".
I'm not a tagline addict. I can quit anytime. Well almost
"Hey Carlo...you think you could fool a Corleone?"
Picard is a bit surprised and goes flying to the floor.
Deja Dude: That feeling you've served those "bodacious pizzas" before.
I've used this particular tagline 346 times.
"It's too quiet!" - Dot
Creation's deathless urge ever onward flows. -- Aether-Tongue
I'm getting married, but I need a date for the wedding.
Find an impersonator who CAN'T do Kirk Douglas.
AD&D Quote ─ "Flaming Plasma Death" is a spell?
Bother, said Pooh as he was dumped from the Matrix.
Oxymoron: motorcycle safety
Oxymoron: Peacemaker Missile.
A member of the Don't Let The Fungi From Yuggoth Breed Society.
Happy Modeming, Always!
What am I doing out of bed?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he forgot which Tagline (c) he was going to use.
1024x768x256... Sounds like one =MEAN= woman !!
And I've got 4,567 archived messages to prove it.
Usenet is not a right. It's a right, a left, and an uppercut to the jaw.
If Bill Clinton's the answer, it must have been a stupid question...
New Borg Movie: The Assimilation of the Lambs.
"The A-bomb, the Big One, the big fire, my life for you!" - Trashy
Life is one long process of getting tired.
DOG: A pillow that must occasionally be taken for a walk.
"Kill Ugly Radio" - Frank Zappa
Thinks a Perot is better than a Bush.
Men, Just children with paychecks
Can anyone take a HINT??????
Cats are pretty cool - you can kill them nine times!!!
I put instant coffee in a microwave & almost went back in time. - s.w.
Clinton - The Carter of the 90's
Don't judge a movie by its tagline.
A bleeding heart can be hell on the carpeting.
THERE'S A PLOT AFOOT TO MAKE ME THINK I'M PARANOID.
You cod dam small-fry, now you've got me hooked too!
"Save the excuses, Quark." -- Odo
Barney episodes we'll never see: "Bopping Baby Bop."
"Mr. Sinatra, hold. <click> Mr. Redford, hold. <click> Me." - Dot Warner
Spam.... It's not just for breakfast any more.
A time to cook; a time to nuke leftovers - Ecclesiastes 3:1
C:\>cd Bob C:\Bob>HUMOR File not found ((A)bort (R)etry (F)ail?).
"What we do not understand we do not possess." - Goethe
Bob will sell you a Sears Villa - Die Hard
There'll be no escape for the Princess this time. -- C-3PO
If Genghis Khan was alive today, he'd be a SYSOP!
Real Patriots blow up federal buildings
== Generic Tagline, good for everyday use ==
Oxymoron: Educational Television.
Huddle up in Saskatchewan at the 1995 Grey Cup Final!!!
"Hellooo, French Nurse!" Yakko/Wakko "[sigh] Never mind." Dot
A penny saved is a Congressional oversight.
Retreating enemy are just falling back to regroup and counter-attack.
Deja Moo: I've heard this bull before.
Marriage is like a tourniquet; it stops your circulation.
<<<<< Thanks, SYSOPs >>>>>
MS-DOS 5.0, Why fix it if it ain't broke!
I like my steak so rare a good vet could save it.
"Is it OK if I eat while you're smoking?"
When in doubt, duck. - Malcolm Forbes
I'm going to join the Procrastinator's Club -- Soon.
I haven't lost my mind, its in the tagline file right where I left it!
Never fight with a bear in his own cave.
Citation for slow Modeming: Going 2400 in an HST lane.
Flow Chart: A graphic of the fastest route to the coffee machine.
Clinton had more tanks in Waco than Mogadishu.
Anyone know an off-line chocolate reader for NESTLES.QWK?
C:\> sweep echo y | del *.*_
OXYMORON : Free with purchase
Camptown Races, 6837.6 Meters Long. Do Dah!
DOCS??? You mean I *actually* have to RTFM? S#1T!!!
"And so, it seemed that fortune had smiled on @FN@ & Janet."
You know why I smile? Only I know I have bolagna in my...
Oxymoron: cold fire
Bother! said Pooh, as he saw Chris nibbling on Anna's belly.
As funny as a scorpion in your shorts.
Life is too short to drink cheep wine.
URA Redneck if you've ever BBQ'd Spam on the grill.
@LN@ smashes his stick in frustration.
If you can't make it good, make it big. (Then PKLite it!)
Ahoy, Brain, we're almost out of Spam. -Pinky
* <- Good Tribble * <- His Evil Tribble Twin, Skippy
Here today, dawn tommorow.
Random: deterministic in a way I can't determine.
Why is there a watermelon on the bandsaw?
Lie: Grandma, you'll live to be 100.
Art is I; Science is We.
Woman backs up against fan (disaster) NO DERRIERE
The race from stupidity is to the driven, not the swift.
Confucius say: Mind's journey begins with a single Why?
Send Hillary where she truly belongs - to prison.
Explain anti-clockwise to someone with a digital watch!
Clinton isn't doing his job - I still have a few dollars left!
Cats are smarter than dogs. They won't pull sleds.
Bother! said @F and twitted the (HI-ASCII) moderator.
Do steam rollers really roll steam?
"In God we trust. All others we monitor..." - Naval Intelligence
URA Redneck if your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
HEY! Christian Fascist! Get your hands of my Lord!!
"When the husband has no wisdom, the wife has no pride."
Save laboratory animals. Use The Bruins instead.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the thing HARD!
Out of Mind. Back in 5 Minutes.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was reborn as an amoeba
If you can lead it to water and force it to drink, it isn't a horse.
Know what I like about Windows? Not a damn thing.
You're awfully picky for someone from the twilight zone
Def: Lawyers: The best argument against gun control.
Discipline is organization, chain of command & logistics.<Sun Tzu>
Riker's trombone backfires, creating a tagline.
If only Einstein had a 486DX-33....
And there they ate the minstrels. (yeaaaa!)
"Someone permanently borrowed your tagline."
Cat: I could've SWORN I heard the can opener!
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Wakko tried to come up with a new Gookie.
Bother! said Pooh... I've fallen and I can't get up!
Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
Def: Hacker: Hex-Assembly Computer Knowledgable usER.
I won't criticize the moderator, I might get NO CARRIER
How about The porch light is on, but there's nobody home
Sailor Moon Toilet Bowl Cleaner: On behalf of the Moon, I'll polish you!
First you plant the hippy, then you grow the hippy....
First Barney, then Michael... who's next?
Self-sacrifice is always a virtue--in other people.
"Hellooooo, nurse!"
FIDO lie #IX Your sysop doesn't type this all in.
"Trouble with grammar have I, yes." - Yoda
"I'd like popcorn... That kernal right... there."
"Well, sibs, there it is.... the Garage Sale!" - Yakko
<<Tagline moved to upper memory>>, press <Esc> to continue.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Indiana Who?!?
Here comes sanity, here comes sanity, right down therapy lane.
I am Khan of Borg: From Hell's heart I assimilate thee...
Been there, done that, stole the tagline.
Leap of Faith: Bungee jumping with a Bible.
Joycelyn Elders: living proof that quotas reduce quality.
When will I learn to leave well enough alone?
If you're not making waves, you're not rowing the boat.
In a bad mood? Ignore everybody!
You may already be a wiener!
"BURGER WAR!!!" - Beavis & Butt-Head
Home Safety Tip for Men #1: Don't iron naked.
Court is in session, the Moderator presiding.
Astronauts do it in orbit.
URA Redneck if your pocket knife often doubles as a toothpick.
Social legislation cannot repeal physical laws.
"The Diamond Robbery" ─ by Jules Argon
The time is not important, just the moment...
Mouse not found. Delete KITTY.CAT (Y/N)?
Crude, immoral, vulgar and senseless <Tolstoy on Shakespeare>
I will not bribe Principal Skinner -Bart
Bad day: You triple bogey the first hole and....
Latet anguis in herba
Don't believe everything you say.
OJ will walk, Tom said cluelessly.
DM Advice: Never kill a character without first humiliating him.
"Wouldn't You Know It" ─ by Murphy Slaw
"Bother!" said Eeyore, as he smiled and kicked Pooh's butt.
I wish to submit myself for disciplinary action. Data.
Blue Wave is to QWK as AmigaDOS is to MS-DOS.
Bimbosity: Degree of being a bimbo.
MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
Success is more attitude than aptitude.
"Deeeee-licious!" - Wakko Warner
Welcome to the Power Ranger Fan Club BBS! $^$^@%^@$% NO CARRIER
I seem to be having difficulty with my lifestyle.
This score just in: OS/2, Windows 0.
I'm leaking brain lubricant.-Calvin
Def: Ricochet, (n): Irish bouncer
The wildest colts make the best steeds.
URA Redneck if the kids are hungry cos you bought mud flaps.
Of course I paid the phone bill#$# *#@$**@#$ NO CARRIER
If it's stupid and it works, then it ain't stupid
URA Redneck if you had to remove the Marlboro to kiss the bride.
Fundamentalism: Fund; send cash, amentalism; without thinking.
Def: Belfry: The directory for .BAT files!
"And then the Dwarven Bikini Team arrived" Cut! Cut! STOP!
"Mabye we should slay *him*." - Dot Warner
Whatta lEEEEEEEEch!
fflush() and then wwash() your hands.
Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer? - No. - Great!
"Away put your weapon, I mean you no harm." -- Yoda
Oxymoron: talk show
You can take my Wife, but please don't take my Tagline!
If it is what you desire, peace and long life be yours.
"The Big Snitch" ─ by Ima Telling
Clinton wants to streamline government. No, I'm serious. Stop laughing!
Today is a good day to bribe a high--ranking official.
COBBA: Now featuring the $4.95 all you can eat buffet!
Look Ma! My screen is all GUI!
"Bother," said Pooh as he ripped the fabric of Time and Space.
Pray for them which despitefully use you and persecute you.
Class, today we will learn how to edit previous quotes.
Yoooouuuuu'rreee Irrelevant! * Daffy Duck of Borg
Oxymoron: Relatively Obscure.
Push Keiko. Push. Push Keiko. Push. PUSH! Worf
I can't believe it's not butter!
The net is like real life, only much, much faster.
Sounds like too much work! <g>
"So much for reason." - Odo
"And Funboy, don't be happy...Worry." - The Crow
I love tribbles (with mustard and mayonnaise)
"Don't play with my mask!" - Blowski
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Sticking close to Chewie and Lando...
Confucious say, woman with cold hands have fire under skirt.
GIVE: Support the helpless victims of computer error.
AD&D Famous Last Words: I disarmed the trap.
I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - s.w.
RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory
Ok, you where's my taglines? <crossing arms and tapping foot>.
Say "au revoir" to avoirdupois. Go metric. Get real.
The squadron is upping it's standards.. So up yours!!
Captain, this tagline is NOT logical...
"Who's more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?" - Ben Kenobi
Stupid: Fired his retro-rockets a little late.
URA Redneck if you've worn something to church having sequins on it.
Fisherman's hell: Beer......Bait.....take one.
Bad News Travels Fast. Good News Takes the Scenic Route.
Go ahead, speak your mind. The silence will be golden!
Socks: I had to waste one of my nine lives on this family! <sigh...>
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.
Why don't psychic hotlines call you?
Clinton: 60's Flower Child/90's Blooming Idiot.
Cow Miscarrys, now is Decaffinated!
Flash!! Energizer Bunny force fed Kaopectate, finally stops going...
I'll be looking forward to your report, Mr. Broccoli - Picard
"Bother," worried Pooh, as the *Tagline Addict* deleted another dupe.
Simon says, "Go snow!"
Flying is the art of throwing yourself at the ground... and missing!
Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a
Unable To Close LEVI.ZIP - Abort, Retry Or Diet?
Hillary Clinton in an apron is like Michael Dukakis in a tank.
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer.
Menu: (L)eech files (C)omplain to Sysop (D)rop Carrier.
HELL HAS FROZEN OVER!!! (It snowed at school today.)
"Bother," said Pooh, as he descended down to Shayol Ghul.
When your chocolate bar melts in the fridge... You're in Texas!
Hampster brained and proud of it!
Def: Thesaurus: Ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary
In which level of metalanguage are you now speaking?
I don't deal well with Humidity or Humility.
A message from the depths of Hell!
When in danger or in doubt, run in circles scream & shout
Sorry, no Tagline. Check back next week
GI: Singing Xmas carols. BI: Singing Xmas carols on 4th of July.
Fathers are NOT visitors -- visitation is for prisoners.
NAGLINE "Put on a sweater before you catch a cold."
Few executive women volunteer to financially support a househusband!
Since she won't live forever, why give her a diamond?
"Bother" said Pooh as they closed the casket on him
A production of the digitally insane.
My cow aborted, now she is decalfinated.
Hepaticocholecystostcholecystenterostomy
Bear Whiz Beer : It's in the water thats why is's yellow!
WORK HARDER!... Millions on welfare depend on YOU!!!
Pets are the soul of the household.
OXYMORON : Fresh exhaust
Check for toilet paper BEFORE sitting down.
Didn't the sysop say he was installing a new modem*&^%$#@#!NO CARRIER.
I distinctly remember forgetting that.
Blond Mating Call: Oh, I'm so drunk [giggle]!!
When You make a mistake, lie about it.
If they don't like ARJ, they can eat Z..!
Cat philosophy: I think, therefore give me tuna.
Fibroblast: Health food binge.
Yeah, but what does Habs stand for? Have Another Beer Stupid?
World's first parallel processed human being.
An atheist has no invisible means of support.
"Do you need me? Fine. Computer, end HoloDoc program."--HoloDoc
DAISY CHAIN.....A type of jewelry
Nietzche is pietzche, but Sartre is smartre.
then i want you to throw me away
Throw a tak on the road, stop the Meat Plow.
Is a language without GOTOs Wirthless?
It's not easy having an overbearing parent! - Troi
I'm hangin' ten on a major shreddin' primo sound wave!
Now which disk did I put that backup on?
I'm lip-smackin' good!
Must go, the cat's stuck in the printer again....
"I'm gonna eat you, little fishy!" Cat
"Bother," said Pooh as he had Fluffosuction.
"Not a problem."--Parker Lewis
Cold Fire : Fire Elemental in an Icy Prison.
URA Redneck if you go to a family reunion looking for a date.
URA Redneck if a velvet painting is promently displayed in your house.
Bad day: When your twin sister forgets your birthday.
"Bother," said Pooh as wolf pack caught his scent
Airport HotDogs $4.00, Flight Insurance $0.75, go figure.
Ever wonder what oop Fortrash would look like?
"What's the point spread on WWIII?" - R. Reagan
She laments,...her husband goes this morning a-birding.
"I see you shiver with antici... ...pation!"
Democratic National Convention, Clinton nomination: Accord at eve.
Take a minute to beat your Sysop.
"I thought I'd joined the X-Men... not the Brady Bunch!"
Hmm.. nice floppies.
Cause of crash: Inadvertent contact with the ground.
Diplomacy for Kirk is a phaser and a smirk.
Hi. I'll be your tagline today.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...doubling our efforts...
@TO@ - Paranoia Poster child for 1994.
"Facts are stubborn things" - T. Smollett
Christ loves and forgives. Why can't Christians?
"Does that hammer the plot home for you?" - Slappy Squirrel
Vegetarians eat vegetables-beware humanitarians!
Lint trap (core dumped)
Famous Last Words #34: "I lit the emergency candle. Why is it hissing?"
The Tidy Bowl man says..."Blue and yellow make green"
I am Hillary of Borg. Bill is irrelevant.
MOM'S HINT #130: Yes, we're all tired of dinosaurs.
Why are we adding to upload/download time with these things?
APATHY : The secrect to chicks. ƒ
Trees are the number one cause of forest fires.
I came real close to seeing Elvis, but my shovel broke.
I remember me... I think.
Stupidity has no limits, genius does.
Windows Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once.
"We're Animaniacs, and we're zany to the max!"
Rumour: NT means Not Tested
"Bother," said Pooh, as the woodpecker approached his hot-air balloon
This is your Sysop. ┬├┤¡s s ÿou⌠ s╦sop óñ δτugæ.
Why not terraform the Earth, I ask?
Q: What do you call a lawyer with a 75 IQ? A: Your Honor.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be...well, maybe...
"I know! That's why I said it!" - Mark Baum
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
Sign here: X_______________________________________
They'll release Windows 95 when 3.1 finishes loading.
There used to be a Tagline here, but it got a job and moved.
rest in doing what you please.
This is not my beautiful off-line mail reader!
"You've made your decision. Let's see you enforce it." - The Crow
Felicity: A town inhabited by happy cats.
I installed a sky-light. Folks above me are mad.
MOM'S HINT #336: Don't hold up other people's children as role models.
Function call to load Windows: here_piggy_piggy_piggy_piggy
Dog Gaskets: The black stuff that collects around an elderly dog's butt.
Cats, like butterflies, need no excuse.
Chutzpah: Does your BBS take collect calls?
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet whipped him with the riding crop.
I hate daddy's GUTS! Shut up and eat what's on your plate
Honestly, I thought that an Airedale could fly.
Ugly fellas get the girl!
I'm not giving him a penalty for fighting! You didn't fight back!
Nobody likes a crooked lawyer until they need one.
I never used to be able to finish anything, but now I
I don't think we're going to make it. - Riker
Lock on to Wesley's signal. Maximum dispersion.
It's true, forgiveness IS easier to get than permission
"Facts, though interesting, are in my opinion irrelevant." - The Borg.
Def: IBM: Computers for those too tense to relax!
Error 77: Blonde on keyboard gets 8 more.
No condo, no MBA, no BMW, no LSD or PCP. Bummer.
This tagline stolen by Off-Line Xpress!
URA Redneck if you've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
Bother! said Pooh, as Winn started foaming at the mouth.
Twinkies do not have a half-life;they just keep going and going.
MOM'S HINT #228: Teach them to read maps.
Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.
URA Redneck if you're family tree doesn't fork.
The world is full of cactus, but we don't have to sit on it
"Perhaps God has some wisdom after all..." - Sergeant Hook
Stolen in the days before taglines....
Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck! [POP!] Oooooooh, a wise guy!
I fell off the wagon...Bulletin Boarders Anonymous.
Ferrets: the Chaos theory given fur, claws, and a slight odor...
"What do they FEED you X-Men, anyway??"
Sure I can multi-task. I have three computers!
Been there and did WHAT?
The nonsensical ravings of a lunatic mind.
Open doors we find our way; we look, we see, we smile.
Athiest: someone who doesn't care if BYU or SMU wins the
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Bookies are rarely found inside the library.
Confucius say: Keeping it in family sure sound incestuous.
Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Exploration Team: 1999-1955
Second star to the right & straight on till morning...
Common BBS talk: FUWOTD; Fed up with off-topic discussion
Programmers get overlaid!
Annoy @N@: Remind him that the US isn't a Christian country!
"I doubt it." - Yakko
Our future is always uncertain our end is always too near
Good grief, it's @TIME@ ! I gotta get a life
CONNECT 3.23/DRQ/MNP
DBasers do it in fields.
Wakko packs away the snacks, while Bill Clinton plays the sax...
Let's go to @FN@'s house and check him into the boards. huh huh huh
Easy as pie, no fuss, no muss, no crust....
The GOP has a Contract With America. Clinton has one ON America.
Israel may be a promise but not to the civilized world.
Shoplifters with the runs take Clepto Bismol
Now you're assimilating with POWER! -- Nintendo of Borg
Give children toys that are powered by their imagination, not batteries.
"Akiata yo fa!" - Logray
Disarm today - dat arm tomorrow!
The Borg: A liberal government in the 25th century.
When in doubt, do what the President does, guess.
Put all your begs in one ask-it...
CONGRATULATIONS! You may already be a whiner!
Standing On The Shoulders Of Giants Leaves Me Cold
Wanna read my bootleg Star Wars III script, "Fall of the Republic"?
Uncle Owen...this R2 unit has a bad motivator...
Learning makes people fit company for themselves.
Sorry, gotta go. My regeneration is starting.
Oh, hell! My mood ring just exploded!
URA Redneck if you were holding a beer in your wedding picture.
8===O*O===8 X-Wing attack! 8===O*O===8
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere else
Def: Rotisserie: A Ferris wheel for chickens.
I have some great news. You just digested the bad guy.
Unable to locate $C0FFEE -- illegal address error
Why don't you take out a loan and buy a CLUE??!!??
CLINTON: [C]aught [L]ying [I]n [N]ine [T]imes [O]uta [N]ine
You are fully functional, aren't you? Yar.
Real SysOps eyes are always red. Clear eyes indicate you aren't working
Paradox - 2 things ya tie yer boat to
A man is only as young as the woman he feels!
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No man can serve two masters - Matthew 6:24
URA Redneck if you shop for groceries at a gas station.
SAPFU -- Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups
There doesn't seem to be a Klingon word for jolly - Troi
Thanks for the noise filt............ NO CARRIER
He is almost a statesman. He lies well.
Please just ignore this tagline, OK?
"Blowing Away" ─ by Ima Blonde
OXYMORON : Air traffic control
All extremists should be taken out and shot.
Buried the cat. Took an hour. Damn thing kept fighting.
Telix is for kids
A*C, who said A*C?
There's always room for filth!
Uh oh. Your zip file is open!
Real SysOps spend long distance $$$ to find new programs to put online.
URA Redneck if you think Slim Fast is Reba McEntire's drummer.
Trickle down is what a dog does to a fire hydrant.
The Clinton Comedy Hour, starring the "Not Ready for Reality Players."
Never argue with a Woman, Moderator or Mule. It's useless!
Oxymoron: silent testimony
You will be surprised by a loud noise.
Jeffrey Dahmer: "A mind is a terrible thing to taste!!"
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he got two Dot Warner POGs in the same pack.
Windows NT: Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty.
"That was perfect!" -- Ed Wood
Monkey in blender = Rhesus Pieces
"Do you need me? Fine. Computer, end EMH program."--HoloDoc
Rocks: The original unfinished furniture!
"Hellooo, Princesses of Props Nurses!" - Yakko/Wakko
FOA - Ferret Owners Anoymous
The fear of isolation can make a person choose not to make art.
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation
Don't look up here keep a firm grip on your Private Parts
"You were right about me." - Anakin Skywalker
Don't trust this phone line: it carries lies.
A man's house is his hassle.
"Sliver" Xpress ..... the movie!
I have found insanity to be an aid in writing taglines.
The moving cat sheds, and having shed, moves on.
Air bags... Inflation we can live with!
Never EVER volunteer to give up your personal firearms.
1912 - U.S. Income tax enacted to tax wealthiest 5%.
Bother! said Pooh, as Superman died of kryptonite poisoning.
Smile! It gives your face something to do!!
'Christopher Robbins was a twit.' --Pooh.
Problems and Insight rarely appear together!
Make friends ith sysops; page at 3 AM.
Real programmers don't write tirades.
My life may be strange, but at least it's not boring.
"Don't underestimate the force" - Darth Vader
I'm innocent... My lawyer made me do it!!!!
It isn't really mine 'til I've modified it
I used to read books. Now I read .QWK packets.
"It's about 90% strength and 40% technique." Walker, Wrist-Wrest Champ
A mind is a terrible thing to... I forget...
I wish I could step on this program's bug.
That's Why God Invented Grenade Launchers!
OXYMORON : Thunderous silence
Deja Dude: The feeling you've been to California before.
<CRUNCH> Ohhh, Barney's eating the kids again!!!
Clinton: "Well, how're we gonna pull the wool over their eyes today?"
And he gave me not just the name - but what it names.
The newest books are those that never grow old.
Excuse me as I slash my wrists with a sharp razor blade.
Sorry, this tagline is in use by another node
Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sniffed another tube of glue.
"Lather." Wakko "Rinse." Dot "Repeat." Yakko
If that's all it's for, then why is there a wall around it?
The problem with reality is, there is no background music.
What thunder, there's not even any cloud#@#$*%@ NO CARRIER
Shh! Be bewy bewy quiet; I'm hunting tagwines! Heh, heh!
MOM'S HINT #019: Smile when your mother-in-law gives you advice.
Life is full of little surprises - Pandora
It is bad luck to be superstitious.
The author of this tagline eats baked beans and peppers!
Mie Croc Sauf The, Bord Lande, Lotte Us, etc...
Conservative Minds never rest! Prepare to shift fire onto Liberal Medi
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found the smack contained talc.
I shot the Moderator. I AM the Sysop, didn't shoot myself.
Best you take my advice...before the cat eats it.
Many are educated...few are learned...
Lawyers do it to anyone they can!
"How to Boil Water, in 500 easy steps" by Chuck Forsberg.
"In the Arctic Ocean" ─ by Isa Berg
Real SysOps avoid 'Chat Mode' as often as possible.
Adam's Rib: The original bone of contention.
Excrement occurs.
Mouse failure. Click [OK] to continue.
A quart low.
Bar-B-Coup: When a relative commandeers the outdoor grill.
Organ donor? No WAY I'm giving up my Wurlitzer!
A1.11+Gifs!
URA Redneck if you have brothers named Bubba or Junior.
Vampires do it all night long!
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore!
"I will offer middle-income tax cuts" - Bill Clinton.
If you want it done right, don't write it for Windows.
Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
Why does my Crystal Ball clear up AFTER the checkered flag waves?
Mulder: I arranged to have the body exhumed.
I can see more on my knees than on my tiptoes
BlueWave mail door not found. Delete sysop? (Y/n)
Mafia means "beauty,excellence,bravery"in Italian
"Johnny, do you like gladiator movies?"
Hey! I wanted The Stanley Cup!
Prefer freedom to certainty.
"Listen, have you seen the dolphins yet?" -Geordi
In the echo, the mighty echo, the Moderator screams tonight...
RoboMail: Scrambles your hard drive better than WIPEDISK.
Gentlemen, I kid you not! -Queeg
Sir Lancelot, you have chain mail in Knight's Conf
"The `Poor Cat in the Rain' look. It never fails." - Rita
Never insult someone you can't outrun.
- FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line.
Disc write error, please drop dead. ..
Windows 3.0 - The best $89 solitaire game you can buy.
"Don't blame me, I'm having a blonde moment."
------ BROKEN TAGLINE -------
I'd love to help you out. Which way did you come in? -Groucho Marx
Maas Bioware - Can't get it out of your head.
This tag has been stolen 1 time(s).
Why isn't palindrome spelled palindromeemordnilap?
"Bother!" said Pooh as Christopher Robin pleaded to be spanked again.
In a bad mood? Clog the sink!
Hey, what's this ALT-227 thing for?π I dunno
Can't live on starlight alone; that's why we need cats!
A BANDAID!? Damn it Jim,I'm a doctor,not a-oh, never mind
Software independent: Crashes with all software.
URA Redneck if you skipped school in the 8th grade to vote.
The Counselor and I will be indisposed today. - Riker
"Vampires are creatures eclipsed by their own darkness." -- Juliedi
Voting for Clinton = buying a round trip on the Titanic.
Life is like... an analogy! Yeah! That's the ticket!
MushMail: The QWiK and MeSSy Mail reader.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Kazons discovered hair mousse.
Silly programmer! Turbo's for kidz!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)ell it?
Many foxes grow gray, but few grow good.
TV Truth: In a soap, everything happens to the same 20 people.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Cthulhu emerged from the darkness...
There is no joy in Mudville: mighty Casey has struck out.
Due to a mixup in urology, no apple juice will be served.
MOM'S HINT #302: Have a snowball fight.
Gardeners do it in bed.
Where we operate at a 90° angle to reality
Not as good as I once was, as good once as I ever was.
That was a pointing device? My cat thought it was dinner.
C:\ONGRTLNS.W95
Beercan Located. Operator Loaded.
If turning it on doesn't help, plug it in.
Oxymoron: Friendly SysOp.
I am Gilligan of Borg. Escape from the island is futile.
Why don't people take my offline reader seriously?
"Everything is fodder." -=- Megatron
Sick... you havent met my mother
Dahmer meals: Sauerkraut & His Sausage; Ham and Ben Soup
Why use a big, long word when a diminutive one will do ?
Always take aim at the Tidy Bowl man.
I'm like a TSR. I get loaded before I work..
Standards? What standards? Whose standards?
Cow's breath attracts mosquitoes and tsetse flies!
Hell hath no fury like a queen without a hairdryer.
If silence is golden, not many people are hoarding it.
Sigmund's wife wore Freudian slips.
"Ain't nothin' changed except the guys that give the orders." Cop, "V"
File not found. Look behind refrigerator? (Y/n)
Joseph Stalin's grave was a Communist plot.
"Bother," said Pooh as Worf growled.
"Veni Vidi VCR": I came. I saw. I taped.
~~~+++~~~ATH0 Take that!
Sysop not found: (C)avort (W)reck havoc (P)lunder
Radar? For a Dragon? Why?
Don't we even get a few practice semesters? -- Calvin
It's not my Fault! Taglines have a mind of thier own!
"Bad dates..." -- Sallah
Puns... Ammunition?
- » Time is forever -- a diamond is only temporary « -
Things I miss: Beating up the kid down the street
Join the army, meet interesting people, kill them.
Why don't you cover those things? - Tom on girls boobs
The difference between a virus and Windows? Viruses work!
Klingons do NOT sweat! They perspire with honor!
"If I kill him, it would start a war." - Garibaldi
Mating call of the Redneck? "Honey, you awake?"
I gotta go - I'm expecting another call from you any minute. -SLR
"Actually, I am a lab mouse on stilts."
Don't need a 386 to run
Oxymoron: true confessions
Let's see the instant replay on that! - H. Cossell
"Bother!" said Pooh and deleted his entire message base.
The family that computes together needs a network.
Captain! I sense millions of minds...staring at my cleavage! - Troi
Feline of Borg: You will be assimilated, but rub my tummy
Docking Starships involves Berth control - M.Scott
I hope I'm that frail when I am 202 years old. ■ Picard
Morfy's law - Enythink thit ken go rong willl.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Fire & Ice game of "PASS OUT," anyone? {EG}
DIVORCE = system("echo y | erase \wife\*.*" )
Blarney: official birthstone of the Taglines echo
Boss, today I got in on time, to make up for being out yesterday.
"...then again, all good things must come to an end." - Q
Def: Tact: a mutual agreement to be full of s**t!
No Bill, it's not an XT. We're just testing Windows NT
IF TREE = FALL AND PEOPLE = ZERO THEN SOUND = 0
URA Redneck if your baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers".
I've found the perfect solution for cat odors. A gun.
If you can't make it good, big, or fast forget it.
Does it really matter what cola I drink?
Stolen Taglines - 'R - Us.
It's not line noise...it's ALIEN INVADERS!
All a Borg!!!!!!
Will someone please bind and gag the Moderator!
Oxymoron: Press Release.
Redneck: 7 cars in the front yard, you ride your horse to work.
Speed kills! Switch to Windows ...
Life fast, love well, and have a glorious end.
Forget Snapple, but keep up on what Rush is preaching to
Don't just do something, stand there.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Crash resistant tagline >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
"I've never seen a puppet with hooters like that!" - Butt-Head
"This is a really strange place to find a Jedi Master." - Luke
"Hey! Knock it off!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reloaded his AK-47.
Solve the problems and save you worries!
Chessplayers do it knightly!
Chocolate moose: 1 medium size moose, 20 pounds chocolate.
See the U-ka-raine from a cattle train!
Sane? Hell, if I was sane why would I be here?
Oxymoron: A good politician.
Bad laws are the worst sort of tyranny.
The ultimate mail reader is here!!!!
Are you saying that I should take off your head? - Riker
WindowError:015 Unable to exit windows. Try the door.
Let's see your tagline hunting permit, @TOFIRST@!
I am NT of Borg: You will not be assimilated. Existence is futile.
Redneck: father fully executes the pull my finger trick at dinnertime.
Barium: What you do if CPR fails.
Oh well, half of one, six dozen of the other.
CMOS. CMOS run. CMOS jump. Jump, MOS, jump!
Bother, said Pooh as he slapped on a trauma patch.
Spock, that man is a politician. Set phasers on KILL!!
Doesn't take much to make some people happy
BREAKFAST.COM Halted .... Cereal port not responding!
And all the Borg left was this TI/99-4A.
Some men are discovered; others are found out.
Air Traffic Controllers do it with their tongue.
Resetting my killfile to "*" once again.
If you want it done right, forget Microsoft.
Let me clarify this. Is it random or is it chaotic?
╦╦╦╦╦ LOOKOUTDAMMIT..!!! I'm Beta Testing!! ╦╦╦╦
Bang on the LEFT side of your computer to restart Windows.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's body with Tigger's.
***WARNIG!*** Tagline Theft Alram Acitve
I look upon all the world as my parish. - John Wesley
I saw Elvis. He was sitting between Bigfoot and me on the UFO.
Have you hugged your Sysop today?
"Bozego Narodzenie." - Polish Christmas
Just one more mail packet and I'll come to bed...
While the dead lay in pools of maroon below.
Do televangelists do more than laypeople?
I am an intellectual (I think)
Female prison population is only 6$ of total inmates
URA Redneck if you have an Elvis Jello mold.
Philosophic enjoyment = mutual misunderstanding.
"It's time for another Good Idea/Bad Idea..." (Animaniacs)
That decision is not yours to make, Cadet! - Picard
the three-body problem.
Nah, Kramer is only interested in Canadian football.
Give me patience! RIGHT NOW!
As funny as a slug in the gut.
I'm looking California, and feeling Minnesota!
"Energize...Get that bunny off my bridge!" - Picard
BRAP! BRRRRRRRRRRRRAP! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP!
Friends don't let friends BBS at 2400!
URA Redneck if you have to mow your driveway.
Dahmer meals: Leg O'Sam; Eyescream
I must have some rampion or I will surely die!
If you are too open minded, your brain will fall out.
"Wanna byte my bit?"
Cat philosophy: When in doubt, cop an attitude.
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a download." - Rhett Sysop
"Worf HATES writers! WRITE OR DIE!!"
Heisenberg might have been here.
"How sentimental." -- Magenta
Forsake the foolish and live. - Proverbs 9:6
"As soon as we got married I realized 2 can live as cheaply as 6."
Frogs are smart. They ea Refer#: NONE
"A book, a friend, a song, a glass, a chaste loving lass."
Memo to Florida State Legislators: DO SOMETHING... ANYTHING!
Windoze:The first commercially available virus
Free the Indianapolis 500!
Blue Wave mail door not found. Run Sysop out of town? (Y/n)
Don't worry--be nasty.
Generic Tagline v5: []Flame Moderator []Flame Sysop [X]Flame user.
God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them.
Sleep faster. We need the pillows. ──Yiddish Proverb
To enjoy freedom we have to control ourselves.
Prunes are raisins on steroids.
Oxymoron: For those too dumb to use OXY-5 & OXY-10
The first blonde is the cheapest.
Flymo to the Moon
"Bother," said Pooh as he forked over 20,000 New Yen for a bribe.
Whatever the risk, NO one ever expects to get caught.
CYCLIC REDUNDANCY CHECK; Taking Inventory at a Bike shop
Redneck: not to be confused with the similar `cowboy'.
According to Decartes, Bill Clinton doesn't exist.
Files that cannot be destroyed will be.
URA Redneck if you have a Hefty bag for a car window.
Ahd lahk a crap fer brekfahst puhleeze. -Memphis IHOP
"Are you sure this thing is safe?" - C3PO
Top Secret message - please read, print and eat.
Famous Last Words: Hey you! Dotty Warner!
Def: Hanging: An early Western form of bungee jumping.
A day without sunshine is like night.
Because of BBSing, reading and writing actually pay off!
"Old taglines for New!" er..oops- "NEW TAGLINES FOR OLD!"
Right through the wall!
Did they get you to trade your heros for ghosts?
Man needs difficulties; they are necessary for health.
Firemen DO IT with a lot of heat.
I am the Canardian Guardian!
SCA medieval re-creation & recreation.
What's this RED button for? WAIT! Oh Shi....
I only play with BlueWave on days that end in "y."
Never insult seven men when all you have is a six gun.
Anyone can pee on the floor. Be someone! **** on the ceiling.
"Moderator" is just the network AKA for Cthulu.
Member NAFWD - National Association for Windows Deletion
You can't cut the Canadian ratio. Who'll play special teams?
I LIVED!!! NOW what do I do???
Are you talking to me?
Windows: So intuitive it only needs a Meg of help files.
I've really got to stop replying to taglines...
Please provide evidence for creation, for once.
Q: What do you call six blondes placed ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel.
I never rise above the noise and confusion...
You're the people I warn my children about!
Fate, it saves children, women, and ships called Enterprise -- Riker
Your own qualities will help prevent your advancement in the world.
I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels!
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
"Please stop that or I'll have to hurt you." - Brain
Error opening CLINTON.LIE Cannot recover COUNTRY.USA
Hey fundie! Why can't your mind be as open as your mouth always is.
Tagline Serial No. 10397 -- (C) 1995, All rights reserved.
I think, therefore, I cannot be a Moderator.
Stupid software written by Mortimer S. Nerd
Luxuriantly hand-crafted of only the finest ASCII.
CAUTION: This tagline stops for page breaks.
I'll never forget the 1st time I ran Windows, but I'm trying
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Happiness is a Moderator with a good sense of humor.
Clinton's Cabinet: Health & Human Resources, Magic Johnson.
This is pretty exciting for a Thursday!!
Cry Havoc! And let slip the taglines of war... W. Tagspeare
Nothing like a grenade to ruin a party...
AD&D Lesson #343 - To avoid damage, use henchmen as ablative armor.
Tip of the hat to our beloved Moderator.
AND, it frees my palm to do other things!
End Deficit Spending: Fire Congress & Start Over.
Tagline theft really burns my ASCII...
Melts in your mind, not in your mouth.
I've upped my standards, now up yours!
Earthquakes are Earth's way of saying, WAKE UP !!!!!!!!!!
Clinton Virus - Causes Windoze to actually work as intended...
Remember: 'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser
Pssst! Did the Leif Petterssen assassination go off as planned?
"Bother!" said Pooh as the French Nuclear Testing blew his head off.
Drive Offensively! - American AutoDuel Association
Welcome to Texas...now GIT!
I thought Pearl Harbor was a girl!
A wagging tail tells no lies.
Excuse me, but can anyone tell me what's going on here?
Many Myths are based on truth. Spock, stardate 5832.3.
Finance majors do it with interest.
Cats like to sit on what you are reading at the time.
The beatings will continue until the Taglines improve.
Conservative: A person unclear on any concept.
Ever find yourself reading taglines and skipping messages?
"Cats" - by Ann Gora
Income is a small matter to me - especially after taxes
Oxymoron: authentic replica
Borg of Istanbul, Constantinople is irrelevant
Anglers do it with worms.
You can't teach people to be lazy. Either they have it or they don't.
Borg Do It Collectively.
Hardware hackers DO IT over a wide temperature range.
Judges use the law the way a hillbilly uses a corncob.
Bother! said Pooh, as he he twit filtered his moderator.
"I've got sand in my food", said Tom grittily.
This tagline stolen by me, or was it you?
Snail's pace: .00758 mph
Deja Pew: The feeling that you've smelled that person before.
People who live in glass houses, don't need WINDOWS!
Famous Last Words #60: "Well, would you like to try?"
For the millionth time; Don't Exaggerate!
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOOO CHOOOO!
"Get the magic wand!" "Right-O!"
What? Isn't 40 sqillion taglines enough for you? Greedy greedy!
Clinton - He came...He saw...He took it all!!
I'M THE MAN! I'M THE MAN! I'M SO BAD I'M IN DETENTION!
Press any key.. HEY! NOT THAT ONE! NO!!!!! <(*êNO CARRIER
Situation normal. Panic accordingly.
In a bad mood? Put ink in the White-Out bottle!
Is a PC a symbol of Immaculate Contraption?
Must get Moose and Squirrel!
Make like MacArthur and fade away.
We NEVER grow up, we just get older, and older, and ...
I never knew lasers could be printed.
Def: Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors.
Swiped it anyway, and NOTHING happ^$@$^- NO CARRIER
decaffienated coffee table; You can't even see a difference.
"Bother," said Pooh as he found that he had gonnarhea.
A lot has changed in the last 300 years. - Picard
Friends: people who know you but like you anyway.
Oh yea, well my daddy....
Spare yourself many hard falls - don't get on the ice with an NHLer!
God made women. Men evolved from monkeys.
Cloning is the sencerest form of flattery...
Eat your words, Riker. :-) Your ship crashed with you in command.
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
"There is power in their madness..." -- Shamish, Ventrue
If it wasn't for our lungs there wouldn't room for smog.
Gary must be home. The modem is still warm.
Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror,
The Moderator has a longer attention span than my tagline file.
Join D.A.M. - Mothers Against Dyslexia
White House taken over by 60s rejects...film at 11.
Clear as mud
He who dies with the most software WINS!
Warning! I Steal Taglines! (This one for example)
Deep Space Nine: The Third Coming of Star Trek!
Is that a modem in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?!?
He's a SOB -- but at least he's *our* SOB.
Japanese say Americans are lazy? HAH! At least we cook OUR fish.
Russian diarrhea : The Trotskys
186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW.
Why is it that no matter where you are, you're here?
Life has a great deal up its sleeve.
Do unto moderators as they have done unto you!
Moderation in all things should be practiced sparingly.
a manager who codes, and a user who gets ideas.
It's a man's world...........Okay Honey?????
That does it. I'm introducing you to my mother. Troi
Did I miss the point? -Data
Any further questions, class?
Plugging it in generates compiler errors.
Yo momma got two wooden legs and one is one backward.
Oxymoron: Honest Lawyer.
I'm clinging to sanity by a thread. Hand me those scissors. -SLR
Conservative: The mix of megalomania and stupidity.
Read a cold, Write a fever
If talk to God=prayer, why does hear from God=schizo?
Some people fish in the Sea of Life without bait.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, "Beavis and Butthead are roasting
But ya are, Blanche, ya are! <Bette Davis>
Slaads are schmucks.
Steel wool is harvested from sheep on a high iron diet.
a mulatto an albino a mosquito my libido yay yay
"The Visitors' Supreme Commander, @FN@, is here to make a statement."
Windows: World's fastest spreading virus.
"I never get to get it!!" - Wakko Warner
A pile for everything and everything in its pile.
"A flop is a place to sleep." Keeler
!retupmoc siht edisni deppart ma I !pleH
"Here, Fun-Boy!" - The Crow
Clowdyer n -s [prob. var. of clutter]:a group of cats
"Men die and worms eat them - but not for love" Shake
Filmed in Shadorama! Keep Circulating the Tapes!
Clinton - the lowest common denominator of liberal special interests.
I inherited curiosity from my cat. Why do you ask?
The cat seldom interferes with other people's rights.
BorgDOS 189.27: Assimilate another? (Y/n)
BBS = Busted Broke SysOp. Now you know what it *REALLY* means!
Bach had 20 children because his organ had no stops!
Why read it when you can print it?
Manifest: Why lift the hood?
CAT! GET AWAY from the monitor! Geezzzz!
If there is an opinion, facts will be found to support it
"It's a running gag." - Dot
Let's win this one and go home. - George A. Custer
Bigamist = Italian fog
"Good evening. I'm..... in love!" - Hercule Yakko
"Bother," said Pooh, as he drove the Ka-Bar home again.
What, me dead?
What tagline I commit, I dedicate to you. -- Tagspeare
"You said your finger was a gun!!!"
Speed Kills - Use Windoze
Have I found God? What, did you lose him AGAIN?
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he twitted his moderator.
"When did you realize?" -- Kira
Not all men are fools. Some use Windows
From the Committee to Use Politicians as Lab Animals.
Bimblaze: Result of bimbo trying to cook.
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
Seventy-five cents off the lemon?
Anachronists do it knightly.
"Bother", said Pooh, and reinstalled @VER@.
Do dogs mistake you for a friend or a fire hydrant?
New restaurant on the moon : cool, but no atmosphere...
Mathmaticians do it an uncountable number of times.
People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals. L. Long
Now there's a Moderator with an itchy twitfinger.
"WARP 3 Scottie, and close those damn Windows."
TOP SECURITY CLEARANCE REQUIRED. BURN BEFORE READING.
Got Windows? Take OS/2 and call me in the morning..
We're on the train to Bangkok aboard the Thailand Express
First rule of Appliance Repair: Save all the parts...
"Is someone stuck in the drum?" - Yakko
My cat thinks it's a dog ... it goes MEARF MEARF.
I am the editor that leaves you on the editing floor.
It's inherited. My son-in-law was a SysOP, too.
OXYMORON : Civil war
Hey sailor! Hey sailor!
URA Redneck if Hillary Clinton is the prettiest woman you've ever seen.
"Oh I get it, it's a whole Star Trek gag thingy..." - Dot
I folded the 5¼" disk to fit the 3½" drive.
"There's Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics!"
"Bother," said Pooh as he ordered Mr. Worff to fire all phasers.
To be or not to be. What an idotic question!!
All aboard! - Mikey
It's always darkest before you step on the cat.
Why is your index finger the same size as your nostrils?.
And this, Wesley, is an airlock. Care to step in?
Taglines are like cats. You just think that they're yours
When subtlety fails us, we must resort to cream pies.
Why do they use alcohol preps when giving the lethal injection?
My God! It's full of stars!
This is not a court of law. - Duncan MacLeod
Call it a hunch. -- Quasimodo
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're silly.
Oxymoron: major general
The slowest checker is always at the quick check-out lane.
Clinton, I didn't say that - er, well - yes, but I didn't know then.
"Don't give away the homeworld." - Babylon 5
"Did you miss us?" - Dot Warner
AD&D Famous Last Words: One skeleton? No problem...
9 out of 10 LAPD endose the use of the KLUB!
Its my tagline! I stole it first.
DATSUN: Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips
I am Flatulus of Borg. Prepare to be asphyxiated.
Compile, run, curse. Recompile, rerun, recurse.
How can I prove I'm not crazy to people who are?
...Every morning is the dawn of a new error...
The older we get,the more like ourselves we become
Money buys the dog. Love wags its tail.
I have a dream....90756435463 bytes free on drive C:
Two signs in a gas station window: Help wanted, Self service. - s.w.
Why do you read taglines?
Dyslexia rules KO.
Clinton Math: Don't worry counting it. We'll take it all for you.
Remember the Spanish Inquisition? Want to relive it?
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he played with the Cynobite's puzzle box.
If you want it done right do it yourself!
"Go back, or thou wilt most certainly die!" - Q
Real SysOps have all important programs PATHed.
I have a really bad feeling about this...
It's good to see you! It means you're not behind my back.
If you can't dress weird, why dress at all?
Why can't I find the woman of my dreams when I'm awake?
In your Chaos bonnet, with eldritch things upon it...
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Jem'Hadar beat him senseless.
Been through Hell?? and what did you bring me??
We just screwed all these people. - Hillary Clinton
£æwÿërs, ì sûppösë, wêrè ¢híldrèñ öⁿ¢è.
Watch your attitude buddy. I'll sic the Moderator on you.
Oxymoron: Live television.
As a matter of fact, no, I don't have a life.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he declared his horse a Senator.
Just when you thought it was over you were right.
Redneck INTERNET ADDRESS: Third dirt road, hang a left...
Oxymoron: federal assistance
Dogs are cat exercise machines.
"Jeez, you start havin' fun, they send in the lawyers!"t
Save the American family: Nuke Hillary!
Holy cow! This IS my cat!
Emoticon: +:-) Smiley priest
"I remember doing the time-warp..."
Clinton's Navy gives new meaning to, "going to the head!"
Bored dogs are subject to episodic cat mirages.
When all else fails lower your standards !
My cat is the Thief of Hearts.
Dawn is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
C:>COFFEE.CUP missing SysOp Halted
A job is nice but it interferes with my life.
Yo momma so dark if she cut herself who wouldn't bleed she would smoke!
Have you flogged your crew today?
Semiconductor: A part-time orchestra leader.
Press "+" to see another tagline.
Just for the record, you spelled something wrong!
Now Eating: Cream Cheese, green olives on bagel.
Thanks, but my mom got it right the first time
We the People may institute a new government if required.
"Go away." - Wakko Warner
DOOM ][: Ammo! Ammo! I NEED more ammo here now damn it!
If you call me insane again, I'll eat your other eye.
I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily.
May the wind at your back not be your own.
Carpenters hammer it harder.
Some of my best friends are taglines!
Oxymoron: Second Initiatives.
There is no atheists in any foxholes.
"GREAT CEASARS GHOST!!"- Perry White, Daily Planet
Jeremy Mullins's cat? Sorry, I haven't seen it.
"There's that fate thing again." - Rita
I'm from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms. Where's the matches?
"The truth is out there, but so are lies." -- Dana Scully
Nominating Data for Moderator, he has an off button.
The field of probability is too important to be left to c
After much thought Picard assumes the bowling ball phase.
"Guide To Mixology" ─ by Bart Ender
(1) Ignore (2) Retry (3) Abort (4) MeltDown?
If donuts are brain food, will I get a hole in the head?
Hilter was a !C
No temptations can ever be measured by the values of its object.
No obligation! No salesman will call!
OXYMORON : Rush hour
Don't tease the Sysop. He's nuclear capable.
It's a dog-eat-dog world and I'm wearing MilkBone shorts
"Are you Kodos?" Kirk to Kardian
Nevermind the dog...BEWARE of OWNER!
Spotted owl tastes just like chicken! Yum!
Cat of Borg: I think I'll assimilate ... myself!
I guess it's what happens when you have multiple Moderators.
"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned." Congreve
I LOVE you babe, but her FLESH got in the way!!
Ham radio operators do it till their GigaHertz
I'm going insane and I'm taking you with me.
I found a happy medium, so I annoyed her.
The Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this lousy
I'm not bitter, just married!
"I see now how you've risen through the ranks so quickly." -Diana, "V"
Sleep is a poor substitute for caffeine.
C:\DAMSEL.EXE crosslinked w/DISTRESS.COM--RESCUE?(y/n) --
MS-DOS didn't get as bad as it is overnight--it took
Terminator--The few, the proud, the machines.
Earl Grey...no. Make that a lemonade. Cold. -- Picard
There are years that ask questions & years that answer.<Hurston>
O'Brian's Law: Murphy was an optimist...
I'm kinda partial to this one. Whaddaya think?
In case of emergency, drop to DOS and do it right.
feminizm -- the stop sign on the superinformation highway.
I married a nun; nun in the morning; nun at night.
Fairy Tale, n.: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.
Programmers don't get sniffles, they get a CODE.
No, you can't use the pho........ NO CARRIER
An X-spurt is a has been drip under pressure.
Clones are people two!
It's better the world wonder why you *AREN'T* President.
DEFINE Guts --> Putting the name "SYSOP" in your twit fil
Why settle for Windows when you can get the whole house with OS/2?
The heart is dyed with the color of its thoughts.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
I M a tru beleever in hour edukashun sistum.
SCULPTING THE GODS OF GREECE AND ROME by Jove
No one knows how much a cat means to the owner - except the Cat.
Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
moral fiber and am therefore excused from saving universes.
"We need a 10-gauge needle", Tom hypothesized.
To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill. - Sun Tzu
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Confucius say: He who eat cookies in bed, will wake up feeling crumby.
According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
Very good, Einstein, but next time show your work.
dOES aNYONE kNOW wHAT a 'cAPS lOCK' iS fOR?
Why experiment on animals with so many lawyers out there?
I'll buy you a funeral plot, if you'll move right in.
"Oh, Dr. Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News is here to see you."
Let's not make the same mistake once. - Jean-Luc Picard
Confirm me if I'm wrong !
This tagline was blank before you looked at it.
Projector broken - no film at 11
This is your tagline on dru£ñ╞¥╟╝ºÜ▐Φ╔Ñ«╜Ѫ⌠
Lie: I've never betrayed a confidence.
GI: Going skiing in winter. BI: Going skiing in summer.
Every dogma has its day; until some karma runs over it.
Is "Floppy" one of the seven dwarfs?
"Because I don't want my forehead to rust! "
Civilization is a movement, it is a voyage not a harbor.
Hark! What mail from yonder modem breaks?
I seem to be having problems with my lifestyle.
#define OFF ON
I never watched a baseball game I didn't like.
I deleted my taglines files but they keep coming back to haunt me.
...Pausing to empty tagline buffer...
Ford: Flip Over Read Directions
"Traveling Insects" ─ by Bugs Oliver Windshield
Blood is thicker than water, and much more tastier.
Error: this virus requires MS-Windows95. Install? (Y/n)
URA Redneck if you cut your toenails in front of company
"Bother," said Pooh as he led an attack against the Cylon command ship.
Dog for sale: Eats anything - Is fond of children!
+++ (A)bort, (F)ail, (C)reate a holographic image in plasma memory? +++
I left my Taglines on my 486.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Cakes and wine means RC Cola and Moonpies.
Some taglines are better than the messages that contain them.
TV Truth: Haunted houses are never locked.
I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee. - Leia
Here, doggie - chase the nice li'l stick of dynamite...
Oxymoron: Safe Politics.
"I'm scared!" - Wakko "I'm spooked!" - Yakko "I'm cute!" - Dot
"Its a Raymond Chandler evening at the end of someone's day."
Hillary Clinton stars in "Plan 9 From Outer Arkansas"
Stupidity is not a handicap... ask a Conservative!
Albatross? What flavor is it?
I'd love to, but I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shook down his classmates for lunch money.
Don't cry for me Argentum!
None but a mule denies his family.
If E=MC^2, why's there always room for Jello?
Don't reply to inappropriate messages, left by SysOp.
There's nothing wrong with Windows a reformat won't fix!
That darn bicycle tried to kill me! -- Calvin
OXYMORON : Self-help groups
Say yur prayers, yuh flea-pickin' varmint!
Bother! said Pooh, as his X-wing exploded.
"This baby's got a few surprises left in her, sweetheart." - Han Solo
How do you get your hair to do that?
"It runs like X, where X is something unsavory" -- Prof. Romas Aleliunas
"It's the perfect size, Yakko!" - Dot
Legends don't give zip codes. - LaCroix
The Clinton Administration--Taxation Without Hesitation.
this is your NYUK!NYUK!NYUK! Captain speaking WOO!WOO!WOO
Why C++ and not ++C?
"It's astounding. Time is fleeting. Madness takes its toll."
URA Redneck if you're overjoyed when you wake up and the bed isn't wet.
Sometimes you have to choose love over happiness !
Humor always plays very close to the hot fire of truth.
Become a programmer and never see the world!!
Some days the only good thing on TV is the sleeping cat.
DOC's??? Oh, you mean the stuff you wipe up coffee with?
A little greed can get you lots of stuff
I hear the president is naming you Secretary of the Inferior.
My computer's jealous. It's starting to smoke, too.
I almost stole another tagline! I'm so ashamed!
You can't drown, you fool... you're immortal! - Ramirez
Spock, is that an 11.5" Sulu doll?
"That's no tagline! It's Odo!"
Forest fires prevent bears.
I am OS/2 of Borg. DOS will be assimilated.
God dislikes money -- look who he gives it to.
In Case Of Fire, Rescue Taglines.
IF WINDOWS$ = Useful THEN HELL$ < 32 F.
For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; (Rom 3:23)
Don't you hate these stupid tag lines?
All Hail Sasha and Kesa, the Blue Cats!
Support your local Sysop
Remember What I Told You To Forget?
Gort: Klaatu Borada Nikto.. if you feel like it.
Oxymoron: mild interest
Q: What do you call twelve blondes in a circle? A: A Dope Ring.
There's no more valour in you than in a wild tagline! -- Tagspeare
Aretha Franklin of Borg: R E S P E C T is irrelevant.
CanaDOS: Yer sure, eh? (B)eauty! (N)o way! (T)ake off!
Can I yell "pork" in a crowded synagogue??
"Hey Butt-Head, this guy has the same last name as you." - Beavis
Press any key...NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT ONE!!!!!!
"Bother," said Pooh, as the plane jettisoned both wings
Don't get creative here--standards are good for you.
WINDEX.BAT 3.1: @echo off echo Y |Killtree C:\Windows
$HOME = /dev/null.
Puns are bad, but poetry is verse.
May cause excitability, especially in children.
E)asily D)eleted, L)ousy, I)ncompitent N)uisance.
That's not a tagline, that's Yakko Warner carrying on again!
Bush-"Read my lips" .. Reagan-"Read Nancy's"
Please Mr. Sysop... I want some more...
Overheard at the White House: "What country is Waco in, Hillary?"
Stupidity isn't fatal--but it should be.
Worf! Fire at will. <And Riker dematerializes>
Why don't they make a 50 pound bag of M&M's?
"Sorry, pal, you can't come in here with a tie."
"Does this mean that Beavis'll hafta shave his butt?" - Butt-Head
Real SysOps turn off their monitor as often as possible.
The harder you work, the luckier you get
New Pagan Barbie! (wand, athame, incense, pentacle sold separately.)
If voting actually changed things, they'd make it illegal. -- Biafra
"Sorry... it's the chocolate talking." - Wakko Warner
Along with some of my stolen favorites:
"Bother" said Pooh as his last piece of cereal crawled away
Stupidity is contagious
Oxymoron: three originals
Hackers DO IT without arguments.
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (C)ry
Nay, then, come on, and take the chance of anger.
AD&D Quote: "Uh... why has our torch flame turn blue."
Mouse not found: Boot cat? (Y/N)
I ALWAYS use your stinky cat LITTER! LOOK how I LOVE IT!
Hackers DO IT with DDT.
"Lolth be praised; all victory is her doing." -- Drow Proverb
Ignorance is temporary; stupid is forever!
Babies are God's opinion that the world exists
Never argue with a dragon or a sysadmin.
User Logon....300 baud....300 BAUD?!?!.#^#%^NO CARRIER
I will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions. <Hellman>
This is a confidential tagline.
May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...And you said it was pretty here...
Bad Command. Bad, Bad, Command! Sit! Staaaaay..
Using the HUMOR echo: 1) Add MODERATOR to twit filter...
* * * <- Tribbles _ _ _ <- after steamroller passed by.
SWF, blonde bombshell, seeks man now. No SYSOPs.
006. Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
th-th-th-th-That's all, folks!
I am not arguing with you; I am telling you
I am Abom. SnowBorg: We will hug u and squeeze u and name u George.
At last, a tagline of my own....
Freedom of movement and choice produced the human spirit
Who then tells a finer tale than any of us? Silence does.<Dinesen>
Arsonists of the world, ignite!
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
...and in between are the doors.
I got my act together but I forgot where I put it!!
For Sale. Eight puppies from a German Sheppard and an Alaskan Hussy.
My other car is an Edsel.
COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
Some gals like to kiss my face. Is it luck?
I will not snap bras -Bart Simpson
Annoy Clinton: Present him with the facts!
Confucius say: He who pass gas in church must sit in own
Error stealing tagline! Call Technique (604) 598-2141
Always factor alimony into the price of a Computer...
I keep forgetting to carry money. - Picard
I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary says resistance is futile!
Internal stack overflow ... System Halted
You want something to worship? Try your sysadmin.
"In my heart of hearts I *am* a Klingon." - Q to Worf
"Ya can't blame a guy for trying to con--er, make a buck!"-Scheme Gene
Don't turn around! Der Kommissar's in town!
Failure is not in falling down, but in staying down.
BROTHEL : New Zealand sheep mustering yard.
Oxymoron: Harvard-educated
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slapped a fresh clip into the smoking Uzi.
-=( Revolt against awkward/ugly software. )=-
File not found, Fake it? (y/n)
I am Spock of Borg - Fascinating...
Clinton happens.
"Oh could I fly, I'd fly with thee ..."
Okay, I pulled the pin. Now what?... Wait!...Where are you going?
Meanwhile, back at reality. . . - G. Lucas
Hmmmm... what's this red butto╣╗╞║├NO CARRIER
The Bigger the Drive,the more Junk Collected
Only God and a fool are always right.
From Rambo to Reality
BMW: Break My Windows
"Sometimes you frighten me, Pinky." - The Brain
America was not discovered by Americans, shame on them.
URA Redneck if the original color of you carpet is an unsolved mystery.
WARNING! I stole your tagline!!
I got fired from my job as an M&M proof reader, I kept eating the W&W's.
Refrigeration ... That's the answer
Time for culture -- Gone CHOPIN, BACH in a MINUET...
He's a couple of volts below threshold
I am a deeply superficial person.
This tagline is MINE now!
[Always remove hands from keyboard before typing WIN.COM
It is a sin peculiar to people to hate their victims.
Dammit Leela, I'm a Time Lord, not a Trekkie!
"Blue Wavers" are folks who love Blue Wave Offline Mail Products!
"Ace, give me some of that Nitro-9 you're not carrying." - The Doctor
As they say in Beirut, Shiite happens.
Happiness is a growing tagline database.
Oxymoron: Southern Front.
"Make it SOO" - Picard
All stressed out, and no one to choke ...
If she's Snow White, then I must be Grumpy.
Computer missing, notify SysOp!
OXYMORON : Least favorite
Oxymoron: True Sincerity.
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
Why is this tagline different from all other taglines?
Another five word tag line.
Why do the users always pick on us moderators. <Waaah!>
"Nice Tag Line", "Kid you watch too much Television"
Oxymoron: Wealthy Professor.
Experiencing synaptic difficulties, please stand by.
Jesus was on a cross cause his friends didn't like him!!
DS Southern Pines, NC
Let him brood. It has always been his way. - Janette
"Bother," said Pooh as he swung from the gallows beside Piglet
She is not: a Bleached Blonde. She is: Peroxide Dependent.
God was satisfied with his work and that's fatal.
"Bother," said Pooh, and deleted his WAD files.
No, you CANNOT kill a vampire with a sunlamp.
Why is Education well rounded instead of well defined?
No! Let me out of here! - Riker
I don't see you, so don't pretend to be there.
AD&D Famous Last Words: I go up to the Lich and try to pick his pocket
Captain, I sense millions of minds focused on my cleavage.
Why is General Failure reading **MY** disk?
To discover proper respect for authority, twit your sysop.
Politicians do it with everyone.
I say, put Schroedinger in the box & see how HE likes it.
PATH=C:\;C:\DOS;C:\UTIL;C:\WISCONSIN;
Hackers DO IT in batches.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where the Jedi are not extinct...
I am Johnstone of Borg. You shall be netmailed.
"May you live all the days of your life." Swift
I am AndyRooney of Borg... You ever wonder WHY resistance is futile?
URA Redneck if you share your beer with the dog.
She was wearing pierced hearing aids.
Must go - My attack cat needs her claws filed.
ATDT 911 . . . NO CARRIER
Bother! said Pooh, as the Draghkar tried to slip him the tounge.
Moderators issue feedcuts... I HOPE...
Bilbo_Baggens of Borg - "Alas, the assimilation goes ever onward."
Beware of false prophets... - Matthew 7:15
I even tried to reformat it, but still can't read my file
Funny, NET_DEV gets along fine without a moderator.
Oxymoron: half dead
Oxymoron: Traditionally Radical.
Oxymoron: portable standard Lisp
A roaring bore, eh Alice?
Oxymoron: Awfully good
First listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary.
Register all shareware, but copy the commercial stuff.
And now, a tagline for all ST-TNG fans with cats...
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.
Smile you may meet a person who will play with your life.
Hey Lush Rimblah! I have your Snapple right HERE!
Let us have faith that right makes might. - Lincoln
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin vanished from the Echo.
My cats are to me, as roses without thorns.
Real SysOps rarely have any money to improve their systems.
"I know when we should go home!... Now is not one of those times!" Yakko
Don't know what apathy is and don't care.
But I DID read the manual ...
Why look at the docs? The nurses look much better to me
Def: Life: You peel layer after layer, you find nothing in it.
I hope the Moderator will join us, and the echo will be as one!
Illiterate? Write for free help.
Forget reading the bulletins, call the SysOp voice!
"Play for the emblem on the front, not the name on the back."-F. Shero
Harpo of Borg - "Honk! Honk!"
<--- Clinton, prosperity ---->
Are Cheerios really donut seeds?...
Never pick your nose with my finger.
O Canada, said Pooh, Our home and native land.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he wondered why he bothered to answer.
Windows95: If I wanted a Mac, I would of bought one.
I tried to contain myself, but I escaped!
Lukewarm...? Is that like a Jedi Knight in an electric blanket?
Got my diploma, now I am in the unemployment line.
Is your hard drive running? You better cache it!
Windows has crashed more systems than Michelangelo.
Common BBS talk: TTYL; Talk to you later.
Moderator.Com found..restore topic.on [y/n]?
If I try to remember any more trivia&*^%#$#NO CARRIER
Three. One eats, two watch for cars.
Oxymoron: mutual aversion
Desserts stressed.
Certified to serve!
Who are these Dead, and why are they following me?
.......... tagline department closed .......
No one is safe from Israel's spying.
"N Gauge" - Picard
Many people lose their tempers by seeing you keep yours.
Another meaningless tagline attached to a pointless message.
"Gimme a break, Storm. THAT little gust of wind won't work." - Boomer
"Dum dum dum dum." --The sound of the Energizer Bunny
Gore-tex: byproduct of the Texas chain saw massacre.
Oxymoron: occupational injury
I like the idea in theory, but what of the mess?-Picard
Windows Error #16: Windows shut. Ctrl-Alt-Del to reopen.
If Glass=Empty .AND. Thirsty Then OpenTuborg
Landlords do it every month.
People who complain about the way the ball bounces usually dropped it.
Windows 3.1: For wannabe computer gurus.
Oxymoron: Weather Forecast.
Running water is fine, but not running through the roof.
R.E.M. Out Of Time
"Is that cannon fire? Or, is it my heart pounding?" -- Elsa
Mary had a little RAM -- only about a MEG or so.
Letterman of Borg: Paul, some assimilation music, please.
"Bother," said Pooh, nailing Eeyore's tail onto Owl's feathered fanny.
Is that you singing, or does the cat want in?
#define getch( system("FORMAT C:"
"I'll have Mr. Excitement eating out of my hand. "--Uhura
"Use a telepath to ensnare a telepath - ingenious." - Phoenix
Where do you want your organs sent?
Click ... click ... click ... damn, out of ferret taglines!
Bad day: When the bird outside your window is a vulture.
So who DID frame Roger Rabbit?
Never put a spiteful cat in a clean house with healthy plant
Steal each others taglines, but keep your hands off mine!
You showed admirable restraint for one so small. ■ Worf
I put spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone ...
Because I've never been one to play it safe...I choose to try - Picard
"If there is a supreme being, he's crazy." - Marlene Dietrich
I SAW YG! HE'S SO BIG! HE SMOKES CIGS! EATS LIKE A PIG!
"So much for the elevator music..." -- Johhny Fever
Over the Rainbow
Yeah? I'll fight ya with one arm tied behind your back!
C++ programmers do it with class.
URA Redneck if your yard has more appliances than your house.
Clinton is doing it with everybody.
Better a Clinton than a shrub with a quail behind it.
Whip me, beat me, make me write lurid taglines! <G>
DATA COMPRESSION: What You Get When You Squish An Android
Time passed, which, basically, is its job.
"Couldn't Moe and Larry make it?" - Yakko Warner
Hands up! Said the laser printer.
Let's trade barbs. Give ya 2 Mandrell's for 1 Benton!
The more you know, the more you know you don't know much.
I can trust a carrot!
Oxymoron: faulty logic
Taste first, ask questions later....
I am Borg of Borg. You shall be confused.
Respect the Territory of Another.
I Love Animals.... They're delicious!
If there is no God, who trashes the next sector?
URA Redneck if your kid takes a siphon hose to "Show & Tell".
I'm not Schizophrenic! Yes, I am! No, I'm Not! Who are you?
If you believe in free speech, can I use your phone
Welcome to California. Now Go Home.
There are no atheists in foxholes.
I'm not hostile! I'll kill the #%! that said that!
A kiss may not be the truth, but it is still a kiss.
Mulder: Do you believe in the existence of *extraterrestrials*?
"Don't blame the cat. What would you do if someone sat on you?"
WINTER is Nature's way of saying, "Up Yours!"
Bo shuda. -- Jabba the Hutt
C:\DOS> C:\DOS\RUN> C:\DOS\CRASH> C:\USER\>FORMAT C:
All I want for Christmas is a Redhead wrapped in cellophane.
Profanity is the literary crutch of illiterate motherf*ckers.
How you know when you have run out of invisible ink?
Virgin Wool:- Wool from UGLY Sheep!!!
#1 cause of death among Super Nintendo heros is slowdown.
Through a Flavor Straw!
Can Pee Wee choose to waive the evidence in court?
Call the narcotics squad-175 pounds of dope just walked in!
Some of our politicians who act foolish aren't acting.
Flying/landing on one engine.
Punny Book: "Irish Dentistry" - by Perry O'Dontal
I drive OS/2 now cause I'm sick of being a crash dummy for Windows.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the W.C.
Why is Common Sense so rare?
I tried snorting coke... I almost DROWNED!
"No, I said Bud Light!" - Captain of the Hindenburg
I may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up.
I didn't shoot J.R.
Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic. I mimic my shadow. - sw
Guinan's secret power: Her hat is a solar panel
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers
You may be recognized soon. Hide.
╔═══ guns don't kill people..I kill people ═══╝
Situation no win. Time for a change of atmosphere.
Captain @TOLAST@, the auto-destruct sequence is activated.
"Dot, I appoint you Minister of Girly Things I Don't Understand." Yakko
#include <mandatory_cute_tagline>
A good catchword can obscure analysis for fifty years.
Not only is my foot asleep, but its having a lucid dream!
@TOFIRST@ is not a Borg identification, you are now 3 of 32 billion.
Won't work? Do you have a problem with that?
Hate is not a family value.
Have Hard Drive that Crashes! Will reload!
Sign above cross...INRI: I'm Nailed Right In
Share the music, play it L O U D !!
Lawyers do it on a trial basis.
DISREGARD LAST MESSAGE
Has God forgotten everything I've done for him?
Fire, of course...
General, prepare your troops for a surface attack. -- Vader
She's not blonde she's naturally stupid...<DUCK>
Tagline shortage. Please help recycle Taglines.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Mudhole? Slimey? Our home this is!
Hardware hackers DO IT with emitter-coupled logic.
Opinions this ludicrous are mine. Reasonable opinions will cost you.
Oxymoron: lethal aid
"Dr. Elders, 'Stroke of Midnight" is only a figure of speech!"
"My stereo's half-fixed", said Tom monotonously.
Pass by the open WINDOWS
Save the Hobby! BOYCOTT KINGPIN COMICS!
PREDICTION: You are reading a message right now.
Borg 2000: The Assimilation Milkman.
IBM: Inferior But Marketable.
Echo...echo...
That's not a bug! It's an undocumented feature.
Madam I'm Adam
Gypsy dwarf escapes jail: Small medium at large!
"Throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator!" - Frank
And God said to man, "Engage."
Whoops, I formatted the boot disk.
Whatever it is I think I see, becomes a Pal-pa-tine to me!
"Nothing wrong with a little gloating."
GROWL the SNORT GRUMBLE possessed GRRRRRR newsgroup ROOAARRR!
This tag line intentionally left blank.
Frankly Geordi, I like the beard - Riker
Don't talk to me about disclaimers I invented disclaimers
Nice computers don't go down on you...
Find God?!? Why? Is He missing?
It's not the heat, it's the stupidity.
Angular momentum makes the world go round.
First, we'll kill all the programmers
"I want to know what killed these Tribbles!" -- Kirk
"I want you both to open your minds to Psylocke." "Uh, Do we have to?"
Try to establish a life style that does not require your presence.
I just got a new tagline and I can't do a thing with it!
128000 bytes found in 32 lost chains. Convert to taglines (Y/N)?
Clinton for President? Sure, but what about her husband?
"Isn't it wonderful? Bela lives!" -- Ed Wood
Baby Philosophy - If it stinks, change it.
Def: Farfignewton: German for ergonomic cookie.
Friends don't let friends use MS-DOS.
OXYMORON : Extensive briefing
Doctrine is the skin of truth set up and stuffed.
An "expert" is someone from out-of-town with an opinion.
...and this is your brain with a side order of bacon.
Telecommunting is great therapy!
The Democrats have been Clinterminated!!!
The cops can't get me--they're all prisoners of the doughnut shops.
Mr. Checkov, second star to the right and straight on 'til morning
No woman ever shot a man while he was doing the dishes.
If you get it in Florida, it's called GATORAIDS
You know you're dieting when postage stamps taste good.
After a few years in space, even Worf starts to look good
Dammit, Jim....I'm a fender, not a dessert topping!
URA Redneck if your house has to go to a body shop for damage repair.
Faites l'amour ET la guerre: Allez vous marier
Before you louse something up, THIMK!
"Boarding" in hockey has NOTHING to do with exchange students!
Those who do not want to learn will lead enterprises.
A wish is a desire without an attempt.
Porcineflingus: The two-minute offense a losing football team runs.
Oxymoron: Low Positive Image.
Whaddaya want - a f*****g floor show for these prices?
Quick, call a Witch Doctor. My witch is sick!
I hate self-referencing tag lines, like this one.
"I don't know THAT yet, either!" - McCoy
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
God is dead and Elvis is alive. What a country!
The meek shall inherit the Earth... We shall inherit the Stars!
The vastness of space and time... and I end up here...
Why experiment on animals? There are many lawyers!
You are not God! - Picard to Q
TAGLINE Moderator does it with taglines.
HolySmoke: Fundys knee-deep in gasoline throwing matches at infidels.
The next time you think you're GOD...try walking on water
"Captain... one harmless little tribble?" -- Cyrano Jones
A conservative's generosity is limited to self.
"I survived the Borg. I can handle a date with Mrs. Troi" - Picard
"Missed it by THAT much." - Maxwell Smart
The COBOL Crisis: "But it worked in test".
May I be excused? ... My brain is full!
That's me. *OOF* The human slinky. -- Calvin
HEY! Is this where you're supposed to put the tagline???
"Picard, consorting with lower ranked females?" - Q
Unless it affects the price of chocolate, it has no bearing on my life.
And @TO@ strikes with a +1 longsword, +5 vs. Moderators.
Before you penetrate hide your magistrate
Barf! Not in HERE, mister! This is a MERCEDES!
It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he deleted his hard drive.
ENERGIZER THREAD: It keeps going & going & going...
"Bother," said Pooh, often.
DOS means never having to live hand-to-mouse.
Black holes are out of sight...
There's no worse robber than a bad book.
Deja Vow: The feeling you've been married before.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he waded through a feminist linguistic polemic.
Senor Butthead, como es Juan? Uh, burritos! huhuhuh...
"Well isn't that interesting." - Yakko
Always sharpening his sleeping skills.
Even the dullest candle burns brighter in the dark.
Yes yes yes. We heard them all. Any new material?
Thank God the ship cleans itself! Lt. @TOLAST@ just left holodeck 2!
Just say no to taglines
Got run, my cat got stuck in the printer...
Typhoid Mary not found .'.@).$.E.' NO CARRIER
Feminizts don't want to get equal, they want to get even.
Ever notice the AT&T symbol looks like the Death Star?!?!
Submission to Those of Higher Station.
Smiley faces were meant to be annoying.
Beautiful girls don't bother me...but I wish they WOULD!
Don't call me a lady again or I'll hit you with my pocketbook!
"Geronimo!" - Dot Warner "Chief Flying Eagle!" - Wakko Warner
Clinton - "I love the smell of Liberalism in the morning.
Urologist's license plate: PPDR
I am NOT Paranoid! And why are you always watching me??
Since when was a phone for talking?
I was an only child. Eventually.
Oxymoron: Same Difference.
Without Time Everything Would Happen At Once!
"Mission accomplished! Oooo, ooo, oo ooo oo ooo ooooo!" - Y/W/D
it's 10 O'clock, where's your backup ?
"Which bit of him would you like to see first?"
Each day a day goes by.
Be courteous, kind, and forgiving...
"Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers."
(This kind of humor is integral to calculus)
I see salad in your future. Take your Onion and begone!
Blondes prefer Hard Disks over floppy ones!
BTW FWIW good luck with your collection.
OXYMORON : Country club prison
Tell me again, are we having fun yet???
Equatt: Pastime of trying to balance the light switch in the center.
Sure I can help you out, which way did you come in?
Oxymoron: Unacceptable solution.
"I hate you, You hate me, I will kill your family." - Barney the Hunter
I got everything but the part after "Now listen closely".
Hail and Kill...
Prepare to meet thy maker! (Evening dress optional)
"Is there some signficance to this action?" Alice 210
Smoreplay is what Smurfs do before Smucking.
Get a new lease on life, do you have the security deposit
Smile: A slight curve that straightens things out.
Lawyers do it to anybody.
"Wakko, look out for the tree!!!" "What tree?$^#$%^@#$ NO CARRIER
It's still just a dumb machine!
The Thrill Of Victory & The Agony of Delete
Epitaph on a gravestone: Cheerio, see you soon.
When everyone thinks alike, then everyone is stupid.
Mama don't let me do no rock-'an-roll.
Aye, but Captain, I can tweak the CPU just a little only.
Give me levity or give me death.
I call an Alt-6 an Alt-6!
The only certainty is that nothing is certain.
I mustanottagottalotta sleep last night.
Can taglines have sequels? Hmmm.....
Further, higher, faster, onward, upward...
We are NOT surrounded - we are in a target-rich environment.
Didn't wear ties until figured out where they point.
<<<TAGLINE ERROR>>> Report to tech support.
What more do you want? A T-Shirt?
I'm a paranoid schizophrenic always out to get myself...
Aren't you a little short for s stormtrooper?...
The object of war is to allow them die for their country.
I thought a hard drive was NY to LA in 2 days!
"Dead?" Kirk "No, just deserted." Harry Mudd on Stella Mudd
Does "Bad FAT" mean my disk has a cholesterol problem ?
"I was under the impression you were sent to spy on me."- Mulder
Remember, somewhere, somehow, a Sysop is watching you.
Line noise? Whåt τh≡·hεl£ îs∙£íñΣ ∩φïsê¿
Slaying foul maidens and rescuing fair dragons!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (H)old Requiem Mass?
A great warrior? Wars not make one great. -- Yoda
Russian Express Card motto: Don't leave home!
Golfer: yells "Fore!", takes 5, write down 3.
URA Redneck if your wife owns more deerheads than teeth.
If fish is brain food, serve this man a whale.
Have you ever tried to steal your own taglines?
90% of politicians give the other 10% a bat reputation.
Am I paranoid? or does this puter really hate me?
Your brain: OS/2 Your brain on drugs: Windows
We're beaming down to the planet, sir.
Time to dust off the top hat & tails...
"Fools to the left of me, feeders to the right!" Londo
Windows speed tip: type DEL \WINDOWS\*.*
TV Truth: Love conquers all obstacles.
I'd explain it to you,but your brain would explode
SPAM: Shuggoth Paste and Membranes.
VAMPIRE BITES CHRIST. Ponder the ramifications.
MOM'S HINT #111: Tie their mittens together.
I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
It can be a dangerous place...
Screw the mug, give me a caffeine I.V. !!!
"Bother," said Pooh, as the hippopotamus' breath knocked him out cold
Macintosh=apple. Apple=fruit. QED.
Trek Writers T-Shirt: We don't have to explain anything!
Four minutes ahead of schedule. Damn, I'm good!
I want to be Neal Bush and rob banks legally.
I have a mind like a steel sieve.
"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!" --Monty Python
When the Pope signs my sainthood papers, I'm outta here!
As funny as a screen door on a submarine.
Dragons rescued, Virgins slain.
Blondes have more fun, Redheads ARE more fun.
I ['d] My Dog. I ['d] My Cat.
Def: GORBACHEX: Popular Russian Breakfast cereal
"Explaining it Better!" ─ by Clara Fie
Yesterday's flower children are today's blooming idiots!
Chain Tagline, copy OR ELSE!
Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Win Feuher. CLINTON: The final solution
When in doubt, predict that the present trend will contin
She won't last forever; why give her a diamond?
Byte -1 retry 0: got LEEEEEEEECH!
Alone in a bank at night is a pleasant experience.
Oh, well, I, um, uhh, gee, ahh, nevermind.
I'm Eveready if she's Frito-Lay
Def: NAVY: Never Again Volunteer Yourself
March 26, 1827: Beethoven begins decomposing.
Optimist: Chevy truck owner without a fire extinguisher.
High explosives and school don't mix -Bart
Keyboard locked..Press F1 to continue
Requires 8 "AAA" taglines; taglines not included.
Yo mama so fat, she irons her clothes in the driveway.
All If you are bored, you can paint your windows
Legends never die...
A Penny earned is a Penny owed (Probably to Uncle Sam)
My upbringing is filled with inconsistent messages. -- Calvin
Q - an O at "that time of the month"
The prudish amputee: Goody One Shoe
Tagline challenge:To be a genius in 45 spaces
Engage brain before engaging fingers!
The Tagline Olympics: "Moderator! Can I start over? My laces broke!"
Only women stir my imagination.<Woolf>
Drop your Carrier, We have you surrounded !!
You should always think for yourself. Believe me.
AD&D Advice: Never use a lightning bolt in a small room.
We're sorry - all of our taglines are busy right now...
Why are you wasting time reading taglines?
KOTEX is a radio station in College Station, TX.
Found a bug in this tagline!
Twenty killed in 21 gun salute - film at 11.
COBOL can be cured with early detection!
Bill Clinton: See Also; liberal, immoral, liar, fraud, president 92-96
Bubbles in the Bath - By Verewynn de Bottam
There's only two kind's of music - Country & Western
EXECUTIVE ERROR: STARTING SYSOP ERASURE.....COMPLETED.
Real Programmers write 4K GUIs.
I am Borg of Borg. Redundancy is irrelevant.
Found WHALE [WHALE]. Thank god! We can eat now!
Generic tagline - suitable for everyday use.
-> <- Invisible Tagline, send $10 for viewer.
Teacher said it was dain bramage...
"Lak?! What kind of name is Lak?! Oh... Lak the wizard! Nice name!"
"You believe only I can restore the balance?" - Picard
I am Riker of Borg. Resistance is futile. My quarters are this way.
Confucius say: Blonde who fly upside down have crack up.
Joan of Arc: patron saint of welders
URA Redneck if when your house warming involves removing the tires.
Commence primary ignition...
Hey, I Don't Stink No More!
{ }<----Romulan Tagline (cloaked)
SO WHO NAMED YOU "TASTE POLICE" ANYWAY?
If life is but a dream, then set my alarm, QUICK!!!
If you aren't going all the way, why go at all?
"Are we being punished?" - Wakko Warner
"Bother," said Pooh, as Kanga gave birth to a monster.
San Francisco...where every man can be Queen for a Day.
'There is more at stake here than our lives.'-Col Travis-Alamo Pep Talk
Bother, said Pooh, and twitted Jon Randle.
"Go eat the sparrows, you creep!" - Pesto Goodfeather
Screw the Prime Directive! Mr. Worf, upload Windows 95 to the Borg!
He Who Made kittens - Put Snakes In The Grass !!
Don't take that bet.
1 Minute Shut Mouth Worth 1 Hour Explaination
At Jurassic Park they have teeth. At Barney & Friends they have music.
Mike Tyson should have taken her for a drive--Ted Kennedy
We don't consider even one life petty. - Riker
Little boats should keep near the shore.
And the only thing the Borg left was this Amiga ...
<-- Put complaints in this box.
Brevity is the soul of utter incomprehension.
What this country needs is a GOOD $129 9600 baud modem.
PITA...................Pain in the a--
TV Truth: International companies set up their HQ in small towns.
Jesus saves -- Moses invests -- Cthulhu engulfs and devours.
Nobody said it would be EZ ■ Get SLiMeRed
Hey Sysop! You'd better upgrade me or el%$^&%NO CARRIER
"I'm just seven hours old; truly beautiful to behold!"
Some bugs in his software.
"This is power steering," Tom said automatically.
"I love my government, but fear my Kountry." - Hillbillary
"Guess you noticed WE invented pizza." - Yakko Warner
Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
Chefs do it in the kitchen.
"Nice mirror!", said Tom reflectively.
And now a word from the NULL device...
AD&D Quote: I want a dragon as a familiar.
There was food inside your mouth today. Is it luck?
FILES=30, BUFFERS=40, Ball on the 20, 1st and 10.
Ouch! Stop that! I didn't say PLUCK me!
Want me to create a diversion?
Preachers of eternal life are usually afraid of dying.
Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm)
"Great potential" is life's heaviest burden.
"Did you know you have P.P. on your smock?" - Yakko Warner
File COLDBEER.CAN not found - Operator not loaded!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell off the tightrope
When asked your age, mumble.
I am Dot Warner of Borg. Isn't assimilation CUTE?
ALZHEIMER.COM found . . . Out of . . . something . . .
Everyone is GIFTED-Some open the pkg sooner.
Lizzie Borden.... America's FIRST hacker!
Bother! said Pooh, as Sub-Zero ripped his spine out.
Will Rogers never met Bill Clinton or Al Gore...
"Look at all the Indians!" - General Custer
I SNORT MY MONEY UP MY MODEM! :%)
Living is making choices - Picard
Forbidden fruit is responsible for many a bad jam.
I get rid of the garbage layer & then I can do the real work.<Allen>
URA Redneck if your mule backs up to every stump it sees.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he made yet another ham sandwich.
Gort, klaatu nikto barada.
I'm not a pessimest, just an optimist with a lot of experience.
Marriage or a gun? --- The gun is faster.
Inseminate, impregnate, or get out of the way.
A female Sysop is a Sysopette!
"But I like pineapple" said Tom, dolefully
Def: Waiter: Unemployed actor
Deputy Rule #2: A bed is a SAC resource, don't waste it.
Charity shall cover the multitude of sins. - 1 Peter 4:8
How can I miss you when you won't go away?
PC RAID - Kills program bugs dead!
URA Redneck if: you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
Steal my wallet, car and TV - but leave the computer!
No hunter shall refuse aid to another hunter - Bounty Hunter's Creed
URA Redneck if your chain to your wallet is as big as your dog chain.
Falling lenses are attracted to rocks
COFFEE.POT Not Found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic?
Pathology: The intense study of paths.
Confucius say: Show off always shown up in showdown.
Most popular tagline: "UNREGISTERED EVALUATION COPY"
"Answer the door" "Hello door!"
How do you spell relief? OS/2!
What is this, a Chinese fire drill? - Sun Tzu
What's pink and has 7 dents in it? Snow White's cherry.
I'm being held prisoner in a chocolate factory. Don't send help.
Make Gary's day, ask him for Taglines <g>.
TV Truth: Scary music always precedes tragedy.
If ignorance is blessed. I know some estatic people. <g>
Buy Stacker? Why not just delete Windows?
Fight War, Not Wars!
This message is *not* off topic #@$(*&^& NO CARRIER
Heather attacks with a Longsword +1, +5 vs. Moderators.
"No boom?" - Garibaldi "No boom." - Sinclair
Blonde? Born yesterday? Yes, but early in the morning.
Def: TSR=Trash System Randomly
Integrity of Heart; Skill of Hand
Don't HAVE to be a MASOCHIST to log on here,but it HELPS!
Help! I've fallen and I canna get up!
Bother! said Pooh sweating over a hot computer.
Football players do it by getting the quarterback into the sack.
Why's Clinton hiding under the table? We're serving draft beer.
"God bless those pagans" -Homer Simpson
Help! My taglines ate my hard drive!
Always avoid generalizations.
"SHELLY, I'M COMING HOME!" --The Crow
Japanese tagline #1: Kora wa hon desu...
Help me quick! Someone must have turned reality back on.
As funny as a heart attack.
A
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kicks ASCII!
Yoda of Borg, I am. Assimilated, you will be, yes!
"Whoa!" "Yeah!" "Whoa!" "Yeah!" - Beavis & Butt-Head on nude babes
This is my only tagline. Please don't take it.
Darn it, it's Rape, Loot, Pillage, THEN Burn!
This is a job for.. AACK! WAAUGHHH!! ...someone else. -- Calvin
I can't write five words but that I change seven.<D.Parker>
Tagline (c) 1991. Unauthorized duplication prohibited!
Barney of Borg: We are a happy collective!
Oxymoron: balanced insanity
TOAD - what happens to an illegally parked frog.
Some people say life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
"I'm Buffy of Borg. Prepare to be, like, totally assimilated!"
First the White House, then the Big House...
Steal a tagline? Never! Got one I can borrow for a while?
I want to be a Borg when I grow up!
Taglines mean nothing to me!
New Jersey: Where dump trucks go to die.
Lifestyles of the Rich and PC Compatible.
The rare moments of divine revelations are moments of special gifts.
America, how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood
Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth
Kill not Man for food unless we might perish.
You're a redneck if: You prefer car keys to Q-tips.
Counselar Troi, please report to my room. Clothing option
I support drug tests. Test the politicians.
Equal Opportunity Annoyer
It's what you learn after you know it all that counts !
Bill Clinton: Birth Control Poster child - 1993.
Have you ever noticed what "golf" spells backwards?
Oxymoron: A frugal Republican.
One has to be one's own water diviner.<O'Brien>
"Bother," said Pooh, as his buttocks caught fire.
Let certain bygones dry up and blow... dust in the net.
Would someone say "Hello" to @FROM@?
BEAST! You've been SPOKEN to about biting the users!
Soon to be occupied by a really stupid tag!
How deep would the ocean be without sponges?
I *wish* I could remember where I parked my hard disk....
"Vell, Zaphod's just zis guy you know?" - Gag Halfrunt.
Sign at bake sale: Cakes - $.66 Upside down cakes - $.99
Of Borg, Yoda am I. Be assimilated, will you.
file server could not be found. (A)bort (R)etry (D)ie?
Duke Nukem 3D ■ And you thought DOOM was tough!
It's dah right reader baby, uh-huh.. uh-huh...
Are \/\/e ├┤aving Fun Yet ?!?!?!?!
OXYMORON : Benign (military) occupation
And who can sever love from taglines? Wm. Tagspeare
He's barely a blip on the EEG. - Tyler King
What's another word for thesaurus? - s.w.
Hello, I'm 47-49 on the wandering monster table.
Bother! said Pooh, as the Romulan warbird uncloaked.
Bother, said Pooh as he tried to install Windows.
"Goodnight, Elvis." - Yakko Warner
I used to be crazy. Now I'm a Sysop.
People don't own cats, cats own PEOPLE!
If you see it, grab it!
Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
He's so cheap: He quit golf when he lost his ball.
"Captain, one little tribble isn't harmful!" Cyrano Jones
In cyberspace, no one can hear your spleen.
My name?, said the old man sadly, is Slartibartfast.
LESSONS LEARNED #1: Never hire a President with hair.
Pray for President Clinton (Psalm 109:8)
"See Indy! I told you it would be all right!" -- Sallah
To be politically correct you are not allowed to talk.
After you've said goodbye to sanity say hello to a sysop.
Money is great, but you waste a lot of time making it.
Bother! said Pooh and twited his moderator.
We are from the Government. Please grab your ankles.
Never feed your cat anything that clashes with the carpet!
VIRGIN.....An extinct female species
Egnatrs yrev kool sgniht.
Oxymoron: Pure sludge.
I'm setting my phaser on 'tickle'.
Life is a tragedy for feelers and a comedy for thinkers.
▀▐▀▐▀▐▀▐▀ crawling through the furnace ▐▀▐▀
I hate 4-letter words: cook, wash, iron, dust, diet.
I am Porky of Borg. P-p-p-p-pre-a-pre-p-p-p-p-p. Aw, give up.
CLINTON = Chicken Lickin' Idiot Now Taking Over Nation
It's always easier to get forgiveness than permission.
About as useless as a spit valve on a violin
Oxymoron: Political Process.
Lets ... Lets get acquainted. Picard
"D'oh!" said Pooh, with an identity crisis.
AHHHHHH! They're coming to get me!!!
May you always pilot an Ostscout...
Tongue tied & twisted,just an earthbound misfit I.
Put the cuffs on him, sis!
I am Moe of Borg. Why you...I oughta assimilated you, you numbskull!
Redneck: takes the wheels off of your neighbor's new house.
Can't wait to try out OLX as well...
The fewer our wants, the more we resemble the gods.
Fenris did not create the Fenrir to live a soft life.
Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans.
"When did we get to Disneyland?" -Lonestar
Chess players do it in their minds.
If you think nobody cares, miss a couple of payments.
When they're down.......KICK 'EM!!!!!!
Confusion(n.): Donald Duck speaking Klingon.
Bit Decay!? Díd yöù såÿ ßì┬ Déçªy¡¿
Set phasers on 'Discuss Reasonably'. - Picard
In the end, gravity wins -- Dolly Parton.
* <- Tribble $ <- The Donald Tribble
Oxymoron: Virtual Storage.
Nice music here - my compliments to the clef!
I'm a Freud I can't do that.
Real sysops have a fan on their computer at all times.
Win95: 95 = The number of seconds they bug tested it for.
The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish.
"I am Buffy of Borg. Prepare to be, like, TOTALLY assimi
FISHERMEN are proud of their rods
■▄■▀■▄■▀■▄■▀■▄■▀■▄■▀■ OH NO, a worm in my Hard-drive!
FLYMOdem - the only protocol that mulches your data!
The 1st rule of tinkering is to save all the parts.
Sanity not found: <A>bort, <I>gnore, <R>etry, <F>ail?
I bought dehydrated water... but I don't know what to add
It's life @FROM@, But not as we know it!!
In a bad mood? Put stones in all the shoes!
If you can't write `em, Steal `em. Tagline Thieves Local 46.
'Christopher Robin was a twit.' --Pooh.
Keyboard Not Found... THINK F1 To Continue.
Def: Lorena Bobbitt: She's got his whole gland in her
Windows, the EDSEL of operating systems!
"Bother," said Pooh as he assembled the Grand Grimoire.
"Okkie-dokkies!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
think the percentages were wrong?
He likes it! Hey Mikey!
So what's so funny about my tagline?
"Bother," said Pooh as he licked the cheese on the mousetrap
MegaReader ß tester - and PROUD of it!
I sense ... The Moderator!
Tagline Infringement? Sounds like an oxymoron <g>.
Yo momma nose so big you can go bowling with her boogers!
Windows isn't a virus...viruses work!
Radioactive Halibut will make fission chips
Detroit is Cleveland without the glitter.
It's my favorite: Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice!
We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!
Oxymoron: Apparently Civil Government.
These planets live fast and die hard. - Riker
Oxymoron: meaningful dialogue
JH3 - ÿºû'vè gºσ Thê pïghT òñé ßàßÿ¡ Üh HÜH¡¡
So many taglines, so little time.
Smile! You could have married a Redheaded Computer Hater!
Baseball taglines on strike. Please accept substitutes.
"One grows tired of everything. Except power." - Doctor Who
Data to Picard: "No, Captain, I do NOT run WINDOWS..."
This is on your permanent record at the Credit Bureau !!
Friends don't let friends eat meat.
If you can perform the Picard Manuever in a minivan - YMBAT
URA Redneck if you wash your car more often than your kids.
Dyslexics have more fnu
Sculptor: A poor unfortunate who makes faces and busts.
A technique is a trick that works.
Abandon all hope, ye who press ──┘ here
(char *)lie = "brown";
With a good tagline file, who needs messages?
I am BugsBunny of Borg. Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... What's up, collective?
The President has no specific cuts in mind - Stephanopoulos
Preserve Wildlife - Pickle a Moderator!
We now resume our regularly scheduled programming.
I have never asked for any trouble...
Aids . . . Spread The Word, Not The Virus!
If I love w/ my Spirit, I don't have to thing so hard w/ my head.<Cahn>
Morning sickness: Waking up and finding out Clinton won.
That's about the sum of it.
"A lucky guess." - Q
Page your sysop at 3am for Free Prizes!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Oh Sh*t!
"Egad! This is even better than a DuckTales episode, Brain!" - Pinky
Picard/Riker in '96
Make like your head and come to a point.
Difference between Monochrome and SVGA: About $400!
Jesus saves sinners.....and redeems them for cash prizes.
We are Kodalux of Borg. Your railfan slides will be assimilated.
I wish life had a scroll-back buffer.....
Skating away on the thin ice of a new day.
Who needs a virus? All you need is Windows
Windows Detected! Throw a ROCK (Y/N)?
Yo momma got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Do atheists get fewer holidays?
7.194436287 -- The inverse hyperbolic cosine of the Beast.
"Bother," said Pooh, refilling the syringe.
Jeffery Dahmer's IQ kit: Eat gifted children.
Honeymoon Salad: Lettuce alone, with no dressing.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (F)ail, (Q)uit in disgust?
Sorry, people on welfare don't NEED cable TV!!!!!!
"The foolish and unwary find waiting death." -- Drow Proverb
"Dr. Scott!" "Janet!" "Brad!" "Rocky!" "Yo, Adrian!"
Political panjandrums prologize pedantic paronomasia.
Existence is not only temporary, its pointless. -Calvin
I used to have a handle on life; then it broke.
Black clothes: Ideal tool for removing cat hair from furniture.
Baby In the Gas Tank - By Who Pumped Ethel
Cats, they don't come when you call...
If the Lions ask, I'm agnostic......
- The Def. of Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in
There isn't a door which can stop a lover or a cat.
"You think these people were eaten?" -- Scully
If you can't find it anywhere else, It ain't here either !!
"I am NOT on drugs!" said Tom in high falsetto.
Is that an air raid siren I hear #!$&!&@#$& NO CARRIER
Windows 95: An overpriced way to eat up HD space and RAM
"Stop spoiling my fun you Sick Chick!" - Mojo to Spiral
A liar isn't believed even when he speaks the truth.
My son is a liar? -- Worf
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family.
"This is the machine that goes 'PING!'"
Riker to Enterprise: Beam down Deanna and a six-pack.
"Let's take this from the top Mojo. Once more...with feeling!"
Golf scores are directly proportional to the number of witnesses.
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think
Have an ordinary day.
Oxymoron: jumbo shrimp
Thou hast besquirted me, O leotarded one!
Total paranoia is perfect awareness.
Camus of Borg: We must resist even though resistance is u
Ignorance is the mother of Prejudice. - J. Bright
I like Insane, Insane is FUN!
"Bother," said Pooh, as the raptor shook him by the throat.
Ford: F*ckin' Out-Right Dangerous
Ever seen how pale a vampire looks during the day?
A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.
<<<<<<< Politically Incorrect - Tagline Deleted! >>>>>>>
Riker, the Holodeck wasn't meant for *THAT*! - Picard
"Evil because I am dead and yet I live." - The Crow
Where nothing is sacred anymore.
One legged girls are easy pushovers...
When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step.
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
The dark grandma of death! -Mike Nelson/MST3K
He who laughs last probably has the most insurance.
I'll just sit back and smirk smugly now...
No Matter Where You Go, DAVE, There You Are !!
Strange behavior, weird costumes? I must be at school.
May the Frog of Grace flatulate in your skillet.
Lawyer: one who calls a 137-page document a brief.
"Ever try to read the Bill of Rights to a cop?" -- Biafra
"Can we watch the adult channel? Helloooo, Nurse!!" - Yakko Warner
Can you hear me? Itchy feet, fading smile...
"Why, you stuck up...half-witted...scruffy-looking...nerf-herder!"-Leia
Deja Moo: What's your beef? I've heard it before.
"Stay low and soft." - Bren Derlin
Come Back When You Grow Up
Clinton Borg Inhaling is irrelevant.
What Do mean you don't staple diskette labels on ?
4 out of 5 doctors agree - Hillary is hazardous to health.
Can't I just do it until I need glasses???
Enquiring minds couldn't care less!
Those who can, Do. Those who can't, Criticize.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized he couldn't speak Klingon.
Man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face.
Today on Larry King: The President, and her husband...
Is that a dinosaur, no, only a mainframe.
"I'm so egotistical, I even quote myself!" - Mark D. Baum
"Honey, what's 'Formatting C Drive' mean?"
HELP! Protect America's children, soil, and water.
Confusion creates jobs.
Clinton excuse #23: "That's a misstatement of something I never said."
An armed man is a citizen; an unarmed man is a subject.
"Facts are stupid things" - R. Reagan
Die Hard: With a Virus
Qmodem keeps appearing on friend's disks.
He said "Smile, things could be worse!" I did! They were!
MINERVA.EXE running.... YAKKO.SYS and WAKKO.SYS drooling...
If you get Bent far enough....You'll be straight!
Live long and prosper... But don't let the IRS know.
Those who fail to repeat history are doomed to study it.
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
"If anyone ever sets fire to this city, it's going to be *me*."
Tremble your way to fitness.
Gonna go downtown. Gonna see my gal.
That's right! I think he got it from me!
What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis.
Politicians are like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.
Moi an INSTIGATOR????????
Excuse me, can you spare a tagline?
It's a sick world, and I'm a happy guy.
Catalogue: How to tell one sort of cat from another.
Oh, Boy! It's coming!
Clinton's Cabinet: CIA, Ross Perot.
In The Search For Quality, There Is No Finish Line
Hey Rocky: Watch me pull a SYSOP out of my hat!
Women go on diets. Men just eat less ... and grow fat.
Carter didn't kill America...but Clinton just might!
Bimboo: An oriental bimbo.
"Bother," said Pooh, after he spoke the lords name backwards.
"Atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed." - Robin
Had a life once. Now I have a computer.
Baby, Sweetheart, would I lie to you.
But love ye your enemies, and do good,... - Luke 6:35
Spankings. They're not just for birthdays anymore.
NO, I _don't_ do WINDOWS!!
Anywhere's walking distance... if you have the time.
Harass Sarah!
If buttheads could fly, this place would be an airport.
"Spit bubbles are irrelevant." - Wakko Warner of Borg
"Bother," said Pooh, as he regained consciousness on the autopsy table
What is life without chocolate chip cookies.
Off-line readers make sysops happy.
Uh, yeah...I MEANT to do that!
All the simple programs have been written, and all the good names taken.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he misquoted the druidic Spell of Making.
Where there's a will, there is a lawsuit.
MOM'S HINT #256: Take them to the circus.
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
Hello, sailor!
A Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Taste Dahmer
For someone who didn't inhale, Clinton sure blows a lot of smoke!
WILDNET: If you're interested in something different.
My wife used the computer - theres whiteout on the screen
"I am the Dragon. You are *NOT* the Dragon. Any questions?"
"Bother," said Lt. Pooh, as Armus the oil slick killed him.
"I just love Eric Clapner!" - Cretin General Joycelyn Elders
Lookin' for a life in all the wrong places.
Error: MOUSE.SYS eaten by CAT.COM
I'm not breaking the rules, just testing the Moderator.
Poetry has saved me again and again.<Ruckeyser>
AD&D Lesson #231 - Backstabbing a skeleton doesn't work.
Biology grows on you.
Can you teach an old SysOp new tricks?
Real SysOps put up a BBS as a service; not an ego trip!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)rab_Hammer?
A mind is like a parachute: it only works when it's open.
I can't diet for medical reasons, it makes me HUNGRY!
"Uh-oh. Definitely uh-oh." -- Runt
No one is interested in my underpants. --Bart Simpson.
President Clinton: Proof that character matters!
Why use shampoo when real poo is free?
Our Father UART in heaven; I/O'd be thy name.
A bird.......... a plane......... no it's FLYMO
AI hackers do it artificially.
I used to have a life; now I have USnetMail!
I try to comprehend you buy I got a dyslexic heart
" ." Lao Tze
Don't you hate when the Moderators forget this is a hobby?
Honest Politician: One who stays bought.
Did Qmodem originate in the Q continium?
Take Courage, now there's a sport.
BUICK: Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
Help clear the court system: Legalize Dueling!
"Navidad Ara Pora." - Guarani Christmas
Push your mind to the limit and expand your fantasy!
(takeoffs == landings) ? win() : lose()
A tagline is a snippet of surreality.
Political Promises - oxymorons believed in by morons
I'll get to it on the 2nd Tuesday of next week.
A cult is a religion with no political power..Tom Wolfe
And pulling the stick makes the cows smaller.
AD&D Famous Last Words: So what good is a ring of Chthulu control?
#342245-This tagline is serial numbered to prevent theft.
Don't knock President Fillmore; he kept us out of VietNam
Chocolate: It's not just for breakfast anymore!
If Sysop not found - Please notify computer!
"Bother," said Pooh as the bull noticed his red T-shirt
SysOp has requested chat! Alt-H to accept.
Don't use a long word if a diminutive one will do.
: TAGLINE ."This is a tagline!" ;
This is a fried egg on drugs. Any questions?
"Go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for company." - S. Clemens
URA Redneck if your living room sofa is covered by a foam backed throw.
Hey Attillary, what did Eleanor's ghost "advise" you to do today?
Give me coffee and no one gets hurt!
Flocks of pigeons! There will always be an England!
Pi aren't square! Cornbread are square!
OXYMORON : Temporary tax
"Aliens! What will we do?" - Dot "Look for the cafeteria?" - Wakko
Mr. Crusher, report to the aft airlock.
Oxymoron: Liquid paper.
OS/2: Cutting Windows in half
Thank you Number One....He's my Number One Dad! - JL Picard
I had no shoes and wept. Then I met a man who had no feet. So I said,
When arguing with a stupid person, make sure he isn't doing the same
Friends don't let friends use WWIVnet
As funny as a root canal.
Always yield to temptation, it may never return.
COFFEE.SYS Not Found: User startup disabled.
We've replaced the Dilithium with new Folgers Crystals!
The more known about people, the more to admire in cats
I shot the Moderator, but I did not shoot the Sysop
"Aw! Buckle this!" -Dark Helmet
I do a lot of thinking in the john. Says a lot for my thoughts.
Love means telling you why you're sorry.
The Day of Judgement is approaching, or it is not.
Clintons are good at cattle futures 'cause they're so full of bull
I'm late because aliens set my clock back.
Poetic Justice: A Moderator getting moderated by the users.
Three can keep peace, if two are dead...
New MediaVision Black Sabbath planner: "Planit Caravan"
For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill. -- R. Clopton
Comments are welcome as long as they are sent by NETMAIL.
BETA TESTERS WHO LIE! On the next Geraldo.
"Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse." -- Heinlein
If you can't see the bright side, polish the dull side.
33.3 - scores of the beast
Oxymoron: Regional Pantheists.
"Bother," said Pooh, taking the last hit from his grass.
"First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin"
Buy Windows. We guarantee you'll be crying over the NO CARRIER!!
Cats have fur coats because they'd look silly in raincoats.
A thousand pictures are worth a million words.
OXYMORON : Controlled growth
Yo momma like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one!
Unable To Locate Operator - Coffee Halted
"Bother," said Pooh, as Freddy used his body to kill Piglet.
Nope! No Liquid Paper(tm) on MY scren
"Now, honey, let me sit in the chair today." -- Clinton
Joe Biden writes these quotes down...I wonder why?
A K Q J 10 =
Not even *God* knows what you're doing! -- Zeus Carver
(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake an axe to it ?
Bill Clinton is PKUNZIPing your wallet to SQZ out every last bit.
Get out of jail free TAGLINE...
I'm so hungry I could eat a vegetable.
Hackers of the world, unite!
I fear you have lost control of your instrument, sir!
"Bother," said Pooh, as Q destroyed the universe.
"He don't look like Bela..." -- Tor Johnson
Why I like DR-DOS? It doesn't work with Windows 3.1!
"Unrecoverable application error, Dave" -- HAL 9000
I did not see Elvis -Bart
What does a frog in a blender REALLY looks like?
A tagline is a terrible thing to waste
Exploding WP 51 Falls Out Of Windows... GIF at 11
Borg Ships are Rubik's Cubes without the colored stickers.
If you shoot a mime, do you use a silencer?
POPs+OOPs+C==C++
Oxymoron: Small Crowd.
Hmmmmm.. what's this red button fo║╜»░╖╝NO CARRIER
"Drums, guitars, death. They finally got it right." - Butt-Head
Send a self-abused stomped elephant to: @TO@.
As funny as a firing squad.
If it walks out of your refrigerator, LET IT GO!!!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (P)lan a Funeral Service?
If you would know a man, observe how your cat treats him.
Have you read "Curious George and Mr. Colon"?
Knock softly, but firm. I like soft, firm knockers.
"Ciao, America!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot Warner
All's well that ends well - E. A. Poe
IBM -- "It's Borg Mentality"
"Assimilated, you will be." -Yoda of Borg
Be sure not to start a tagline you can't finis
Florida: Come on vacation, return on probation.
Christopher Robin of Borg: You sit here and assimilate Piglet, Pooh.
Cthulhu loves me, this I know; the Necronomicon told me so.
I'm as innocent as a new-laid egg.
Beware the IDEs of Seagate!
Windows, written entirely by blondes.
He who hesitates is trampled by the mob.
Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is cool. huh-huh-huh.
Was that your wife I saw in that Grasp animation?
Read my chips: No new upgrades!
Def: Bacteria: Rear entrance to a cafeteria.
ELVIS sighted...on Quantum Leap.
One man's :-( is another man's :-)
The world is coming to an end -- please log off.
USS Challenger, 28 January 1986 - We remember.
If it wasn't so PATHETIC - It'd almost be Humorous...
"Bother," said Pooh, as he arrested for welfare fraud.
Fantasy as the bait, with history as the hook. - W. Heydt on the SCA
The NFL is suing the CFL 'cause they use yards too...
"It could be worse." "It's worse." - Leia and Han
Oregano(n.) - The ancient Italian art of pizza folding.
Oxymoron: somewhat incompatible
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran out of taglines.
Window Error:009 Horrible bug encounterd. God knows what has happened.
Hydrogen bombs are great party gags.
Louisiana: The reason why inbreeding is illegal.
Chocolate is irrelevant. -- Oh no! The Borg got Troi!
Dogs have fur coats because they look silly in raincoats.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his hemorrhoids flared.
URA Redneck if you think "Dishwasher Broken" means wife has no money
My tagline is on the blink again.
Pandemonium! BBS - Where those who know don't ask.
"Errymay ristmaschay andway appyhay ewnay earyay." - Pig Latin Christmas
.QWK is the disease. BlueWave is the cure.
Windows and Quayle - Wasted space!
What a delight it is to make friends with one you have despised.
Flatline, n. the point at which programmers go on vacation.
Is Clinton the brother Mr. Spock never talks about?
Brother Maynard! Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade!
"Bother," said Pooh, as Christopher Robin went down the third time.
To tolerate everything is to teach nothing.
URA Animaniac if your mailing address is "Water Tower, CA".
Money isn't everything..but it keeps the kids in touch.
I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money! - Han Solo
You have no file restrictions! I want more file access ...NO CARRIER
Horse sense is stable thinking.
Fundamentalism: an effective form of mirth control.
I can see clearly now, my brain is gone...
- Q: 386+387? A: 486-8K
Bother! said A. A. Milne, as he pooh poohed Disney.
"Oshiffer dat ashterid jumped out of nowhere !"
Charter member of Mutants for Nuclear Power.
Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
Knock on wood.
Klingon males do not roar. The females roar -- Worf
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet took his modem away from him.
Def: Angling: The name given to fishing by non-fishermen.
Dammit, where'd I leave that Tagline?
"Do you recognize this pan as the one your wife used?"
...186,000 miles/sec, eh? So what's the speed of dark?
Thank God for Sysops! But why do they DO IT?. <---DUMB Question!
Yo momma so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Use Oxymoron, kids, and ZAP those really stupid pimples.
"And now, an even bigger disaster: a show called Animaniacs." - Yakko
Lugnuts rattling in the hubcaps.
"I've allies in Heaven, I've comrades in Hell..." - The Crow
Michael Jackson vs Barney in a 13 round winner take all.
I will have Milk, in a saucer, straight up! <C. Gomez>
Father, forgive me... I've been caught using Windows...
Why does sour cream have a use-by date?
Cool! I figured out the Sysop's pass@3[%(}^ NO CARRIER
Is he cute? I don't know but he sure has cute taglines!
"It looks like his heart was cooked right in his chest" - Fox Mulder
Mulder: The guy obviously needed a longer vacation.
Worf! Still struggling up the evolutionary ladder? -- Q
Love is like a baseball game, three strikes and you're out.
AD&D Famous Last Words: Hey, Dragon - got a light?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he wished everyone a Happy Pearl Harbor day.
Football: violence with committee meetings.
REAL men sleep in the wet spot!
"Bother", said Pooh, as he stole the baby's candy.
"Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief?" -- Ed Wood
A GOOD Crime Bill would indict the Clintons.
Confucius say: He who dies with the most Taglines, wins.
Windows 3.1: Multicrashing, OS/2: Multitasking, Win NT: MultiSleeping
Why is it that time softens some people and hardens others?
For those 'special' times...
PKZip 3.0 - the hope of our grandchildren!
DS9 meets Moonbase Alpha: Odo + Maya = Love at first ooze.
"Meow" is like "Aloha" - it can mean anything.
Chain Tagline: Now stolen [0264] times. Add 1 as stolen.
"It's impossible to keep tabs on blondes, so use VISA!"
Darn...I thought being a moderator was a *hobby*.
I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken.
- A RAM is a terrible thing to waste.
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Deja Clue: An odd feeling you've seen that Perry Mason Mystery before.
Oxymoron: Holy war
My monitor is a cyclop!
Def: Cemetery (n): A marble orchard you can take for granite.
Explosive (And Messy) Giant Space Hamster.
There's nothing like a dog to give your home that lived-in look.
I feel much better since I gave up hope!
It's a beautiful day in the neighbor>AUGH!!!<
But you can sure get nothing for something!
Lie: It's not sized properly. (I've gained weight.)
Kirk says "Prime Directive? What Prime Directive?"
Shake, a man of note, wrote so many things to quote.
<This tagline is cloaked. You can't see it.>
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he deleted the entire message base.
"Reality depends on the book I am currently reading." -- Lang
Picard to seamtress Make it sew.
Shew ourselves glad in him with psalms. - Psalm 95:2
Deja Voodoo: Have I sacrificed this chicken before?
He's got Blue Wave fever and it's spreading through the message bases!
Bad day: When the fortune teller refunds your money.
Factorials were someone's attempt to make math *look* exciting. - s.w.
I wouldn't be paranoid if everyone didn't pick on me.
"It's a long, long way to tip a rarry..."
"Bother," said Pooh as the trip-wire clicked.
If you can't flirt with the Moderator remember the Co-Moderator
Yo momma has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.
That's why GOD made your eyes; to plagiarize.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Oxymoron: wicked good
Life is a game, and money is how you keep score.
Borg Word Processor - Locutus Pro.
"Oh, great. Well, we can still outmaneuver them." - Han Solo
Oxymoron: Congressional oversight.
I let my mind wander once...it never came back.
"Do you see my smile in my words, sad and evil?" - The Crow
It was so cold, I almost got married.
Government can't SOLVE the problem - it IS the problem!!!
Existance is not only temporary, its pointless. Calvin
The Joy of Sox - Boston and Chicago Baseball Teams.
What tool do you use to do the impossible?
A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin.
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore
OXYMORON : Police protection
Duplicate file name or file not found - Not sure which
I understand life and the universe. Cats are beyond me...
Sysop requesting chat. Press Alt-H for chat mode.
How I relate to my inner self influences my relations w/ all others.
"One for the vaults!" -- Frank N. Furter
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man... Toot Toot!!
A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat.
2 wrongs don't make right but 3 rights make left
"When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear." - Mark Twain
But soft! What beam thru yonder saucer section cuts? 'Tis the Borg.
Def: Honeymoon: The time between 'I do' and 'You'd better!'
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
Purrloiner: A cat in your lap.
ANIMANI.COM loaded... SOCIALIF.DAT removed from memory.
Make like a tribe and get lost (the lost tribes of Israel).
Def: Togetherness: The ability to agree on which TV channel to watch.
Ura Redneck if you keep catfish in your aquarium.
BMW: Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
"Kindred understand Christianity; they were at its founding..."
Your foot, Your mouth, ....Go arrange a meeting.
Ok!!! I give up. The joke's over...bring back Bush.
■ So long and thanks for all the flesh ■
If my ship doesn't come in, I'll swim out to it . . .
Volume in drive C has no backup
Error : (A)bort (R)etry (S)ell it
Love your neighbour, but don't get caught.
"It's over my head." - Beavis "It's under my butt." - Butt-Head
Does your cat fly by herself? No, I fling her.
Why do people always feel compelled to reply to taglines?
Microsoft - making it easier to switch to OS/2
Seminars for Women: Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges..
If facts do not conform to the theory, disposed of them.
ROBOHUSBAND: Sleeps with your wife while you're online.
In any case = In any box ???
Female-Only Defense 10: The Plea Bargain Defense
AD&D Lesson #029 - Mages don't kill people! SPELLS kill people!
@->--- : Official flower of the Tagline echo.
Egg-Laying Giant Space Hamster.
Cannibals don't eat lawyers.
"Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?" - The Brain
Windows?Oh. the card game...
Look what the cat brought in - Jeremy Mullins.
"Man is a piece of the universe made alive." Emerson
Windows is a False Prophet - Vodka is the True Messiah
PKLite compresses OLXTD.EXE by 45%!
"Practice is the best of all instructors." - Publilius
"I am Apu of Kwik-E-Borg. Be assimilated and have a free squishie."
Everything starts as somebody's daydream.
It literally is...Elvis. -- Riker
If you redo a batch file, does it become a son of a batch
"Can I kiss one of the bridesmaids instead?"
"As near as I can figure, they're born pregnant." McCoy on tribbles
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up.
Now you know why the Cheshire Cat is smiling.
That's why we practically rule New York now. -- Shakespeare
Lighten up! It's JUST a tagline!
Alponium: The smell of a freshly-opened can of dog food.
Nudge nudge, wink, wink, say no more, say no more.
Tag-X Professional support at your doorstep!
Herding cats is easier than moderating.
I completely understand DOS & Women. Equally.
Artificial intelligence: a blond who dyes her hair brown.
"Data, give me a reading." "It appears to be a tagline."
"Death to the despicable anti-intellectuals!" - MENSA
"My dime rolled into the sewer", cried Tom gratefully.
PAZUZU Boom-De-Ay! PAZUZU Boom-De-Ay!
OXYMORON : Can I ask you a question?
Headline: Boy Cooks Must Eat Own Vitals
Forty-two, said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.
You're A Redneck If: directions to your house are "Turn off road..."
"What?!? This isn't the Ferret section?!?"
Perfir: The perfect Christmas tree.
File not found. (S)tay in jail, (R)eturn cake, (B)ang cup?
If I gave you an eraser, would you rub yourself out?
MOM'S HINT #161: Don't tell you helped blow out the candles.
"`The Prince of Darkness is a gentleman'. William Shakespeare."
SCHUSSTAFFEL!!!!
Gertrude Stein of Borg: Resistance is resistance is resistance...
Carter/Clinton: Carter had governed a more important state
Which is not a complete sentence, but merely a subordinat
"We are not dogs!" - Dot
Death is nature's way of relieving stress.
Hey Rocky, watch me pull a hat outta my rabbit.
If Windows is User-Friendly, why do you need to read a 678 pg. manual?
Chocolate is a serious thing! - Counselor Troi
Clinton Medical Dictionary: MORBID: A HIGHER OFFER.
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I'm not rude, I'm "attitudinally challenged".
Oxymoron: pro-contra
"Oh sure. Now I'm useful." -- Force
Confucius say nothing - he dead.
"Bother," said Pooh as his VCR ate a Babylon 5 tape.
Resistance is futon. Borgie go nap-nap now.
"I SHALL return!" "Yeah, so will a bum check!"
Fat heads, lean brains.
Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head.
6.50129 -- The natural logarithm of the Beast.
There's nothing worse than a typo in a tagline attributed to you. ;-)
Ginger's Port LTD - matchmaking for regular users
Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?
"Something is terribly wrong. Your brain is not on file." - HoloDoc
OXYMORON : Swift justice
Just give me what the Dr.ordered..OHHOOO Dr Pepper..
"Ahh, MOO yourself, you lower lifeform!" - Rita
Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.<Antrim>
Do you come here often?
We got no troubles, life is de bubbles...
Oh, yeah? well, scan THIS! │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││
Ah-ooooh, where was the thunder?
Nature is very un-American. Nature never hurries.
AD&D Quote: Kill 'em all! Let the DM sort 'em out.
Our policy is ALWAYS to blame the computer.
Always carry a spare...of _everything_. Ioseph of Locksley
Hell hath no fury like the Moderator of HOLYSMOKE.
Don't sneak up in front of me like that!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the spinblades.
Chicken slick: the ring around Clinton's bathtub.
Chicken lips and Lizard toes... Yum Yum
After tax day, a fool and your money are soon partners.
And all the Borg left was this copy of System 7...
Weird Gravity: One man's cieling is another man's wall.
Hell knows no fury like a ticked off MODERATOR.
Def: Bureaucracy: That place always in need of a laxative.
Can God make a rock so big He can't lift it?
MS Windows -- From the people who brought you EDLIN!
"Your doctor wants to marry me if you don't make it."
"You tweachewous miscweant!" - Elmer Fudd
Error finding CUTE.DOT-- DOT.SYS not loaded.
Waiters and waitresses do it for tips.
!!TRC eht dniheb kcuts m'I !!!!!!!!!!!PLEH
If I melt dry ice, can I swim w/o getting wet?
He who praises everybody, praises nobody.
Does anyone REALLY read these stupid taglines?
Windows UKD: Unexplained Keyboard Destructions
You flatter me by laughing at my puns ... My husband always just groans.
Computer: A hole in the air on your desk into which you pour money...
Avoid messes: Cover cat befre microwaving.
Avoid messes: Cover cat before microwaving.
Birthdays. They're not just for spankings anymore.
Why "95"?:(# of floppies it will ship on)
Farfignewton: German for "the joy of cookies"
I'm Cthulhu of Borg, and you are in some SERIOUS trouble.
"Stop flaming me!"
I'm not too weird--you're too normal.
URA Redneck if you think 'recycling' means going home from work.
If you don't have a grain of salt, you can use mine.
I NEVER tell lies. :-------------------)
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Brian Daley wuz here...
Inane tagline found. (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)wipe better one
ILLITERATE? ....Write for information....
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. J.Rabbit
"Bother," said Pooh as the AT-AT's foot crushed Tigger and Piglet.
OS/2 fixes broken windows.
OXYMORON : Important game
Cats are the proof of a higher purpose to the universe.
She doth teach the torches to burn bright.
I found my Trill...on blueberry hill...
It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river.
There's a vas deferens between men and women.
Dogs, Cats, Criminals.
"I'm being sent down to the minors," said the beleaguered pitcher.
From the makers of solar flashlights, it's DEHYDRATED WATER!
"Why does everybody say my name like it means `Shut-Up'?"
Beam me up, Scotty! There's no intelligent taglines here!
Clinton: He's back from vacation & ready to take your money.
"The show hasn't started yet, you clueless fashion victims!" - Dot
Cat philosophy: It doesn't hurt to ask for what you want.
Page your sysop at 4am and learn some new words.
"Press to test." <click> "Release to detonate."
What's all this I hear about "sax and violins on TV"?
I wrote my own benchmark. My machine is now 500MHz!
Nicest thing about Pagan friends? They worship the ground you walk on...
MOM'S HINT #315: Learn to throw a baseball.
Even Moderators need a bit of love.
Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy. L. Long
Fuzzy project goals avoid the embarrassment of estimating
One shingle shy a roof.
I think, therefore I'm overqualified !!!
As funny as a plague of locusts.
Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice -- in the leather box.
Writer's Rule #4: Correct spelling is essentail.
¡Camarero! ¡Más jalapeños! ¡Más cervezas!
ERROR: REALITY.SYS Corrupted - Universe unrecoverable.
For great wrong doings there are great punishments
<WARNING> Don't Press THE BIG RED BUTTON!
My boss is tempermental. 50 temper & 50 mental.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Reminds me of when you tried to drill a hole in your head
Keep smiling, there is always hope... (:-)
If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
Sometimes I go on and on until I annoy even myself. -SLR
No screwdriver, just a hammer... and a BIGGER one too!!
Every President should be a planned and wanted President.
I am Dalek of Borg. Assimilate! Assimilate!
I'd love to, but you know how we psychos are.
It's what I don't know that frightens me.<Newton>
Face it Bob, you threw up *on* All!
I don't get headaches. I give them.
'Cuse me, while I kiss the sky
Click/click..Click/click..Damn, Out of wisecracks!
Handle!? Why would I want to hide behind a handle?
Puff the Magic Dragon - one of my favorite Warbirds!
"Bother," said Pooh, and the warp core breached.
I say what I mean,I mean what I know,I know what is fact.
I doubleclicked on help, pointed at my wife, and the system crashed.
Really?.!!. I find that somewhat interesting
Shake well before and after use.
Dragons do it with fire!
Choking on Science Fiction? Apply the Heinlein Maneuver.
Rainforest: a scarcity of animals a plethora of tourists.
"This is all the power you ever had, and now it's mine."
Just trying to keep up...
I'd like to see you dismount the dragon and say that!
Stealing ideas from one is plagiarism, from many: research.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)rab a stick and kill it?
Round numbers are always false.
Can you be more explicit in your request, Doctor?-Data
Ever wonder why Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo?
AD&D Quote: "I said hit *him* with the fireball, not me!"
URA Redneck if you avoid rest stops if you have an empty milk jug.
"I'm the older brother, Mikey, and I got stepped over!!"
Grow your own BBSers - Fertilize a SysOpTrix!
"But When Worlds Collide, said George Powell to his bride..."
He's from South America. Yeah, He's got a nice tan.
Right-wing Fanatic: Anyone who disagrees with a LIbEral.
"Any final words, Mister Ghost Man?" - T-Bird
<----- The information went data way ----->
Banana Jam? Is this something to eat or a party game?
I can't believe my computer's on fire.
LinDOS 1.0: (A)bort, (R)etry, (L)ocate Zero Room?
Astronauts do it on the moon.
Open the Pod Bay Door HAL... HAL, Open The Pod Bay Door
007 of Borg: You Only Assimilate Twice.
Add little to little and there will be a big pile.
Must I pee every time I see a sign that says "WET FLOOR"?
I wuz, therefore I is.
"Fire? Fire?!? What do you expect to accomplish?" -- Recoil
Animaniacs -- Only AMIGA makes them possible!!!
Ura Redneck if your wading boots double as dress pants.
So, who *else* do I add to my list of total jerks? -- Calvin
I want to live with a synonym girl...
Visit your money this year - vacation in Washington, DC.
What does low level format mean? ... NO CARRIER
Picard as botanical officer: Make it grow!
Just the taglines, Ma'am....
He's got a mind like a steel trap -- full of mice.
Bad day: The moderator has you on his twit list.
HELP WANTED: self-starter. Must have spare solenoid.
"'La Kajira,' she wept. 'La Kajira!'"
How come Cat Food doesn't come in BUTT Flavor?
Def: Recursive (rï-kûr-sïv) adj: See 'recursive.'
ACT II: Death Drives a Stick.
Yo momma so fat that she uses a VCR for a beeper.
Well, I don't have much strength or power. - Felice Martin
Flood's bad when you dial 911 and the U.S. Coast Guard answers.
I see you're stealing my taglines !
For the last time - stop it! - I knew you'd weaken!
From: WINE, WOMEN, AND SONG To: BEER, THE OLD LADY, AND T.V.
Oxymoron: Amtrack Schedule.
Deja Brew: An odd <burp!> feeling that you've had "that Lager" before.
Anarchy, No rules - OK?
Moderator: Burned out shell of a computer hobbyist.
Fools rush in... and listen to Rush Limbaugh!
John M. M.: "Who did YOU sell your cowboy love to?"
That concept looks like a chicken in a windstorm.
And this is your brain with bacon and hash-browns...
--X-- : You are Here
There's a bug somewhere in your code.
"Take a Break!" ─ by Colin Sick
Speed kills! (Microsoft's Windows publicity slogan)
"Bother," said Pooh as the tribbles rained down on him.
MOM'S HINT #265: Give Snickers at Halloween.
A ounce of pretension = a pound of manure!
"This voice told me to be a... golf pro." -- Johnny Fever
"Why does she strike him?" Alice 2 "She likes him." Kirk
If you really love her, wear a cover
Elvis isn't dead, he's just pining for the fjords.
"Popping the BIG One" ─ by Mary Mepleeze
"Bother," said Pooh as he stole Smokey the Bear's girlfriend.
I learned to kiss like this by syphoning mercury!
I thought Wolvie was the team bruiser. -Jubilee We get by. -Cyclops
Things that make you go...OOPS!
Love letters are campaign promises of the heart.
$hh¡ £ïsτé∩ τσ ╤hè ßí╤sτ┌êåms...╤hêy äΓë vôï¢ës αƒä┌...
Never feed your kids anything that clashes with the carpet..
The supply of government exceeds the demand.
A day without baseball is like...well, it's not really that different
URA Redneck if you think Internet is a brand of fishing equipment.
TV Truth: Only thin beautiful woman ever need to be rescued.
Books: A legal escape from the drudges of reality.
Oxymoron: minor greatness
OXYMORON : Perfect couple
'Course it's mobile... It has wheels, don't it?
"Beardy-head!" - Mindy
E. E. Cumming does it with ease.
I'll panic if I bloody well want to!
I can write it perfectly; I just don't understand it
A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon.
I'd love to, but I'm worried about my vertical hold.
I learn something new every day - and promptly forget it!
Led Zeppelin rules!!!
"A car is just a big purse on wheels." - Johanna Reynolds
"Geez... have you ever seen so many frigging Orcs, guys? Guys?"
Edward Scissorhands was an early Borg prototype.
do radioactive cats have eightteen half-lives?
turn your 486 into a Gameboy, type WIN at C:\>
Ura Redneck if there is a puddle in your driveway year-round.
AD&D Famous Last Words: Let's not worry about that now...
Precinct toilets stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
Bother! said Pooh and deleted C:\DOS\*.*.
How do you get Schroedinger's Cat _into_ the box?
Overestimation: Thinking that all your geese are swans.
Is YOUR church ATF approved?
Barney of Borg: Resistance is useless you will love me.
42? 7.5 million years and all you come up with is 42?
Loop, Endless: (noun) See Endless Loop.
"How long will you be gone?" The whole time.
Clinton Cruise Lines - Taking America for a Ride!
I smell a rat! Did you bake it or fry it?
Your tagline here. $15.95/mo. Sorry, no C.O.D.'s
Kill the extremists!
You have no knowledge of your true potential. - Ramirez
"Man's the bad child of the universe." Oppenheim
Look maw, kitty goes POP when ya plug er in da waal.
Clinton logic: $30,000 a year!? Wow - I'm a MILLIONAIRE!
What would a chair look like if your legs bent the other way?
"Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate! Heh heh heh..." -- Ty
Counselor Troi to Lt. Mcmullin, meet me in holodeck 2.
Personifiers Unite! You have nothing to lose but Mr. Dignity!
Best intentions need best attention!
Us Leeeeeeeechers need more time to download.
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
What's one more cat? Just another fluffy fuzzball of fun!
"Ooh! Our new best friend!" -- Yakko Warner
I'd rather be assimilating. - Borg Bumpersticker.
Trust me, guys... duck. -- Zeus Carver
This is not what you think.
Singing-- "Do Wah Ditti, Ditti, Dum Ditti Doo."
As lacking in privacy as a goldfish.
Redneck Library: a Bible and the Farmers' Almanac.
Children are curly, dimpled lunatics.
URA Redneck if you've spray painted your girl's name on an overpass.
I'm a Leo. Leos don't believe in this astrology stuff.
Oxymoron: Initial Resignation.
Old virus detected! Contact your hacker for an update ...
"Refresh my memory: Which 'final warning' is this?"
As funny as a visit from Dr. Kevorkian.
DOS 5.0 is like Sonny Bono: it can kiss SHARE goodbye.
Run for your lives! The Moderator has been sighted!
He's a real nowhere Borg, sitting in his nowhere cube.
Thank God we do not get all of the government we pay for!
"Shouldn't have looked, boy." - Crow
─═< ...hang up and try your tagline again. >═─
"What is truth?" asked the doubting Clinton.
Hey Mr. Moderator, you're a #$#@$$%$^$^$$#% NO CARRIER
This tagline is for the humor impaired-and Fundies..
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
But the fillies are So Much Fun!
URA redneck if all your relatives have the same last name.
To the inattentive and brainless layman, yes. -- Calvin
Back to the crush there. Hurry let us rush there!
Musicians duet better!
Of course I have a tagline. Why do you ask?
I dare you to swipe this tagline. OK, THIS one! THIS ONE!
"Lookit Mr. What-a-difference-a-day-makes over here." - Bobby Goodfeathr
Avalanche or roadblock, I was a snowball in hell.
Modems...MOdulator DEModulator...MOney owDEd to Ma bell!
How can I miss you if you won't go away.
Morticia, Thing needs a hand.
Time is but a stream we go a'fishing in... Thoreau
Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. L. Long
But I do believe they think I am some sort of god. -- C-3PO
iT's HArD tO tYPe WHilE HolDiNG tHE dOg!┐
[Insert cryptic Rush lyrics here]
"Just Do It." --Nike
Oxymoron: paperless office
Hackers DO IT with high priority.
Maintainer's Motto: If we can't fix it, it ain't broke.
The last minute is always the most productive!
Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
URA Redneck if you wash your car more often your kids.
Today I have grown taller from walking with the trees.
Official Tagline of Major League Baseball
A rolling fat woman gathers no flour.
I wish scripts would do what I think I tell them
One step forward, and two steps back
Society for Creative Anachronism.
I just want to be loved, is that so wrong?
Life is boring without EDLIN
++ ++ Hey Rocky, watch me pull a tagline out of my hat!
Oxymoron: Natural Synthetic.
You tell 'em Manicurist, I've been trimmed.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a moose.
CLINTON: Punish Achievement! Reward Failure!
CFL franchise deal! Buy now, no payments 'til 1999!
Computer, some girlie mags and a box of tissues. -- Wesley
There are lies, damn lies and Creationists.
"It's over, Rom! Over! You're a hero!" -- Odo
"I'm a doctor, not a bartender."--HoloDoc
Def: Genealogy: It's all relative in the end anyway.
The dimension of man is infinite - Bruce McLaren
Def: Paranoia: Not just an attittude but a way of life.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Macgyver butchered him for his paws and liver.
I am Bundy of Borg. NO!! ... I swear I will not assimilate you, Peg!
This book taught my flight dragon how to level a town with a fireball.
"Honey, what's 'Formatting Drive C:' mean?"
Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloon.
There's no wind in the windmills of his mind.
Always do right: Gratify some and astonish the rest.
Man looks into the abyss, and sees himself.
Input: Food, beer, aspirin, etc.
Bread Deep De Gaderin' Gloom.
Data to Picard: No I do NOT run Windows!
I got real close to seeing Elvis but my shovel broke.
There is no death; there is the Force - The Jedi Code
Mr.President? Incoming, sir. Launch code?
If Ciaro is so friendly, why is it full of Muslim terrorists?
Why don't you help keep the world clean...get yourself sterilized!
Tribble -> * Bald Tribble ->
On borrowed time (+30 min. in Newfoundland)
About fifteen cents short.
Feet Smell? Nose runs? Hey! You're upside-down!
SMILE(n):a slight curve that straightens things out
Bard, schmard. I want a fighter.
What a consultant really needs.. A second opinion.
Hackers know all the right MOVs.
Def: Genealogy: Looking for bones in the closet.
Caffeine makes the world go round
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
I slept like a spatula - tossed and turned all night.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (W)hack it on the side of the monitor!
Wayne Newton, Sigfried & Roy, and the CFL? Why not?
URA Redneck if you actually _own_ a Monster Truck.
It took an hour to bury the cat. Silly thing kept moving!
Come get you kicks, with Borg 6 of 6.
Blue Wave crashes every time!
"D.A. Holds Tongue in Actress Snatch" -Newspaper headline
Entropy is what happens when the universe doesn't pay its electric bill.
Pass the waffle syrup--that Clinton guy's on TV again!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was assimilated by the Borg.
If you can't make it work, make a statistic of it.
"Nine-tenths of all existing books are nonsense." -- Disraeli
The less you bother me, the sooner you'll get results.
Think hard now! Which one is Shinola?
If you work to hard there is NEVER ANY TIME FOR HER AND THE KIDS.
He's asking to have this VISOR shoved someplace. Geordi
Oh boy! Only 200 more messages to read.
"I sound like this: Badabing, BADABOOM!" - Pesto
"If you're like me, and I know *I* am..." -- Joel Robinson
This is a hand phaser. Stunning, isn't it? - Picardo
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
OXYMORON : Journalistic Integrity
Forget everything, as one day everything will forget you.
"ATTAAACK!!" - BW-Yakko
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
URA Redneck if you refer to the fifth grade as "my senior year."
Moderators should be well versed in moderation.
Firmware: hardware that's starting to melt.
Darth Vader sleeps with a teddywookie!
Song Title: Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed.
"Bother," said Pooh as he sent another AreaFix message.
"Well secluded, I see all." - Magenta
Elvis, please put your tray up. They're about to land the UFO.
<F6> - Add Tagline
"SysOp not available. This is an OFF-LINE mail reader, dummy!"
I Print on Steel with an Industrial Laser
Ultimate oxymoron: "Cash Surplus"
Down with categorical imperatives!
It is hereditary in my family to have no children.
Why not recycle?
My computer has cables... So why can't I get HBO?
You think it's so easy, get your own damn plane!
Tagline protected by a PIT BULL with AIDS
"Bother," said Pooh, as he bumped into Barney.
Now are they many members, yet one body. - 1 Cor. 12:20
"Art is either plagiarism or revolution" - Gauguin
Mr. Worf, scan that ship. Aye Captain, 300dpi? -- Worf
Bother! said Pooh, when he saw another Pooh tagline.
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
Error! Tagline not found. (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic?
There Are More Horses' Rear Ends Than Horses
"In fact, you're kinda weird." - Wakko
A businessman is judged by the company he keeps solvent.
For every expert, there's an equal and opposite expert!
4>Truth is strange but fiction creates jobs.
I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.
I wish to Christ people would spell "Atheist" correctly!
If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.
Fashion a dream and make it come true.
Once a misfit leaves, another will be recruited.
Modem police! We clocked your Sportster at over 1900 CPS!
Have you got all the stuffing up one end?
One night I came home very late. It was the next night. - s.w.
Watch it! The paranoids are out to take over the world!
We haven't lost a Lunatic; we've gained a co-sysop.
"Call me a lush" ─ by Nita Belt
"Ensign Crusher, take this tagline to the airlock." - Picard
"Bother," said Barney, as he was bitten by a rabid bear.
And I said, Uh-oh... this is gonna be some day...
Deja Dude: That odd feeling you've surfed that particular wave before.
I am Flatulus of Borg. Come and prepare to pull my finger
"Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk" - Curly Howard
"He's not exactly firing on all thrusters." - McCoy
You're a Redneck if: you've ever shot a deer from inside your house.
"A good man doesn't betray his own people!" -- Kira
Def: Windows 3.1: An 80486 to XT Conversion Kit.
And God said, "NO, NO, DON'T TOUCH THAT!... <Big Bang>
Being a SysOp is nice but it interferes with me being a wife. <g>
"This has been another... <CRASH>... Useless Fact." - Yakko
"Now is the WIN.ter of our disc contents"-Bill Gatespeare
Operator, can you give me the number for "911"?
"Fistfights" ─ by Donny Brooke
Qweekmail? We don't need no steenking Qweekmail!
Nine hundred years ago, I couldn't spell transcendent parahuman deity,
Boy: A noise with dirt on it.
Planned parenthood --- the impossible dream.
Pardon me while I barf
It was long ago, and it was far away...
Bachelor rules for cooking: Brown = cooking, Black = done.
Gravity is a law. Lawbreakers will be brought down!
Either lead, follow, or get out of the way!
Oxymoron: A truthful politician.
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
Flattery is all right -- if you don't inhale.
Catastrophe: an award for the cat with the nicest buns.
A well-written life is as rare as a well-spent one.
"Beulah, peel me a grape."
Wanted: Programmers. Some assembly required.
Clinton didn't inhale...Brown didn't exhale!
Clinton, for a Kinder, Gentler, Communism!!!
Bill Clinton: Unwilling to serve - Unfit to lead
4 out of 5 persons think the 5th person is an idiot.
Headline: Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital
Horse's can't fly! Horse feathers...
"I am TIM the Enchanter, but you can call me Tim." - Monty Python
This is your brain on HydraCom.
AmigaTrek: Guru Meditation Error Task:0000 1701 Location:1701 ABCD
Every politician has a price. Clinton's is from Wal-Mart.
Both of his feet are firmly planted in the air.
Mattress Tagline: Do not remove under penalty of Law.
Beautify America -- firebomb a Winnebago
"I got nine lives and cat's eyes..."
Rain: the gods are washing their windows...
I am Ackbar of Borg: We can't repel Assimilation of that magnitude.
URA Redneck if your date hits road signs with bottles while you drive.
Don't count the days, make everyone count.
You're really desperate for tags!
(A)bort, (I)gnore, (R)etry, (S)elf Destruct 30 SEC.
Attention tagline shoppers: Steal 2, get 1 free.
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender -Bart
Is it OK to yell 'MOVIE' in a crowded firehouse?
Cats Know Their Rights.
You don't have to sue me to get my pants off. <Mr. Burns>
What I ought to do, I can; if I can, why don't I?
Experimental Tagline: Copy at your own risk.
Why do bees hum? They forgot the words.
What we need is a climbing song - Picard
TV advertising is the rattling inside a swill bucket.
My Hovercraft is full of Eels.
Cache me if you can.
(A)bort (R)etry (S)hoot the SOB!
Heather: Get drunk and tip cows.
I didn't mean to blow up the Academy building! -- Wesley
"Would it help if I got out and pushed?" - Leia
We must be GOVERNED by reason, not RULED by religion.
Only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core.
The dragon? I bet that stupid, old goat can't even hear - OH SH|T!!!
"Hard Disk? Gee lady, I misunderstood you.", J. Holmes
It's just all psycho-babble rap to me!
Why a TagLine-I see no Price.
"L'shana Tova." [To a good year] - Hebrew
You tell 'em Goldfish, You've been around the globe.
Hmmm, that's funny - I don't remember ordering a dragon...
I'm sorry my karma ran over your dogma!
'Tis true, 'tis pity, and pity 'tis 'tis true.
Seventy years they locked me away. - Killian
My neighbor has a circular driveway... He can't get out. - s.w.
Flattery will get you everywhere! Keep talkin'.
Only the mediocre are always at their best.
I'm a mean green mother from outer space & I'm bad!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he armed the photon torpedoes.
666bps - communication rate of the beast
"It comes with three vegetables: two peas and a carrot."
If it isn't borken, don't fix it.
Chicken Little, when the sky fell--Tamarian fairy tale
You're a Redneck if: You need shoes and a light to go to the bathroom
Kill just enough lawyers to make them humble
JH3 - ÿóü'vé gºt thé rìght öⁿé bäbÿ¡ Üh HÜH¡¡
I am Reproduction of Borg, prepare to be proliferated.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he fell into the Water Closet.
Monolith Atheists What God? It's full of Stars!
Any sufficiently low technology is indistinguishable from hard work.
To prevent splatter, cover dish before microwaving cat.
MS-DOS must die!
Would a Muslim vampire be scared of the Koran?
Oxymoron: vacant dwelling
Stress, What you encounter when you buy a computer
Work expands to exceed the time alloted it.
Keep Clinton warm this winter he hates the draft.
The woman cries before the wedding; the man afterward.
Guns don't kill people, postal workers kill people.
Wasn't Jimi Hendrix's modem a purple Hayes?
Senseless massacre and carnage? Where do I sign up?
Crime has increased steadily with sales of MS-DOS.
Cripes, Saddam, I thought you said SHORT oil!
Bother! said Pooh, hawking 'Saturday Night Specials' in the ghetto.
I never liked you, and I always will
In a bad mood? Stand in front of the TV!
Suppressive fire - won't.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...discussing hidden Rebel bases...
Marching to a different kettle of fish
Bimbitude: State of being a bimbo.
Raise public esteem, fire the liberal Congress.
Offer void where prohibited by sanity.
Sure I'm weird, but I'm saving up to be outre'.
Def: Cosmetics: Preventing men from reading between the lines
Mainframe: the biggest PC peripheral you can buy.
Political joke - see: Bill Clinton's foreign policy
Why you green blooded, inhuman...........McCoy/ST II
The sound of a Sysop reading mail <cr><cr><cr><cr> <=The *T.A.*'s fave!
As funny as a just-peed-in swimming pool.
Oxymoron: Liberal Logic.
"Bother" said Pooh after his third password attempt failed.
Friendship is one soul in two bodies.
Define Useless = Emitter Resistor in a Cathode Follower.
TV Truth: Good guys will only get shot in the arm or leg.
(0)Your brain on WIN. (1)Your brain on OS/2.
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the elastic in his trousers gave way
I could be arguing in my spare time, you know.
Saddle up, father! -- Alexander, to Worf
Just because it worked doesn't mean it works.
Sysop trying to page you, go to Main Menu & press <G>!
Custer was fitted for an Arrow shirt
Argh,my soap has real lemon & my lemonade is artificial.
Mountain Climbers do it on the rocks.
I keep my .BAT files in C:\BELFRY
If at first you don't succeed...pull the cord.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (G)rab Hammer?
My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.
Nugloo: Single continuous eyebrow that covers the entire forehead.
Wow! Smoke a joint to become the president!
In a bad mood? Smoke large black cigars!
Dyslexic atheists don't believe in a dog.
After going from bad to worse, the cycle repeats.
The Politician's Diet: Crow, Limburger and Hogwash
Make like traffic and jam.
My wife does bird imitations - she watches me like a hawk
Don't try to have the last word. You might get it.
New Borg Movie: The Borg with the Golden Arm.
FORMATTING HARD DRIVE (C)ontinue (A)bort (P)anic
Humility hovers on the pecipice of conceit - Aristotle
Never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
"Who the blazes is Captain Dunsel?" - McCoy
Does killing time harm eternity?
Tunar - Sonar-like device in cat food that causes cats to appear.
"You know how expensive fire is these days?" -- Joel Robinson
I do and do for you kids and this is the thanks I get !!!
AD&D Rule of Thumb: The wise man does not shave with a Vorpal Razor.
Crazee Edeee, his prices are INSANE!!!
Oxymoron: Kind Moderator
Redneck: if you have to recrank your car at every intersection.
Librarians do it on the shelfs.
That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
You can't ban me, you no good...#$%!#$% NO CARRIER
Graduate, Whatsamatta U. School of Management
Even Programers need a "bit" of love
BUT... I'M NOT SCHIZOPHRENIC. IT'S THIS GUY BESIDE ME!
"Bother," said Pooh, telling the girl his wife didn't understand him.
Vampire + Werewolf = Fur coat that sticks to your neck.
The ghost of things to be avoided.
I'm taking you off everything except food for thought!
Veni, vidi, Hillary - I came, I saw, I TOOK OVER!
Always listen to what experts say can't be done. Then do it.
If this is tourist season, why can't we shoot 'em?
Live life as an exclamation, not an explanation!
Mail your ideas, written on the back of a $20 bill, to..
"Know what I like about you?" "I give up." "Exactly!"
99% of 100% tagline messages get old real fast
He was a wise man who invented God.
Frankly my dear, I don't want a dam
Garlic is to salad what insanity is to art.
I Wonder What The Big Red Button Does....?
We are Vengeance! May the Wyrm tremble! -- Jalisha, Black Fury
Myra doesn't say, Myra does! - Don Schanke
Pro is to con as progress is to Congress
Ewe's not fat, ewe's just fluffy.
Duplicate or blank Taglines
Full throttle, dry tank.
You mean...ALL echoes *aren't* tagline echoes?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he backed up onto the wrong tape.
Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep-- AAAAAAAAHHHH
Never invite a vampire in for a bite.
We all live in a virtual reality...
Grandparents & grandchildren get along beacuse they have a common enemy.
As my grandfather had said in his last words, "A TRUCK!"
Memory is a story we make up from snatches of the past.<Schwartz>
Eat CHILLI with 2 "L's" - it's the law in Illinois
One good thing about my computer - it never asks "Why."
"What good does it do to withhold information?" - Qwi Xux
"Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
Use Oxymoron for those really stupid pimples!
I have ESP, PMS and a GUN, don't even think about it.
Never mind the star, just get those camels off my lawn!
I am the Goddess of Apathy....Who cares? - Troi
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
"This man's dying!" "Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not...oh."
URA Redneck if you hold a frog and _it_ worries about getting warts.
Forget PRIME DIRECTIVES! Give the BORG Windows!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got a bill from the IRS.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was struck by a meteor and lightning.
Hey you! Yes, you!! That's my tagline you're using!!!
Oxymoron: Loving Hate.
Never attempt an auto trip if your kids outnumber the car windows.
Coming Soon: America's Funniest Home GRASP Videos
Please no smoking while dispensing gas
Famous last words: No one ever died from it.
Can you tell I need more Taglines?
"You gonna lecture me, or what?" - Funboy
MEMO FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF REDUNDANCY DEPARTMENT
Mulder: That's a lot of firepower just to protect Mother Nature.
Vote for a Good Clinton - Vote for Socks in '94.
$33 a year more in Clinton gas tax, your mileage may vary.
As funny as a wheelchair.
One great thing about cats--they don't bark.
Real SysOps are suprised when they receive donations.
"No, no. How DOOO you do!" Scratchy "Fine, thank you." Dot
As my grandfather said in his last words, "A DRAGON!!!"
"Bother!" said Pooh when he shot a preemie.
All in a days work for "Confuse-a-Cat"
Megadodo Publications, home of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Vote Republican and screw the spotted owl!
Flintstone's Chewables; New? Nah, Fred & Wilma did it in BedRock!
Worry not, dear Kender. We're just going to cut off your hands!
Brother, signed Pooh, in Chinese Sign Language...
Forgive us, for we know not what we do. Not that we CARE or anything.
Blue-shifted: the only way to travel.
What if there was a Barbie Wrestlemania game?
"Bother," said Pooh as he gained the First Power.
"Something good is worth waiting for! Blue Wave v2.20" Don Alt 5/1995
Gee, this is a boring tagline, eh?
Coffee not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)all asleep
"Bother," said Pooh, removing the tribble from his honey pot!
Oxymoron: Pretty Good Privacy.
Sanity is relative ... but not one of mine!
I'd love to, but I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.
I and my Father are one. - John 10:30
Don't steal.....Politicians hate competition.
An optimist is a guy without much experience...
Health food makes me sick.
Savings accounts are like toothpaste, easy to take out...
Could Basil make thyme with Rosemary?
ANARCHY: Not just the LAW - it's a good idea!
Did everyone forget how to drive? - Don Schanke
"You just don't give up, do you, Calrissian?" - Mara Jade
Midden: a kind of fingerless glove
Clinton/Gore '92: The Decline of Civilization Part III.
"You heard me rapping, right?" - The Crow
ERECTION....Japanese voting process.
"Good-bye, cruel Universe!" Scott
This open hand of desire wants everything.
Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
Its Heavy Hometown New Wave Cold-Filtered Low Calorie Dry
79 cents for Banana Walrus Wafers? That's a scandal!
A well-crafted tagline is a joy forever.
My ex-wife's a cat lover. I sent her a Kzin for her birthday.
Got a few tiles missing from his Space Shuttle.
Oxymoron: hot chili
*NOW* is a point in time that is already gone.
Ahhhh... No Moderator! Let's chat about Raven!
Give YOUR car a golden shower at Midas' Car Wash.
WAKKO.SYS LOADED: coMputER ACtiNgg vERyy odDLyyy....
If you buttered the cat's back what side would he land on?
Wait a minute. This isn't my Tagline!
"Time To Eat!" ─ by Dean R. Bell
Don't crush that dwarf -- hand me the pliers.
"Bother" said Pooh as he pierced his tongue
Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
Revised Opcode: MVLR - MoVe and Lose Record
"@TOFIRST@ launches hinself!"
My wife loves ME, It's the computer she hates!
If I had finished this sentence. -- Hofstadter
I love the women's movement... especially when walking behind them!
You're getting in way over your head. - Duncan MacLeod
"Round the World" ─ by Madge Ellen
Streck aus deinen heißen gelockten.
Do Not Bend - Floppy Diskette Enclosed
Economists do it at bliss point.
DEL TAGLINES.ALT cures tagline excess.
Damn the macros, full speed ahead.
How many people actually read these anyway?
She loved the bulge in my pocket!! It was my wallet.
This message smiley captioned for the humour impaired.
OS/2: Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.
Brother, can you spare a tagline?
Its 1995 and Elvis is still dead.
Telecommuncations is a bit far fetched.
A "pacifist male" is a contradiction in terms.
Pizza! Nature's perfect food. - Don Schanke
Excuse me, do you know the way to Kansas City?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found a 19mm Willmerdinger unit would DO IT.
"Today's special is all the caviar you can eat for $600."
"Slow down at the next red light. I wanna jump out!"
"We're Animaniacs! We have pay-for-play contracts!"
My dog thinks he's human, but my cat KNOWS she's God.
I was just stopped by the LAPD and boy am I beat!
Mary had a little lamb. The doctor was surprised.
Graveyards are full of the indispensable.
I'm not a real sysop, I just play one on TV.
Cluelessness... try it!
I have a new memory... so new, it doesn't fit in my head!
666.00000000000000 -- The high-precision number of the Beast.
Attack another's rights and you destroy your own.
God,put device=tolerance.sys in your config.sys next time
I'm not a mercenary, I'm an OPPORTUNIST ! ƒ
OxyMORON: Prime Minister Mulroney
Don't hate me, I'm just a tagline.
Out to Lunch. If not back by 5, then out to dinner.
GOTO, GOING TO, GONE TO Borg subroutine.
"How'd I hook up with you anyway?" - Mojo to Spiral
Windows:(n.)4. Proof that God has a sense of humor.
It's been nice meeting you, and nicer to see you leave.
Only command not rejected by a cat: EAT
"I think we have a difference of opinion here." - Yakko
Help! My keyboard is stuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Life is the variety of spice.
Look lady!! Your output is my input.
Professionals are predictable ... it's the amateurs that are dangerous.
"'Not good' is a galactic understatement." - Picard
007 of Borg: The Spy Who Assimilated Me.
Ahhhh... No Moderator! Lets chat about CAMPING @#$%& .. NO CARRIER
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
A man who says his wife can't take a joke forgets himself
Is that an XT or are you running Windows?
WINDOWS, Just say NO!!!
I'm not lazy! Just motionally challenged!
Da da da dum. -Beethoven
Alas poor kiroY, I knew him backwards.
I've been seduced by the Chocolate Side of the Farce.
It's finally happened. I'm slightly mad. I think.
Heralds don't pun -- they cant
Mary had potatoes, wine, salad, and a little lamb.
Mama corn to baby corn...the stalk brought you.
In Ulthar, no man may kill a cat.
Worth seeing? Yes, but not worth going to see.
AD&D Quote: "What's a `pantheon', and why is it mad at me?"
Which came first, Lazarus Long or...
The X-Files: Government Denies Knowledge.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he depleted the ozone layer.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and reinstalled TAG-X PRO Tag-X Pro v1.10.
LISP is like a finely choreographed ballet. Ada is like a waltz of
Follow my advice -- If it fails, blame yourself.
Never make a defence or apology before you are accused
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...So be it, Jedi...
* :-* User just ate something sour.
Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline. -Dr. McCoy
I wish I was more like I think I am.
Unable to open LEVI.ZIP. Continue running TAKELEAK.EXE? (Y/N)
Breakfast? Shall I call you or nudge you?
A Marshal of France... Ridiculous! -- Picard
"I know what he's afraid of." -- Mulder
URA Redneck if you have ever bar-b-qued Spam on the grill.
I just gotta write some new taglines...
We could have made it bigger. But why?
If he was here, I would hit him upside the head. - Don Schanke
This Tagg Line Uses Only Four Lttr Wrds!
TONIC.H20 found. BOTTLE.GIN found. SysOp found...LOADED!
I once ate a tagline T-H-I-S big!
In a bad mood? Short-sheet the bed!
Def: Fishing rod: a hook at one end, a fool at the other.
Converse with any plankton lately?
An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction.
New York?!?!? You gotta be kidding!
Why is it that every time I write F you see K?
Fall is when trees change from Beatles to Yul Brynners.
Klingon DOS: That command or file name has no *honor*!
AD&D Famous Last Words: "I don't see any archers..."
Quoth the raven, "Eat my shorts".
FPC: Feed Paper Continuously
HHAALLFF DDUUPPLLEEXX TTAAGGLLIINNEE..
FLINTSTONES: Yabba Dabba Don't
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - s.w.
Who'll take care of the world when I'm gone?
If you must tip a cow, 15% of the check is a good number.
Looks like a fish, moves like a fish, steers like a cow.
Intel Inside: Should be a warning required by law.
OXYMORON : Jews for Jesus
Def: Acoustic: What you play pool with.
Thank you for encouraging my behavior.
Used lottery tickets sold here.
398: I will not steal taglines. 399: I will not steal taglines. 400: I w
Barney - A Jurassic Park DNA sequencing error between dinosaur & Bozo
Blonds have more fun, redheads ARE more fun.
Mr. Worf, Fire at Will. <BZZT> Hey, where did Riker go?
Hey DM, we just found 20 bottles of healing potions... Is this a sign?
Def: Resort: A place where the tired grow more tired.
There's always a driver CRAZIER than you are.
"Nobody's safe 'cuz we care for none..." -- Wakko
MOM'S HINT #292: Learn to love Trolls.
Avoid a mess: Cover the dog before you microwave it.
If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
Humans are such easy prey...
Let's run it up the flagpole and see if anybody salutes it!
Have you actually tasted an airline toilet seat?
BUY AMERICAN. (This tagline made in Japan.)
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Bother! said Pooh, as he watch his 830mb drive slowly format itself.
Professional wrestling: ballet for the common man.
If the GOOD die young, I wonder why I am still here.
This tagline sponsored by Permatex.
A baseball player can't do it if somebody else catches it
This tagline is brought to you by the letter "T".
Hans & Franz of Borg: You haven't been assimilating your muscles.
I will not aim for the head - Bart Simpson
"Bother"said Pooh,as the spell failure caused Rabbit to grow tentacles
Programmer on Computer
Do one to others...
Lose weight: leave Mesklin.
If Jesus was Jewish, then why did he have a Mexican name?
When Bashir grows up he wants to be Riker
Oxymoron: Klingon Diplomacy.
Do sheep shrink whey their wool gets wet???
Ever meet a Moderator who would admit the problem was his?
Ok, now for a quick backu▄L+b&2PO▄1+=3D.
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\PC\CRAWL
"Argh, I've just been stabbed!" said Tom half-heartedly.
"I'll tell you about it later" choked Zaphod as all three passed out.
Dragons are Cat excersise machines!
I don't want it Now, or Right Now, I want it YESTERDAY!
NO, I'm not a Kennedy. My pants just fell down.
The more known about people, the more to admire in dogs.
exiting pontification mode.....
Galactic Conquest Or Bust. --The Borg.
Pomona, Goddess of Fruit Trees, Mother of Apples.
Electric chairs are period furniture: they end a sentence
This tagline handcrafted in Canada.
I took my old Grandma to an antique auction. Made $50!
We embrace eccentricity in New Orleans.
New Borg Movie: Bedknobs and Borgsticks.
I am a BBSaholic ...
As funny as a hate crime.
Positive: Wrong at the top of your voice
"I have the capacity to accumulate and process data, yes."--HoloDoc
Your password is pitifully obvious.
Insurance men tell no lies!
If the dog leaves when the cat enters...no fight today.
I can't use Windows 3.0: My wife killed my mouse.
I agreed to suspend disbelief, not hang it until it died!
Why haven't you answered your E-Mail? My CPU said CUL8R!
Message acknowledged -- The Pershing II missiles have been launched.
Resorting to lawyers is proof of failure.
This is NOT a tagline, please ignore it...
If you'll bring the marshmallows, I'll bring the dragon!
Clinton's plan failed. I still have 3 dollars left!
I (kick)...have HAD(kick)....enough of YOU (kick)!!!
Make a bold fashion statement: Get Naked.
Radiologist - a doctor with an interest in radios.
Stinking Cloud: Component is three pounds of beans.
Fortunately, I had a backup dated 1/1/80! ■
Even with an IQ of 6000 it's still brown trousers time.
Oxymoron: Odd Irony.
MSI - Running out of cutesy taglines in '95
And this 2-record disco set, only from K-TEL!
Windows 95: Get stoned before you install it.. the crashes are COOL!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he rolled over and lit Phill's cigarette.
Old MacDonald had a computer with an EIA I/O
If you're strong enough, there are no precedents.
On the batting end of a no-hitter.
Whoops! Blanked my tagline!
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Those without heads do not need hats.
Make like a sewer and get the dung outta here.
I bet Patch drinks Carling Black Label!
Emoticon: :-I Indifferent smiley.
COFFEE.EXE not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)all asleep
Lie: It wasn't that expensive.
ESP = Essentially Silly People!!
Arlo Guthrie does it on his Motorcycle.
Why ask why? Drink Blood Dry.
National Association For Tagline Assimilators (NAFTA)
URA Redneck if you've ever hit on someone in a VD clinic.
The trouble with reality is, there's no background music.
Betty Crocker is moist and easy? Should this be on TV?
AD&D Famous Last Words: You and what army?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)elfDestruct in 30 SEC?
Cap'n th' t'gline dinna say ennythin'!!
"Fountains mingle with the river, rivers with the ocean."
URA Redneck if the pink flamingoes in your front yard aren't a joke
God is in our wilderness to guide us. - Longacre
Ethics is not necessarily the handmaiden of theology.
Grant me the strength to ignore ignorance
Facts?! You want facts?!
Truman: "The buck stops here!" Clinton: "The buck? It never got here!"
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he signed the pact.
FIDO: all the social dynamics of kindergarten.
None of you exist. My sysop types all the messages.
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Acton
"Is Vince Foster in the house?" <BLAM> "Not Anymore!" - H. Clinton
OXYMORON : Reagan memoirs
Sailors never die - they get a little dinghy.
URA Redneck if the main course at potluck dinners is road kill.
A few cats short of a litter.
Bang, You're Dead!
Member of the Guild of Tagline Thieves.
Thou shalt not omit adultery.
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dogs eye.
Eating crow is no fun, the sharp bones deflate your head
Borg Style. We Came, We Saw, We Absorbed.
If you like Congress, you'll _love_ Bill Clinton!
Smile when you say "Damn Yankee."
Cat: An unprogrammable animal.
Windows UMP: Unjustified Microsoft Profits
A day without sunshine is like a day in Seattle.
"Ground Beef" -- A Cow With No Legs!
MORTHOS ACCESS -- it's not just for kids anymore...
There are myriad ways to remove the epidermis of felines
Windows: Veni, vidi, shelfi. It came, I saw it, it went on the shelf.
Convert your 486 machine into an 8088 -- install Windows!
Hoo hoo hoo, the Sysop didn't even#$^#% NO CARRIER
I come from Kentucky with a QWK packet on my knee.
Hail the Silver Rose, the Paw Princess, Sasha!
In the name of the Old Man, The Kid, and the Spook, amen.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is the only way to go through life.
Never argue with a skunk, mule, woman, or SysOp...
It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
Is God a catch-all term that measures our ignorance?
"Jelly!" - Mindy
But what about Bob?
"Live or die, I'll make a million." - Reebus Kneebus
Borg Moderator: Your Topic Is Irrelevant, your arguments are futile.
Data, sometimes a cake is just a cake. - Troi
Insert explosive in drive B and light fuse when ready.
This is what you might call an Odo episode. Or, Columbodo.
Isn't there a statute of limitations on stupidity?
A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, C)ry
My cat has 9 lives, but my frog croaks daily!
Contentsoftaglinemaysettleduringshipping.
Images and reflections to brighten my day.
If there isn't a God who'd they base the novel on?
This tagline self-destructs when U <ENTER>
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was indicted for tax evasion.
How do you know if your pen runs out of invisible ink?
Daddy, what does "FORMATTING DRIVE C:" mean?
Hi ho! Hi ho! It's off to work I go!
False appearance of fine speech
How did BattleMechs get into this dungeon?
Clinton - General Sekretary Komrad Hillary
218. Sometimes what you get free costs entirely too much.
"Bother," said Pooh as he took aim from behind the grassy knoll.
He who uses bad language is an ignorant schmuck.
Nuther Bryalunt Minde Distoryed By Publik Educashun.
NR] ■ I am an actor NOT a re-actor.
The Corlick Sisters must DIE!
Giving money to Government is like giving drugs to addict
Do not anger dragons, for they're subtle and will sh*t on your computer.
CULT (n.) - The church up the street from yours.
Cat rule #2: Bite the hand that won't feed you fast enough.
"After all this time - and I still manage to impress myself."
Don't get even -- get odd!
Beatings will continue until sector is found!
Def: Mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
Road Runner: Fast Food
I'd love to, but I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.
OXYMORON : Passive activity
To study a subject best, understand it thoroughly before you start.
"They're unconscious. Load them into the hover-craft."
Don't hit the keys so hard, it hurts.
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Just say no to victimless crimes.
"Bother," said Pooh as he turned into a bat.
"Bother," said Pooh when he found that Eeyore was a donkey voodoo doll
Clinton Medical Dictionary: CAESAREAN SECTION: A NEIGHBORHOOD IN ROME.
Mosquito: Designed by God to make flies seem better.
Yes my son, long ago mail was read 1 packet at a time.
I love movie lines for taglines...
HINTHINTHINTHINTHINTHINTHINTHINTHINTHINTHINTHINTHINTHINT
Beat me, whip me, make me write Tribble taglines.
You are dilated to 10 cm. You may now give birth -- Worf
Bill Clinton has turned the White House into the Waffle House.
TV Truth: If a woman is running, she will trip and fall.
Hackers DO IT without proof of termination.
Thanks for all you do as Sysop to make the net a good one.
Have YOU scrambled your taglines lately?
If fast food is so bad, why are the burger joints always so crowded?
If you run out of deodorant put a bay leaf under each arm
We need more power! Can you give us any more?!
Floppy not responding, Format HARD DRIVE instead? (Y/N)
tHαt!ll téÆch 'em▀
Repent all ye 2400 baud modems, the end is NEAR!
Never offend with style when you can offend with substance.
I registered SLiMeR and all I got was this stupid tagline
In a bad mood? Feign serious illness!
Brought to you by PCZ, the PD Zmodem protocol!
IBM: Itsy Bitsy MIPS
MOM'S HINT #324: Remember how your mother felt about Mick Jagger.
The number watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Lead me not into temptation - unless there's money involved. -SLR
Abuse: The bitter clamour of two eager tongues.
We all see the same sky but different horizons.
Luke: "I'm not afraid." Yoda: "Oh, you will be. You will be."
"Looks like I picked a bad week to give up booze."
I modem down, but they growd back.
"And my heart is sick of being in chains."
URA Redneck if you've figured out a way to put a gun rack on a bicycle.
This message will self-destruct in five seconds.....
Black holes are where God forgot to cancel the infinities
I've always wanted to make love to an alien.
"Say 'no new taxes' without laughing."
The poor workman blames his tools.
Emoticon: *) Tribble Smiley
Friends don't let friends pay retail.
Oxymoron: Down Escalator.
Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter!!!
Go get the bard off the floor. We got some killing to do.
Make like deodorant and roll on.
Moderators hate On Topic messages, nothing for them to do.
Putting out the fire with vaseline ...
"As the dew forms upon the morning rose, I bid you farewell."
"Ecclesiastical Infractions" ─ by Cardinal Sin
"That's no moon... this is a moon," said Ben, pulling down his pants.
I've been watching TONS of hockey lately - yeah, on Sega Genesis.
I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is having.
This tagline is tax free in 49 states - sorry Tennessee!
Terminal Whiff: The airline smell your clothes have after long flight.
Why do we drive on "parkways" and park in "driveways?"
Def: Dog: The only popular tail-bearer.
I listen to the C shells on the C shore of the UNIX C.
Put the cat out? But it's not on fire!
Never argue with a skunk, mule, cat, woman, or sysop.
I'm a Pea - I can feel a princess through 50 matresses
IMAGINE! I was accused of being an ADULT the other day!
Surely you joust!
The greatest productive force is human selfishness.
For once, I can't think of an appropriate tagline.
Def: Dime: A dollar with all the taxes taken out.
"He could clear the savannah after every meal!"
Accountants do it for profit.
Kathryn Page ■ Bobby Page's sister
All of this generosity has made me tired!" -- The Cat
Press Alt-H for temporary Sysop access.
I am Lancelot of Borg. Resistance is feudal.
Doing time in San Clinton - up for parole in 1996.
Imagine the child of Oscar Mayer and Betty Crocker.
I bought tires made with Congressional checks!
Evil I did dwell; lewd did I live.
Doing my part to annoy the religious right....
Nah! that's my modem speaking in tongues.
You're an old timmer if you eat radio dinners!
New Shimmer is a dessert topping Dammit!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Mimic the turtle. To get places, it sticks its neck out!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Make Me!
If I could think of one it'd be right HERE!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)rab a pointed stick and kill it?
"Come on, Doc. Time to be a hero." ■ Kira Nerys
Please remit payment for taglines to I.R.S.
Friends don't let friends do Windows.
Engineers: often wrong, seldom in doubt
Window Error:010 Reserved for future mistakes
WARNING: Do not attempt this at home.
"It's a terrible thing to waste one's mind." - Quayle
Be vewwy vewwy quiet ... I'm hunting taglines.
Practice safe fax....use a cover sheet.
Don't take life serious, it ain't permanent.
But I Did Read The Docs,....I Just Didn't Understand Them
Ettorre's Observation: The other line moves faster.
Elevator men do it on all floors
The Lab called: your brain is ready.
To fight Vader in MKII, insert 50 quarters and reset the machine...
Phone 1-800-4BLONDE for information
No, no thanks, I'm on this liquid diet. - Nick Knight
Upload Error #69 - Blonde Not Attached
COMMAND.COM not found. Running NONSENSE.COM. Ufdsk (Q/L)?
A fool and his money soon becomes a SysOp.
Blondes prefer gentlemen, too
The act of writing is the act of making soul, alchemy.<Anzaldua>
What do you mean you "formatted the Kat"???
Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward.
The Joy of Sax: Jazz music in the Late 20th Century.
Silly wabbit! QWK's are for QWKiddds!
COMDEX: Sturgis for nerds
"Bother," said Pooh, as a vole stole his honey.
Banectomy: The removal of bruises on a banana. -- Rich Hall
I am Borg │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││, who are you?
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
Schmidt's Law-If you mess with it long enough, it breaks.
"Have a nice day!" "No thanks, I have to work."
Caution: I drive using The Force.
If I was rich I wouldn't have just an XT
"I think we just met today's Special Friend..." - Yakko
OXYMORON - POOR OLD LAWYERS
I have a good eye, uncle: I can see a church by daylight
NO CARRIER, but I've got a few warships and F-15's...
Don't Steal. The government hates competition
If I cared at all, it wouldn't be much.
For once I'm at a loss for words. Mark down the date!
All of us have unique talents and gifts.<Cordes>
Democracy: 3 wolves & a sheep voting on what's for lunch.
If the Message Won't End, Continue It.
AD&D Famous Last Words: Have I ever let you down before?
I will not sell land in Florida --Bart Simpson.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Rusty Miller IS cool...
"So you can't see me... no, not at all!" - Magenta
"The People of Mensa" ─ by Gene Yuss
Tagline Chips! Betcha can't snag just one!
Yo momma like Domino's pizza-- Something for nothing
Celtic Management Training for Sysops
Def: Postscript: The only thing of interest in some letters.
I am Beavis of Borg: You said *A$$*imilate. Um-umm-umm-mm-umm.
"Stop that, Pinky. It's very annoying." - The Brain
Barbie doesn't come with Ken, she comes with GI Joe.
Those who can, Do. Those who can't, attend COBBA meetings
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lay back and lit Piglet's cigarette.
As funny as a brick through a plate glass window.
Sometimes I don't care if I never die.
Hide the gerbils! Here comes Clinton's new army!
"Chocolate is a serious thing!" - D. Troi
It's cow isn't it? - Janette
MODERATORS shouldn't get personal..... don't you agree..
I'll consider Windows useful as soon as I grow a 3rd arm.
Deliver: What too much alcohol affects.
"I taught him everything I know and he's still stupid."
KEYBOARD ERROR ... hit F-1 to continue...
I am Clinton of Borg. Campaign promises are irrelevant.
Debby Does Dallas, "A busy girl that Debbie, isn't she?"
"Uninteresting Road Signs" ─ by Bill Bored
Lawyers, the mothers of deception.
<tap> <tap> <tap> Is this thing on?
If you can't see your breath, it's too warm for playoffs!
Def: Golfer: A person who hits and lies.
"How you get so big eating food of that kind" - Yoda
Lie: The program is bug free.
AD&D Famous last words: The DM won't let us die!
Man invented language to satisfy his need to complain.
Real programmers smoke C-gars!
If I had $0.00001 for every time Windows crashed...
I used up all my sick days so I'm phoning in dead.
It's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way!
AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse
If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure. -- Dan Quayle
Free the San Francisco 49ers!
"It's beyond me! Help me Mommy!" -- Brad Majors
"Bother," said Pooh, when the red dot appeared on his chest.
Oxymoron: Apartment complex.
Hey, life is hard, but even harder when you're stupid!
Something in the way she moves... - Beatles
Clinton's worst nightmare? Rush Limbaugh marries Chelsea.
Is a sysop with one bad leg a SYS-HOP ??
FAY: Fetch Amulet of Yendor
For 20 dollars, I'll give you a good fortune next time ...
Crime wouldn't pay if the Government ran it!
Fore! damnit I said Fore!
At all ages you are certain you still have another year.
She's so fat that when she sings, it's over!
Chess is good, Chest is better!
Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaking≈2:¼╓b╦° NO CARRIER
I ate the frosting. -- Zachary Butler.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Blue Harvest Prequel/Director's Cut `97
Preserve wildlife. Catch a wild squirrel and pickle it.
The idea of calm exists in a sitting cat.
"Great Men Named Gene" ─ by Imagene Tu
It's just a jump to the left...
"'Kay, bye." - Colin
Make like Jaques Custeau and dive.
URINATE: Someone pretty. Almost a TEN.
Kill a lawyer today-executem Pro bono.
A pretty .GIF is like a melody
PKUNZIP -d CLINTON.ZIP...Exploding ECONOMY.USA
"Boys. Control yourselves!" - Dot Warner
Flamers have uncontrollable vowel movements.
Miracles are great, but they are so damned unpredictable.
Every line a straight line, every pause a song cue.
Def: Hangover: The wrath of grapes.
I've seen a vegetable truck, and heard an onion ring.
I never thought I'd be running from a giant snowflake.
NAK NAK Who's there? rdgnker#$%^#$%^@#%U#%^#... NO CARRIER
Of course not. Gotta leave the best for last! :)
I got call-waiting; I need another answer machine.
Are you having fun yet?
Would you care for some 3.1415...?
Save the wales! Nuke Greenpeace instead!
Oxymoron: Scottish Danish (actual pastry sold at 7-11)
I am Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated.
In politics stupidity is not a handicap.
URA Redneck if all of your four-letter words are two syllables
Flames to dkoresh@davidians.com
Avenge yourself. Live long and burden your kids.
God Made Whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the World!
IBM - I've Been Manipulated!
Having a SIDEWINDER mean never having to say I'M SORRY!
"So certain are you, yes?" - Yoda
I have dynamic memory, it needs refreshing...
Show me a vampire with a tan and I'll show you a painter!
I like fast food. That's why I never order snails.
Ç "it was a Circumcision accident..actually"
Prejudice is the reason of fools. Voltaire.
It ain't over 'til you read the TAGLINE!!!
Direct from the Ministry of Willie Wanka
"I'd like a hot dog," Tom said frankly.
Taglines are meant to be stolen.
Keep yer eyes on the road, yer hands upon the weeuhl...
Marry me and I'll never bother you again
Why don't Michael Jackson's underwear fit?
Cable TV is not a right, nor a utility, it's a luxury.
Oh God! I almost stole a tagline!
"Heavens, they're multiplying." - Brain
If this is hell, then where are all the lawyers?
CTHULHU CALLS: and gets a busy signal at my house.
Often a clear conscience is just a bad memory.
Everywhere is an LD call from here.
Brain: [...../] Moderator Brain: [\.....] Any questions?
CoSysop, Thunderbolt BBS - SDS, SDN, and more
Did you see something during transport? -- Geordi
Hangnail............A coat hook
Gee... what a cute little tagline!
If you wanna eat..then go to the kitchen
Out there, thataway!
Use your imagination, and your fantasy will create it!
MOM'S HINT #042: Carry Wash'n Dry.
Forrest Gramp: Back in my day, we had to walk 10 miles to get a box...
I'll stop pulling her ears if she knows what she's doing!
"Men know life too early, women too late" Wilde
Dognut: The giant nut on the side of a fire hydrant.
How you gonna do it? SLiMeR It!
There's ALWAYS enough time for a QWKie!
KIDS! Please try this at home!
1 #192 ■ Help, I'm modeming and I can't hangup!
Man who stands on toilet is high on POT!
057. Good customers are as rare as latinum, treasure them.
Every living thing wants to survive.
Hi, I'm from the government and I'm here to help you!
I'd love to, but I don't want to leave my comfort zone.
I backed up my hard drive...and smashed into a bus
Flips and Tumbles: Jim Nastics
Veni, Vedi, Clinti - I came, I saw, I lied.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Lwaxana began giving him Oomox.
Yo momma so fat she looks like shes smuggling a Volkswagon
I was just being polite, Sir. -- Worf
Humans: Useful domestic animals,popular with cats.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the mountain he was climbing suddenly erupted
"Good thing it wasn't a Double Jeopardy question." -- Mulder
A committee is a life form with many legs and no brain.
I'm shooting forward at the speed of 60 minutes per hour.
"Bother," said Pooh, as they nailed him to a tree
Unrecoverable Application Error, @TOFIRST@.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the vice squad took his .GIF files
Hacking means never having to say you're done.
Four boxes keep us free: Soap, Ballot, Jury and Cartridge.
Oxymoron: loyal opposition
Coffee is my only REAL friend.
Freedom is doing what you like, happiness is liking what you do.
"The Art of Shoplifting" ─ by Phil Mypockets
Anything you post will be quoted & used against you in a Tagline court.
Clinton in '96 - "Four More Veers"
My third pet is .BATty; my fourth is MOUSEY.
I love it when you dBase me!
Don't worry the next message will be better!
Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting.
..I can't use windows. My cat ate my mouse.
OW! Quit it. OW! Quit it. OW! Quit it. OW! Quit it.
"No wonder you're such a wuss." - Butt-Head
DM Advice: He who buys the pizza, lives.
Honour thy motherboard.
"Pom pom pom pom." --Flowers singing in Alice in Wonderland
Virtual morality is more common than Virtual Reality.
We've all been here before - Riker
Bother! said Pooh, as the bungie cord broke.
"I need to put out the cat" said the fireman.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: BACTERIA: THE BACK DOOR OF A CAFETERIA.
A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
Def: Hangnail: A place to hang your coat and hat upon entering
I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks left!
Horn busted! Watch for finger........
Serial Port - Red Wine on Grape Nuts...
A die-hard Kingston Trio fan.
If the world is a stage, I have stage fright!
"Are your cookies made with real Girl Scouts?" ─ Wednesday
I'm hopelessly addicted to my PC and modem!
Reality - like truth - seems to be such a slippery thing. -Myra I Fox
Def: BBS: A method to triple your phone bill.
I love it when a tagline comes together
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!" - Leia
!CAUTION! Taglines may be hazardous to your disk space!
There are such things as monsters. -- Belle, Bone Gnawer
"Bother," said Pooh as he found that he had an S.T.D.
By the way, what does BTW mean?
Larry Bell isn't a phone company, but he should be!
* <- Tribble (__¥¥__) <- Sumo wrestling Tribbles
Why don't they make mouse-flavored cat food?
Confused Now? -- Try EdLin With SLiMeR . . .
Lew Otto has a hot towel
Captain, I protest. I am NOT a merry man! - Worf
Offre à Gilles zèbres, oeufs, à l'érèbe hécatombe!
You can't direct the wind, but you can adjust your sails.
Oxymoron: Elementary Calculus
'Tis Ivan, on a visit.
YKYBITTL when your message text becomes tagline fodder!
Republican National Convention, Avert Clinton; unbalance opinion.
I'm warning you--if you kill me, they'll just send 008.
The sign said eight items or less. So I changed my name to Les.
Articulation Inconsistencies: Politically Correct lying!
Poetry isn't obscene.......it's per verse!
Wolverine Amedeus Mozart: composer of clawsical music.
Hackers do It with all sorts of characters
SYSOPS KNOW an 8-hour day is for sissies!!!
I live in my own world... Peaceful visitors welcome...
You can now call Mr. Happy 'MR. TRIPOD!'
Oxymoron: wickedly funny
"Hey, is that Barry Manilow?" - Yakko Warner
We have engaged the Borg. The wedding will be Friday.
Def: Backup: Opposite of forward.
I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes... - s.w.
Live long enough to be a problem to your kids.
Don't stop that fiddlin' around
Cats are the world's way of telling you your furniture is too nice.
Before TV was invented I wonder if they had radio dinners?
It's called Windows because it's such a pane to use.
Barney is to television what Steve Winter is to Fidonet.
Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.
Let us teach the basics.
Famous Last Words #40: "Lolth, Schmolth - get Ms. Ugly outa my way!"
For Sale: One mind, hardly used. Owner has vacated.
And whatever you do, DON'T CRITICIZE THE MODERATORS!
Admiral @LN@ is in Major Kira's quarters.
I my wife,I my cat, I Med, I if I do, if I don't
URA Redneck if you refer to a long-bed pickup as a "Stretch Limo".
"Bother," said Pooh, as Dot kissed him.
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
Today's been one hell of a week!
When in doubt, do as the doubters do
A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle.
*BOOM* So much for the find traps roll.
Famous Last Words #85: "What are you doing over there?"
Twenty-four hours, 24 beers...
But the cow CHIP is organic....
To boldly call where no modem has called before!
Borgus & Butt-head: "Huh huh huh assimilation is cool!"
All kings are mostly rapscallions. -- Twain
"Come along. The Master doesn't like to be kept waiting." -- Riff
"Captain, this tribble is dead." Spock
FENCERS do it in a full lunge
AD&D Lesson #126 - Don't play fetch the stick with Cerebus.
Polish invention : Airplanes that don't fly so they don't crash.
Poland's favorite Olympic sport: javeline catching.
I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to.
Brobeck the brown nosed user...
"Do you enjoy the music?" Kirk "Music?" Alice 118 "Music?" Alice 2
"You're out of your mind!" "Yeah, ain't it cool?"
CHEVROLET: Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time
Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
Better is the death knell for Good Enough
Standing under falling pianos is not recommended.
My computer has the dreaded "Not Enough Money" virus!
For sale: 1/2 piece of mountain climbing rope - cheap.
Write error: /dev/null 100% full.
Deja Q: A very, very odd feeling that this ST/TNG episode is a re-run.
ABEND: PLugremovEDfromouTLT
A man must know his limitations if he wants to survive.-Hamza el-Kahir
"More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks Roy, I'm stuffed."
Pooh sat entranced by the ((((HYPNOTIC))))((((TAGLINE))))
Support NAFTA, export Clinton and Bore
Give the gift that keeps on giving; a female kitten.
Kirk has a cool phaser -- not some pansy Braun mix-master
Sector not found: Abort Ignore Run screaming from house.
"Okay, I love you, Bye-bye!" - Mindy
ASSIMILATION PARTY! I'll bring the Borgers, you bring the
Clinton's 1040EZ: Just send it all in...
Lie: My alarm didn't go off.
Reagan is proof that there is life after death.
In Nova Scotia we have a word for sushi -- bait.
Use your head. Little things count.
He calls that a little adventure? - Riker
Don't count your chickens before they cross the road...
How come only friends step on your new sneakers?
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkboo
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ind someone to blame?
I had my head examined. They didn't find *anything*!
"The geeks shall inherit the earth." - Karl Lehenbauer
Stick \'stik\ n. 1: A boomerang than doesn't work
Ink wiring mimes wont tonneau.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his torpedoes missed the Death Star's weak spot.
Does Rome still rule the world? - Nefertiri
Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe...
McCoy:"On second thought, maybe I'm not a doctor"
I wish someone would steal this tagline.<I DID>
Some things are still sacred - I haven't taken them apart
I am Alf of Borg: All cats will be assimilated.
Hardware hackers DO IT with transceivers.
Is there a motion on the floor?
Baby not wanted: (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore
DOS means Do Other Stupid...
BorgDOS v5.0 - Assimilate Another? [Y/n]
How do I send enough messages to use all my taglines?
Oxymoron: Resident Visitor.
Telerama: The Best Internet Provider! 28.8k 412-226-8060
Lose that ugly FAT!: Download a trojan today!
A Sysop and his money are soon parted.
You can't win. You can't break even. You can't get out of the game.
TV Truth: Mothers actually worry about brands of peanut butter.
Dying bravely doesn't make you any less dead. -SLR
Support Windows: Show OS/2 to your friends!
Learning without thought is labor lost.
Life IS a highway. It's backed up for 2 miles!
I prefer the company of equals. - Riker
ERRATA: Tagline should read "erratum".
Hey God why are you doing this to me? -- NIN
He who dies with the most TAGLINES...still dies!!!
You should never tell the same lie twice. - Garak
Today is the scene of the accident.
Yo momma has one hand and a Clapper.
I didn't vote for Clinton--or for her husband.
@FN@ would rather be playing hockey.
(A)bort (R)etry (U)se a better tagline.
Thanks, Dave!
The SCA: We have archaic and eat it too!
"Bother," said Pooh as he was forced to watch Babylon 5.
Lighten up guys! It was just a joke...
"My Desert Crossing" ─ by I. Rhoda Camel
Professional mail reader on closed modem. Do not attempt.
Peace is an extension of war by political means. L. Long
Def: Advertising: Telling lies to attract shoplifters.
Start the day with a smile and get it over with.
Sensors show a tagline thief in this sector, Captain.
Q: What's a Redhead's mating call? A: "Are the blondes gone yet?"
Def: Forth: One of the top five computer languages.
ALWAYS get your hamborger served on a deflector dish.
Bad day: Smokey the Bear stamps out your birthday cake.
The Sysop of MY board is better than yours!
"The Credit Card" ─ by Wright N. Bills
"On the count of one, unzip your pants!" - Buzzcut
People are boring. Computers are fun.
Conservatives: Can't live with em... but they're easy to make fun of!
TV Truth: Women always have to be rescued.
Do you smoke after interfacing with the computer?
If you think before you speak, the other guy gets his joke in first.
Impeach Clinton now. Avoid the rush in '96.
"Bother," said Pooh as he reverted to his liquid state.
Ladies Golf Lessons - By Rasta Palmer, Bedroom Golf Champ
Lets not stay any longer than we have to.
DSZ.DOC: Great tech-weeny ramblings, good rolling paper
Please don't spoil everything by telling me the truth.
Silly wabbit......QWKs are for QWKidds.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where barbecued Ewoks are our speciality...
You mean there are other off-line mail readers???
We ought to ban lawyers from reproducing.
because that's what He's getting.
Imitation is the sincerest form of plagiarism
I'm having too much fun to be clinically depressed!
Christmas cancelled -- Joseph confessed.
A 'language' is a dialect with an army.
LAWYERS would do it but for "hung jury."
Steal this tagline: @FROM@ Tagline!
Bad day: Takes more oil to fill your car than gas.
URA redneck if your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
I will not bury the new kid -Bart
Give your computer some air: Rip out its Windows!
"Yeah...I love the Wheel of Morality...*MWAH*" -- Wakko
What do you mean, my new command is a garbage scow?? Riker
If you can't make it good, make it expensive.
Barney episodes we'll never see: "Picking Up The Dino-doo."
Qedit, or forget it!
Country music causes severe trigger-finger itch.
WANTED: Scab tagline writers to replace strikers
Dominoes vobiscum.
Bother! said Pooh, as Chewbacca ripped him in half.
"These things I command you, that you love one another." - John 15:17
Have you crashed your Windows today?
Cheap tagline
Will someone answer that damn ringing?!? - Riker
Could we please have some more?
* <-- Tribble >* <-- Warner Tribble
He who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.
A question hangs in the haze... when will you rage...
May the Force be with you. Pass the ketchup.
Bother! said Pooh, as he rolled over and lit @F's cigarette.
Taglines: What some of us wade through a whole message for.
Someone say "crash"? We all need hobbies!
I knew I had some reason for not killing you...Now what was it?
URA Redneck if your father is also your uncle.
Fuzzy Logic: A Vulcan contemplating a tribble.
Fort Wayne is not the headquarters of F troop.
Suffering from the inhumanity of regular employment.
Purple hum, Assorted cars, Laser lights you bring
Windows is to OS/2 as Etch-A-Scetch is to Art.
Jedi do it with Force.
Smile--makes people wonder what you've been up 2
So why does Heidi Fleiss have you 9 times in her book?
What's all this fuss about youth in Asia?
Haven't you ever seen a dragon being arrested before?"<Capt Vimes>
A penny saved is a Congressional error
He who fishes in other man's well often catch crabs.
"Flamiel!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot Warner
If you catch it at school, it's now GRRAIDS
At last...the Gathering! - The Kurgan
no, I don't have a graduate degree - why do you ask?
"Time to snuff yer pilot light, bub!" -- Logan
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled the trigger on Tigger.
Oxymoron: Living dead
Fascinating, a totally parochial attitude.
DM Advice: To maintain game balance, all wizards must die young.
MacIntosh:Computer with training wheels you can't remove.
Are the noises in my head bothering you?
Klingons never bluff -- Worf
The Irish In Israel: A Retrospective
Bill Clinton: The Dan Quayle of Presidents.
If there was a RAP conference, could you bust a RIME?
Pay your exorcist or you'll be repossessed!
here I am in 53 B.C. and all I want is a dill pickle!!
"I'm the dishwasher out back. Hide my tip in the gravy."
"Bother," said Pooh as he rolled over and lit @TF's cigarette.
"Especially uninvited." - Wakko Warner
URAT, if you call your new Pontiac the USS Picard.
No ...conversation....interesting monologues, that is all.<West>
Don't be a snob. Never lie when truth is more profitable.
Brown spots in the Desert- By Squat and Leavit
Feeling lucky? Update your software.
<<@This Completes Your Request To The *Tagline Addict*@>>
AD&D Famous Last Words: We really won't need a Cleric anyway.
How are ya doing? Good I hope! See ya later.....|-)
Waddya mean FIRED?!
Def: Time: an illusion perpetrated by the makers of space.
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██ ▄█▄ ▄▄▄ ▄█▌ ▀▌ █▌ ▄▀ (Tetris Tagline)
The Highways jammed with power heroe's...
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried to install OS/2. (For the tenth time.)
Quarry: Better Tastin' 'Cause It's Mined.
Tagline disabled
Bomb #20, you're out of the bomb bay again!
Impeach the President! (And her husband, too.)
Why do tornadoes only hit trailer parks?
"Lie through your teeth, b*tch!"
Admit nothing, deny everything, blame the Sysop.
Antique Stripper To Display Wares At Store
Strength is obtained by meeting resistance.
Nietzsche: Dieu est mort! Dieu: Nietzsche est mort!
"Bother," said Pooh as he awakened Tiamet.
So...you have a sister..Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me..
It's Ensign Pillsbury, Jim. He's bread.
Oxymoron: male logic
"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod.
Multitask? I can't even get my kids to.
My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born-again atheist.
"C'mon, sibs..." - Yakko Warner
Real programmers use COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE
CRUNCH! "What're you doing, Worf!?" "Studying Data-Comp
Ferret: Tigger without stripes...
Is It True That Al Gore Once Had A Near Life Experience?
"You can't polish a turd, Beavis..." - Butt-Head
"Oh, the humanity!" -- Yakko
Satyrs have more faun.
Well, you failed miserably with this one. Begone!
Member John Guest School of Creative Editing
Morale will decrease until beatings continue!
War! The highest social function.
Moderator sighted, insert random on-topic tagline.
It sure is a damned UGLY nothing! --- Geordi LaForge
Captain's Log Stardate @SDATE@: Ensign @TOLAST@ is under investigation.
"I am not programmed to respond in that area." Norman
Women know what they want--what they don't have...
FORD! The only way to drive in style very fast!!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he spontaneously combusted
I had to fire my first mate from the boat, said Tom excruciatingly.
Taglines are like cats - you only think you own them.
I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in
If it exists, it's obsolete. ■
Windows95: Alpha tested by many, Currently Beta testing by millions.
Whew! Only 1 min left of this 40 min. downlo#$%NO CARRIER
"These chicks would not talk to us." - Butt-Head
"Over here!" Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Oxymoron: negative momentum
Pentium: When only the most recent mediocrity will do...
Play you BBS Crash? OK, you go first#^#$ NO CARRIER
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...taking cyberspace by Force!
Drive not ready: (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)o to Impulse, (C)all Geordi
"Bother," said Pooh as he touched a live wire
Man is the animal who thinks he isn't an animal.
Mud wrestlers do it dirty.
OXYMORON : Preservation Development Corp.
she lied to us Vader..she deliberatly lied...
Oxymoron: Definite Posability.
Yo momma hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
The return of the Outbound Flight Project!
Blondes are smart.....now *thats* funny!
Clowns do it for laughs.
"Nadolig LLawen a Blwyddyn Newydd Dda." - Welsh Christmas
"Bother," said Pooh as the piranhas nibbled his eyes out
Oxymoron: Brotherly love.
Failure reading left brain (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)rolic?
If money is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive! - Leia
"Oh captain! my captain! our fearful trip is done." WW
A huge anti-semantic movement arose.
Righteous Gump.....You've Lost That Box of Chocolates.
Normal is forgotten!
Geez, what did you do to my poor little tagline!?
URA Redneck if your porch collapses and more than 3 dogs die.
Oxymoron: runs under Windows
Taglines: Steal all you want... we'll make more....
Art for art's sake is a philosophy of the well-fed.
What a lovely world it is that has women in it!
Don't cook tonight -- starve a rat today!
A slap across the muzzle will squelch any dragon's hostile tendencies.
Below is a list of all the taglines I have
"Bother" said Pooh as 5,000 Whitecloaks topped the hill.
Death is nature's way for telling you you've slowed down.
And 97.8% of all statistics are made up on the spot!
"Nothing is fair in the world." -- Crenshaw, Gangrel
Rush Limbaugh is a twit. I know, he's at all the meetings.
Now that we travel in space how about travelling in time?
╪╗╚╪╝╔╪T╚A╝G╪L╚I╝N╪E╚╪╝F╪R╚O╝M╪╗╚H╝E╪L╚L╪╝╔╪╗╚╪╝
"Gee, it's got rhythm and you can dance to it, too!" - Yakko Warner
021. Never place friendship above profit.
What the hell, put all your eggs in one basket.
"Luke... use the mouse, Luke..." - Obi-Windows
Trust me, I'm a lawyer.
I love running Windows! NOT!
Redneck Menu Conundrum #1: What wine goes with Moon Pies?
Bill Clinton: The Democrat's idea of a practical joke!
"She lives in a fire department training building." -- Crow
PASS: Tagline Inspector #13
If you share your beer with the dog, you might be a Redneck.
If you don't know how to spell a word, how do you find it
"Kira, how many people did you kill?" -- Dax
"But I'm a good dog, they sometimes throw me a bone..."
Evil always triumphs, because good is dumb.-Dark Helmet
Fantasy is my shelter from an insane world.
"Bother," said Pooh as he approached terminal velocity
This tagline will explode in 15 seconds. Just TRY swiping it!
URA Redneck if you have any relatives named Elmer or Jed.
Golfers do it in 18 holes.
Lost: one tagline - old, but very cuddly.
I think therefore I am awake.
Is there an alcoholic beverage made from oat bran?
Def: Bigamist: One who makes the same mistake twice.
This ∞ö∞ tagline has ∞ö∞ a few ∞ö∞ bugs in it...
Have a cigar. It's my only vice. <Dr. Praetorius>
I am woman! I an invincible! I am pooped!!
Mary had a little lamb...with some white wine and a tossed salad
And the only thing the Borg left behind was Windows '95.
Hello... hello... is there anyone out there?
Left Middle Right
The more you use it, the less you need it.
I use moderation... moderately.
May ye be bitten only in daylight.
Do it with style
" Go 'head and steal my tagline it flatters me."
"Bother," said Pooh, as he went blotchy from that time with Eeyore.
If winning isn't important, then why keep score?
Big Blonde Daughter Available - Write if interested
Hey @FN, don't steal this tagline!
Aquatic Huge Giant Space Hamster.
I have nothing more to say! NOT!
Don't judge a book by its movie.
You may have been a good smuggler, but now you're Bantha fodder.
Hole In Wall at Nudist Colony, Police Looking Into It
How can a chemical substance provide an escape? -- Wesley
"Bother," said Pooh, trying to raise a vein.
Armies are paid to kill people and break things.
I want to talk to my lawyer! Sure, he's in the next cell.
"I know pain at the molecular level." - The Crow
One can't fall into a bidet as far. -Why women like bidets #7 -JCF
"How to Tell the Future" ─ by Chris Taball
"Number One, buy me a Pontiac!" Picard
If I got the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
Never Argue With a Skunk, Mule, Woman or a SysOp
We hackers live for danger. It's part of the code.
The future is unknown, the past is fixed, to-day is cripp
FACT: SuperButtons can bend cold steel with his bare head.
Oxymoron: Little Hope.
AT&GETMAIL&READMAIL&REPLY&STEALTAGTD
One lie always leads to another.
To avoid seeing a fool, break your mirror.
I can't believe I just bought a new HDrive for recipes.
"By the gods, I'm adventuring with a troup of dancers!" -- Tracener
I still don't have a handle on life, but I have its FCB.
Using Canada's best: Telix and SLMR.
There's no skeletons in my closet!
Love is sufficient unto love. - Kahlil Gibran
I didn't like that tagline. So I made this one up!
Mr. Worf! Fire at Will .. Which one sir?
"It is...*frown* It is...*sniff* It is...green." - Data
Famous last words: "Worf, you MUST be a wimp."
Death...DEATH to ALL who OPPOSE US!!! - Heavy Metal
That formality sounds kinda funny coming from a Yakko :-)
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: GROUND BEEF!
Inflation means the Buck does not stop here...
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
IBM/AMIGA/MAC* 1031 Meg
My System's Wholly Integrated Newly Designed Over Weight Solitaire
Constants aren't; variables don't.
If there were no "C", we'd use PASAL, BASI, and OBOL!
Did I _REALLY_ say that?
Beer can's empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzz....
Flogging in the Army: Corporal Punishment
"Virgins R Us" is closed due to lack of personnel!
Blonde Borgs all have the same fun.
I don't think TLX will steal a tearline
The greatest fault is to be conscious of none.
Entropy isn't what it used to be
Do not ask for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee!
Please relocate to the theological place of eternal punishment.
"Bother" said Pooh as he grabbed the wrong end of the heated forge tongs
Bye bye, boys! Have fun storming the castle!
The management is not responsible for taglines left unattended.
I'm Buster Brown and I live in a shoe!
The differential of hi over ho is ho di hi minus hi d ho ho over ho ho.
I bathe regularly. What's your excuse?
I'll have the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle soup, pluheeze?
Polaroid does it in seconds.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...We're all fine down here...How are you?
At last! Darth Dallas! Dark lord of the evil cynical empire!
Then, are you saying you are not normal? :-)
It's great to be smart 'cause then you know stuff.
Borg assimilated my world & all I got is this lousy T-Shirt!
The game of life is a game of boomerangs.<Shin>
On Christmas List: Bigger hard drives, for computer and for bedroom.
All the world's a Schroedinger Box, and we are merely kitties.
I am Hefner of Borg. All your babes will be assimilated.
If it's fixed, don't break it!
"Animany, Totally insaney, Pinky and the Brainy, Animaniacs!"
Kirk's girlfriends always looked good in soft light.
I sense millions of minds focused on my cleavage - Troi
Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before.
YKYHW: You laugh out loud at the Taglines.
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (K)addish
"Bother," said Pooh, as Macgyver ran to him with his pants down.
Hooray for Christopher Columbus! I'm proud to be here!
What you mean, wrestling is FIXED?
Purrpetual motion: A kitty playing.
"Where ignorant armies clash by night." Arnold
Life is one big worse case scenario.
No, I'm tellin ya, my cat REALLY ate my 1040 form!
Taglines, taglines, taglines. So many taglines, and so little time!
Where do honey bees go potty? At a BP station naturally.
By the way, you're soaking in it.
Kirk knows 20th century curses.
To love is to be vulnerable.
Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy blue-green meat is.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he continued machinegunning the life rafts.
I have an open mind: My brains keep falling out!
If you enjoy being hated, become a Moderator.
One modem said to another: mind showing me your bits?
Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
Danger! Human at keyboard!
Mail found: praise sysop!
EMT's....We love to play Doctor !!!!
OXYMORON : Necessary evil
Passwords? -- We don' need no steenkin passwords!
Vote anarchist.
Lock up your children because its Prozac the killer elf!
When the Masochist says "Hurt me" the Sadist says NO!
My other vehicle is a B-Wing!
Famous last words - Jesus Christ: Father, beam me up.
'You're not paranoid if they're really after you.'
AD&D Lesson #314 - Avoid damage, use your henchmen as ablative armor.
Oxymoron: finished buildings
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...It is your destiny...
Dragon droppings, coal... What's the difference?
"I see the beauty." - Butt-Head
LeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeCH !!
I am Zorro of Borg: Prepare to be Azzimilated, Alcalde.
Yo momma has a 'fro with warning lights.
98% of all dead owls don't give a hoot!
Don't dream it, be it .......
Def: Postoperative: A letter carrier
Feminizts makes a case for the need for RETROACTIVE birth control.
The 10 Commandments: The taglines Moses stole from God.
"Bother", said Pooh as he shot the propellor from Biggles' machine.
Bother! said Pooh, as the Red Ajah captured him.
"We may be human, but we're still animals." - Steve Vai
You aren't lost if you don't care where you are.
Budwiser: The more bud you smoke the wiser you get.
Loose chip in the micro processor.
"Bother," said Pooh, pulling the Tribble from his hunny pot.
The metalic years, silver hair, gold teeth, lead bottom.
Oxymoron: lead crystal
Format C:<CR>......OOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPSSSS!
I have the brain of a LIbEral, in a thimble on my desk.
Ever caught yourself reading taglines and skipping messages?
Oxymoron: Peace Offensive.
Noah upgraded and built an ARJ!
If you can't stay healthy, find a sickness you like.
If this is only 1/2 an OS, I'd like to see how great an O
Good grief, it's @TO@! I gotta get a life!
"Bother," said Pooh, as the river carried him away
ERROR 864F: (A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence With Large Hammer
The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time.
ProgrammerSpeak: Unstable=Stand back it's about to blow
"That's the last time I ever travel by bean." - Yakko
Bimbait: Perfume worn by blondes in a bar.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fought off three dragons.
If I were you, who'd be me?
mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo
If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
"Flowers for a Mr. John Luck Pickard?" - Q
Have you ever wondered how to throw out a garbage can?
After you blow in her ear, a blonde says "Thanks for the refill"!
"Inflammation, Please!" ─ by Arthur Itis
Nightmare: A bard who plays the accordian.
I'm not stoned, I'm "recreationally medicated!"
"All Bibles are man-made." - Thomas Edison
Would all passengers requiring wheelchairs please stay seated?
Oxymoron: truth in politics
When you deal with the insane, always pretend you're sane.
When cows laugh, does milk come out of THEIR noses?
<SYSOP HAS SHELLED TO DOS> @#%^#& NO CARRIER
What's 200K lawyers rotting in the swamp? Oil, someday!
"Bother," said Pooh, as Leia stepped on him.
Confucius say: Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed.
Oxymoron #40: Ironclad Guarantee
I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss.
The tree of liberty is watered with the blood of tyrants.
'nonworking mom' is an oxymoron
We just want to PUMP... <clap> YOU UP!
Cat of Borg: I'll assimilate this, and this, but I don't want =this=
URA Redneck if your mother doesn't put on shoes to go grocery shopping.
Chernobyl used Windows
"Don't ask ME what it is; just eat it!" -Mom
Explosive when wet
Real SysOps don't post their numbers on every known BBS.
"Black racist" is an oxymoron.
Know God - know Peace! * * * * No God - no Peace!
An investment in knowledge pays the best interest.
URA Redneck if your dad and you to are in the same grade.
I'm a Leech, but not as big as one I know.
"How We Got to Bethlehem" ─ by Don Keys
#define _TURBOC _MSC
All we are saying is, "Give pizza chants."
4X4. Cat Waffles while you wait.
Dolby of Borg: They blinded me with irrevelance.
Murphy is alive & living in my motherboard!!
Moodiness comes and goes with memories.
I drove my Lexus to Infinity and now it's a Legend !
Slick Willy: Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.
DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND - the fault is with reality
Whip me, beat me, crush me, is this wrestling or what?
Barney should tour the La Brea Tar Pits - from the inside!
"Isn't there any other part of the matzoh they cook?" -- M. Monroe
Junk - stuff we throw away. Stuff - junk we keep.
Who wants the gold? It's the RAINBOW I am after!!
Oxymoron: dry heaves
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Yoda, you seek Yoda!
How do girls get minks? Same way minks get minks!
Go not to the machines for counsel, for they will say both 0 and 1.
I bought some batteries today, but they weren't included.
Sysop love habits revealed: on the next "Geraldo!"
Life is a beta test, that crashes with a fatal error.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Vulcans stole his homework.
Confucius say: Support bacteria; it's the only culture some people have!
"Can I do that "human slingshot" bit?" -- Freefall
Duct tape is like The Force-it holds the universe together!
Oxymoron: intelligent fight
Do it yourself Tagline: _________________________________
Messages are off-topic in the Tagline Echo.
Beware! This is a known habitat of gun-toting Rednecks!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the stupid thing.
Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to see additional line
PMS: Pretty Mean Streak.
Face west and bow to EKO!
HEAP BIG WOMAN YOU MADE A FAT BOY OUT OF ME!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)orget it happened?
"Bother," said Pooh, as the dirigible popped
Great day for putting slinkies on an escalator.
Why doesn't copy and paste work on my checkbook?
Hasn't got all his china in the cupboard.
The best way to haze freshman is to make them STUDY!
Was that your wife I saw in that GIF?
Caterva carissima mea est Ille Quis.
Quick hide the bodies. The Moderator cometh.
OXYMORON : "Live" from Death Row
If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help
"Bela is dead and Vampira won't talk." -- Ed Wood
Yo momma has a short leg and walks in circles.
I know everything. I just can't remember it all at once.
Wearin' shoes. Wearin' a shirt. I WANT SERVICE!
Friends come and go, enemies accumulate.
Pardon my driving, I'm reloading.
It's hard to organize a junta in vacationland... -- Tom Servo
I never saw a castle that I didn't like.
the puck sneaks past a stunned @LN@!
Be dangerous and unpredictable...and make a lotta noise!
Reality? But there are DIRTY DISHES in Reality!
Fear not @FN@, for I have given you authority to do so.
Tag-X Pro steals taglines..... not me!
DM's Advice: Conan cannot safely be translated to AD&D stats.
The Force is the Force, of course, of course.
Fatal Error: Tagline not funny!
"I'm not break-dancing! I hit my hand!"
GI: Stopping to smell the roses. BI: Stopping to feel the roses.
Fact: 3 out of 5 people aren't the other 2.
All our tag lines are busy at the moment.
Memphis, Tn., or ~~19208, or ->PARTY
He will join us, or die, master. -- Darth Vader
Eliminate all ethics from your diet.
I had a great tagline here, but @TOFIRST@ deleted it.
...and Batfever struck a BatStarved Nation
If I have to explain, you wouldn't understand.
I see you've done some redecorating. - Riker
Clinton - All hope abandon, ye who voted for a Communist
Anit-theft device ***DISABLED*** tagline stolen
"Bother," said Pooh as he was carted off to the roadkill café
URA Redneck if you want to be a disc jockey when you grow up.
FIDO lie #05: I tried all the recipes in the COOKING echo.
Crazy as all get out.
YKYHW: you really want to be a sysop
"Take a bow. Bow wow take a bow" Know this song?
I am Sajak of Borg; RES_STA_CE _S F_T_LE.
If you don't vote for me, I'll kill you all.
Beware of geeks bearing disks!
"It's not a joke. Yakko spelled backwards is really okkaY." - Yakko
"Say the secret word and be assimilated." Groucho of Borg.
I've got a Mr. Microphone and I *LOVE* it!
Schrodinger's cat? Sorry, I haven't seen it.
Taglines: The most fun you can have with your pants on.
News Flash - Tagline theft will be an Olympic event this year!
Funny, I just knew you were going to say that.
Buy one, get one FREE! Does it have to be in that order?
Bother! said Pooh, as he shared his pain with Sybok.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
Pharmacologists do it by prescription.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where wars not make one great...
I found an immortality spell with a lifetime guarantee!
Hole drilled in ladies' room wall; police looking into it..
No new mail for you - want someone else's? ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12
New User <@TOFIRST@> to Sysop: I need BlueWave and I need it NOW!
Dragonriders of PERV! I don't want to hear this one.
If you can read this, send me food!.Lost in New Jersey.
Q: What does the Infantry call Airborne? A: Skeet Shoot!!!
UR in YK when: the snowman begs you to take him inside at night.
Income is something you can't live without or within
If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny.
At Spatula City we sell spatulas...and that's all!
·∙■·∙■ I'm not cheap, I'm thrifty & frugle! ■∙·■∙·
Cheesborger, cheeseborger, cheeseborger, Coke. Pepsi is irrelevant.
Ha! I don't even believe in the Grim Reap^%$# NO CARRIER
Survival tip 3, what you lack in numbers, make up with firepower.
Jedi's nightmare: Teenage Mutant Ninja Ysalamiri!
"I don't know. I have a bad feeling about this." - Leia
"Faith which does not doubt is a dead faith." -- Unamuno
Mulder: I think I saw some of these people at Woodstock.
We don't get to live happily ever after. - Duncan MacLeod
Def: Lisp: To call a spade a thpade
I can completely understand DOS & Women. Equally.
Tilting at windmills hurts you more than the windmills.
Coffee is for wusses! Tea is the drink of Champions!
Make love, not war; be prepared for both
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone
If it's totally worthless it must be on a BBS somewhere!
Bad day: Your tagline runs away and hides.
All the world's a stage, but most of us are stage hands.
E=MC2 (Energy = Milk and Cookies Too!!)
May your glass never be empty & your life always bubbly.
AD&D Famous Last Words: C'mon DM, let's see some REAL monsters!
C:\DOS;C:\DOS\RUN;C:\KID\LOAD\WINDOWS;C:\PC\CRASH
Def: Ostrich: He runs so fast he leaves his behind behind.
Latin is a real angina gluteus maximus.
"Want to watch me make bubbles with my spit?" -- Wakko Warner
"Hillary, where's my college yearbook? I need more staff."
Are you using Windows or is that just an XT?
Back the Metric System every inch of the way!
Real Programmers balance their checkbooks in hex.
MegaMail: The Mother of All Readers
Bulldozer: One who can sleep through a campaign speech...
Grape nuts? What do they do with the rest of the grape?
Windows: A virtual reality survival training simulator.
"Try to be diplomatic." -- Sisko "I'm *always* diplomatic." -- Kira
Use DEVICE=BUSH.SYS to really screw up your environment.
"This is Quark you're talking to, remember?" - Quark
Chiropractors do it by manipulation.
URA Redneck if you don't stop at rest areas cos you have an empty jug.
Everyone went to the War and all I got was this lousy t-shirt...
Hello! Hello! Hello! What a wonderful word, hello!
. Whistle while you work.
Yo momma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her.
I am the root of some evil... send some money.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick!
Your brain: * Al Gore's brain: ( ). Any questions?
"It kinda tickles. I mean, as Bio-Electric Furies go."
God is a comic playing to an audience that won't laugh.
"Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition" --Intel
Great intellects are skeptical. -Nietzche
Make ten copies of this tagline, send it to ten friends.
"I can't bring the car back until low tide."
A cat is _always_ on the wrong side of the door.
Riker to Troi : Honey, I ARJed Data...
Oxymoron: narrow breadth
Windws is ine for bckgroun comunicaions - Bll Gats, 192
At the time, the tone will be... BEEP!
"Bother," said Pooh as Scotty beamed him up.
They didn't even fight, all bets are off! Who's up next?
All the Borg left were these self-sealing stempbolts.
Are hard disks really hard?
Oxymoron: spending cuts
Oh No! Messages in taglines! Here we go again! <g>
My senior year - The best 5 years of my life.
"So you just, like, popped in on Troi?" - Chafin
What if they gave a war and only on side came - Lucifer
FIDO lie #I I read all messages in the TEEN echo.
OK!!...I Failed as proof-reader for M & M's
Let him that would move the world, first move himself. Socrates
Fools rush in -- and get the best seats.
Bill Clinton's America - a modern-day Rodham and Gomorrah
Be careful to never split infinitives ...
Def: Politics: When one makes a decision that involves others.
Windows: there's got to be a better way.
Household Pets Are a Mirror Unto Ourselves.
If at first you don't succeed... you must be in Windows!
This tagline protected by an attack cat.
Geraldo Rivera: Genetic experiment gone bad?
Bother! said Pooh, as the warp core was breached.
Faith healers do it with what they can lay their hands on
Maybe hard work never hurt anyone, but why take the risk?
I'm a great lover.......I bet.
"Everything under control. End log." -- Odo
Fate is just the weight of circumstances...
I used to have a life, then I got an HST !
Riding the shockwaves of the information age
CAT: Black or white, may or may not be missing. Contact Schroedinger.
PLAYBOY..one who shortens the day by lengthening his night.
Computer, you and I need to have a little talk.
Deja Choo Choo: (LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULD, vol. 2?)
You should have seen the tagline that got away!
"Bother", said Pooh, as the Cardassians tortured him.
PC: I disbelieve the great wyrm red dragon...uh...I run...
My pants have fallen and I CAN'T GET THEM UP!
I just hit <Ctrl>-2 in SLMR 2.0 and boy am I puzzled!
No time to discuss this in committee. - Han Solo
Coming Soon: DesqView for Nintendo ! Play 2 in 1 !
JJoohhnn,, wwhhaatt ddooeess AAlltt--ee ddoo??
Good golf, good tennis, or whatever makes you happy.
"Spew!!!" - Skippy
Catalan Opening: Starting a local area network for cats.
No generalization is wholly true, not even this one.
When I was young I wrote COBOL. But I didn't compile.
An 8080 in a 68000 environment
I'm feeling trancedental... Am I here?
Do I have pets? Do Playboy Bunnies count?
"The dark man walked and smiled." - The Stand
"Bother," said Pooh, as Beavis and Butt-Head roasted Piglet.
"Garlic roll, Barnabas?" "Garlic? Aieeeee!!"
Cloak captioned for the Romulan impaired.
"I am Boris of Borg. Moose and squirrel are irrelevant!"
Life is short. Play hard.
Flirting with the Moderator is ALWAYS On Topic.
Hey! Taglines are GREAT!
Sure, it's clean laundry. The cat's sitting on it, isn't he
Jesus loves you -- everyone else thinks you are a moron
Hi, Bob, said the phone psychic to Steve, who hung up.
Christians! Stay inside during the Roman month of Mars.
Why are these athletic shoe salesmen following me?
How could I download a virus? It said NO CARRIER
What were the skies like when you were young?
Registered member, Tagline Thieves Local No.902
"I am the boiling man." - The Crow
I tried to get a life, but it was too expensive.
A dog is prose; a cat is a poem.
It don't feel like sinnin' to me!
Better to marry a man who loves you than one you love.
Def: Crime Control: Fire a warning shot into his HEART!
Whatevever SNAPS your shorts!
Whosinsane? SADDAM, that's who!
I am the hairball that clogs your drain.
Sound Of Very Silly Person Giggling Insanely
Even aging could be delayed if it had to go thru congress
INDISCRETION - n.: The guilt of woman. -- A. Bierce
Experience is usually the result of bad judgement.
Deja Ooooo: The feeling that you've stepped into this before.
Borgs are made, not Bjorn.
Never wear battery-powered clothing to a formal event.
Out West: where men are men, and the livestock is nervous
URA redneck if a waiter asks for a wine choice and you say Budweiser, 95
Hooray for the anvil! Elvis wins again!
It's so hard to find good vacuum tubes for my PC anymore.
Anything you can say about America is probably true.
"Here comes Roasty and Toasty, the firemen clowns!" -- Joel
Revenge is sweeter than life itself. So think fools.
Bad day: When you put both contacts in the same eye.
Nice grant proposal, but strike the "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" on page 4.
Today's telepathic message is . Thank You.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail - Not ready error reading tagline.
GI: Playing horsey w/little sis. BI: Playing horsey w/Aunt Bertha.
Bajorans and PMS - A lethal combination.
AARRGHH!! A Virus was "Chewing The FAT"!!!
Oh no not this aga&%$*#(##@ NO CARRIER.
Adolescence: Stage in life between infancy & adultery
Have time to waste? Get Microsoft Windows 3.1!
**********DO NOT FEED THE MODERATOR**********
Hackers DO IT during PM.
A Philodox Child of Gaia... talk about a walking redundancy...
Relax. Sit tight. I'll be right over with my camera!
Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa! Film at 11:00.
What use is a tagline if it can't be stolen?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (U)nplug & (S)ell.
"To cook well, learn all about spices", Tom said sagely.
If it isn't love, it isn't Christian.
CLONE: (ka'lone) Kinda-Sorta-Like the real thing.
When the going gets tough, you know you're in The Stanley Cup Finals.
I'd love to, but I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store.
Confucius say: All blonde not blonde by cracky.
"Whoa! It's Hammer time!" - Butt-Head
Def: Arising: Conflict between a man and his mattress.
Yo momma house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Happiness descended upon him. He didn't even have time to step aside.
What's all this talk about hellfire & Dalmations?
Bad day: The blood pressure cuff explodes.
Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head?
"These lines, I'll have no trouble remembering." -- Bela Lugosi
A stitch in time saves nine.
5¼" hard is better than 3½" floppy
Chicago runs best on a VCR.
Remember to smile, that's why God gave us fangs.
Blackened is the end. Winter it will send.
Bother! said Pooh... Beavis and Butthead are barbecuing Barney!
Serenity through viciousness
"Character is what you are in the dark."-Vampires
As Socrates once said, "I drank WHAT?"
ZZZZZZZ This Tagline is taking a nap ZZZZZZZ
A harmless, necessary cat. <Shakespeare>
Vacuum (n) - see Blonde's cranal cavity.
the devils of truth steal the souls of the free
Bob Barker of Borg: Resistance is futile. Have your pet spayed...
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Virus detected, delete Windows? (Y/n).
>sniff< You didn't put a single tagline in your message. >sniff<
Hi. My name is Rover, I'll paint your car yellow free.
Love is blonde.
Cats have nothing on dragons for inquisitiveness.
Ignorance is curable, stupidity is fatal.
The Clinton Staff: Rookies that didn't make the cut.
ADAM and EVE VIRUS: takes several bytes out of your Apple!
I'm not tense. I'm just extremely alert.
Boop Boop Bee Boop - Marilyn Monroe
Submariners do it deeper! (but not often)
Go ahead, make my tagline...
Give ya a fin for a tagline.
"Oh, very clever, Worf. Eat any good books lately?" - Q
A bugless program is an abstract theoretical concept.
Chicago? Been there. I'm ready to travel at WARP speed!
"Shinnen o medeto." [Happy New Year] - Japanese
Defeat is never fatal unless you give up.
Hebrew: Macho glass of beer.
HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY, BUT INSANITY IS A BETTER DEFENSE.
Handymen like good screws.
Hold your fire, keep it burning bright.
History books which contain no lies are extremely dull.
Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
And God said let there be light: and there was light. (Gen 1:3) *
"Bother" said Cmdr. Pooh, as Picard demoted him to Ensign.
As funny as a warrant disclaimer.
"Feliz Natal e Feliz ano Novo." - Portuguese Christmas
The Ranger isn't gonna like it, Yogi.
"I hate it when I'm right!" - Yakko
To YOU I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition
Rush Limborg: Assimilation on loan from God.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he arrested for non-support.
"Was it food, or was it Memorex?" -- Yakko
Fatal Error in C:\CLINTON.LIE. Cannot recover COUNTRY.USA
As funny as a perforated parachute.
"Sorry about the two scars. We had your X-ray upside down."
Just what can you teach dead people, other than "stay"?
I believe she looks like Chief O'Brien -- Worf
ERROR #0008: REALITY.SYS... (A)bort, (R)etry, (L)oad ANIMANIACS.SYS?
Law of Complaints: Nobody notices when things go right.
Out of disk space. Delete Windows? [Y]es [H]ell yes!
One heck of a place to be.
This is an egg. This is a frying pan. Any questions?
If all the world's a stage, who sprung the trap door on me?
Total confusion: the power source of the future!
Cats: God's way of telling you your furniture is too nice
Make it go, Daddy!
Batman's fear: Waking up in Catwoman's leathers.
Lie: The size was marked wrong. (I'm larger size but won'
"The Monkey Cage" ─ by Jim Panzee
Where's Lee Harvey Oswald when you really need him?
Mÿ mà¢hïⁿê häs Ælzhëïmèr's -- ⁿôt êñöùgh mémörÿ.
I am still waiting for the advent of the computer science groupie.
Why do they have a High Speed light on a 2400 bps modem?
Yo momma like Denny's...open 24 hours.
Cooking lesson #1: don't fry bacon in the nude!
Now why was your name in Heidi's little black book?
Boom boom boom, Another One Rides the Bus...
"And get these tribbles off the bridge." Kirk
Yo momma so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
"And you said it was pretty here" - C3P0
I get my taglines off of the restroom wall ! <G>
"They refuse to acknowledge I exist!"-Longshot "They're manikins"-Lady
"Soft of eye and light of touch; speak little and listen much." ─ Rede
"Bother," said Pooh, as he connected at 300 bps...
Oxymoron: meatloaf surprise
STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI. I hope you find good use for them!
They died well. -- Worf
"Given the options, we'll audition!" - Yakko Warner
I'm incredibly jealous, but still glad for you.
Cats - nature's own pop-up targets!
Clinton excuse #18: "You took that seriously? Har har haw haw!!!"
dOES PC sTAND FOR pERSONALLY cRAZY -- I'M NOT...
No battle plan survives contact with the enemy
On the Firefly platform of Sunny Goodge Street
Do evangelists do more than lay people?
"Careful, Pietro! See how his eyes are blazing with hatred!" - Wanda
Oxymoron: Escort GT.
24 empty missile tubes - now it's Miller time!
My girlfriend is Schizo. She's good people, but......
Friends: family that you can choose for yourself.
My other computer has an Infinite Improbability Drive.
Stealing taglines one at a time is for amateurs.
Def: Hick: A person who goes to a family reunion to meet girls
"You think I'd at least remember the cute guys..." - Dazzler
If I had ½ a mind... we would be just about even!
If it's obvious, it's obviously wrong.
OXYMORON : Player coach
Tag team: A group of people thinking up taglines.
Ask about our unwanted orphan tagline program.
A Cat's Courage is as Strong as a Dog's Chain
Copyright 1993. All rights wronged. All wrongs reversed.
Windows: From the same folks who brought you EDLIN ....
What universe is this, please?
If you like war, you've never been in a firefight!
Make like peanut butter and jam.
Bother! said Pooh, as he violated the Bosnian ceasefire.
Lwaxanna Troi - irresistable grace.
Oh Catholic Girls in a pretty white dress
A mind is a terrible thing to close
Home is where I feed my cat.
Drag me, drop me, treat me like an object! *
#define ROUND_ONE _FIGHT
Bill and Al's Bogus Adventure begins!
I liked Occam's razor so much, I bought the company.
We have no crime after dark. SWAT teams? No, Vampires!
Men fight for freedom,then pass laws to take it away.
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation's COOL! Yeah! Heheheheheh.
With Clinton and $0.85, you can get a cup of coffee.
"Peeping Tom" ─ by Sawyer Scanties
Move your vowels daily or you'll be consinanted!!!
At least I don't live in a toxic waste dump.
Make peace not war...now try and tell it to a red dragon!
"On your WHAT!?" - Butt-Head
Clinton taxes gas; price of beans soars.
"Mary had a little lamb... with mint jelly." - Dot Warner
"Yo baby yo baby yo." - Eddie Murphy
Of course I'm sane. The voices told me so.
The Magic of Windows: Turns a 486 into a XT
Common BBS talk: FWIW ; For what it's worth.
Oxymoron: minor disaster
OS2 from the people who brought you the System 34/36/38
Don't open the darkroom door; it lets all the dark out.
"How should I know? I'm an actor, not a doctor!" - DeForest Kelley
Van Richten's Guide to Zombies with Red Hair.
If dogs had catapults, would cats be safe in trees?
Windows isn't done 'til OS/2 won't run.
Chuck you, Farley. You and your whole famn damily can go buck a fuffalo!
Have you said "THANKS" to your sysop today?
I'M TOO SIMPLE TO HAVE A COMPLEX ... SO I HAVE A SIMPLEX.
Can you hear the bilabial fricative I'm sending you.
Let's get rowdy!
If you focus only on the thorns you will miss the beauty of the rose.
"No, Brain, wake me at the noon of time." -- Pinky
Lead me not into Temptation, can find it Myself.
Could be worse...could be raining...
I am a firm believer in the Great Clown God.
Just what the hell is Fahrvergnugën and is it contagious?
God help you if you wear polyester...
If computers save time, when do we get it back?
Windows NT: The newest way to turn your P5 into an 4040!
Expose yourself to a Photographer !
Alcoholic: anti-sobriety activist
(A)bort, (F)ail, (R)etry, (C)reate a holigraphic image
The DLS BBS & M - Home of the Screwy Decimal System
Is it just me, or is my monitor breathing?
"My guitar is broken," Tom fretted.
When Kirk says "Boldly Go", he MEANS it.
1 Minute Shut Mouth Worth 1 Hour Explanation
GI: Playing piccolo in marching band. BI: Playing piano in band.
My blood type? Why... Hills Bros.! Of course.
Clinton Defense #3: "Were you *really* that gullible?"
I'm a licensed Smurf stomper!
US Military: fighting for G.TRUDEAU's right to dissent!
Oxymoron: free love
Doesn't know which side of the toast the butter is on.
"Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do." --Musical scale
Famous last words: Hic! I'm sober as a jug.
Why is it that there are never enough days in a weekend?
"I'm not a sysop; I just play one on the echoes."
Why do these readers need taglines?
Lawyers: the larval stage of politicians.
A cat's purr is the sound of it generating cute.
I'd love to, but there's a disturbance in the Force.
"The Borg have neither honor or courage." -- Worf
-- CLOSED FOR TAGLINE DEVELOPMENT --
When on a roll, should you be concerned or jelly-filled?
Do *WHAT* to *WHO* with a fork??!!??
If Mohammed can't go to the mountain, then that's his problem.
I found the tests quite elementary. ■ Data
Everything is worth what it's purchaser will pay for it.
Reality 1.03 contains bugs, return for FREE upgrade...
"It was a miracle I even got out of Longwood alive..."
The Dog Star is a very Sirius matter.
Tagline Bad or Missing NO CARRIER
Security, get that floozie off my bridge. - Picard
Dennis the Menace of Borg: Hellooo, Mr. Wilson. Resista
"Mike always has a smile. *Forced* on my face." -- Mike Nelson
Eeny Meeny, Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak.
I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention.
CD: Civil Defense = Civil Disobedience. NEVER DISARM!
The creature appears hostile! -- Calvin
"Bother", said Pooh, as he tried to learn COBOL.
If life is but a Dream please wake me up..
Clinton of Borg: Hillary's out of town. Prepare to be ass-imilated.
Directions: <<< Clinton Healthcare Proper Healthcare >>>
WOMAN.ZIP - Great Program. No docs, but fun to unZIP!
It's Ensign Flintstone!...He's Fred, Jim!
Help stamp out unfriendly conference moderators!
Confucius say: Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
Groupies love giving rock stars a standing "O".
Adam ate the apple, and our teeth still ache.
Hurry! Taglines and children first!
"meooOOW!" SPLAT! "wooOOF!" SPLAT! (Raining Cats & Dogs)
In case of fire....yell "FIRE".
The universe is laughing behind your back.
I parked my harddisk - and got a ticket!
"I didn't inhale." - Bill Clinton
President/VicePresident is undefined. Cannot divide by zero.
A bird in the hand can be messy.
"What's green and stands in a corner? A naughty frog!" - Yakko Warner
He's *alive*, Jim. Where did I go wrong?
Young men...they think they'll live forever. - Maurice
Just another dull moment in D:\ROBOMAIL\ROBOMAIL.RTF
Pizza Hut for Windows: ooey GUI good...
"What are you drinking, Bela?" "Formaldahyde."
URA Redneck if you wonder how gas stations keep their bathrooms clean.
Holy ground, Highlander! - The Kurgan
Moderator(n): Subspecies of God, native to Fidonet
AM Disc Jockeys do it with Modulated Amplitude.
He likes me! He stole my tagline!
Help me make the music of the night...
SYSOP: The provider of both viruses and virus scanners.
Religous folks hate Christians and New Agers!
"You've got to put your behind in your past."
This isn't a TAGLINE but it plays one on TV
Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?
Put on your seatbelt. I'm gonna try something new.
Faster, Cheaper, More Efficient - Modems or Wives
Bother, said Pooh, as he scrambled his partition table.
Bother! said @F, and kicked Pooh's ass.
Nothing can stop me--not even common sense.
This is David Koresh of Borg. WE will be incinerated.
URA Redneck if you have to throw chickens off the couch to sit down.
Never use a tool that's more intelligent than you are.
URA Redneck if your kids are described as "dumb as a brick".
This means war! I thought it meant touchdown?
Error locating COLDBEER.CAN ── SysOp not loaded!
.666 - good beastball batting average
Of *course* it won't work...but I'll do it anyway.
"Will this never end?" - C3P0
It's only an operating system, not a lifestyle!
It just doesn't get any better than this. Ok, maybe it does...
Man's greatest problem is man himself. - Billy Graham
He hunts us, we hunt him. - Joe Dawson
"Bother," said Pooh as he ladled out Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle soup.
Borg Alka Seltzer: I can't believe I assimilated the WHOLE thing.
You BUY fleas? My cats bring them home FREE!
This tagline extolls the virtues of self-referentiality!
Save the books! Burn the censors!
I am Reagan of Borg. I don't remember assimilating you.
Christmas & Halloween confuse programmers: DEC 25, OCT 31
Have you hugged your computer lately?
Sysops do it moderately.
I believe in subversion rather than straight out confrontation.<Silko>
A sharp tongue and a dull mind are found in the same head
Ask a stupid person, get a stupid answer.
Draft Hillary!
I don't know. I don't know. I just don't know.
___-------This Tagline is blank to save space-----------
I think I think, therefore I think I am. I think.
"What are they doing?" Alice 2 "They're celebrating." Kirk
Aaaaaoooogaaa! Aaaaaooooogaaa! Dive! Dive!
Let's sit Lotus style and chant "Lee Reiswig"
Fire's cool, huh huh huh B&B
Oxymoron: impossible possibility
Asking a male Red Dragon, Hey pal, got a light... isn't a good idea.
I'm touched... Now hurry up and bury it before it stinks!
Thank God, we're not getting all the gov't we're paying f
Tackett the brown-nosed user...
Everything needs a little oil now and then.
I am stuck on Windows, because Microsoft brainwashed me.
Nuke the Smurfs.
Why be liberal when you can be ignorant, intolerant, and paranoid?
I am committed--or should be.
Thistaglinecreatedusingpkzip2.04CFILEALLOCATIONTABLEERROR
New Orleans Directions: Lakeside, Riverside, Uptown, Downtown
I'm using my Message Avenger (+1 +9 versus Moderators).
I'll make you think I'm delicious with the stuff I say.
OK, so I'm not very good at thinking up taglines.
Hit any key with a big rock to continue.
To start your cat collection, simply open a tuna can.
To improve your self-image, do something for someone else
Please check your firearm at the door.
Deja Poo: Why new fathers know when to leave.
Unable to locate registration -- SLMR halted
Oxymoron: Mildly Psychotic.
│║▐║│║█│║▌║▌ <-- Bar code tagline ... the latest in digit
Bill Clinton ■ "I drank a beer once, but I didn't swallow"
Speed Kills. Use Microsoft Windows.
AD&D Quote: "Vegepygmy... And I thought bugbear was bad."
Closed eyes are not always sleeping.
Nostalgia is tough if you can't remember anything.
Odo has a chewy caramel center.
-- Some of us ain't playin' with a full deck.
The Basics: A beer, a blonde, & a boob tube
"Data, I thought you were dead!" "No captain, I just rebooted!"
Oxymoron: Cherokee pioneer
"Dr. Scott!" "Janet!" "Brad!" "Rocky!" "Bullwinkle!"
He said "KUNG FU",I said "M-16",he said "Peace Brother!"
Danger, @N@! Off-topic messages! Danger!
Please, "QUOTE YOUR AD" in your reply! Thank You. :-)
Middle age: When your age starts to show at your middle.
Writers should be read, but neither seen nor heard.<Du Maurier>
OXYMORON : Affordable luxury home
"Bother," said Pooh as Yoda told him of another Pooh.
Temporarily out of taglines.....
"Cute rots the intellect." - Garfield
A morning without coffee is like something without something else.
Attn. Govt. Text Scanners: COMMUNISM HACKING TERRORISM REVOLUTION
Bytes are just small "HICKIES" on the HARD DISK!
Dazed and confused for so long it's not true
I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat. I [£] the Topic Cop.
Look Ma, No Taglines!
Macintosh error message: Like, bogus keypress, dude!
"No doubt about it, we gotta get our radar checked..." - Yakko
Beware of the tiger in its lair or the Moderator in his echo...
"Caught In The Flood" ─ by Noah Zark
Every person gets to heaven in their own way.
Would *you* argue with a 4'6" cat?
more tartar sauce for my moby turbo, please
There is a skeleton in every old house.
Raising your voice does not reinforce your argument.
PC's w/[4]DOS ┴─┴─┴─┴─, w/WINDOWS ────────
"Bother," said Pooh, as he distributed cigarettes in the Coronary ICU.
A "can't" is someone who sits on their "can."
Open WINDOWS; let BUGS in.
Brought to you by the people who made "out of context" a household word.
To <g> or not to <g>, that is the question!
"Just open the door you stupid lug" - C3P0
Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child. L. Long
All great ideas have been controversial, at one time.
"Foot Problems of Big Lumberjacks" ─ by Paul Bunion
Surfing in Nebraska
"I'm giving him 15 more minutes to remember it's my birthday."
"I usually leave an extra $10 in my pocket for her birthday."
"Deathwalker. DEATHWALKER!!"
I came, I saw, I had no idea what was going on, so I left
Paranoid schizophrenics outnumber their enemies two to one!
"Bother," said Pooh, as the oncoming trucker had an epilleptic fit
Is it really true that blondes have more fun?
"Just what it looks like: death by natural causes." McCoy
Hi! I'm Bob, and welcome to "This Old House of Bondage".
Girls are so weird. -- Calvin
Its more than good enough so I ain't switch'n
By the way, did Marshall mention he has 640 Megs?
So much excellent software, so little time....
Can you imagine Jack Benny as a surgeon?
Hard Drive - Baseball, Golf and Football, oh, Computers.
Hit any key except ..... NO CARRIER
HACKER: Computer dude who tweaks systems for speed.
Don't steal my tagline....leggo....OUCH...give that back!
>>> Clearance sale: All Taglines HAVE TO GO! <<<
Actual newspaper headline, 8/14/80: "Food Basic to Student Diet"
Request denied. Have a nice day. - Susan Ivanova (B5)
Time is an illusion. Lunch time, doubly so. -Ford Prefect
Why are there no birds in my garden?
Hockey costs too much money.
Cat (n): Fast, psychotic animal bred for target practice.
Raymond Burr the Maine.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized that Ferengi sell fuel by the US.
Lord, what fools these tagliners be ! -- Tagspeare
OXYMORON : Natural makeup
Klingons... The Bikers of the Universe.
I need a Phillips Screwdriver. All of mine are Stanley.
The First Church of Binary Science (The Digitarians)
"What a total jerk calling me meatball head!" - Serena
He who laughs last uses OS/2.
Hit ALT-H for free d/l credits? Ok! ╪j╖╚<NO CARRIER
If we were meant to fly, we wouldn't keep losing our luggage.
Windows. The file transfer demolition derby of multitaske
I just collect taglines, I don't analyze them!
Excuse me, are those Budgie Bat jeans you're wearing?
Astronomers do it with Uranus.
A bigamist is a man who loves not wisely, but TWO well.
From a chicken in every pot to a chiERCE Refer#: NONE
Admiral, I think Commander @TOLAST@ is being incredibly short-sighted.
There was a contented sound of purring. <Freedley>
Just walk straight over this taggled line and you're free
I speak for myself, but often claim demonic possession
Something strange is happening, MacLeod. - Joe Dawson
I just grinned and poured myself another beer...
FOR SALE: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.
"You can observe a lot just by watching." - Yogi Berra
Yo momma so dumb she though an elevator was a mobile home.
AD&D Famous Last Words: "What pit?"
* * * <- Tribbles * * * <- after hairclub visit
Porsche is German for Volkswagon!
If plugging it in doesn't help, turn it on.
I love you, you love me, pedo-bestiality...
My other tagline is funny
Be vewy vewy quiet...I'm hunting tagwines!
Club Med, Jim! - McCoy suggesting a vacation for Captain Kirk
When your purpose in life is to entertain the gods, there's nothing
"Bother" said Pooh as the guillotine blade fell
"Quick impression: Caw, Caw! *BANG* F*ck, I'm dead!" - Top Dollar
Help stampout unfriendly conference hosts!
I am Clinton of Borg. Your pain is irrelevant.
One On Topic post a day keeps the Moderator at bay.
Clinton? Some just seem to have a BIOS against him.
Ignorance can be cured - stupidity can't.
Gun Control: The ability to drop a fundie at 500 yards...
A bad spot on the disk.
You know he's a vampire if your pet rabbit growls at him.
"Don't look at me. He's YOUR brother." - Yakko Warner
Elvis isn't dead. Tired of Earth, he went back to Mars!
I am Barney the Borg....Sesame Street will be assimilated!
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
I never knew Zeus was angry at me
Without waves there would be no change
This is your brain. THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON CHOCOLATE!
CONFLICT: Answering the mail..vs.. Doing the housework
Branch davidians DO IT with fire.
3.7 Meg of rooting tooting tags <g> And they said it could not be done.
Smile, you still have 9, err 8, err, 7... rights left...
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
Special Sale! Today Only! Buy two, get twice as many!
YIKES!!!!!!!!!!--------------------------->■ THog 1.0α ■!
"She's been trying to lower inflation with my credit card."
Don't mind me. I'm dBASEd!
Attn Gadgets Anonymous: A capucino machine that also takes pictures.
Famous Last Words #39: "I pay my taxes in copper pieces..."
LOTUS - Let Only The Users Suffer
"I am so one of the seven dwarfs!" he said grumpily.
URA Redneck if every socket in your house breaks a fire code.
Hackers DO IT attached.
Hark! What rock through yonder WINDOWS breaks?
Backup not found: (A)bort (P)anic (D)iarrhea.
Farfignewton.. the cookie of the stars..
Ignorance is ignorance. Faith doesn't change this fact.
I'd love to, but I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
Next on Ophrah: PreTeen Female Chinese Jewish Republicans
Pooot ze Candle beck!!!!
Ginger's Port Ltd., 614-523-2307, The VERY Best!
Feminizm uber alles!
The Borg are coming! Quick, try to look useless!
Hell on Earth: Barney
Mud Pies.....Quiche Terrain!
Every writer is a cell on the body politic of America.<Olds>
This tagline does not require Micro$oft Windows.
Oxymoron: legitimate conspiracy
Now I'm here, and history is vindicated. - Calvin
URA Redneck if your matchbook doubles as a toothpick.
Cal Webster headbutts steel posts for fun.
When you're in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut!
QWERTY rules!
Mary had a little gram, its stash as white as snow.
URA Redneck if everybody can tell what kind of underwear you're wearing.
Dammit Jim - I'm a programmer, not a doctor!
The Borg are coming. Quick, hide your hockey gear!
A fool and his money are my best friends!
I ...er,... won't go any further on this *family* echo. <BEG>
Spam Spam Spam Spam, Spammity Spammmm, Spam, Spam, Spam
"Spiral! Stop acting so grim and begin the Dance!" - Mojo
Keep your paws off my pony!!!!
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight!!
Persephone: Greek goddess of bills.
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (S)eppuku
Legends can be now and forever leading us to love for God
Oxymoron: ill health
Def: Jury: Twelve people too dumb to get out of jury duty.
When you secure an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.
"OS/2 is the operating system of the '90s" - Bill Gates
"Karaoke? Sounds like a dessert." - Wakko "Or a disease." - Yakko
Who died and left _you_ Moderator?
My current power amp produces no power or current.
led dance de blude again
Life is Roff when yer Stewpid
I'm not paranoid, I've just got enhanced consciousness.
I knew I shoulda taken that left at Albuquerque
How's our flying? Dial 1-800-BORG-YOU. --The Borg.
He is only hitting on 7 cylinders.
Three times in this message
First heat the outer skin to cherry,then peel and eat! -Dragon cookbook
Animany, Totally insaney, Here's the Show's namey, Animaniacs!
Cleanliness is next to impossible.
Put in my air conditioner backwards; it got cold.
Insert Witty Tagline Here ...
Got the rest? Try the best: PacketBoy for Windows!
It's always darkest just before things go totally black.
Def: FEAR: False Evidence Appearing Real.
I tried the rest but bought the best.....SLiMeR!!!!
That ain't a tag ! THIS IS A TAG !
Misbehaving witches are sent to their broom closet.
Never, never, never *MOON* a werewolf !!
Beam me up Scotty! She says she's .... pregnant!
Even worse than raining cats & dogs is hailing taxi's.
Don't drop that last bottle of mineral watX9(u NO PERRIER
I'll take the easy gimme...
I don't know what I like, but I know what art is.
Prodigy Motto: 'Almost as good as two cans and a string!'
Roses are red, violets are too expensive for you.
All roads lead to Amber.
THINK--If you are already thinking, please disregard this message.
Bill Gates, have 'em write _real_ code...
If ET married Peter Cetera he'd be ET CETERA.
Time stands still! Film at 11:00, or whenever.
Bother! said Pooh, locking his photon torpedoes on the USS Heffalump.
ROBONAP -- Sleeps FOR you while you're Online!
"You mean I might get my $29.95's worth after all?" --Fox Mulder
"Coffee, tea, monster... coffee, tea, monster..." - Dot Warner
The only good Mac is a Big Mac!
Refried beans -- why couldn't they fry 'em right the FIRST time?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)roject thoughts of massive violence.
Ways to skin a cat #27: Use an electric belt sander.
Chicken Suit: The official uniform of Bill Clinton...
Deju Glue: PostIt Notes
May you never live to see your wife a widow
Foolproof operation: All parameters are hard coded.
U.S. SUPREME COURT
"PC Board Repairman" ─ by Solder Medic
When a mouse laughs at a cat, there's a hole nearby.
Why do Red lights last longer than Green ones?
Bother! said Pooh joining @TO in making excuses.
Mama's Don't let your babies grow up to be Sysop's
Unable to open FLY.ZIP. Continue job anyway? Y/n.
You've read the thread, now view the GIF!
URA Redneck if the taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
Why's the alphabet in that order? Because of that song?
I have seen the data...now bring me some I can agree with
Delenn is a member of the Gray council
"Bother", said Pooh, as he tried to install Windoze.
"You are making a terrible mistake." - Q
Look out there is a NEW user on the board!!
A yawn is a silent shout.
"You DO believe me, don't you?" Kira-2
Faster, faster, foolish modem! (crack).
The Time Travel Seminar will be held last week.
Computers operators do it from memory.
URA Redneck if you're still upset about 'Gunsmoke' being canceled.
I didn't do it nobody saw me you can't prove anything!
Is God negative, irrational, imaginary, complex?
Jim,any seats left? There's SPACE in the FINAL FRONT TIER
Pass the Lord and praise the ammunition!!!
Silent gratitude isn't very much use to anyone.
Bigot: Someone winning an argument with a LIbEral.
Red giant seeking white dwarf for binary relationship.
Beam me up, there's no intelligent life here!
Version 6.66: The Anti-DOS
I don't care if you don't like my ponytail! Worf
Don't touch the phone! I'm on the mod^%$#(@( NO CARRIER.
Tensil is really snake mirrors.
Of all the things I lost...I miss my MIND the most!!!
Ring around the Niebelungen!
I like the future, I'm in it.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Han Solo asked for more money.
Bother! said Pooh, as he ran C3PO through the trash compacter.
Still waiting for voting-by-modem.
To know the road ahead, ask those coming back.
"HOSPITAL, Butt-Head! HOSPITAL!" - Buzzcut
Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for VALUABLE prizes!
That's it? But you only made 23 moves. ■ Pulaski
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot the Imperial drone.
Anybody who thinks I'M strange ought to meet YOU!
Fundamentalist (n): brain-dead, backwoods Redneck.
If we don't, were FORGETFUL.
Oxymoron: Honest Convict.
I am the person your mother warned you about.
Hmmmm, Lets see, first you load, no..you boot, no....you
Fer sail cheep, Windows spel chekker, wurks grate.
File not found....Now you're in the DEEP doodoo!
Here, Fido, this pad is for you, said Tom dogmatically.
In real life, Moderators are nice people. Hey! its true!
Error failed! Press any key to resume error.
THEN I'll feel better.
Van Richten's Guide to Van Richten.
Klingon vessel uncloaking....or is it Odo?
"Hey Beavis, he's fallen and he can't get it up!" - Butt-Head
Food for Thought: Would Steven Segal make a good Klingon.
Unauthorized System Access. Sysop Terminated.
Celery farmers play the stalk market.
Equal opportunity heretic.
Why isn't phonetically spelled that way?
Why should I add to my troubles by facing reality?
Rats 'n'......so many rats, you forget the fiber.
"Explosives Made Easy" ─ by Stan Wellback
This is the FCC !@#$&&%*#$ NO CARRIER
Car Phones: One more arrogant symbol of the Reagan Era.
Well, that's a lie... I DO bite.
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DM Advice: If they split up, giggle insanely.
Airehair terrier: A dog riding with its head out the car window.
Does anyone have any others that would be interesting?
I'm trying to find myself. Anyone seen me lately?
Emoticon: =|:-)|= American Uncle Sam Smiley.
AD&D Famous Last Words: Yes, I checked the water for throat leeches...
When I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself!
*IT IS* documented -- see "For internal use only."
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was diagnosed with the @TOLAST@ Virus.
Def: Varicose veins: Veins that are very close together.
"You know better than to trust a strange computer!" - Threepio
Many people own cats - and go on to lead normal lives.
Patience -- Wait control
I have no tagline initiative...
How do women get minks? Same way minks get minks.
New Borg Movie: Where the Borg Are.
Good tagline, dood -- NOT!
If you torture the data long enough, it will confess.
But what if I'm a figment of MY imagination?
Place written complaint and proof here====>[]
Now that I've gone too far, where should I go now?
Happiness is Bill Clinton's face on a milk carton!
A cat is, above all things, an ingredient of Chop Suey.
"The focused totality of my telapathic powers." - Psylocke. Frequently.
[ OUT OF TAGLINES, PLEASE ORDER MORE ]
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Obi Wan was wise to hide you from us...
Doom: If it moves, shoot it. Keep shooting it until it quits moving.
Oxymoron: Compassionate Politician.
May Euell Gibbons eat your only copy of the manual!
The Religious Right's health plan: kill the doctors.
I don't care for the poison, but I love the antidote.
Happiness is a warm modem.
It is easier to love humanity than to love your neighbor.
FRIEND: One before whom you may think out loud.
URA Redneck if: Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."
I am not a minority. I am an outnumbered majority.
Denial: Not just a river in Egypt
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (P)ray, (G)et OS/2?
Once my bones have healed, Pinky, remind me to hurt you. -Brain
FIDO lie #II I have a life outside the FIDOnet.
Unpopular Bible Fact: Hatred of others is unChristian. (1 John 4)
Tagline Party overruns the Information Highway! Film at 11!...
I HATE it when that happens!
The Moderator's back, we'd better kill this conversation.
MACRO-created tagline&(*$#%$%#+()&%#^bleep, clunk#$%##@!
Insert disk 5 of 4 and press any key to continue
Support group for survivors of MS-DOS now forming.
Bother! said Pooh, as he launched the nuclear warheads.
Line noise provided by United Telephone of Florida!
#define class union
One bit short of a byte
Die Hard: With Some Fava Beans and a Nice Chiante.
Def: Protein: Supportive of young people.
Radiator Shop: The best place in town to take a leak.
"So, Bill, how DID you explain Gennifer to the President?"
Let's *not* get into that whole Kirk/Picard thing. - Crow
It's Time For NATIONAL REFERENDUMS Instead of Politicians
LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M HAVING A CRISIS!
CAT: A nice animal, frequently mistaken for a meatloaf.
Change is certain, progress is not.
"Bother," said Pooh as Mulder and Scully rushed in, guns drawn.
Rent-a-lawyer: You lease 'em, we'll fleece 'em.
After dinner, he said, Your modem or mine?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he failed to lift the X-wing with the Force.
We need to get a new bard. All this one does is sing and drink.
Books, like people, are too loud when dropped. -- Worf
Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp
The colors felt sooo GooD in TheDraw.
So it's my birthday. Big deal!!
Pcboard 14.5a the best value for the serious SysOp
Oxymoron: Windows-Capable.
Was Steely Dan really a cleptomaniac?
If it's Tourist Season why can't we shoot 'em??
If it makes you smile, DO it again!
"I get this from guys all the time." - Dot
Flies Are Not Allowed In The Soup Without Permission
Think you can hold off a vampire with a sunlamp?
Rather have a dragon or a virgin on call?
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
Everybody out of the GENETIC POOL!
Clinton: "Ted, will you drive Hillary home?"
My other cat is a Jaguar
If you have the latest version, there's a later version.
Windows? Wha' dat?
Your barber cuts your hair just so. Is it luck?
Hey! ╦╞╡εrε's ╒╕ p└┘b¡C ╠╣╒╕¡r ¡▐\▌ ▐\/▌y Co▐<ε!!
Modem on drugs...ì╦ç╫ë$ ùë ß₧°0$ çä$è Ñ╦ú₧ë Äß╫σΓ $ä âçÇü
Win95: 95 = The space it takes on your hard drive.
What orators lack in depth, they give in length.
The Gods have their own rules.
ECHO 'Hello... Hello... Hello...'
Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it is time to get up.
Sure...anything for a fellow LEEEEEEEECH! <g>
Nobody can be exactly like me--even I have trouble doing it.
Too dumb to be crooked
"Look out Earth, the slime's coming home!" -- Lister
When I play in the sandbox the cat keeps covering me up.
I think NASA wants to study my brain...
A female Klingon with PMS? Like, how could you *tell*?
Dafynition #287: TSR=Trash System Randomly
"In this tiny world, people's all we got..." -- Biafra
Anarchists do it revoltingly.
The Roseanne Barr Diet: One meadow per day.
...and all the children are above average
"How come it hurts so much, mister?" - Sherri
"Bother," said Capt. Pooh, as antimatter containment was lost.
NR] ■ I come from Alabama with a QWK packet on my knee.
"Bother," said Pooh as NBC cancelled Star Trek.
Is there such a thing as too many Taglines?
What alignment am I? CHAOTIC-CONFUSED?!
A liberal's generosity is limited only by your income.
Escape From Cthulhu! New from Milton Bradley!
It is pitch dark. You will likely fall into a hole & die
There you go again--thinking you have rights.
"If I *argue* with you,I must take up a contrary position!" - Python
If you understand it, it's obsolete.
Do you REALLY believe Clinton will reduce government spending?
Pizza: It's not just a food group, it's a way of life.
Oxymoron: Low-Profile Public Approach.
Dulce bellum inexpertis.
Beatnik to flat-chested girl: "Like, man..."
Doesn't have all his dogs barking.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he finished editing Jeffrey Dahmer's cookbook.
As funny as a double mastectomy.
Friends encourage friends to use Windows...under OS/2!
Knock firm but softly. I like soft firm knockers!
In a bad mood? Take up two parking places!
Standback,I dont know how big this thing gets
Oxymoron: Macintosh Computer
Yeah, I'm in the "Directory", but they misspelled my name
ON: Dumb Graduate of Oxford.
To go where no man has gone before... BBSing!
"Bother," said Pooh, and reinstalled TLX TLX v4.10.
To a dog (or a child) "NO" means "Not while I'm looking.
Mistrust first impulses, they are always good.
I'm on a low-fat, high stress diet .... coffee and fingernails.
Batman is a menace to society...
"A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind." - Yoda
Last words of Socrates: "I drank what?!?!"
The world ends at 3pm; details at 5..
I wasn't cheating, you were thinking too hard. Troi
Demos are good, Demos are fun, Demos are for everyone!
Measure with micrometer, mark with chalk, cut with axe
Don't pick up the ph_)(@#$**^!_@ NO CARRIER
Cash is a always accepted
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stepped on a Funnelweb.
"Scrambled Eggs" ─ by Humpty Dumpty
"Bother," said Pooh, as he poured Zyklon-B into the ventilation system.
No, I'm NOT in a good mood today. The Rangers won the Cup!
Save the whales. Refrigerate 'em.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: NITRATES: CHEAPER THAN DAY RA
Basic Airline Flying: Keep the pointy end forward.
Nothing like a soak in the Hot Tub under The Midnight Sun...
Murphy's copy of SLMR was sent to Baghdad.
"I don't write 'em, I just say 'em." - Yakko
A wok is what you throw at a wabbit.
That's how we get out... We're buying this place -- Riker
If life is a bowl of cherries, then I've got all the pits
!!!DRIEW eb rehtar d'I ¿lamron eb yhW
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes? A: Because they can understand them.
Waitress! (glare) This roadkill is not properly aged!
Hee hee..
No one does a Blue Wave like Argonaut fans.
"I have a stiffy." - Beavis
Hey! It compiles! Ship it!
Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed. -- Ray Simard
Def: Scalpel: What Indians used to do.
"We're from the law firm of Warner, Warner, Warner, and Mime..."
Taste 'em again for the first time
I been readin' too many Vince Karch posts.
Red eye special - A double espresso with a shot of coffee.
President Clinton, The Waffle House, Washington, D.C.
A virus that eats Taglines would really make people mad.
A bird in the hand can make your hand dirty.
I'm not quite dead yet, sir.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he lit the end of the gas-soaked rag.
Christios, the cereal of zealots. They walk on milk!
It takes a long time to understand nothing.
OXYMORON : Adult children
Friday the 13th Part XXXVI: Jason takes the Enterprise
Is yours a real cat, or does it come when you call it?
Def: Friend: Anyone who has the same enemies you have.
"Asps. Very dangerous. You go first!" -- Sallah
Geometry: what the acorn said after it grew up.
From the Committee to Use Professional Politicians as Lab Animals.
"Forget about your sins! Give the audience a grin!" - Monty Python
Don't be afraid of flying. Be afraid of crashing.
STAR TREK IX: THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK'S INTELLIGENCE - Crow
"Bother," said Pooh, as Londo plotted against him.
"Bother", said Pooh, and reinstalled Telemate 4.12.
Iced Tea, the house wine of the south.
Hardware hackers do it on a bus.
This message routed through @BBSID@!
I'm a psychoceramicist. I treat crackpots.
What's so funny? - Todd The joke Rondi didn't tell. - Jason
Microsoft gives you Windows... OS/2 gives you the whole house.
You'll get my Bluewave when you pry it out of my cold, dead fingers!
"Bother" said Pooh, as he stomped Barneys ass to jello.
Psychiatrists do it on the couch.
Love your enemies -- it makes them so damned mad.
Bo thinks he Knows Taglines!
"Stop yelling at me!!! WHAHHHHHH!!!!" - Serena
Silly boy... you *never* invite a vampire into your home!
Do not install prior to installation.
BRRRRRRRRPPP! - Worf You're excused! -- Troi
Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename"
Nibbles, bits, bytes....great hobby for a dieter, huh?!?
Necrotelecomnicon: Book of Dead phone Numbers
'Onst baas, aas jist pressed dis, an' de carrier he gone walkabout...
Why don't women remember to leave the seat up?
Don't you hate it when life doesn't follow the manuals?
Make like Jesus and die for us.
Oxymoron: intelligence oversight board
"Bother," said Pooh, as he triggered the burglar alarm.
And WHAT were those mistakes my parents made?
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter Boogers shot out of George's nose.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he rolled another joint for the President.
Easter has been cancelled this year. They've found the body.
They got these pictures of everything, to break us down.
Jesus is the Lords's shepherd. Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd.
The tagline you have reached has been disconnected.
"You may fire when ready." - Grand Moff Tarkin
"Then something went wrong for Fay Wray and King Kong..."
If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.
Fire! Fire! Fire! - Beavis They can't ban that from my tagline!
"You picked...wisely"
Set up again????
CLINTON.SYS Installed....HIGHER.TAX Loading.
Make a cat meow? Freeze it, take a bandsaw and MEEEOOWWW
BBS Lingo: FREQ; File Request - available to Sysops.
MY GOD! SOMEONE RAN OVER THE CAT! Oh, didn't know you had a bagpipe.
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Butterfliers are free
AD&D Quote: "But I'm *already* dead!"
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
"The Human Brain" ─ by Sarah Bellum
Flat out, like a lizard drinking.
Democrats: 'We've got what it takes to take what you got'
URA Redneck if truckers tell your wife to watch her language.
Is Bill Clinton really "Dave" (on drugs)?
If it walks out of the refrigerator, let it go!
To seek out strange, new taglines... to BOLDLY quote...
"The Emperor has been expecting you." - Vader
Dan Shaw has a 9600 baud modem.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet finished the last of his whiskey
Go Browns! And take the Indians with you.
"The Great Fabrication" ─ by Paul E. Ester
"Shoes For Farm And Ranch" ─ by Claude Hopper
"Dammit, Beavis! Pull your pants up!" - Butt-Head
"She's dead, Jim. Now get off her." -- McCoy
"Like you said-- 'All's fair in love and comedy!'" - B&WYakko
Sometimes I get the elevator, sometimes the shaft.
Abstain from all appearence of evil. (1 The 5:22)
"*Now* we're getting somewhere." - Beavis
Too bad stupidity isn't painful...
cc: Bob Brobeck
A wholesome mind is wasted potential.
I am Popeye of Borg. You will be askimilgrated!
Do you know JESUS? If so, tell him he owes me $2
Clinton mathematics. $30,000 = Your rich.
wish-to-find-out, which are exact opposites.
Stick to your talent and the cows will be well tended.
"I am Tick of Borg. We will assimilate your shiny things."
If by dull rhymes our English must be bound...
Al Bundy for President!!!!!
Gosh! How did THIS ever get into the Cooking echo? <G>
I support Merit Pay and Piece Work for politicians.
FORTRAN PROGRAMMERS do it with SOAP
Aluminum Dragons also do 3d6 of krinkle damage.
How did a fool and his money get together anyway?
URA Redneck if your car's rear tires are twice as wide as the front.
How did this ugly woman get in my bed?
Fire all of the guns at once and explode into space!
ERECTION.....When Japanese vote for a new government
Fine day to throw a party. Throw him as far as you can.
Alka SeltzBorg: I can't believe I assimilated the WHOOOO
I am merely asking an honest question.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember it all!
We can easily endure adversity. Another man's I mean. -- Twain
Star Trek VIII: The Wrath of Moderator.
Another bit of knowledge from the Hollywood Typographer
People don't plan to fail, they fail to plan.
I know the secrets of Cinderella's castle.
I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.
I admire a woman who can use a blade...
@TOFIRST@ KNOWS Tag-X Pro!
URA Redneck if you cut your grass and find more than 4 cars.
Animani-DOS 3.30: (A)bort, (R)etry, (B)lame it on your sibs?
"Here Mousie! I only want to be your friend.": CAT
The only good hockey players are the ones with no teeth!
Heaven: Being alone with Dax playing connect-her-dots.
"How was that? More feeling? Oh okay, but I'm almost out of ti-" - Yakko
New Mail not found. Start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N)
Don't be so dysfunctional...
I am going to live forever, or die trying!
Check rear view mirror and don't run over people as you back off!
"Little Fishes" ─ by Anne Chovey
Old birds are hard to pluck.
Why are there no purple M&M's?
Mom went looting in LA & All I got was this tag.
Fencers do it with three feet of sword.
On a headstone: "I told you I was sick!"
"How to Write a Will" ─ by Ben E. Factor
.·∙°∙·. .tsìxé ï ëró⌠ëréht ,lìàm tèg ì .·∙°∙·.
Problem localized: Intel processor found in computer.
As funny as a clogged drain.
No magic at the table, you know the rules.
Oxymoron: practical homeowner
Scrute the inscrutable...eff the ineffable.
If the government REALLY wanted us to obey the law,
Is that seat saved? No, but we are praying for it!
Free Nelson Mandela, while stocks last!
I'd like it all automated.
001. Once you have their money, you never give it back.
Common BBS talk: ILYKL; I'll let you know later.
Blessed are the meek; for they shall inherit the earth.
I always lie
OXYMORON : Business entertaining
WOO.. I didn't know that was a Frank Zappa line!
I am Murphy of Borg. Anything that can be assimilated will be.
It's good to be children sometimes and never better than at Christmas.
Mr. Worf, set phasers on -/Shake 'n' Bake!\-
Ivo Andric, Yugoslavia's first Laural Nobiate
Beware of what you ask of the Gods, for they may....
"I fixed it!" - Wakko
MS-DOS v6.0 virus scan: OS/2 detected! Delete? (Y/n) _
Find out what you do not do well and DON'T DO IT
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw parties.
What would you little maniacs like to do first?
Kathryn Page ■ Lemming Herder
Animani-DOS 3.30: The moral of today's session is: Don't "FORMAT C:"
"I don't always have my mouth open!" - Serena
That's my Sasha; so beautiful and so disdainful.
Change is inevitable...except from a change machine.
On a clear disk you can seek forever.
Hardware hackers DO IT with uncommon emitters into open collectors.
"Let me introduce my lovely wife Pinkinia..." - Brain
And now to Kitty Carlisle for fifty dollars...
COMPUTER: (noun) an altar upon which virgin programs are sacrificed.
Beware the paradigm clutch!
Oxymoron: High school education
Oxymoron: Black light.
I'm from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms. Got any gasoline?
That makes perfect sense. Perfectly __________ sense !
How do you know it's summer in Seattle? The rain's warmer
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Lorena Bobbitt tied him to the bed.
"You're a dumbass, Beavis." - Butt-Head
Computer spelled sideways is Aaaarrrggghhhh!!
It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
I'm apathetic and I don't care.
Hey, which word unquestionably uses all 5 vowels and "y"?
"One thing's for sure--we're all gonna be a lot thinner." - Han Solo
Your cat's missing? Have you checked my bumper?
Let my bower be of yew, interwreathed with myrtles new
Flon's Law: There is not now, and never will be, a langua
I don't want to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices
FFF: Form Feed Forever
Honey, just one more tagline...
Epitaph for an Atheist: All dressed up and nowhere to go!
All swiped taglines are guaranteed top-quality here!
BAND PLAYING by Clara Nett
You ever notice how boogers don't smell?
Whose the scumbag that drained the blood out of my cat?
New Borg Movie: The Collective Strikes Back.
A couple of fries short of a Happy Meal.
Hitchcooking: Stabbing frozen food to speed up cooking.
Taglines: Go ahead and steal 'em. We'll make more!
A person who looks up to God rarely looks down on people.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the parasite ate it's way into his brain
My cat wasn't broken, but I had it fixed anyway.
"Take care of yourself Odo." -Quark
Our pond has ducks. Really anti-social ducks.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sniffed the tube of glue.
In a bad mood? Leave a ring in the bathtub!
No radio. Already stolen.
Assembler programmers do it with shifting registers.
I've finally got this tagline ficts, fics, fixd...
I guess that wasn't such a good idea after all. - Kira
A loose chip on the micro processor.
URA Redneck if you've ever given rat traps as a gift.
"Bother," said Pooh, as realized that Rabbit was indeed Chaotic Evil..
Man is the only animal which blushes. Or needs to. -- Twain
URA Redneck if your wife has four-wheel drive on her vacuum cleaner.
Windows is to OS/2 what an Etch a Sketch is to art.
Data error on drive C (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic?
Idiotcracy--a form of government used in the U.S.
"Yep, you never know who'll turn up." - Yakko
"The Telltale Heart" ─ by Stefi Scope
He's got a mind like a steel trap, rusty and stuck closed
Peewee fired his lawyer. He said he could handle it himself.
"Did that robot say Zaphod Beblebrox?" -- Ford Prefect
"The emperor is not as forgiving as I am." -- Darth Vader
"They're..." Scratchy "YOUR responsibility!" Plotz
"If he catches you, you're through" - Mr. R. Runner.
Windows: (n) program used to turn 80486 into 8088.
OXYMORON : Historical truth
Never say Never.. it may be happening now!!
The key to failure is trying to please everyone.
So many bytes, so few cps.
"HELP!!! Mommy and Daddy are ruining the country!" - Chelsea Clinton
"MEOW"...SPLAT..."RUFF"...SPLAT...(Raining cats & dogs)
Death don't have no mercy in this land!
About four years ago -- no, it was yesterday...
What do you mean "I'm fired," I thought slaves were sold.
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography. - s.w.
Oxymoron: Pure Speculation.
I'm getting a full-body tatoo of me, but taller.
Smile! Azathoth loves you!
Instrument of Darwin.
A priest gets defrocked; does a sysop get UNZIPped?
To excel at what you do, you must love doing it.
"Home, Sweet Home" ─ by A. Bachelor
My computer never locks u
*/ \* <- Tribbles having a swordfight.
When you can't make it GOOD, make it BIG!
Mulder: If we ignore them, do you think they'll go away?
Don't confuse me with fact, make it sound good
Redneck: Member of the white southern rural laboring class.
To catch a Sasquatch is no small feet!
I see you're feeling particularly blonde today.
A replacement must be requested as soon as possible. - HoloDoc
For they are subtle and quick to anger.
I'll be with you in a moment... I'm just sealing some fates.
"I have something for you. I don't want it anymore." - The Crow
Never wear a hat that has more character than you do.
SAUCE, n. The one infallible sign of civilization and enlightenment.
URA Redneck if your other truck is made by John Deere.
I am Flintstone of Borg. You will be yabbadabbasimilated
I said shut up, as in close your mouth and stop talking. - Riker
I'd forgotten you could be like this. * Jamie
Fish are so hard to toilet train.
What's the thinnest book in the world? The Irish cookbook.
Def: Hobo: A person who builds palaces and lives in shacks.
Windows: Designed on a Monday.
Taglines: Things that make you go "Hmmmmm"
New Shimmer is a floor wax AND a dessert topping!
Whose picture is on the $3 bill? Clinton, of course!
Bad day: When your income tax refund check bounces.
Ferengi: Little Used-Car Salesmen of the Galaxy
"Do you want the calamari or the squid?" - Yakko Warner
I'm good with kids, but I'm better without them!
CONgress. The opposite of PROgress!
I'd love to go out with you, but the Prime Directive forbids it.
History Repeats Itself Because Nobody Listens
No matter what it is, it's more important than housework...
Run for the toilet! Taco Bell's done it again!
Carter/Clinton: Jimmy Carter had a smarter baby brother
Health: The slowest possible rate at which one can die.
"I'm ready for anything" - Luke Skywalker
(666)-XXX-XXXX: Area code of the beast
I think, therefore I Amiga
Def: Pentagon tagline: Developed at only 2 million over budget
"Apparently it's worth a billion dollars!" - Yakko Warner
Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
Ever notice that Legos aren't biodegradable ?
How do vampires say V without shredding their lips?
Thou shalt speaketh to the SysOp thy real name.
"Bother," said Pooh as he parked O.J.'s white Bronco.
If it's working, take it apart and find out WHY!!!
"When I want to read a book, I write one." -- Benjamin Disraeli
I'd like to see more of you, Tom appealed.
"Today, New York. Tomorrow, the World!" - Howard Stern
Two things I hate: People that can't count.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the pus dribbled out of his nose.
Hepme !! I feels like my head is gonna buss wide open !!
Data is emotional because of a computer virus. ■ The Borg
"I gave them to the Klingons, sir." Scott to Kirk on tribbles
Always remember that you are unique, like everyone else.
Revolution is the opiate of the intellectuals.
Clinton: what happens when minorities rule.
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National DMs Association: Monsters don't kill, we do.
If you gonna die anyway, why worried about smoke???
If I have not seen as far as others, it is
Mainspring's wound too tight.
hmmmmmmmm...lessee here...WHO STOLE THE **REAL** MYRA?????- Joni Stanley
Whenever Possible, Put People On Hold
Return of the living dead tagline!
* DO NOT EAT *
He is the most sensible looking man talking nonsense.
Bush said, No new taxes. Clinton said, No! New taxes!
Camera bugs always know where to light!
Mediocrity thrives on standardization.
Yo momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran into the Archvile.
Get the FIDO collectors cards! (with special hologram tagline subset)
Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works gre╥┐▐%~óæ
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell, "Taxi"
"A lie is terminological inexactitude." Churchill
Yeah, I've been there, I've done that. - Nick Knight
Hang-Gliders do it in the air.
Iraqi Bingo: B-1 F-16 B-52 A-10 M-2 F-15 A-4 F-117...
Pardon me, sir, you're bad tagline entertainment. W. Tagspeare
HELP! There's a crazy woman here! She's GONNA eat me!!!
Halftime at Circus Maximus: Lions 24 Christians 0
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Ginger and spice, and EVERYTHING NICE! I'm gettin' hungry
Brain Disengaged; Call Back Tomorrow.
A good Christian does not think, a good Christian obeys.--Billy Graham
Hug your sysop daily, send him candy on his birthday.
Do you smell something?! DUUUUCK!!! Low-flying dragons ahead!
I believe in world peace... as a last resort.
Feed Jane Fonda to the whales.
Deja 42: Haven't I seen this tagline explanation before?
Delete file (Y)es (N)o (M)aybe? _
Why do blondes so often dye their roots black?
A Dragon with THAC0 -98? Um, it's your turn to go first.
FOR SALE: D'vorkians machine, used once, works well. ƒ
Oxymoron: Mobil station.
Ferrets: Curious about everything and move like quicksilver.
The Moderator is dead. Long live the monitor.
In real life, Moderators are nice people...RIGHT!
FREE EVERYBODY. DON'T KILL ANYTHING.
"Just another minute on the modem, honey, and THEN you can call 911."
No Dear, I Don't Love My Computer More Than You
Dragons aren't extinct (they've learned how to hide in fantasy books).
"That's as high as we go for this particular garage." - Yakko
"AhAll is well that ends well." --E.A. Poe "Oh Bother..." --Pooh
I will not squeak chalk -Bart
Can you imagine 1,000 cats agreeing to do *anything*?
Clinton Medical Dictionary: NODE: WAS AWARE OF.
"No wala wa!" - Oola
"The Revolution is successful..." Kodos
ORAL Roberts. With a name like that, we shoulda known!
I'm amazed your knuckles don't bleed when you walk.
Not even the cute and fuzzy bunnies can stop us now!
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
COFFEE.COM not found. (A)bort, (R)eheat, (S)nooze
Athiest Christmas movie: "Coincidence on 34th Street"
I'd love to, but my plot to take over the world is thickening.
Oxymoron: Sit up.
Never share your foxhole with someone braver than you are.
Damn I love spell chekers!
BBSing is a Maalox Moment
Hell must be full-The damned are working in tech support.
"Ten Pins" ─ by Mr. Strike
Put off procrastinating till a later time.
And *we* had to chisel our taglines into cave walls.
Got looks, got brains, even got taglines! I WANT MONEY!!
"Bother," said Pooh, as Soran destroyed the nearby sun.
Confused me too, and I said it !
Kirk to Enterprise - beam down yeoman Rand and a six-pack
Oxymoron: cheap junk
All new mail readers must be released by September 30!
I am Senile of Borg. Prepare to be... What was I talking about?
I am Burns of Borg. Smithers! Assimilate them!
035. Peace is good for business.
Otherwise, we're all on CNN! - Kalas
Pee Wee's favorite baseball team: the Expos.
Still hackin' in the rain ...
I am Sybil of Borg: I will assimilate myself.
SPAM(n): Acronym for Snake, 'Possum, and Mole.
Oxymoron: serious barbecue
Useless Invention: Low salt brine.
Isn't that an oxymoron in itself?
#define far near
Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible?
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I'm on the last one.
Bad day: You borrow on your VISA to pay your MASTERCARD.
Babylon's 1 through 3 were sabotaged and destroyed.
Quote me if I'm wrong.
!enilgat cinataS !eraweB
Gimme a P-Nut-Butter -N- Nanner sandwich. Elvis.
Kissing girls is a goodness. It beats the hell out of car
Why don't "minimalists" find a shorter name for themselves?
Irony: Limbaugh saying that dittoheads think for themselves.
When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with erasers.
"Don't cross me boy...where's my bottle?" - Failed Jedi
Bible, but what does that have to say about being a Christian now?
Bonjour! Je suis │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││
Famous last words: What does THIS button do?
Its a nice story, and sometimes on the street that's all you got.
I would introduce your eyebrows, but I see they've already met. -SLR
WYPIWYG= What You Printed Is What You've Got
She likes me! She stole my tagline!
God lacks grandchildren.
I'm not White; I'm just Melanin Disadvantaged.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he look into the face of the Myrddraal.
PeeWee Herman really holds his own in public!
If "The Picard Manuever (shirt tug)" is a family trait - YMBAT
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\RUN\CRASH
He's got a Magnet! Everybody BACKUP!
Alright Mr. Pennzoil head, you talked us into it!-Yakko
It's just you and me against the world.When do we attack?
Delay of justice is injustice.
Never smile at a Crocodile.
"A lie is terminological inexactitude" - the Clinton Administration
Johnson & Johnson Tagline: █████░░░░░█████ "ouch"
"She looks like an oil fire!" -- Tom Servo
Why blacks don't play hockey, It's cold out there!
I'm a brain in a vat. Are you one too?
Can priests turn other food into God, or only cookies?
I prefer taglines myself.
Clinton got his health plan ideas from Doctor Kevorkian.
Elvis. Elvis. Come home, little Elvis.
I'm more humble than you are!
Yo momma so fat The Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her
Drink your coffee! There are people in India sleeping!
Tagline Lotto: ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓<- Scratch here to reveal prize.
A writer must not shift your point of view
Cooking tip: Wrap leftover turkey in aluminum foil and throw it out.
God less savages, they'll never give up
URA Redneck if birds are attracted to your beard.
Report? Picard Mission accomplished, sir. Alexander
If God wanted me on topic, why'd he make moderators the way he did?
Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> if you're for Clinton!
Power is an illusion; only stupidity is real.
Is there a lawyer in the house? <BLAM!> OK, any more?
To err is human, but I forgive you.
1090: Steve Winter is to moderators what mosquitos are to
Let's have a little fun, let's do a pun.
Def: Kibitzer: A person with an interferiority complex.
It allows me to see. And I like it just fine -- Geordi
When did my wild oats turn to shredded wheat?
As funny as a Drano emema.
Freedom OF religion includes freedom FROM religion.
I am not a number! I am a free NaN!
Bill Clinton - on the cutting edge of societal pollution.
Earth is a beta site.
Forrest Fire: "Life is like a bag of charcoal."
"Bother," said Pooh as the Na'ka'leen feeder consumed him.
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
Earache My Eye!
Do Programmers eat ASCII crackers?
Farfignewton: A long way 'til the next cookie.
· ·∙■·∙■·∙■ Tagline void where inhibited. ■∙·■∙·■∙·
There is no such thing as peace. -- Wisetongue, Get of Fenris
"It's a song. You green-blooded Vulcan." - McCoy
This is abuse. Complaints are down the hall.
A Snake? Ya are an odd fellow, aren't you. - 49er to Data
"Data, I thought you were dead!" "No, Sir. I rebooted!"
98% of all constipated people don't give a crap.
Happiness is six rounds in the kill zone.
"... but Basketball is a peaceful planet!"
"I wanted to be... A *LUMBERJACK*!" - Monty Python
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? - s.w.
Life is still in beta testing.
"We must all make sacrifices, Pinky. You may be next." - Brain
Oxymoron: A wise democrat.
Been through Hell? Whaddya bring back for me?
A type II phaser beats four aces. -- Worf, on a bad poker night
If it doesn't have garlic or onion, it better be dessert!
Enjoy life, you will never get out alive.
Objects in your download packet may appear larger than they are.
Just wanted to get my official stamp on a few taglines
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Tigger became the Real Drag Queen
Doctor, please... not in my own ready room. Picard
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person!
Real SysOps don't leave mail to users begging them to post.
///\oo/\\\ Bugs? What bugs? ///\oo/\\\ ///\oo/\\\
Shall we watch Ringling Brothers or Election '92 ?
What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?
Cry SQUEEK and let loose the four ferrets of the apocalypse
Democracy is based on the theory that the common people know what
Good morning is an oxymoron.
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. Joshua
Hackers DO IT globally.
"Just wait until I lift my power visor!" - Cyclops
"The answers are there. You just have to know where to look."
"Buy land. They've stopped making it." - Mark Twain
Lake Erie died for your sins.
Famous last words: It's not poisonous.
I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, dahling.
"I am Kira of Borg." Now there's a terrifying thought...
"Bother", said Pooh, as he received his Compuserve bill.
Can Toonces the Cat drive a Dodge Tradesman?
Damn you sir! You WILL try! Spock
I'd send you a fish if I could find one.
your country is doing to you.
"You say you were inside robbing bank and someone stole your car?"
I think I lost my mind. Please watch where you step.
Why, he's no fun, he fell right over!
4Dos, without it your PC is broken!
It is a good day to die. - Worf, son of Mog
Stolen taglines are the sincerest form of flattery.
Carrier Landing - Most Fun Possible with pants on!
He's dead Jim, but he's vulcan. He'll pull out of it.
Life is but a dream, sh'boom, sh'boom.
Oxymoron: Liberal, Kansas.
"An argument isn't just contradiction." - Monty Python
Oxymoron: For the blonde that is too stupid to use Oxy-10.
Oxymoron: real magic
If you're drug free does your doctor know?
"Voila! The answer to our prayers!" - Yakko
A! Collectable Taglines #11: Ralph the Security Guard
"Bother," said Pooh, It's your husband. He has a gun!
* <- Tribble */ \* <- Tribbles dueling
I am 007 of Borg: You will be shaken, not assimilated.
Losing Lottery tickets sold here.
"Without anti-matter, what difference does it make?" - Geordi
Def: Hangover: The mourning after the night before
I am free of prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
Fetch hither the comfy chair!
No chance, English bedwetting types!
Kill the DM...no, SLOWLY kill the DM.
Celtic Magic? Didn't he play basketball?
My name is Yakko and I'll be your king this evening...
@TOLAST@, target your blaster at the nearest Moderator AND SHOOT!
Who is John Galt?
FIDO lie #XVI My sysop enjoys reading all my posts.
Shopping on the Internet without a credit card..*&^%$#@*NO CARRIER
This is my last Tagline...Pleeeease don't steal it
HartnellDOS 1.0: <A>bort <R>etry <T>ug on Lapels
AD&D Famous Last Words: Glad it's over with. I'm taking off my armor.
...know your ASCII from a hole in the ground.
Don't anybody move... I just lost my mind!
Gee, Mr. Wizard! Aren't nuclear reactors dangerous?
Paul Simon of Borg - "Cecilia, you're assimilating my heart..."
Documentation is for people who can't read.
Anything you do can get you shot, including doing nothing.
How long before we're as dumb as computers?
AIDS -- The Plague Denied by the ACLU the AMA and man!
R. Smith: Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America.
Confused? Call Counselor Troi 1-900-NCC-1701: $1.95/minute
Volem missatges en català!!!
And by the way, Jean-Luc. Captain Picard day? - Blackwell
29A -- The hexadecimal of the Beast.
Never swallow a porcupine tail first.
Oxymoron: conventional wisdom
Let's try this again, boy. More friendly like. - Mako
It ain't over till the FAT table sings...
Lie: It's stained. I spilled coffee on it.)
Ford: First on race day
You're letting the mutton dry out! Tom lambasted.
"I've been waiting for you, @FN@. We meet again, at last."
@LN@'s playing hockey with a warped puck.
A job is nice but it interferes with my Modeming.
Paper clip: The larval stage of a coat hanger
Do not believe anything I haven't said.
URA Redneck if you have a bumper sticker on your bowling ball.
"number of biscuits that are named after revolutionaries."
Yo mamma's so ugly, she loses to Jabba the Hutt in a beauty contest!
Captain @TOLAST@, it's the Death Star! We mu *^%#&%$# NO CARRIER
File Not Found. Want me to Fake it? (Y/N)
"Better living through Revlon, guys." - Dazzler
And I was just about to write you a reality check...
TAGLINES: Share and steal alike. (GW)
URA Redneck if you've Barbequed chitlins' on the grill.
Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. We're a happy Bo
That really wasn't very nice. Hardly sporting. - Ward
Oxymoron: Limited Immunity.
URA Redneck if you've ever lost your wife in a poker game.
Dancers do it to music.
Kirk never really got into that kinky JUMPSUIT look.
Clinton's definition: "contribution = taxes"
VOLCANIC ERUPTION : New Zealand weed killing method.
Sadomasochism means never having to say you're sorry.
Well......it looked good on paper!
"If I wanted to read, I'd go to a Usenet newsgroup!" --Butt-Head
Control Sense Alter
Oxymoron: oversized brief
Fight fire with fire and you'll become a burned out!
Tuba or not tuba?
This building is so high, the elevator shows movies.
Fotoflagellation: the act of waving a Polaroid so it develops faster.
If you don't eat garlic, they'll never smell it on you.
I can't hear you over all this line noise!
That's fine in practice, but it'll never work in theory.
"Run! Run away, Scar. ... And never return." - Simba
Cats and ferrets DON'T have the same paw prints.
NO CARRIER... Naval Aviator's worst nightmare!
"Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a physician!" -- McCoy
I am Wesley of Borg, can I assimilate the ship please?
Military Intelligence is an oxymoron !!
"The abstract means nothing to me!" Rorschach.
Experience=a name everyone gives to his mistakes.
"Bother," said Pooh, as a SuperTruck rammed into Piglet.
How come this jacket they gave me doesn't have sleeves?
"Italian Cuisine" ─ by Ravi Oley
"Oh, sorry, Odo! I didn't know you slept in the blender" - Quark
"I don't want a son-in-law who's stupid enough to marry my daughter."
"I'm gonna be the mane event like no king was before!"
The Borg assimilated the Warners.... and never recovered!
Artoo Detoowah bo Seethreepiowah ey toota odd mischka Jabba du Hutt.
STUPIDITY is not a HANDICAP ... park ELSEWHERE!
Am I half crazy, or half sane? And do I really care?
If you don't like my peaches, why do you shake my limbs?
Lions do it with pride.
It's not a virus - it's been Windows
This COULD be getting out of hand!
Computer: Run TROI in I AM DEATH INCARNATE mode.* Barclay
Dammit Jim, I'm a butcher not a tagline technican.
Drink! for you know not whence you came, nor why.
"Dog Training." ─ by Wille Bite
Resistance is useless, if you have no volts or amps.
Take the 'e' out of Dude and you've got a DUD!
God shave the Queen!
URA Redneck if there's more than 5 McDonalds bags on your car's floor.
Money talks - mine says "Goodbye"
Sysop: Descendant of Aesop with a keyboard.
"Brilliant, Brain! *NARF*" - Pinky
So easy to use, a child can do it. Child sold separately.
URA Redneck if you've ever cleaned fish in your living room
Honest Ma, I got it from a toilet seat...
Cats teach that not everything in nature has a function.
Drink till she's cute. Stop before you get married.
All right, we'll call it a draw.
Never let an amateur whip you.
"A little megalomania can be excused." -- Professor Muert
"Never trust anything you can eat." - Old dragon proverb
Fruity as a nutcake.
My momma talkin' to me, try to tell me how to live
Breaks my heart. -- Geordi
Moderator.pas: USES echomail, netmail, complaint, feedcut.
As funny as an iron lung.
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
Curiousity didn't kill the cat, I got him with the mower!
After a number of decimal places, nobody gives a damn.
"The Solar System" ─ by P. Lanets & Son
Fish and Ships: What sea monsters eat.
2-4-6-8 / Tiptoe, sneak, and infiltrate / Cha cha cha.
You are a vampire and I am the walking dead
"What did I want at the store?" he asked listlessly.
What an incredible smell you've discovered your Highness...
Can I make this thing initialize my coffee pot?
You learn a lot about people from their luggage -Picard
Bother! said Pooh and he twit filtered his moderator.
Nine pence in the shilling.
A Modemer's telephone bill knows no bounds.
To do nothing is in every person's power.
"My arm!" said Captain Hook offhandedly.
Conservative Nightmare: A Liberal Biblical Scholar.
Do you know where he is? - Picard
URA Redneck if the original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
I'm not a white male--I'm differently oppressed, OK?
"Your sense of smell tells you when you need to change your socks" Wakko
Clinton Medical Dictionary: SEIZURE: ROMAN EMPEROR.
Ever tried to throw away a garbage can?
"Oh, yes, aren't you one of the little people?" - Q
The Pillsbury Dough Boy is a roll model..
All this beer and only one mouth.
Friends are the flowers of life...Don't trample on them.
"Home is where your rump rests."
Best way to dispose of the Borg: Give them Windows!
"May the seasons turn many times for you see evil again."
"Change is the essential process of all existence." - Spock
A message without ANSIART is like a day without sunshine.
Todd scratched his head.
Warranty and guarantee clauses are voided by payment of the invoice.
Adam's Apple - the apple Eve gave to Adam.
It is not down in any map; true places never are. - Melville
If so, please quote it back to me.
If atheism is a religion, then "bald" is a hair color.
Be thankful I wasn't born triplets!
Reading science fiction can save you from MindLock
I WP
The first step towards philosophy is incredulity.
That was a filthy crack. Speaking of filthy cracks, how's your mother?
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DM: You want to resurrect a *TREE*?
Clinton only has to deal with an unbalanced budget.
Unable to locate Mt.Dew.Com - Programmer halted!
They ran him for Congress. It was the only way to get him out of town.
From the Desk of a Happy Hacker...
AIR_CONDITIONER 1.0 - Runs under WINDOWS
Institute: An archaic school where football in not taught.
It weren't no colour TV until I fixed it!
Freedom for all is why they did it.
It ain't over 'till the fat lady emits intestinal gas.
Confucius say: Preserve wildlife - pickle a hedgehog!
"Lord of the Flies" ─ by Beelze Bul
Everything is just chemistry!
A bachelor is a guy who is footloose and fiancee free.
I heard nothing from the FIDO Taglines Moderator. Enuff was enuff!
"Moderator.. Kinda like a Sysop, only more arrogant."
Whoso diggeth a pit shall fall therein.
I'm ambidextrous. Equally clumsy with either hand.
Could we just go please? -- Tom Servo
TAGLINES: Electronic bumper stickers
I Didn't Know I You (Till I Saw You Rock 'n Roll)
(A)bort, (R)etry, (W)hip with wet noodle?
The true secret of suspense is
Blondes do it all the time, it's a gift!
Clinton - Socialism! Coming to a Government near you.
As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.
I thought you did a milk carton.
Oxymoron: loosely organized
My cat got my tounge and she won't give it back.
Democratic National Convention, Clinton nomination; vacate credo.
"Never take your Liberty for Granted"
OXYMORON : Unsung hero
Insert Quarter to continue..#..NO CARRIER
For a good prime, call: 391581 * 2^216193 - 1
Oxymoron du jour: Liberal Scholar.
Dear Auntie Em...Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog!
Today has been a long year!!!!!!!!!!
(Dos + Windows + ATM) < OS/2 2.0! 2.0 is better than 1.
Excuse me while I dance a little jig of despair.
God hath no fury like a sysop scorned!
Jesus died for our sins, so let's not disappoint him.
Espresso: ultra-efficient caffeine delivery system
The knowledge that a secret exists is half the secret.
On leave from CNN...
ALL PRICES INCLUDE POSTAGE IN THE U.S.
I like your approach. Now let's see your departure.
I'm fat. You're ugly. I can diet.
So, uh... Have you riven a fjord lately? -Mighty Max
Evolution: From tribble to bee ---> * o*o ooo
Start at the end.
How long will a floating point operation float?
Looting is just coporate raiding on the consumer level
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.-- New Testament
CAUTION: PET XING
Where there's smoke, there's dinner.
"Enjoy your dark side, have fun with it." -- Troi
A bird in the hand's better than one overhead.
Definition of a feature of Windows: Sufficiently advanced bug.
:-);#>:-(:-O <---PC totem pole on its side
If it's not worth doing, it's not worth doing well.
URA Redneck if you think BMW are the call letters for a radio station.
"If you can fake honesty you've got it made." - Clinton
Win95: 95 = Your monthly long distance cost in dollars to MS Tech Spt..
"Some days it all seems so feudal," sighed King Taglit..
I use original Taglines, but they originate elsewhere.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to code...
Not tonight, dear, I have to watch Animaniacs.
!Who! wal!ked ac!ross this ta!glin!e wit!h muddy fee!t?
He's working with an unformatted disk
Caviar Emptor; Let the Fish Beware!
Bother, said Pooh, and deleted the message base.
Sign my snarling doggie.
Life is something that happens when you can't sleep.
Aging could be delayed if it had to go through Congress.
AD&D Famous Last Words: Well, I think that's the last of them...
Are you scared?
Sysadmin training course, lesson #2: rm -rf ~yourboss. Remain employed.
Time...do you really believe the past arranges itself for our
Don't litter - have your pets spayed or neutered.
Captain @TOLAST@, there be raptors here... &^@$#%* NO CARRIER
Capture by design, kill by necessity - Bounty Hunter's Creed
To err is to screw up....
Don't worry, be happ...aw, who gives a darn.
David Gersic only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."
Common BBS talk: CYL; C you later.
As funny as a swarm of angry bees.
It's time to heal and write taglines again.
Nine times out of ten the statisticians are wrong.
My reality check just bounced.
Can bankers count? Eight windows and only four tellers?
"You're a feisty little one, but you'll soon learn some respect." - 9-D9
The only drawback of total nuclear war is $#@#%^NO CARRIER
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
I tried Windows once... But I didn't inhale!
"Escuse me bud" Said Mr Leeeeech "Can you spare a K ?"
Windows 3.1: More holes than you can count.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Send in the Clones.
Hackers DO IT faster.
"Difference of opinion is advantageous in religion." - T. Jefferson
My *taglines* are original. *I* am a copy.
Pro football is like nuclear warfare. No winners, just survivors.
"Squirming with anchovies!" - Wakko "Not!" - Dot
Football players do it after they are blitzed.
"Out of control and blind as a bat!" - Kirk, STIV:TVH
I've got 16K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.1?
In case of atomic attack, prayer in schools will be OK.
BTW - Your tagline is history, dude! <g>
If we're so smart and so creative, why aren't we happier than they are?
Wanted: Good taglines to steal...
(Troi turns to Riker....and yes..coughs a hairball in his lap)
Go ahead and steal my tagline. It flatters me.
"You see but you do not observe." -Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
If you are anti-abortion, why haven't you adopted?
A paranoid is a guy who just figured out what's going on!
DOOM: Not recommended for children of any age.
1) Look 2) Listen 3) Think 4) Be wise 5) Keep silent
"I am Homer of Borg. Resistance is.... oooooh, donuts!"
This message has been reviewed by The Censor(tm).
Johnson & Johnson Tagline: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "ouch"
"LOOK! There goes Ted Turnover!" - Yakko
I am not young enough to know everything.
Oxymoron: Happy Medium.
Matrimony isn't a WORD, It's a SENTENCE!
A warrior does NOT steal taglines. - Worf
Does BC stand for bull crap, or Bill Clinton, or both?
A little cognitive flexibility goes a long way.
As a child, I had a quicksand box....
Good taste is the flower of good sense.
2 lawyers talking: "Look, let's be honest here..." and the talk ended.
I Drink Alone...All By Myself...With Nobody Else
Funny, only sensible people agree with me.
What type of drugs was that fried egg using at the time?
Help stamp out mental illness, or I'll kill you!
Never ask a red dragon if he has a light...
URA Redneck if you're famous for your homemade squash wine.
Ain't Winter Grand?
The Adventures of WIN.INI the Pooh - by W. Gates.
R:Base 3.1: debased R:Base.
Next time I will try English.
Micro = small, Soft = mushy
Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaki+<)=n+ NO CARRIER
Trees are the #1 cause of forest fires.
OXYMORON : Classified advertising
Celebrate freedom, read, riffing on vacation.
"Maybe we should just write Dear Abby." -- Yakko Warner
Gee, I wonder what this key does.
Oxymoron: military etiquette
Multitask- Make twice the mistakes in half the time!
Hey, you bought the look - now live with what goes with it!!! {EG}
The New Age is just like the old age--only newer.
RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure.
My brother, Mr. Knowitall, just fried our A/V system!
Bungee Diving - Living it up when you're going down!
"You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!" Kipling
Where can I get one of those computer bats!!
Def: Profanity: A Language Computer Users Know
Don't drink water, fish breed in it.
WARNING! No user serviceable characters in this tagline.
This is all modem-induced hallucination.
"You are ir-ir-uh-ur-ar-er not important." - Porky of Borg
URA Redneck if you have "dress" boots.
MOM'S HINT #116: Don't put their favorite blankie in the wash.
And your oh-so-nutty chocolate covering.
#:-) <:≈≈≈≈≈≈≈ - Snake stalking person.
"Remember why the good Lord made your eyes -- Plagiarize!" -- me
We are as made by God us, and often a great deal worse.
Bad day: When airline food starts to taste good.
System Crash (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup
Nice legs...for a human. -Worf
"A Marine can stand ANYTHING!" - Buzzcut
Smart Blonde: Uses Radar to find the Powder Room.
Do files get embarassed being unZIPped ?
Beatles of Borg: Assimilate and Let Die!
Bother! said Pooh, as he realised he didn't fit ANY demographics
Call waiting: Windows for your telephone.
Please stand out of the crease.
Does NCC 1701-D's computer have enough ram to run Windows
Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
Press the "any key" to continue.
A perfect 10 is a 4 and a 6-pack!
╘════ gentlemen..start your debuggers..═════╝
Does instant milk come from powdered cows?
FAT TABLE CORRUPT. Please lose weight.
As funny as a tax form.
Unlimited keyword search...the Geneologist's delight!
I have a dynamic memory. It needs constant refreshing...
OdoQWK 1.0: It shapes itself to work with your software.
Death to fleas that prey upon the lifeblood of my cats!
TV Truth: Teenagers can access any computer using their PC's.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
That was definitely the LAST bug!
If Death calls, take a message. I'll get back to him.
Excuse me, I gotta go kill a Care Bear.
What do you expect? This is California!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...you thought we smelled bad on the outside!
The Twit Key: Three steps faster than the Moderator.
Isaac Asimov is a weenie.
It's getting late. Have you seen my mates?
Assumption is the mother of all screwups
Give, & you might receive. Take, and be sure of it
The primary prevaricator falls to the ultimate one.
░>___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR]
NICE TAGLINE! <swipe> Thanks!! <GRIN> ;-)
FREEZE!!!!! Unhand that tagline or I'll shoot!!!!
MSI - Honking off the world in '95
TV Truth: A 9mm pistol is a more powerful weapon than an AK-47.
Cremation Place: You Bang 'Em, We Flame 'Em!
A blonde using your word processor leaves liquid paper on the screen
Hit any Key to Continue or Any Other Key to Quit
Windows as a Network Trojan
He's studying to be a child molester at the Seminary.
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assim... ooooohhh, Donuts.
Honesty: If you can fake that; you've got it made...
Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
With half my brain tied behind my back...
"Bother" said Pooh as he was given a tour of the Lion's stomach
Real SysOps DON'T think they are God and are better than everyone else.
I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.
I'm Dr.Sigmund Freud of Borg....You were Assimilated as a child !!
If My Taglines Aren't Stolen Do I Exist????
REWARD! Lost: $50.00 If found, just keep it.
"Bother," said Pooh, telling the judge he was an endangered species.
Do cyberpunks use taglines?
"Just don't create a file called -rf. :-)"
9 out of 10 men who try Camels prefer women
Latest news! Conference moderator overthrown by a coup!
Oxymoron: User friendliness.
"Boo Boo Be Doop" --Betty Boop
How does a blonde part her hair? By doing the splits.
For those of you who think life is a joke, just think of the punchline.
How come Bill never speaks when Hillary's drinking water?
Airbags won't help...when this machine crashes! <cg>
That wasn't an office building, it was an abattoir.
Nuke the world--I want to get off.
I've got a lot of honey on my nice nose. Winnie The Pooh.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he cut open a Tauntaun.
When in doubt...RTFM!
Some like it hot, some like it cold; I like it chocolate!
NO, I'M NOT TWISTED! OKAY, SO I'M A LITTLE BENT AT THE CORNERS...
BY DEMONS BE DRIVEN!!! beckon the call beckon the call...
I was a mild-mannered computer jockey... until I discovered karaoke!
The only GOOD user is a DEAD user! Dead Leech BBS Cols OH
TV Truth: Good guys are always outnumbered.
Have you oppressed your peasants today?
"Terrible puppy-children are after me." - Wally Llama
ERROR: USER CORRUPT. TERMINATING...
"I've changed my mind, Hobbes. People are scum." - Calvin
"How about the Baltimore Roughriders?" <slap> "What'd I say?!"
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble sees a Klingon
Our Program, who Art in Memory, HELLO be thy name...
Since we all move so slowly - why is it called rush hour?
Dusty was a Catholic, and Buddy....... was not!
* <- Regular Tribble * <- Odo disguised as a Tribble
I told you he was the best - Picard
Ura Redneck if you get your oil changed by your barber.
PARODY ERROR: Can't Find File WEIRD_AL.EXE
Off to tag another one...
URA Redneck if you serve Gallo and Colby at your cheese & wine parties.
Mary had a little lamb...a little beef, a little ham.
Liberal-One who leaves the room when the fight begins.
"Insufficient facts always invite danger." - Spock
A tagline is a snippet of reality.
AI-Artificial Intelligence. Dan Quayle-Natural Stupidity.
Hey, Nice Tagline! (Scotty, beam it to my tag file and raise shields!)
I see that your second lobotomy finally took hold.
Xerox never comes up with anything original.
Luxury: Costs $7.69 to make and $20.00 to market.
TV Truth: Spinning tires on sand always creates a screech.
I'm making a career of evil.
Why is your nose black? Your snorting laser toner?
All warfare is based on deception. - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Borg DOS 6.0. Assimilate drive C:? (Y)es, (O)k or (F)ine?
Planned Parenthood is nothing of the sort.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Never underestimating the Force...
"Two months to select my jury and they found me guilty in 17 seconds."
No quarter asked--no change given.
Be Young! Have Fun! Use Tag Line Xpress!
Bother! said Pooh, as Curzon kissed him on the head.
Je suis un antisolipsiste. Tout le monde existe sauf moi.
Some of us take longer to grow up than others
Error- REALITY.SYS not found, install TREK.SYS? (Y/n)
FOR SALE: 1 set of morals. Never used. Will sell cheap.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)elf-Destruct
If thine enemy offend thee, giveth his kid a drum.
Heisenburg probably rules.
Cellophane T-shirts... Don't ya just love'em!
You just don't know women. - H. Hefner
Fools and computers, what a comdo.
He who laughs last is probably your boss!
Cerebral Flatulence---Rather Odiferous---Any Questions???
If Einstein were alive today he'd use Telemate 4.12!
"Bother!" said Chicken Boo, as his Pooh disguise came off.
Schizophrenia beats drinking alone.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he talked Kanga and Roo into a threesome.
Ura Redneck if your flashlight holds more then four batteries.
"Tell me, is this Heaven?" "No, it's Iowa."
Can I yell 'Science' in a crowded Religion conference?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he coached Anita Hill on how to lie under oath.
What's this button? m NO CARRIER
Hell is kept warm with profane burners!
Anime Excuse #104: Teaching Akane how to cook!
Captain Yakko, your new ship, the USS Water Tower, is ready in Stardock.
We're not *all* dykes. -- Black Fury
Oxymoron: positively grudgingly
Who needs valium when you got a cat you can pet.
I eat junk food to get it out of the house.
"What is the meaning of life?""Cereal, magazine or game?"
"Everything you know is wrong." - The Firesign Theater
"He's probably one of those people that thinks Elvis is dead."
Nothing cures a case of nerves like a case of beer.
DM, we just found 20 bottles of potion of healing... is this a sign?
Pardon my ignorintz.
You're a Redneck if: You go to family reunions to look for dates.
Oh, my ears and whiskers, how late it's getting!
Is the dingleberry still fashionable?
Right now keeps happening.
"Check out my butt!" - Beavis
A moderator should be hanged with a his/her computer-to-m
Some people are, through no fault of their own, sane.
Oxymoron: anarchy rules
Hey Jim, Are we there yet?
"Ewwww..." - Rita
Bother! said Pooh, as the Sharom exploded into black fire.
"Oh my God, I'm flying!" -- Glitterboy
As funny as a chicken-wire canoe.
"Hellooo, Swiss Nurse Miss!" - Wakko Warner
Graduate of the Darth Vader School of Personnel Management.
"Bother," said Pooh as he realized he'd been issued a one-way ticket
"Better than you expected or better than you hoped?" -- Scully
Die Hard: With David Letterman
"Bother," said Pooh as his Stinger locked onto the 747.
Forget "Miss Right". I want "Miss Right Now"
REALITY IS A GREAT CONCEPT, WHERE WILL YOU EVER FIND BETA TESTERS?
Is it OK for a gynecologist to look up old girlfriends?
Close only counts if you are on the receiving end.
Oh, and another thing.........I DON'T DO WINDOWS!!
I've always wondered why the MODERATOR echo needs moderating.
A .QWK is a Day's Adventure.
"Dead or alive." - Vash "Preferably dead." - Q
If Jiminy Cricket was here, I'd skoosh him. -- Calvin
Interchangable parts-aren't.
ERROR: LPT1: not found. Use pencil and paper.
Rusty Bedsprings - By Doomore Wetting
The sun doth not shine as bright as the light within her.
One man's folly is another man's HST.
Freedom isn't cheap and it never goes on sale.
I attend Cedarupanz Flying School, Deadwood, MD.
"You don't want to see this again, boy. Let's go..." - Crow
Oxymoron: Gun Control.
Oxymoron: military accountability
File not found. Remain blunt.
I just see a different big picture. - Picard
I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.
Only in English would "slim chance" = "fat chance"...
Invent a wise saying, and you will be immortal.-Anonymous
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)haaad-dapp and go compute it yerself, ya pansy!
A path without obstacles probably leads nowhere.
Am I to understand the Binars have stolen the Enterprise? - Picard
Survival Tip #2: Never MOON a werewolf.
Jump in, the board's fine.
Windows: Proof that Microsoft has a roomful of monkeys with keyboards.
My mother invented me. My father denies!
Hello, pretty. - The Kurgan
A sleeping fox counts hens in his dreams.
Offline readers have time to do it.
The Tooth Fairy is the main stockholder in C+H Sugar Inc.
Gardening with Bill Clinton: From Weed to Flowers.
He who cachinnates ultimately, cachinnates optimally.
Anything not tied down is a cat toy
"What happened to the guards?" "Wolverine... dealt with them."
Why look thru Windows? Open the door to the future: OS/2!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was frozen in carbonite.
It's tight ends,pigskins and endzones with Len,Nick&Chris
A Royal Egyptian passing wind is a toot uncommon!
"Facts are obstinant things." - Joseph Stalin
"Bother," said Pooh, as his motorcycle left the ground.
Can I yell "AIDS" in a crowded bathhouse??
Deja Dude: The feeling that your parents shipped you "out west" again.
All right, we have you surrounded! Now DROP your carrier!
Are TAGLINE Sales allowed in Conferences? Film at 11!
"Hmm, let me think." - Pinky "Don't hurt yourself, Pinky." - Brain
Those with no sense of humor become Moderators.
"The part with my pet!" - Dot
Are YOU the Moderator?
COMPUTERMATE: An Australian computer operator
I didn't do it, my modem did!<-----Tagline stolen from some kinky fool!
Clinton/Gore: Divide by ZERO error - not allowed!
This is a test. Had it been an actual attack,
I will take this opportunity to remove my ears. * Picard
Why are we here? Because we are here.
I practice moderation to excess.
You never have mail.
A cannibal only opens his mouth to change your feet.
If we can send a man to the moon - why not Bill Clinton?
Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?
A quick wit and a quiet temper - why ask for more?
Tagline void where prohibited by Moderator.
Just plead the Fifth -- or drink it -- either way.
"Your married with children, you'll never be free"AlBundy
Deadlines amuse me.
I'm flexible... just don't change anything.
Never accept lemonade from a urologist.
Meaningless message deleted for brevity.
The earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can.
A great many family trees were started by grafting.
"Oh, switch off." - C-3PO
Those are good especially without your caffeine fix.
Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I stuck around
False Christian Scum? Bring on the True Christian Scum!
Smile... Cthulhu LOATHES you!
A leap year is never a good sheep year.
"Just Do Do." --Nike bumper sticker (found in Oregon)
Emoticon: :-) Your basic smiley.
"Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Rush." - Chelsea Clinton
OS/2: Not just another pretty program loader like Windows!
Have a good day today and a better day tommorow
Are you used to getting your own way, Doctor? - Picard
Toys for your second childhood, are a Lot more expensive!
Oxymoron: independent counsel
"Johnny, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
Starting a new era in tagline lunacy!
del CLINTON.*; del RODHAM.*; del *.TAX (if only it were so simple...)
Deja Smoo: The feeling that L'il Abner will return to the comics.
Closed captioned for the hearing impaired.
Operator quick! Give me the number for nine one one!
A king's castle is his home.
Bother! said Pooh, as he garroted another passing proletariat.
Hey Rocky - watch me pull a Moderator outta my hat!
Coming soon: Windows for Nintendo!
No, not Tandy, @TOFIRST@ said Realistically.
Confucius say: Man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in the mouth!
"Bother" said Pooh, as Hillary Clinton started the high colonic...
(A)bort (R)etry (T)hermonuclear Re-education
Race Car spelled backwards is Race Car!
Rancor in a box: Insert lightsaber for 10 character points.
ANSI - A computer user who just can't sit still!
Hey, wait a sec - THAT'S MY TAGLINE! You STOLE it!!
Cat: Alien that took over the Earth millenia ago.
I may be surrounded by insanity, but I am NOT insane! - Riker
"You know, you should meet my pet..." - Dot Warner
Def: Florist: A petal pusher.
Be part of the solution not part of the polution
There's a Monster in my Packet!
ALWAYS look a gift horse in the mouth!
Def: Vulgarity: The conduct of others.
If teflon doesn't stick to anything, how does it stay in
Government survey shows government surveys are accurate.
"He's very much alive. Sort of." -- Ed Wood
URA Redneck if you go to a stock car race and don't need a program.
4 of 5 Sysops prefer donuts; one prefers men...but he's strange.
"how he got in my pajamas, I'll never know"
* <- Tribble __*_\__|--|_/*___ <- Tribbles polevaulting.
Windows NT: Uses only 16mb of RAM to run a 30k program!
"Bother," said Pooh as he reported Huey, Dewey & Louie for vandalism.
MARINE: Muscles Are Required - Intelligence Not Expected
Pop-Top Tagline. Pull here to let the phospor out-->▀
IANAL..................I Am Not A Lawyer
Be a lion for a day, not a sheep all your life.
All work and no play... Ain't the only way!
DOOM ][: Now might be a good time to save.
Def: Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
"Hello ", lied the politician.
I don't enjoy making money, I just LOOOVE to sell carpet!
Useless Invention: A freezer for Eskimos.
Famous Last Words #30: "I bet it's an illusion."
Hi! My name is Borg. how may I assimilate you!
Postscript,..Prescript,..what's the difference?
YKYHW: You realize you never sleep anymore.
Oxymoron: Smart democrat
Every hard-boiled egg is yellow inside.
Why is it raining fish? * Rimmer
Animany, Totally insaney, The Rain in Spainy, Animaniacs!
Any fool can criticize, and many of them do.
Civil War. There's an oxymoron if I've ever heard one.
Oxymoron: Liberal Fundamentalists.
NEW: Crunchy Taglines - betcha can't read just one!
Drop your carrier or the sysop gets it!
Help me, I'm a prisoner in a Fortune cookie file!
Help! I've tripped and I can't come down!
Useless Invention: Fireproof kindling.
Forgive him demon gods from hell, he's a hockey player.
"Help Mr. Wizard!" - Tennessee Tuxedo
A crowd is a mob with no leader.
I've seen you before...perhaps on a milk carton.
I have a good eye, Uncle, I can see a tagline by daylight. --Tagspeare
PCTOOLS7 - So Buggy the droppings are in the disk jacket!
It's not my job to seduce the leader of a world - Riker
Fools rush in wherever lottery tickets are sold
Windoze Fatal error FFFFFFFF: Execute programmer.
And all the Borg left was this Apple III.
A "doggone" uppity Lawyer at that..!!!!!!
Make like a tree and leave.
Shareware, crippleware, annoyware, underware ■
Song Title: Every Time You Go Outside I Hope It Rains.
I shot the SYSOP, but I should have shot the moderator
"How typical" - C3P0
Here kitty kitty kitty, Let's see if you're aerodynamic.
Engaging in faxual contact?... Use cover sheets.
Painless Steal Tagline
(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)uy a Macintosh?
Clinton - New Motto: Jimmy Carter was right!
Blondes wear hoop earrings so they have a place to put their feet.
Q: What is a brunette's mating call? A: "Are the blondes gone yet?"
"Scandinavian Photography" ─ by Matt Finnish
Oxymoron: Somewhat Eloquently.
Def: LSD: Virtual reality without the expensive hardware!
Def: Dogmatism: Puppyism come to its full growth.
If you leave 2 bills together, they breed!
You're young, you're free, why don't you DOOM with me?
Error finding FOOD.DAT-- WAKKO.SYS not loaded.
Someone blew out his pilot light
But who shall Moderate the Moderators?
This is just a tagline. The message is up above.
Life Member: International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves
Bart Simpson is Elvis' love child.
Captain, I sense an imminent commercial break. -Troi
If you voted for Change - better start counting it now!
"Oh, bother burgling and everything to do with it!" - Bilbo Baggins
I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD!!!! --><--
I used to be a bartender...at the Betty Ford clinic. - s.w.
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
The synapses are about that far apart.
"Head like a hole, black as your soul" - Nine Inch Nails
Children who eat crayons download in Technicolor.
MOM'S HINT #075: Buy Permapress.
A few bricks shy of a load.
Deja Gnu: An odd feeling you've sung that Flanders & Swan song before.
Vios con dios!
Pontiac is irrelevant ■ Locutus
I am Tagline of Borg. Go ahead! Assimilate me!
Software, hardware, -- is that you talking Sigmund?
IBM&M's: They melt in your mouse, not in your hand.
Make love, not war? Get married and do BOTH!
"That was going to be my question" - Troi
"Hey, thanks a lot! Now we have to buy a new train set!" - Yakko Warner
With friends like these, who needs to hallucinate?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shook down the shopkeeper.
don't open your eyes you won't like what you see
How's Annie?
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet stepped on the land mine.
"Age before beauty, pearls before swine." -- Tom Servo
Someday I'll write my own philosophy book. --Calvin.
few friends, and finally for money.
Yo momma head so big it shows up on radar.
Feel good? Don't worry; you'll get over it!
Flirting with the Moderator is ALWAYS HUMOROUS.
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
"What a shame you're not real." Chekov
"I am Ahnold of Borg. You whimpering girly-fellows vil be assimilated."
I wonder whose idea this was. - Duncan MacLeod
My lifetime listens to yours.<Ruckeyser>
Kira, hold still! There's a bug on your face! THAWCK! Uh-oh...
This is a nightmare and I'm going to wake up, RIGHT?
Ya mean cigarettes are unhealthy?! - Opus
I said a BUD LIGHT. - J. d'Arc
"I'm growing older, but not up." - Jimmy Buffett
Knick knack, patty bone, give the dog a whack
"Computer - blondes and jazz seldom go together." - Riker
A true friend knows who you are, but likes you ANYWAY.
To a Fundie, "family values" means bigotry and intolerance.
LOOK OUT!!! My wife has PMS and a handgun!
Sure, we just route the main sensor through Data's cat.
Elders of Borg: Everyone a planned and wanted assimilation.
Oxymoron: Somewhat Destroyed.
"The divine is no less paradoxical than the vicious." - The Crow
Nitrate - Lower than the day rate
Bluewave: everyone's doin' it! Come on! You'll be COOOOOL!
Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, it will.
Def: Core Storage: A receptacle for the center section of apples.
"I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie!" - Leia
Why don't kids fight for custody of parents?
PARANOID - One who is really in touch with reality.
Computers Rule 01001111 01001011.......................
I feel like a Visitor on the trail of a nice, juicy mouse....
Bo knows your sister.
Jeez. I almost had him right where I wanted him.
Forewarned is forearmed;four arms is half an octopus.
Borg Network TV: You will be assimilated after the break.
College isn't the place to go for ideas.
"Smile, apologize, agree... invite them to a tea party"
Oxymoron: Restless Sleep.
ACK and you shall receive.
Bother, said Pooh as he failed another melee combat roll.
"Come on over for barbecue," said Pooh as he eyed Piglet hungrily.
Do files get embarrased when they are unzipped?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he forgot which tagline he was going to use.
Cuprum: moonshine
I'd love to, but I feel a song coming on.
Ain't nerd-life grand?
Snap, Crackle, Pop - Cereal Line Noise
Jury: A group chosen to decide who has the best lawyer.
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to New Jersey.
"Look! I'm cold, I'm wet, and I'm just plain scared!" - Janet
"Who else'd be playin' cat-and-mouse with a starship?" Scott
Shareware? Use it? Love it? REGISTER IT!
If there isn't a law, there will be -- Gates' Law
Oh bother, said Pooh, and nuked Iraq!
You're a Redneck if: Saying NO to crack means pulling your jeans up
Official Tagline of the 1996 Cat Spearing Competition.
Speeeeeewwww! - Skippy Squirrel
Kiss my broadaxe.
Commander Riker will now conduct a MANUAL docking. - Picard
The wine is good but the meat is spoiled.
Individualists of the world - UNITE!
But I was just getting interested!
Vericose veins......Veins which are very close together
Ura Redneck if your idea of going formal is a black truck.
But I don't HAVE a life. I'm a SysOp!
Don't messages like that have to be signed, The Moderator?
Love makes time pass. Time makes love pass.
Goalies: At least we're in the Net!
No S&M here - why cause yourself pain?? Use SLMR!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Situation *Normal*
Sqeeze my lemon, till the juice runs down my leg.
Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology.
Where do these stairs go? --- They go up.
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
MultiTasking - Twice the mistakes in half the time.
We have no crime after dark. SWAT Teams? Vampires.
I'm busier than a blind man in a mine field.
Chicken Little was an optimist.
Air controllers nightmare: A pack of F-117s landing.
I thought that you thought... must be mistaken.
I haven't lost my mind..It must be backed-up somewhere.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a gun and kill it.
My wife left with my puter and boy do I miss it!
Tumor - A extra pair
Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.
In a bad mood? Eat sloppily!
Whatever you delete today, you desperately need tomorrow.
It'll be brighter tonite. A cop will shine a light on you
I am Cthulhu of Borg, and you are in some SERIOUS trouble.
Jesus saves; now offering 14.9% !!
How many sacks did the Argos' offensive line allow in '94?
Oxymoron: Unix Security.
Yo momma has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back.
"Next stop... the Twilight Zone..." -- Polarity
Smith & Wesson: the original "point and click" interface.
I can't, Doctor. Troi took them off! Worf[naked]
100% of healthy, moral, "good" people die.
* * * * * 10010110 <-- Tribbles & Bits
Assimilated be will you! Borg of Dyslexia am I.
And we shall throw your money at the problem ■ Liberals 1:93
Cannibal Stewardess Vixens Unchained...
Are those cookies made with real Girl Scouts?
It was a stirring sight, those gypsys in the palace!
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead, assimilate my day!
Cats are good at tennis cause they got the guts for it!
Moderators? We don't need no stinkin' mod...NO CARRIER
Macintosh: The computer for the rest of us.
"The law hath not been dead, though it hath slept." Shake
Am I wise, or otherwise? <grin>
"You remind me of a very young Betty Boop." - Slappy
Know what I mean...Vern?
Life is like a simily
When in doubt, lead trump.
Your proctologist called... your head is ready.
Hey, look! A completely new undocumented fea&%$#*@ NO CARRIER
I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot. - s.w.
Why do those three dots keep following me?? (Paranoid Tagline)
"Bother," said Pooh, as Deanna Troi sensed he was hiding something.
Yo mama so fat, she can't even tie her own shoes.
Don't explain. Friends believe; Enemys don't.
"I've studied your case and I think your best bet is a tunnel."
Hackers DO IT with recursive descent.
Keep England Tidy; burn a tourist, but not his money!
I'm going in the house, there are too many gross dogs out
Though this tagline be madness,yet there is method in't. Tagspeare
***Tagline Encryption Enabled***
"That guy was a yutz." - Rita
Love is blind - marriage is the eye opener.
Anyone with a camera please enter the room
Windows and a 286. A cool combination.
"Mr Garibaldi would be delighted."--Garibaldi
This tagline is under repair. Thank you.
No more money for MICROSOFT. USE 4DOS!!!!
OXYMORON : Minor miracle
To catch rabbits, hide behind a bush & do carrot calls.
"Was that a joke? Am I missing something?" - Yakko Warner
From what I've tasted of desire... -- Frost
Someone stole my kishka when I turned my back!
Yo momma got a leather wig w/suede sideburns.
Hey GI...Wanna make numer one boom-boom?
Printers do it with their own type.
Bother! said Pooh in an attempt to compose a scintillating tagline.
"I am wondering, why are you here?" - Yoda
Sorry, couldn't think of anything clever.
Thou shalt eat green eggs and ham--obey thy God, I-am-that-I-am.
My brain cell is aching something fierce!!!
Bagpipe: Stuff cat under arm. Pull legs and chew tail.
Purranoia: The fear that cats are out to get you!
How's about Your Flatulence?
Hey Dave! Speed it up! This lady's getting rigor mortis!
"Bother!" said Pooh, and pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier.
Desperado...why don't you come to your senses?
Why should not old men be mad ?
Don't worry, I'm go`ïng t`ô b`âckup t`òdαµ.
ONLINE ? Good! Hit <ALT-H> to take the I.Q. Test
You may call me by my name, Wirth, or by my value, Worth.
"Quips For The Young At Heart" ─ by Marty Pants
He who rows the boat doesn't have time to rock it.
And they shall turn their swords into taglines...
Captain's Log Stardate @SDATE@: Worf bites Ensign @TOLAST@...
Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.
U.S. Air: We only teach their pilots to take off!
In a bad mood? Don't leave a tip!
Clinton/Gore--Out In Four!
Fact: There are n+1 zucchinis in the universe.
Testify 3.0: Clinton's Cabinet: Treasury, Charles Keating.
Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.
TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.
Dragons do it whenever they want.
Employment tip #127: Never take a beer to a job interview.
You may have genius. The contrary is, of course, probable
You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike.
"Here me X-Men! No longer am I the woman you knew!" - Phoenix
Assassination: The most extreme form of censorship.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his phaser overloaded.
Get off your ASCII!
Bother! said Pooh, as Piglet tried to cast fireball.
Please consult: "Popular Fallacies about Vivisection".
Act now and get a free gift with that tagline!
My other vehicle is an Incom T65C A2.
Rush: A good example of why some animals eat their young.
What does a fool do on Tuesday, foolish things.
I feel so good, it's illegal.
"I could always draw it on paper", Tom figured.
Aha! another "undocumented feature"!
My socks and shoes always match. Is it luck?
Bark! Woof! Froinlaven!
You know you're using a real computer if it Gurus.
"Good research is *always* profitable." -- Heinlein
I thought you were dead...
YKYHW: You forget how to leave your screen.
"Buttons chases Mindy, while Rita sings a verse!"
Chocolate, pizza, redheads, and Star Trek. What a combination!
Assumption #1: Bill Clinton is smarter than broccoli.
I changed my mind Rabbi. Put it back!!!
How much wood did Peter Piper pick..No wait..
This tagline is only temporary.
Yesterday was the deadline on all complaints.
The warranty explicitly states that under NO circumstances shall a
"Yeah, but she was only a little bit pregnant!"
Sure, when... OINK FLAP OINK FLAP... Well I'll be damned!
Life's A Beach And We're Just Surfing Time!
Thou shalt remember the Eleventh Commandment and keep it wholly.
I'm going to disconnect your brain.
Locutus to Replicator: "Oil, Quaker State, hot!"
I have a degree in C.S.--Creative Stupidity!
Electrician -- Person who wires for money
!:*#/g_lqer{ 8ry]@jvBnGkj (Tagline courtesy of my cat)
Wreck the Malls with Cows on Harleys. moomoomoomoomoooomoomoomoomoo
Never argue with a computer, without a hammer.
Methinks I am being drawn into something here...<G>
As funny as a skunk spray.
Mouth is in gear, brain is in neutral.
Cheese: Milk's leap toward immortality.
Who is this General Failure, and why is he reading my Disk
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum.
Are your date routines ready for 12/31/99?
"You watch too much TV, Pinky." -- The Brain
"Bother!" said Pooh as he turned the launch key...
Excuse me if I sound bitter....I taste that way too
Look at her nostrils! - Tom as blonde gets mad
Felinious Assault: Striking something with a cat.
Definition of TRS-80: Trash-80...
Famous last words - Icarus: Aaaahhhhhhhhh.
The lights are on, but you're not home.
What we DON'T need is more laws!
──-ww-°U°-ww──- Kilroy was short.
I have been a stranger in a strange land. - Exodus 2:22
Diagonally parked in a Parallel universe.
Eat Spam?... All my intestines cried out at once!
How good do you have to be to qualify as good? -- Calvin
Does "Thou Shalt Not Steal" apply to taglines?
"The instrument please!" - Yakko
Common BBS talk: DUWL; Doubled up with laughter.
Windows is the best GUI - It always sticks!
Success is making it to the top of the food chain!!
OXYMORON : Countable infinity
"Tipping the Outhouse" ─ by John Turner
Floppy not responding--formatting HDD!
X-Files? No... They're downstairs. We're the Y-Files.
"Bela, I have 25 scenes to shoot tonight." -- Ed Wood
Help! There's robbers breaking in my hou#$&&%()@ NO CARRIER
AD&D Famous Last Words: Nothing can penetrate this armor.
Right To Life Virus: Won't allow you to delete a file...
General Failure ! Why is he reading my disk?.
The three most dangerous things are a programmer with a soldering iron,
Where time has no meaning.
Autistics commit senseless violence. Film at 11.
Line noise provided by Southern Bell.
99 of Borg: You will be assimilated...Would you believe,
I couldn't think of a Politically Correct tagline.
Put a *SOCK* in it!
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
No extra charge for heavy sarcasm.
Worf becomes angry at the thought of brushing his teeth.
"Bother," said Pooh as he pulled a Tribble from a honeypot.
I'm not insane, but I do a good imitation.
Def: Year: A period of 365 failures and disappointments.
Truth has nothing to fear from examination.
He's two tacos short of a combination plate.
Born crying, live complaining, die disappointed.
MS-DOS = suit & tie * Mac = cool shades * Amiga = high heels & a whip
Running Windows?! Of course I'#%^# NO CARRIER
My cat just learned to flush the toilet - seen my smart cat lately?
Charity begins at home, and mostly ends where it begins.
Warning: Writer of this message has a .QWK Wit...
In a nuclear war, all are cremated equally.
I will not trade pants with others -Bart
Is flirting with a Moderator on topic?
Adam West is tied to a giant waffle iron! How will he escape?
Press any key to continue. Except that one.
If it ain't cooked, don't serve it.
"Good morning" - The ultimate oxymoron!
Who in the HELL are "they"!
Aw hell, just once I'd like to see Picard KILL the alien!
He who steps on others to reach the top has good balance.
Def: Cat (kat') (n): Dog with an attitude problem.
Let's make sure history never forgets the name - Echosia! - Picard
As confused as a termite in a yo-yo
Christians! Stay inside during December, the 10th Roman month.
Sometimes you get beer, sometimes beer gets you
YKYHW: You are in chat by yourself and like it.
Knowledge rests not on truth alone, but upon error also.
Secret mission? What plans? What are you talking about? - C-3PO
Help, I've lost my tagline files and I'm suffering withdrawal!
Dahmer meals: Scrambled Legs; Heartichokes
Never try to get rid of a bad temper by losing it.
I am Madonna of Borg. Gender is irrelevant. Resistance turns me on.
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
Borg destroyed by Federation Death Star DS9, film at 11:00.
Speak softly and carry a megawatt laser.
Juristic Park - where extinct lawyers are cloned...
"That self-righteous do-gooder!" - Q
Exlax: Chocolate that gives you a get up and go feeling!
Now on CD ROM, classic taglines of the computer era.
After the Clinton Health Plan, only Taxes will be assured.
Bush: "You misheard me, I said NO NUDE TEXANS!"
Where's Mike Roberts when you need him?
Definition...tough love: Choke chains.
What you commit yourself to become determines who you are
Elegant Frankfurter - A haute dog
In a VERY weak moment, I became a conference Moderator...
"It's against my programming to impersonate a deity." - Threepio
*** Local 144 Tagline Writers ON STRIKE ***
MOM'S HINT #364: Discourage grown kid's from writing a tell-all book.
Liquid Paper is the best, it smells better than all the retht...
Betty Crocker was a flour child.
Standing Member, Subliminal Education eXchange
Plugh... nothing happens.
And God said: 'E = ½mv² - Ze²/r', and there was light!
Flash! Kodak monopolizes convenience store! Film at 7-11
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear,"Caution! Wide Turn"
Çhîpmüñks róåstíⁿg óñ àñ öpéñ ƒïrë...
I used to be a terrible flirt. I'm much better at it now.
Happiness is a warm dragon...
Why can't you be a non-conformist like everyone else?
Reality: a crutch for those that don't daydream !
Argo scoring drive: Cruising downtown, looking for babes
Confussion will be my epitaph
L.A.P.D. motto: We treat you like a king
"Unhappiness does not relate. We must study this." Alice 471
Chernobyl was running Windows & had a G.P.F.!
I don't... I don't believe it. That is why you fail.
As funny as a nuclear meltdown.
Living on Earth includes an annual free trip around the Sun.
A tagline thief's best friend: A great sort program.
You ask for miracles, I give you the FBI. -- Hans Gruber
Canadian DOS Prompt: EH>?
he landed quite a shot on @LN@'s head!
If My Taglines Aren't Read Do I Exist????
DOOM: Where the Safest place is behind a Plasma Rifle.
"Do Scottish wiccans do it---`sky plaid'?"
I'm in a phone booth at the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK
How many Lawyers does it take to screw up a lightbulb?
Hey sphincter, can you say COBBA? " Çôßßü " :-`
Chip: Not spensive.
Everyone likes a little ass, but nobody likes a smart ass
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Things are always at their best in the beginning.
Runt of Borg: "I love it when you assimilate, Rita!"
The circle is now complete. -- Darth Vader
I'm Jesus Christ. I can do whatever I want! nyah nyah
URA Redneck if your mother is your sister.
"On the air? I *am* the air!" -- Venus Flytrap
I was bown in a cwossfiwe huwwicane-Jumpin J. Fudd
Uh Toto? What'd you put in the coffee this morning?
Stare at this tagline for fifteen minutes, then ask why.
Anesthetists do it painlessly.
I SLMR 2.1a
FILES=1 BUFFERS=0 FCBS=SAYWHAT BREAK=GIMME
Clinton's proctologist called - his head is ready.
Taco Bell is *NOT* a Mexican phone company!
"Bother," said Pooh as he looked into the face of the Myrddraal.
My karma ran over my dogma.
GUN CONTROL......the ability to hit what you aim at!
Freedom is just chaos with better lighting.
I went window shopping...and bought OS/2!
Star Trek Bimbo of the Week: <fill in the blank>
The going got weird and he turned pro.
Kelp! I've been attacked without porpoise.
Unicorns aren't mythical ... virgins are!
He's YOUR God, they're YOUR rules, YOU burn in Hell!
Cheese can be your friend!
Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny. L. Long
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
Lie: It makes me look fat. (I am fat but won't admit it.)
Death, where is thy sting-a-ling-a-ling?
Famous Last Words #53: "Watch me moon that werewolf..."
STEP 12:Having had a spiritual awakening as a result ....
I gotta me a lobotomy.
Be nice to me--I'm out of Valium.
Any religion that rejects coffee worships a false god.
Be carefull out there
Cats are roommates; Dogs are kids!
"Our sensors show that you're out of oxygen." - Yakko
ƒish is having a GATHERING!
Being able to say NO is the root to reclaiming your life.
The perfect gift: The Bill Clinton Bath Towel Set - His and Next.
Redneck love - It's a Family affair.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)ay Kaddish?
Bush of Borg: Not gonna assimilate, wouldn't be prudent.
Actions speak louder than words -- but not so often.
Alzheimers advantage: New friends every day
"This is Beverly. DOCTOR Beverly. DOCTOR BEVERLY CRUSHER!!"--Picard
Windows is working fine for mUX}?++{{ NO CARRIER
MISinformation is the cruellest virus.
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.
Drive right so more people will be left!!!
He talks of peace if it is the only way to live.
Moms and reason are like oil and water. -- Calvin
"Promise you won't tell Brad?" - Janet Weiss
"And now, on to the adventures of... Freakazoid!"
Def: DisneyLand: A people trap operated by a mouse.
Any woman is datable if you have the right tickets.
Jesus Saves! With today's prices, that's a miracle!
"What're you up to, Brain" "Breaking and *exiting*, Pinky."
"No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space." - Kirk
Hug your kids at home and belt 'em in the car.
SYS0509: The president is corrupt, please reboot the White House.
Sailor Moon is for wusses!! ..3$%#$%^!@$%&* NO CARRIER
it is the name of your true self, you've only forgotten...
Oxymoron: tv commentator
AD&D Famous Last Words: What guard?
Sleep, Data Picard/Locutus
to make it upward compatible.
Real readers let you use fifty-seven character taglines!!
Accident unavoidable. Continue anyway?
All but Troi: <Disappointed Groan>
Its not a stolen tagline, it's just "previously viewed"
EIB = Excrement In Broadcasting
He who has a why to live can bear with any how.
Ban the bomb. Save the world for conventional warfare.
Bother! said Pooh discovering he was anatomically incorrect.
Hey! You're back! How was the treatment program?
Reality? I'll only go as a tourist!
Chemists do it in test tubes.
Sit. Be miserable.
Are you kidnapping me?
A woman in the buff is better than a diamond in the rough
Is Yur Spel Czecher awn the Phritz Awso????
I love New York! * * * No Radio
File cannot be copied onto itself.
I'm so poor, I can't even pay attention.
What a *senseless* waste of human life.
He's not a politician... he's just ethically challenged.
"Hmmmmm....take you to him I will." - Yoda
Flashs in the pan: Pet Rock, Mort Downey Jr, Rush Limbaugh
I've been in more laps than a napkin. Mae West.
To take the Genesis online IQ test: press Alt/H
"Heh, heh...Hey Beavis, rock stalking is cool!" - Butt-Head
URA Redneck if you have a gun rack on your bicycle.
"Ben...Dagobah...Jedi Master...Yoda..." - Luke Skywalker
I am Winn of Borg. It is the Prophets' will that you be assimilated.
Chelsea Clinton is the 90's version of Amy Carter.
The software is full of magical things patiently
Cut here........................................
A few cans short of a six pack.
The cat lets me live here.
"To be is to do." --I.Kant
They don't call me "good" for nothing!
Dark Helmet: "I bet she gives great helmet"!
Hell is empty, and all the taglines are here. -- Tagspeare
BOING! Bill Clinton? Use a Presidential invoice
Def: Cp/m: Program listing for 'Look in the evening section'.
:::BURP::: It tastes better the second time around!
Chewbacca's Welding Co.: "We break it, YOU fix it!"
Investment Strategy for the 90's - Negotiable Blondes
Hello. My name is Oedipus. You are my father. Prepare to die.
Brought to you by the Mother of all Messages.
I got me a car and it's as big as a whale!
Old Fireflies never die, they just find that they can't glow on.
and end up on the floor for no particular reason.
MOM'S HINT #006: Make goofy faces.
If you've been accused of lying through your tooth, you're a Redneck.
A Shower is the halfway point between Bed and World.
Def: Nanosecond: Mork's stunt man.
A little honey is good for your health - pick me up at 8:00?
Other taglines will follow...Keep only the ones you want...
"Everybody remember where we parked." <ST IV>
Stick you head in the microwave and get yourself a tan!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (O)h sh!t....?
Welcome to America. Now speak English.
This is a Moving Message.
Asimov of Borg: The Three Laws Of Assimilation.
If you wish to know more, press CTRL-ALT-DEL.
What do you see when looking into a blonde's eyes? The back of her head.
Generic Tagline v5: [ ]Flame Moderator [X]Flame Sysop [ ]
Did you really expect mere proof to change my view?
MASOCHIST: Windows programmer with a smile!
De-nounce [v.], What precedes de verbs.
Remember, Murphy is out there....waiting.
Def: Baroque: When you are out of Monet.
Deja Boo! (Son of Casper?)
All crown - no filling.
Why did I cut my hair, I look like a squirrel...
Worf, show Mr. Crusher the airlock. Picard
Don't you get it, Picard? The trial never ends... - Q
Bearjoran takes over DS9 in Pooh D'Etat!
I'm in shock. Hard drive just crashed with all Taglines.
"He's dressed up like that dude on the dollar." - Butt-Head
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare your money for assimilation.
Oxymoron: Prepare to Commence.
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (S)lap nearest innocent bystander.
"Bother," said Pooh as the river carried him away and the rocks tore him
Mail Not Found: (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame sysop.
I fell, pell mell for Kim Cattrall - Crow sings
Don't turn around! Der Komissar's in town!
I use OS/2 2.0 and I don't care who knows!
Get my cat fixed? Why? Is he broken?
Youngsters remember anything if it happened or not.
"What a coinky-dink!" - Yakko
A mind is a terrible thing to ...OOOOH, GOR GOR...BIG!
Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
I got rid of the kids - the cat was allergic!
Never stand near a sneezing dragon.
Bother! said Pooh, as Will Riker attempted to mate with him.
All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here.
You better be great...brilliant! - Riker
Famous words, "Trust me, I'm a consultant."
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Where did you dig up that old fossil...
Dead chemists doctors Barium when they can't Curium. They should Helium.
Ill met by moonlight, proud Titania.
Emoticon: :-% Smiley banker
"I am not a committee!" - Leia
"Rom couldn't fix a straw if it was bent." -- Odo
Shhhh! Hardware is Supposed to Be Secret!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found Odo in his honey pot.
Delusions are often functional. L. Long
Emoticon: :-j Left smiling smiley
386SX = Any 386 running Windows.
If bugs bother you then close your Windows.
Be A Moderator @FN@! & May the force be with you!
To err is human, to blame someone else is politics.
"`In The Line Of Fire', `Speed', `Blown Away'?" -- Dr. Forrester
If god didn't exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
Jesus saves, and "The Trinity" sweeps the series and the season.
I live in a quiet neighborhood. They use lasers.
Quit work at fire hydrant factory: no place to park.
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
"The police towed away the car, so I bought another one."
Conductors do it using their long baton.
Oregano: the ancient Italian art of pizza folding.
Are \/\/e Having Fun Yet ?!?!?!?!
Time flies like wind. Fruit flies like pears.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Borg assimilated him.
* <- Tribble ' <- Tribble.ZIP
ConEd - made in the U.S.A
Filk is 8-bit folk music with the parody bit set!
SALVATION -- Don't leave Earth without it...
I don't care WHO you are, you're not walking on water while I'm fishing!
There's more than one way to skin a cat; get a sander.
Real SysOps have VGA systems.
Lonely mail reader seeks clever tagline for long walks...
Rush Limbaugh is the National Enquirer for Conservatives.
Wow my XT almost keeps up with my typing.
Bachelor: One who never Mrs. a girl.
Guess I'll be seeing YOU after the Rapture, eh?
Darn it, where'd I leave that tagline?
UGH!! It's Barney!!!! Quick - get me some insulin!!!!!
A penny earned is Cheap labor..
Never say anything bad about another person's cat.
In a bad mood? Call somebody up at 3am!
ERROR #0132: Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance
Barnum was wrong -- it's every 30 seconds.
The world's a stage. I'm constantly forgetting my lines.
"What are they celebrating?" Alice 118 "Their captivity." Kirk
"Q, my only regret is dying and finding YOU here." Picard
I'm doing time for Tagline thievery!
This tagline is really a carefully packaged hug from me.
Oh no! Not another 'undocumented feature'!
"Thats no moon....THIS is a moon" Obi-Wan Kenobi drops pants
"Smile, and that will mean I may." - Frank N. Furter
URA Redneck if your mother genuinely admires your girlfriend's tattoos.
Ahh, it taxes the little grey cells, does it not?
Messages in taglines? Whatever is the world coming to?
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished...
Natural 20! - Player Miss! - DM Uh oh... - Player
"All right, but Shamu wouldn't work under these conditions!" - Yakko
#1 Hit on the Borg Top 40: Borg in the USA.
I tried to get a life once, but they were out of stock.
Blondes: Legal Handicapped Parking Permits
OS/2: The choice of the next generation.
Don't forget the Cheese !!
It's you and me against the world! When do we attack?
"Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her." - Han Solo
I have a photographic memory. What's your name again?
Life's okay, but taglines are better.
Someone will try to honk your nose today.
Relax. It's only ones and zeroes.
"1000 pints of Light!" - Busch
Graduates do it by degrees.
If I buy the steel wool, can you knit me a Porsche?
"It's a better sound than he'd ever make as a singer!" - Yakko
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gave Chelsea Clinton beauty lessons.
Coming soon from IBM: PowerPCjr.
Someone's down there...alive - Troi
"That was the beer that made Mel Faymee walk us!"
Had this been an actual emergency, you would no longer be here.
Public Enema #1!
"Did it, like, get quiet?" - Butt-Head
Oxymoron: partial success
URA Redneck if you consider chewing tobacco a basic food group.
Bother! said Pooh, as a concealed handgun shot him.
TV Truth: High School students look thirty years old.
Gagh, gagh, gagh, gagh... lovely gagh, wonderful gagh!
Gee, Wally, Why do people use Windows? Dunno Beav.
It was SO cold, a lawyer had his hands in HIS OWN pockets
I'm not old, just chronologically challenged.
Oxymoron: objective rating
A good dog barks when told.
Keep your hands on the keyboard...
What's all the hubbub, bub? - B. Bunny.
BiModem ... ain't it great!??!
├÷µï╚R2÷╤Γ╤Γï┬╤Γ+SQmαTï≤Ñg is eating my taglines.
Free cheese is found only in a mousetrap.
I wanna be a fascist pig. Love to fight, what a thrill.
I yam Popeye of Borg, Prepare to be askimilated
Earth calling Clinton, Earth calling Clinton...
Vegetarians eat only veggies. Is Dahmer a humanitarian?
"Burglary" ─ by Jimmy Delox
I'd love to, but I'm too old for that stuff.
FROM NOW ON MY RALLYING CRY IS "SO WHAT?"
Never anger a dragon, for you are crunchy and go well with Brie!
Here's a pointer:-> char *x;
Down through the centuries we come. - Ramirez
Why'd they bury Mozart? Because he was decomposing.
Alright, who left the plunger in the toilet?
Good advice works best when preceded by a bad scare.
To shoot a mime, do you use a silencer?
Michael Jackson@, Lisa Marie , The kids .@@@@.
Indian Summer: when heat is in tents.
"I'm so bad I get a government grant not to paint anything."
The Slick Willie Reader. Registration $25 + tax + tax + tax
URA Redneck if your next family reunion is a chance to meet girls.
Useless Invention: Cat flap for the fridge.
Stop the insanity - just say NO to "Windows 95"
Don't hit me, Mr. Moderator... I'll go back on topic... I swear!
No one has ever died an atheist. -Plato-
A good tagline is worth a 100 line message!
Gawd! I HATE Edmonton!
"Luke, I'm your mother." - Yoda
Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.
I *did* read the docs; that's why I'm confused!
while you think of what to do next.
Moderator Rule #6: On Topic posts that bore you should be deleted.
Oxymoron: Snow Removal Plan.
@FN@ - Galactic HitchHiker.
<Ctrl><Alt><Del> to read the next message
Borginator 2: Assimilation Day, coming soon to a federation near you.
Scottish country dancers are reel people
Bob Vila of Borg: Welcome to This Old Assimilation.
You're watching MST3K-deal with it, Pink Boy! <Tom Servo>
Don't miss another O.
"Be quiet, Pinky, or I shall have to hurt you."--The Brain
Why did I write? Because I found life unsatisfactory. T.W
"You're a prevert, Beavis!" - Butt-Head
Forfeit everything you have, and join us 'cause you're Powermad!
.........Buy Israeli War Bagels...........
Drive defensively. Buy a tank.
Chains required. Whips optional.
And now... The Larch!
To die by taglines were but to die in jest. -- Tagspeare
CYA....................Cover your a--
"Isn't that your building exploding?" "My baby!"
I'm a man of one word: Scram!- Groucho Marx
If dogbark=true .then. mailman = present
"No cause is so right that one cannot find a fool following it." ─ Niven
Do chickens have lips?
It'd make a rabbit spit at a dog...Irish Proverb
BTW....................By the way
I was waiting for someone to ask that
America: log on or log off
"Doubt is the beginning of wisdom"
I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog. (Would you [.] my wife ?)
"Now we will discuss the location of your hidden Rebel base." - Vader
I'd rather be flogging the peasants...
Blame Harry Mudd for the Borgs .. His Toys grew Up!
Please press Ctrl-Alt-Del for the next message.
Reaganomics works! Just ask any millionaire.
Wrappers are futile. Chocolate will be assimilated!
Farfromthinkin: Two blondes in a Volkswagon.
Have I made my point yet?
"Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope." - Leia
My Go this amn keyboar oesn't have any 's.
Why do Christians worship a god who violated a virgin's civil rights?
Oxymoron: river walk
I see your schwartz is almost as big as mine!
Save water: Shower with a friend!
Neurotoxin Lite! Tastes great. Less drooling.
If we can't have *fun*, then ...uh, why are we *HERE*???
We don't like people with big flying cubes 'round here.
Grave diggers die to do it.
I'm a tagline virus! Copy me into your tagline file!
Oxymoron: Second Annual Tour of Classic New Homes.
OXYMORON : Gourmet Tex-Mex
"Scared me...and I'm fearless!" - Jim Powers
Do not disturb. Already disturbed enough.
Send Bill Clinton candy; he has already had Flowers!
I eat, I sleep, I play. I'm a cat. It's my job.
If it's tourist season, Why can't we shoot them?
Remember the immortal words of Socrates: I drank what?
The refs are always in the wrong.
Winning isn't the most important thing-it's the only thing!- J Caesar
"She stayed the whole time... talked a lot." -- Clinton
That is why I am your King!
"Ninety percent of baseball is half mental." - Yogi Berra
Newspaper Ad - Semi-Annual after Christmas Sale.
Shchizphrenia beats being alone
Hackers DO IT recursively.
Dans ces meubles laqués rideaux et dais moroses
Put your clothes back on \v2 , it's time to go home.
Why yes, I _do_ know everything <grin>!
Jabba! This is your last chance. Free us or die. -- Luke
Seminar for Men: We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas.
Jesus saves! Long pass to Moses -- the shot is up, it's GOOD!
Blonde girls have black hair by cracky.
"As real as the acceptance that it could happen to you."
Cat-holic: Can't stop bringing cats home.
"There were bigger and better fires ahead." - The Stand
Separate two eggs? Why are they fighting?
"Is something gonna happen?" -- Crow T. Robot
Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.
"You shouldn't have anymore problems..."
"Toby or not Toby" (whip) "arghhh Kunta Kente!!!"
Keep the ball. I have a whole bucketful. -- Gomez Addams
He's as flaky as a snowstorm.
The worst thing about censorship is ██████████.
"No, it's a beautiful lady, and we love her!" Kirk on Enterprise
When all else fails, read the directions.
God, stop laughing at us
I still can't find that $# %* <ANY> key!
From now on, all my friends are gonna be strangers.
This is not a message... Talking about over quoting!!!
The best way to get in the last word us to apologize
How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?
Dogs crawl under gates, software under Windows.
"I collect fairy tales", said Tom grimly.
Pakleds' favorite song: Things That Make You Go! HMMM!
I understand cats, women are the mystery!
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." -- Carlson
Irk your SYSOP. Use Tag-X and select the BIGGEST quote box.
CLINTON nominates this tagline for a CHANGE!
CATCH WILLY and Make Him Do Tricks!
"I know this ship like the back of my hand." <BONK> - Scotty
Mice Krispies - Breakfast food for the healthy cat!
"Plot a course, there's coffee in that nebula!" - Janeway
My other computer runs Workbench 2.1!
Graduate of Darth Vader School of Personnel Management
Yo momma got a face like a bag of chisels.
COBBA 1995 - the nightmare continues
Old age and treachery will always outdo youth and skill.
Hillary Clinton...Why God gave us middle fingers.
Religion, the Prozac of the masses.
If DeForest Kelly dies, would he turn into Bones?
My greatest fear is that one of the candidates will win.
I Lovs To Go Swimin' Wif Bo-Legged Women!
In a bad mood? Soap windows!
ARMED men are citizens, UNARMED men are Greek statues!
"Recess!" - Yakko
* * * <- Tribbles «*» <- Sergeant Tribble, their leader
Science asks how. Philosophy asks why. Dragons don't care.
I've had just about all I can take of myself!
I'm allergic to violence...I break out in bruises & welts
Sor%r@y! Cat#*&hair'`*^~in}{keyboard:<~ )_+| #~
Don't mind me--I'll just bleed.
"The TV News Anchorman" ─ by Maury Ports
"Quick, call the fashion police." - Dot
They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture.
Mac: Tomy's most advanced toy computer.
Before I couldn't spell engineer, now I are one!
If life deals you a bad hand, ask for a reshuffle!
Clinton was born with a silver corn cob in his WHAT??
"You X-Men sure don't believe in dull moments do you?"
Oxymoron: Resident Alien.
Do unto others, then loot the bodies.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as nuclear war broke out.
Fortunately for me, reading Usenet is a job requirement.
Smother your affiliate before you ejaculate
URA Redneck if you prefer car keys to Q-tips.
"I am NOT overreacting! I'm a teen-ager!" -- Katie Kaboom
Forrest Grump...Get your damned hands off my box of chocolates!
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (D)etonate
Obi Wan... now that's a name I've not heard in a long time.
Democrat Motto: I had some morals, but I gave them away.
My other tagline is a Porsche.
Usenet: Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally.
Yes, I admit, *I* steal taglines!?!?!
I use Windows...on my car, on my house, on my...
This is an original tagline from Mark Baum (c) @DATE@.
Brother! said Pooh, as his buttocks caught fire.
My name is Dracula. I am a vampire. But I *love* garlic!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he swallowed the Coke can
Free choice is mandatory.
It behooves us all to avoid archaic expressions!
Lycanthropy grows on you.
I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - s.w.
Breathe in experience. Breathe out poetry.<Ruckeyser>
OXYMORON : Television news
"College Athletics" ─ by Nancy Dubblelay
"Be afraid. Be very afraid." - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
This tagline is actually Odo in disguise.
Sly Stallone, how do U spell relief? R-E-E-um-L-E-F-uh-E?
How did the blonde kill the bird? Threw it off a cliff.
Adventure. Excitement. A sysop craves not these things.
"If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good." - B Gates
Won't you take me to Funky Town!
Program error: Unable to read user's mind!
Very funny, Scotty - now beam down my clothes.
No taglines here. Not worth it.
"It's our problem free philosophy- Hakuna Matata!"
"Put the Campfire Girls on stand-by!" -- Tom Servo
Tribble Math: * + Grain = ***********
So why did they go from PS/2 to PS/1???
"Nurse, may I have another sponge bath? Pluheeeeeeeeze?"
if (you_think(this_tagline) == funny) laugh();
Oxymoron: enough hard drive space
Worf... The big guy that never smiles -- Beverly
If it walks out of the 'fridge, LET IT GO!
A cat is an extension of God.
WATCH THIS!! »« PrestO! ChangeO! »«
Times like this I wish I practiced voodoo. - Don Schanke
I'M CRUSHING YOUR SMILEY FACE --><--
ERROR OPENING CLINTON.LIE, RUN LIMBAUGH.BAT TO CORRECT
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
"Pull a rabbit out of your pants!" -- Wakko Warner
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
If money's the root of all evil, why do churches want it?
Now if I can run Win3 under DV under Unix...
If (EveryBoy='Good') then Favor:=TRUE;
The Death Star has cleared the planet!
I'm good at procrastinating, whenever I get around to it.
Fetus is a character on "Gunsmoke".
Things are often what they seem.
Originality: posting a stolen tag at least one reader has never seen.
URA Redneck if your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his combat drone exploded.
If you can't say anything nice, you probably don't have many friends.
This message was typed with recycled pixels.
"So, Bill, what does the President think of this lawsuit?"
I am ashes where once I was fire.
Borg Spreadsheet: Locutus 1-2-3
If all the world's a stage, I want better lighting.
Eat, drink and be merry...for tomorrow you diet.
MOM'S HINT #288: Don't forget, each new kid is a tax deduction.
There is no emotion; there is peace - The Jedi Code
Don't ask me. The cat is in charge around here.
From the land of graft and corruption!
My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier.
Forgive and remember.
If they don't speak English, just talk LOUDER !!!
But I saw that tagline *before* 1995 <g> -- Myra I Fox
"Now and then, Aunt Slappy is just a *little* bit bitter." - Skippy Sqrl
Oxymoron: inferred petty corruption
Post on the best and LEEEEEEEECH! the rest!
Don't byte off more than you can multiplex.
Bother! said Pooh, as the Borg assimilated @TO@.
Tag-X Pro: Bringing database management to Taglines.
FBI: Free Beer Inside.
Scully: Didn't you want to get his autograph?
You brought chocolate for me when I'm PMSing? You really /do/ care.
Bachelor: One who cheates a woman out of a divoce
Leave crusts on, so dykes will recognise the sandwiches.
Next incarnation, I have dibs on being a porn star
MOM'S HINT #330: They'll eat paper and dirt and survive.
"You ever wonder *why* resistance is futile?" -- Rooney of Borg
Microsoft is suing Apple 'cause they have employees too.
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh. L. Long
Ferret: cross between a dachshund and a cat.
McCoy's gravestone: I'm dead, Jim!
Dragons aren't the only species - they just act like it.
FIELD: noun, a forest without the trees.
Bother! said Pooh, as he leaped through time.
See the world! Join the Crusades!
Die Hard: With the Same Old Formula.
Do these white hairs mean I'm turning blonde?
Oxymoron: 6502-based computer.
You're a Redneck if: your belt buckle is heavier than 4 lbs.
I'm tired of reality... Where do I check out?
Make like a network and disconnect
Know thyself -- but don't tell anyone.
He who is a judge between 2 friends loses one of them
If Mother Nature were smart she'd have leaves fall up.
"The Pirate" ─ by Peg Legg
Worry is as effective as shoveling smoke.
A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit.
"I'm a lawyer." "Honest?" "No, the regular kind."
BORG.COM found! (A)ssimilate (C)hange channel?
Borg to Q: Omnipotence is irrelevant.
It is elementary, my dear Riker...sir. - Data
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
May these events not eat thy servant like sushi.
You warm my dead heart, Nicholas. - LaCroix
I took a lie detector test: No I didn't. - s.w.
Silly rabbit, QWKs are for kids.
Down with categeorical imperatives!
A Get of the Hand of Tyr is real close to being an executioner...
Money talks. Mine just keeps saying "goodbye!"
"Our reruns are better than theirs." - Nick at Nite
I'd love to, but I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship.
Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman's
"Before sunrise, he's your son."
Controversy is its own reward. - Dennis Snow
"I am fluent in over 6 million forms of assimilation." - C-3PO of Borg
"Pardon me while I just squeeze in here." - Odo
Virus detected. (P)our chicken soup on motherboard?
Life is a meal - and it's always mealtime!
Hold it! One false move and the C: drive gets it!
URA Redneck if you think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
An open mind is wonderful if matching mouth not included.
"No! Not back to food inspection!" -- Dr. Erhardt
Stamp out the post office! Mail electronically.
TWO 50-yard lines, double your fun!
It's hard to be an on-line atheist with a god-like Moderator.
Diplomacy: Saying "Nice doggy..." until you find a rock!
"Bother," said Pooh, and loaded up Rise of the Triad.
Close the door and the light stays on!
Bill Clinton is no Jack Kennedy! _Ted_ Kennedy, I can believe.
The answer is easier when the question is hypothetical.
"IT WORKS!! IT WORKS!!!" - Wakko
Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
"If I wanted to read, I'd go to school." - Butt-Head
Spread the world on your breakfast...
That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!
"Beavis - he's got the Playboy Channel!" - Butt-Head
Cat Problems: Getting tail caught in doors.
As funny as a funeral.
This is Richard Hsiung of TAG-X PRO. He's ßeta, Jim.
Notice how no one criticized Riker until Wesley was gone?
Is there life before death?
Telecommunications is a bit far fetched.
Roman Xmas carrol: Christians roasting on an open fire ...
I'm so horney even the crack of Dawn isn't safe!
Finagle's First Law: If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
Carter/Clinton: The Navy football team can whip Oxford's
When the game master smiles, it's already too late
WHO ME???? I don't read taglines! (this space for rent)
Daddy, when I grow up I want to be a politician.
Start off every day with a smile and get it over with.
Hello, Microsoft? HEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPP!
"Blindside, you're flickering..." -- Force
SET TWIT=SYSOP @#^&%#$ NO CARRIER
Mainly Slow When Its Not Dealing Only With Solitaire.
A moderator doesn't have to sign a message. You _JUST_ kn
Did you like killing? --Borg. Yes. --Data.
"Bother," said Pooh, on his deathbed
My mind is not for rent to any god or government.
What a surprise, The New York Rangers FINALLY won the Cup!
Danger! **Attention Span Exceeded!**
We now return you to your regularly scheduled Ferret Raid...
How do you pronounce my name? With reverence.
Famous Last Words #59: "Oh, don't be so paranoid..."
Phil Cring has a 14.4 HST V.42bis and he LOVES it!!!!!
"It is your destiny." - Darth Vader
"He didn't miss by much." -- Odo "My lucky day." -- Kira
All right who's been cooking hot dogs in the Warp Drive?
URA Animaniac if your pickup line is "Hello Nurse!"
Photographers do it with a shutter.
M R Ducks, M R Knot, C M Wangs, L I B, M R Ducks
For peace and quiet, a PHONELESS CORD
DESQview does Windoze.
Can't get this drive to backup, forward only operation.
@TOFIRST@ Warner: The lost Warner Brother.
My commitment is to truth, not consistency.
slave screams he's being beat into submission
Separation of church and state: Not just a good idea, it's the law.
Why's the moderator always pickin' on me <waaaaaah!>
I shall soon complete my mission and depart your watery planet ...
If you disagree with a liberal, you're a racist homophobe.
Nothing really matters. Anyone can see.
Oxymoron: Villainous Hero.
Life's a BATch ... a BIG on, at that!!
"The Lady Pirate" ─ by Peg Legg
Oh, Pooh. A war. -- Animaniacs
You may use this tagline 30 days before registering.
The man who invented the guillotine died under it's knife
A mind is a terrible thing to ...OOOOH, a Zappa album!
Backup not found: A)bort, R)etry, M)assive heart failure?
"Do you think it's legal to park here?" - Pinky
*NEWS FLASH* Hard Drive Crash...Sysop Strikes a Directory Tree.
Oxymoron: expert business system.
Tagline protected by Smith & Wesson
« « « <I>nstitute of <B>etter <M>arketing » » »
Even barbarians like chocolate chip cookies.
I think I'll take this opportunity to remove my ears - Picard
Clinton's Cabinet: NASA, Jerry Brown.
If the conniption fits, wear it. -SLR
Never, ever, french-kiss a dragon!
This door is baroquen, please wiggle Handel
Now _that's_ what I call a dead parrot.
Knowhutahmean, Vern?
Save the Whales! Collect the whole set!
Bad news mom, I sold my soul to the devil. - Calvin
"Don't just stand there. God's a busy man." - Kirk
"Bother", said Pooh as he drank his fifth Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
"Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system!" - Monty Python
Def: Floppy Joe: Home Computer addict
Is this tagline off topic?
* <-- Tribble *L. I <-- Tribble Olympics, Golf
(HEWLIT-PACKARD) + (BELL-HOWELL) != PACKARD/BELL
There is no Windows software;only WINOS2 software
Def: Subway: A place so crowded even all men can't get seats.
There are more things in heaven and earth.....
Vampire bites Jesus! (ponder the ramifications...)
It's not nice to mess with Mother Nature!
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day...
Data to Picard: I DON'T do Windows.
Drugs are for people who have no imagination!
Is the Pope Catholic? Is Clinton Lying?
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
I found Jesus, and he said, "Tag, you're it!"
MOM'S HINT #126: Always make their favorite dish when they visit.
Neat people don't make exciting discoveries like I do!!
No, I am not sending Morse code.
Particle man fights Tagline man...
Give the gift of high velocity lead.
Don't look like you're keeping your distance..I dunno..fly casual...
Pride is tasteless & odorless but still hard to swallow.
"Bother" said POOH as he drank the bong water.
I am Donahue of Borg. Go ahead and assimilate, caller...
Windows UPB: Unrecoverable Pain in the Butt
Moderation here subcontracted to Cthulhu, Inc.
"Gotta go. Girl talk." - Catwoman
Freedom, like crabgrass, keeps popping up
I already know you hated it. Shut up. - Troi
SysOps will take you to disk.
BORG! UHH! GOOD GOD! WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR?
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he fell into the toilet.
MOM'S HINT #307: Don't weep when the school bus takes them away.
Free Willy! Can Charlie!
This off-topic thread will take a permanent vacation...
Thank you for reading my tagline.
Archers make better lovers cause they have longer shafts.
Give me liberty or give me drugs.
Alas! The poor Tagline. I knew it well. W. Tagspeare
I won't use Windows, I won't use Windows, I won't....
"They may not kill us, but my driving might." - Mike Donovan, "V"
I don't care about eating, I'd rather BE eaten!
"Are they playing overtime? You must be absolutely exhausted."
"The vulgar fictions of a demented Irishman." -- Louis on Dracula
Every time you press a key a baby duck feels pain.
"Bother," said Pooh, and garroted another passing proletariat.
. <--- This tagline confiscated by the Clinton administration
CAT (n): A walking ego with fur.
All yours and a tagline too.
((( Sorry, so metim esIm is placet hesp aces. )))
Only playing with the jokers.
For discussion only. Not to be relied upon.
Bungee Diving - Living it up while you're goin' down!!!
Bad day: Kids put crazy glue in your Preparation H.
Pinky! You've just created an international incident. -Brain
Married: Presumed dead or comatose.
I am Gardener of Borg. Resistance is fertile.
Whoever shoots the Moderator gets the job.
Jesus saves, @LN@ picks up the rebound, he shoots, he scores!
Support your local police state - vote Democrat.
Ask your sysop for PGP 2.6.2 today!
"I do feel your pain" - Bill Clinton.
"The Japanese way of Death" ─ by Harri Kari
I am the terror that posts in the night!
WANTED: @TO@ for Tagline Theft! $25,000 Reward!
"@Fn@, no sleeping on the Promenade. Go home." - Odo
Oh, very good Worf. Eat any good books lately?
Is it virus hunting season yet?
A Penny saved is a Penny earned. The rest is Uncle Sam's.
A certain ruler worshipped Jesus in Matthew 9:18.
As funny as a shrunken head.
Is a hippie haircut an example of the lunatic fringe?
TV Truth: All problems can be solved in 30-60 minutes.
2 x 4 bbs - a basic board.
What happened to my CUBBIES?
I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!
KPLA: All Klingon opera, all the time.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saved vs poison.
There are two ways to handle women, and I know neither.
O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - Job30:23
Why don't you do something constructive like torment Cardassians?
FORMAT C: solves a lot of problems.
URA Redneck if you own a homemade fur coat.
BEANER==LEGEND (yea, right!)
Become a programmer -- crash your computer for a living!
To every rule there's an exception & vice versa.
Fatal error at 2dh^^Abort, Retry, Ignore, Curse me out?
Kirk doesn't let the doctor tell him what to do.
Make like a hippie and blow this joint.
This PC is air conditioned: Don't open WINDOWS!!!
"Did you know there's a Thing in your milk?" - Wakko Warner
Life: anything that dies when you stomp on it.
Sobering thoughts drove me to drink.
Stulti timent fortunam sapientes ferunit.
Isn't your pants zipper supposed to be in front? Hobbes
One in her bush is worth, two on your hands
The easy way is always the hardest way.
IF THIS WORLD IS NORMAL, CALLING ME CRAZY IS A COMPLIMENT.
Never invoke anything bigger than your head.
Oxymoron: long recess
If you're sleeping with Gumby, you got GREEN CLAIDS
"You're good, kid, but as long as I'm around..."
"Bother," said Pooh, and turned the launch key.
He who is not busy being born, is busy dying.
"Nee Jabba no badda. Me chaade su goodie." - Bib Fortuna
"Bother," said Pooh, as he entered the Doomsday Codes.
Clinton - FIRST Commander-in-Chief who never served.
If Clinton wins send candy. He's already had Flowers!
One atom bomb can ruin your whole day
I am E.T. of Borg. Home is irrelevant.
If Time is infinite, then why do I never have enough?
Happiness is the planet Earth in your rear view mirror.
He who hesitates is frost. - Eskimo proverb
"Bother," said Pooh as the Death Star shot him down
"NWO:BGates"="New World Order with Bill Gates"
Cut my pizza in six slices, please; I can't eat eight.
I had a girlfriend around here somewhere?.....
They all look the same at 2 A.M.
AD&D Famous Last Words: +25 to hit, +30 damage? YOU GO FIRST!
I like a little philosophy Tao and Zen.
The Do-It-Yourself Borg Kit. Some assimilation required.
So you want to start a tagline message also.
Look, mom: No Modem!
"Where did he *send* you??" Bev "Uh...Counselor Troi's shower." LaForge
Unless you're the lead mule, the scenery is always the sa
"Well, well... it's the avenger. The killer of killers." - Top Dollar
Teamwork is essential. It gives them someone else to shoot at.
"Boys. Go fig." - Dot Warner
A true friend walks in when everyone else leaves.
Am I hallucinating or something?
Life is short, eat desert first!!
MENSTRUAL.....A singer in medival times
A Sentient NCC-1701-D: Engage it *YOURSELF* Picard!
"Sad because I am utterly alone." - The Crow
Even dead fish can swim down stream....
If at first you don't succeed, buy her another beer.
I must be bored!!! I replied to this message!!!!
For whom doth the bell curve? It curves for thee!
Poverty can't buy happiness.
Explosive Ordnance Disposal: If you see me running, CATCH UP!!!
I used to have a life, then I started watching hockey games.
In a wood full of princes, freedom is a kiss...
Emoticon: :-: Mutant Smiley
A cat will go "quack" -- if you squeeze it hard enough.
Endless love:Stevie wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
As funny as a cigarette machine in an emphysema ward.
All I need is Tag-X Pro, a word processor, and a Taglines Conference.
I am Pooh of Borg: We are feeling elevenish. Surrender your honey.
"Elelator go down the hole!" - Baby Plucky
A cat is easier to train than a moderator.
Modesty Becomes You. Try It More Often.
Real Estate! Wow, what a RADICAL concept !!
Have you hugged your wench today?
Windows: if at first you don't succeed, create a "95" version.
"Come on. Let's keep a little optimism here." - Han Solo
Windows programmers do it slowly
It is easier to destroy than to create. -Niven
No taglines were harmed during the writing of this msg.
AD&D Famous Last Words: Ow! Where have I put my vorpal sword?!
Believe me, this will hurt you more than it hurts me.- Duncan MacLeod
Modem, Larrydem, Curlydem.
"Whom they fear they hate." - Quintus Ennius
"How does this fit, Dadoo?" - Wakko
·<>< ><>.·° It's fish!
Used Iraqi rifles for sale: Dropped once, never fired...
Even shadows have shadows.
What's all this talk about celery caps?
Not quite, HAL. The engineers have figured out a kludge.
Silence is sometimes golden, and sometimes just yellow.
Modesty is good bait when fishing for praise.
I came, I saw, I deleted all your files.
URA Redneck if the neighbors started a petition concerning your hog pen.
Sysoping: More fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer
What do you think of the Enterprise-D? - Picard
Flashlight: Device used to store dead batteries.
I abused my stocks, so they split.
Hokey religions n' ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster...
Kiss a cat, you might like it
"I loike traffic lights..." - Monty Python
Doom: Don't trust anything that moves - kill it instead.
Make like an egg and beat it.
In the future archeologists may be digging for taglines!
Oxymoron: tax-free
Have I reached the party to whom I am speaking?
OXYMORON : Traffic flow
"The only power that exists is inside ourselves..." -- Armand
The mouse with a single hole is quickly caught by the cat
Famous Last Words #77: "I missed with a natural 20?"
We're INNNSAAAAANE! Oh, wait. That's Crazy Eddie, isn't it?
A companion of fools shall be destroyed. - Proverbs 13:20
Joggers do it on the run.
Hope Diamond. TajMahal. Bentlys. SLMR.
Dyslexic sells soul to Santa; film at 11.
All the world is indeed a stage... Shakespear
When all else fails, let a = 7. If that doesn't work, read the manual.
Type "/G" to access the SysOp menu!
"Bother" said Pooh the atheist as the world ended
Def: Democrat: Let's tax this sh*t happening.
URA Redneck if you've ever made change in the offering plate.
AD&D Quote: Bards do it for audiences.
This is the tagline to end all taglines.
"By becoming a monster, one learns what it is to be human."
Got any kids? get some. That's an order! - Don Schanke
Gimme, a match, I think my gas tank is empty.
Yo momma got so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
ATSL...................Along the same line
"Oohhh. Jedi Master. @FN@. You seek @FN@."
Hackers DO IT with key strokes.
URA Redneck if you're holding a beer in your wedding picture.
"A boy and his bird. How touching." - Top Dollar
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
I hope you realize that this is their last damned chance.
"Excuse me, do you mind if I squish in here?" - Odo
The superfluous is very necessary.
Fast ship? You've never heard of the Millenium Falcon?
Fight pollution, sail a Laser!
If entropy is increasing, where is it coming from?
Bring back REAL monster movies!
Christ died for our sins, so let's not disappoint him.
Moderator: pupal stage of SysOp?
@FN@'s just tagging along for the pun of it.
Don't be a Fredhead.
If'n you ain't the grand-daddy of all liars!
ÇÇÇÇÇÇÇ
Now in Color
ÇÇÇÇÇÇÇ
OXYMORON : Ground floor
Shareware tagline: Send me US$1.00 .
Smells like... teen spirit. -Butthead
"The Hitchhiker" ─ by Juan Nalift
I am Rush of LimBORG. All other opinions are irrelevant.
"And the Boy Wonder will save us!" - Dot Warner
"That just doesn't add up", said Tom, nonplussed.
Hydrogen Bombs - The ultimate party gag!
Support your consultant - they have needs also.
Hillary of Oz: WHO KILLED MY HEALTH CARE PLAN?
The infantry DOES IT in fox holes.
"Why Women Wear Bras" ─ by Drew P. Tits
Def: Dyslexia: it can warn without striking!
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed.
People cause accidents, and vice versa
Barney of Borg: Being assimilated is fun.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh, but DON'T buy from his sponsors.
My other vehicle is a Super Star Destroyer.
Yer motherboard wears combat reboots!
"Getting Away With Arson" ─ by Bea Atf
Kind of like Tagline Test(Grin)....
I am the itch you cannot reach! -- Darkwing Duck
And they robbed his evil cow.
"Fire is never a gentle master." -- Brothers of Fire
Impeach the Clintons now. Avoid the rush!
Which way is up????? ARE YOU SURE!!!
For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision.
Oxymoron: Regular Special.
There can be only fun - BORGO the Clown
(A)bort, (R)etry, (W)hat the f*ck happened?
A dirty book is rarely dusty.
Never argue with a skunk or a lawyer. You'll lose and stink.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled out his .45 and shot the intruder.
I think I think, therefore I might be.
Are CD's really the Pits?
"Gennifer who?" ... W.J. Clinton
Good thing I'm wearing brown shoes...
"I don't think you're ready for what I think." -- Fox Mulder
Caught you reading my taglines again!
My tagline is in the shop. This is a loaner.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: PAPSMEAR: A FATHERHOOD TEST.
AD&D Famous Last Words: I snap the staff in two...
"I'm gonna kick yo butt!" - Mike Tyson
I hate it when the Tagline is just one charachter too lon
URA Redneck if you weigh four pounds more after you find your keys.
I'm a rebel in the FDG!
You're a good egg in the long run; but who wants a long, runny egg.
2400 baud makes you want to get out and push!
Echo y|DEL C:\*.*
Oxymoron: political embarrassment
"The clothes have no emperor." - C. A. Hoare, about Ada.
Fundamentalist: One who's mental and wants your funds.
"Bother" said Pooh as he realized that the bus driver was crazy
"Life is a game. Money is how we keep score."- T. Turner
Those who want to learn WILL learn.
where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
KITTEN: A small animal, sometimes resembling a meatloaf...
(Troi standing behind Worf) Captain, I feel ... Worf!
If you don't like yourself, you can't like other people. L. Long
Lonely is the programer with a debuged program.
Boldly going where no modem has gone before...
Good printers do it without wrinkling the sheets.
As funny as a tombstone.
Def: Bigamy: One wife too many. Monogamy: The same idea.
Castle Wolfenstein 3D - training course for DOOM ][!
Men have become tools of their tools. Thoreau
Backup not found! (A)bort (R)etry (F)ail Aww Hell!
If Jesus was a Jew, why does he have a Mexican name?
"Captain, there be raptors here..." &^@$#%* NO CARRIER
10,000 monkeys in a minitower; better than a 386!
As funny as a horseback rid with hemorrhoids.
"That's one way to remove a splinter." - Catwoman
Every program in development at MIT expands until it can read mail.
π___/ π\0/ π_|_ One for the road, two for morgue.
I don't understand their humor, either. -- Worf
Lethargy in motion...
"Bother," said Pooh, as Beverly's hair changed color yet again.
if a > b and b > c, then what's c:\>
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the tiger pit.
A USRHST-world's most powerful modem-feeling lucky- punk?
<BOOM> <BOOM> <BOOM> Let me out of here!!!
That parrot is definitely deceased!
English: The Borg of languages.
eformatting drive C: Please wait...
You've won a free spin on the "Wheel of Meat"!
HAMMY + BITCOM + EDLIN = A better smoke than DSZ
Die before you die. There is no chance after. -- C. S. Lewis
Friends don't let friends use PKZIP2.04G
YKYHW: You consider BBS subs the ultimate gift.
Is God positive, rational, real, transcendental?
And the only thing the Borg left was this Macintosh
Can I blame my spelling on Line Noise?
Lock S-foils in attack positions. -- Wedge Antilles
A mind is a terrible thing to ...OOOOH, look! Crayfish!
We're the ditch diggers and drill sergeants. -- Wisetongue
"Bother," said Pooh as Windows crashed *again*
In the immortal words of Sam Kinison, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Def: Bachelor: One who is footloose & fiance free!
Fishermen do it for reel.
"Whatta we going to do tomorrow night? A slumber party?" - Pinky
BEEP: This is a test of the Emergency Tagline System.
I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
Don't torture yourself--that's my job.
I will accept your word. This is very amusing. -Data
A reasonable Conservative is hard to find.
Help stampout 'smart mouthed' Sysops!
Destructive Testing Systems You make it We break it Guaranteed!
Scares me!ππAnd I'm fearless!!!ππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
"Jesus Christ walks into a hotel..." - The Crow
Oxymoron: Data Administration.
Philosophers think they do it.
Its all just pieces/parts
COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it with bugs.
Hi, I'm Chip. Micro Chip. Eight-o-three-eighty-six!
I need to see the Loan Arranger! Who was that masked man?
AD&D Lesson #405 - Sometimes the dragon wins.
A grenade with a 7 second fuse burns down in 5 seconds.
Yes, but you're taking the universe out of context.
"Curiosity? Nah, I got THAT cat with the lawnmower."
Teddy Bears do it with small children.
The Goddess is alive and magic is afoot.
"Hey man, got any shoes you're not using?"
Rule Number Six: There is NO... Rule Six!
And the mage draws her two handed sword. We're in trouble.
Honest politician: One who when bought, stays bought.
Def: Language: A system of organizing and defining syntax errors.
If you still blush, your immortal soul is in no danger.
For to the bee a flower is a fountain of life... - Gibran
Has the moon lost her memory? She is shining alone.
"He's either dead or just very sleepy."
I detect no vessels in the vicinity -- Worf
One time I went to a drive-in in a taxi. The movie cost me $95. - s.w.
Immortality is no excuse for not flossing.- Nick Knight
Beer Can wHEN tHIS...Notify SYSOP have Sales Aids...UNCH
ock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution!
"I think he's getting tired of watching me smile." - Dax
Not now, Kato.
If speed kills, then Windows users may live forever.
If only we could resist the urge to "fix" things.
For Sale: Positronic Brain-Found near S.F.-Needs Work
"Yeah, Ralph! You make a great whoopie cushion!" - Dot
Teleporting Demonic Sorceresses Don't Die!
Sysops all love a hard one every now and then.
A totally inadequate tagline for this situation.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put on his asbestos suit.
My modem has premature bauding...
If you don't make waves, you're not underway yet.
Absolute Zero is cool -- 0K?
Sige, Grandmother of God, The Silent Goddess.
"Can we call you Dadoo?" - Wakko Warner
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TO@ ran to him with his pants down.
I always wear real fur - the cats sleep on the laundry!
You don't need to buy your cat expensive presents on its birthday.
This is your sysop. ┬├┤¡s ìs ÿou⌠ s╦sop óñ δτugæ.
Who keeps changing the rules????
Angels all fire.
Joy is wealth and love is the legal tender of the soul.
I just steal 'em, I don't explain 'em.
"I was breeding this mold. His name was Albert." -- Lister
A fool and his money are some party!
Trying Megareader, I have doubts
I am Bam Bam of Borg: BAM, BAM, BAMBAM ASSIMILATION, BAMM!
Thought for the Day - Have you hugged your Dragon today?
Beauty is just a light switch away...'click!'
I am Greaseman of Borg. Prepare to be shpeckled!
I want to become part of CIA
Children are our future: Teach them well and love them honest.
Loggers have Paul Bunyan. Network Sysops have Tom Jennings.
Hi, my name is Annie Key. Please don't hit me!
Don't judge a message by it's Tagline.
What did he mean, `there can be only one'? One what? - Brenda Wyatt
If you don't believe hell freezes over, you haven't done Windows.
YOOooooooOOoooOOoooOOoooOOoooOOOoooOOoooOOooooOOoooOO!!
somewhat flexible with price...
Sysop's have more fun than ##%@ NO CARRIER
BORG! UHH! GOOD GOD! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?
My two favorite letters in the word Bush are BS.
If the world spins around, why doesn't home come to us??
"Vulcans never bluff." -- Spock
A bird in the bush....HURTS!
Breakfast tomorrow? Shall I call you or nudge you?
I am Smorgas-Borg: Starving is futile.
Lie: I don't remember anything about it.
"I don't like the look of this." - C-3PO
My hard drive has a furball and my cat has bad sectors.
Mr. Worf, FIRE. to be continued.
A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act them out.
I upgraded my network last night. I bought new Nikes!
Religion & are spring from the same root & are close kin.<Cather>
What are xenomorphs, and why do Borg eat them? - Riker
Rural life is lived mostly in the country
"...Making way for hazy afternoon sunshine." - Freakazoid
Time is the fire in which we burn
When the fun and games are over, the serious foolishness starts.
8 out of 10 people suffer hemorrhoids. The other 2 enjoy them.
Multitasking causes schizophrenia..
Gary's measuring quotes to see if they will make Taglines.- Myra Fox
Is this Textual Harassment?
A Christian is an oak flourishing in winter. - Thomas Traherne
If at first you don't succeed, create an "NT" version.
Life is the storm before the calm...
Communication.. without it, everyone's a mushroom.
"The usual, Odo?" "Nothing." "The usual..."
AIDS...looking for love in all the wrong places.
"Could you continue your petty bickering? I find it most intriguing."
Sysop: pupa stage of a Moderator.
Unable To Locate Conference - Moderator Lost.
I need to work on my salesmanship. -- Calvin
"The food's great, but the service STINKS!" - Yakko
URA Redneck if you have to move the transmission to take a bath.
Oxymoron: "The honor of the French."
Unpopular Bible Fact: Blended fabrics are forbidden. (Lev. 19:19)
Marshmallow salespeople learn the soft sell.
No matter where you go, there you are. - B. Bonzai
"I promise to take good care of your cat." - Schrödinger
Chopin/Sand '96: Better music than Clinton and more passion than Gore.
Help not Man for his survival unless it threatens ours.
We don't `demand' respect... we *command* it. -- Wisetongue
They stroll into places where no sane Garou would walk alone...
Telegans....not so brave in the microwave!
Better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Fire Mr Worf!! <Worf runs in, extinguisher at the ready>
Oxymoron: Sane Warner Sibling
Nien Nunb, I don't care about the damn elephants on your foot!
Falling hurts least those who fly low.
"We must have the courage to quit!" -- Bill Clinton
Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. -Jim Morr
Bymnasium: A health club for bimbos.
New Borg Movie: Assimilating the World in 80 days.
This is my pet tagline, @TOFIRST@.
"I think that I'm dizzy, and I rather like it." - Pinky
What's hard&hairy&sticks out of your pajamas at night?
A musical ignoramus is one who doesn't know his brass from his oboe.
Achamoth, Mother Goddess, birthgiver to the Creator.
This machine is an instrument of terror
Smart Bomb: "Cogito Ergo Boom."
In New Orleans "Where Y'at?" means hello.
AD&D Famous Last Words: Go ahead--I dare you!
File not found, I'll load something *I* think is cool!
He who steals my TagLines is seriously lacking in taste!
"What's come over me? Woo! Here it comes again!" - Brad
!edis gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY
Birds can't talk............. "Said Polly"
Welcome to the only nice motel in town.
OPERA: A place where a guy gets stabbed in the back and sings about it.
NO SPOT!!!!! I SAID *SIT* ON THE RUG!!!!!
"Bother," said Pooh as he held up Eddie's Discount Liquors.
HELP, I'm being held prisoner by this BBS.
Borgy: A group of people frantically assimilating each other.
Expletive deleter f*cked up.
May the next version of WP be the last!
ERROR #0005: Windows loading...come back tomorrow...
Hit ALT-H for free D/L credits? Ok!!! #+&+^% NO CARRIER
"Bother" said Pooh, as Sharon Stone uncrossed her legs.
HELP! HELP! THE PARANOIDS ARE AFTER ME!
"Anyone can hate. it costs to love." - John Williamson
And now to find moderators for the other 127 countries.
Look, Ma, no point!
Oxymoron: Democratic Congress.
When the music's over ... turn out the light. -- Jim Morrison
Cat fur expands to fill all available disk drives.
Didja ever do Betty Ryan? How was she?
Carson is a quitter!
Why put off till tomorrow what you'll never do anyway?
My spill chucker is on the frutz!
But I don't like the cat. Shut up and eat your dinner!
Floss only the ones you want to keep!
Break out the bullwhip. Justice will be administered.
Is 230 watts enough power for OS/2?
I have not lost my mind! It's on disk somewhere.
Cybermen were made by Borg-Warner.
Sticks float. They wood.
"Boingy boingy boingy boingy..." - Yakko/Wakko/Dot Warner
GOOD: Goofy Obnoxious Outrageous Dude
Everyone is of some use, if only to set a bad example!
One of the joys of travel is visiting new towns-meeting people.-G. Khan
High explosives are applicable where truth and logic fail.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where Lando is not your token Black hero!
What's all this fuss about endangered feces?
Purring: an automatic safety-valve for happiness overflow.
Cowards take hostages, Klingons do not.--Worf
Do YOU have redeeming social value?
Echo Trek: To boldly go Off Topic where *@^$ NO CARRIER
Mr Worf! Do you intend to blast a hole in the viewscreen?
Big cats can kill you!
An accommodating vice is better than an obstinate virtue.
Never let a machine know you're in a hurry
Warning! No ordinary Taglines allowed in 3 message radius.
"Have you come to fight?I hope so" "I came to talk" "I won't listen"
Create in me a pure heart, oh God, and grant a new spirit within me.
Upgraded my network last week. Yep, new Reeboks!
Pinky? Oh, Pink-oof! He he he! - Brain
"Set three extra places, we're coming over for dinner!"
And all the Borg left was this VIC-20.
How much wood did Peter Piper... No, wait...
<* BOOM! *> Intel Outside.
Attilla the Hen runs the White House.
Have you heard the *bad* News? Cthulhu fhtagn!
Now now, we're not schizophrenic, are we?
Dumb blond jokes are one liners so men can understand them.
Fate protects fools, little children, and ships named Enterprise.-Riker
My dog typed this tagline. <woof>
Excuse me for butting in, I'm interrupt-driven.
Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.
The course of true anything never does run smooth.
For him to get an idea, it would be a surgical process.
Only a vaRool would use such language in public -Riker
There are three things that we can do with your dead mom
"Heresy signifies no more than private opinion." - Hobbes
The lab's so quiet you can hear the DMAX drop
The Moderator hasn't placed it off topic yet. - Don Horton.
"Bother," said Pooh as he blew away half of the 100 acre woods.
"I promised you a painless death. It's time." - The Crow
Only I can tell where my own shoe pinches me.
Reading furnishes knowledge, thinking makes it ours.
It's a bird- it's a plane- OH NO, it's the SYSOP!
One who is footloose and fiance free.
I _KNOW_ it was a tornado, Toto, but look at my carpet!
It's as easy as 4*ATN(1)!
Vaporware 3.2: The next best thing to the real thing!
"Data threw up?" "<nod> Something about a data overflow error..."
"Indeed, you are powerful, as @N@ has foreseen."
Someone threw a beer at Clinton. He dodged it. (It was a draft)
He whom opens thee Windows invites the bugs in
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
Busy little fingers leads to trouble...
I take drugs and sing rock and roll. Look what it did for Elvis.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the axe missed the log and sank into his foot
Tweedledum and Tweedledee agreed to have a battle.
Anybody got any tag lines for sale??
URA Redneck if you still believe a woman's place is only in the home.
It figures the most boring trial of all time involves an NFL player.
Yo momma got a face like a welder's bench.
"How 'bout that one: The Grunge That Stole Christmas?" - Butt-Head
Death - abnormal life condition.
Your sister dates a sysop! Nyaah-nyaah.
AD&D Famous Last Words: What kind of stupid god are you anyway?
Plagiarize, that's why God made your eyes... - Tom Lehrer
"I feel your pain, I will assimilate it" - Clinton of Borg
Disk Crash:Abort,Retry,Kill innocent bystandards
(Is there a difference?)
Def: Paranoia: Believing this tagline is about you.
@FN@ has no Elvis in him.
Little does everyone know that Chelios was referring to me. MUhahaha!
Is Bill Clinton a Pathological liar or what?
Funny how life imitates LSD.
Poetry has its own laws speaking for the life of the planet.<Hogan>
Human Being: An ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
Subj: My tags/Wanted: Weret 5/ Conf: (117) Taglines
Comments: delete from source code to ensure job security.
The Star Wars Adventure Journal - By West End Games
My Moderate Moderator Mostly Muddled My Magnificent Messages.
This tagline censored by the Moderator <snicker>.
The illuminati aren't out to get you. What was your name again?
"I meant to say, what's this fish doing in my bed?"
System error: Place sacrifice on keyboard to continue.
One to burn up Scotty
In a bad mood? Wake someone up violently!
The refrigerator light DOES go out. Now let me out of here.
Yo momma hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Pain is your body's way of saying, "Hey, stop that!"
Learn from your parent's mistakes-use Birth Control.
Oxymoron: Unified Libertarians.
Give me two personal pronouns. "Who? Me?" Correct. - Monty Python
This malarkey brought to your computer by @TO@.
Clinton's Cabinet: White House Staff, Gennifer Flowers.
"I'm the Ghost of Xmas Present. It's a pun, get it?" - Dot
First we're going to cut it off, then we're going to kill it.
Excuse me while I change into something more formidable.
"And I'm mysterious." - Dot Warner
It was so quiet that you could hear a pun drop.
Twinkies have a half-life, but Ding Dongs are eternal
Wholly Inadaquate Needless Damned Outrageouse Waste of Space
URA Redneck if you have a velvet bedspread.
"have you ever wondered why dogs smell each other in the.
Sysops DO IT with their computers.
Egad, Brain! It worked! *ZOINK* -- Pinky
Failure reading Drive A: (A)Abort; (R) Retry; (W)Whine
What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more
Just for the taste of it...Diet Coke!
When I want your opinion, I'll tell you what to say!
Too much glory can be half disgrace.
If you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in a combat zone.
It is easier to admire hard work if you don't do it.
Firemen still make house calls.
I wonder if your feelings on this matter are clear, Lord Vader. -Emperor
We have engaged the Borg. It will be a June wedding.
Fools and their money become popular quickly.
"Don't you just hate younger sibs sometimes?!" - Yakko Warner
I had to risk more in life before I could risk more in poetry.<Kaufman>
A bad peace is even worse than war.
AD&D Quote: I disarmed the trap.
The Abort, Retry, Fail ?
Conservative Republican households - where hate is a family value.
Bwah-hah-hah!
Never trust a smiling cat.
Need blank disks? Call 1-800-AOL-DISK.
Si jeunesse savoit, si vieillesse pouvoit.
Oh great! He's running Windows! Now, he'll REALLY be mad!
Decrease moderator unemployment: Post off-topic messages.
"Twenty-eight percent of the rain forest is now furniture."
Isn't "half-duplex" just an apartment?
If you were to ask me this question, what would my answer be?
Some are afraid of heights, but I'm afraid of widths.
My name is Bond.. Covalent Bond.
Mary had a little lamb. The doctor had a heart attack.
I don't do names.
Rule #05: Everyone must buy the moderator chocolate.
XXXXXXXXXX Better Taglines Through Confiscation XXXXXXXXX
OS/2 is not about fixing old Windows, but opening new doors.
It's not the length of the sword but the strength of the arm.
"I have seen the way." - Butt-Head "Yeah - *that* way." - Beavis
There's a reason why there's no "OS" in Windows...
The light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash.
Dyslexics untie! Together we can trip up the world.
"Bad Cow Jokes" ─ by Terry Bull
Fairy king, attend, and mark: I do hear the morning lark.
Oxymoron: Political science.
URA Redneck if your best suit is a Budweiser cap and an orange vest.
<-- Why the funny asterisk?
Sorry. I thought it was set on STUN!
It is not advisable to allow Silly Putty to reach room temperature.
Windows - The colourful clown suit for DOS...
Why bother phoning a psychic? Let them phone you!
An oyster is a fish built like a nut.
"A day without dragons is...MUCH SAFER!"
Somewhere, somehow, a Moderator is watching you.
Medical Def.#3 BARIUM: What you do when somebody dies.
The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!
"The Gangsters" ─ by Robin Steele
Clinton the best hope? That's like saying Moe was the smart stooge.
College Students Do It With Class
For a funny quote, call back late.
Clinton defense #14: Wrote my campaign speech on April 1st! Gotcha
Make like a Wonder Bread man and haul buns.
"I can't do this new math," Tom added.
Stop that pidgeon......NOW!!!!
I am the walrus. You're not.
"We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes."
My superiority complex is better than your superiority complex.
If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!
I get ANSI waiting for the mailruns
Oxymoron: minor issue
If this was a real emergency, you'd've been trampled.
Affix stamp, post office will not deliver without postage.
And I thought the Borg were bad . . .
AT&T Subspace: The next best thing to beaming there.
"Let's get the hell out of here." - Kirk
History is a set of lies agreed upon by the Victors
Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be prosecuted.
It appears to be a Romulan WarbioXT|uX+n NO CARRIER
Cheese is senior citizen milk.
"Here. Have a fat-free yogurt!" - Yakko Warner
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked!
EVERYTHING DISPUTABLE MUST BE DISPUTED!
...Vultures only fly with carrion luggage ....
The wages of sin are unreported.
Just another dull moment in TAGLINES.MR
"Foot Coverings" ─ by Sue Sansox.
Was this post pay for view? I've already seen it!
Feature (n) a BUG with seniority.
Data lanes not car pool lanes.
Bother! said Pooh, as Spock called him illogical.
I'm in a ANSI state of mind !! colorful!! Huhhh?
Line noise funded by _YOU_ and provided by SNET.
Newsbytes - Microsoft announce EDLIN for Windows.
SHIRTS FOR MEN WITH MINOR FLAWS.
<This Tagline prohibited entry by the I.N.S.>
It's a Lawyer, Worf...Fire phasers, Fire Photon torpedoes full spread!
Newspaper boys do it in front of every door.
I'm not reponsible for making this a tagline!
Flamethrowers are an 'outside' toy
Dont take life seriously; You wont get out alive anyway
The Wyld is dying. Man is killing her. -- Jalisha, Black Fury
"This rules! It rules! Yeah! Yeah!" - Beavis
WARNING: Militant Nuclear Reformed Smoker approaches..
d:\tbase\5-20-92.doc
Just outside the realm of reality, and somewhat west of J
Freedom is not an imposition. - Rush Limbaugh's truth #11
Yes! Of course I paid my phone bill! I...E$#$+-34 NO CARRIER
Toto! Get off that power line...^%& NO TERRIER
"I never let nothing define or limit me." -- Funboy
"Stop that, Pinky. It's very annoying." - Brain
Oxymoron: infinite loop
"If you're not on the official list, you can't go!" - Death (Animaniacs)
Bother, said Pooh. Lock phasers on that heffalump!
""Bother!"" said Pooh, and deleted C:\WINDOWS.
URA Redneck if you mother has ever been arrested for poaching.
"Free markets select for winning solutions." - E. Raymond
Impeach President Clinton...and Bill, too.
#define flame_retardant I know you are, but what am I?
Dolly Parton's Biggest Hits were floppers
I've worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.Groucho
OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to become eccentric.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Politeness is asking a beggar if he'll take a check
I use Dratted Old System 6.2; why?
With a calendar your days are numbered!
A certain Moderator who shall remain nameless has shunned the List.
If at first you don't succeed, call it Windows NT.
"Smile and *NOW*! <whack>" Kirk
QUENTIN!!! WHERE ARE MY MAXI PADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"But love me for love's sake" Browning
"My Happiest Day" ─ by Trudy Light
Fiat: Fix It All the Time
TV Truth: Good guys live forever.
Yo momma got a wooden leg with branches.
Ignorance is temporary, stupid lasts forever.
Entrepreneurs do it with creativity and originality
This tagline is a loaner Mine's in for repair...
"The best knife is the unseen one." -- Drow Proverb
SYSOP IS A BLOO....................&. NO CARRIER
Where's the restroom, I gotta take a lawyer.
Devo of Borg: We are not men....We are Borg.
>FOOM!< Said the dragon.
"Bother," said Adron e'Kieron, as the Chaos spread...
$$$$$$$$ Money is the root of all wealth $$$$$$$$
"What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it?" - Han Solo
Clinton: The Pee Wee Herman of Arkansas.
WIN.INI? Let's see what the User's Guide says...
Windows: It's not a virus; viruses DO SOMETHING!
He's dead Jim... get his tricorder, I'll grab his wallet!
Go ahead...MAKE MY DOWNLOAD!!!
Modem Addictus has got us.
You have to sign a message like that "THE MODERATOR", are you?
I'm the leader. Which way did they go?
Farmers grow magnets in magnetic fields ...
This morning I distinctly heard snap, crackle %&*! you. -- G. Carlin
An agreeable person: One who agrees with you.
Is a computer language with goto's totally Wirth-less?
Captain's log, stardate 41358.2. I am nailed to the hull.
Oxymoron: High-level Depression.
WHeRe is ThaT DArN ShIfT keY?
I wish I had a snappy Trek Tagline to put here...
Sure you can trust the Government! Just ask an Indian...
Windows, for the Afraid, Uncertain and Disinformed!
SCORE: Monkeys: 1 Humans: 0
When the wind DOESN'T blow, turkeys run for office!
Ok, you asked for it! (:-*)
RU-486? RU CRAZY?
700 Clubbed ... and still serving.
@FN@ was one who thought they were a tagline...
vicious things I've been saying about you.
To a kat 'NO!' means "Not while I'm looking"
Aye yi yi yiii! I am the Tagline Bandito!
Do I have to remind you that you have the right to remain silent?
Real men don't use Icons.
URA Redneck if you're too drunk to fish.
Def: Evolution: God's way of issuing updates
Sometimes I... No, I don't. - s.w.
I said NO to drugs but they didn't listen!
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a butthead.
Why is easy listening music so hard to listen to?
Minds and parachute only work if open.
"He's a chicken I tell you! A giant chicken!"
Artificial Intelligence:For those who lack the real thing
Def: Praise: What you receive when you are no longer alive.
Jimmmmmmmmm, Jimbo, Jimaruskie, Jimarino, the Jimster....
I get mail, therefore I exist.
"Bother!" said Pooh & reached for the reset button.
Generic Industry Standard Tagline
I am R2D2 of Borg: Beedoop dee bleboodoop! Ooooooooooh...
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
Tagline may be too intense for some viewers.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (W)hackthesideofthemonitor:
"Hurry up, goldenrod, or you're going to be a permanent resident!" - Han
Klingons have rrrrrrridges!
A fool is the twin of the wise. <The Iron Circle>
I am Homer of Borg and you will be assi...OOOO,Doughnuts!
"I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
If I'm not myself today, why are you telling ME!
Oxymoron: slightly pregnant
Courier!! when you just have to get it there overnight!!!
Fortes fortuna adjuvat
I must hurry, for there they go and I am their leader.
It's not the size of the pie...it's how you throw it that counts ;)
"Bother," said Pooh, as millions of voices cried out and went silent.
"Zippety Do-Dah, Zippety-ay." --Uncle Remus
Rocky Horror fans are very committed...or should be!
Cliff Clavin lives!!!!
Windows NT: Nice Try or Not There?
Me and my two friends... GIF and Wesson.
"Hey, Rick. You've got a fish sticking out of your shirt!"
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Rangers won the Stanley Cup.
Ever stop to think and then forget to start again? - s.w.
Old mufflers never die. They get exhausted!!
If I can't scare 'em I go for the gross-out-Stephen King
I am Opie of Borg. Can I assimilate 'em, Pa?
Authors do it by rote.
Fredom of the Press = US Mint.
You wanted to make law... Make it a good one -- Picard
Who's more foolish? The fool, or the fool that follows him?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et gun and blow away
AT&MO&GETMAIL&READMAIL&REPLY&STEALTAGLINES
OXYMORON : Plastic glass(ware)
In '96, voting is as easy as ABC (Anybody But Clinton!)
I am Al Bundy of Borg. Do I hafta assimilate ya tonight, Peg?
This is a good day to let down old friends who need help.
Be afraid. Be very, very afraid. Now be happy. Okay, pout.
Clinton defense #17: Aliens ran my campaign while I was with Elvis.
It's not who you know, it's who knows you!
The cat is eating my mouse! No,No Kitty...
Emoticon: (:-) Smiley big-face
By Golly...for a moment there, it all made sense...
"I like to burn stuff." - Beavis
"No gags, no bulldozer, no dynamite! Whatta rotten cartoon!" -- Slappy
Oxymoron: random order
Acme Space and Explosives -- We can put anything in orbit.
Two cents here, two cents there, but I keep on <G>'n!
Does she live? Or does she die? -Picard to Q
Policy does not imply that sanity is a Sysop requirement.
A victim of a prank, Geordi puts a banana over his eyes.
I'm really quite dull. Picard.
Smile, hockey season is upon us!
If nobodys perfect then I must be sombody.
Now where did you say my disk drove?
* <-- Tribbles ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ <-- Tribbles in heaven
Def: American politics: The walruses herding the oysters.
You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
(A)bort, (F)ail, (T)hrow computer across room
Be still adn listen to the stillness within.<Jenks>
Full retro-thrust and ten degrees starboard!!! (Or, something....)
"People who don't like dragons- who knows WHAT they'll do?" -M.Addams
An open mind has but one disadvantage: it collects dirt.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Bug-free programs - rare as Rocking Horse manure.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he called for his brother.
"It depends on the tune." - The Crow
Morality is a private and costly luxury.
"Another slice, anyone?" - Frank N. Furter
BORG-DOS V5.01, Assimilating next revision. Downgrading is futile.
Hunka, Hunka, Chocolate Cake... Elvis Presley
All taglines are busy... One will be with you shortly.
URA Redneck if the rear tires on your car are twice as wide as the front
A mind is a terrible thing to OOOOH, DOOM 2 is here!
Philosophy: Vanity multiplied by itself.
See reverse side for instructions
Common BBS talk: ROTFL; Rolling on the floor laughing.
No, I'm NOT an Extended Character.
Plan ahead: after all, it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
Try to get back on topic, he said moderately.
URA Redneck if your wife drinks more beer than you do.
Ow d'ya know 'es a King? E 'asn't got dung all over 'im!
The mind is what the brain does.
"Klaatu barada niktu" - Gort. Translated: I've fallen and I cant get up
I leech taglines too!
OS/2 HAS PROMISE! ...lots and lots of promises...
On their turf, they're the top dogs. Here? Different story.
Elvis has left the Dungeon
Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies. -- Rat Fink, Bone Gnawer
If Ensign Ro Were Assimilated, She'd Be A Bajoran Borg
YAKKO.SYS not found: <R>etry <F>ail <A>ttract with NURSE.SYS?
Warning! This tagline protected by trained attack bytes!
Open windows are fair game for water bottles
Faster Horses! Older Whiskey! Younger Women! More Money!
Look out!... Here comes winter, AGAIN!!
M v y r v w ls v r d or 'll g t c ns n t d.
A physicist is an atoms way of knowing about atoms.
I have a 9600bps modem and 1.5bps fingers
"I am Barney of Borg. I love you. You love me. We're a happy entity."
Rudi Gernreich is my hero!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried on his new Rooskin coat.
Would a Moslem vampire be afraid of the Koran?
I am Ace of Borg you will be assimilated forget that where's my nitro?
All's fair in love and war - What a contemptible lie.
Def One thought he was a wit - but he was only half right...
Why do you always find something in the last place you look?
Sometimes even fools make good suggestions.
Solution Series: Works for Windows, Publisher and Money
URA Redneck if you have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
America's National Flower: The Concrete 'Cloverleaf'!
If we go to war in Somalia, does Clinton go back to Europe?
I used to be an Irish Catholic, now I'm an American.
Strong and bitter words indicate a weak cause
Oxymoron: somewhat functional
I'm gonna teach you how to play the game of warfare!
AmigaDOS: The _ULTIMATE_ GUI!!!
Dirty Pair vs. the Borg: Fault is irrelevant.
Fer sell cheep: IBM spel chekker. Wurks grate.
Pagans DO IT in a circle.
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Navigator!
PATH C:\WINDOWS;C:\WINDOWS\LOAD;C:\WINDOWS\CRASH
"I'll wait out here." - Dot
"You mean canola oil is for cooking?" - Duckman
Deja Coo: the feeling that pigeon did you dirty before.
Common BBS talk: ITISIA; I thought I'd seen it all.
In following him, I follow but myself.
I [] QEdit!
Lady Godiva put everything she had on a horse.
............brumpbump...........
Memory allocation error: Reboot System!
"Can I take some logs up to my room?" -- Calvin
Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
"Let's finish him off!" - Wakko "Right!!" - Yakko/Dot
#
Getting a little ansi, aren`t you?
Nocturnal golfers enjoy swinging nightclubs.
"Television is democracy at its ugliest" - P. Chayefsky
Having a Moderator beats losing a Conference!
RED ALERT!!!
- Riker
Nuclear War can also be called Urban Renewal.
"Of course it's half eaten. You said you wanted the chef's salad."
You're sitting on my luncheon meat.
Checking total RAM... 10K total system RAM... ERROR
Windows for sysops: minimize Twit Filter. Drag twit to Twit Filter icon.
Oxymoron: Luxury Bus.
Click... click... click... Damn! Out of Taglines!
Amiga Computers: Dividing properly since 1985
"Hit me again, I love it!" Soddam Hussein
"God said, "Let Newton be!" and all was light." Pope
There are more dead than living and they are increasing.
Déjà Borg: The feeling that you have read that Borg tagline before.
Hind sight is better depending on who's hind.
I done seen 'bout everything when I seen an elephant fly.
A pest: A friend in need.
Oh please, don't do that ... Oh please, don't ... Oh please ... Oh...
No, kids, S&M does NOT stand for Sailor Moon.
Difference between blondes and garbage? Garbage goes out once a week.
Two cars in every pot and a chicken in every garage.
Political Correctness is a Borg plot.
Real Programmers never refuse a drink.
I refuse a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Turn an XT into a 486: RAM card and about $4000.00!
Ein Volk! Ein Reich! Ein Bubba! Jail to the Chief!
Worlds' most asked question: Huh?
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon be in cat-hat!
Not tonight dear . . . . . . . . . I have a modem.
Questions, questions! Does it ever end?!
It is impossible to prove God through any normal means.
Political Promises-oxymorons believed in by Democrats.
Can you do the PICARD MANUVER in a Grand Am??
Every time I close the door on reality it comes through the window.
Welcome to insanity, on the right is the Sysops console.
Taglines are not in my job description.
$5 Tagline observation fee. Please remit today.
"Bother!" said Pooh, sending in a team from the S.A.S.
Don't hide your contempt of the contemptible!
Windows is working fine for m..}...{{ NO CARRIER
DesqView's Upgrade Policy is good.... NOT!
Borg Bumper Sticker: If you can read this, you're irrelevant.
"Quick and dirty program" is only half right.
Germany and Japan won World War II
You can never lock up Kirk for very long.
If she has a headache, it means SHE IS TIRED.
BTW, FWIW, IMHO, yes. OTOH, AAMOF, maybe not.
Gort: Klaatu barada nikto... and don't forget it!
The Star Wars Movie Trilogy Sourcebook - By West End Games
Single male seeks single female with nice software!
Computer, increase temperature by five degrees. - Troi
This message was posted automatically with TranScan
Sort point !!!!!
"I am the moderator...whether you like it....or not." (slight smile)
Electrons: What goes around comes around.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you...
"This must be Nebraska", Tom stated flatly.
Hiss! <scratch> - Spot, to Riker
I'm a programmer, I don't do COBOL.
"Beavis, we need to start a band. TODAY." - Butt-Head
The past is not what it will be.
"What are we going to do tomorrow night, Brain?" - Pinky
Is that funny? Is that a joke? --Data
Fonts and Typefaces: The more the merrier!
!!!SMILE!!! <CLICK> <FLASH> GOT IT!!!..
Scientists are planning to blow up the Moon!!!
If I wanted your opinion, I'd take you off my killfile.
Oh, Oh, ... Your Zip File Is Open!
Whips and chains are only toys...
"Hey McMahon, I think he thinks you're cute!" - Jerry Lawler on Goldust
Make like a drum and beat it
I'm the person your mother warned you about
"Sorrows come, not singly, but in battalions..." - The Crow
A photographic memory, but the lens cover is glued on.
Yo momma has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
OXYMORON : Business diplomacy
Dead is incorrect. Use metabolically challenged.
Stay back! I have a modem and I know how to use it!!!!
I'd give you a tagline, but the Ferrengi blew up my message base.
Ambition destroys its possessor.
I said I'm on the pho$^(#@($&!# NO CARRIER
Windows users prefer to be called Technically Challenged
No MORGANA card? She spends more time on-field than SOME players.
I am Bjorn of Borg. Wimbledon is irrelevant.
Wave flag, spout dogma, thump bible, denigrate the other guys......
A DesiLu production.
Ferrets Aaaaarrrrgooooooooooooo!
I had a public skool educashun...caint you tell?
Answers: $1 ■ Correct answers: $5 ■ Dumb looks: Free! ■
Work is for those who do not know how to BBS!
Old immortals never die, they just...well...they just don't.
And on the seventh day, God said, "It's Miller time!"
Flashlight: A place to keep dead batteries...
Had a vasectomy during earthquake...was 8.2, now 3.8
If only AT&T knew what I was do&%'m6% NO CARRIER ....
Where no feline has gone before...
They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm.<Parker>
DOOM ][: He who laughs last probably has the most ammo.
What you write comes out of how deeply you live your life.<Metzger>
Death is merely a chance to roll a new character.
For more information on wasting InterNet resources, send Email to yourse
Oxymoron: televised hearings
Thou shalt remember the 11th commandment and keep it wholly. L. Long
URA Redneck if you don't need a clean shirt to go to work.
The program is not over, till the FAT table sings!
It's the "Duke Gabe and his two Roof-Rack Squires" show!
Nope, it helped make a new movie : Star Trek VII, the
Mr. Worf! Eating Christmas Cookies, on my bridge?
URA Redneck if you've used lard in bed.
Most problems partially defined are partially solved.
Oxymoron: tight flexibility
"I figured the life of a Disco Queen would be exciting, but-" Dazzler
If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid.
Core Memory: A Marine's nostalgia.
*Speeeeewwwwwww*!!!! That's gross!
<Fireball> DIE!!! >Fizzle< Um, ahem... please?
Hugh today, Borg tomorrow.
I led the First Amazon Cavalry PMS Battalion.
IBM = Information Becomes Money
Fain would I climb, yet fear I to fall.
I am not a crook. Nixon
Homophobes who type too much. Next on Geraldo!
Women and children first (to see if it's safe).
Irrelevancy - n., see Clinton
If it ain't borken, don't fix it.
The Wyld sings its song of Endless Dawn... -- Aether-Tongue
Beavis lied for your SIMMS....
Golfers do in on the green.
The problem with Windows is, they break!
Send money! I need to get some hockey tickets!
Love, Truth, and Knowledge: The Three Pillars
What are the odds on something like that?... Don't answer that. Picard
Taglines: More interesting than the junk above.
I'm Jewish, and Shabtai Zvi will return!
"Bother," said Pooh as the Ravanous Bugblatter Beast of Trall ate Owl.
Lie: You made it from scratch. I could never tell.
Confucius say, "Janitor who clean by day clean bidet toda
Itsdifficulttobeverycreativewithonlyfiftysevencharacters!
Def: Nunnery: Where nuns are hatched.
Those toys are demon sticks sent to torment me. <Tros>
Ich bin eine Bytebrother!
"A teleporter! Is there ALWAYS a teleporter?"
Oxymoron: slightly out of view
You're A Redneck if: you think cow tipping is an Olympic sport.
Just because your paranoid, don't mean I'm not after you!
Coming Soon: the Hacker Tarot
You argue better without your foot in your mouth.
File not found, but if you'll hum a few bars...
Thus spake the Oracle..."Huh?"
Heindenborg: O.K. so Hydrogen was relevant.
"Hey Beavis, you know we could like, go to jail for this?" - Butt-Head
"What do you mean high sticking? I was just stretching"- Chris Chelios
The UARTs canna take it anymore, Captain!
"Once upon a midnight dreary..." - The Crow
What is this need of yours for costumes, Q? - Picard
Def: Death: The longest sleep from which you will ever awaken
I got out of bed for *this*?
Happiness is a warm kitten. 450 degrees is recommended.
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Def: Chirpes: n, A canarial disease, no tweetment.
Ura Redneck if you wet the bad and 4 other people immediately know it.
FORD = Found On Road Dead
Have you shaved your palms lately?
Ask me about my extra chromosome.
Cats know how we feel ... They just don't give a damn.
Coming Soon! "I Can't Get No (Active Co-sys')" by the Rolling Tiggers
Truth exists independently of ideological imperatives.
Bother! said Pooh, as Earnhardt won again!
Be vewy, vewy, quiet. I'm hunting taglines!
Oxymoron: Largest Minority Group -New York City administration
Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads...
TECHNICALITY: Someone *ELSES* Constitutional rights..
FACT: There are more horse's asses than there are horses
It's a small world but I wouldn't want to paint it.
Def: Barfingnewgen: German Car Sickness.
Feminizm is pusillanimous prevarication and pious procrastination.
"ì" bé⌠örë "é" èxçëpt ìñ Bûdwêîsër
Eight out of five schizophrenics agree!
"A geological oddity, to say the least." -=- Spock
We are not punished for our ferrets, but by them.
OS/2 VirusScan - Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)
For every soul, you are bound to find a heel.
Modesty died when false modesty was born. -- Twain
After a number of years, our faces become our biographies.<Ozeck>
Awful thing...To waste people. - LaCroix,
No one else pays attention to you, so why should I?
JFK was shot by @!#$&@&!#$ NO CARRIER
OXYMORON : Model prisoner
ROM wasn't built in a day.
I'm beginning to like this conference more and more.
"Rom, you're not as stupid as you look."<Odo> "Yes, I *am*!"<Rom>
What are you doing? The message is over! BUGGER OFF!!!
Hope this is what you were looking for...
URA Redneck if you've ever vacationed in a rest area.
Heard of the PaintJet that went into the tattoo business?
Ferengies! Well there goes the neighborhood.
Skydiving & Maxwell House - Good to the last drop!
Female punk RAP group: Run PMS.
MIDI: Maybe I'll Die Insolvent!
OXYMORON : Intimate violence
My cat ate my mouse, and now I'm stuck with arrow keys.
LHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHa
Sometimes the best medicine is to stop taking something.
"They're gonna spend an eternity in Hell." - Butt-Head
To a cat (or a child) "NO" means "Not while I'm looking."
Gotta run... the cat's caught in the printer again!
Minute Rice is now microwaveable.........Why?
Sherlock Holmes investigates the case of the disappearing ferret......
"Bother," said Pooh, as he held up the 7-11.
If speed scares you, use Micro$oft Windows!
This is a real Byte in the ASCII.
Cyberpunk (si'-ber-punk) n. - a computer with an attitude
Money is ink on a paper.
"What's a good wine to take away the taste of this food?"
For a nun buying clothes may be habit-forming.
"Snak-y go down da hoooollle." - Baby Plucky (Animaniacs)
Go ahead! Do it! You can always apologise later.
Madness takes its toll. Please use exact change.
"Only one person has pulled it off: Elvis." -- Fox Mulder
And so God said "E=½mv²+2P/r" and there was popcorn
It's silly to worry. You're gone today and here tomorrow.- Groucho Marx
Modem.... A deterrent to phone solicitors.
Ignorance & apathy: I don't know & I don't care
I don't want to waste a tagline on this......
Windows: For a good night's sleep while you wait.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
I'd love to, but I have to fulfill my potential.
It's not the money I want, it's the stuff.
Def: Misfortune: The kind of fortune that you never miss.
Confucius: Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue
I was Shirley MacLaine in a former life.
WooooooooWeeeeeeeee
"If never keep profit a good smile honesty." -- Quark
Oxymoron: first annual
He made a pass at me. A good one. - Troi
Is a tagline really a tagline if no one is there to read it?
Firemen DO IT with a big hose.
And now, @FN@, we will discuss the location of the Stanley Cup.
Oxymoron: vulcan sentimentality
I hate questionarres -Worf
"I have never seen anyone eat _ten_ chocolate sundaes before." -Data
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...You will join us or die...
Burma Shave.
"Don't tell her... she's adopted." - Yakko Warner
Ban abortion! Legalize infanticide!
Do unto others before they do unto you
The world is a beautiful book, for those who can read it.
Truss strappers will be violated.
If it doesn't kill you, it will make you stronger.
"Cute the way he tried to fly with his ears..." - Slappy
Recursive; re-cur-siv; adj.;- see Recursive.
I feel fuzzier than a basket full of kittens!
There were computers in Biblical times. Eve had an Apple.
How many blonds does it take to write a tagline?
I think your 'biological clock' needs new batteries...
Network management is like trying to herd cats.
OXYMORON : Happy Yom Kipur
I am. Therefore, I think. I think.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his credstick deleted itself.
This Tagline is illogical, captain. -Spock
Forget it! No more beaming! I'm walking this time!
I love Cats! A little "A-1" and some rice and gravy...
What's that aftershave you're wearing? Garlic!
I'm broad-minded. I hardly think of anything else.
"Information Superhighway" anagram #3: Waiting for any promise, huh?
Abscence makes the nose grow longer
YOU CANNOT PARTITION THE LORD WITH DOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclammer: Clams, begone!
Life goes on, such as it is - Picard
URA Redneck if you know how to milk a goat.
The prince hides his face from the dreams in the mist.
We'll fight 'em till Hell freezes over, then on the ice.
URA Redneck if you find three cars while mowing the lawn.
Deja Moo: The feeling that there's been a cow there before.
Pardon my driving; I'm trying to reload.
The wind's rush is the pulse of a Dragon's heart...
"No one has jurisdiction over the truth!" -- Fox Mulder
Clinton II: The Liberal Empire Strikes Back.
Braise the Lord: 325 degrees, 1 hour; add veggies; simmer 'til tender.
I want to be a Moderator when I grow up.
And Remember, Yakko Spelled Backwards is Okkay!
Oxymoron: Normal Controversy.
%SYSTEM-F-ANARCHISM, The operating system has been overthrown.
Oxymoron: Pretty Ugly
As a matter of opinion, your opinion doesn't matter
No, not Tandy, Tom said Realistically.
Brought to you by a member of: The BLUEWAVE 'Impunity' Club. :-)
Natural progression: 1-2-3 to QUATTRO (logical!)
"R2D2 where are you?" - C3P0
Why is my computer on fire?
Expand your mind. Eat gifted children.
"it was . . . their finest hour."
No one goes to that restaurant anymore- it's always too crowded.
I are a witty half pollack (or is that a halfwit polack?)
Testing One... Fiftythree... fortytwo...
When in doubt, be ruthless.
Cardiologists do it halfheartedly.
Chelsea Clinton: "Dad, meet my date. Rush Limbaugh."
AD&D Quote: What do you mean I hit with negative damage?
I think......Therefore I am DANGEROUS!
Cats are always more sarcastic than dragons...
DANGER DANGER Computer store ahead...hide wallet.
This tagline was Shirley MacLaine in a previous life.
"Ooh VERY good, Worf. Eat any good books lately?" Q
It's not the size of the conference, it's the quality.
Separated at birth: Al Gore and a crash dummy
"Bother," said Pooh as the pin fell out of the grenade.
Plumbum, peachbum, applebum, bananabum: homeless fruits
Yo momma house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
"Let's plunge ahead." - Dr. Scratchansniff
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
The Past, Present & Future of Networking
If you've seen one redwood, you've seen them all.
Quadrotriticale....3.56 billion tribbles can't be wrong!
Clinton's tax form. "How much did you make? $_______ Send it in.
Don't just lurk there -- say something!
She's not a bleached blonde, she's chemically enhanced!
DON'T PANIC! Resistance is USELESS!
"Military Rule" ─ by Marshall Law
"My Lost Causes" ─ by Noah Veil
Famous last words: what does this "self-destruct" button do?
Don't bother me, Worf is about to kill something!
Barney - Jurassic Park T. REX embryo injected with Purple Haze.
Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them.
Diskette Organizer?... What's that?
If Windows could talk: Hold on... Don't rush me...
"Hi, my Goldfish looks just like yours!"
"Think. Think think. Think" said Pooh, and got a headache.
Cap'n, she's only a 2400, she canna take 1650 cps!
Elect Ted Kennedy...as Bill Clinton's chauffeur!
Windows open and let the bugs in.
Chelsea Clinton: Hey dad, meet my new steady, Rush Limbaugh.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the prunes began their work
He is a sheep in sheep's clothing.
Come on, admit it. Sometimes you think I'm all right. - Han Solo
"Nachos rule." - Butt-Head
I [] My Cat. I [] My Legislator!!
I hate it when you move and everything gets misplaced.
So why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here.
Louise, dump the milk! The cat drinks unleaded from now on! - B. County
Clinton math: $30,000 = $200,000
Die Hard: With Yakko, Wakko, and Dot!
If your lawyer doesn't know the law he should at least know the judge.
"Are there spots in a leopard's eyes, too?" - The Crow
Don't hit me, Mr. Moderator, I'll go back on topic. I sw
McBorg: Over 50 million assimilated!
All things in moderation, including Moderation!
Bother! said Pooh, as he slipped the traffic cop $10.
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a hobby ...
Software Error: Programmer Held. Finish all activities
A shot in the dark is better than nothing. -- Geordi
Think wrongly, if you please, but think for yourself.
"Galactic Conquest or bust." -- Borg
I am Flatulus of Borg. Come here and prepare to pull my finger, son.
Get the hammer Mama.. Papa has a fly on his head.
Beauty times brains equals a constant.
What torpedoes? I don't see any tor^$%@%" NO CARRIER
Hell hath no pizza.
Damn--I don't have any taglines on Raptor... =(
OXYMORON : Defensive touchdown
Fundies and Undies. Neither should air in public.
Politics: Where right is wrong.
Men, in general, are but overgrown children.
URA Redneck if you've never paid for a haircut.
Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
Oxymoron: House Ethics Committee
"Mr. Puppet-Head's hungry." - Yakko Warner
No person should govern another without their permission.
"I came to break the bones of your sins, meat puppet." - The Crow
"The unnatural, that too is natural." - Goethe
AD&D Lesson #247 - Never correct a dragon.
In Nature's infinite book of secrecy a little I can read.
C-ing is believing
So many checks, so little money.
F1 for help. 911 for HHHHEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!
What's the point of being fascinatingly crazy, if you don't enrich the
Ohmygosh!.....Ugottabekidding......
I'm an equal opportunity Tagline adopter.
"Ty Cobb wanted to play but we couldn't stand him alive"
I am Butthead of Borg. Assimilation is...uh...cool! he he.
OXYMORON : Restrained opulence
No baby on board -- you can destroy my car now.
Welcome, Beautiful One, a thousand times welcome!
My dream is a code waiting to be broken.
Never argue with people who buy ink by the gallon. - Tommy Lasorda
AD&D Famous Last Words: Here, let me show you.
weighs nothing, and is always increasing.
Out of order - try taglines tomorrow
Friends don't let friends use America Online.
If it ain't borke, don't fix it.
Don't try to confuse me with the facts!
COBOL is the programming language from the Gods
Some people find fault like there was a reward offered.
Look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls !
Florida rental car special: A free bullet-proof vest with each car.
WINTER: The time of year when it gets later earlier.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he sold Eeyore to the glue factory.
Mr Worf, take him directly to Sickbay - Riker
I wonder why Noah didn't swat them two flies?
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
Veteran of the Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force 1990-1951.
Undocumented Features will rule the EARTH!
My CPU runneth over at 40 mHz
If in doubt, mumble.
Cheap Saudi apartments: Call Low-Rents of Arabia
Yo momma got a face like a burglar's dog !!
Oxymoron: Normal Espionage.
The truth doesn't hurt unless it ought to.
"Bother," worried Pooh, as Eeyore missed another period.
"I used to work for Kelly Services", Tom extemporized.
RACING: the ultimate drug... and you can't buy it!
I get a sense of ... merriment from this tagline. --Troi
Today is cancelled due to lack of interest!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)lame someone.
Roger Keith Coleman <> "INNOCENT"? We may never know!
Be careful what you take with you into your old age.
Def: DESQview: Windex for Windows
"I feel your pain" ■ Bill "tax 'em til it hurts" Clinton.
"Would you like a chocolate?" said Tom, candidly.
hello, world\n
Check type of payment [ ] Visa [ ] Mastercard [ ] Check
The Borg assimilated my culture and all I got was this lousy tagline!
Def: Node: was aware of
"Hello, I'm your new nanny." - Mary Poppins "SLAPPY!!!!!!" - Y/W/D
I will not make flatulent noises in class -Bart
I'm building a new tagline factory...
A ratio of failures is built into the process of writing.<Atwood>
Chicken Little only has to be right once.
You must think you're a big wheel, Tom spoke.
If I want your opinion, I'll read your entrails.
Why haven't you checked on the children?
Why not just rename all Level 1 players Red Dragon Bait?
Quark! Quark! Beware the quantum duck!
URA Redneck if a big time is shooting rats at the dump.
I want a warm bed and a kind word - and unlimited power.
"Bother," said Pooh as he donned his ninja garment and went after Owl.
If you have buns of steel, do they rust?
Gravity isn't MY fault--I voted for velcro!
True wisdom: Found in Taglines, on T-shirts and in fortune cookies.
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
PC: I mount my horse.
A eunuch should not take pride in his chastity
Window Error:002 No error . . . yet.
"Vesele' Va'noce a s~t~astny' novy' rok!" - Czech Christmas
Focus? When's the Picture?
"Bother," said Pooh as he cut and paste the ransom demand.
Everything that's important has already been said!
I am the elder brother, Kurn. -- Worf
She's rich, she's got HUGE... tracts of land...!
A dirty mind is a joy forever!
Garbage disposal gods need offerings of spoons sometimes.
Happiness is mandatory. Cheer up or die. =)
Reality is for people who can't face drugs.
I prefer to be acquainted with the women I kiss. - Picard
"I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board." - Leia
Did you hear about the SysOp who died? -- She had a terminal illness!
To ERR is human. To blame others is Politics...
"On the count of three, start leaking!" - Buzzcut
A critic is a legless man who teaches running
Before Abraham was, I am. - John 8:58
I'm not as think as you drunk I am!
This score just in: Deep Space 9, Babylon 5.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he served Darkwing Duck l'Orange.
Brandy-and-water spoils two good things!
Twisted mind? No, just bent in several strategic places
Joycelyn Elders: an unplanned and unwanted Surgeon General
What fish are in Lake Lottahockey? Why Crappie of course!
I was a cat in my other lives.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found out his symbiont hated hunny.
I like the knight life.
Double your HD space, double your computer speed: DELETE WINDOWS!
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he wrestled with the Moderator.
999 - Sign of the girlfriend of the Beast.
200-Pound Parrot: "HERE KITTY, KITTY ..."
A Galliard Fianna... talk about a walking redundancy...
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ordered "Fix Bayonets!"
Deja Zoo: The feeling you've been on X(A/N)TH before.
Borg Wave 3.14: Your taglines have been assimilated.<Urp>
If they have a TAGLINES echo, why not a SIGNATURE_LINES echo?
Maybe it's right to be nervous now...
Air is water with holes in it.
Oxymoron: political promise
The cat is domestic only as far as it suits its own ends.
You can't jump a canyon in two leaps.
Raining blood under a lacerated sky.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lost antimatter containment.
URA Redneck if you've ever rolled your riding lawn mower.
Lie: I got it as a gift and already have one.(I hate it!)
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
Nothing happens, until a neuron fires...
Clinton, Year 3: "Hey Tim! What's that!?" "I think it's a $, Bob!"
If you are sick, Hey why are you? Close??? (*) (*)
OS/2 - The sane way to jump out of Windows!!!
There's never a cat around when you need one.
Fritz the Night Owl knows jazz. ^OO^
I will not say Springfield just to get applause. --Bart Simpson.
Laissez Bon Temps Rouler!
Def: Genius: One who can do anything except earn a living.
You're new around here, aren't you? -Riker
URA Redneck if you've ever done Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
I lived all my life on Planet Earth!
Ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care
Ura Redneck if your checks feature pictures of dogs fighting.
My psychiatrist is Dr. Lecter.
Moderator alert... Well, yes ma'am... Sorry. But it is kinda On Topic.
MY Sysop lets me say things like C E N S O R E D
Message? What message? I thought those were extended taglines.
Cats are always more sarcastic than dogs.
Oxymoron: decaffeinated coffee
"Bother," said Pooh, as Geordi found a NEW problem.
Childhood is short and maturity is forever. -- Calvin
He was napping in the nut pile when God was cracking nuts...
Fix one bug, compile it again, 101 hairy bugs. Repeat until BUGS = 0.
Iraqi Bingo: B-52... F-16... M-1... F-18... F-117...
Bob Vila of Borg: This Old House is irrelevant.
The Borg ship is undamaged. -- Worf
Captain! Riker is snorting all the dilithium crystals. Wow!
AD&D Famous Last Words: That's one HELL of a tan, Miss Glasya...
I would post taglines but then you would just steal them.
I love to mark sad faces in fair weather
Insanity is fun if you do it right.
Did you check the...? No, I didn't think so.
Kirk liked a good belt of liquor every now and again.
This is the first tagline I ever stole!
A fool and his money are sysop material.
Good Hex is Safe Hex.
The pancake house was robbed. How waffle.
It's a bird... it's a plane... OH NOOOOO, it's the MODERATOR!
Forrest McCoy......It's Chocolate, Jim.
MegaReader ßeta ßrigade
Race to the Outhouse by Willy Makeit and Betty Dont
"Over the next 2 days, you might lose a lot of sleep" - Riker
If you see an onion ring -answer it!
Fighting the war with a starter pistol / water pistol /
Another Bad Idea: Bowling with a sphere of annihilation.
I want to go back in time -- I have relatives there.
Tagito ergo sum (I Tag, therefore I am)
It seems only BLUEWAVE gives a Full line for a TAGLINE.
BMW: Big Money. Why?
Why are there so many actors in this movie?
I used to be an atheist, but I've gotten to know Myself.
Death called while you were out. I gave him your pager #.
Anyone could do it with manuals...
#define long char
It is dangerous to confuse children with angels.
And if I die today I'll be the happy phantom...
A life? Yeah well...
Data, he was joking. You know that? Data? -- Riker
So many Jerks, so few bullets!
Recursive \re-kur-siv\ (adj.) ── see Recursive.
New Book: JAZZ MUSIC by Tenna Saxe.
Speed kills - Use Windows!
Hm..what's this red button fo║╜»░╖╝NO CARRIER
If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
I don't steal taglines. I redirect them to my hard drive.
I am Pesto of Borg. Squit will be assimilated.
Why DID kamikaze pilots wear helmets anyways?!
Printers always die on page 999 of a 1000 page report...
Oxymoron: subsequent initiatives
Spare me the fairy tales... -- Camille, Black Fury
"You saw him repressing me, didn't you?" --Monty Python
Was I suppose to take the Fish out of the Bag?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (K)ick system?
I'm not an elitist. Why do you ask, you MODERATOR?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he made a mask out of Piglet's skin.
Until next time..... goodnight everybody!!!!
ONLY good cat is a stir fried cat" - Alf
Why can't women ever put the toilet seat back up?.
You...called me...Picard! - Picard
Gùïtàr léssôñs¿ Whát êlsê dó ÿòú dö¿ í ƒrét â lôt.
Every man has the right to be wrong in his opinions,
Sleep? Isn't that some inferior replacement for caffeine?
+ Tagline impounded by The Jesuits of The Second Moral Crusade! +
URA Redneck if you use your mailbox to hold up your clothesline
Support DeathCare: Vote Kevorkian/Elders in '96.
Def: Tact: Recalling a lady's birthday but forgetting her age.
"Let me think..." "Don't hurt yourself, Pinky."
AD&D Famous Last Words: Lookit that li'l bunny sittin' on the stump...
A computer a day.....
139. Wives serve, brothers inherit.
The nicest sound a cat makes: Vroommm bump bump vrooomm
Jºhñsóⁿ & Jóhⁿsóñ Tàglíñé: █████░░░░░█████ "ºûçh"
Oxymoron: lack light
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he backed into a squad car.
In God we trust; all others we voice verify.
Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways?
"Bother," said Pooh as the Swat Team closed in.
The Planets Collection - By West End Games
"I didn't just do it for the money! I did it for the CAR, too!"
Spring makes everything young again except humans.
How many Proof of Purchase Seals for that one?
Words cannot express what words cannot express.
Head cheese with Velveeta? YUMMMMMMMM!
Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein FÜhrer Hillary!
My other computer is a HAL 9000.
Beavis of Borg: "You said A$$-imilate. heh heh hehheh."
Systems Recruiting in the US & Canada
Female-Only Defense 02: The PMS Defense (My Body, No Choice)
She's coming for you, Richie, & she's only the first! - Duncan MacLeod
URA Redneck if you think "Deliverance" was a love story.
Reality is something you rise above.
══LUCIFERnet the only network serving HELL══
Proud to be an Interlink Moderator!
There is no honor in attacking the innocent. -- Hand of Tyr
Descartes of Borg: We assimilate. Therefore, we are.
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
Krogt: The metallic silver coating found on scratch-and-win tickets.
I'm not wishy-washy. At least, I don't THINK so.
"This Clan of betrayers must be destroyed." -- Shamish, Ventrue
I'm working on my 4th million - the first three failed!
LISTEN HERE!!! I HAVE FIRST AMENDMENT RIGH(@#$9@^%( NO CARRIER
A friend in need is a pain indeed.
URA Redneck if dating 2nd cousins is considered "playing the field".
Yo momma like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country!
I brake for Unicorns.
Locked coathanger in car; good thing I had a key.
æ<==Get this version of Tag-X Pro, @TO@!
This tagline is $hareWare! To register, please send $20
Tagline stolen by SLMR20 from SLMR105 from SLMR10.
Why would Imperial troops want to slaughter @TOLAST@s?
I'll keep an open mind as long as your mouth is shut.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (A)sk again later?
"Hey, Beavis - she's thinking about our weiners." - Butt-Head
But she said she was 18! (Like I cared?!)
If I have religious power, then obviously you are corrupt
4 yers ago I cudnt spel vise prezidant; now I are won!"
"Bother", said Pooh, wrestling with the moderator.
I run the convenience store on the road less traveled.
"There is no escape, don't make me destroy you" - Darth Vader
She ain't Miss'd nuttin <evil grin>. - Jym Fox
OXYMORON : Economy car
"I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too"- Hillary
If at first you don't succeed, fake it!!
Confucius say, Find old man in dark, not hard!
"Brown Spots on the Wall" ─ by Who Flung Doo
Curiosity killed the cat. What the heck they got 9 lives.
OXYMORON : Journalistic sensitivity
It would have helped if the cities were founded closer to airports
We give nothing as willingly as our advice.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where it helps to get out and push...
I sure hope @N@'s wearing all-cotton underwear....
"God heals & the doctor takes the fee." - Poor Richard
It's not the size of the tagfile, it's the quality...
Looking for a good time? Call Troi at 1-900-NCC-1701
If you strike me down I will become... insignificant.
Have you clubbed an ignorant human today?
AD&D Lesson #200 - It is unwise to meddle in the affairs of wizards.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
World's thinnest book. Clinton's kept promises.
"Windows Performance", on the next "In Search Of".
Washington D.C.: 26 square miles surrounded by reality.
Child of a Looser God.
"Don't be upset. It was a mercy killing." - Frank N. Furter
"It was nothing. My death was meaningless." -- Saker, Ventrue
This tagline is a telecommunications nightmare!
I like criticism, but it must be my way. -- Twain
He got a piece of my mind, a tiny as it is....
If Thy heart be as my heart, give me Thy hand - John Wesley
"Bother," said Pooh as his rockets missed the Death Star's weak spot.
Never feed your cat anything that doesn't match the carpet.
If the UFO hotline limits you to 1 call per day YOU could be a redneck
"Star Trek 95: The Wrath Of Gates"
Why did CNN cancel that cool Desert Storm show?
Dammit Jim, I'm a SysOp, not a "user."
And they sayeth unto Jesus, How the hell did ya do that?
To boldly go where no computer line has gone before...
Fate protects fools, children, and ships named Enterprise...
Feminist Update: Rush Limbaugh still hasn't had any!
"You have the recall of a lima bean, Pinky." -- The Brain
"And what I do ain't pretty!" - Wolverine
Ask YOUR SYSOP about using FIDO NETMAIL!
Computer operators do it upon mounted requests.
What does a 300lb canary say? "Here kitty, kitty..."
"Bother," said Pooh, and deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1; Installed WINDOWS 95.
Confucious say: Man who kisses girl behind, gets crack in face.
Why does the guy from 20/20 wear glasses?
Paralyzed from the neck up.
Just some extemporaneous personal communication
Moderate not lest ye be moderated yerself.
Cottleston, cottleston, cottleston pie...
An error? Impossible! I have an error-correcting modem!
From my brain, an organ with a mind of its own.
BLONDE.COM failed. Missing CPU.
Old Grandad is dead but his spirits live on.
Life is a joke, Death is the punchline.
You don't have to explain something you never said.
"Testes, Testes. 1... 2... 3?" - Butt-Head
Why swipe the taglines when the messages themselves are so swipable?
Bluewave: Attempting to pull a "CompuCom" of its own.
"Wood good. School bad!" - Beavis
* * <- Tribbles o o o <- Picard tribbles
It looks like they had a battle with time - Riker
Is the last cow on earth the utter udder?
Mr. Data...welcome home. - Picard
"I AM NOT GETTING AGGRESSIVE!"
"Faith is not wishing to know what is true." - Nietzsche
Whip me, beat me, make me write bad software.
Oh Worf, you're such an animal! : Troi OH! Beverly guess why
Run! Run for safety, foolish pedestrians!
Make tracks for Moose Breath Montana
"Any" key? "Any" key? I doan see no stinkin' "Any" key!
I just hope we don't all beam back looking like Data! -- Riker.
"You leave your wife and then bring her along?" McCoy
Did Bill know he was marrying the future president??
<>>>>>>>>>>>> SURF NAKED <<<<<<<<<<<<>
666Hz - pitch of the beast.
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.
"Can you read music?" the bandleader asked notably.
God gave burdens shoulders also.
"You must unlearn what you have learned" - Yoda
I see your 6 taglines and raise you 2.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (D)on't even think of it!
OXYMORON : Yellow rose
"D'ya think it's legal to park here?" - Pinky
Implementation is the sincerest form of flattery.
"Into the lake, slowpoke!" -- Skid Mark
Cat sleeping on my shoulders--the *only* way to wear fur.
"Those Funny Dogs" ─ by Joe Kur
Sysoping Law #1: New users always find the glitch.
Bother! said the Borg... we assimilated a Pooh.
Should we tell the children when we move?
FORCEPS: Giant baby tweezers.
"If you build it he will come" "Ease his pain"....
Nothing's so small it can't be blown out of proportion.
Cork your pump or you don't hump
He ain't wrapped too tight.
I am not a dictator. It's just I have a grumpy face.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he kicked the gamer into a pit.
You don't give a damn about apathy.
Friends don't let friends use OS/2.
You hit the nail right between the eyes.
CHEVY: CHarged HEaVilY
Why you look so sad when the sky is perfect blue?
A woman drove me to drink. I never properly thanked her.
The proof of a Moderator's value is her existance.
Death to all moderaAAACK*#(%^#% NO CARRIER
Def: Firmware: Hardware that is starting to melt.
Air Geordis TNG Footwear
"I'm getting into the culture, Pinky." - Brain
A serial killer's a person in your neighborhood
We write to taste life twice, in the moment & in retrospection.<Nin>
CoSysop, Thunderbolt BBS - call for a good time
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gave Ted Kennedy another driving lesson.
PROBLEM: Unsafe Sanity SOLUTION: Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
"Bother," said Pooh as his ship failed to jump to light speed.
"It wasn't just another series. It was THE series." - F. Mahovlich
Born in 1945; the replacement for World War II.
Eternity never looked so lovely. .. You MUST be Riker
If you don't STOP IT I'll shall have to shoot you.
I do not want green eggs and ham!
"Now I have 1 less incident to tease you about!" - Dragonrider
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Insecticide: when insects kill themselves...
Thesaurus: Ancient reptile with excellent vocabulary.
This tagline left blank to avoid Clinton tagline tax!
Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
What's shorter than a vacation-The life of a clean garage.
I am hell-bent on destruction of a certain kind! <MB>
POSSESSOR OF A MIND NOT MERELY TWISTED BUT ACTUALLY SPRAINED.
If you only knew the power of the Dark Side - The Montreal Canadiens.
Bother! said Pooh, and then he pulled his .45 and shot the intruder.
I think I've got a headache.....
"Give the ticket to my husband. He taught me to drive."
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
My Dogma just ran over Your Karma
Not a computer nerd; merely a techno-weinie
Many, O Lord my God, are the wonders You have done.
"Bother," said Pooh, after not recording 'Eastenders'.
Oxymoron: Good Loser.
I used to be a sci fi fan. Then I started living it.
Error Loading Windows : (A)bort (R)etry (B)oot
I 'M NOT IN A <CENSORED> BAD MOOD YOU <CENSORED> <CENSORED>!!!
Global Village Idiot.
Two minutes in the punalty box for gross punning.
"To the late night double feature picture show, in the back row"
There will be vice as long as there are the Bruins.
The Imperial and Rebel Alliance Sourcebooks - By West End Games
Hey Expert, ..It works better if you plug it in!
Geanealogists do it generation after generation after generation...
ATTENTION Tagline Shoppers! Taglines: Steel 2 get 1 free
Starving...will work for online access (or food)
Continental Life. Why do you ask?
I am Reagan of Borg. Prepare to be... uh, I don't recall.
The easier it is to do, the harder it is to change.
Oxymoron: often unpredictable
Cats leave footprints on our hearts and we are never the same.
Don't drive too close or I'll flick a booger on you.
Oxymoron: Random Choice.
Learn the delicious kiss of the lash.
ERROR 666: Clinton.sys Corrupted...Run Constitution.exe
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ue manufacturer
Bad day: Your tagline self-destructs.
What's all this fuss about Russian jewelry?
BBS Tip #4: Download *.* for a complete list of files available.
"Don't worry about the bugbears, I'll talk us out of this."
Don't throw away tour tags. RECYCLE
Load the .357, bubba, we got us a lane change up ahead!
Only in baseball is a self-sacrifice appreciated.
Good day to avoid cops..crawl to work.
Got arrested going 14400 in a 2400 zone.
Make friends with sysops: page at 3 a.m.
Naturally; they're Bass Masters at this sort of stuff.
As I was going up the stair, I met a man who wasn't there
Tagline courtesy Silly Little Tagline Scrambler ■
I think beards are a sign of strength. - Riker
I am Barney of Borg. You will be nauseated.
They who drink beer will think beer.
I have a system that can run NT smoothly, but why waste it on NT?
From: JOE KANOWITZ Refer#: NONE
Phone bill?... what phone bill, honey??
Everytime I read this I get a pain in my, er, side.
I'm not fat, I'm big-boned.
"Somebody pick Force up, will you?" -- Stonewall
recorded every day like those of a baseball player.
"Inflammation" ─ by Arthur Itis
Buy land. It's not being made anymore.
43% of all statistics are worthless.
A cat's purr is the rumble of peace in the animal kingdom
Bother! said Pooh, as he loaded another clip into his UZI.
My family tree must have been used for firewood.
She has been under more drunken sailors than a head.
"Exactly how does one become a *professional* blockhead?"--Mulder
The way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
This sentence is not self-referential.
IBM. UBM. We all BM. Pass the paper.
If you do not strive with others, you will be free from blame-Lao Tzu
Veni, vidi, vaboo: I came, I saw, I've almost got it fixed!
You had to be the hero! - Richie Ryan
"Robots" ─ by Anne Droid
Eunics, the non-gender specific OS
A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?
To congratulate Bill Clinton, send candy - he already got Flowers!
I am Breblebox of Borg. Prepare to be assim---Whoa! Babes!
"Bother," said Pooh, as Odo collapsed in his lap.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
I wanted to be born again - Mom said "NO WAY" !!!
<- You've got the right reader baby. UH-HUH!
"Whoa! Is this the weather channel?" - Butt-Head
Where did we all come from in the first place?
SYS0000: Unable to locate file-CLINTON_PLAN.USA, economy halted.
I would strongly oppose apathy, if I cared.
Clinton - Socialist Politicians do it to everyone!
Eat right, stay fit, and die anyway...
"Crowd Control" ─ by General Panic
Why haven't you answered your E-Mail? My BIOS went ADIOS!
Riker to Enterprise: I've fallen, and I can't beam up!
"Who says nothing lasts forever? This series will." - G. Lapointe
My reality check just came back marked "account closed."
Man is a complex being, he makes deserts bloom and lakes die
I'm not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'M NOT GOING.
I play an important role as a bad example.
Error finding COLDBEER.BUD - SYSOP not Loaded!
C-3PO of Borg: Master Luke! We will be Assimilated! Oh
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (W)eep, (S)ob?
"I'm not Bajoran. Sisko punched me in the nose." - Kira
Part-time musicians are semiconductors
On a clear dais, you can speak forever.
Too much DOOM ][: Your clock seems to be fast.
IRS does it to everyone.
Elect George Jetson President in 1992!
Most people make sense, I'm not one of them.
Hillary: Bill, I don't think this is Little Rock.
If you want your DREAMS to come true, don't oversleep.
Worf visits Australia: It is a good day for flies.
Oxymoron: Open-minded Conservative.
HIV Virus - Human Immunodeficiency Virus Virus
An elephant: a mouse built to government specifications.
"Nothing is as it would seem with the Ravnos." -- Younger, Caitiff
If that's the best you can do, I suggest you leave!
Sorry, Fido ate my .REP packet...
"Show's over. Go away." -- Yakko Warner
Prevent stolen taglines. Use dumb ones like this.
"Knowledge, sir, should be free to all!" -- Harry Mudd
Please report all lost or stolen taglines to your sysop.
By Day, Enlighten; By Night, Endarken.
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
Those who can't handle adulthood become born-again.
AIDS is killing our Vampire population.
Standards are wonderful! There are so MANY to choose from!
"Shhhh! Know what that means?" - Blowski "You have a slow leak?" - Yakko
shift key/ never heard of it1111
And now, back to our regularly scheduled BLUE WAVE conference.
He wants a shoe horn, the kind with teeth
But where's the disposable crewman?
GURU MEDITATION ERROR: (A)bort (R)etry (O)mmmm?
Have the boy sent to the bridge. - Picard
What a night... -- Lord Albrecht, Silver Fang
Bits, Bytes, Bauds ...Can't live With, or Without!
For a good time, type FORMAT C:
Don't let the Moderator have the last word.
Some of the best things in LIFE are glider guns.
My doctor has cure for senility, but he can't remember it
I am Shakespeare of Borg. Thou shalt be assimilated.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found Piglet in bed with Eeyore.
Figures Lie, and Liars Figure
you may fire when ready commander...
Microsoft plays with themselves. - Philippe Kahn
Were you standing at the shallow end of the gene pool?
Bother! said Pooh, as he slid on the wet echo floor.
"Captain, Why not give the Borg Windows 3.1?" -Worf
Hey! Who put this here!?!
It#%$was*&^a*&^dark$#@and&^%stormy)(+night...NO CARRIER
Nyquil: The sneezy achy whyamIonthekitchenfloor medicine!
Ever notice how poems in pig-latin always rhyme?
Mommy, why are the soldiers marking us?
This is the tagline you are reading right now.
My Doctor said he was going to take my tagline away, snfl
****** Try it. It's "bound" to be fun ******
My other computer is a VIC 20!
Good evening. I'm Ted Modem, and this... is TAGLINE.
Traditionalists do it the old-fashioned way.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds.
OXYMORON : Creation science
I am Barker of Borg: You will come on down.
Another happy member of the MAIL population. ;D
FLD: FLing Disk
If nothing beats getting drunk, given a choice, I'd take the nothing.
Now if I could only find the Video switch!
I am Riker of Borg: Your women will be assimilated <smirk>.
Tchaikovsky: winner of the War of 1812
A bird in the hand... ...is illegal in Georgia.
"I'm not a guitar. Stop picking on me"
"Never make love to a woman who's wearing spurs!
Avatar terminal, the long distance co.'s nightmare
I know where my towel is.
VMS must die!
"Bother!" said Pooh as he tapped out a false distress signal.
Yellow + Pink = Clinton
"Okay, who order the Mount Bellyache Ice Cream Sundae?"
Here are the "Etc." Tags <grin>....No, actually these are Taglines
One more day like today and I'll kill you
Hell, if you understood everything I said, you'd be me!
I said I'm buying a Seven Eleven! (Robert Plant)
Crime does not pay, at least not as well as politics.
A mouse is an elephany built by the Japanese.
Nuke the baby fur whales.
I am Clinton of Borg. Resistance is taxable.
Why are love and relationships so confusing?
All Taglines lead to the end of the message.
Rule of Feline Frustration: When your cat has fallen asle
Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interupt driven.
REALITY IS A DANGEROUS CONCEPT.
armchair rocket scientist grafitti existentialist
"I'm the Devil... God of Hellfire and all that." -- Tom Servo
Lincoln Roberts says my bedsheets are gonna eat my shoes.
Fat bottom girls you make the rockin' world go 'round
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Death Star landed in his backyard.
"Star Trek VII: JFK" directed by Oliver Stone!
When 911 won't work .357 will!
Def: SYSOP: The guy that is laughing at your typing.
I have resorted to turning messages into taglines.
"Bother" said Pooh as the Klingons decloaked.
I don't steal taglines. I recycle them.
FIDO lie #01: I don't match any "URA Redneck" tagline descriptions.
Def: Optimist: Someone who doesn't know all the facts yet.
Why is there only one word for thesaurus?
Sysops: Can't live with them, can't have a BBS without them!
In case of water landing, this .sig may be used as a floatation device.
Your seats will be moved down the hall and into the fusion reactor.
Carpenter's Rule: Cut to fit; beat into place.
DJs do it on the air.
TV Truth: All men are evil.
Honest Officer, my SocioEconomic backround made me do it!
Windows rulz OS
Have you had children lately?
"Bother," said Pooh as he underwent aversion therapy.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where Grand Moff Schwab tightens his grip!
Cat purring on my shoulders - the ONLY way to wear fur!
MOM'S HINT #021: Ultimatums don't work.
"Clap on! Clap off! Clap on, clap off... show's over." - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Industry Standard Generic Tagline (ISGT)
"I saw a Tom Swifty in that comment", Tom visualized.
ERROR #0054: Computer needs propane refill.
***** WARNING! ***** Brain cramp in progress!
Remember: An upload a day keeps the Sysop away.
"Whatever you do, don't exercise."
All to prove, You're on the move and vanishing
Def: Persist: The greatest effort's not enough.
I'm tired of thinking up new taglines
Bill Clinton is SQZing you wallet even MORE!
I would have suffered a lot more if understood.
Make it tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.
The feeling is mucus, I'm sure.... <g>
Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
We are only immortal for a limited time...
My wife left with my computer and I miss it.
Control character: Maxwell Smart, agent 86.
This tagline is pirated...(Argh Beeee Garrrrrrr!)
All the lights don't shine in his marquis
(A)bort (R)etry (P)retend it didn't happen.
I just ignore @TO@'s paranoid diatribe.
Every thread needs a needle
Hemophiliac Biker - Bleeder of the Pack.
URA Redneck if you ask, "Aunt Mama, is dinner ready?"
I don't even put beans and chili together in the same tagline!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Did I REALLY???
I'm a .signature . When I grow up I wanna be a novel.
It's dangerous to do the right thing the wrong way
"Order acknowledged, self X-Team leader, compliance forthcoming!"
Deja Ooooooo: The odd feeling that you've crossed this pasture before.
NO, FIDO! DON'T CHEW ON THAT WIRk NO TERRIER
Hey, come back here! I'm not done killing you yet! -- War Monger
Non sequitur! 15 yard penalty...loss of down.
Why does my wife use my diskettes as coasters?
Certainly nothing is unnatural that is not physically impossible.
Why do we get so old before we learn how to be young?
I've wondered why Michael bought LEGOS and K-Y together.
Glad to see you're exercising you ascii!
Why can't I pay my Visa bill with Mastercard?
I may rise, but I refuse to shine.
My tagline collection can beat up your tagline collection!
Hey Beavis, would you skate with him? huh huh huh
In a bad mood? Tickle people with a branch of poison ivy!
Oxymoron: Clinton Cares.
"Selamat Hari Natal." - Indonesian Christmas
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
If it isn't broken, take it apart and find out why.
"I MUST patch this coat." Tom said raggedly.
"Engineering without management is art." - Jeff Johnson
Clinton - Welcome to hell, I'm your new case worker.
Woman - can't live with 'em and there's no trade-in value
"How can you be so deaf with those huge ears?"
Hackers DO IT without a net.
Don't steal my Tagline, it's already stolen!
I'm always sincere, whether I mean it or not.
People with no fingers point me in the right direction.
(C)aught (L)ieing (I)n (N)ine (T)imes (O)ut of (N)ine
Babylon 5: Humanity's last, best hope for peace
Def: Supercomputer: What it sounded like before you bought it.
If it's glowing, don't eat it.
The cold Prince of Light, bound in chains of intellect.
Hmmm...I wonder what this button does...*%(*#%!#%#NO CARRIER
Clinton & Congress: The Best Politics PAC Money Can Buy!
I AM standing.
"I am calvin of borg. Prepare to be assimilated buddy boy
Overweight just sort of snacks up on you.
...but I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!!
Notice: All incoming fire has the right of way.
Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours.....
Chirpes is a canareal disease that's untweetable....
Bill Clinton lied to his wife & lied to us. Why should we trust him?
Do something stupid again today...
TAGLINES needs four moderators. Just in case one is on vacation.
Scratch a Conservative, and you scratch a moron.
Shareware author dies. GIF at eleven!
I'm in here for being crazy, not stupid.
Radio and TV Announcers broadcast it.
Bother! said Pooh, as @TO was assimilated by the Borg.
We are going to create a whole new type of disfunction
Here Borgy! Here Borgy! Nice Borgy! Want some Windows?
It's so easy even your kid sister can do it !
The smell of burning leather as we hold each other tight.
Programs. Ones w/bugs & ones w/hidden bugs.
Where all the masochists go to get abused.
Sometimes too much hockey is barely enough.
"You're catnip to a girl like me..." - Catwoman (Batman Returns)
The mind is a terrible thing, and must be stopped.
Convict... The result of choosing a poor lawyer
"Robert, don't let your chips grow up to be chocolate..."
If the modem drops under 50 cps, it explodes. What do you do, hot shot?
Fighter Jet noise = the Sound of FREEDOM!
URA Redneck if you entertain with tapes of championship bowling.
"Have you forgiven me for shaving you bald last month?" - Dot Warner
Dipping it in chocolate will make almost anything edible.
Being paranoid doesn't mean they _aren't_ out to get you!
"That's it!" - Pesto
ANOREXEC SCHIZOPHRENIA..afraid my girlfriend won't eat me
Why is it called a TV *set*, when you only get ONE?
Admit nothing! Deny everything! Blame Moderator!
A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes.
WILD GOOSE: A finger that's one inch off center.
Bones in traction, hands break to hone raw energy.
Sysop! Your BBS gave me a 'Printer Out of Paper' error!!
Marriage? No thanks, I don't breed well in captivity.
Why aren't there any 1-800 BBS'S?
<BURP!!> That's how I spell relief!
Warner-Warner @YEAR@ -- The Baloney in Slacks campaign
"Aren't you dead?" - Kirk to Spock, STII:TWOK
Stove Top? I'm stayin'!
"Bother," said Pooh as he fell into the cauldron of glue
(°°) Any fool can make a rule. (°°)
In every revolution there is one man with a vision.
"Then he said 'penis'!" - Butt-Head
Flexibility is one of the cornerstones of program budgeting.
URA Redneck if you give away more free puppies than the Humane Society.
Kirstie Alley has Fahrvergnügen!
Happy couple: A deaf husband and a blind wife.
"They're gonna use your X-rays in a textbook!"
"Hail, Caesar!" "Nevermind the weather report, Brutus!"
Never agree with me, it shakes my self confidence.
We used to rob the rich and give to the poor. -- Shakespeare
kjhf7u2sfgywh...HEY, get the cat off my computer!
Synonym: A word you use when you can't spell the other.
Any change looks terrible at first.
GI: Buying a pair of shoes on sale. BI: Buying a parachute on sale.
Better to die a hero than to live a coward. -- Wisetongue
BBS-PC "ONE STOP CD-ROM SHOP"
I was just wondering...
Valley Elves do it on the beach, man!
To hell with justice, I want blood!
Faith expects from God what is beyond all expectation.
If you can't make it good, make it some other board!
My four food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Magick happens.
"Bother", said Pooh, and deleted his source code ...
Anything that can go wr ... # ^% Bus Error -- Core Dumped
For some reason, this fortune reminds everyone of Marvin Zelkowitz.
All things are difficult before they are easy.
"Put knot yore trussed in spel chequers!"
Keep up the strugle for truth, they have no idea.
Curiosity killed the cat, but the dog is suspect.
Error loading GOD.SYS (A)bort or (U)nzip BIGBANG.ZIP.
To be too clever is to be stupid.
Males get PMS too. They catch it from females.
When in Rome, eh? - Riker
"What's the big idea sticking stop sign on the back wall of garage?"
Its time to do the mail....
Convert your 386 or 486 into a Game Boy, run Windows 3.0!
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.
Don't be silly, protect your willy.
Bush Borg The economy is irrelevant.
18-Wheeler Bumpersticker: If you can't stop, smile as you go under.
Better a bottle in front o'me than a Frontal Lobotomy...
Judgin' by the taste, I'd say the other one's Shinola.
"Without followers, evil cannot spread." -- Spock
Why is it that when _I_ post off-topic messages, I get moderated?
Oxymoron: uprooted plant
If Odo told bad jokes, would he be known as the Punstable?
If it moves, salute it. If it doesn't move, paint it.
Error 0011: Fax Modem Not Responding, Check Hardware
Pooh postulated, Reality is for people who can't handle Star Trek.
That and 95 cents will get me a cup of coffee.
Do not drop??? Ooopps!
My kid was inmate of the month at Florida State Prison
Windows NT Performance, on the next In Search Of
Pretentious Pedantry Presently Participating
"Employment Handbook" ─ by Ernie Living
"Bother!" said Pooh as he drank Roo's blood.
"Forest sojourns" ─ by Syl Vann and Piney Woods
Freud Fantasy Gardens--Id required.
fortune: cpu time/usefulness ratio too high (core dumped)
All Scottish food is based on a dare.
"Pull the trigger and you're garbage." - Lady Blue
Had brain washed, can't do a thing with it.
Even a small star shines brightly in the dark.
URA Mr. Director if jumble up words you do.
So easy a child can do it. Child sold separately.
MOM'S HINT #357: Nervous breakdowns-Nature saying "Take it easy.".
"Kidnapped" ─ by Caesar Quick
Use your own tagline, this one's MINE!!
...now, touch these wires to your tongue!
Catch a wave and you're sitting on top of the world
"That was either Superman or dad falling off the roof."
I had a cat tagline, but the dog ate it.
Call me at (812)424-1927 to chat. Ask for George Bush...
Gravity is the chief culprit in airplane crashes.
Whom the gods would destroy they give Windows.
Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he went over the falls
Faster than a speeding ticket!
DM Advice: Conan cannot safely be translated to AD&D stats.
Good tagline... you HAVE to go to other conferences to steal taglines
I will incontinently drown myself.
Now where did I put that fire extinguisher?
Make like some crusty boxers and take off.
I lounge about corrected.
I wi√ìδùsh Belⁿl wouÜ╜┐ld fiì╣├x my çphêone lin$╢■
A dragon is just a dragon until he faces you. Then he is Mr. Dragon!
"And binding with briars, my joys and desires." Garden of Love
Hospitals: Places where the run down wind up.
I collect PEZ dispensers..
No bugs, no Windows, I don't NEED no stinking Windex!
"Hey, Luke... may the Force be with you." - Han Solo
It's not just a hobby, it's an adventure!
Whips required... Chains optional...
Why drive yourself nuts when you can walk instead?
More power to you! <Unless you're taking some of mine.>
"Really, honey... just 1 more message."
Nice thing about a tagline file: no disagreeable opinions.
convenience into those paltry little squares they print on calendars?
Window Error:006 Malicious error. Desqview found on drive.
OXYMORON : Serious fun
To Bean or not to Bean? That IS the question- Chef Shakespeare
Miskatonic University "Class of 1767"
"I didn't know something could kick this much ass!" - Butt-Head
Be careful when slinging mud, you might lose ground!
Elvis should be alive and Barry Manilow should be dead.
"They may do some more... folk dancing." -- Brad
Mister, can you paradigm?
Oh say can you C at the dawn's early light?
Did you ever notice how fundies like to argue with taglines?
Try Dragon's Egg Mead.
Wait! That's the FORBIDDEN dance!
Jump through hoops? I don't think so. Crawl through Windows? *HELL NO*!!
I will never lie to you.
Deja Booboo: The feeling you've screwed this up before.
Kill them all! Let the DM sort 'em out.
A warm beer is better than no beer at all.
CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP Hi Ho Argentum! AWAY!!!!
Time & Tide Melts the Snowman. -The 7th Doctor.
It's not who you know, but how your wife found out.
Reformat Hard Drive! Are you SURE (Y/Y)?
Cats: Nature's pop-up targets.
Bother! said Pooh, as he took Duncan McCloud's Quickening...
My other modem is a U.S. Robotics Dual Standard.
Biography: One of the terrors of death.
"Bother," said Pooh as he put the money under Kanga's pillow.
Hips or lips: Let your conscience be your guide...
Win Tip: Good things come to those who wait
Riker wants Cindys transporter coordinates.
The emperor has no clothes.
Borg? Where? I don't see any *&^$#-aa.. NO CARRIER
Wiccan Sesame Street has been brought to you by Blessed B.
ROBO READER does everything but think up new taglines
Abe Lincoln's last words: "You and your darn theatre tic
Off like a bride's nightie.
For tagline insert 4 quatloos in slot: |========|
Electricians do it with 'NO SHORTS'.
If banks can count why do they have 8 windows & 4 tellers
Conservative Logic: Facing the problem = Condoning immorality.
Worf becomes anrgy at the thought of brushing his teeth.
MS-DAX 6.0: (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore.
To our sweethearts and wives. May they never meet!
"I will NOT finish in fifth place", Tom held forth.
I am Monty Hall of Borg. "Making a Deal" is futile.
C is for Bangers.
We are only as sick as the secrets we keep.<Ebaugh>
To err is human. To really screw up takes Windows.
Happiness is a big fat uranium demodulating hypersphere.
Spring, Where temperatures Spring back and forth
Right theory, wrong universe.
"Just tell me there's some chocolate here." -- Troi.
Even this shall pass away...
No... *I* am your father! -- Darth Vader
We are Conrail of Borg, Monongehela will be assimilated.
If it's really tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Days like these let you savor a bad mood. -- Calvin
That's Bond, James Bond, double-oh-seven..
Add a feature... Add a bug...
Having failed to conquer myself, I hope for an alliance.
instead of a big dark blur I see a big light one...
HEY GRANDPAW!!! WHAT'S FER SUPPER?????
FARMERS plant it deep
I think, therefore, I better get back to work.
A vote for Perot WAS a vote for Clinton!
Never battle a dragon in his own lair.
Emoticon: :-} Beard - or - Wry grin smiley.
Faint hearts never win in love nor sell life insurance.
Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper its written on
"Beavis is not dog food... Huh uh huh... He's worm food!" - Butt-Head
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)lace fist in screen?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he repotted his Aspidistra.
Ura Redneck if you dog doubles as your dishwasher.
Friends don't let friends vote for Clinton/Gore.
URA Redneck if you find a car while cutting your grass.
Riding a tippy canoe.
if(sysop != here) crash(system);
I'VE GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS!
Oh, Bother!, said Pooh as he erased his hard drive
Murphy wasn't an optimist. He just got it wrong.
Oxymoron: valueless education
Sending back packets, but the checksums are wrong.
'Mi lengua, mi lengua...se sale de mi boca.' - Steve Vai
"Military Defeats" ─ by Major Disaster and General Mayhem
Man has his will - but woman has her way.
I shot the Moderator, but I didn't shoot the co-Moderator.
Drunk Borg: Resilience is floor tile. Wan'be sim'lated?
URA Redneck if there is a wasp nest in your living room.
"Chocolate is a serious thing." -- Troi
Starting next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code.
Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
"We have met the enemy and he is us" - Walt Kelly in POGO
Obscenity is the crutch of the inarticulate m*****f*****.
That is high praise from a Vulcan. Picard.
Eat s***. 500 billion flies can't be wrong.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et second opinion?
I taught @TOFIRST@ all @TOFIRST@ knows; that's why I have little left.
Postage dew? Not another damp letter!
Nobody likes a liar...Except the American voter.
No new mail. Start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N)
Oxymoron: nearly square
Be sure your sin will find you out. - Numbers 32:23
Cats are Reincarnated Fundies. Proof? They refuse to go quietly.
"What the hell is this crap?" - Butt-Head
Only TWITS use all capital letters.
Tagline, You're it!
Goofus drops carrier. Gallant logs off properly.
Jimi Hendrix's modem was a Purple Hayes.
"Lick my boot, you worm!" -- Eating Raoul
Clinton's Cabinet: Education, Dan Quayle.
I know more old drunks than I know old doctors
Are the voices in my head bothering you?
"Hey, @FN@... may the Force be with you."
1955-1975: 36 Elvis movies. 1975-1995: nothing.
MSI - Bringing it all together in '92
Scotty, beam me... augggggg! #$%# NO CARRIER
Shepherd's Pie = 3.141592653589793238462643383279... sheep
May divorce be with you!
Futility is useless.
Is it me or did we just walk into a Sinatra song? - Don Schanke
Marriage is like a dog: chained, restrained, refrained!
"This sentence no verb." - Douglas R. Hofstader
I can resist everything except temptation.
RECOVER.COM: a little slice of hell
"Hey! You owe MONEY!" - Saleslady "Owe him what?" - Longshot
Posting taglines is futile. You will be assimilated.
Rule 5: Everyone must buy the sysop chocolate.
Fire Congress! Let's hire Juan Valdez.
I am now a full-fledged, card-carrying SysOp.
The only thing self-cleaning in MY kitchen is the cat!
Exorcist ]I[: It's just like I or II...but it's ]I[!
No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.
Keyboard Error. Press F1 to continue.
URA Redneck if you think Internet is a new brand of fishing equipment.
Study it forever & you'll wonder...fly it once, you'll know.
URA Redneck if your belt buckle is bigger then your head.
Def: Bacteria: The only culture some people have.
"Commander, there is no careful way to question a Klingon." Odo
Why does Clinton want to send 10,000 Americans to Bosnia?
Do you daydream about your inability to fantasize?
"Don't any of your street demons have real, grown up names?" - Torres
Real bankers end up getting buried in a vault!
Yo momma house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
Come in, Beverly, and I'll show you a real Picard maneuve
"I don't get it. It's supposed to pack an awesome buzz." - Butt-Head
Football players do it in a huddle.
And that was a mouthfull <G>
It's always darkest just before you step on the cat.
Death, Destruction, Maim, and Mutilation!
Ever walk into a Denny's at 3 AM? Looks like the bar in Star Wars!
Cold, ice, and snow are an *inconvenience* compared to an earthquake!
Could you please speak up? I'm a little hard of herring.
I came, I saw, and I'm still laughing. {g}
Clinton Medical Dictionary: DILATE: TO LIVE LONG.
Don't pay taxes--it just encourages them.
Ura Redneck if you can take your bra off while driving.
Oxymoron: Government Intelligence.
An "X" EZ-RDR operator. Blessed with SLiMeR/OLX
I'm just a WYSIWYG kind of guy !!!
Fad: In one era and out the other.
Four Puerto Ricons in quicksand = Quatro Cinco
Someone pays. The Universe doesn't take credit cards.
If there is no God, who washes Brobeck's coffee filters?
When given 2 contradictory orders, follow them both.
If you don't like the way I drive talk to my champion.
Don't let Hillary pick your doctor... or your pocket.
Health Care, Crime, Welfare Reform, Lobbyist Control, all lose to O.J.
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Her system's too big, floppy not responding.
The secret to electronics is: keep the smoke IN the wires
Press <Alt-A> to Adopt Me! I need a better home.
Bill Clinton would have trouble leading lemmings into the sea.
If Genghis Khan was alive today, he'd be an OLD! man.
"Modem," said the gardener, when he finished the lawns.
Feminist computer: (A)bort, (A)bort, (A)bort
Think carefully before wishing, it might just come true.
Growl for me. Let me know you still care.
One Lord, one faith, one baptism. (Eph 4:5)
You're really hard up if you steal *this* tagline.
Forget RTFM - Call The Author At Home! (@ 23:45)
Blesss us and splash usss, taglinesss for my preciousss.
I am incapable of forgetting. Data.
I am Clinton of Borg...inhaling is irrelevant.
He's reading off a empty disk
Never let yesterday or tomorrow use up today.
Lore: Takes a licking and keeps on twitching.
Newspaper Ad: Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
...but have you tried PRUNES?
In the beginning I was made. I didn't ask to me made.
Two can live as cheaply as one what?
Compressed DATA!!! QWK..PKUNZIP him!!!! * Picard
The author is insane. Any opinions are those of Great Cthulhu.
Do you think there's such a thing as fate? - Tessa Noelle
lobster: A great excuse for eating a pound of butter.
- FOR MODERATORS USE ONLY - Do not write below TOP line
I've been out pursuing a path of alternate reality
URA Redneck if you ever woke up with Red Man in your hair.
URA redneck if your dad and you are both in the third grade.
Feminists detected on Line 1, Nuke em? (Y/N)
"Bother", said Pooh, as the pin fell out the grenade
It was all so different before everything changed.
Fatal Error: You're dead.
Jesus saves. Boojum invests. Cthulhu engulfs & devours.
You know what, Gary? I *H*A*T*E* that old TV show!!!!
Clinton - "East wing? Absolutely no! I need to TELL Bill
Why do politicians think it's federal money?
Gasoline and a match really can make a cat go WHOOOOFFF!
Microsoft Windows: From the makers of EDLIN!
"Sharing Indian Beverages" ─ by T. Fatto
I once heard a duck-tailed platypus quack...
Everything is actually everything else, just recycled.
Evil DM's continue to play out their dragons just for fun.
My other computer has Lwaxana Troi's voice.
If worms carried .45's, what would the early bird do?
computer chips, potato chips, what's the difference?
"Battle Axes" ─ by Tom A. Hawk
"Washin' the dog! Washin' the dog!" - Beavis and Butt-Head
THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!
Which will fall faster, our stock price or our planes?
Do you see the Pillsbury Dough Boy as a roll model??
MS-DOS: the Dwight D. Eisenhower of software platforms.
Generationing random numbers can not be left to chance.
That was then, this is now.
Deja Boo: Scared to death in a past life.
French Cars: Myra Neault
"Wanna see me make bubbles with my spit?" Wakko "Maybe later." Yakko
URA Redneck if your Christmas tree has a deer stand in it.
Draft dodger as commander-in-chief...only in America!
I couldn't care less about apathy.
Yo momma got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator.
There are other ways to challenge oneself? ■ Data
Of course it's safe. Go on in, I'll be right behind you.
Famous Last Words #31: "Mongols? I don' see no Mo-" <THWEEEeeeCHUNK!>
Let he who has not LEEEEEEEECHed cast the first stone!
Famous Last Words: You'll sic this army of swans on me? :) HAHA....
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
OXYMORON : At your convenience
What do BBSers make at summer camp? Taglines!
Bill Clinton & Al Gore--(C) 1992 Walt Disney Animatronics
Somehow, I'd feel more secure with a little less defence.
Sir! Klingon Bird of Prey decloaking! @#%^&* NO CARRIER
πππTagline copyright 1990.π2nd printing c. 11/21/90ππππππ
THE IMPERIUM BBS
What's Love Got To Do With It
Al Gore's new job: organizing Clinton lemon cookie sales.
Always remember to Pillage BEFORE you Burn.
C/C++: So simple a child could do it? Go find me a child!
Don't whine... the stains'll come out some day. -- Bone Gnawers
Nonsense, there *is* no such thing as too many taglines.
Best to avoid nightmare; Never argue with your spouse.
Why My Laughin' Sure Ain't Funny.
Def: Dilate: To live too long
███████████████████████████ <This tagline censored by a fundie>
Double-check the redundancy generator, will you?
Pirates, they're recking it for everyone!
<BEEP>...Tagline closed due to weather...
Random order = oxymoron
According to this table, I have +3 to damage. Does it kill the dragon?
Bits make bites, but nibbles turn me on!
I am Troi of Borg. How does assimilation make you feel?
If you we aren't allowed to be offensive, why bother?
Fatal error: sysop out of environment space.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)lame @TO@?
Yes, we have no bananas!
Helicopters: 25,000 parts flying in close formation.
You're lucky I don't cast you out, or smite you.... Q
Failure is never FATAL and SUCCESS is never FINAL.
I am Victor of Borg(e)... Prepare to hear funny music.
I know the answer's here somewhere ... qwertyuiopzxcvbnm
EROTIC.....Small bug from Europe
Yo momma hair so short she curls it with rice.
Freedom of speech is now mandatory!
Strike a pose, there's nothing to it...Vogue!
Windows: The banana peel of the electronic age
Detour - Tagline Under Construction.
SUPEROXYMORON: Government worker.
A
N
S
I
addict
"Four blocks north. If it's not there, eight blocks south."
"Fade Away" ─ by Peter Out
I wear the pants in my family, and they laugh at them.
"Au contraire, mon capitaine! HEEEEEEEE'S BAAAACK!!" - Q
Friends don't let friends drive foreign cars!
As funny as a trip though a hay baler.
ValeyarDOS 0.5: <A>bort <R>ant <P>opplewick
What's the matter? Clinton repealing Reagan's tax cuts?
"Spring" ─ by April N. May
Never wear earmuffs in a land of rattlesnakes.
"Bother," said Pooh, as auxillary control blew up.
What if Earth is another planet's Hell?
"Archery Made Simple" ─ by Beau N. Arrow
People are just going crazy over this vampire thing. - Stonetree
URA Redneck if you've ever bought a used cap.
Darth Vader! Only you would be so bold.
Juvenile delinquents are OTHER people's children
If puns are outlawed, only outlaws will have puns
DRAMS and Bill Clinton - Chips and Dip
The Conservative Candidates were elected, not the Conservative Agenda.
Genealogists do it with a computer.
"On `Star Trek', anything is possible." - Patrick Stewart
Unregistered Evaluation Tagline
Real SysOps turn off the ringer on their telephone.
"How about a tip?" - Yakko "No messages in the TAGLINES echo."
Aliens. Go fig. -- Dot Warner
AD&D Famous Last Words: Oooops...
I refuse to be intimidated by reality anymore!
Yo momma like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.
Time to take a ride it leaves today no conversation.
Death to the DeBeers diamond cartel!
The early worm has a death wish.
"He's a chicken, Dad! A giant chicken! He'll peck my eyes out!"
"Buildings burn, people die, but true love is forever." - Sarah
This end down, not up, Stupid!
Hillary Clinton: America's Eva Peron
Bother! said Pooh, and erased his message base.
The seabird hater left no tern unstoned.
Satyriasis: see also "Bill Clinton"
Student of the Harry Tuttle school of Revolutionary Plumbing.
religious-left: see secular-humanism; see also politically correct
Windows: From the people who brought you the 640K limit
Open the Windows and let the bugs in.
Who needs ANSI to be colorful??
A SysOp's Mind is a terrible thing to waste.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Bert posted again.
URA Redneck if you can burp the entire chorus of 'Jingle Bells.'
Borglibrarian: Prepare to assimilate another book.
My mail is so slow, the Elvis stamp gained ten pounds.
"Real wealth can only increase." - R. Buckminster Fuller
Beep, Beep... nope, not felix the cat...
Genius vs Stupidity: Genius has it's limits...
Def: FROG, (n): An amphibian with edible legs.
"S Novym Godom i Rozhdestvom Christovym!" - Russsian Christmas
Why is it good to be rational?
Ability without honor has no value.
I wasn't there; I didn't do it; you can't prove it.
Contents: One (1) Blonde. Flatteries not included.
Pardon Me, But Would You Have Any Blue Poupon?
"Davey Crocket, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland"
Dust bunnies threaten thousand points of light ─G. Bush
I Came, I Saw, I Left.
We want YOU McDonnell Douglas!!!
Rub a dub dub three dubs in a dub...
"It's not Cloister, it's Lister! Lister the stupid!" -- Lister
MOM'S HINT #123: When they leave home, you'll actually miss them.
Eschew and avoid redundant obfuscation.
"You can observe a lot by watching." - Yogi Berra
Stay healthy....eat your honey!
"Hellooo, Nurse!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Blue + Wave = Bluewave. Wacky, wacky, wacky!
GI: Ordering a chilidog to go. BI: Ordering one that makes you go.
Happiness is a Moderator who thinks like you do.
How much is that wookie in the window?
Megalophobia -- Fear of Large objects
I don't care if I'm a lemming, I'm still not going.
If they mention penguins, be afraid. Very afraid.
Yo momma so fat people use her dandruff as quilts.
"We bear a great attrocity." -- Devlin, True Brujah
Tagline under constru.......
"Rapunzel, Rapunzel!" ─ by Harris Long
Make me breakfast and perhaps I'll consider it - Troi
I am Q of Borg. I'm bored...
Did you really think that we could share all of eternity? - Janette
How can I fix it if I can't make it break?
I installed a sky-light. Now the folks above me are mad.
Doctors do it in the OR.
Oxymoron: Clinton Economics
OXYMORON : Quality construction
GOD is natural. Not supernatural.
DoubleSpace ■ Compressed itself out of DOS 6.21
If Clinton is the answer, the question must be stupid.
It is better to copulate than never.
Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but not this.
You are cool! (scroll down)ππππππππππππππππππππππππππNOT!
This tagline was missing, so I filled something in...
"Beverly Hills Cop: The slow, white version!" -- Crow T. Robot
URA Redneck if you have sunglasses that are mirrored on the inside.
Volume in drive C is INFECTED!
I think I have ran outta tag lines!
A fool and his money soon become a sysop!
In memory of what's-his-name.
New! Nabisco "Tits" -- betcha can't eat just one!
Oxymoron: professional amateur
Garfield's Eating Tip: Never eat anything that's on fire.
Whoop! Whoop! Open Sesame! Whoop!
It's a simple formula; do your best & somebody might like it.<Baker>
Star Trek II The Musical: The Rap of Khan
Def: Bachelor: A guy who has cheated a woman out of a divorce.
I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so. - Pinky
Why did god invent gentiles? Somebody has to pay retail!
Okay Kitty Cats, Read My Beak; No More Birds!
The information superhighway: paved with good intentions
"Bother," said Pooh as he entered the Badlands.
Dax/Odo '96. Leadership that adapts!
I wasn't always like this, Lieutenant - Picard
I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your hate.
If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft.
So many lawyers, so few bullets.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the AT's foot crushed Tigger and Piglet.
Those in charge of sacking this tagline have been sacked.
Bats? -- Worf
...on another tagline.
IF EXIST C:\WIN\*.* ECHO CALL IDIOTS ANONYMOUS: 555-DUMB.
I think my last .REP file included one of my feet.
People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
Clever father, clever daughter; clever mother, clever son
43% of all statistics are totally worthless !!!
LIQUIOR in the FRONT and POKER in REAR
Kirk's bedroom is a passion pit with electric sheets.
The brains of a house plant
It is double pleasure to deceive the deceiver.
It has many other uses as well. Allow me. ■ Worf
I didn't wake up grouchy... I let her sleep.
Better an ugly face than an ugly mind.
Why limbless wemen are better lovers: You can spin them.
Love is grand. Divorce is twenty grand.
Stable relationships are for horses.
Art is vision not expression.
It is hard to believe that even his friends like him.
Bill Clinton's new presidential theme song: Inhale to the Chief
Oxymoron = Long Island Expressway ...
Bankers do it with interest, but pay for early withdrawl.
TV Truth: A running woman will trip and fall.
Common BBS talk: HAPRD; Had a perfectly rotten day.
"Boys. Do they get better when they get older?" - Dot Warner
I can't think of anything right now....
Vy not vacation in Sveden this year?
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Vogons destroyed Earth.
Abandon all hope, ye who press enter here.
DM Advice: All dice rolls are whatever you want them to be.
You gotta play by my rules, It's my football.
<snore> <snore> Riker
Oxymoron: unusual routine
Ich bin ein Berlinium! - J.F.Kennedium
The PS/2! It's! Hummm, uhhhh IBM compatible!
Window Error:01C Uncertainty error. Uncertainty may be inadequate.
A rolling stone smashes objects in its path.
Kathryn Page ■ Kathryn Page
MADD - Mummies Against Damp Dungeons
All hail Lord Q, high lord and co-Moderator of the Tagline Continuum!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Lake Superior is frozen - take the short cut to Canada
Megahertz--when something is really painful
"Information Superhighway" anagram #1: New utopia? Horrifying sham.
And on the 8th day, God switched to QModem!
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people??
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (T)hrash the programmer?
"Bother," said Pooh as Eeyore fell into the pit of the Sarlacc.
Bother! said Pooh, as the sysop locked him out of the system.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack it
Everybody needs a purpose in life. Is this yours?!?
The fear of death keeps us from living, not from dying.
"Where! Where is cat?"--Runt
Windows=ice cream (ie. Hoggin' DOS)
PetaQ! That is my batleH, not a Ginsu knife! -- Worf
The person who takes this is a TRUE LEEECH!!!
If you are short of everything but enemy, you are in combat.
Fact need not be multiplied beyond necessity.
Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven.
"Maybe I should go..." - Odo "OH, no. STAY." - Kira
Friends don't let friends become moderators.
"Prepare for ludicrous speed!" -Dark Helmet
Beethoven was the first to do it with a full orchestra.
If it wasn't for EZ-RDR it would be hard.
U.S. Robotics HST DS - Go broke saving money!
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
Flanders of Borg...Hideho, it's time to assimilate neighb
It's 9 pm; do you know where your codpiece is?
Although he isn't as good as he was two years ago, now he's even better!
Liberal hypocrisy: accusing Bush/defending Clinton of lying.
A bad random number generator: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 4.33e+67, 1, 1, 1...
I may not always be perfect, but i'm always me!
The 60's weren't all failure, it's the 70's that stunk!
I'm going to plead temporary insanity. How about you?
Zombie Sitcom: BURIED...WITH CHILDREN
If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was butchered for his paws and liver.
NAK NAK NAKin' at Heaven's Door
@TOFIRST@'s thinks 'Doing A Clinton' is a 20's dance.
A Thousand Pints of Lite!
Real Programmers don't drink de-caf or lites.
Many things have I seen and many things have I done.
Loose nut on keyboard -- system halted
Scully: Mulder, you weren't at Woodstock.
Death has been proven to be 99% fatal in laboratory rats
New Clinton Health Plan: Take 2 aspirin and don't call me
Cthulhu Express: When it absolutely, positively has to be turned
Some thoughts are best guillotined before actions result.
Oxymoron: military intelligence
Those who live by the dragon die by the dragonlance.
It's too much work! It's boring! It's slow! -- Calvin
Consciousness: visualize whirled peas
Rasta just want to live in peace...get a piece...lots
(A)bort (R)etry (S)mack the frigging thing...
I can be a great disturbance in the Force....
Drink! for you know not why you go, nor where...
.drawkcab ni deggulp draobyek ym tog ev'I kniht I
He is so cheap, he quit golf when he lost his ball.
The Redneck National Anthem: "Gentlemen, start your engines."
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy.
TV Truth: All alien races look like deformed humans.
Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue. Galbraith.
who knows where you live.
Ensign, you may impress *me*. - Worf
Why are the most useless computer programs the most fun to write?
Female programmers get their bits twiddled.
Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.
1024x768x256.... Sounds like one MEAN sysop!
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Book (n): cat magnet, but only if you're reading it.
Hackers DO IT in less space.
"Before the dark ages, before, the Empire" - Obe Wan
"Ooops," said God, "I meant a BUD light..."
Look at all the follicles, Uncle Bert!
Babes perfer Hard Disks to Floppy Ones!
"Bother," said a time-travelling Pooh as he killed his own mother.
If you think it's buggers, but it's snot.
Bushydo--The way of the shrub. BONSAI!
Skin: Keeps insides in and rain out.
The Greatest Persuit of all is the Persuit of Why.
Divorce is not an effective deterrent to marriage.
You buttered your bread, now lie in it.
"A-wop-bop-a-loo-bop, a-wop-bam-boom." --Little Richard
Puns can groan on you
It ain't over 'til Milli-Vanilli sings!
For Sale: Slightly used message. Enquire within.
Oxymoron: lady mud wrestler
First the mind goes, but I don't remember what goes next.
Death never comes too late. <Irish>
"Bother," said Pooh, as President Clinton said kiss it.
Sysop: A person who likes watching others use his computer.
Smile! It drives the pessimists MAD!!
System going down in 45 minutes for kernel panic.
What does a fool do on Monday, go to work!
"Humans aren't good engineers?" - O'Brien "No, men." - Gilora
Conservative Rule #7: Blame it on Carter and Clinton.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Vader gave him to the Emperor.
Shalom rav.
For address, send a SASE to.....
Quick, fundie! Close your mind; something might get in.
Taglines! Watch! <Search Master File for INSANITY>
Bear takes over Disneyland in Pooh D'Etat!
I was born to speak all taglines and no matter. -- Tagspeare
Half a brick short of a full load.
I've felt better, but it cost more.
Muppeteers DO IT under a table or back stage.
I don't have ADD!!!! Now, what were we talking about?
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. I got 'im with the mower!
My IBM mouse likes a MS. She's no Genius.
Johnny was a chemist's son but Johnny is no more...
Any sufficiently ingenious fool is indistinguishable from a beta-tester.
Do you know how to keep a BBSer in suspense?
If you're coasting, you're going downhill.
"Bother," said Pooh, and filed suit.
"I decided to take a personal interest in your career. You're fired."
Never trust a pit bull, even one named "Fluffy"...
"Are you pretty?" - Yakko
But which one is the fatherboard?
Oxymoron: Vexation Exercise.
I am Kojak of Borg: Who loves to assimilate ya, baby.
* <-- Tribbles ½ ¼ ½ <-- Fraction Tribbles.
Bother! said Pooh, as @TO was assumed to be a lamer...
*I* didn't do it, the *computer* did it!
To err is human, to forgive is insane...
Unregistered Evaluation Copy -- <NOT>!
Oxymoron: justifiably paranoid
Define "normal."
"Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K..." - Monty Python
"Bother," said Pooh, as the others burned him at the stake.
Oxymoron: A truthful Republican.
This message will self-destruct in five minutes.
Choconiverous: Biting off the head of the chocolate Easter bunny first.
Do not meddle in the affairs of Vorlons,
Whip me, Mistress, whip me... OOPS! ...wrong echo.
Buccaneer: Very expensive corn on-the-cob.
CHURCH: A place where you encounter nodding acquaintances
I don't know about ignorance and apathy. Who cares?
"Can you pick up `LA Law' in that thing?" -- Skimmer
This communication link monitored by your Sysop
Love has no other desire than to fulfil itself. - Gibran
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it's a cat.
You may smoke...You may also burst into flames and die.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Factoid: Something similar to a fact.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he turned to the Dark Side.
Most political jokes get elected
Don't blame me--I voted for Socks.
URA Redneck if you entertain yourself for an hour with a bug zapper.
I didn't know it was impossible when I did it.
--T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E--
We're not corporate raiders or generals. -- Wisetongue
We are CPRS of Borg. CP, D&H, and SOO were assimilated.
"Experts tell you what can't be done and why." -- Heinlein
Mommy, did they have computers when you were little?
URA Redneck if your taxidermist bill exceeds your annual income.
A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
To see me laugh, press "CTRL"+"ALT"+"DEL" now.
Snowbank: An Eskimo lending institution.
May MichealAngelo never paint your screen.
being smart. I recommend pleasant.
Gotcha! Call Tagline Thieves Anonymous, 800-STEAL-IT
The meek are getting ready.
AGGHHhhh, 4 AM Already!
Don't you just hate when people verbify nouns?
1010011010 - the binary number of the Beast.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the tsunami hit.
Bimbob: A bimbo's boyfriend.
Put your cat in box, add postage and mark "Schröedinger."
MESSAGE (n): tagline carrier.
Hey everybody! @FN@'s buying the hockey tickets!
He's flying on one engine.
11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tagline.
I tried Unix but I couldn't get to greps with it.
Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations.
When I want your opinion, I'll read your entrails.
WHAT!?! Star Trek's on? %$#@#$ NO CARRIER
CTHULHU CALLS: And gets my answering machine...
\|/ ... \|/ ... \|/ Looks like it's time to mow the lawn.
"Just Say No" ─ by Will Power
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. L. Long
I'm coming to bed, honey....gotta run one more utility...
LAPD Motto:Treat you like a 'KING' - Rodney King
new oxymoron: final beta
"I have no idea, but apparently it's worth a billion dollars!" - Yakko
CFL: If it's not one Flutie, it's the other.
Die Hard: Without Any Clothes On.
Baseball, Hotdogs, Apple pie, NRA!
Life should come with a Quick Reference Guide.
Building Bigger and Better Hangovers
Just for a change, I woke my DOG from a sound sleep to go for a walk.
I say we ride down to @TOFIRST@'s and steal his tagline file.
Proud member of P.E.T.A. - People for Eating Tasty Animals
When I'm finally proclaimed Emperor, this will change.
Only in your dreams, Commander. - Troi
Def: Language: System of organizing/defining syntax errors.
"Gosh, that's the third motorcycle that's passed us." -- Janet
Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat.
You don't want to pay for abortions; I don't want to pay for churches.
My foot's asleep... I wonder what it's dreaming about ?
"Too late for a game of Stratego?" "22 years too late"
Oh, be QUIET!!!! hush!
Just do it! You can regret it later!!!!
BorgDos v1.0 - Irrelevant command or filename.
Feminizt's minds are closed for repairs.
GOTTA GO, THE ORDERLIES ARE ABOUT TO CHECK MY ROOM...
Four hours to bury a cat? Yes-it wouldn't keep still.
RPI cheer:e^^x du/dx,e^^x dx;sec,cos,tan,sin,3.14159...
"Bother," said Pooh, as Sheridan decompressed the airlock.
Famous Last Words #29: "It's perfectly safe. Let me show you..."
Luke Skywalker: Jedi's Honor - By West End Games
Confucius say: He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
And remember....If you can't beat it......Maybe she will!
Naaah, couldn't be!
"Oops." -- Richard Nixon
SwampLords of Trimaris--Death From Below!
"Lord Vader,you WILL show me some respect" Palpatine "Pfblt" Vader
But God TOLD me to use a GOTO.
Angels and ministers of tagline defend us! -- Tagspeare
To know is not to say. To say is not to know. Ya know?
No input .. No output .. NO CARRIER
Lie: I missed the bus.
Dispatch a subspace message: We have engaged the Borg.
"But Brain, we're not on the Internet!" - Pinky
DOOM ][ DEATHMATCH MODE: Reach out and KILL someone!
A Church is God between four walls. - Victor Hugo
elektromagnetische katzenklappe ist kaput!
We are the Borg. We need 1500 large pizzas. All will be assimilated.
Start mail download. Grab a beer. Watch some football: Multitasking.
Beam me to the star destroyer...whoops, wrong universe!
Spitwads are not free speech -Bart
Barney is a purple velociraptor, and he loves your kids!
Al Gore has it floored in neutral.
He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
Definition of Terror: A female Klingon with PMS.
They would put U in the zoo if they could C what U can do
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
I'm not as think as you stoned I am.
Oxymoron: no action
That worked! - Duncan MacLeod
Lean books are often larded with the fat of others' works
TV Truth: Good guys are always good looking.
"Odo, in a Hawaiian shirt, bungee jumping?!"--Tracy Hemenover
As a math atheist, I believe I should be excused from this.
"A Bestiary of Plant Eaters" ─ by Herb Avore.
"Do as you are ordered, and live." -- Drow Proverb
I do begin to have bloody taglines. -- Tagspeare
Forgot to pay his brain bill.
"Polka dot?" - Ministers "Not again!" - Dot
Remember that the mighty oak was once a nut like you!
"I will slash boondoggle projects" - Bill Clinton.
Paul warned of those who distort the truth in Acts 20:30,31!
I was waiting for the sign to turn green. - s.w.
Bother! said Pooh joining AOLers. 1"M NOW TYP1NG KEWL STUFF//!!!
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
"Either you buy me a bike or I'll get myself adopted."
"I don't have any hard feelings." John Wayne
Hell hath no fury like a democrat scorned.
Drive A: format failure, formatting C: instead...
Who's buried in Grant's tomb? On the next Geraldo!
BEWARE - Tagline Thief in this echo!
Everything in excess! Moderation is for monks. L. Long
If you try to be too sharp, you will cut yourself.
"I'm Someone Else" ─ by Ima Nonymous
How did you manage *that*, Connor MacLeod? - Dougal MacLeod
USES DOS,CRT,MOUSE,RAM,C:,PRN,VGA,EGA,ELECTRICITY
Where's Jim Powers when you need hymn?
Cthulhu fthagn! Cthulhu fthagn! Cthulhu fthagn! Oh, wow, that really...
Win95 = Amiga 85
The tagline I put here was too good ── sysop deleted it
Bother! said Pooh, as Kirk beamed him down in a red shirt.
It said "Insert disk #3", but only two will fit!!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he passed around the joint.
"@TOFIRST@ takes a weak third!"
The bird of war is not the eagle but the stork.
Oxymoron: honest politician
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Trall ate Owl.
Celebrate Earth Day <ad pd. for by Exxon>
Press CTRL+ALT+DEL To Continue Reading
Future, n. That period of time in which our affairs prosp
MAC -- Malfuntioning Apple Computer
OXYMORON : California champagne
Backup not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ire phasers
Def: Baby Sitters: Girls you hire to watch your TV.
"Blind faith in anything can get you killed." - B. Springsteen, 1985
"You're out manned, out gunned, and out equipped" - Riker
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet whipped him with ZîViding crop.
Atheist: A person with no invisible means of support.
The worst hatred is that of relatives.
Def: Masochist: Windows SDK programmer with a smile!
The town I grew up in had a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
"That'll be enough of that!" - Dot
Played poker with Tarot cards. Full house & 5 people died
Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist!
Be nice to Moderators. They hate that.
URA Redneck if you buy a new house and have to take the wheels off.
"Come out with your pants down!" - Beavis
My best view from a Window was through OS/2.
"It appears, Funboy, that the party has ended..." - The Crow
God loves you and he is going to send you to Hell.
"That's worse than `Sweatin' to the Oldies'!" - Yakko Warner
Nicest sound a cat makes: "Bump-Bump!!!"
NEWS FLASH: The Complete f&%k Y%$ Handbook has just been released!
"You shrink all the TV's and everyone gets all squinty-eyed?" - Pinky
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
He has a phenomenal grasp of the obvious.
Money is the root of all evil. Women need roots. - D. Trump
AbsorbWhatYouUse,DiscardWhatYouCan't,ImproviseWhatYouNeed
Those whom the gods would destroy, they first teach BASIC.
Route 666 -- The way of the Beast.
I am Moe of Borg. Come 'ere porcupine. Resistance is futile.
τh¡$ τåg£¡ⁿè mªδë ƒΓφm ΓΣç¥ç£ëδ Å$ç¡¡ çhåΓá¢τΣΓ$
Boy, when you miss a call, you don't do it small, do you? - Skeeve
How do blonde brain cells die? Alone.
From one feeler to another
I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
When fat, arrange self in slim pose.
Here is a Tagline for ya.
Cheap! Cheap! Really cheap! -- Crow T. Robot
Advertise your business here, and save!
New Borg Movie: Futility is forever.
Program run... Program crash... Programmer cry...
Forget the Borg! Give 'em Bill Clinton and AlGore!
"These Baptists are *stupid*, *stupid*, *stupid*.!" -- Ed Wood
Revenge is a dish best served microwaved.
Mommy, why is Daddy so pale? Shaddap and dig!
You're so stolid. You weren't like that before the beard.-Q to Riker
You're wierd. I like that.
"Mom, I'm on the phone!" - Katie Kaboom
"I like my species the way it is." - Worf to Locutus
I know you're in there, I can smell your brains.
Hillary, have Yeltsin call back, I'm doing Mr. Rogers.
Dog: one of the few creatures which will lick the hand that beats it.
"Shen Dan Kuai Le Xin Nian Yu Kuai." - Mandarin Chinese Christmas
Never mind the star, just get those camels off the lawn!
DM's don't lie, they just arrange the facts to suit them.
You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread blonde.
"The crow... the crow said don't look!" - Eric
Ban "assault" politicians!
Operator! Trace this call and tell me where I am!
Stop running in circles or I'll nail yer other foot down.
Just 'cause it won't work YOU think its buggy!
Ouch! And I mean it.
"That malfunctioning little twerp, he tricked my" - C3P0
Clinton Medical Dictionary: CAUTERIZE: MADE EYE CONTACT WITH HER.
"I can't drive 55!" - Sammy Hagar
"Bother", said Pooh as he loosed a mouse in Coronary ICU.
Phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht!!
Real sysops are surprised when they receive donations.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be...Ooooooo, Babes!
A wolf is a fox that brings flowers with him
Mac screen message: "Like, dude, something went wrong."
Avoid cliches like the plague...they're a dime a dozen.
Oxymoron: happy birthday
"Bollocks," said Pooh, being more forthright than usual.
How much tin can a tin can tin?
"Hey! It was free, asswipe!" - Butt-Head
This line is subject to tag wihout notice
"Why do I keep seeing that sadist?" "Beats me."
Bother! said Pooh, as the spaceships landed.
Why @TIME@? --Sisko.
Poor Dan is in a droop!
A filthy Data is Gunked, hosed down and sand blasted.
Oxymoron: One who has used too much acne goo.
Never lose your sense of the superficial.
Warning! Tagline thieves abound. See next message area for details!
Help! I have tagophobia!
BETA testing is hazardous to your health.
Ok, Sysops, Next week, we'll learn how to play the kazoo
Wiggle is side to side - Jiggle is up and down.
forehead on keyboard to format drive C: and wreck keyboard
And best regards to Captain Dunsel -- Commodore Wesley
Cooking Instructions: Preheat Microwave to 450 degrees...
Honest to God, Big Guy, I thought turkeys could fly! -H. Tarlick
I told my ex, Don't move, I want to forget you just the way you are.
Hayneedlestack
Nobody ever learned anything from a fatal mistake.
I think not, said Descartes... and promptly vanished.
Best file compressor around: DEL *.* (100% compression!
Figures don't lie, but fundies do for their own agenda.
You're still here? Go home! - Ferris Bueller
When 2 movie stars get married, their lawyers live happily ever after.
A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
Dumb: "We need safer guns and safer bullets."- Jocelyn Elders, 12-8-93
All the Who's down in Whoville, the tall and the small...
Pointless: teaching a dog to fetch boomerangs.
Starvation of unrich children is not my concern. Reagan
He's full of energy today. - Riker
Shudderbugger: Vacationing stranger who wants you to take his picture.
This tag brought to you by...they keep going and
Windows 95: Just another pretty program loader?
Have we degenerated to a nation controlled by lawyers?
It's starting to rain... .SQZ the animals into the .ARC!
"I'm in considerable pain." - The Brain
Moderatoritis: symptoms include swollen head and running mouth.
I will not belch the National Anthem -Bart
I'm not a crook! Nixon said resignedly.
Beware: I'm acting under the influence of human nature.
My shirts have hidden dirt "It's your dirt, you hid it!"
You're right, sir! I do Babble.-Data
Yo momma so fat she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"
Moderator's Murphy's Law: Take a vacation and s**t hits the fan.
Why do you think they call it find?
URA Redneck if you still believe that a man who types is a sissy.
I played poker w/ tarot cards-got a flush-5 people died
How do you light up a blonde's eyes? Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Arguing with a Moderator in public may be hazardous to your access.
Maybe your best was not kinky enough.
kill -9, do not pass go, do not collect $200.
I lined up all my taglines and they circled the earth - 10 times!
Mulder: That girl... -- Scully: Who? Jessica Hawn?
Brevity is the soul of taglines. Tagspeare, Hamlet
Doing it the hard way is always easier.
Oxymoron: simple calculus
"Why do they do what they do when they do it?" -- Mindweb
COBOL programmers wanted. (quick lighting pref.)
Format C: Kills software bugs dead.
The more I learn, the more I have to learn.
You love me so much you almost killed him! - Sara Carter
No no, Windows is not a virus! ... Viruses do something!
Its easier to kill when you strike from below. -- Shakespeare
Why do I do this? Money, lots and lots of money.
Real SysOps have a clock card.
"Bring me the sultry wench - THAT one - with the fire in her eyes!"
THREESOME.....Short for "Thirty-something"
Def: Acronyms: Tools for the profusion of confusion (TFTPOC)
Carpillary action: Enables water to move up a windshield.
My wife is 46. Gonna trade her in for two 23's.
Why am I picking up this echo on my VCR?
Oxymoron: Passive Reply.
I don't have an attitude problem--it's supposed to be like this.
URA Redneck if you call your spouse, "Cuz".
Thereisonlysomuchyoucansayusingjustfifty-sevenletters. Use Tag-X Pro!
Were there fewer fools, knaves would starve.
AD&D Quote: "C'mon DM, let's see some REAL monsters!"
******Tagline Has Been Cleared To Prevent Burn-In******
LANS and Tables and Bytes.............oh my!
The end of the world will occur this Friday at 3:00 PM,
Dyslexic atheists don't believe in Dog.
Watch for giant snowflakes!
To poldly bow air mobius gumby four: Trek on novocaine.
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
Shaka, when the walls fell.
"They are so old the legends only speak of their childer..."
Oxymoron: blameless lawyers
Animators do it 24 times a second
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH THAT!?!?!?!?!?!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slashed the ambulance's tires.
Friends don't let friends use Prodigy.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Warning: I accelerate my car for conservatives.
Cheerios: Hula-hoops for ants.
Seen it, pinched it, spent it...
Wasting time is an important part of living.
"That's a chain reaction," Tom said atomically.
It's not a person, damn it! It's a Borg! Picard.
Oxymoron: An honest politician.
You're not going insane. You're going sane, in a crazy world!
Cats. Earths most purrfect lifeform.
REAL men know where to come.
Silver and gold make even pigs seem clean.
Practice safe banking use latex checks!
Really BIG Bugs......with an attitude!!!!
I am positive that a definite maybe is probably in order.
The Toe that can be stubbed is not the true Toe.
Ginger's Port Limited: Home of the 85 meg messagebase.
Fatal error stealing tagline! Call Technique Computers
Smile :-) it will stretch your ugly face.
Cover me. I'm going to change lanes.
Def: Obesity: A surplus gone to waist.
Oxymoron: Aching Joys.
Ronald Reagan: The triumph of the embalmer's art.
Modems are G-R-R-R-R-REAT!!!
Oxymoron: war games
If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning!
Go go Gadget, Intel computer!
And on the eighth day Man created God.
I am Agassi of Borg: Assimilation is everything.
Has anyone found my marbles?
For Sale: Dehydrated HO - $14 per quart
That's the trouble with heroics- they seldom run to schedule.
Edmund's cure to forgetfulness is...err...uhh..hmmm...
"Hey, who the heck ordered this Monolith?"
I don't use Taglines.. They get me in trouble!
Sysop - A guy who likes watching others use his computer.
One finger is all a real American needs.
"You had no claim on that vessel" - Picard
Braindead and loving every minute of it!
"I think the cartoon just started." - Yakko
Toys in the attic
LSD will make your CGA screen display 16.2 million colors
I study the three 'R's: Reagan, Rush and Republicanism.
Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a tagline.
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
A blind man teaching a robot to paint? -- Riker
Never mind the dog, beware of the owner & fecal deposits.
"Another dream that failed. There's nothing sadder."-Kirk
"Hello? Am I alone in here? This is voodoo..." -- Mike Nelson
"You think the two of us can handle a drunk Vulcan?" McCoy
Remember what you've forgotten to... I forget.
A moderator has no friends or enemies.
Been there, done that, got the T-Shirt...
On think we can't use the option 'FILE ENCLOSURE'
"Bother," said Pooh, as Kanga sneezed in his honey pot.
Computer not found! Please notify tagline!
BBS Lingo: IBARFT; It's been a real fun time.
Mind Over Your Massive Mouth
"I suggest a new stratagey R2, let the Wookie win" - C3P0
Programmer's holiday confusion: 31 OCT = 25 DEC
Innocent, but still trying!
If I only had one more teragigadactylbyte...
I'm not paranoid - that's a rumor spread by my enemies...
How do they get Teflon to stick to the pans?
A tribble a day keeps the Klingons well fed.
Oxymoron: mini-firestorm
Aha! Caught you lurking! So that's who's been stealing my taglines!
Grep me no patterns and I'll tell you no lines.
Jumbo shrimp = oxymoron.
SHIN: Device for stopping pucks.
A Polaroid is a poor excuse for a light meter.
Modems... reach out and BYTE someone!
This is a chain-line! You know what to do...
Can you do the Picard Maneuver in an Isuzu?
It's hard to be humble when you're on a fixed income!
Fonts? I don't need no stinkin' fonts... :-)
It's enough to write text. You want a tagline too?
Nobody in RIME management has ever told me that
Tale of a tagline thief: I came, I saw, I swiped.
"Are we dead?" - Dot "Or is this Ohio?" - Yakko
"Brilliant...Genius...Best message of 1991!" N.Y. Times
Go away, you've annoyed me enough today!
"We can't repel assimilation of that magnitude!" - Ackbar of Borg
I Chaste Chastity until she was chaste no more.
Oxymoron: Half-word.
NEW from Franklin Mint: America's Best Beloved Taglines
"Grab your partner and do-se-do!" - Yakko Warner
Just what chicken and which road are we talking about?
Long live the Rebel Alliance!
"UUhhh, no thanks. That won't be necessary." - Butt-Head
Bones, I hate your #@!*% human guts. Discussion?
Groucho of Borg - "Say the secret word and you'll be assimilated."
Read enclosed instructions carefully before opening.
Air pollution is a mist demeanor.
INFLATION is when the BUCK does'nt stop ANYWHERE.
So @FROM@, put your taglines online!
This hand to tyrants...this finger to Bill and Hillary!!!
Excuse the spelling, I have been snorting to much code.
Whenever I use Elvis stamps, I have my hound dog lick them.
There's a foot at the end of each of my legs. Is it luck?
I AM RELAXED! - Worf
Confucius say, He who chases car will get exhausted.
Pour the crimson in me, Jimson.
The weak enslave themselves
Remember, you don't have to be smart to be a Sysop. <Jym Fox>
Shabon Spray! Akuryou Taisan! Moon Tiara Action!
"Don't think; let the machine do it for you!" - Berkeley
Def: Grippe: A suitcase for carrying flu medicines.
They're going to call this the Hill/Billy administration!
A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing...
If I shoot a mime, should I use a silencer? - s.w.
May all your relatives move in with you.
Bill Clinton: the EDLIN of presidents.
ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!! ... Tension breaker, had to be done.
Is there life before coffee?
BBS Lingo: BHIELL; Big Huge Insane Evil Lunatic Laugh
AD&D Famous Last Words: Magic users are WIMPS!
Dahmer meals: Penis Butter Sandwich; Johnson-Bill Brats
Calvin, we will not have anatomically correct snowmen!
AIDS = A**holes Is Dangerous Stuff!
How to name it Heaven, if my cats are not there?
Couldn't repair the brakes, so we made your horn louder.
Thhhhis kkkkkkkkeyboard is too sssssensitive.
Sacrilege: Anything damaging to things sacred, especially truth.
Bureaucat: A kitty who sleeps on your undies.
Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty. -Jefferson
Why can't you see things my way?
"Go..Go..Godo watch him Go Go Go.."
Try Milk of Amnesia - when you need to forget.
You got the DEAD one baby uh huh!
Dynamic linking error: Your mistake is now everywhere.
9 out of 10 Rottweilers prefer Jehovah's Witnesses.
Are you Popin' Fresh? P. Doughboy
Cthulhu sleeps at R'lyeh, but It vacations in Cascadia.
What is wanted is not the will-to-believe, but the
Hallelujah! The Moderators are double teaming 'em!
Would small blue hackers call CompuSmurf ???
Make like a Tom and Cruise.
Myth #1: The computer only does what you tell it.
You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
I am Drunk of Borg. Resistance is floor tile.
Moses drops back...throws to Jesus...Jesus SCORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Transporting really is the safest way to travel -- Geordi
"Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sysop" - John Le Carrier
What if all this were real?
Bill Clinton: the Milli Vanilli of presidents
Immoral Majority Charter Member.
Mr. Worf, set statements on disintegrate. Aye, Sir!
Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minifis
But Honey, you NEED VGA for Dbase management!
If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of others!
"Gosh, I bet that dragon bite really smarts!"
Taueret, Goddess of Childbirth and Nursing.
Subvert your friends. Worship your enemies. Be happy.
Happiness is the Moderator's face on a milk carton!
"Bother," said Pooh as the train approached and the ropes wouldn't break
"Running a Level-One tagline diagnostic, Captain" - Geordi
Call me crazy! I can live without ICONS!
A good name is more desireable than great riches...
Oxymoron: Christian education.
:)---Holly--<--<-@ <tm> (c) @YEAR@, Holly Sullivan
What youth deemed crystal, age finds was dew.
I am *not* a Borg, by Jean Locu... um, that's *Luc* Picard.
Bother! said Pooh, as he said "Bother" again.
Beware of quantum ducks. Quark! Quark! Quark!
Great! My birds have been cashing my reality checks again!
When waking a dragon, use a very long stick.
Loose wire to headset/ringer.
"Drink doctor, eat sister, cook Mr. Bertenshaw, nurse me!"
"Bother," said Pooh, as the alien burst from his chest.
"Bother! said Pooh, as he got splattered all over the Taglines.
And God said, "I'll buy a vowel."
If life is just a bowl of cherries, throwing pits is okay.
"Stubborn, Kirk, stubborn!" Mudd
Slugfest: An escargot cook-off.
Window Error:014 Nonexistent error. This cannot really be happening.
Not a real tagline, but an incredible soy substitute.
CFL Fans like it longer, wider and faster!
During your life, always be ready to abandon your baggage.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)hut-the-darn-thing-off.
I'm Bubba of Borg. Y'all fixin' to be assimilated.
Great procrastination tagline, maybe I'll steal it tomorrow...
Unless you can see black then white has no meaning
bad or missing sysop
War on Drugs? Bomb R.J. Reynolds.
If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?
Strategy for the 90's - Invest in Negotiable Blondes
Author of "Lead, follow, or get outta the way."
CTHULHU CALLS: and orders a large pizza with anchovies...
Oxymoron: Cabinet Government.
OOOPS!... I just tried to steal my own tagline....
Confucius say: Man fly upside down have crack-up!
When trapped on a hostile world, it helps to be hostile. -SLR
Did ya hear hockey's starting tomorrow night? "NO!" Neither did I!
I could have beaten you in 20 moves - Riker
Real SysOps make their own ANSI welcome screens.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (L)oad virus now?
WHAT HAS REALITY EVER DONE FOR ME?? IT MADE MISERY REAL!
Beyond this place there be dragons! -Picard
Nothing increases your golf score like witnesses...
Don't eat spam.
Bother! said Pooh, as he launched a salvo from his MLRS.
Tagline not found: (A)bort (R)etry (T)ype one in? T
Dis Tag Stole From Da Gotfather's on Stash
6.02x10^23--Just another Number
RADIOACTIVE: if you can read this you're sterile
Is MobyTurbo a Fast Whale?
Hackers DO IT with quick sorts.
"I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. Can you say `assimilate'? I knew you could."
Kosher tires -- stops on a dime, then picks it up.
Q: Why do Blondes have T.G.I.F. on their shirts? A: Tits Go In Front.
The ship of state is the only ship that leaks at the top.
STAMP OUT DOPE! IMPEACH CLINTON & GORE!
My income always looks bigger coming than going
Schizophrenic ? Who - us ?
A vice is a taxable virtue.
Advice is a dangerous commodity.
The cinema is not a slice of life but a piece of cake.
Oxymoron: Dumb Blonde (no, that's redundant).
In WW III, all men will be cremated equal.
Clinton's Gift to us....$1.1 trillion MORE debt.
MIPS -- Isn't that a Conehead swear word?
What if the universe is just a rigged demo?
I'd rather dance with the cows til you came home.- Groucho Marx
Acid consumes 47 times its weight in excess reality.
"There are always alternatives." Spock, The Galileo Seven
I know it all. I just can't remember it simultaneously.
CA, the Granola State - What ain't fruits is nutz.
Absent in body, but present in spirit. - 1 Corinthians 5:3
Vagrants do it everywhere.
The sign said, "SLOW CHILDREN"... how sad for the neighborhood!
Bother! said Pooh, as he couldn't think of a Tagline.
Bad taste is timeless.
OVERDRAWN? What the hell?, I still have checks left!
My Rage feels good. His blood tastes better. -- Mari Cabrah
Previous tagline should have been here.
Bill Clinton propositioned this tagline.
Clinging onto life by the skin o' my teeth!
Dragons again? I activate my +6 Surface-to-Air Missles
Your tagline delivered in thirty minutes or it's free.
SYSOP: The person in whose hands you place your life.
Why for ARJ thou still using ancient Programs????
Don't worry, be happy.
Anime Excuse #718: Cooking with Ryoko. |-p
Sometimes I think we're just cannon fodder for the game of life.
Choir boys do it unaccompanied.
I thought you wanted me to help you go -- Geordi
Why does the other line always move faster?
Borgus & Butt-head: "Huh huh You said assimilation!"
Anger conquers when unresoved.<Anonymous>
Great minds think alike, but so do ours!
Make like diarrhea and run.
How come our cat runs the house but pays no bills?
URA Redneck if your second car is a tractor.
Star Trek Continuity ERROR: (A)bort, (R)ewrite, (I)gnore?
Morris dancing is an exercise in fertility.
"Mommy" here's the Fish you wanted, wheres the Bag?
1812: Page your sysop at 3am and learn new words...
in front of all your friends.
Do you mind if I hold the phaser? - Lt. Valeris
...you'll stay in detention 'til you cheer up and smile!
DUCK (noun): National Bird of Iraq
Programmers never die, they branch off to a new address.
Purple Heart - Enemy Marksmanship Medal
Nietzsche is pietzche but Sartre is smartre.
Oxymoron: Rising Deficits.
Be fruitful and act like a human bean!
"Lt. Yar, you are naturally blonde!" - Data
int FAR PASCAL WinProc ( ETC, ETC, ETC, ETC, ETC, ETC )
(bending pop-can tab over a penny) Look! A Bill Clinton Money-Clip!
Anything good and useful is made of chocolate.
I LOVE my country, but I FEAR my government.
"I'll race you! One lap around the planet!" -- Runaway
Only a fool follows orders without knowing why!
The Godmother never sleeps
Robert A. Heinlein Memorial Taglein
I swear, lad, cats have nothing on dragons for cussed inquisitiveness.
We ask advice but we mean approbation.
"Where's that damn dragon?" - Kitty Pryde
Scientific Method: A useful logical fallacy.
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
If at first you don't succeed; Blame Microsoft.
Batteries Not Included!
Magic: applied coincidence
Always question Authority; oft venal and rong
I want a new duck!
Life is like a box of chocolates, fundies are turds mixed in the box.
There's an Arizona Cardinal in the End Zone?...must be a Safety.
This tagline is SHAREWARE! To register, send me $10
Press <ctrl> <alt> <awake> !!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIODE: What happens to people who don't die young.
Time Flies Like the Wind, House Flies Like sh!t.
Why, I oughta ... !
FIDO lie #XVIII My sysop enjoys reading all my posts.
The word of the day is LEGS, spread the word
Super-sado-masochistic-expialidocious!
Clinton: from 60's flower child to 90's blooming idiot!
Sorry Mr. Moderator, any subsequent traffic will be netmail.
"Watch your back, homie." - Beavis
trivial compared to what they destroy to get it.
Another visitor...stay a while...stay FOREVER!
What are you doing? The message is over, GO AWAY!
"Bother," said Pooh, as his plastic love doll exploded.
Oxymoron: Trial Learning.
OK! OK! I'm just learning...
"I'm heavily armed, easily bored and OFF my medication..."
"We have stolen a small Imperial shuttle." - Crix Madine
We are born naked and hungry... it's downhill from there.
OIC....................Oh, I see ...
Wanted: Sysops. Some assembly required.
Commit random kindnesses and senseless acts of beauty.
"Now, for the last and most intense move..." - Butt-Head
Fisherman catches calendar: reeling in the years.
Try this tagline, free. No salesman will call.
I can well be hang'd as tell the manner of it.
Oxymoron: Solipsists of the World, Untie.
I'm a figment of my sysop's imagination (and pocketbook)!
Je suis Jean-Luc Picard. Avez-vous des Poupon Gris?
If the fundies won't be there, hell can't be that bad!
Oh mama mia mama mia MAMA MIA LET ME GO!
Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?
"In retrospect, not my brightest inspiration."
I'm gonna learn ya my philosophy.
The ripest fruit falls first..
DM Advice: The rules shouldn't.
Chain Tagline - Stolen 385 times - Add to # when stolen.
Love is a great beautifier.<Alcott>
The axe swung, blood droplets flew, & the warrior laughed
Why can't your biological clock come with a snooze alarm?
Brought to you by ALLGONE-REP
Never drink whisky on an empty ulcer!
If law school is so hard to get through why are there so many lawyers?
Bother! said Pooh, when he deleted his message base.
-- Nietzsche predicts Usenet
Conan the Librarian .....
Throw keyboard out window to continue.
"We'll find a way around it." - Bill Clinton on the 4th Ammendment
America is a tune. It must be sung together.
This virus requires Microsoft Windows.
Fundamentalist (n): modern day Pharisee
Greetings, honored and highly steamed Moderator!
* <-- Tribble <-- Tribble with a cloaking device.
Def: IBM: Inertia Breeds Mediocrity
Ha, ha. Our cats would kill us in our sleep. <Larry>
He that denieth the faith, and is worse than an infidel. - Tim. 5:8
What is virtue today may be vice tomorrow.
And just what are you planning to do with that ferret?
SLEDGE-O-MATIC: For life's most difficult problems.
Caught the bluewave, no life preserver, dang near drowned!
I'm not paranoid, it's a rumor started by my enemies!
I almost stole a tagline! I'm so ashamed!
All the Borg left were these self-sealing stembolts.
The world's coming to an end. Log off and leave in an orderly fashion.
Windows: Your brain on drugs.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
We don't need no stinkin' badges - IRS.
Yo momma got three fingers and a banjo.
Around here we do *precision* guess work!
With all the important issues of the day, why the media focus on O.J.?
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?" - Monty Python
Drummers do it with rhythm.
URA Redneck if you go to family reunions to find a date.
"It's 'Judge Q' to you." - Q
CAUTION! This Tagline offensive to some audiences.
Windows is just a big virus.
Vamoose, ya little varmint! Data
Instant Human: Just add caffeine.
Change the original, then the original is not original an
"Bother," said Pooh, and called in an air strike.
There are no "Scots-Irish" food booths at foreign culture exhibits.
Look, Mom: #$%^$%^wertnmg... NO CARRIER
Honey, PLEASE don't pickup the püÇé╖╕╣╛┐└├╟╚╔╩
That blast came from the Death Star! That thing's operational!
We drive on parkways and park on driveways
Def: Genealogy: Tracing descent from someone who didn't.
A simple handshake would have sufficed.--Picard
"Bother," said Pooh, then he pulled his 9mm and wasted the intruder.
Profanity--It's not just for Windows users any more!!
Lawyer: a cat who settles disputes between mice.
From Waharoa to Auckland....
Health is the slowest rate at which one can die.
Bother! said Pooh, when @TO's microwave exploded.
Has this conference been sprinkled?????
::: ::: ::: - dice of the beast
Be careful of what you dream, it might come true.
JABBER... The Lean, Mean, Reading Machine...
"Other than that, Jackie, how was the parade?" - Bill Clinton
You are the IRS--you have the power to terrorize!
Role-players do it for the experience.
Hobby? HOBBY??? Newbie Abusing is a PROFESSION!!!
"How wise are they that are but fools in love!" Cooke
Confucius say: Man who drive like hell bound to get there!
Real Users hate Real Programmers (and vice-versa).
If it feels good, don't do it.
"Okay, who ordered the Mount Bellyache Chocolate Ice Cream Sundae?"
Deja Tue: The feeling that this is the second time you've been there.
Anything you say will be distorted and remixed and used against you.
When in a hurry, why are all traffic signals red?
"I Hate Housework" ─ by I. M. Laizee
Great Storm Thor, but how are your Nintendo scores?
Buffalo Bob of Borg - "What time is it? Assimilation time!"
Fair is foul, and foul is fair. - the umpire
Who needs a COP when we got a MARSHALL?
Support Mental Health Week or I'll kill you.
The quality goes in before the tagline goes on.
Bite me! It's Fun! <MST3K>
I'm not old, I'm chronologically gifted.
PLAY BALL: Last 2 words of the national anthem.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slaughtered innocent Jawas.
I program, therefore I am.
"Tell me I'm crazy." "Mulder, you're crazy!"
Modem in haste, repent at Moderator.
Artificial Intelligence: A Blonde dyed Brunette.
Lorena Bobbitt's making a movie: "Indecent Disposal."
If life deals you a bad hand, asks for a reshuffle!!
My other computer is a Commodore 64.
No son,we used Windows to slow down games on 486's!
Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants in the driveway.
Life is just a figment of my imagination.
Its not the size of ship, but the motion in the ocean!
Dr.McCoy diagnosing Jethro Bodine: "He's dim, Jed."
I invest in Negotiable Blondes.
.SDRAWKCAB DELLATSNI MOR YALPSID TXET :RORRE
Def: Clinton: Why the White House should have a twit filter.
Four out five people think the fifth is an idiot.
No shirt, no shoes, no replies
Call out the vice squad! Someone's mounting a disk drive!
I don't suppose that would work with people. Riker to Crusher
I wrote this tagline all by myself.
Yes, some of us DO read these stupid taglines.
Windows Error #F99 - CPU too tired to continue...
On the cutting edge of software evolution...
"Now *that's* comedy!" -- Slappy Squirrel
PATIENCE-A Virtue That Carries A Lot Of Wait
Honk if you love Tag-X Professional!
What is the True meaning of DOS?
"They're all dead. They just don't know it yet." - The Crow
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
Redneck: your nephew's wife calls you "Cousin", too.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (W)hat the **** happened?
Tagging this tagged tagline... wait 30 sec's until it's r
Men... Pat their tush and they'll do all your bidding.
Nothing like the smell of Inferno Rounds in the Morning.
Data and Tasha, when the bulkheads shook.
I wonder why Pepsi dropped Michael from their advertising?!
When all you have is sour cream, every problem looks like a potato.
"Save it for the Jack LaLane show!" - Slappy
In a bad mood? Threaten bunnies!
Who is this Waldron and why is he decompiling your code?
The best place for BOONDOCKS information is right here!!!
Oxymoron: acne cream for a geek
Real Programmers roll up their shirt sleeves - if any
My terminal is a lethal teaspoon.
Oy! Rocky! Vatch me pull a Rabbi out of my hat!
"Mele Kaliki Maka." - Hawaiian Christmas
Few things are more dangerous than an Astara with low blood sugar.
Worf, assemble your security team in the sickbay.-Data
Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.
Something has gone horribly wrong, here.
It's the 90's. Computer theft is a growth industry. - Duncan MacLeod
A bachelor lives like a king and dies like a beggar.
You want me to raise Alexander? - Troi to Worf
Brought to you by the letters P & R
Stagecoach -- Drama teacher
Aha! I caught you reading Taglines again.
"Mooo!" "A chicken." "Oh right! Cluck cluck cluck!" - Pinky/Brain
"No Ensign, you may NOT tap my commbadge for me." -Troi..
Oxymoron: Shortcut.
Oxymoron: Totalitarian Democracy.
Having blessed the field, his Buffalo fades..
Scotty is smoking the dilithium crystals again, Jim.
There's a ghost of a chance to find someone to love.
D:\PROGRAMS\FAULTY\TRASH\SICKJOKE\WINDOWS>
Needed: new search routine for organic memory module!
The world was a perfect place, then came EVE.
"I couldn't *find* any traps."
Taglines Anonymous: Twelve easy steps...
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
There's Klingons on the starboard side...
Draw pupil's lip upward.
"Have you got a smoke alarm I can switch off while I'm cooking?"
Exploding Piglet Falls Out Stupid Window...GIF 11
Def: Deja Brew: We have all been Beer before.
If it's coming out in '97, why is it called Windows 95?
Everyone loves a moose; they just may not know it.
Failure is never fatal, success is never final.
I don't tan. I don't burn. I implode. - Nick Knight
Where are the Moderators when we REALLY need them?
I will not show off. --Bart Simpson.
Baruch Mordechai hayyehudi!
Who says we don't discuss important stuff here?
At last I'm organized", he sighed, and died.
Burn out the days. Burn out the nights
Congrats! You are now the proud owner of a tagline!
OXYMORON : Industrial park
URAT, a dead one, if you can't fool the Borg with your Picard Maneuver.
I quite fear that it was all in your mind.
"I don't think we should go back in there, dude." - Butt-Head
All seriousness aside...
Holli Would if she could.
You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.
We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.
God, in creating man, overestimated his ability
Birds are trapped by their feet, people by their tongues.
Beer bottles and blondes are both empty from the neck up.
"Humph! Bugger off!" -- Dwarven Proverb.
Pretend to spank me, baby -- I'm a pseudomasochist!!
Fresh out of smart comments
Life can be profitable, if you know the odds. - Riply
"But where does the water buffalo fit in?" -- Vladmyr Tethosh
Yes, I do Windows (3.0)...
I am Alzheimer of Borg! Prepare to... uh... er...
Boy, that thunder sounds clo@$#%^%#$^NO CARRIER
James Brown: "I've fallen, and I can't get down. . ."
"My agent's going to get an 'Oh,oh' upside the head!" - Slappy Squirrel
When I was a kid, I was an imaginary friend.
Yo momma like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw!
Do what you will with this tagline, just don't bother me about it!
Do you smell pinacoladas? - Natalie Lambert
Deja Phew! It still stinks the second time around!
"So, Mirror, who's the cutest?" - Dot "You are, Dot." - Mirror
"We are what we pretend to be." - Kurt Vonnegut, JR
Even the blind can see money.
Focus On the Family; "McCulture" at its very best!
Silence is more eloquent at times than words.
Be careful with water - it's full of Hydrogen and Oxygen!
In the suitcase on the left you'll find my favorite axe
A statesman shears the sheep; a politician skins them.
In a perfect world, the moon would be full more often.
"I've never beamed up 400 tons before." - Scotty
New Borg Movie: Borg in East L.A.
URA Redneck if you've ever shot anyone for looking at you.
- BBSing: Files, folks and fun.
Bill Clinton: Fool? Coward? Liar? President?
"Clothes for Germ Kings" ─ by Mike Robes
I write between these illuminations.<Braverman>
Oxymoron: divorce court
Emperor of Borg: Now, young Jedi...You..Will..Be..Assimi
Does a medical book have an appendix?
God said, "Let there be crap"... And Windows appeared!
"This tagline has no honor!" - Worf
Conservative idea #4: Reduce taxes on rich = trickle down prosperity.
"Dear Santa. Hello! Ha ha Narf!" - Pinky
Believing any politician won't raise your taxes
Off like a meat cake in a vegetarian's wedding.
"Bother" said Pooh, as his ass caught fire.
Who will buy my wonderful taglines? All quite new, just stolen today!
I worked hard to get like this and I'm not changing.
The backup's not over till the FAT table sings!
Borg Pepsi - Pepsi is irrelevant.
If you can't create it--respect it.
A fool with a tool is a well-equipped fool.
Never say, "I'm game", at a meeting of the NRA.
Honest teacher! A virus really DID eat my homework!
"Serutan" spelled backwards is "Natures"
"Collaborators. Not even the Ferengi would do that." -- Odo
The NRA stands for CRIME PREVENTION and FIREARMS SAFETY! JOIN US.
The Kurgan, he is the strongest of the Immortals. - Ramirez
EMS + DLS = TLA
Oh let's not go there, it's such a silly place
Got any taglines I could steal?
Limit Congressmen to 2 terms.... 1 in Congress 1 in Jail!
"Will you two shut up? I'm trying to be ill!"
SDS: Stardock Systems. Lowest Prices!
He says a thousand pleasant things, but never "Adieu."
Oxymoron: Simple System.
BEEEEEP: This has been a test of the Emergency Tagline System.
A fail-safe circuit will destroy all others.
Is that Pee Wee Herman in the Barney suit?
Def: VaporHelp: Verb; {call MicroSoft Tech Support}
Why do I get the feeling that this is a setup?
One hundred hairy bugs in the code, one hundred hairy bugs....
Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
AHH! Thats better...piece and quite...
Objects in taglines are closer than they appear.
C sick and sh shocked.
Chemists do it in the fume hood.
What you feed, grows. Plants, Children, Love, Hate, Fear.
Clinton tax shelter: Don't pay until you get caught.
Oxymoron: Regular Random.
Rimmer, you can touch things! Why do you think I was so late!
Make my day, kill a GUI today.
Buddhist asks for hotdog: "Make me one with everything".
The prisoner goes downstairs, said Tom condescendingly.
C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\COMPUTER\FRY
OXYMORON : Petty theft
Who do you think gave it to Guinan? - Picard
Niether give place to the devil. (Eph 4:27)
Coup de grace -- French for lawnmower?
Nice Haircut, Slick!
#define while if
(C)ontrol (A)lt (B)ye
"Bother," said Pooh, as he composed Roo's ransom note.
When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.
I failed organic chemistry because of A.F. - Picard
Why can't phonetically be spelt that way?
Do Cheshire cats drink evaporated milk?
I have my Frosted Flakes hooked into my Serial Board.
"....then it would RULE!" - Butt-Head
Great. Just what we need. A manic bard who can't sing.
Poit. - Pinky Narf. - Brain
No taglines were harmed during the writing of this message.
Oxymoron: Noticeably Less Aggressive.
Fertile - having a green thumb.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Kwisatz Haderach ran to him with his pants down.
URA Redneck if you have more appliances in the yard than in the house.
I think we can handle the situation. - Picard
The UARTs won't take this speed, Captain!
GODISNOWHERE
This isn't brain surgery; it's just television.
Bother! said Pooh, one last time, as the Earth fell into the sun.
Cats are companions. Dogs are slaves.
"Good morning, darling." - Q to Picard, "Tapestry"
GET OFF ABNORMALLY WITH PCBOARD!
Inform Starfleet Command that we have encountered the Borg.
A cynic smells flowers and looks for the casket.
All I ask of a firearm is that it be reliable, accurate,
"Kill Ugly Processor Architectures" - Karl Lehenbauer
Oxymoron: almost always
The dog ate my .REP packet.
To Boldly Go...and get busted for indecent exposure...
The boss is always right.
I'm not a tagline addict. My husband hasn't left me yet!
Barney of Borg: Big Bird is irrelevant!
The proof is in the posting.
"We will crush them with the screams of toddlers." -- Wesley
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble Undergoing Mitosis
Don't worry, it's OK -- I'm sterile.
Catch the wave, or don't. See if we care.
Some is good, more is better. Too much is just right.
If you don't vote, don't complain...
Oxymoron: masculine logic
An elevator always smells different to a midget...
"I will have a cabinet that looks like America" - Clinton.
A bird in the hand is a big mistake.
Jesus said... "I am the Way, the Truth, & the Life"
Friends don't let friends use Windows.
Put your pecuniary wherewithal to your maxillary orifice.
Def: Army food: The spoils of war.
ARE YOU OUT OF MY MIND?
"To do is to be." --J.P.Sartre
What does it mean when your messages are turned into Taglines?
Howard Stern: Crucified by the FCC
You're a Redneck if: you have a rag for a gas cap.
Oxymoron: Liberal Scholar.
You must keep your sword well oiled in case you need it.
Catastrophe: Award for the cast with the nicest buns.
Got no love for politicians, of that crazy scene in DC
For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light. (Matt 11:30)
Proud member, Tagline Thieves Local 202.
Look! They have Cheez-Whiz!
I must admit it's a pleasure to be able to practice telekinesis openly.
Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it.
This fellow's wise enough to play the fool.
Part of the 57% that didn't vote for Clinton.
"Modesty died when false modesty was born." Mark Twain
I'm a Zen nudist--I'm naked in my own mind.
Help! I've crashed and I can't boot up!
OXYMORON : Happily married
I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
Windows? HA! C:\WINDOWS. DELETE *.* AH! That's Better <g>
Tagline, [n]: The meaning of life, in 75 characters or less.
Confucius say: Woman with cold hands have fire under skirt.
333: Number Of The 1/2 Pint Beast.
"He's as clumsy as he is stupid." - Darth Vader
Never stand between a dog and a lampost.
Penny for your thoughts.. Hey! I deserve change!
This tagline Çë┬'â contains Æì£ë subliminals.
Oxymoron: Moderate Liberal.
Humans are unusually attatched to their offspring. - Troi
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Boba Gump Thermal Detonators...
Raw cookie dough.
The Moral Majority is NEITHER!
History repeats itself, but each time the price goes up
If you voted for Clinton, you must have inhaled!
"I only wished we were as well balanced" - Riker
Life is NOT a spectator sport!
Get back at your enemies! Make them Sysops!
"The Stars Tell It All" ─ by Horace Cope
"Women and elephants never forget." Parker
Federal funding cuts! Pentagon reduced to Square!!
Call me Ishmichalek. (local joke)
Be alert! The world needs more lerts
No moderator? Lets chat about Windows!
But you can't let her drive! She's legally blonde!
The greatest literature is only a dictionary out of order
This message courtesy of Intel 80586 50/100 Mhz Prototype
"Are we good?!" - Geordi
Middle Age:Halfway between adolescence and obsolescence!
URA Redneck if your house moves and your 27 cars don't.
"Johnny, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
Def: Wart-hog [n]: The result of crossing a pig with a frog.
wheresthedamnspacekey?
"I'm so cool you can store meat in me." -- Zaphod
Do you have any taglines that I can steal?
Def: Pants: Trousers' country cousins.
"I don't have an agenda, Odo." - Sisko
WE'RE SORRY, REALITY IS NOT IN SERVICE IN THIS AREA CODE..
Check the dilithium crystals, we got us a cross-echo!
"I Like Fish" ─ by Ann Chovie
Arrrgghhh! The SysOp is picking on me&)#*@(($*^^NO CARRIER
I keep forgetting that rules are only for nice people
"Keep an eye on that orbit", Tom said watchfully.
Gold dragons are *real* greedy.
"A lighter Dark Beer" is an oxymoron
He who lives by the sword kills those who don't.
Water taken in moderation, cannot do very much harm.
"I think so, Brain, but isn't @TOFIRST@ already married?" ─ Pinky
Member of the Legion of Decency....Retired.
Lead me not into temptation, I can find my own way.
I am Daffy of Borg. Yoooouuuu'rreeee irrelevant!
You learn something useless every day.
Def: Hollywood: A trip through a sewer in a glass bottom boat.
Catalyst (n.) An alphabetical list of cats.
"Amen" I call if I fill a cinema.
--==**> Real Programmers Practice Safe HEX <**==--
"Mr.Worf,you're the most beautiful sight I've ever seen"
Kick ass now, take names later.
If you can't innovate, litigate!
Dan Quayle: the EDLIN of Vice-Presidents.
2 wrongs don't make a right - but 3 lefts do!
Copper wire was invented by two lawyers fighting over a penny.
Skating on the wrong side of the ice.
Committee: A group which keeps minutes and waste hours.
Pity is the deadliest thing that can be offered to a woman.<Baum>
Random order is an oxymoron.
You will be held hostage by a radical group.
"We can no longer take your orders, Harry Mudd." Norman
He carries it well because he's usually right. - Riker
The game of hockey is never called off on account of lost blood.
"There goes our 3 bean salad." - Dot
The sad thing about Windows bashing is that it's all true.
ASCII and ye shall receive. GRASP and you get it faster!
Nobody notices when things go right, I'm always noticed.
1 more good thing about day Baseball games: Pre-empting Rush Limbaugh
New Windows v3.1: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
I am Yoda of Borg: Irrelevant the Force is
Moderators have seen it, ALL.
Is it a Barbara Streisand concert or a Bill Clinton campaign rally?
Stay within the lines ... the lines are our friends
Your twisted and sick, I like that in a person.
Getting the truth from Clinton is like nailing Jello to the wall.
OPERATOR ERROR: "Nyah, Nyah, Na Na, Nyah!"
Windows: Next best thing to sand in your hard disk
I'm Sgt. Porky Pig.
You're not a complete idiot, there seem to be parts missing
Oxymoron: a vampire named Dawn
Dolphins do it on porpoise.
Bidet? Try washing your whole body.
" Every little BYTE helps "
What, me? .BATs? V^^^\_ o^o _/^^^V
Sign on front lawn: "Free Dog Sh*t - U-Pick!"
My Canada includes Doug Flutie.
Trash drive C:? (Y)es (S)ure (F)ine by me
All I did was to spray paint: Cardies Go Home! - Kira
Houdeenie: Hot dog that falls through the grill and into the fire.
A smile is a window on your face that shows your heart is
Dog Gaskets: The black stuff that collects around an elderly dog's mouth
You forget, Jean-Luc, you destroy humanity. - Q
Be a man, dammit....leave the seat up!
Government of the people, by the lawyers, for the liberals
Citrucel: Tang with a BANG!
Not the Cheapest, The Least Expensive of Quality!
"Good morning! " is an opinion, not a greeting.
G-STRING.....Made of cat-gut for violins
I am Bart of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, Man!
So why did IBM go from PS/2 to PS/1???
"No road is ever old." -- Tasslehoff Burrfoot
"Ewww, you've been eating garlic!" - Dot
Funky bassists bust G strings.
"Duhh... I gotcha!" - Ralph the Guard "Duhh ... NOT!!" - Yakko Warner
"Careful. We don't want to learn from this." -- Calvin
"All my real skills are undervalued." -- Calvin
L.A.P.D. card deck: 51 Clubs and a Spade.
$$$$$$$$.$$$ not found: A)bort, R)efinance, B)ankruptcy?
I'm just here for moral support. Ignore the gun.
Meaning of life: <deleted for lack of drugs>
Newspaper Ad - Vacation Special: Have your house exterminated.
Avoid getting divorced - Stay single - Its cheaper
Support your Sysop. Send him your paycheck.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (Q)uit in disgust?
Only got one oar in the water.
We now return to our regularly scheduled flame throwing.
A man's home is his coffin -A. Bundy
Whoever dies owing the most money wins
This tagline contains a virus - DO NOT READ!
Knees buckle? Belt won't? Then you know you're old.
Life's a batch and then your hard drive dies!
Waiting for somedough
URAT, if you can perform the Picard Manuever in a minivan.
Monkey in a blender: Rhesus Pieces
How come my taglines are funny, but yours STINK?
Barney episodes we'll never see: "Barney's Favorite Sailor Songs."
BBS Lingo: URA; You Are A (e.g., Redneck)
Oxymoron: unbiased opinion
Cannibal: one who gets fed up with people.
Keep your eyes on the moving pendulum <<MOVING PEDULUM>>
WARNING! Tagline protected by Trained Attack Cat!
Life is so uncertain... eat dessert first!
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism
Our parents were never our age.
Can I go back to bed now?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog!
As one whom his mother comforteth, so will I comfort you. -Is. 66:13
"You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake..." - Han Solo
Condense soup, not books!
Radio Korea - the original seoul music station!
Clinton Cruise Lines. We're taking America for a ride!
Warning! This Tagline fails CRC check!
Thy taglines are useless, boiled within thy skull! -- Tagspeare
Disease can be cured; fate is incurable.
Emergency repair procedure #1: Kick it.
Tandy: You can buy better, but you can't pay more!
Incredible as it seems, my life is based on a true story.
If fish is brain food, why do they still get caught?
Bill Clinton wants to tax my *what*?
Time has little to do with infinity and jelly doughnuts.
I'd rather be aloft on dragon wings ...
You're a Redneck if: You tape WWF Wrestling while you're at work.
Beware of Dragons - For you're crunchy and good with ketchup.
Just in. UFO takes @LN@... More after the Hockey game.
I thought *you* did the backup!
COPY PROTECTION like GUN CONTROL punishes only the honest
Sorry, a fatal error has occurred. You're dead... Leeech
0.000666 -- The number of the microbeast.
DOT.EXE loaded. Attempting to act cute...
Religion──is a smile on a dog.
It's not that easy, Dawson. - Kalas
Taglines R Usπ Clearance NOW in process!
Lie: My wife didn't like it. (She says it's embarrassing)
You're no Starfleet Admiral, Q. -Picard
"I, uh, don't have any males. I mean, not yet." -- Kira
And that is how we know the Earth is banana-shaped.
The trodden path is the safest.
URA Redneck if your family tree has no branches.
Mommy! The Ascended Masters are TEASING me again!
Some taglines SHOULD be turned of)Uoo=<
"Bother", said Pooh, as he took out a contract on Bugs Bunny
As funny as a supernova up close.
"Oh. Well. That's different!" - Pinky
CANCELLED CHECK: a Czechoslovakian abortion....
Misery loves company, but she will rarely foot the bill..
"This is Worf, our security officer. Would you like to be
Nothing is forever, but a temporary tax increase is close
Paranoids are never alone.
Football players do it in the end zone.
Veja Du: The feeling that you have always been elsewhere before.
A sense of humor is mandatory when living with a cat.
Never underestimate the power of spoo.
Can I go to prison for this?
People who hate cats were rats in a previous life!
The Dragon Taxi Service - We will take thee... Anywhere!
If this is tourist season, what's the bag limit?
Don't talk to me until I've had my second cup of coffee
Internet Lie #3: Who needs moderators?
Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.
It takes 72 muscle to frown, 14 to smile. Stop being lazy.
Def: Diplomacy: Saying "nice doggy" until you find a gun...
Pray for Bill Clinton (see Psalm 109:8).
I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere!
Dumb Questions are better than smart mistakes!
Commercial radio, commercial radio, commercial r
A chicken is how an egg makes another egg.
"That's OK. We just wanted the oil." - Yakko
"My body has a problem conforming to my mind's wishes." - Troi
My taglines take big bytes!
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my C Drive?
If you see any marbles, send them to me. They're mine!
It is always safer to duck than to goose.
Bother! said Pooh, when @F takes the last hit from his grass.
Most men are influenced by a box, mines a 486
Night of the ZOMBIE modems
CONNECT 14400 ARQ/ OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK
"Addendum: The Warner Sister." - Dot Warner
"Nice door!" - Yakko "Faboo!" - Wakko "Nice hinges!" - Dot
"Reality" is for everyone except Conservatives!
Def: M.A.D.D.: Modems Against Display Drivers.
DAYCOUNT = DAYCOUNT + 1 : DOLLARCOUNT = DOLLARCOUNT + 1
Throw Axe! Throw Shield! Throw DWARF! - beserk Minotaur
I don't get paid weekly -- just WEAKLY!
Been reading those Illuminati conspiracy books again, eh?
VirusScan - Windows found: Remove it? (Y/n)
Wonder is the foundation of philosophy, ignorance the end
The last thing I saw was this big Blue Wave.
No one can stop an earthquake....Shift Happens
"What do you want to do tonight, Brain?" - Pinky
All cats are not gray after midnight. Endless variety--
Aeroma - Odor emanating from an exercise room after aerob
If you ain't where you are, You're no place
Don't mind me; I'm the designated drunk.
BorgTV: Your programs will be assimilated after these messages.
Self help for people who talk too much: On and On Anon
In 1992 I did the decent thing and deleted Windows.
Seattle Rain Festival - Jan. 1 to Dec. 31
Sanity is a state of mind and I moved out of state.
"Death is a health-care issue." -- Hillary Clinton
WWhhaatt ddooeess DDUUPPLLEEXX mmeeaann??
"Ships ahoy!" said Tom fleetingly.
Exploding Wizard Falls Out of Tower...GIF at 11.
"I've just nailed my legs to the table." - Mike
Let your tears come. Let them water your solu.<Mayhew>
MOM'S HINT #155: Tuck them in.
URA Redneck if you post "URA Redneck" taglines in the Tagline Echo.
LARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
You are so nerdy you wouldn't pass the Turing test.
They blew the Bronx away. . .
Beware of the power monging InterLink Moderators.
"Let's watch both!" - Dot
"That's a rather personal question, sir!"
Windows...It's Hamburger Helper for DOS.
Welcome back to square one.
She said I looked awesome. - Duncan MacLeod
Q: What do you call 32 Redneck women? A: A full set of teeth.
Puddy-tat's not so bwave in Gwanny's microwave!
The hard disk you save may be your own
I haven't lost my mind; Kosh has a backup.
Damn that television! What a bad picture!
Yo momma like a refridgerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her!
What part of "NO" don't you understand?
In a bad mood? Jam the pay toilet door!
Irishman's 3 wishes: 3 everfull bottles of Guinness.
Deja Pooh: The Feeling that you've read this pooh Tagline before.
No Brain, No Pain.
MILITARY cooks eat it.
Stick a fork in it and find out!
Windows Backup Started: Insert disk 1 of 38,544
Somebody got up on the wrong side this morning. - Riker
Don't sneeze near your hard drive; the virus may spread!
Dirty Harry of Borg: "Go ahead... resist us."
"All's well that ends well." -Poe "Bother." -Pooh
Here is a bilabial fricative just for you.
Nobody notices the big errors.
AD&D Famous Last Words: Barak? That's a stupid name for a barbarian.
Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he hacked up a hairball.
Fish punsters are always ready to SPOUT off.
InGoodShape := Copy(Beer,1,12);
Battle Creek makes cereal terminals.
"Bother", said Pooh as he donned his ninja uniform and killed Owl.
Billary...the first androgynous president!
All the world's a stage... Now it's intermission!
My doctor says my blood type is C double-positive.
But ossifer I don' wanna take a buckin' frosiety test...
URA Animaniac if you refer to your home as "the Water Tower."
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (M)eltdown.
I hate the itching. But I don't mind the swelling.
Be the seventh caller when you hear "NO CARRIER..."
If( ThisDay() != MyDay, Sleep( TillNextDay ), Wakeup() )
Bother! said Pooh, and put a pin in the Piglet doll.
"What?!? This isn't the Files section?!?"
Why did my broker get fired, asked Tom as he investigated.
Windows: A colorful clown suit for DOS.
Make both love and war: Get married
Anarchists of the world-- UNITE!!
Plywood PC--TomCat!/SLMR Support--1-604-DISCONNECTED
"'Ware and were, friend."
I give you the 15 <SMASH> .. 10 commandments!
Cubic ball bearing
Columbus only discovered the new world. You can discover Animaniacs!
ULTRA TOP SECRET MESSAGE, burn before reading!
A hush fell over the courtroom, injuring six.
It is better to suffer wrong than to do it.
Anything that doesn't eat you today is saving you for tomorrow.
I don't do Windows, but OS/2 does.
I've commited adultery in my heart many times
I slash my wrists on the cutting edge of technology.
Simon Says: DEL *.*
It's a scary call if you're fertile at all.
We do not see things as they are. We see things as we are
ACK-NAK-ACK-NAK. Modem in hay fever season?
Do not be fooled by her looks. -- Worf
Do not steal this tagline, it is alarmed.
"Khan, I'm laughing at the superior intellect!" -Kirk
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Bother! said Pooh, as he yanked the guillotine's lanyard.
The names are created to confuse the innocent.
He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
So Frosty, how was the hot chocolate? Frosty, where are you?
Ah-Ha! Caught you stealing my taglines again!
What do people do with computers and no modem?
I'm weird, but around here it's barely noticable.
But we seem to have no folder by that name.
You are finished, Data - Picard
FLA FLA FLOWLY
I [] TheDraw v. 4.0!
Bother! said Pooh, as he nuked Iraq!
Hey Worf, I hooked Data up to a modem. Wanna see?
D.C.'s Geriatric Park: Home of Arkansaurus Taxanspendus!
Was my XT ALWAYS this slow???
Magic is just undiscovered technology - Dr. Strange
Buffalo Bills of Borg: Winning Superbowls is futile!
For Clinton, originality is the art of concealing your source.
President's Advisor on Scientific Flummery.
Channel Z - all static, all day, FOREVER!
Taglines that make you go "Hmmm..."
Like my tagline???? I stole it!!!
Just exactly how much `whiz' is there in Cheese Whiz?
The world is what you make it, doesn't fit make alteratio
Bulletin Broads Baud Better!
Ferret toys: anything not nailed down. And some that are.
Spider Sports: BUUUUNNNNNGGGGGEEEEEEEE!!!!
Do you think Scottish food resembles Klingon food?
Windows NT: One gig of RAM, one terabyte HD. Oughta' do it.
FETISH.....A kind of cheese made from goat milk
Look. Up in the sky. It's a bird...It's a bird!
I am Wilson of Borg: Hideho, it's time to be assimilated, neighbor.
Never argue with a German when you're drunk.
Just say "NOOOOOooooooooooo!" to Cthulhu.
Bother! said Pooh, and twitted his SYSOP.
I'd like three Coruscating Newbies, please.
Rolling On Floor Laughing!!!!!!
"Get a haircut, hippy!" - Butt-Head
"I welcome you to Disasterpiece Theater." - Yakko
'This is another fine myth you've gotten me into!' - Lor L. and Har D.
URA Redneck if you have an above ground pool, and you fish in it.
Sound loves to revel in a Summer night. - Poe.
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor...
How can such a large computer do so little?
Am I crazy... Or is this tagline blinking?
lim (3->4) sqrt(3) = 2
"Luckily, our honeymoon suite had a TV in the bedroom."
Anyone who thinks the Gliebermans were the worst missed Skalbania.
"Here, take my hat- pigeons got it anyway." - Wakko Warner
Life - brief interlude between nothingness and eternity.
"Hi, I'm Peter Allen Fields, here on special orders from Starfleet."
Yo momma so fat God couldn't create light until she moved.
ATTENTION: John Hinckley. Bill Clinton is dating Jodie Foster.
Meta-physics is meta-difficult.
DalekDos: Seeks out and locates inferior data, then exterminates it.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Quark cheated him.
Your eyes! They shine like the pants of a blue serge suit.- Groucho Marx
Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it's said?
URA Redneck if all your art was purchased at gas stations.
URA Redneck if your house warming involves removing the tires.
Do not put statements in the negative form
Your worst nightmare: Bottle fed by Dolly Parton.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he directed traffic onto the dead-end street.
Moderating's JUST A BIT more fun than being beaten with a slegehammer.
Cry, Bother! and let slip the Poohs of war!
Why, yes! I *AM* the Moderator!
Babylon 5 was a dream given form...
In other words, you don't _REALLY_ understand it either?
Bill Clinton: the Eddie Haskel of politics.
Backup corrupted: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (H)ammer
This tagline is for sale. Call 1-800-TAG-THIS!
"A small coke in a large cup; but fill it on up."
Chat, When Twinkies Mold...
Don't hit me Moderator... I'll go back On Topic... I swear!
AD&D Famous Last Words: Was I the only one who heard that click?
"Honey! Did you miss me today?".."With every shot!"
Double your drive space! Delete Windows!
"Opinions?" Kirk "I think we're in a lot of trouble." Chekov
Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
Emerald eyes I see you somewhere, why you're eyes so blue
Attic's a little dusty.
Tell your parents to be more careful next time.
How do blondes get minks? The same way Minks get Minks!
Anything not nailed down is a dog toy.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he testified O.J. was with him all night.
Def: Home: A place teenagers stay while the car is repaired.
TV Truth: In a soap opera, everything happens to the same 20 people.
Fire all the guns at once and explode into space..
"Bother," said Pooh, as his head exploded.
Next time, see me before you see Sigmund. Troi
That's no moon... That's an AT&T logo.
It's time for a Baseball Fan strike.
An unemployed Court Jester is nobody's fool.
Equal bytes for women.
EDDIE! CLEAN UP THIS CRUD!!!
Help you out? Certainly! Which way did you come in?
Fire Giants do it in the heat.
"Are you so certain you are immortal?" -- Kleeg, Samedi
Oh No, It's Mr Bill...Clinton, that is!!!!
What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
Who ME? I NEVER read taglines!
Don't hit me Mr. Moderator I'll stay on topic next time.
I am Bart of Borg. Assimilate my shorts, dude!
AD&D Lesson #507 - A bard with a 10 charisma. Not good.
I'd love to, but I never go out on days that end in "Y".
GET YOUR VERSION OF BLUE WAVE TODAY!!!
Do you mind? I'm eating my cereal! - Picard
Why does the AT&T logo look like the Death Star?
Lessee...what'll I buy first from my no-tax-hike savings?
Jazzy says, "Wow!"
"f=ma" and "you can't push on a rope."
If it jams, force it....If it breaks, it needed replacing
What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
"No, my dear Doctor, you must die!" - The Master
...another General Foods International Coffee moment....
Mail not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic, (B)lame Sysop.
Create your own reality: Be a Conservative!
STUPIDITY is not a HANDICAP ... go to school ELSEWHERE!
Humans and aliens... alone in the night.
Dave Barry for President!
You're only as old as you feel.. the next day
"Where do you hide a 300' tall golf ball?" -- Blindside
Nothing is impossible if YOU don't have to do it!
If ignorance is bliss, *you* must be >very< happy!
Do I have any gray poop on WHAT?
Def: Tact: Describing others as they see themselves.
Subtlety is wasted on the dense.
Excuse me... you're on fire. -- Joel Robinson
"Can Funboy come out and play?" - The Crow
Landing lights on? ──-ww-°U°-ww-──
Windows:If I wanted a MAC, I woulda BOUGHT one!
1492 - 1992 Celebrating 500 years of genocide.
God is like HALLMARK CARDS...He cares enough to send the very best.
Save burnt out lighttbulbs - I need them for my darkroom.
If code was meant to be portable, it'd have wheels...
Off like dirty shorts.
Professor Irwin Corey: For a snark is a boojum, you see.
"The conquest of fear lies in the moment of it's acceptance."
Make like keys and get lost.
Bimbabble: Noise coming from a table full of blondes.
If a synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
I don't mean to make you feel guilty, but I would if I could.
A dirty book is seldom dusty.
Happy as a vampire in a blood bank.
Bother! said Pooh, as the Cardassians ripped off his head and legs.
Save changes before exiting? (Y)es, (N)o, (W)hat changes?
Oh give me a phone, with a modem on loan....
Def: Honesty: Fear of being caught.
Before the dark times. Before the Empire. -- Obi Wan Kenobi
I can't remember which taglines I stole and which I wrote.
Mutual Respect, in short supply these days.
Manure comes from a bull. Womanure comes from a cow.
Chicago, Windows 4.0, Windows 95?!?!?!?
When people are least sure, they are often most dogmatic.
"La da dee, one two three, it's Eric the Halfa Bee."
Darth Vader. Only you could be so bold! -- Leia
_ _ _ _ _ _ ////|||||||||||||| < domino effect at work
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Moderator R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
I am Daffy of Borg. OH NO YOU DON'T!...Assimilate when you get home!
Ten kids in a Cadiliac. Stand in line for welfare checks.
Try `stty 0' -- it works much better.
Friendly fire is more accurate than enemy incoming fire.
I'm not a Windows user, but I play one on TV.
U.S. Air: We're Amtrak with wings.
Conjecture: 1+1=1 (plus a small constant)
665 and 667: live across the street from the beast
"Get your hot dogs! Ice-cold hot dogs!" - Dot Warner
AIDS is a virus - Pat Robertson is a punishment from God.
Why do you look like someone just died? Wait.
Hackers don't do it--they're hacking all the time.
Ruth is stranger than friction.
Firmness in politics is called obstinacy anywhere else.
You, in the red uniform, go see what that noise is!
SGT Schultz of Borg - "I assimilate nawwthing... nawwwwwthhh-thiiing!"
If life is a yo-yo, Clinton ties knots in the string!
The Tao of Crash Test Dummies-looking for a few good zen
For God's sake get off! She's dead, Jim!
Snow King can damage your Elf.
"I've never asked to be traded." -- Kent Austin, spring of '94
Def: Endocannibalism: The result of a really hungry cannibal.
I'm only happy when I'm watching a hockey game.
Computer modelers simulate it first.
Oxymoron: Good Morning
If I were here more often, I wouldn't be gone so much.
"Bother," said Pooh as his lightsaber went out.
If <Jym> saw this, he'd fall out of the chair, laughing! - Myra Fox
Reader not found, please notify tagline.
Manly, yes, but Beavis likes it too!
I brake for Caidans. If I miss 'em, I'll back up and try again.
Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.
"That's your answer to everything: `Use the atom bomb'!"
Def: Crash: Normal termination.
Life is too short to wait in lines.
"Olore."
Priests go out on the town and celibate.
OK, I'm wierd -- but I'm saving up to be eccentric!
Why are half moons cut in the top of paper grocery bags?
Dumb Blonde or beer bottle: both are empty from neck up.
AD&D Advice: Always attack a floating eye from BEHIND!
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around. -- Calvin
If it looks too good to be true, it probably is.
You're a Redneck if: Your Mom has a spitton under the ironing board
My doctor specializes in iatrogenic disorders
Oxymoron: clean dirt
Washington DC: America's work-free drugplace.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
"Eric... Hey, Eric... You don't want to go in there." - Crow
A good tagline is often stolen
The trouble with life: there's no cool background music.
Def: Irony: Giving father a billfold for Christmas.
"Knowing others is wisdom, knowing yourself is Enlightenment." ─ Lao Tzu
Sharper than an asp's tooth to have a thankless child.
Hell of a time to ask. ■ McCoy
Hey, mister, are you TALL???
"Mistress, they believe you are some sort of diety. Oh my!" - P. Droid
Six megs, two monitors, and an attitude
There are thre erors in this tagline.
"Oh, not the dynamite in the cake bit again!" - Slappy Squirrel
Data! What was that? -- Picard
I am Ohm of Borg. Resistance is V/I...
FIDO lie #XIX: I don't match any URA Redneck tagline descriptions.
Clinton's Cabinet: Transportation, Ted Kennedy.
I used to have a Heisenbergmobile, but every time I
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
Copy this tagline, send it to 5 people, and in 2 weeks...
"Did you tell @FN@? Is that who you could tell?!"
Hello, I am part number │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││
It only works when you're not looking.
"The Porn Queen" ─ by Mona Lott
- » Most people deserve each other! « -
To a dragon, "NO!" means, "Not while I'm looking..."
Go ahead, back up to the RAM disk. I dare you!
Ludicrous speed! GO!!
Bring back Jake Gaudaur!
Perot/Bush/Quayle: The millionaire, Skipper and Gilligan
"That's a lie!" said Tom in falsetto.
MOM'S HINT #066: The older they get, the wiser you'll seem.
"Hey Boo Boo." --Yogi Bear
If something doesn't work... Try another approach.
Kilroy was here.
Oxymoron: horribly decent
Gesundheit!
"Bother," said Pooh as the crazed dentist started the drill
Friends will come and go, but enemies always accumulate.
"If it's not a personal question, are you a virgin?" - Monty Python
"Care For A Chop?" - by Marsha Larts.
MegaMail----What A Wonderful Toy!
CLINTON LEGACY??...even Pharaoh had only ten plagues...
Bad Command or Filename...It's all @TO@'s fault!
I'm not getting fatter! Just thickening with age!
This BAUD'S for You...
URA Redneck if you thinks rabbits are food, not pets.
"No need to bother the Bouncing Berserker about that, my dear." -Hodge
All general statements are false.
Warning: File LIFE.DOC fails CRC check!
Deja Screw: The feeling that you've hired an attorney.
Have a nice day? ... When I'm damned well and ready!
Deanna tries to read my mind and sees taglines.
Five is a sufficiently close approximation to infinity. -- Robert Firth
When the moderator smiles, it's too late to retract the statement.
Alien taunt: "Your mother breathes Oxygen!"
Realize that EVERYTHING is a cat toy.
Assassins, Inc.--We aim to please.
Bother! said Pooh, as @TO gave him to the Emperor.
Oxymoron: Unique Uniform.
My Hard Disk went on a diet and lost it's FAT
URA Redneck if your horse mounts station wagons.
"It's gone!... No, it's back at starboard!" - Worf
When in doubt, use more thermite.
"So... come up to the lab, and see what's on the slab." - Dr. Frank
Def: Politics: Passing the buck or passing the doe.
Mr. Tibbs, where are you when America needs you?
No you cannot call 911...I'm downloading a file.
Deja View: The feeling that you've seen this before.
Never underestimate the power of the Internet, Luke.
"Bother," said Pooh, as MacLeod disconnected his head.
Conspiracy can never replace simple stupidity.
Old Modemers Don't Die; They Just Get Faxed To Heaven.
"Love may fail, but courtesy will previal."- Vonnegut fan
Why should I read? Its only words.
The Fimbulwinter comes... -- Windtongue, Get of Fenris
Maybe I'm in the wrong place?
It was to be my question of you - Picard
"Zipidee doo da." - What you do when your dooda is undone
* <- Tribble Φ <- Tribble Sandwich
"Bother" said Pooh, as he gunned down yet another drooling Fanboy.
Weird Al for a Weird World.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he centered the cross hairs on Tigger.
Don't forget to vot. - J. Danforth Danny-Boy Quayle
Call me what you will but listen to my words. - Amara Windcrusher
To seal or not to seal, that is a ziplock.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fed the pidgeons to his cat.
Troi: She's not just window dressing any more...
"It's a universal invariant!" "Not in this zip code."
This is NOT your father's BBS.
Bad day: It only rains on your foursome.
Pentium III: Do not plug in for fire will occur.
Dragged down by the stone
"Arrakis has a surprise for you there..." -- Liet-Kynes
I'm against conference Censorship because th
For the away team, Data, you, Mr. Worf and Ensign Expendable
Oxymoron: removable sticker
You have the power to make the difference.
Where intellectual giants come to frolic... it's a pity they never post.
Closing on ship target. Music on! Fire away!
Windows is a colourful clown suit for DOS
MOM'S HINT #204: The more solemn the moment, the louder they cry.
Fire roast frost open Jack an on....uhh, darn it....Hey! More eggnog!
Passionate kiss like spider web--lead to undoing of fly.
It's amazing how much mature wisdom resembles being too tired. L. Long
You hate mail.
CON is the opposite of PRO - i.e. Congress and Progress
All Stressed up and NO ONE to choke!
Acting on a good idea is better than just having one.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he received his America Online bill.
NEW! Tagline-Lite! Only 1/3rd Less Serious...
A book worth banning is a book worth reading.
75: 69 after Clinton's "tax break"
The continents slam dance upon the face of the globe.
"It's hard to work in groups when you're omnipotent." - Q
"Well, don't get all mushy on me. So long, Princess." - Han Solo
Oxymoron: Lesser Evil.
Ohhhhh sick, on test day, why? - Bart
Cat: Small animal when defurred, resembles Chinese food.
Strike while the iron is still hot.
"Salad Dressings" ─ by Myra Culwhip
No. No, I don't have any garlic. - Nick Knight
Hackers DO IT with insertion sorts.
Schizophrenia beats dining alone............
I disclaim my disclaimer!
Okthat'sit,whotookmyspacebar?
Kirk says "Shoot first and wait for retaliation."
FARMERS do it all over the countryside
I'm precise. He's discriminating. You're picky.
"Thufferin' Thuccotash! STELLAAAAA!!!" - Skippy
Read the instructions? Why? It seems to be working fi
Beat it through the lines
"Life is a joke that has just begun..." - Yakko
"How to Annoy" ─ by Aunt Agonize
My wife left me - There is a GOD!
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover! - P. Simon
The lottery is a tax on those who can't do math!
Someone, help... call 911 -- this man is unconscious! - Myra I Fox
"It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob." - Brain
C++ classes - call for times and dates!
I only shoot IBM's to put them out of their misery.
I have a circular dirveway; I can't get out.
There is very little future in being right when your boss
If they give you lined paper, write the other way!
Nice DM... Good DM... Put down the Outerplanes Monster Manual...
Neil, we're not having broken crockery again? That's my recipe!
"Bother," said Pooh, as the fire fed on his arm
Why did the chicken cross the road? To lay it on the line
Oxymoron: Passive aggression.
Windows, the instant 80486 to 8088 conversion kit
Congressmembers deserve 2 terms: 1 in office, 1 in jail!
Aren't you glad we don't all live on Uranus?
I wish I could get that ß to come out right!
Thhis takline iz slitely out of cofus.
The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.
"STOP playing with my bust!" -- Dr. Scratchansniff
Why glue my bills together? It's a mail bonding ritual.
Practice random hickies and senseless acts of biting.
In theory, everything works.
To err is human, to purr feline.
Flim flam? * Worf
Wobbles, but he won't fall down!
My computer has a nut loose on the keyboard.
Let your opinion be heard!!
Policewomen do it with nightsticks.
I am CopyCat of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated.
Catscan - a hi-tech device for examining cats.
Tap dancers do it with their feet.
TO HELL WITH THE EVIDENCE ...it's politically correct...
MOM'S HINT #083: The new math is harder than the old math.
Looks like we're all in the same boat -- Geordi
Go ahead. Attack me with that bananna.
Pardon me, but would you have any original Taglines?
I only have one vice, and a good chili-dog is it!
Black holes resulted when Microsoft tried to beat a deadline.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled his 9mm and wasted the intruder.
As funny as a pigeon bomb.
All art is knowing when to stop.<MOrrison>
Always forgive your enemies. They HATE that!
"Our brochure says 'safe beach'. You must have gone into the water."
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
Our world: a 8000 mile in diameter spherical pile of dirt
Dark is faster than light, otherwise you would see it.
Finish your mail packet! Children are offline in India.
10 blondes in a circle = DOPE RING!
"You were about to make a medical comment, Jim?" McCoy
<PROGRAM> ::= Do What I Want
Help! I can't find the ANY key!
"Bother," said Pooh, and then he deleted his source file.
I [] CorelDRAW! v. 2.0!
You don't have to be Felinni to figure that out.
Now comes the mental block trying to think up a great tagline....
He likes his steak so rare, a good vet could save it.
Life is like a fountain... I will tell you how when I figure it out.
Color is only a pigment of your imagination
Bother! said Pooh, as the Tribbles made him *itch* like mad.
Clinical studies show there are no answers.
URA Redneck if you use a bed sheet as a sofa cover.
CLINTON: Punish Acheivement! Reward Failure!
Fifth Law of library science: Library is a growing organism.
"This is the one I'll be remembered for." -- Ed Wood
"Bother," said Pooh as Julius Caesar said Et tu Poohte?
If Windows NT is so great, why has it sold < 20,000 copies?
Bother! said Pooh, as a woozle bit his bottom.
Tried to play my shoehorn... all I got were footnotes!
Personally, I'm getting a little BLUE around the GILLs.
MOM'S HINT #349: Disposable diapers are worth the guilt.
Why the ticket? The sign says Fine for Parking.
A woman is only a woman, but a '486 is computing!!!
SysOp: (Noun) One who constantly reconfigures.
A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
YKYHW: You can't get away from the screen.
URA Redneck anyone in your family has ever worn a tube-top to a wedding.
Roseanne Arnold a role model? No wonder America's screwed up!
Def: Collector: Person few care to see but ask to call again.
How much to downgrade to Turbo C-- ?
Bombs don't kill people, explosions kill people.
EXCESS is the key to enjoying life!
.üöÿ llík ll'ì rò kêéW htläêH lätñéM tröppùSt
Yo momma got snakeskin teeth.
Do a good deed ... Flame a Moderator!!!
Music hackers DO IT with more movements.
Football players do it by getting three tries to penetrate deeper.
Babylon 5 is open for business.
Oxymoron: English chef
Peace sells, but who's buying...
Why "95"?:(% of people who need to upgrade hardware)
Impeach Hillary; she's bad for our health!
Spare yourself many hard falls; don't jump to conclusions
A bird in the bush can't mess in your hand!
I hate you, you hate me, we're a dysfunctional family...
Love thy neighbor, but keep the hedge intact.
Strawberry Fields in Leather...
Applied emotion is the key to success with happiness.
"Miss Demeaner" ─ by Park Flasher
Hardware hackers DO IT electrically.
"But...I *DO* know everything!" - Q
I'm Bobby of Borg... Hey, Pesto, quit assimilatin' on Squit!!
Giant Space Hamsters offer a veritable plethora of wonders.
All messages now require 27 replys.....P. Terry
IBM really means Impeccably Blue-dressed Managers
Moral failure (core dumped)
AD&D Quote: Quick! You! Make a Fright Check at -6 now!
I said sedate, not seduce, Counselor.-Picard
Strike any user when ready...
Leadership is intelligence, humaneness and courage. <Sun Tzu>
"I want hourly progress reports from all stations" - Riker
NEVER eat children! You don't know where they've been!
When in doubt, power down.
Never trust anything you can eat. -Dragon Proverb
Honk if you love obscene gestures!
"That's the easiest explanation. Its also the most implausible."
There is such a fine line between genius and stupidity.
When are they gonna cancel the O.J. Simpson Show?
PMS- Presentation Manager Syndrome
URA Redneck if the taillight covers on your car are made of tape.
ERROR: Data Corrupted - (A)bort, (R)etry, (B)lame Lore?
Alpogoalie - Any dog smart enough to use its paw to pin down a dog dish.
222B or not 222B - S'one confused about S.Holmes' address
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Last mistake you'll ever make...
I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.
!noitacidem deen uoy ,egassem siht daer nac uoy fI
The fish in the sea are as good as the fish removed.
Every valuable idea offends someone.
"Unless there was a neon sign saying `dig here'." -- Mulder
A sysop's favorite educational show - Connections.
I am Beeblebrox of Borg. Resistance is... Whoa! Babes!
Rejected Pitbull meals #3: Cooper fans
There are two types of people--I'm not either of them.
Genesis OR Super NES? Hmmm...I'll take BOTH!
Illiterate? Write for a free brochure!
Kelnyth's axiom #117: USER FRIENDLY is a dumb blonde.
Is that a hairball in your tagline or is the cat back?
Windows: It's not just a GUI, but an adventure.
Joe McCarthy would have wanted everyone to use MS-DOS.
TV Truth: Anyone can jump through a plate glass window.
Arabs wear turbines on their heads.
Heck is a place for people who don't believe in Gosh.
Why can't I just rename *.TIF to *.GIF ? >:|
"Bother," said Pooh, as his LAN manager went downhill.
Jesus saves, passes to Moses; shoots, HE SCORES!!!
If at first you don't succeed, try again at second base.
I wish I knew what I am doing!
Programming is like pinball, if your good, you go again.
Real Programmers don't work at banks for even 6 months.
Words of wisdom from the POWERS that be.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
"@FN@! This is your last chance. Free us or die."
A mid-air collision can seriously erode climb performance
URA Redneck if you call your father, "Uncle Dad".
I've tried birds, dogs, cats & fish - Pet peeves are best
"This is power steering," he said automatically.
Dragon? What Dragon? You said we were looking for a worm.
"Hey, wanna watch me pretend to throw up?" - Wakko
5 out of 4 people are schizophrenic
"Birds" ─ by C. Gull
AD&D Famous Last Words: Damn, Tiamat - you're one UGLY dragon...
FED-EX & UPS merging: Calling it "FED-UPS"
Kill him a lot.
Poetry answers a need ...from an unknown part of ourselves.<Griffith>
Def: Secretion: Something someone is hiding from you.
Can elephants fly?
"The minute their screens are down open fire." Anan 7
* Tribble !@#$%*)^$(@! Tribble mixed up with bad company
"Our very own garage." - Dot
Bother! said Pooh, and twitted Ray Oliver.
One more direct hit on the back quarter and we're done for. - C-3PO
I am Threepio of Borg. And it's all your fault, Artoo!
the new African-American UNIX interface: Malcolm X-Windows...
As funny as a zombie in heat.
"Bother," said Pooh, as ran C3PO through the trash compactor.
We're from the law firm of Warner, Warner, Warner & Mime.
Worf on Poker: A type II phaser beats four aces.
Has Wesley been playing with the engines again? -- Geordi
Ancient custom has the force of law.
The cautious seldom err.
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block.
The 3 Tees of Golf: VaniTee, InsaniTee & ProfaniTee.
Backed up the system lately?
(A)bort (R)epent (I)gnorant?
This tagline promotes violence against women!
It's only fun until someone looses an eye
Bjorn Borg He's DEAD, Jim.
LaForge to Enterprise...we have a problem. -- Geordi
...collect call from Earth, will you accept?
"How DOOO you do?" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
URA Redneck if you have Mason jars filled with stuff the FBI can't ID.
"@TOFIRST@ should AVOID mines!"
But soft, what light through yonder tagline breaks?
Sir, I've been meaning to dicuss these feelings - Troi
Cross your legs! We only have three nails.
"Dada baba." --A child learning to speak
"Bother," said Pooh, as he took his torn trousers to Garak's shop.
MOUSE: A cat-toy which brinks on the cheesy.
Mom, I sneezed and blew my head off! -- Calvin
Picard/Riker'92! Leadership for The Next Generation!
Ensign Dracula? He's undead, Jim.
Friends in low places are irrelevant. --Garth of Borg.
I am not your enemy. Save your Rage for the Wyrmspawn.
Why is it I only see my misspeling when you quote me?
Now if only I knew what I was talking about.
* <- Tribble %%%%%%%%*%%% <- Tribble stuck in zipper
"Bet you can't say that three times fast." - Wakko Warner
Rusty Bedsprings by I. P. Nightly
So, why don't they make mouse-flavoured cat food?
I'm not flaming, I'm just smoldering!
Few of us can stand prosperity -- someone else's.
Let's see your tagline hunting permit, sir.
(hiccup) SLMR 2.0 ■ (hic) SLMR 2.0 ■ My computer is drunk
(A)bort, (R)etry, (C)all Yoda?
In a bad mood? Put Superglue(TM) on the keycaps!
URA Redneck if you consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.
MOM'S HINT #082: A dishwasher is not a luxury.
An Elephant Is Just A Mouse Built To Gov't Specs!
Sysops up at 7AM haven't been to bed yet!
Why "95"?:(# of Mbytes of HD space required)
The Commodore 64--it keeps going and going and going and
Deanna Troi a must see for non-Trekkers.
9 out of 10 doctors agree! Clinton has delusions of grandeur.
Let's split up. We can do more damage that way.
One Tetris. Two Tetres.
He who dies with the most toys still dies!
while (1) { dollar++; sleep(60 * 60 * 24); }
Noble deeds that are concealed are most esteemed.
My Go amn keyboar oesn't have any 's!
The nice thing about wearing a smile is that one size fits everybody.
Daddy, what does Formatting 90% mean?
Bother! said Pooh, as he lost another game of strip poker.
Light and hard? You can sleep with the light on.
May the Porsche be with you...
"Bother," said Pooh, as the pentecostal healer grew him a third arm
"Bother," said Pooh as he shot the Emperical drone.
In case of fire, do not use elevators. Use water.
If at 1st you don't succeed, call it Ver. 1
Can I bring @TOFIRST@ for Show and Tell on Monday?
Does Bill Clinton really feel our pain or does he enjoy inflicting it?
Can God make a rock so heavy that he can't lift it?
Seriousness is the very next step to being dull.
I'm not fat, I weigh the same as I did in college.
Alex Haley was adopted!
If you buy Yarnball Tribbles, YMBAT.
Where's there's smoke, there's toast.
John Denver died for your sins. Well, he should.
A dog is a dog, a bird is a bird, a cat is a person.
If Charity means giving, then I give it to you.
Join Taglines Anonymous. We can help.■ SLTS² v3.00 ■
Heck is reserved for those who don't believe in Gosh.
Red Phone■ Help! I lost all my GOOD taglines!!
My name is Savage and I really LIKE Suzuki & Honda & Kawasaki &...
Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.
Don't happy, be worry!
"Bother", said Pooh, as the police closed in.
Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is?
"Bother," said Pooh as Cthulhu woke up and ate him.
"This won't hurt a bit. Don't worry, I'm only a hologram." ─ Picardo
I'm not tense, just terribly *A*L*E*R*T*
"Don't rest on your laurels", said Tom hardily.
Boy! That data is slicker than cow snot.
I'd rather Roe than Wade
Hey Howard! I have your SNAPPLE right HERE!
If only life's scrollback buffer was editable.
Moral indignation is jealousy hiding under a halo.
How do you explain "DAYLIGHT" savings time to a vampire?
We are only doing what we can do best
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He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
Puns are undervalued.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he flunked the the sobriety test.
"Bother" said Pooh as he realized he had been pointing the gun the wrong
In a bad mood? Point at people!
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire.
PLEASE LEAVE TAGLINES BLANK AT ALL TIMES!
When I stroke the beard . . . thusly . . . -Data
Christianity: Judaism for Windows
Mr. Clinton: The "Bill" of No Rights
"When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master." - Vader
URA Redneck if you grow corn in your front lawn.
I am Taz of Borg: RGGL FXZZZ PTTHT!
Jon Bogdanove.. Nobody claims him.
SYSOP: Someone You Sic On People!
The Clintons: We're inept, we're incompetent, and we're in charge!
** (Tribble siamese twins)
Oxymoron: artificial snow
I don't trust men who smile too much.
"Go get your ride and take her back to base." - Stormtrooper Scout
Only the stupidest calves chose their own butcher.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (F)orget it . . .
Where the system is concerned, you are not allowed to ask "Why?"
As easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716
Evil is a hill. We stand on ours, speak about others.
"Open up, it's the pigs!" -Neil
CMPQwk ■ The _worst_ QWK mail reader. It needs Windows!
I am Alex Trebek of Borg. What is irrelevant?
Let he who is without sin shoot the abortion doctor!
┌o-∩-Theft Proof Tagline <hehe>
I can't change the past, but I can let it go.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slit his wrists
Death is natures way of saying, "Your table is ready"
Make like lightening and bolt.
URA Redneck if The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
All siyht. Rho sritched my Kegotops awound ?
If dolphins are so smart, why did Flipper work for TV?
Hackito ergo sum.
"You know where we can find any?" - Wakko
"It's like deja vu all over again." - Yogi Berra
and an almost fanatical devotion to "fastboot".
"Hi, I'm Barney..." <BLAM!> Now you're extinct.
Balanced diet: four pounds of chocolate with four pounds of cake.
Rap Music is a contradiction in terms.
A hacker's tombstone: CONNECT 1963, NO CARRIER 1995
"Commodore Decker, you are relieved of command." Spock
I recognized your foul stench when I opened up my mail packet!
Here, little tagline! I have some nice chocolate for you.
Bother! said Pooh, as @TO broke the last seal.
FIRE!! BANG!! OOUUUCH!!!!! Whoops! Is anyone down range?
Coming soon to an arena near you: Half of the 94-95 Hockey season!
Rotflmao....isn't that an ancient Germanic god?
Brother, said Pooh, as he called for his brother.
Man, the pressure to come up with a tagline is killing me
Hayes Smartmodem - conflict of terms or an oxymoron?
"The Emperor will show you the true nature of the Force." - Darth Vader
"Bother" said Pooh as he was torched by a BFG9000 in DOOM II
I'd love to, but I'm touring China with a wok band.
Windows: All form and no substance.
Every Man Out of His Humor
"How to keep your conference on topic" ─ by Mod R. Ator
NT = New Tribulations? Not Tidy? Nice Try?
McCoy: "Captain Kirk, meet my father. He's Dad, Jim."
Quick! Don't act! Wait NOW!
AD&D Famous Last Words: What's the worse that town can do? Lynch us?
Tried to play my shoehorn...all I got was footnotes!
Pine Trees are fine trees!
Famous last words - Lion at the Circus of Rome: Burp..
If 2=3, and 2=4 then does 2+2=7?
Biography should be written by an acute enemy.
Real women do not deflate when you bite them.
What do you mean, what's real under my uniform? Troi
When in doubt - empty your magazine.
As funny as a house full of termites.
I sure smell bad after wearing these leathers. - Troi
It began in the year 2257...
And on the 8th day, God switched to SLMR 2.1a!
...just my 2¢ worth.
MOM'S HINT #199: All car trip diversions last three minutes.
AAcckk!! II''mm iinn hhaallff dduupplleexx
This Tagline Under Surveillance by the Pinkerton Agency !
Only in your dreams are you really free.
PLEEEEEEZE, don't banish me to Chit-Chat!
Yo momma can wrestle a cow to the ground.
"And, Brother, do they have a lot of will!" McCoy on tribbles
A rooster clucks defiance-- but a lawyer. . .
Do you love me for my brain or my baud?
"Okay, we've got chicks, we've got computer stuff...." - Butt-Head
This year I'm definitely going to get more exercise.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Where Obi Wan Kenobi is your only hope.
I can name that file in TWO bytes!
No News is good news.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Life is much easier if you look at the source code.
Authors do it by the book.
CD failure: (A)bort (R)etry (N)egotiate (C)ry
Do me a favor and DELETE those REPs!!!!!
The "Any" key? See the one in the back marked "power"?
Don't like my remarks? Note mistletoe on my shirt-tail.
Bother! said Pooh taking the last hit from @F's dope.
In quietness and in confidence shall be your strength. -Isaiah 30:15
May I suggest an ace?
Love that stammers is apt to be the love that loves best.<Mistral>
A person who can't lead and won't follow makes a dandy roadblock.
<<< Tagline deleted by Senator Thurmond >>>
Don't you have anything better to read than taglines?
"Bother," said Pooh as he raised his veil and grabbed his spear.
Oh, don't mind me - I'm just looking for new taglines.
Improve your memory, forget about work
TV Truth: Explosions in empty space *HAPPEN*.
Nuns do it out of habit.
Excuse me while I whip this out!
Joni is one of our prize citizens; we're giving her away next week.
It doesn't take a sledgehammer to crack eggs, but it works!
I post test all McAfee virus detection software.
I just got pulled over by the L.A.P.D. and boy am I beat.
This message can be seen only on Pay-Per-View!
Animals/people: you can pet 99% of animals and still get a G rating.
"Bother," said Pooh as the sun's ultraviolet light burned off his fur
The best vacations are spent near the budget.
"Better her then me" - Han Solo
I am Ahnold of Borg. You girly-men will be assimilated.
Tracers work both ways.
Well begun is half done.
Scientific progress goes 'BOINK' ?? Hobbes
If it's a small world... Why am I always lost?
Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
My pleasure. Here's a few more:
Bill Clinton: The Republican's greatest campaign asset.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
"We live, in a very kooky time." - Herb Blashtfalt
Ooh, what a headache... <:-(
I think ... therefore I am overqualified.
Road Kill Cafe - Today's Special: Poodles `N Noodles
TV Truth: You only speak to the camera when spoken to first
Guts: Putting "SYSOP" in your twit filter
Cat's In The Bag! The Neighbours Holler!
"Bother" said Pooh as he said "Bother".
ERROR: Unable to come up with a good tagline.
If it's PHYSICAL, It's THERAPY! Or is it...no, that's it!
Clinton Math: $20,000 = RICH.
If you act enthusiastic, you'll be enthusiastic!
#define VGAHI CGAC0
Rope your dope then make some soap
The weaker the argument, the stronger the words.
"To be or not to be." --William Shakespeare
I am Tri-State of Borg, I forget what the hell I made up.
I'm making this up as I go along.
"Marriage is give and take. I eat your cooking so you do the dishes."
Type ATDT 911 for more Help.
Zenocide: the killing of ancient philosophers.
I'm grinning from 'ere to 'ere
ADA is the COBOL of the 80's.
41 20 48 45 58 20 4F 4E 20 59 4F 55 21 21
Clinton's Plan: Socialism for all.
Windows UMT: Unstoppable Mouse Trajectories
I *like* unmitigated gall. * Worf
L8R....................Later ...
Make like a toilet and get the crap outta here.
For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and big words Bother me. - Winnie
Teach a pig to sing? it wastes time and annoys the pig.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...discovering incredible smells...
If it doesn't fit Force it, if it Breaks replace it!
"I met the surgeon general. She offered me a cigarette!"
When in doubt, truncat
Protocol Selection: (X)modem (Y)modem (Z)modem (C)-3PO
If this is neither a message nor a tagline, what is it?
Member: Save the were'mals foundation.
"It's over. Go away!"
URA Redneck if your mother has ever been arrested for poaching.
Borganist: music maker at Borg baseball games
Although the tongue weighs very little, few people are able to hold it.
"Vulcans worship peace above all." McCoy, Return to Tomorrow
Floor 666: Penthouse Suite of the Beast
This is a test of the EBS. This is ONLY a test.
Renegade Taglines!! We're tired of being kidnapped!!! REBEL!!!!!
Le professeur de français, c'est je!
Viaduct? I dunno, why a duck?
"You've been most helpful." - Odo
No! I'm downloading a file!!...^&*(*_#$..NO CARRIER
I only wish my mouth had a backspace key!
Bother! said Pooh, as he got trapped in the printer.
Experience the test comes first, the lesson later.
The DLS is proud and will give you credit for this
Def: Budget: A method for going broke methodically.
AD&D Famous Last Words: This is the safe way to do it...
Grandchildren are a parent's revenge.
"If you can spare five seconds, I'd like to do a brain scan."
2400 city/9600 highway/14400 spaceway/28800 ?
He who eats an apple a day is frowned upon by the A.M.A.
Scully: Agent Mulder, believes we are not alone.
My final home will be everlasting life with Jesus.
Def: Documentation = admission of Failure?
Do cats ever go to a people show?
......... Then there were two .........
I luv Cats! A little "A-1" and some rice and gravy....
Pre-Adolescent Pete's Piracy and Anarchy K-Rad Phorum.
Coming soon: Netware for Nintendo
Oxymoron: decisive liberal
If it tastes good, it's trying to kill you.
"I'll have to convert to floating point," Tom realized.
Folds ace plus red jack hand when playing blackjack.
Outlaw the most dangerous weapons of all: Bibles!
The Nightcrawler's waiting for you. - LaCroix
Don't rush me--I'm dawdling as fast as I can!
Bother! said Pooh, as the Draghkar tried to slip him the tongue.
Kirk to Picard: Did we do it? Did we make a difference?
Ki is an attitude, a frame of mind.
"The hotel of your mind has many vacancies. <frowns>" - Yakko
Artists do it in the buff.
INE Do Not Cross! - TAGLINE Do Not Cross! - TAGLINE Do No
Oxymoron: obedient defiance
Tagliners are no good doers. -Tagspeare "Henry VI"
Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass
GI: Playing piccolo in marching band BI: Playing piano in marching band
Do not make loon soup <The Eskimo Cookbook>
Real SysOps hate authors of bad Shareware programs begging for money.
Oxymoron: International Law
"Brass Instruments" ─ by Tom Bone
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and...
Don't thank me...just spank me...
A SysOp and his money are soon.. HEY where's my wallet!
Ankle deep in the DNA pool ...
Would you like a Yes/No prompt? (Y/N)
There's no such thing as Just a Cat!
Healthy Choice: 1/2 the fat and none of the taste.
But, Your Honor, the light had dopplered to green.
"I feel pain. What's the word? 'Ow?'" - Q
"I never thought of that. What a silly bunt..." - Monty Python
"Obedience is submission veiled with gravity." - Funboy
I used to read books. Now I read .QWK files
Make like a weekend and get lost (John Lennon's lost weekend).
I'd love to, but I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdraw.
Thou shalt not suffer a LEEEEEEECH to live
If sanity were dollars, I'd be bankrupt.
"I grew up in a Camel lot." - Guenivere
God created men because cucumbers can't lift boxes.
Def: Irregularity: Someone who comes to work late.
Did you REALLY think I was serious?
I always knew you were in a fog!
Would you care to view the ruins of my good intentions?
I am Limbaugh of Borg. Prepare to be berated!
A right delayed is a right denied.
"And I thought I wasn't going to like him." - Odo
Anarchists unite!
OS/2: Upgrades are free. Who would PAY for it anyway?
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
"Hellooooo, Princesses of Props Nurses!" -- Yakko/Wakko
URA Redneck if you wet the bed and 4 other people immediately know it.
URA redneck if you wear a baseball cap in church.
URA Redneck if you have more the 10 ceramic statues in your front yard.
God has a plan for your life!
Is it bad when people take your posts and make em into tags?
Be nonviolent, or I'll kill you!
I take it that the Sheliak hung up on us again - Riker
"You're losing your grippe!" said Tom fluently.
Oxymoron: Dodge Ram
"Hi." - Phoenix "H-Hi, yourself." - Cyclops
"It isn't friendly, that's for sure" - Han Solo
it is too late for me, son...
"I'm not a thief.." - Quark "You are a thief!" - Odo
"Spoken like a true angel of death." - Funboy
The number? Just dial randomly..You'll get us eventually.
If you had it all where would you put it?
Death: To stop sinning suddenly.
Must sell health food store due to failing health.
Oxymoron: Advanced BASIC
In a bad mood? Scrape fingernails across the blackboard!
Captain @TOLAST@, the readings I get go off the scale.
Why am I here? You have always been here.
Has a few screws loose.
Isn't this the OFF-TOPIC conference?
"Captain Picard, I have a clever plan!" - Ensign Baldrick
Tagline stomped on by................ NO CARRIER
He's dead, Jim. You get his tricorder, I got his wallet.
Cthulhu loves you - baked, boiled, or fried!
My Canada includes runbacks of missed field goals.
Fantasies are Reality Turned Sideways!
A beard signifies lice, not brains.
Gather round like sheep and ye shall be herd.
* <- How *DARE* you delete my Tribbles!
Maybe we should all move to Outland and join Opus.
Is it ok to panic now?
On the other hand..you have five different fingers
What are they doing to my ship now? - Picard
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found that a 19mm Willmerdinger unit would.
"Benjamin, will you *please* stop calling me `Old Man?'" - Dax
I admit it, I tried MS-DOS, but I didn't inhale.
Virus detected on your HD. .transfer aborted
A religion is a heresy with an adequate army.
"Bother," said Pooh as the firing squad took aim
Clinton daffynition: promise - goal.
Moderator Rule #2: Warnings are for wimps!
Simulation hackers DO IT with models.
Golf: the game where ya gotta get it up to get it in...
"I think she's a honey. Look at those jugs." -- Bela Lugosi
Don't blame me, I voted "None of the above."
How time flies, when you are in a heap of problems..
Finally registered !
"Your mother sent me up here to kill you."
...square root,cube root,log of pi;let's go get'em RPI!
"Bones?" - Yakko "Darnit Yakko, I'm a doctor, not a magician!" - Bones
Please, try out my new Bed-O-Nails! Just got it today!
If you're feeling lonely, blow a Sousaphone.
Did I say anything about *pink* dragons?!
"You sure don't *look* like an iguana." - M. Donovan to "Barbara", "V"
I am Shirley McLain of Borg. It was futile in my previous life, too.
"@TOFIRST@ wipes him up!"
I'm not a piano, but I play one on TV.
...My other computer is a CRAY, also...
DalekDos: (S)eek (L)ocate (E)xterminate?
Is it better to call cat taglines FEE-LINES ?!?
"Jim, Blakes Dead"; "Bones, No he isn't,hes just stunned"
I will not teach others to fly -Bart
TV Truth: You can build a new house yourself.
"We do not die of death, we die of vertigo." - The Crow
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gave Ozzie Osborne diction lessons.
Will that be cache or chkdsk?
Tagline delivery delayed due to bad roads.
All right, set phasers to deep fat fry!
"But where will you go in the middle of nowhere?" -- Janet
Deja BooBoo: The feeling you've stolen this picnic basket before.
"Bother," said Pooh as Macgyver posted again.
Oxymoron: partially furnished
Racist is Politically Correct. Politically Correct is racist.
Control-ALT-Delete thyself
"Whoa...it's @TOFIRST@!" - Butt-Head
Pixel, the cat you don't have to let out.
"I wish I had a face on my butt." - Butt-Head.
Cold is God's way of telling us to burn more Christians...
But Mr. Moderator, I was chasing Ancestors!
Assembler Command: BBLB: Branch on Blinking Light Bulb
I met a traveller from an antique land...
Reality is not a constant. Shut up and finish your dinosaur...
Cream rises to the top...so does scum.
Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo.
"Bother", said Pooh, as The Spanish Inquisition showed up unexpectedly.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Where the son of Skywalker became a Jedi...
Left lane must turn right.
A good preflight beats a parachute any day.
And I've been using this tagline for the last 2 years!
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found out that Christopher Robin was Vader.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his airbag popped
Why won't my floppy act like a hard disk sometimes?
"I'll go get the stick", said Tom fetchingly.
Clinton got the E-word, now we get the next letter.
Must answer me these ?'s 3, ere the other side he see.
"Wanna see my pet?" - Dot
(BEERWARE) If it works, buy yourself a beer!
There will be no escape for the princess this time. -- C3PO
Turn down your air guitar.
You got any more taglines I can plagiarize?
Life is hard. . . . Then you die.
The religion of one seems madness unto another.
"And to my cat Mittens I leave my entire, vast...BOOT TO THE HEAD!!"
Take a bath, I'll drink the water that you leave.
Gas mask must be worn within 50-foot radius of this message.
And you need a more respectable I.D.
This tagline is not worth stealing.
A hug warms the soul and puts a smile in the heart.
Moderators have more fun than ##%@ NO CARRIER
(Under a dragon) : -He can't breathe me !!!!!
Coming soon: the other Ninja Turtle viruses
"The Big Cigar" ─ by Smokey Stogie
"A second phone! Of course!" - Bell "Well, DUH!!!!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Muppet Labs, Where the Future Is Being Made Today!
In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
Real Programmers don't have MBAs.
Why are you reading this?
"Temper, temper, mon capitan." - Q
As smart as a lawyer is honest.
An Agent of the Cosmic Balance (retired)
Conservative idea #6: AIDS isn't a problem for society-at-large.
You... you uploaded OS/2 to the Borg?. Jean-Luc Picard
Have we met before? -Picard to Sisko
Yo momma like Crazy Eddie, she's practically giving it all away
If you hail a taxi, your bus arrives just as you get in.
Pave the planet One world One people One slab of asphalt.
All true wisdom is discovered in tag lines.
Try to take our firearms and we will take your life.
@FN@ doesn't do ice skating. It makes his beer all foamy!
Warning! The SysOp is watching you!
Make like a shepard and get the flock out of here.
Light speed is too slow!
Speed is subsittute fo accurancy.
At least Bill Clinton knows what George Washington looked like.
Parting is such sweet vinigar
@TO - A fool's fool.
Even moderation shoudn't be practiced to excess!
URA Redneck if blowing a tire means a new flower pot in the front yard.
Fetuses do it in-vitro.
This is a MAN'S house. Leave the seat UP.
If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.
It's time to heal and fetch sticks again.
FIAT: Fix It Again, Tony!
This Is My Tagline. Go Get Your Own!
"Take me away... But be gentle, I'm fragile." - Yakko to Nurse
If your IQ was 2 points higher you would be a rock.
Paul_Simon of Borg - "There must be 50 ways to assimilate your lover."
Lawyer: The only animal that defecates from both ends....
"Frankly that... annoys us." -- Kira
"C++" should have been called "D".
There is ALWAYS a chance! - Worf
I am the Moderator. You are not the Moderator. Any questions?
If a dragonrider had a pet wolf, it'd be a weyr-wolf!
To live in the hearts we leave behind, is not to die.
NT=Not There
Trust me when I say never trust anyone who says"Trust me"
"Handel's Messiah" ─ by Ollie Luyah
There is no limit to how bad things can get.
Bill Clinton: the mistake of the 90's
The Dame's scream hit an octave usually reserved for calling dogs.
#@$ffwe99fjaljk ... Hey! Get the cat off the keyboard!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he clubed a baby harp seal to dea
I'll be up just after this next mes-.'.. NO CARRIER
With all due respect, I'd like to go for a swim. Riker
"With a bit of a mind flip, you're into the time slip." - Riff
I got a new OS called Windows, so I deleted DOS...
No Credit? No Problem. Bad Credit? No Problem.
·[0;1;34mThis is a colour tagline.·[0m·[255D·[0m
"If I didn't love I wouldn't this, would I?"
Wagner's music is better than it sounds. -- Twain
Death 2 the stupid twits who crosspost 2 3K newsgroups!
SEEK ye first the kingdome of God
"By the time we saved enough for a honeymoon, we didn't want one."
"I am a doughnut." --John F. Kennedy
The only way to judge the future is by knowing the past.
"Bother," said Pooh as he ran out of dilithium crystals.
Cooks DO IT in the Kitchen.
In a bad mood? Spread vicious rumors!
Talk digital to me - gives me quantum thrills
No, Clinton! I said "Fax me" not "Tax me"!
Does The Little Mermaid wear an albebra?
Codebreakers Anonymous: We have no secrets.
Def: Macintosh: Computing as designed by Rube Goldberg.
I feel you must blame your own perverse urges - Picard
AD&D Famous Last Words: Can I have a succubus for a familiar?
Real Programmers use DEBUG C:\DOSFILES\PROGRAM.EXE
The cake was chocolate! - Worf Don't I wish! - Troi
He's like some long johns I have: waffle weave.
Drink your coffee! There are poor people in India sleeping.
Shhhh... Wabbit Twacks!
Have you hugged your logic probe today?
Mr. Natural sez, "Keep on truckin'!"
Special Exibit... see the world's only living brain donor
What's a nice person like me doing in a place like this?
SNOW: Best four-letter word in the dictionary.
Why Bother With Taglines?
1-900-976-BORG Come on and Assimilate me baby! $2.00 a mi
A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless paid for.
Friends don't let friends drive Fords
URA Redneck if your yard has ever been the proposed site for a landfill.
"Tropical Paradise" ─ by Kumon Iwannaghuqya
"I seem to be on the Voyage of the Damned."--HoloDoc
Every exit is an entrance to somewhere else.
OB-GYN Kenobie - famous Jedi gynecologist
And on the 8th day, God created cats....
Cats crawl under gates, software under Windows.
"Now the eternal love part..." - Crow
Get back at your enemies, make'em a moderator!
On what conclusions do you base your facts?
My job is pure torture. Marquis de Sade.
All writers write "in spite of".<Alther>
Toys at your age, LaCroix? Really! - Nick Knight
Dyslexic atheists: There is a Dog.
His name shall be called...The mighty God... - Isa. 9:6
Fun Guy from Yuggoth.
"Falling off a Cliff" ─ by Eileen Dover
640k = 4480k in dog bytes.
Only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly f
As funny as a power outage on the subway.
Who knows what evil lurks in the minds of men?
When lawyers make laws, laws will benefit lawyers.
"That damn plate mail o' his didn't save him from the boiling oil..."
I am Smiley Face of Borg. Nice days are irrelevant.
OK joke's over! Where's President Bush?
The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/s^2
SLIDING DOWN THE RAZOR BLADES OF LIFE.
Borg Spreadsheet Program - Locutus 1-2-3
"How to Be a Lame Duck in Less Than Three Years" - By Bill Clinton
Call Yakko's World BBS! (1-800-WTR-TOWR)
Diplomacy: Saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock
Be vewwy vewwy quiet... I'm hunting tagwines!
Banish me to Babbledegook! No, No! I DID my time!
The next sentence is true. The last sentence was false.
Never trust anyone that volunteers to assume authority.
If it were truly the thought that counted, more women would be pregnant.
Ideally, Life is a Gas ... PV = nRT
Didja ever notice that your snot doesn't smell?
"How do you dodge a *laser*?" -- Blindside
Portions of this tagline have been previously recorded.
Bill Clinton; against the War, but submitted to the draft.
If it doesn't have garlic, it must be dessert.
"I'm your passenger. Drive." - The Crow
Windows'95 will be released when 3.11 finishes loading.
Remember................. Wherever you go, there you are.
I brake for brick walls.
Error #56: Nut loose on keyboard.
Hazards are one of the main causes of accidents-OSHA 1976
Welcome to McClinton's - Millions Now Screwed.
Unfortunately, Albert, God DOES play dice with the universe.
Obey the COWGOD!
OS/2 2.0 is a trojan! Pass it on...
Friends don't let friends moderate echos!
If this were a real emergency, you'd have been trampled.
By trying we can learn to endure another's adversity.
"There's Sumthin Awfly Scruey Go'in on Awond Here" E Fud
BMW: Big Money Works
ViruScan detects Windows v3.1. Remove Y N?
Beta version - too buggy to be released.
It's a Dog eat Dog World and I'm wearing Milkbone Undies!
A Moderator's job is never done!
Clinton Medical Dictionary: MEDICAL STAFF: A DOCTORS CANE.
I'm gonna come over there with a weed-eater!
Nuthin' is simple sometimes...
URA Redneck if your all-time favorite movie is "Cannonball Run".
Hmmm... What's this red button fo|+>#++NO CARRIER
"Rizzo, do you remember, a sickly sweet odor?" Kirk
Nine out of 10 vampires who tried camels prefer humans.
A Communist is a Liberal in a hurry!
Joe Hazelwood for Governor of Alaska
"Eric the half-a-bee..." - Monty Python
Lisa Marie married Michael because she likes the way he rears children
Brain out to lunch.... mouth watchin' tha store.
Stamp it <Preliminary> and ship it.
Liberals prove not everything in nature has a function!
Vini, Vidi, Eggo - "I came, I saw, I waffled" - B. Clinton.
John Elway in the O.J. movie--he plays a slow-moving white Bronco...
Avoid temptation.... Unless you can't resist!!
Make like Fergie and split.
ERROR #0398: The author moved to another state; you'll never find him.
Here's a partial score: Cleveland 10
Computious Say, "Ain't Life A Byte?"
MOM'S HINT #025: Let them lick the spoon.
Coming soon: EDLIN for Windows 3.1 and OS/2
If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.
I KNEW I shouldn't have loaned my Sword+3 to the thief...
This is all a modem-induced hallucination.
If you ever wanted *mindful* drivel, this is it.
"I'll just reverse the polarity of the neutron flow." - The Doctor
Be American, Buy American - and CHARGE IT!
CUL8R..................See You Later...
Why are elves chaotic? Brownian motion.
Oh Great Guidance, I will recalculate.
I am Fourth Doctor of Borg. Your jelly babies will be assimilated.
Seeya at the Newbie Death Flaming Competition!
Post-meonpausal woman's mind is virtually uncharted territory.<Walker>
I believe in the Divine Rights of sysadmins.
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your taglines!
In the jingle-jangle modem, I'll come moderate you.
██▓▓▒▒░░ In C I N E M A S C O P E with BlueWave ░░▒▒▓▓██
Echo users who kill their moderators. Tomorrow in NET-POL.
AD&D Famous Last Words: What's a `pantheon', and why is it mad at me?
Firemen like things HOT!
Ach, an Irishman on the bagpipes? 'Tis almost a sacrilege!...
NEW from Ralston Purina: Newbie flavored Dragon Chow...
If I wanted a Mac I would have bought a Mac!
"You were saying coming here was a bad idea." - Luke
"Bother" said Pooh, as a secret door let 2 Demons and an Imp loose...
"It doesn't get any better than this, dude." - Butt-head
Sometimes you're the bird, and sometimes you're the windshield.
You're a Redneck if: you come from the dump with more than you took
Random answers are my specialty!
Bother! said Pooh, as Ford pulled out the Elecronic Thumb.
What is vice today may be virtue tomorrow.
Bother! said Pooh, as @F butchered him for his paws and liver.
Astronomers do it under the stars.
In a logical world, men would ride sidesaddle.
A house without books is like a computer with Windows.
YKYHW: You consider BBSing better than ice cream.
Why do they call them briefings when they take so long?
SWEAT(n):motion lotion 2 prevent fires when lovemaking
Oxymoron: functionally illiterate
Oxymoron: American English.
C code. C code run. Run, code, run.... PLEASE
Computer, delete @TOFIRST@'s personnel file, along with @TOFIRST@, too.
FORMAT ANOTHER? (Y/N)
MOM'S HINT #196: Scotchguard everything.
Taxi drivers DO IT all over town.
Moderator Rule #1: Everyone hates you, so hate them back!
"Bother," said Pooh, as Ms. Bobbitt pulled up.
I'm not really lost, just locationally challenged.
Don't lend people money. It causes amnesia.
HAL 9000-Dave. Put down those Windows disks. Please Dave.
Computer programmers do it logically.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized that his Visor was a hair barrette.
Half of what I know today will be obsolete in five years--
Let me smile with the wise, and feed with the rich
If you wake up Sleepy & Grumpy, you must be Snow White.
"@TOFIRST@ looks lost out there!"
Yeah, love is knocking outside your dooowa!
But, boss, this IS part of my job!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Hardware Wars Prequel/Director's Cut `97
Each snowflake is different, collect the entire set.
Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
Fate: Protects fools, little children, and echo Moderators.
016. A deal is a deal.
TV Truth: Every small town has a college and a hospital.
"I know you. But you can't be you! There ain't no coming back!"
Never let your schooling interfere with your education.
Carpenters do it tongue-in-groove.
Cannibals don't eat clowns. They say they taste funny.
Everything I Needed To Know, I Learned on Dungeon Level O
Oxymoron: Public Secrecy.
FCJ: Feed Card and Jam
Best way to be useful - stay out of the way.
He is sincere. Would anyone pretend to be so obnoxious!
Brutal tattoo, man. What's it stand for? Heavy metal?--young Lister
URA Redneck if you're dog and wallet are both on a chain.
"I protest, Captain! I am not a merry man!" - Worf
AMIGA - Amiga's Make Incredibly Good Ashtrays.
The Catholic Church: A successful vampire cult.
Bad Command:(A)bort (R)etry (T)ake RAM hostage
Rule of Creationism #18: Build and burn strawmen as often as possible.
Mommy, what are TAGLINES? The Same as the Birds & Bee
A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste
This is a message. Please disregard and read tagline.
Break time: Hockey season is over.
To be a human without passion is to be dead.
Existentialists do it alone.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pushed The Button to start Armageddon.
He's driving me crazy! - Q to Picard about Fox
But Linda, what the hell do lambs have to do with it?
"No wonder you ended up with Picard." -- Q to Vash
The dead don't come back to life? Be here quitting time!
I'm sure that it's clearly explained in the DSZ.DOC ...
"Bother", said Pooh, as he remembered getting stoned with Bill Clinton.
If she won't live forever, why give her a diamond?
Make like your hand and beat it!.
The human race is still in beta testing.
Peace through superior firepower
"The devil in a button-dowm shirt."
Now you know what I mean.
Finish the project. We'll buy you a new family.
Beauty faded has no second spring.
Don't you think it's about time you tried me?
And God said, Let there be 14.4k baud...
Congress: It's not a job. It's a vacation.
No special reason, just government policy
A cat is a cat, unless it's a dead cat, that is.
Press <F something or other> to continue.
Don't just believe in miracles, rely on them.
Be a good Samaritan, destroy a Politician !
Why do those that pay the least complain the most?
Pssst. The root password is 'kumquat'.
Emoticon: :-d Lefty smiley razzing you
"Forgotten men at the bottom of the economic pyramid" FDR
Back up my hard disk? I can't find the reverse switch!
"O.K.! Who ordered the truck load of dumb blondes?"
Instant food served here - get sick the instant you eat!
gold adult contemporary urban country capitalist
"Besides, they pay me double." -- Quark
Don't blame me... I didn't do it!
Def: Bankrupture: A Fiscal Hernia.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for running a pirate BBS.
Canada: C eh? N eh? D eh?
"Thirty hours of pain, all at once..." - The Crow
Some Mondays are Mondayer than others.
Spam for me, with a side of crunchy frog.
"On the count of two, take out your penises!" - Buzzcut
MOM'S HINT #304: Let them visit where you work.
Deja Who: When you nearly remember your name.
"There's Worf, eggs, sausage and Worf."--Tracy Hemenover
"All humans things are subject to decay."
Today on Mime Time... lifing an imaginary barbell. <KLANG>
The Tao is an empty vessel; It is used but never filled..Lao tzu
"I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?" - Pinky
What can you do at 3 AM? Psssttt - got a modem??
A running program is the moment of truth.
"Give me a hotdog", he said with relish.
Solid, liquid and gas. The three states of a burrito.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? Naww, gimme 2 cards.
I came not to destroy the Law or the Prophets, but to fulfill. Mt 5:17
This beats a waltz with a wet ferret in a fusebox.
If it works, rip it apart and find out why!
You must have overslept - Worf to Data
When people say "theoretically," they mean "not really."
Save this message ! You may need it !
It's hard to be gnarly when you work with freaks...
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
Boy, Data, you look great in push-up bra! Riker
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Me neither!
"Bother," said Pooh, as Ford pulled out the Electronic Thumb.
Computer hackers DO IT all night long.
Keep Canada beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.
Windows? WINDOWS?! Hahahahahehehehehohohoho...
"Bother," said Pooh, as he joined the Provision IRA.
SPAM doesn't kill people - it outlives them.
"Egad Brain! Isn't @TO@ a human?" - Pinky
My cat just ate my mouse!
Q:What do I have to do to convince you people? Worf:Die.
FORD: The Heartbreak of today's Chevrolet!
Read messages, not taglines.
FPT: Fire Photon Torpedoes
CLINTON.SYS corrupt, recommend optimizing politics
Bother! said Pooh, as he formatted C: drive.
I fed the cat . . . to the dog.
College is just High School with ashtrays.
I write the taglines that make the whole world sing...
ππ"There's a way out of any cage."π - Christopher Pike
Now which disk did I put that DOC file on?
HIV is a virus; Pat Robertson is a curse from God.
More than half of all patients of abortion clinics die.
Fanaticism: redoubling your effort when your aim is forgotten.
Win95: 95 = The first working/beta copy title of Win97-98: 97-98.......
A man who steals his neighbor's wife is not alone
We do not want the Emperor's prize damaged..we will test it first...
Lie: I'll start my diet tomorrow.
Window Error:01A Operating system overwritten. Terribly sorry.
If you have no bad people you don't need good lawyers.
90 % of any business transaction is selling yourself. X.
Guru, Center for Advanced Cat Juggling
Handcuffs, for a truely binding relationship ...
Leonard Nimoy hosts "In Search of Bill Clinton's Honesty"
If you get it from the swamps in Florida, it's EVERGLAIDS
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Detective!
"For God's sake, keep a grip on yourself, Janet!" - Brad Majors
OXYMORON : User-friendly software
If you fatten up everyone around you, then you look thinner.
U.S.A tagline. NOT FOR EXPORT
Damn it, Jim! I'm a doppleganger, not a doctor!
"Only SISSIES are in color!" - BW-Dot
"It is now kisstomery to cuss the bride"--Rev. Spooner
God made the cat so man could pet the lion.
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.
Sysop: Someone who likes to watch others use her computer.
We're replacing your DNA with new Folger's crystals
"I thought you said No boring questions." - Dot
And now, let the fun begin.
It's pointless to chastise dragons. Their scaly hide is an inch thick.
Do witches run spell checkers?
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my drive?
When two men in business always agree, one is unnecessary
A closed mind doesn't need drugs. It is already wasted.
I am Andrew_Dice_Clay of Borg. Why don't you go assimilate yourself!
Don't have a cow! - "Why not? Mary had a little lamb!"
Keep only those you like, cancel anytime !!!
Why does everyone keep bringing me chocolates? (Troi)
I am the stuff of your worst nightmare.
He wasn't worth a shapeshift... -- Mari Cabrah, Black Fury
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH
@TO@, I said I was Sorry!.. Don't Delete^*%*&****NO CARRIER
Do you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income?
I run over smiley faces...
π ■ CmpQwk #UNREG ■ Only lamers use Windows mail readers!
Someday you will get your big chance -- or have you already had it?
From the City of the THONG BACK Bathing Suites!!!
Press <Ctrl><Alt><Del> together for IQ test
Marriage enders: You propose, we dispose.
I'm in shape. Round is a shape, isn't it?
Cereal killer escapes -- Trix police!
Elvis has logged off the system...
How do you keep a Polock in suspense? Tell ya later!
"Have the appropriate amount of fun." -- Larry Wall
I went to a phreak show and they let me in for nothing.
The only 3 honest lawyers include 2 fictional and 1 dead one.
URA Redneck if you've ever eaten out of a minnow bucket.
Alzheimer's is very...ah...uh.....uh.....um
Drink up, Socrates, it's all natural.
Dieting: The art of letting the hips fall where they may.
Now if only The Whalers could fight like that in a game...
Judgement of beauty can err, what with the wine and the dark. -Ovid
Got Kleptomania? Take something for it!
End of Message -- Stop reading.
He wears the rose of youth upon him.
Tact is the intelligence of the heart.
This was your tagline, and you can not have it back! HMPF! nanananana
Men who have playful kitties should not sleep in the nude
Somebody else is doing the driving for that boy!
Why read this? Get on to the next message!
"On behalf of the Moon, I will irritate you." - Sailor Mosquito
All syllogisms have three parts, therefore this is not a syllogism.
Goldilocks was a speed freak looking for a place to crash
"He hasn't one redeeming vice." - Oscar Wilde
Don't believe anything you read, especially tags
Complexity isn't the answer-it's the problem!
If it's in good taste, then I've failed.
Elvis snores.
About three fries short of a Happy Meal...
If you get the joke, you can spell!!!!
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Emperor electrocuted him with the Force.
Friends are Friends, regardless of their baud rate!
Taxation WITH representation isn't so great either.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he kneecapped the informer.
Tortilla: Lawyer's lunch choice.
I can't see the diff. can you see the diff?? I can't see
And I thought they smelled bad... on the outside! -- Han Solo
Piece of sh*t, NOT cheap, and doesn't work worth crap.
File Action Mallet GagBag Mouth WiseCrack <-- Wakko's menubar
Monoaceticacidester of salicylicacid: Asprin.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put right what once went wrong.
"Bother," said Pooh as Chewbakka ripped him in half.
Eating yogurt will give you culture.
This is both message and tagline!
How clever Worf! Eat any good books lately? - Q
Def: Feminism: It's because of men that sh*t happens.
Hey Ginger, can you say COBBA? " Çôßßü " :-`
Don't mind me...my dog's letting me use the computer!
I used to be normal, then I got my computer...
"But in purple, I am STUNNING!" Londo
Why is there an Easter Bunny and not an Easter Chicken?
There is no forgiveness. -- Wisetongue, Get of Fenris
I'm firm. You're stubborn. He's pigheaded.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he made Spotted Owl soup
"Respect is a rational process." - McCoy
I'm not worried about the bullet with my name on it--just
Def: Vasectomy: A snip in time saves nine.
Yes, I admit it. I do steal Taglines.
URA redneck if you have more than 3 cap trees.
Score just in: Babylon - 5, Deep Space - 9, and Earth - 2
"Bother," said Pooh, as he drank his Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.
"Bother," said Pooh as Vader choked Piglet with the Force!
McBorg'ers: Over 10000000 assimilated.
Mrs. Fletcher was PUSHED!
My wife just burnt the cereal!
"Even smiling makes my face ache." -- Dr. Frank N. Furter
Why be politically correct when you can be RIGHT?
"Honestly, Kira, I was just looking at your combadge!"
"The Godpigeon says take *all* the eggs." - Bobby
Who needs Tag lines, Anyway???
God to wicked painter: REPAINT! REPAINT! And never thin again!
Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.
Engineers do it with precision.
Dont like my taglines: Dial 800-328-7448 that's 800-EAT-S
"Certainly the game is rigged." -- Heinlein
Quickly, pick a color from 1 to 10.
Hey dad, is Bill Clinton a Raider? After all, he lies and cheats too!
Luke Lofgren, the Programmer of The TradeWars Companion
We are in a mood tonight, aren't we? - LaCroix
"Thank you, drive through." - Beavis
Virgins: Once you love them, they're not!!
Yo momma like an ice cream cone... everyone gets a lick.
No tagline too mean not to be stolen.
"Bother," said Pooh, joining Rick Godbee in making excuses.
A poor excuse is better than no excuse! <grin>
OS2/2.0: taking the wind out of Windows.
I find your lack of faith.....disturbing. - Darth Vader
Psycic meeting..you know where and when....
Hmm... How *did* they finally kill Frosty? -- Hobbes
I had to give up being a vegetarian because of the side effects.
TV Truth: Nobody ever needs to use the restroom.
Penguin: The headwaiter of the Antarctic.
As funny as a natural disaster.
To respond to this message, press "R"....
A cynic searches for an honest man, with a stolen lantern.
Everyone feel better now? - Methos
"Let them run for their boring little lives..."
Friends don't let friends use Fraudigy.
Bad day: A garden snail honks to pass on the freeway.
Do it now! There might be a law against it tomorrow.
Behead a lawyer for Allah!
If it weren't for Hillary, Bill would still be President.
Most frequently-asked question: Huh?
Chef, n.:Any cook who swears in French.
Close your eyes and press escape three times.
PCRelay:LOONEY -> #1671 RelayNet (tm)
(W)indows,(I)cons,(M)ice,(P)ointers,(S)heesh!
Bumbo: A jumbo bimbo.
URA Redneck if you have a tire swing in you house.
YKYHW: You log on right at midnight after reset.
It's a loathsome bat-webbed booger being. -- Calvin
Fundamentalism: From fund (send money), a- (without), mental (thought)
Deja Glue: PostIt Notes
Why get a V8 in a Ford when you can have a V10 in a Dodge...
My other tagline is a footnote.
I like a person who operates at a 90° angle to reality.
Clinton/Gore and Doo-Doo Economics.
This year I'm definitely going to go on a diet.
I'm not an actor but I play one on TV.
Taglines in this message are weirder than they appear.
Engineering to Bridge! Captain! Antimatter contain... NO CARRIER
Clinton Defense #18: "You took that seriously? Har har haw haw!!!"
Clinton III: With even More Blood and Gore.
Always with you it cannot be done. Hear you nothing that I say?
Eagles may soar, but Kiwis win World Cup rugby contests.
Why call it WINdows? Should be LOOSEdows!
Madness takes its toll. Exact change, please.
That one will GROAN on you for a few weeks!
World's Shortest Book: English Cuisine
I'm just a computer freak, but you never guessed!
"Sometimes I just love when it ends!" - Yakko
Chelsea: "Call my daddy, my mom is too busy running the country."
Hi! My name is Annie Key. Why is everyone hitting me?
If you want her to show emotion, cut up her credit cards.
Why can't lawyers take a bath ... oil and water don't mix.
Children are soft packages of love!
If no one ever steals taglines, then where did I get this
Half the lies our opponents tell about us are not true.
For warm boot, put computer in a micro wave oven for 10 m
"Take a hint, Q, no one wants you around." - Vash
Forrest Clinton....I never said life was like a box of chocolates
Programmers don't Byte,they just Nybble a bit
Flintstone's Chewables;New?Does Jurassic Park has an ADULT area 4 You!
Catch the Blue Wave!
Support the use of low yield nuclear weapons for Moderators!
Yes, but what does it all mean?-Jean-Luc Picard
Blessings never come in pairs; misfortunes never alone.
Don't be fooled -- computers are magic, not science!
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
If it works, rip it apart & find out WHY !
Oxymoron: Semiboneless Ham.
A mind is a wonderful thing to waste.
Druids do it in the bushes.
Hockey players do it by pucking on the ice.
Ahhhh... No Moderator! Let's chat about Science Fiction & Fantasy!
MASOCHIST(n):runs Windows using minimum requirements
"Said the fly, "Let us flee." Said the flea "Let us fly."
What particular vice is Al Gore president of?
I don't see her anymore. She whistles dirty tunes.
Clinton defense #15: Hey - I just do what the wife says.
Worst hacker award: Some dumb kid making his attempt via 300 baud modem!
The Wild Celt: Drink Guiness It is Good for You!!!!!
Procomm changed my life! I used it to download TELIX!
Birth, school, work, death. About sums it up, I think.
My hard disk is full! Maybe I'll try this message section thing.
Why do 24 hour stores have locks on the doors?
"Suffer, dude!" - Butt-Head
I dated Betty Crocker. She was Moist and Easy!
"Is that true, Bambi? Did you do a Disney nasty?"
"I am a doctor, not a voyeur!" - Doc Zimmerman
Texas 7-course meal -- a bowl of chili and a six-pack
"I never met a lasagna I didn't like!" - Garfield
Oxymoron: Respectable Lawyer.
Cannibals consider joggers to be Fast Food.
Keep running, bees can only fly about 3 miles!
TV Truth: All husbands are wife-beaters.
You're a Redneck if: the taillight covers on your car are made of tape
"Don't look at me like I know what to do!" - Dr. J. Parrish, "V"
You must be taller than this tagline to ride.
BlueWave/OMX/Terminate - The best combination!
Difference between Windows and a Virus? A Virus works.
Copyright (C) 1995, The Myra I Fox School of Tagline Research.
Memory: 170 K -- That proves that my mind is blank.
hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
In creating creationism,creationists prove it can be done
My wife has this one wonderful trait - she worships me!
No, a rouge in the CFL has nothing to do with makeup.
Ever notice how Christians think freedom of religion is only for them?
Scotty, we need warp 8 in 10 minutes or we're all dead.
For Sale. Diamonds $20; microscopes $15.
Hackers' power tools: Duct tape and swiss army knife.
It is quite uncomfortable to be an adolescent at age 32.<Cahn>
* <- Tribble (*) (*) <- Tribbles with shields up
Paper is always strongest at the perforations. -- Corry
"How DOOO you do.... that thing with your mouth?" - Yakko
They call me Johnny Credit. I ain't never had no Cash!
Electronic Techs do it till it Hz
I support everyone's right to be an idiot. I may need it myself someday.
For Sale: Iraqi rifle. Never used - dropped once...
"Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn..." - Yakko Warner
"Bother," said Pooh, as he completed his 25th kamikaze mission.
Error #56: Operator out of coffee. Operator halted.
Someday I'll join the Procrastination Conference
Choosey mothers choose GIF.
"Up yer shaft!" - Captain Scott
If your PC has a brand name, you paid too much.
You'll poke your eye out kid!
"Down with the lambs, up with the lark..." - The Crow
"And they called *me* an actor!" -- Reagan
Physically Pfffft!
"Glad did I live and gladly die" Stevenson
MOM'S HINT #320: Don't let them call you by your first name.
Aww, who let the humans in?
"Slowly, slowly! It's too nice a job to rush!" - Columbia
"Please pass me the oranges", was Tom's fruitless request
"You like me because I'm a scoundrel." - Han Solo
URA Redneck if family reunions are good places to pick up women.
Some people gain weight by having intimate dinners for two...alone.
As funny as a candlelight tour of a dynamite factory.
There are no new taglines, only recycled ones.
iT's HArD tO tYPe WHilE HolDiNG a cAT...
"You may be right." "Wait... you think I'm right?"
Ingrown toenails come from unsafe sox.
Human Intelligence. The greatest oxymoron ever!
Bother! said Pooh, as Eyeore mounted him from behind.
Clinton waffles so much he should have stock in IHOP.
Yo momma's so stupid, she sniffs Coca-Cola (Coke)
Finally, a liberal opposition!
Unable To Locate Conference - Sysop.sys Lost.
Everybody: Erase the taglines that came with your reader.
Confucius say, Man should never straddle barbed wire fenc
Ura Redneck if photos of your mama were taken from the front and side.
I was arrested for selling illegal-sized paper. - s.w.
Yo momma middle name is Rambo.
1993-1996: Tax & spend, Tax & spend, Tax & spend, Tax & spend, etc.
In the middle of the fight, a hockey game broke out...
* <- Official Moderator's Deadly Ninja Throwing NerfStar.
No one should ever see how laws or sausages are made.
Veni, vidi, Borgi: I came, I saw, I got assimilated!
Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They don't know any better.
I will fight for your right to your wrong opinion.
Does Clinton call Gore, "Number One"?
Cat + unattended keyboard = garbage all over screen.
Squat-fest on my face? Why yes, I'd like that.
Why, yes, I *am* a Mark Goodwin Butt-Licker!!
And now a word from our sponsor:
"Bother," said Pooh as Jabba threw his friends to the Rancor.
Trust the Moderator, @TOFIRST@.
Men don't know what bidets are. -Why women like bidets #2 -JCF
Tell the Pope I said he could bite the big one.
Oxymoron: lieutenant colonel
WD-40 and Duct Tape.... Tools for the Professional.
Emoticon: )8-) Scuba smiley big-face
My maid doesn't do windows, neither does my computer
FIDO lie #04: I read all messages in the TAGLINES echo.
Just a lowly conference participant, not a Moderator.
EST Time: Eastern Standard Time time.
Folks who have no vices have few virtues.
Not now, I have to go mow the laundry.
Be wewy wewy quiet...I'm hunting Womulins!!
If cats and dogs can live together why can't men & women?
"Scooby Dooby Doo." --Scooby Doo
Blame Saint Andreas - it's all his fault.
June is National Adopt-a-Cat Month
Stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get us out?
Sysops are guilty of baudy behavior.
SYSOP: Snooty Yuppie Sitting On Potty
"To live long, it is necessary to live slowly." Cicero
Stop what you're doing and TAKE A SHOWER!!!
URA Redneck if you think the remote control is your kid brother.
Get dressed, Miss Skin, before the space between us turns into tigers.
Chastity is its own punishment.
Science Fiction: The cutting edge of reality!
This statement is in no way to be construed as a disclaimer.
Transporter room, beam that tagline up immediately!
Followed by the explosive harpoon.
I had a great tagline, but my wife wouldn't let me use it
If you think women are moody and bossy - get a cat.
Two's complement. Three's a crowd.
He who smiles when things go wrong has someone to blame.
Intellectual snob and proud of it.
Fundamentalism, n.: Fund=give money. Amentalism=without brains.
Drink your coffee! People in India are sleeping!!
Life is too short to learn Z-Modem !
Grace and peace to you from God the Father and the Lord Jesus Christ.
A crucifix? Oi vey, have you got the wrong vampire!
A man who smiles when things go wrong knows who to blame.
L8r!!!!!!!!!!!! - Eddy Gosset
Government logic: IRS=(Pentagon*2); NSA=IRS^300
Out of shape and built to stay that way!
Let my people go! Land of Goshen.
I wuz bo'n dis way - whut's yo' 'suse?
Windows is for fun, OS/2 is for getting things done.
Why does the person that snores always fall asleep first?
Any old kids on the block ?
Hello, this is a Qmodem Connection!
"Bother," said Pooh, as Vader cut off his right paw.
I have the right to my thoughts about your beliefs...
A world of wanted children would make a world of difference
Why is bread so dear and flesh and blood so cheap?
Confused? I shouldn't wonder. - LaCroix
He's a Jung boy & cannot leave his mother!
"Bother," said Pooh, this Martini was stirred, not shaken.
If you have ENOUGH friends, become a Moderator.
This message is $hareWare! To register, please send $20
The hidden flaw never remains hidden.
Cat's hate Windows, mouse driven ya know.
Money won't grow on trees as long as banks own branches.
"Tomorrow we again embark upon the boundless sea."
You never know your friends until you vacation with them.
Def: Impiety: Your irreverence toward my deity.
I'll never forget the....uhh...the...never mind!
Bill the Cat for President!
Why the heck are you wasting yer time reading a tagline?
Windows v17.00 - Microsoft *FINALLY* got it right!
Why are you still here? This message is over! GO AWAY!!
A registered owner of Blue Wave Message Reader - AND PROUD OF IT!!!!
"Paid off"? What does that mean?
IBM stands for "Inferior But Marketable"
Subway: A place so crowded even men can't all get seats.
This tagline is a figment of your imagination.
Klingon society for the promotion of cruelty to Tribbles.
Money is the root of all evil - send $9.95 in care of...
Always forgive your enemies-they hate it!
Divorce is a game played by lawyers.
Maybe THE UNIVERSE is fuzzy! -Hubble Astronomers
No Tagline today, I have a headache!
May the Great God of Sysopping smile upon you. :)
KISS: Keep it simple, stupid.
Give up, you'll only live til you die.
Oxymoron: Sisterly Love.
"I've got your free crazy bread in my pants." <Torgo>
I got these nude pictures of @TOFIRST@...!@#$*$ NO CARRIER
Bird owners have a cheep on their shoulder!
Forgiving opens the door to inner peace - B.J. Woods
Microsoft gives you Windows, OS/2 gives you the house!
"Halloween Activities" ─ by Bob N. Forapples
Flirt with a smile. Service with a smirk!
This bounty hunter is my kind of scum. Fearless and inventive.
"Believe it or not, Worf is developing a sense of humor." - Yar
Was Jimmie Hendrix's modem a Purple Hayes?
Is critical mass Christmas or Easter?
A poor excuse is better than no excuse at all
"Bother," said Pooh, as he admitted being Molly Yard's secret lover.
"How do you forget something like that?" - Principal McVickers
"The more RAM you have, the better", M. Chambers
A Theurge Uktena... talk about a walking redundancy...
Buy a Pentium: you can reboot faster.
Windows 95: Known as WinCrash by MicroSoft programmers.
PERSONAL COMPUTING ... A Terminal Disease.
Fenris does not forgive. Neither do we. -- Wisetongue
I'm a professional snoop. -- Calvin
Please make all deliveries at the rear.
Back to you, Rexella!
Which do I miss more Taglines or headaches???
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Al Gore for Starship Yamato engineer.
Hummm ... Mork of Borg ... maybe ...
To program anything that is programmable is obsession.
FidoNet: You thought the flamers on WWIVnet were awful...
Time is the dressmaker specializing in alterations.
Old friends takes on a whole new meaning with you. - Natalie Lambert
I bet the Doctor could *confuse* the Borg.
Honey in the mouth and knives in the heart.
Cut your own firewood and it'll warm you twice.
Niagara, O roar again!
Windows NT: From the makers of Windows 3.0!
And there were plagues of locusts, and frogs, and MS-DOS, and MS-Windows
FIDO lie #XII Netmail is highly PRIVATE and sysops don't read them.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he locked weapons systems onto the 747.
Be nice to your enemies. (It drives them nuts).
There were many ways of breaking a heart.<Buck>
A
N
S
I
Color
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Hardware hackers DO IT with power.
"You know Delenn, you're cute for a Mimbari..." Londo
"'Never running from a real fight' ... who WROTE that line?!"
"The Borg is the ultimate user." - Q
Bowlers do it in the alley.
JABBER the no meat, no oil QWK reader
URA Redneck if there is a stuffed possum anywhere in your home.
"It ain't over until it's over." - Casey Stengel
What the hell is going on? - Picard
"Bother", said Pooh as his Stinger locked onto the B-52.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro!
Warning sign: τ╞╕ï ï ¥öÜΓ ┌╖òδεm Θ∩ δΓûG
None of the Edmonton players has the name GIZMO on their back!
"The Snakes of Set will run for their hiding holes." -- Shamish
Sign outside Brothel: On Vacation. Beat it!
National Healthcare: medicine with postal efficiency & IRS compassion.
Confucius say: Australia Good Place to Put Chinese Restaurant.
Cindarella's Godmother was a fairy.
With your TURNIP nose, your RADISH hair and your CHERRY smile,
"That was the stun setting." *bleep* "This is not."-Data
DOOM ][: When in doubt, Use the BFG-9000!
#define int bool
Stamp out nouvelle cuisine in our lifetime!
It's not death if you refuse it... it is if you accept it.
"And now, the end is near..." -- Elvis Presley
Death is nature's way of saying "Howdy". <unknown>
Should old acquaintance be forgot. . . - Count of Monte Cristo
Def: Disk Drive: A motor for a frisbee.
"I thought you said it was a party!" - Dot
Bother! said Pooh, as he changed a Barney clone into an AOLer...KEWL!!!
Shouldn't you go back to lurking now?
"You know what the sad part is, Odo? I'm a very good tailor."
< Tagline removed to avoid embarassment. >
'Personal hygene is the key to success'- W. Nels
Quid pro quake: Something for the earth mover.
F*S*? *>FIRE!<* Novel? <sniff, sniff> *>FIRE!<*
Gimme Just A Little More Time
"Cats rule and dogs drool!" -- Sassy
Save the whales -- they make great leftovers!
Oxymoron: structure design
Common sense is an oxymoron.
This is good television...This is GENIUS! - Howard Stern
How did you like command? -- Riker Comfortable chair -- Worf
I am Slappy of Borg. Ahh, button yer yap! You will be assimilated!
"Will you kindly remember you are an X-Man and not a school boy Romeo!"
ASCII stupid question... Get a stupid ANSI.
"If anyone would like me to dial 911, please raise your hand."
Caution! SysOp under pressure!
Help stop overpopulation.Punch pregnant women in the guts
Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? -- Governor Tarkin
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read yet another 'Pooh' tagline.
. The OFFICIAL tagline of the 1996 Olympics!
Hands across the water. Hands across the sky!
Creativity demands curiosity in the search for knowledge.
Mickey Mouse wears a Spiro Agnew watch.
Taste the pain!
URA Redneck if you've named your truck, but not your dog.
Famous Last Words #58: "We're not too high up..."
"Take that back! It tastes like the stuff my wife makes."
It's not a stolen tagline, its "previously viewed"
Meadow Waffers: Nature's way of saying watch your step.
I'm lost! Can you help?....
I have charts and graphs that prove I'm right.
I am VR of Borg. You will be simulated!
MOM'S HINT #221: There's no escaping car pools.
Humbled again, by overlooking the obvious...
Bother! said Pooh, as he heard his Doc Wagon band go off
Yo momma so fat she has her own time zone.
Is God GOOD or What!!!
Morality cannot be defined by individual choice.
Retreat hell! We're just fighting in another direction.
Drop the gun, Tom said with a disarming smile.
So? What do you expect ME to do about it?
I embrace poverty! To annoy me, send money.
Newspaper Ad: Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
Freedom of religion includes the freedom to laugh at it!
Make like a surrealist and fill a bath with orange juice.
URA Redneck if your porch collapses and kills more than 7 dogs.
4 of 5 Sysops prefer donuts; one prefers women... but she's strange.
We came, we saw, we BBSed.
Long live the C64! G-g-guys? I was only kiddin, <BANG!!>
COFFEE.COM not found: A)dd more, R)eheat F)reak out.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found out his tribble was pregnant.
One man's folly is another man's Leica.
URA Redneck if your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
SYSOP stands for Sent Your Spouse Obscene Pictures
Purchasing Windows is an Unrecoverable Application Error.
All my friends would ask me where it's all leading to...
Adam shouldn't have had an Apple either.
Indeed, Captain Picard, you have found him -- Spock
"But once you are real, you can't become unreal again."
Run me out in the cold rain and snow
Do something unusual today. Buy me some hockey tickets!
Yo mama so fat, she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Your Honor, my bird wants a peace bond with the cat.
Home is where the computer is plugged in.
She said she had nothing to wear. I smiled.
Oxymoron: home offices
Graffiti's changed deface of this nation.
I've fallen, and I can't reach my beer!
Oxymoron: Senatorial Courtesy.
Dinner: Dead animals and some stuff out of the ground.
Condoning sloppy spelling is guache.
And we'll have fun, fun, fun `till Daddy takes the Modem away!
I was goin' Chopin', but I forgot my Lizst! Had to go Bach to get it.
"Irish First Aid" ─ by R.U. O'Kaye
Hot, blue, and righteous; an angel called me aside.
Bloody Nicole: Just add OJ!
"If you don't like yourself, you can't like other people." -- RAH
We just want the FAX ma'am...Keep the photo copier
I can hardly forbear throwing taglines at him. -- Tagspeare
Many folks are smarter than they look. Thank goodness!!
When the ground shaketh beneath thee, thou hast found a true sub-woofer.
I always thought I'd have a crack at this chair someday. -Riker
"But Brain, we're off-topic." - Pinky
Poor Taste Inc - Bringing it all together real soon now
[[[tagline has been blanked to prevent burn-in]]]
Oxymoron: Texas Chic.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ick the friggin thing
When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die.<E. Roosevelt>
Everyday, more QWK users test positive for Blue Wave!
Friends don't let friends use GEnie.
Oxymoron: intense apathy
Dieting: A way to make the ends justify the jeans.
Whenever you're holding all the cards, why does everyone else turn
From Disk and all of the little Diskettes
TRAPEZOID - A device for catching zoids.
Lie: Tuna Artichoke Surprise. Sounds yummy.
A cynic smells the flowers and looks for the casket.
Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.
Where's my PIZZA????
Politically incorrect and DAMNED proud of it!!!
I'm not a complete idiot... Several parts are missing!
"Hhmmpp! Chemical monster. Put him *down*, Eric." - Crow
"Bring 'em on, I prefer a straight fight rather than this sneaking"-Han
"Bother," said Pooh as his batteries died just moments before climax.
Spam...it is the devil's work!
*-*-*-*-*-*-(Tribble: Hands Across America)*-*-*-*-*-*
Conventionality is not morality. Self-righteousness is not religion.
Reagan Rich,Lots to Eat.Hungry Kids,their bed the street.
Tagline theft successful. Use immediately? Y/N
"Let me talk to them - I know how these guys think." - NR Bureaucrat
There's too much Sax and Violins in Classical Music!
Judge not a hockey player by his strength, but by his lost teeth!
Irish First Aid: R.U. O'Kaye(k)
I believe in The Divine Right of SysOps.
**** Nothing Follows ****
Happy, happy. Joy, joy.
Too much free time? Become a SysOp...
and logical that Nature is flattered and acquiesces.
Watch out everyone, Guy's gonna upload...
It's when they say 2 + 2 = 5 that I begin to argue.
Clinton - New Liberal Math: your paycheck minus your paycheck.
Clinton will tax wealthy Americans. Congratulations! You're rich!
"Hey, it's me!" - Han Solo
A! Collectable Taglines #17: Marita Hippo
Mere words cannot express my feelings in this matter.
Have You Backed Up Your Taglines?
OXYMORON : Punk fashion
Has anybody ever found Waldo?
A conservative is a worshipper of dead radicals.
The great charm of cats is their rampant egotism.
"Look who's staying with us! It's our special friend!" - Yakko
"Give us more responsibility" - Bill Clinton
Bring order to your life .. use random numbers.
Stannum by my man!
Oh, get some hair Picard, your brain has caught cold -- Q
This is Rick `Mega' Burwell of TAG-X Pro. He's ßeta, Jim.
No medicine can cure a vulgar person.
"We're off to Scotland", said Tom clandestinely.
Stupidity is no excuse for not thinking.
Nothing beats a hockey game!
Oxymoron: Quick C.
Out of the frying pan, into der fire. - The Swedish Chef
If your mind goes blank, remember to turn off the sound.
Def: Camel: A quarter horse designed by a committee.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Locking S-Foils in attack position...
"God Jul och Gott Nytt aar." - Swedish Christmas
Beat me up, Scotty. No sado-masochism on this planet.
"Bother," said Pooh as they stuffed him and mounted him on the wall
Lie: I've never seen anything quite like it.
Picard Maneuver: Wait and see what happens.
Giant Giant Space Hamster.
Rubuncles - The bumps on uncooked chicken.
F:\> Error finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded!
"Well, whatever it was, it gave *me* a stiffy!" - Butt-Head
Is Multimate the Word Processor for Bigamists?
Man who says it cannot be done, should not interrupt woman doing it.
I learned to kiss like this by syphoning gas!
ERROR: CPU not found
FACTS (Def.): Things Which Tend To MODERATE Opinions.
This tagline Copyright @YEAR@ (C) All rights reserved.
Clinton voter and proud of...<BOOM!> %$K@! NO CARRIER
Reality is for people who can't cope with drugs
Thank you for pushing the self destruct button
Ford of Borg: At the Collective, Assimilation is Job #1.
The day divides the nights. Nightime devours the day.
I touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!
My other computer is a human brain
'It's Not My Fault!' -- Han Solo & Lando Calrissian
Chelsea: "Call my Daddy, my Mommy is ruining the country!"
than mine are?
It" has fallen, and "it" won't get up.
Slavery's not just a job, it's indenture.
The consumer is not a moron, it is your spouse.
jackpot: you may have an unneccessary change record
Boot in the root! BAT in a FAT! Backup,backup,DAT,DAT,DAT
"Do what thou wilt" shall be the Law. - Aleister Crowley
"A leopard never changes his stripes." - Al Gore
I am Bones of Borg. He's assimilated, Jim.
When in doubt, go for the attacker's eyes.
"You're still disgusting." "Till the day I die." - Odo/Q
I swallowed a window! the woman shouted painfully
├Θ┤ ├Θ┤ ├Θ┤ TIE fighter attack ! ├Θ┤ ├Θ┤ ├Θ┤
CT Legislature: A Tagline? Are you SURE it's not taxable?
URA Redneck if taxidermist bill exceeds annual income.
"Sorry, but I'm on a low saliva diet." -- Slappy
Give that man arrays of pointers to functions!!!
If Einstein were black, would relativity be E=MC Hammer?
May your future be limited only by your dreams.
URA Redneck if you've been kicked out of the KKK for being a "bigot".
Latest book out: Complete Idiot's Guide to Taglines
* <- Tribble $ <- Tribble after drug dealing
"But if you kiss me, you're slaying your own dragon." - Yakko Warner
May 1, 2015 headline: Elvis spotted in retirement home.
The tuna doesn't taste the same without the dolphin.
Join Amnesiacs Anonymous at um, er...
A Dalek Borg: Resistance is futile. You will be as-si-mi-la- ted.
FORVAL MODEMS, A Glance Into The Future!
Anyone out there read any Jorge Louis Borges?
MERDE!!! I rescued the dragon!!
Programmers do it in loops.
Reagan of Borg: Well, Sam, Ollie's going to assimilate you.
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill? A: It kept falling out.
Confucius say: Those who quote me are fools.
Barney and Baby Bop MUST DIE!
If all the world's a stage, I wanna operate the trap door
Freya, Goddess of Love and War: If ya can't lay 'em, slay 'em!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stepped on the cat's tail.
My hard drive just got harder!!
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
42?7.5 million years & all y--oh,you were running Win31..
* Watch for our ad in BBS Caller Digest Magazine **
Prune: A plum that has seen better days.
Rule 1 - Never take a beer to a job interview!
"FLUSH!, Whee! Ha Ha Ha!, I'm done with my bath!" -Calvin
Do not store at temperatures above 120 degrees.
Scenery is here... Wish you were nice.
Computers are useless, they only give answers.
My low-fat diet really works! The fat hangs lower every day.
Step 1: Insert Windows into Linear Accelerator.
Cream cheese! W-r-o-n-g! Oops! *BANG* Dead! - Don Schanke
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. R. B. Fuller
Even water tastes bad when taken on doctor's orders.
We are Siamese if you please... *(0.0)* *(0.0)*
Don't steal, the government doesn't like the competition
Freedom of the press is guaranteed to those who own one.
Bother! said Pooh, as he put the message in the wrong conf.
Flirt: A woman who thinks it's every man for herself.
DM's ADVICE: The rule book you want is at the bottom of the stack.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...everything's proceeding as we have forseen.
Just gimma a slice of...
"There's always been TV. There's just more channels now." - Butt-Head
SyntaxWhy not? In Canada, we tax everything....
My COM PORT is busted! Is there a SERIAL killer around?
Nine months? Why were you in such a hurry at the end?
There's feline flesh all over the road, Tom said categorically.
Rainy days and automatic weapons always get me down...
Only fools fall from space!
I solved it! The chicken got hit while crossing the road!
I am Christopher Robin of Borg: You sit here and assimilate Piglet.
"Tennis is irrelevant." -- Bjorn Borg
"My foreign policy is...what time is it?" - B. Clinton
Modems are proof that people enjoy torturing themsevles
ïm ån åbûséd τáÇ£ nê - nëèd â néw u$ë╔
I'd rather be anatomically correct than politically so.
Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness its poison.
Post Piece of a Packet - Get Reply's in Return!
EMIGRATING : New Zealand's military strategy to conquer Australia.
If It's Bug Free, It's Time to Make Changes.
Oxymoron: large-scale mini-computers
YO! Picard! That just ain't logical! -- S'talone of Vulcan
Do moderators post off-topic in other areas..?
Your e-mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage.
Bus - Vehicle used by the data to commute to work
She who dies with the most TAGLINES wins!
A floppy disk is an immature hard disk.
Enough research will tend to support your theory.
A crucifix? Oy vey, have you got the wrong vampire!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he issued speeding tickets at the Indy 500.
That which does not kill you...really hurts!
Cat are always more sarcastic than dogs.
CAT PROBLEMS: Drawers that make no allowance for tails.
Def: Floating Control: When you have to go but can't leave the computer
Golfers love to play a round.
COMMAND.COM not loaded. System halted due to sobriety.
'It takes a giant to fight a giant' - H. Prym
"Let me do the talking." - Yakko
Filling up my hard drive, with taglines!
When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinp
Taglines sold separately
You are in a maze of twisty little programs, all alike.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (H)ave a beer!
When you're stoned, you don't get so upset at commercials!
Don't drink and write taglines
The term "Liberal Thinktank" is an oxymoron.
FORD Fix or Repair Daily.
"Forgive him! He knows not what he does!" - Yakko Warner
FLY.COM crashed. (A)bort, (R)etry, (B)ailout
Go on, just hit me! ...Name:Esc, #:27, Rank:UL..
Four of 5 Sysops prefer doughnuts. The 5th demands pizza.
What are you doing? This message is over. GO AWAY!
Well, it's all right.. every day is just one day
I couldn't find my pencil Tom appended.
You're a Redneck if: you have ever financed a tattoo.
Windows is:fun card game.It is NOT a working environment!
"Starship go >>BOOM<<"
Thrashing is just virtual crashing.
I never buy books on impulse. Only on warp.
Famous Last Words #04: "I think it's dead..."
Kill me and you blow everyone's cover! Everyone! - Kalas
Catatonic (n) - Italian beverage most preferred by cats.
BATF: Bureau of Assassins, Terrorists and Fire starters
This tagline is brought to you by the letter "C".
"Deanna, tell me - do you like to...experiment?" - Beverly Crusher
:-) I don't wanna, I don't wanna.....Aw zipit kid...(-:
Don't be a fool cover your tool
102. Nature decays, latinum last forever.
Hasta la vista, ...baby!
Captian, I am sensing menacing background music - Troi
Don't ask me--I'm making this up as I go!
All taglines are curently busy. Please try again later.
Ack! A Moderator! Run away! Run away! (G)
JUST ANOTHER INMATE IN THIS ASYLUM!!!
You're from the planet Earth, aren't you?
Mega-Message was here.
Real SysOps have their own phone line without 'call-waiting.'
But I don't like Spam!
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
ALERT! ALERT!... No, it's TWO Lerts!
"Come not between the dragon and his wrath..." -- Dohlman, Tremere
The story of my life: To live every day of it!!!
AD&D Famous Last Words: But it's only a LITTLE red dragon...
"Bother," said Pooh as he smoked a joint and his head exploded
Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore...
SailorMoonDOS: Remove directory NEGAVRSE <Y/n>?
Friday the 13th Part XXV: Jason Gets Assimilated Into the Borg!
Misinformation Central.
Computers, blondes and jazz seldom go together. - Riker
And all the Borg left was this copy of OS/2...
URA Redneck if you're entertained by a 6 pack and a bug zapper.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy the evidence.
Birdmodem: ZRCHRP Received. Sending SEEDS.LZH
What's üP?
OXYMORON : Definite maybe
Aid the Soviets, send all Yuppies!
Drop the gun, said Tom, with a disarming smile.
Sarek, we're a part of each other. - Picard
Car phone answering machine: 'Hi, I'm home right now...' - s.w.
Never stand between a dog and a fire hydrant!
Clinton 1040 Tax Form: How much do you make?__________
Shoulda got earthquake insurance.- Duncan MacLeod
As funny as a barrel of rats.
Kick the darkness till it bleeds LIGHT!!!
Oohhh. Jedi Master. Yoda. You seek Yoda.
Inconsistent tag line...Please hold......
Renegade Tagline!! We're tired of Being Kidnapped!!!
Oxymoron: Nice cat
"2228.7:1? Those are pretty good odds." -=- Kirk
Quite an interesting Tagline. Think I'll take it with me.
And fear not to unfold your dark visions of torment.
I need my computer; it keeps me out of the bars!!
"You can't have my shiny thing!": Cat
Backup my hard drive? I can't find reverse!
"Captain, life is not a dream." - Spock
Some people would not recognize subtlety if it hit them on the head.
Q: How do you circumcise a Redneck? A: Kick his sister in the chin.
New Divorce Barbie, She comes with all Ken's accessories!
Gotta run, cat's caught in the printer...
"Not tonight, boys, call me when you get some pubes, OK?" - Babes-R-Us
Must Go - Some Jehovahs witnesses need shouting at.
Window Error:00A Promotional literature overflow. Mailbox full.
I'm not a tagline, but I play one on SLMR!
"You'll find I'm full of surprises!" - Luke Skywalker
Reality is the illusion produced by an alcohol deficiency
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
"Bother," cried Pooh, as he sold Eeyore to the glue factory.
SLTS 1.10 ■ SLTS 1.10 ■ SLTS 1.10 ■ SLTS 1.10 ■
Jesus Christ: Your Creator, not your spirit-brother. - Col. 1:16-17
Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Corvette?
"The Works of Leo Tolstoy" ─ by Warren Peace
"Who's scruffy-looking?" - Han Solo
Rigor mortis never killed anyone.
VIRSES?!? Weon't ot nstinkg vir!
Is truth not truth for all? Natira, stardate 5476.4.
(BorgDOS 1.0) DH0:> Session complete. Assimilate another? Y/N?
Oxymoron: Whole Hemisphere.
Neither rain, nor snow, nor ILiníÑæ ñºî$ê
Crusher: Worf, have you seen Wesley? Worf: No, I haven'
Newspaper Ad - Wanted: Chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month.
This is more fun than DSZ!
A fool must now and then be right by chance.
My cat only WISHES she was black.
MANGLE 1.11 ■ Like a fine wine, being improved over time.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Quark showed him the Ferengi print.
Holy Hydraulics, Fudgeman!
New! Pagan Barbie! (wand, incense, athame, pentacle sold separately)
Software stands between man and his machine.
"Swindler and con man!" Kirk "Entrepeneur!" Mudd
POTTIE called (A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ill caller?
Dragons love you dipped in chocolate.
Actors do it in the limelight.
DAMN!!!! I've been found out! :-(
If anything CAN go wrong, it wi&î⌠Q+_)*&U NO CARRIER
Avoid polysyllabification.
If Picard ever proposed to a lass he'd say...Engage!
"Paul has remained Saul after all; the persecutor of God." - Nietzsche
Boy, that's bad!!
I thought Vidas Gerulitas was a geriatric disorder.
Better a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy...
"Bother," said Pooh, as @TOFIRST@ butchered him for his paws and liver.
In the beginning was the word, but when the second word was added,
Marching to the beat of a different kettle of fish.
"Now it's getting scary!" - Yakko
IBM: Yesterday's tech. today, today's software tomorrow!
TANSTAAFL .. (There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch)
"`God told me' is no excuse for stupidity." - Steve Quarrella
Not firing on all four (six) (eight) cylinders.
"My dog loves people. But mostly he gets canned dog food."
Blue Wavers do it in QWK doors!
I have driven thru downtown Manhattan at lunchtime...on a
IMPORTANT Information is ENCOURAGED.
Dropped from the sky on @DATE@ at @TIME@ by the gods.
If at first you don't succeed, try a hammer...
Dragons aren't extinct, they've just learned to hide real well.
"Conjunction Junction, what's your function?"
Women are like fires: they go out if left unattended.
Avoid off topic messages. Start conversations with the Moderator!
Uncontained entropy experiment gone crazy.......maybe.
I like to leave messages *before* the beep.
Politics? They're parrot parasites, right?
"Ada is PL/I trying to be Smalltalk." - Codoso diBlini
C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\COMPUTER\DIE
FBI man to another: Have you booked any good reds lately?
If you don't have a memory like an elephant, leave tracks to follow.
The person who knows what is going on must be fired.
Question authority, but raise your hand first.
Don't let her drive, she's legally blonde!
Oxymoron: paper china
"Wish not to seem, but to be, the best." - Aeschylus
Jeez, if you love Honkus...
Respect Those Beneath Ye -- All Are of Gaia.
Captain, I sense he is staring at my cleavage! - D. Troi
I'm not cynical -- I'm just experienced.
St. Silicon lives !
and Galactic Warzone version 2
Reality is a crutch for people who cannot deal with ImagiNet!
Please don't feed or tease the fundies.
If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
I feel [insert emotion of choice here], out there.. -- Troi
"Bother," said Pooh, pulling the tribble from his honey pot.
If it doesn't work, change the documentation.
I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call -Bart
You are only as funny as your audience thinks you are.
of not exceeding the limit.
I can carry a tune but you don't wanna be around when I u
Janet Reno is "Big Sister!"
You're not afraid of heights, are you Doctor? Worf
Perfection is acheived only on the point of collapse.
I'm not illiterate! My parents were married...
I gotta run, the cat is stalking the printer.
Fools have Dogs for companions!
Delta: The kids will love our inflatable slides.
I'm off to meet my doom, mom. See you after school. -- Calvin
Oxymoron: Night of the Living Dead
A landfill is a terrible thing to waste.
"I shall sample some of your burned replicated bird meat."
It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
and now I are one.
What this game REALLY needs is some adult supervision!
Clinton bumper sticker: Quayle is a BOZOE!
Away, old dotard, get away!
Abandon hope early and avoid the rush.
"Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?" -- Force
ASCII stupid questions, get stupid ANSI!
If money talks, Being a SysOp is pretty quiet.
Moderator Rule #2: You're NOT God...but don't tell anyone
Yo momma got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
Cat Game #6: Fit into the smallest space available.
MOM'S HINT #029: Have an answer ready for "Where do babies come from?"
Apathy Error: Don't Bother Striking Any Key
GI: Whistling while you work. BI: Whistling while you eat.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he uncovered a hive of Smurfs.
DYNAMITE.COM found. Explode computer? (Y/N)
"Go ahead, blame Q if it makes you feel any better." - Q
Computer models of computer conferences.
There, I've run rings around you logically...
Why call them back from heaven?
Windoze NT: The epitome of Crippleware
STRESS--Your gut says no & your mouth says yes
And then remove them with a pitch fork.
Oxymoron: Peace keeper missile.
"There is another basic shortage on our planet." - Martin, "V"
Who whizzed on YOUR Wheaties, mate?
God: (n) The Greatest User of capital letters.
"And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God..." - The Crow
"That's not true, Brain! He's a crime-fighting genius!" - Pinky
I hear President Clinton is naming you Secretary of the Inferior.
None of you exists, my sysop types all this in!
No matter which direction you march, it is allways uphill.
Cat advice; take time to eat some flowers.
ENGAGE! I always wanted to say that! - Richard Picardo
"Budget the luxuries *first*!" -- Heinlein
The future just isn't what it used to be.
Happiness is your favorite program moving to Windows
Well it's NOT as good as SLiMeR 2.0!! Jim
Canadian DOS prompt: "Yer sure, eh? [Yes/No/Maybe]"
U.S. Air: When you care enough to burn the living flesh.
An Aardvark is not just for Christmas anymore.
Just a modern modem mage cruising the electronic highways.
I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
Bush/Clinton/Perot:Hear no evil,see no evil,speak no evil
Why do people start to speed-up just when you start to pass them?
Never vacation on an active volcano.
Real Programmers drive VWs - in need of paint.
Bother! said Pooh, as the moderator swung his club.
A good rooster crows in any hen house.
Delivered by Electronic Sleddogs. . .Woof!
Where ever you go; there you are!
I haven't decided yet. -Q to Picard
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - s.w.
Cat Game #6: fit into the smallest space possible.
For some reason the little Whalers make us laugh.
Those whom the gods love grow young.
Musicians do it with rhythm.
Hey Rocky! Watch me pull some intelligence outta Usenet!
Don't mind me... I just lurk here.
Truth does not matter; PERCEPTION of truth does.
If I had a twit filter, how could I read mail from me?
Def: DESQview: Faster than a Cray (running Windows)
"Ruin my studio, will you.... you... you.... whatever-you-ares!!!" Plotz
Vampires give *killer* hickeys.
"Look! Mouseburger and french flies!" - Beavis
I am a Vampire. Please wash your neck.
"As Solid as..." ─ by Rocco Gibraltar
I nominate Bill Clinton as the Pro abortion Poster child.
* <- Tribble *______________o_____¡¡¡ <- Tribble bowling
Elvis is dead. Andy Kaufman is alive and impersonating him.
NOW CRUSH THAT DOVE WITH A TON OF LOVE - D E V O
Def: Master Baiter: The ultimate in handheld fishing gear.
Pournelle must die!
About as sharp as a bowl of jello.
Elvis Sighting Hotline: 1-800-I-C-D-KING.
When the fox gnaws, smile! L. Long
I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now!
If anyone has any idea why I do this, keep it to yourself.
OXYMORON : Sybaritic restraint
Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!
"Can you actually kill yourself with laxative pills?" -Vyv
Thou shalt Honor thy SysOp.
Hardware hackers DO IT with resistance.
Overeating: What makes you thick to your stomach.
Life's a Hillary.
Gilligan's Island was not a documentary.
Oxymoron: Not concerned.
Al Gore hugs trees.
When CPR fails, does the doctor order "Barium?"
Could you kill a vampire with a sunlamp?
<-- Look! It's registered!
CLINTON: "I said 'No gnu taxes!' Do you see any gnus being taxed?"
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Ewoks stole his honey pot.
Have the guts to go nuts!
AD&D Famous Last Words: I didn't think ANYTHING did 40-400 hp damage.
The Best Of Holiday Greetings And Wishes To You All...
Sunday morning hockey...The church of the little black disk.
Do HD's sneeze when they catch a virus?
False accusation of rape creates economic rape.
I am Pooh of Borg: I think I'll assimilate a little something today.
"@TOFIRST@ is about to blow!"
This tagline is tri-lingual. [English, Canadian and American]
I will not waste chalk - Bart
Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either.
Oxymoron: Pure Nonsense.
Imprisoned in .QWK file! Send the ZIP army!
AD&D Famous Last Words: "This looks like a safe place to camp."
Golf is a good walk spoiled - Mark Twain
How do I set my Laser Printer to "STUN"?
Tagline confiscated by order of FBI
Everything I need to know, I learned from my cat.
Chain Tagline Gang...outlawed in Texas.
"Bother," said Pooh, and hit his reset switch.
Always keep clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
Oxymoron: Greater Good.
Isn't this alt.off-topic?
Fear is the parent of cruelty.
May you live to see a great president in office again.
CLINTON.SYS CORRUPTED: RUN REAGAN.EXE TO FIX
Excuse me, Chief, my shoe is ringing.
Ghosts are merely unsubstantiated roomers.
Computer Marketing & Consults--Stay Clear!!
"What do you mean you reformatted the cat?"
@@ (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ix dinner and leave the @#$! computer alone? @@
File not found. Did you look in the closet?
"You must have an IQ of at least half a million." -Popeye
Open WINDOWS and you let BUGS in...
AD&D Famous last words: Dammit, this thing won't die!
Small minds make for small worlds.
Do you know how to keep a Modemer in suspense?
"The moral of today's story is irrelevant." - Yakko Warner of Borg
I don't have a hobby. I have a computer.
If you can't stand the cold, get into the kitchen!
It's what I do. I'm a terminator...NO CARRIER
"Politically Correct", the perfect oxymoron.
What's the point in bashing if you can't bash yourself, first?
"I am Borg... James Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, Miss Moneypenny."
"Bother," said Pooh, I'M Brian of Nazareth!
I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
Was hiding behind the door when they passed out brains.
I am Pentium of Borg. Prepare to be approximated.
The Windows folks wrote EDLIN. They can't be *all* bad!
Why be humble when you can be insane?
This tagline cancelled due to lack of interest
Oh, I do have a couple or so. >;-{>##
I have NOT lost my mind. It's backed up on disk somewhere
Emoticon: - -:-¿ Real punk rockers don't smile
"Bother," said Pooh, as he deleted 35 AOLer `Me Too' posts.
Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.
Clinton: The Charlie Brown President. (Wishy Washy)
"For a ghost you bleed real good." - Top Dollar
Oxymoron: Plymouth Reliant
The other day I... No, waitaminit, that wasn't me... - s.w.
It's better than a slap in the belly with a wet trout!
How come the AT&T logo looks like the Death Star?
Never attack a dragon with a pointy stick.
Clinton at a war memorial is like EarthFirst! owning a logging company.
Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you!-Y. Arafat
Bimbette: A small bimbo.
If Nature abhors a vacuum, she sure did make a lot of it
Don't ask a fool directions!
Yo momma so fat the bathtub leaves a ring around her.
Oxymoron: solipsists of the world, unite
"Yes. life's pretty cheap to that type." - Brad Majors
Make like Michael Jackson and beat it.
URA Redneck if your mother's been in a fistfight at a sports event.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ormatting C? AAARRRGGGHHH.
Did you know that I know that you know I didn't?
And it harm none, use it as a Tagline!
I just ate some sugar, Tom buzzed.
"It's over. Definitely over."
Oxymoron: random logic
A tagline? Then is Doomsday near? -- Tagspeare
"Is there some significance to this action?" -- Alice #210
I forgive my enemies...after their hanged!
URA Redneck if you get too drunk to fish.
Stupidity got us here, it can get us out.--Will Rogers
"Whoa! Sneakier than advertised!" - Yakko
Women are GREAT! Every man should own one!!!!!
How come you can send sounds using MIME?
Picard Burger: No sesame seeds on the bun.
This is abuse, arguments are down the hall.
Def: Dilate: To live longer.
If anything can go wrong, it@!f#-}j* NO CARRIER
Hackers DO IT immediately.
I'm busy making road kill the state animal.
(¿) Well, at least I think I can (?)
A disagreement may be the shortest cut between two minds.<Gibran>
Life is just one thing after another.
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is COOL, hehe hehe..hehehe
Oxymoron: leisure suit
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for being bear in public.
We sweat so we don't catch fire when making love.
I'm just here for moral support. Please ignore the gun...
"Last mistake you'll ever make" - Luke Skywalker
Even a noseless cat can smell.
Oxymoron: brave politician
You have got to teach me to do that sometime. - Natalie Lambert
"She stayed the whole time... talked a lot." - B. Clinton
Oxyidiot 1.0, Oxyimbecile 2.0, Oxymoron 3.0, Oxygenius real soon now.
God told me to rob the 7-11!
Sorry, the brain you have reached has been disconnected.
Firemen DO IT best in the heat.
Seminar For Women: Why Putting Down Other Women Shouldn't Be Enjoyable.
Can I get some nachos? No! Are you SURE this is heaven?
I may not be right, but I make up for it by being sure.
"As of now, I'm reopening the X-Files." -- Skinner
Oxymoron: working dinner
You're as flutie as a Ssi-ruu!
Can you be arrested for killing a program??
Just say you *borrowed* the taglines.
"I am the very model of a cartoon individual!" - Yakko Warner
This is the U.S. Secret Servic#$!&&@#!$ NO CARRIER
Bigot? Fundamentalist? Love guns? The Republicans want YOU!
I need some concrete facts that Hoffa is dead.
Sects! Sects! Sects! Is that all Monks think about?
The PC is down. I hope it's something serious.
Def: Detour: The roughest distance between two points.
Why do I do these things to myself?
Acknowledged. -Picard
P.B. don't mean Polynesian Bobsled...
URA Redneck if there's a ham hanging from your front porch.
It is easier to catch flies with honey than with vinegar.
"Tribbles who love Klingons", on the next Oprah!
"Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer."
Bad day: You wake up dead.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found out his symbiont hated huuny.
"Bother," said Odo, as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle.
Why do they put Braille dots on the drive-up ATM?
Marriage is the main cause for divorce.
"Hey! There's a dead rat in there! GREAT!! <CHOMP>" - Vyv
I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further. - Vader
Yo momma so fat when shes on the beach the kids yell "FREE WILLY!"
If this were funny, it'd be a tagline.
Honestly, Mr. Moderator - they were confused when *I* got here.
Def: Macro: The last half of an expression of surprise: Holy Macro.
Come to Iraq.... we're having a blast!
Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader.
New from Microsoft, a HD stress-tester: NT on 8 megs RAM.
Locutus 1-2-3: Borg spreadsheet program
Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
"Time's up, Benjamin!" Kira-2
URA Redneck if your sister subscribes to "Soldier of Fortune" magazine.
"PBS is pretty cool." - Butt-Head
A mind is a terrible thing to... Oooohh, the new Sailor V video game!
Four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant and Microwave
Usually insane; in lucid moments merely stupid.
Energize said Picard, and the pink bunny appeared....
Children of Waco, I feel your pain! - Bill Clinton
Afraid I was going to leave without giving you a goodbye kiss? -Han Solo
Doom - the ultimate encounter with virtual death!
When in doubt, make it configurable.
Giddyup, Beverly! Picard
Don rally two mush awn ewer spelt chequer.
Awww, shut yer muthafreddin' mouth!
Limbless Irish girl who lives in the back: Patty O'Furniture
Blondes AND women AND nurses can be sysops, too!
New User <Jim> to Sysop: I need BlueWave and I need it NOW!
Barney is David Koresh reincarnated, I have prood.
When you go Chopin, don't forget your Liszt.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for indecent exposure.
This tagline contains an exploding dye pack.
C Programmers do it with the LARGE model!
Bother! said Pooh, as the bungi cord broke.
When the going gets tough, the wimps call in at 300 baud
Life is anything that dies when you stomp it!
"@@@@@hhh, mabye not." - Yakko Warner
"Death rituals?"--Quark "Everybody needs a hobby."--Odo
"The big ship. I want to see that one explode." - Tol Sivron
6.6.6 - Internet address of the Beast.
Apathy ERROR: Strike any key, or none. Who cares?
I'm a High-tech Redneck!
No one goes to the theatre unless they have bronchitis.
You made my day, now you have to sleep in it
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lobbed a grenade into the nursery.
Throw your windows out of the windows
The meek -shall- inherit the Earth. The rest? THE STARS!
Bah, Humbug! Don't post 'til next year. - Moderator Christmas greeting.
Did you forget to set your alarm clock? - Riker
Bookkeepers do it for the record.
Assassins do it from behind.
I'm gonna miss you too... NOT!
"Honey, pass the waffle syrup! That Clinton guy is on TV again!"
Wedding rings: The world's smallest handcuffs.
A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards.
"There will be more announcements later." - S. Commander John, "V"
"Bother" said POOH, releasing the hounds.
"What did you do to the computer, Monkey-Man?" -- Zaphod
Get your QWKs on Route 66!
And they went out, and preached that men should repent. (Mark 6:12)
Pick those nits!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dropped another white rhino.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (Y)ou must be kidding?
"Extremities where I can see them!" -- Odo
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted @N@.
Gotta go, the dog is too quiet.
It's all turning out to be a war over LAN and C.
The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Love truth but pardon error.
Truth is more of a stranger than fiction -- Mark Twain
Murphy's law: Everything fails someday, including Murphy'
I program like a MAN. I use COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE.
I came in late, but don't worry. I'll leave early to make up for it.
We can't go back, and we can't stay here. -- Picard
The Christmas Pageant does not stink. --Bart Simpson.
I write out of my own needs a s achild. <Blume>
Last sentence left ambiguous on purpose.
Scrute the inscrutable and eff the ineffable!
"You butt...uh, head...." - Butt-Head
Beat me first ... ask questions later ...
To be and not to be, that is the contradiction
Windows: XT emulator for an AT.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...What do you get a Wookiee for x-mas?
Sogoggog... No, I mean Yog SothoAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHH!
"Bother," said Pooh, backing into Barney.
Earl Schieb of Borg - "I'll assimilate anybody for $79.95!"
Darkness has a hunger that's insatiable.
TOMORROW, TODAY!
Nervous: Asking which wine goes best with fingernails.
I have just one word for you, my boy...plastics!
Sesquippledan verboojuice. ■ Wells
File Manager msg: star.star found. Deleting all Star Trek files.
Bits make bytes, but nibbles turn me on!
Iraqi rifle for sale. Never fired. Dropped once.
Has anyone got a (tuit)?
American politics, the best that money can buy.
For the townsfolk below, the day began like any other...-Calvin
In all systems of theology, the devil is a male.
Why is purely coincidental.
Great stuff, more ammo for the tag dump... ;>
Oops! Caught the Moderators attention again.
Clinton makes Nixon look truthful and Carter competent.
We've got an unbeatable team! - Sauron
"Curious. Just how did you reach that conclusion?" ■ Data
Vampires are a pain in the neck.
REDNECK VIRGIN: A girl who can outrun her brothers.
Better Living through Wildcat Running in OS/2 WARP!
Troi of Borg - "Answer me... how does assimilation make you feel?"
Looking left and then right for lurking Moderator...
I am NOT a MERRY MAN! --- Lt. Worf
"There's no place like taglines, No place like taglines..."
* <- Tribble . <- Honey I Shrunk the Tribble.
When women go wrong, men go right after them!!
Peter Norton would love to work on your disk of life.
YES! I'm a trouble maker!
Clinton in '96 - "No More Waffling and Indecision...Probably"
Unable to locate Al Werner -- Big Deal!!!!!
I was up above it. Now I'm down in it. -- NIN
Ever feel like you're not really wanted? * Geordi
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
"Your skin is purple, man - I don't dig you!" - van Driessen
You have violated Robot's Rules of Order!
Everyone is entitled to my opinion... FREE!
Docs? Why would I want to look at Docs. Nurses are better ;-)
Now we will discuss the location of your hidden Rebel base.
Please note the absence of anything remotely like a <G>.
Famous Last Words #16: "Don't worry - it doesn't bite..."
Who is "General failure," and why is he reading my disk?
Bailiffs always come to order.
Borg MTV: The Music Revolution Will Be Assimilated.
Clinton: The Pinocchio of Presidents.
Deja BooBoo: An odd feeling you've stolen "that picnic basket" before.
Bad news, Dad. Your polls are way down. -- Calvin
Bother! said Pooh... am I a lieutenant or a chief petty officer?
"Naughty frog! *NARF*!" - Pinky
Bite off one chicken head and they never let you forget.
This is your brain on drugs, toast and coffee
God made the cat so that we, for a moment, might caress the tiger.
"His death is irrelevant, Jim." - McCoy of Borg
What part of my brilliance don't you understand?
Not to know is bad, but not to wish to know is worse.
"I love it when assimilation comes together." ─ The Borg Team.
FAITH HEALERS do it with whatever they can lay their hands on
"Find this *attractive* young woman some quarters..." -- Kira II
Creativity is the result of a BOARD mind.
So, why *is* "Sonic Disruptors" so awful?
Oh, pul-eeze, don't go strange on me!
Official Tagline of the 1992 Winter Olympics
Oxymoron: Humble Arrogance.
AT&T does it in Long Lines.
Why are you eating my pants?
Bards make good cannon fodder.
I'd rather go ice fishing, Tom replied coldly.
"The Unknown Soldier...better him than me!" - Bill Clinton
Ethernet: A device for catching the Ether Bunny.
There's a brain in my tumor.
How am I Dooming? Dial 1-900-BFG-9000...
Call THE POTY LINE (When you get the bill, you'll s**t)
Help! I've fallen off line and can't hang-up!
███████████Steal this one, you %$#%^!!██████████████
"He's Dr. Scratchansniff, the studio shrink!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot Warner
A cat is always on the wrong side of a door.
I believe in coyotes and time as an abstract.
Windows: Insufficient Memory, please add 72 Megabytes!
Next Question: What is the color of bile?
The few, the proud, the Force sensative...
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Having bad feelings about this...
@FN@ said, "Put in a tagline". So I did.
Rolling Stones gather no moss & have big lips!
Punny book: NHL Hockey, by Stanley Kupp.
Alexander, would you mind if I borrowed your toy for a while? Picard
URA Redneck if you have ever used lard in bed.
Friends share everything..joy, sadness, laughter, tears..
Romulan Warbird decloaking sir... /.[.../ NO CARRIER
Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your hockey stick handy!
Upgrade: Take out old bugs, put new ones in.
A committee is 12 men doing the work of one.
The Grass is Brown on BOTH sides of the Fence...
Jesus thinks you're a jerk.
"If this is monkey pee, you're on your own." -- Dana Scully
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he pulled the cat off his face.
Bother, said Pooh, as he was butchered for his paws & liver.
I stayed up all night writing taglines.
I'd rather be rich than good-looking!
I'M SO HOT I'M STARTING TO SIZZLE
"With her big bad gun -but then, that's Traditional for you X-Women."
9 out of 10 cats prefer Microsoft mice
"Bother," said Pooh as he set crosshairs on Bill Clinton.
"Winning the Race" ─ by Vic Tree
[This tagline is under repair ■ Proceed at your own risk]
It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon.
Can I have an IMPULSE ITEM instead?
I used Windows once, but I didn't inhale
Can't cope? Don't mope. There's hope! SMOKE DOPE!!!
There's a difference between kneeling and bending over!
URA Redneck if your will states all your possessions be sold at auction.
Just between you and me...and now everyone.
Dragon to knight: Leaving so soon? It's almost lunchtime...
Death is when God drops carrier on you.
*Munchkins* cast Control Cthulhu.
Bill Clinton is a closet ditto-head!
Archeologist: one who's career lies in ruins.
C Jack code. C code run. C Jack debug.
Superior firepower is invaluable when negotiations start.
Drain bamage? No thanks, I already have some.
Wheeze - sputter - snork - guffaw - Shrieeeek!!!...
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
Push any key. Then push the any other key.
There are bad thoughts, bad intentions -- and words!
"What does 86 years come out with time off for good behavior?"
Dayle's Angel: Joni....with halo held up by horns! (Quoting Dayle)
Def: Megabyte: A nine course dinner.
Clinton--looks like Carter, quacks like Carter...
URA Redneck if yer family tree does not fork.
First thing we'll do is kill all the lawyers!
Just as courace imperils life, fear protects it. Leonard
I can't decide between EDLIN and WordPerfect 5.1
Tribble Math: * + Food = ************************
The 4 Cat Food Groups: Dry, Canned, Natural, Yours.
If you can't make fun of yourself, make fun of other people. -SLR
There are only two kinds of users, Moderators and targets.
"Negative, Ghost Rider - the pattern is full..."
Oxymoron: Tame cat
A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed.
Abort, Retry, Ignore, Fail, Nuke...
Bit Decay!? Yoù say ÿou håve Bï┬ Dεçay¿
FLASH! Jeremy Mullins seen swinging across town with Catwoman
It's a Tough Job! ..... So I'd Rather YOU do it.
I'd love to, but I'm having my baby shoes bronzed.
URA Redneck if you have a Civil War chess set.
We are the Nubs...beat it, you guys!
Shutterbuggery is the most vile of all perversions.
As Nasty As I'm Willing To Be Over This Echo.....
I'm user friendly, I don't byte -- I nybble.
In case of emergency, break glass, scream, bleed to death.
I am Smorgas of Borg, prepare to be stuffed.
Bulls, as cows, are udder failures.
Data, you're walking so, so...android like! - Picard
Criminal: One who gets caught.
"Rock-a-bye baby, under my tush..." - Pesto Goodfeather
I'd love to, but I want to spend more time with my blender.
Power corrupts, otherwise why bother?
File Not Found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ake It?
* * * <-- Tribbles │ │ │ <-- after being stuck in elevator
If you didn't want grits, then why'd you order breakfast?
Ja das ist ein schnitzelbank!
Vote ABC in '96, (Anybody But Clinton)
Why isn't my ship moving? - Picard
Format: (v.) to erase irrevocably and unintentionally.
Lies, damn lies, and creationism.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he paid 5 extra for 'teddy' style.
Thank you for reading this message!
Never assume. It makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me".
For Sale: One mind. Pristine condition - Hardly used.
Def: Fetish: The other guys good luck piece.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)lead?
I tried the best but bought the rest!!!
Studs 'r us. We deliver.
To adopt taglines, contact your local adoption agency
Yinkel: A person who combs his hair over a bald spot.
So I missed one stupid inflection... FIREBALL me to death!
File not found "LIFE.DRV", life halted.
"Bones, I do believe you're getting grey!" Kirk
One lawyer can steal more than a hundred men with guns.
URA Redneck if there are more than five McDonald's bags in your car.
Amiga! Too much power for the average user...
Bored at 3:00 a.m.? PSSSTTT - got a modem?
Is throwing a cat out a window considered kitty litter?
Armaments, Chapter one, Verses nine through twenty-seven.
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
In a bad mood? Demoralize your friends!
Hackers DO IT efficiently.
Will build secret weapon for food.
"I'm Hercule Yakko, a sleuth." "Well I'm Slappy Squirrel- ASLEEP!"
Ahh! Come on Mr SysOp, just this one last little feature!
"We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him" Napoleon
"Bother," said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again.
Other than that, how was the parade Mrs. Kennedy?
If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment.
Save the universe--collect all four.
Lonely, girls? I'm not long to get a hard with.
Don't look behind you, they're catching up with you, SKATE FASTER!
Yo momma got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
Is the sysop looking? No? Great, now I ca...NO CARRIER
WOW!... Short runway...but look how WIDE it is!!!
In time the savage bull doth bear the yoke.
Dogs crawl under Gates, software crawls under Windows!
"I know! Let's use Force as a battering ram." -- Recoil
You are confused; but this is your normal state.
Carasvemos, corazones no sabemos.
"Bother," said Eeyore, as he smiled and kicked Pooh's ass.
So why IS, a carrot more orange than a orange?
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid
I wanna marry my computer, but the ring won't fit.
First Law of Window Cleaning: It's on the other side.
Annoy a Conservative: Ask them to tell the truth!
Indigestion is only fatal in Mexico.
Go Rangers! Isn't Baseball fun. :-)
There are no answers at best a few possibly good guesses.
That's odd -- I had a tagline when I came here.
There's a whole Lalo Schifrin goin' on.
This tagline is covered in chocolate. Eat and enjoy!
Make love AND war: get married.
Free speech is worth what you pay for it.
If you want to hide your face, walk naked.
Oh, what the hell, here's a tagline.
Off-line readers: e-mail the way the Goddess intended.
Psychology - the are of turning stupidity into illness.
Be careful what you wish for. You may get it.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet refused to give him some Pooh-tang.
Kill a lawyer, before it goes into politics!
C:\COFFEE.POT missing: (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep
How can I prove I am not crazy to people who are?
Cats know how we feel. They don't care, but they know.
It'd be a great pleasure to give away Ms. Troi. - Picard
I am... apparently all out of my trademark blue smoke....
BBS: Standard class zip sysops, PREMIUM Class ARJ Sysops
Guns don't cause crime any more than flies cause garbage!
Use Windex On Your Windows
Picard to bridge, where am I?
Excuse me - it's time for my medication now.
Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
I think the better ST:TNG Moderator is definitely Joe.
"In politics, what begins in fear usually ends in folly."
Without the right to life, other rights are meaningless.
If there were no electricity, we'd all be ohmless.
Follow your dream...don't settle for less.<Bradley>
If it's worth saying, it's worth fitting into a tagline.
Make like an alligator and drag your butt out of here.
Bother! said Pooh, as he sold Eore to the glue factory.
I sense a commercial coming. - Troi
A father is a banker provided by nature.
Famous Last Words #75: "Trust me! I'm an expert!"
Do unto others, then split.
I'm in the prime of senility.
Intel: Losing market share in 1995!
Make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here.
I'm Luke Skywalker of Borg. I think I'm in the wrong universe.
Tagline explodes, destroys BBS. Film at 11!
I am the only real truty I know.<Rhys>
But Officer! The dwarf was on fire when I got here!
I know... But thanks anyways!!!!!! - Eddy Gosset
Def: IBM: Computer company: Itty-Bitty Machines Corporation.
Cover old pete then grind her meat
Problem with the gene pool: No lifeguard.
NURSE.SYS found.... computer will fall in love in no time flat!
For a good knight call Lancelot (1-900-CAMELOT)
Beeeep! This is a test of the emergency tagline system.
Never invoke the Moderator unless you want him to appear!
Squeeeeeeel like a pig boyeee Squeeeeel!! Loudah! Loudah!
All I want to know is: WHY ME?
"He looks blue." "I'd say brownish gold."
Stop descrimination, hate everyone equally.
Brain on vacation, penis on autopilot.
PMS: Punish the Male Species
I used to be sane, but now I'm better.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...It's not our fault!
Does Mommy know what you do with that modem she got you?
Fun is flaming people who post stupid questions.
Bill Clinton suffers from delusions of competence.
Bill Clinton dodged the draft? Big deal. So did Pat Buchanan.
We aim at those who are displeased with our aim.
"Even the old dude is cool." - Butt-Head
There's more than one way to scan a cat.
Stealthily like a cat - Crow trips
Murphy's tagline law: There's never enough room to reall
ERROR D3F2: Replace user and press any key to continue
Pop Test: What is the secret formula for Coke?
Meddle not in the affairs of wizards, for <<poof>>...ribbit.
I've had BETA days ... and nights!!!
No personal mail found. Begin Pout/Whine sequence? Y/n
URAT, if you wake up at 6AM to read RIME Star Trek mail.
Two wrongs may make a right but two lefts don't!
AD&D Comment: Bards do it for audiences.
TV Truth: People being stalked always retreat upstairs.
Conservativism: An exercise in futility.
Come on, big guy... On your feet -- Geordi
The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.
@TO@ joins the echo. Moderator has a link cut party.
Think and you won't sink.
No alcohol, dogs, or horses.
"But I'm not a pro on anything!" - Jessica Hawn
God said "Let there be cats!" and was promptly ignored.
I tryed snorting coke...and almost DROWNED
"Don't Wake The Baby" ─ by Elsie Cries
Doesn't have all the dots on his dice.
Cats - the ultimate stress reliever.
U.S. Air: Blazing New Trails
How better else to spend a weekend?
She's So Ugly, I Bet A Cat Wouldn't Cover Her Up.
Maggit: A subscription card that falls from a magazine.
Before the cream sets out too long, you must WHIP IT!
Clinton: The best thing to happen to the Republican party
Yo momma head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
I want to see my father now! Now, now,now,now! -Picard
Blessed are the pure of heart; for they shall see God.
Medical researchers make mice do it first.
This message doesn't NEED a tagline!
Neelix IDIC: Incalculable Delight in Inedible Cooking.
If brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose!
"Atrocity has that effect on me." - The Crow
Warning: This newsgroup is bugged. Speak quietly.
"In the beginning was the pun." - Samuel Beckett
Cat's aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit!
Marry me and I'll never look at any other horse.- Groucho Marx
Computers are irrelevant- Windows has been assimilated.
Software? Is that like pajamas?
URA Redneck if yew have a rag as a gas-cap.
Milliway's is an extraordinary venture in catering.
Get off your horse and have a cup of coffee, stranger.
So much for Christian tolerance...
Bill Gates of Borg. Patents are irrelevant; copyrights also..
003. Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.
You get what you pay for,,,,,unless you use tax money.
Why "95"?:(# of minutes to install)
A tagline a day keeps the moderator away.
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
"Bother", said Pooh, as he read alt.fan.bill-gates.
Appease the Moderator Monster. Send Jelly Babies.
Warning: Too many messages can be hazardous to you health
Dan Quayle: A real Mr. potatoe head.
You cling to your *paganism* like lichen to a stone.- Nick Knight
A "swift kick in th'south-forty" is no way t'get a dragon's attention.
HEADLINE: Voters to decide whether to vote!
A fool hath no delight in understanding - Prov. 18:2
From Hell's kitchen, I baste thee! Khan
Smell my tagline.
TANSTAAFL. Bummer! What about dinner?
Mars probe error: (A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ell 'em where I am?
"Bother" said Pooh, as he spewed in disgust.
Christians are God's ambassadors, not His policemen.
Poor man...he was like an employee to me.
"But he's not a man, he is Chicken Boo." - Animaniacs
A terrible mind is a thing to waste.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened . . .
Living on earth is better than loafing around Hades.
Windows: Click'n'... - fatal error
Able was I ere I saw Elba.
If at first you don't succeed, you're normal!
All right, who's been turning my messages into taglines?
WHY DO THE PEOPLE I FOLLOW THINK THEY ARE PARANOID?
"Scotty, beam me up another Blue Wave message."
This is a tagline. This is ONLY a tagline..BEEEEEEPP!
If you can't be correct be politically correct.
<BOOM!> "Trouble!" "How perceptive, Betsy. We noticed!"
The right to keep and bear arms is the right to be free.
One thing for certain, he's dead, and someone's to blame.
Disk Error on C: - (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)estruct
Goddess help Man when we get free... -- Jalisha, Black Fury
"There's ALWAYS room for Odo..."
"Allegiance To The King" ─ by Neil Downe
Oxymoron: Nonalcoholic beer.
Get back at your enemies, make them Moderators!
"I'm doctor, not an escalator!" - McCoy
Did you let the dog run loose again?!? #$@üî NO MAIL CARRIER
Strangely, Data finds himself relating to heavy metal.
Before truth there was speculation.
Have you tried 3-way calling & TriModem 1.13?
"I wish I'd stolen that tagline." "You will, you will!"
(C)razy (L)ady (I)s (N)ow (T)aking (O)ver (N)ation
One good turn gets all the blankets!
"I cast fireball!" Tom said magically.
I'd love to, but I have to floss my cat.
"*MWAH* Goodnight, everybody!!!" - Yakko Warner
OXYMORON : Christian Science
New Drink: Sinead O'Connor - Irish whiskey and Nair.
A lie in time saves nine.
I don't always behave, but I am always GOOD.
Ziggy says there's a 94.1% chance your Tagline is stolen.
Feminizm is an a ugly dog licking her tail
"Mr. Gideon, you aren't paying attention." - The Crow
"Bark, woof bark, froinlaven!" - Mr. Director
Andy Rooney of Borg: You ever wonder WHY resistance is f
Oxymoron: Government aid.
Come closer... a little closer... ulp! Go away!
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.<Thiesen>
It's not lost, I'm just unsure of it's position!
A stage? No, this is not a stage.
Goldfish don't bounce - Bart Simpson
How ya going to do it? IBM Blue it!
"How to Sing" ─ by Carrie O. Key
CRUISING: 19200bps modem and 0.5bps fingers!
GPL<sigh> - WildCat!, Tomcat!, VIEW-cat, BiCats!
I've used up all my sickdays. I'm calling in dead!
"Beavis, I'm a little disappointed in you." - Butt-Head
Gotta go, the cats are being too quiet
FLI: Flash Lights Impressively
Find Jesus? I didn't know he was LOST!
DM Advice: Never let a monster die without doing some damage.
LIFE: Well, one thing led to another, and then we died.
URA Redneck if you've reported more than a dozen UFOs this week.
WCX = Weenie Code eXtension
A little inaccuracy saves a lot of explanation.
"Hey Butt-Head, I can sing like this guy." - Beavis
Never laugh at live dragons. --Bilbo Baggins.
Run To The Outhouse by Willy Makeit
Oops! Tried to steal my own tagline, hehe...
"Bother," said Pooh as his Earl Grey tea was delivered cold.
Some people carve careers, others chisel them.
Consistency: The last refuge of the unimaginative
The Iraq Country Club - 18,000 hole golf course!
This tagline contains no preservatives.
Windows is a colorful clown suit for DOS.
This is only a test. Had this been an actual Tagline....
Oh, that's something completely different. Never mind...
Walk east until your hat floats.
I have read and understood the above. X________________
Microsoft's new motto - "Wait for us, we're the leaders!"
Hard Work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he had a head-on collision
Shh. Admire the majesty of those stone pointy things.
They went data way.
Only a war waged for revenge or defense can be just. - Cicero
The early bird who catches the worm works for someone who
If cats have kittens, do bats have bittens?
Virtue has never heen as respectable as money.
Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free?
People say I'm an indian giver. No, I take that back.
Power Mac = A Yugo with a supercharger.
It finally happened, I'm slightly mad
I tried to *warn* you that Lorena Bobbitt is insane!
Oh, you ALWAYS get to be Jesus!
Always 1 weirdo on the bus, and I couldn't find him!
"Safe!" - Yakko
If you don't die from it, it's healthy.
The floggings will continue until morale improves.
@FN@ would rather be watching hockey.
See Reed Richards for all your unstable molecule needs.
The trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.<Jory>
And I thought I was confused when I *didn't* know what was going on...
Vampires do it allllll niiiiight looooong!
Make Love, Not War; Get Married & Do BOTH!
Paranoia is when you think these are about you.
Manual?? There was a manual??
Is there a spin doctor in the house?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he donned his ninja uniform & went to kill Owl.
Yo! Kirk! That jus ain't logical! -- S'tallone of Vulcan
Programmers don't repeat themselves, they LOOP
Rick for President!
PS/2 it? PS/on it!
So dumb they couldn't drive a nail in a snowbank.
You want to cut the Deficit by 50%, fire half of Congress
Don't cry on my shoulder; I'm off-duty. Troi
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...it is pointless to resist...
A Hawaiian Christmas - Poi To The World!
Oxymoron: Relaxed Genes.
URA Redneck if you dress the kids up before going to K-Mart.
"Bother" said Pooh as he testified he was with O.J.
Hey! I don't pick 'em! Sometimes OLX has a fowl mouth!
Why do conservatives still think the is Earth flat?
Minds & parachutes only function properly when open.
To the Caliph I am dirt, but to dirt, I am Caliph.
Moderator Mode ... on alert.
AD&D Lesson #174: Don't *ever* tease a dragon about its mother.
Greed is good, greed works.
* <- Tribble & <- Tribble.ZOO
Whoever heard of a tanned vampire? - Don Schanke
Meaning of life: To m$` NO CARRIER
Why can't I use my A.M. radio in the afternoons!?!
...carving me own niche in mediocrity...
Hock a loogie for Jesus!
Smile. It's the second best thing done with YOUR lips.
Tagline cleared by U.S. military.
FBI WARNING: It is illegal to copy FBI warnings
friends of a potentialy funny joke, just because I don't get it? <GRIN<
Can you Handel music with a Baroquen instrument?
One thing about pain: it proves you're alive.
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame
It sure is a damn ugly nothing - Geordi
I bought some batteries but they weren't included...
And Man said: Let there be God, and there was God!
"Experience comes from bad judgment." - Mark Twain.
Does history record any case in which the majority is right?
Real Programmers write self-modifying code.
Don't Panic! It's all right. Everything is going to be just fine.
If you can read this, you're in range...
In handling a stinging insect, move very slowly.
Oooh, Toto, I don't think we're in DOS any more.
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. -- Nash
I will match his command style with your statistics anytime - Picard
The doctor is in. Notice that I am not.
"No bed-hopping on the Promenade!"--Odo
"@TOFIRST@ powers up!"
Follow me @FN@, the tagline vault is this way.
I'm just the Holy Ghost of Leeches.
Tarzan no want Jane, Tarzan want Steve!
Tagline License Plate #1: PMS 666
*FLASH* Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Real Programmers think an 8-hour day is for sissies.
AAAhhhhhhhh! The flying elves are BACK!!!!!!!
Clinton and Gore gone in 4
Are you having a blonde moment?
To a cat, "NO!" means "Not while I'm looking!"
Put two pennies in pocket...they'll breed.
Oxymoron: Colt Peacemaker.
It is easier to stay out than get out. -- Twain
Taglinecontentsmaysettleduringtransmission.
FCJ: Feed Cards and Jam
I am Robin of Borg: Holy Futility, Batman! We're Assimilated!
"My mother had morning sickness after I was born."
The Mailman bringeth...The Garbageman taketh away!!!
Live long enough to become a problem to your kids.
Attacked by Giant Lemmings - take 6D6 laughing damage.
Moderator, Illuminati Surveillance Targets' Support Conference.
Teflon brain (nothing sticks)
Now that's a Truly Profound Tagline!
Data, Ahh, I think that Spot needs a litter box. - Troi
BBS Tip #7: For a faster response, address your mail to GUEST USER.
Oxymoron: Prepost.
Hurt me !! Squirt me !!
"Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected." -- Spock
Eeeeuw! You mean you actually TALK on the phone?
"I've changed my name to Al", said Hal, exasperated.
Thanks to Clinton, even the Dead pay taxes (and they aren't Grateful).
Dammit, Jim....I'm a floor wax, not a dessert topping!
Teacher is not a leper -Bart
Set phasers to 'humiliate', Mr. Worf.
After all, this *is* 1920. - Kalas
URA Redneck if you consider a family reunion a chance to meet women.
(a short musical interlude)
The principal's toupee is not a frisbee -Bart
Poo poo occurs.
Bush! This man or this planet. The choice is yours.
I'm here to backup the SYSOP's hard drive...
We're all in this together, so start rowing.
A narrow mind and a fat head come on the same person.
Yo momma so fat when she goes to the beach no one else gets any sun.
Servaland & Avon sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G...
I've got PMS and a handgun . . . any questions?
Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn.
Look at the world through DOS eyes!
For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.
Please, God! Not ANOTHER learning experience!
DM Advice: Cast Detect Magic on a TSR module and it'll explode.
"Does this have something to do with an X-File?" -- Dana Scully
AD&D Famous Last Words: Brak? That's a stupid name for a barbarian.
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead yet?
Lose not thy airspeed lest the ground rise up and smite thee!
Operating at a 90-degree angle to reality.
PUNNY BOOK = Scottish Kilt Patterns: Glen Pladd.
Firefighters are always in heat.
The current death rate? One per person, of course.
"I'm half Human, sir." Spock to Stocker
Bill Clinton: America's first amateur President.
Yo momma like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on!
OXYMORON : Easy-open cap
The world wisely chooses happiness over wisdom.
Yo momma nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
"He who does not love does not know God." - I John 4:8, NKJV
If this isn't war, why is CNN massing on the border?
It is...It is...<sniff>.. It is Green - Data
Outlaw cussing - Then wonder why my vocabulary is small.
Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
Get a life? Impossible, I'm a Sysop.
------------- The DR. is broke...|-) ----------------
I'm secretly naked under my clothes.
Outa my way! I smell chocolate!
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be ass-tax-ulated.
As funny as a chamber of horrors.
If it swells, ride it!
Refugees, smugglers, businessmen, diplomats...
Oxymoron: Business ethics.
Next stop, funny farm.
"If my calculations are correct, and they always are..." - Brain
I will not spank others -Bart Simpson
@N@ - Fired from McDonald's for short attention-span.
C$A#M*O$U%F@L#A)G@E~D T@A#G$L@I~N$E
"Goodnight unto you all, *MWAH*!" Yakko "Goodnight everybody!" Dot
"It seemed that fortune had smiled on Brad and Janet." - Criminologist
Clinton promises changes and changes promises
"Italian Food ─ Volume 3" ─ by Minnie Stroni
TV Truth: Housewives always wear dresses, heels, and aprons.
If you're trying to drive me crazy, it's working!
I feel much better now that I've given up hope.
Keptin, the Romulans do not take preesoners.
Sector not found. Kill Program? (Y)es, (N)o, (S)crew it
Confucius say: Girl who rides bicycle peddles a** all ove
Smile, things could get worse. And they will.
MOM'S HINT #241: When daughter's in labor don't say "Now you know.".
I wonder what Mr. Ed would do...
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
Oh, you didn't want an XEROX of the disk?
New Borg Movie: The Lonely Borg: Myth or Tragedy?
"Oh teacher, teach us now!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Bo knows your wife
I am not a 32 year old woman -Bart
"Looks like Aaron Spelling's house." - Yakko
To fix a fried modem: Sautee some onion in olive oil..
If life's just the way you like it, say 'hi' to a lawyer.
Easter has been cancelled. They found the body.
We're on a mission from God. - Blues Brothers
The car to watch is the car behind the car in front.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put the gun in his mouth.
What was in Pooh's honey to make him so docile & sleepy?
Captain - What's that odor? Worf apologise! Worf!!
Don't forget: Abscess makes the heart grow fonder.- Groucho Marx
Would U like to play a game? Thermonuclear war NO CARRIER
I think we're in trouble. -- Han Solo
Jesus Saves. Moses Invests. Cthulhu Forecloses.
The son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi. -- Palpatine
Just the FAX, ma'am
All right.... who siphoned the blood out of my cat?
'Ya gotta be subtle!' - M. Hammer
"Ah, an open mind. The essense of intellect." - Garek
And all the Borg left was this copy of Windows 3.0
A fool and his money are soon parted.
Always use tasteful words. You may have to eat them.
The most dangerous thing is a new Lt. with a map and a compass.
Anyone that hates dogs and kids can't be all bad!
Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Irish Proverb
It's been the highpoint of my day...don't do it again -- Sisko
Hillary looks like the south end of a northbound donkey.
If only AT&T knew what I was do≈2╪O▒:┤¼╓b╦° NO CARRIER
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away...
"Our next cartoon features Slappy the Squirrel!"
Praise the Lord and pass the backup disks.
There's a computation error here! - Don Schanke
Why the Rush? Don't be Stern! Imus be going...
ERROR: Cannot open catfood.can, eat mouse instead? (y/n)
Vacancy on the top floor.
My mind ain't so open that anything can crawl right in.
AIDS is a health issue, not a moral one.
#%$@! NO CARRIER... *Now* where do we land???
"Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!" Another parroty error!
You tell 'em Dough, You're well bred.
Hazardous laser radiation..do not look directly into beam
"Romp-romp-romp-romp-romp! Hey!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Canon Law: An ancient arms limitation treaty.
Why can't we all just be friends? <Ack!>
DOOM: Is my modem supposed to smoke like that?
I'm not afraid of heights, I'm afraid of widths.
Emoticon: :-$ Smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
Stop tagline theft! Copyright your tagline (c) (STOLEN)
Cat mystery: Why did it become a domestic animal?
Def: Toddler: An indoor tornado
We all live in a yellow sub-routine
Sheesh! You start havin' fun, and they send the lawyers!
"From Sharp minds come...pointed heads." - B.Sparrowhawk
Mulder: I saw the movie.
Not enough disk space? Just use: echo y | FORMAT C: /S
"Bother", said Pooh, as he found he'd used a dirty needle.
This Tag Is Old, Worn-Out, And Stolen 328 Times!!!
Baud, James: Famous British spy/modemer.
You're a Redneck if: You and Your Dad are both in third grade!
Vampires do it aaaaalllllll nniiiiiight lllllooooooonnnnnggggg!
Error: Out of coffe, taglines may become irrational.
NecroARMicon -- dead C++ programmer's reference.
Mister! Don't you got a football game to go to?!
Excuse me... what does God need with an echo?
Bother! said Pooh, as he was diagnosed with the @F@ Virus.
Fled is that music. Do I wake or sleep?
His receiver is off the hook.
My excrement is non-aromatic
Bh, bother! said Pooh, and twitted the moderator.
Jesus was part of the Trinity. Elvis' first band was a trio.
"Mister Worf! Stop blasting the Jawas!!"--Picard
Childhood isn't an age, it's a state of mind
"Are you saying we should tax... Thingy?"
We've secretly replaced @TOFIRST@'s life with an ep of Sailor Moon...
2400 BPS is all I have!!!
I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall.
Bother! said Pooh, as his warp core breached.
War is God's way of teaching us geography.
Forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors - Matthew 6:12
Coming Soon! "I Can't Get No (Active Co-sys')" by the Rolling Sysops
Nice Computers don't go down! <g> But GOOD girls do!
Stupidometer: ████████████████████████████████░ (97%)
BorgerKing- Have it our way; your way is irrelevant.
Dahmer meals: Tom, Turkey, and Dressing; Yankee Pot Roast
Grippe..............A suitcase
Ten chocolate sundaes. I'm in a really bad mood. --Q.
Algol programmers block it out.
"Poor little evil fellow who asked for it!" -- Dot Warner
If the family skeleton must remain, make it dance.
End Tagline construction. The State of New Jersey thanks you!
If you have one true friend,you have more than your share
"Bother," said Kes, as she field dressed Cthulhu of Borg.
All his eggs in the same basket.
Missing--presumed married.
Bother! said Pooh and twitted the SYSOP.
Oxymoron: Congressional Ethics Committee.
RIME - Ridiculous Idiots Mouthing Everywhere
"You have diabetes", Tom's doctor said sweetly.
What problem are we trying to solve here?
Camp Counselor @LN@ tries to calm the kids again... and fails.
Mortals die. Does it really matter how or when? - LaCroix
"Neil, why are you wearing that dress?"
There's a leak in his ceiling
"My Dad's a Mortician" ─ by Phil Degraves
"We're tiny. We're toony. We're all a little looney."
Its(just(my(nesting(instinct(I(guess()))))));
Redneck INTERNET ADDRESS: Third red light hang a left...
Moderators R Us.
I could have more fun in a cat litter pan.
We have never had it easy. -- Wisetongue, Get of Fenris
Old Hobbits die hard - Tolkien
A hug warms the soul and places a smile in the heart.
Windows 95: A waste of useful hard drive space
"The kitchen's on fire again."
If you're gonna get down...Get Down and Prey!
The manual is definitive. Reality is often innacurate.
Is this Fahrvergnügen?
Slow-1200 Baud zone ahead
Mom, was I ever a grub? -- Calvin
When PIG's fly they will be called PIGeons
POLICE TAGLINE*DO NOT CROSS*POLICE TAGLINE*DO NOT CROSS*
Windows: An answer to a question nobody has ever asked.
MOM'S HINT #146: Hold their hands during vaccinations.
Incorrigible punster -- do not incorrige!
Def: Martyr: A pile of wood set on fire with a man on top.
Did you know that a gathering of ferrets are called a Business?
Windows Error #0001: Windows loaded. System in danger!
Save paper: Recycle trees!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Let go...
Data, Let him go - Picard
You go Uruguay, I'll go mine.
Three can keep a secret, if two are dead.
There goes my vacation... -- Gypsy
"Chirpin' and Jumpin'" ─ by Katie Didd
"You've never heard of the (name of your ship here)?!" - Smuggler
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
A dog sees God in his master...while a cat must only gaze in a mirror. A
Snickers! The Candy Bar With A Sense Of Humor!
Gotta' get back to Reality... now where is that stupid Blue Dragon?
Renewable energy source for hot air ballons.
Dogs think they're human. Cats know they are.
Sorry! This virus requires Windows 95!
Taglines are JCTFxxxx.ZIP Avaliable on The DLS&M.
Those who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones!
(Make up your own tagline; I'm too tired.)
"I'm Yakko!" "I'm Wakko!" "And I'm cute!"
I am Norm of Borg, and I want to assimilate that beer!
Welcome to the 1st annual tobacco chew, spit and catch.
The sacred cows have come home to roost with a vengeance.
"I can give you a deal on this Gnomish Helm..." -- The Arcane
Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you.
Missing COLDBEER.BUD - SysOp not loaded!
Hangmen are real swingers!
Oxymoron: Personalized Form Letter.
OXYMORON : College Education
Have you counted your LEGOs lately?
Since when is a MacLeod not welcome in Glenfinnan?- Duncan MacLeod
We got computers. We're tappin' phone lines.
URA Redneck if your truck cost more than your house.
Where mind and spirit come together and have a real good time.
"Are you threatening me?" - Beavis
If sardines didn't come in cans, how would ya hold 'em?
Oh, quit your whining...you've got other teeth!
When people agree with me, I always think I must be wrong
I'm in a phone booth at the corner of Walk & Don't Walk.
"Gambit! You energized the basketball... You dirty rotten son of a ..."
"Bother," said Pooh, as he hung onto Cloud City's antenna.
"Pleasant dreams..." -- Biafra
I am the weirdo that sits next to you on the bus!
Unable to open LEVI.ZIP. Continue job? Y/N
Nothing is 100% certain, bug free or IBM compatible.
Insanity is inherited. You get it from your kids.
Great minds think alike, and steal the same taglines.
Why do blondes have more fun? They don't know any better.
Don't cut off my finger until you see where I'm pointing!
Go straight to the docs. Do not pass GO.
"Who came up with this stupid Wheel of Morality idea, anyway?" - Dot
MicroSoft - Where Quality Is Job 1.1!
This is not a Tagline, it is just line noise.
Who?What?When?Where,Why? Aw,forget facts, just tell it!
Live so that the family parrot can live afterwards.
All recipes require at least one extra trip to the store.
It's the majority of America that Conservatives oppose.
URA Redneck if you have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
Purvey: The sound made by an overwrought Jewish cat.
Computer Geek Modem Romance - Next On Oprah!!!
"Medically Soothing Beverages" ─ by Dr. Pepper
Ura Redneck if you come back from the dump with more then you took.
Life is Not a Point-And-Click Sport!
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
If sheep=ram + donkey=ass why is ram in ass=goose?
His ears made him look like a taxicab with both doors ope
MOM'S HINT #018: Be a good friend.
Bother! twittered Pooh, as the FBI came knocking.
Man who leave navy leave best friends behind.
What happened to all the Clinton/Gore bumper stickers?
Let us eat and drink; for tomorrow we shall die. - Isaiah 22:13
Bush/Quayle ERROR! Division by Zero encountered.
The gene pool has no lifeguard.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot @TO@ for being a git.
Shiny happy people die in throngs.
Nuclear Missiles - May they rust in peace!
To learn to listen to that which is not spoken.
Home of the McTagline. Billions and Billions served.
What is Kuwaits main product was Brocolli?
Clinton excuse #17: "Aliens ran my campaign while I was with Elvis."
There is no passion; there is serenity - The Jedi Code
Cloak your hitter then go split her
BBS Lingo: YKYARW; You Know You're A Redneck When...
Boycott Domino's Pizza and Operation Rescue
A penny saved is rediculous.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was bitten by a rabid bear.
Real programmers wrote game theory.
Borger King: Over 55 Billion Assimilated
A Get has to have priorities. -- Jurgi Hautala
Challenges keep us alive!
I am Troi of Borg... Do you want me to assimilate you?
Excuse me, but could you please pass the puck?
There's not enough sax and violins on television.
Did I ever tell you that story? <Londo>
SysOp (sih sop) n. The guy laughing at your typing.
Who are they and what do they want?
ππππPages ofπAsinineπSourceπCodeπAuthored byπLamersππππ
L. Neil Smith wrote to all (and it'll cost $5.99 to read)...
Life's just a mood ring we're not allowed to see.
AD&D Quote: More hit points than you can possibly imagine.
Celebacy is NOT hereditary.
"You should *always* carry protection." -- Fox Mulder
I'm not fat, It's not fat, it's cellulite.
Oxymoron: Amtrak schedule
I didn't write those laws. I like them even less than yo
Duct Tape...it surrounds us & binds the universe together
Charter Member, Immoral Majority.
Def: Velveeta: The cheese that cannot die!
Confucius say: Look for helping hand on end of own arm.
Children should be seen and not heard ----- capische?
Every man must get to heaven his own way.
"How to Aviod Drug Dealers" ─ by Groyer Owndope
"Next? We take the Alices on a trip through Wonderland!" Kirk
I'd sleep with you if I thought it would help.
Agents do it undercover.
Here Strange ain't Strange!!! It Normal!!
I am Opie of Borg. Can we assimilate 'em now, Pa?
An insane learner learns strange lessons.
Jesus walked on water. Matt.14:25 Elvis surfed. Blue Hawaii 1965
I think I had a thought one time.
GUIs: we have to use those extra cycles somehow!
Hit any user to continue...
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess!
Boxers do it with fists.
Keyboard test running...qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
Alumnus of Communist Martyrs High School, class of 1972
Q: What's 20/20? A: The IQ of twin blondes.
The co-moderator types softly and carries a big ..er, Tagline! - MIF
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (S)mash forehead on keyboard ?
Normally you eat something illegal to be that crazy.
Turn on the computer! Rub it and whisper "I love you"!
URA Redneck if you dress the kids up to go to K-Mart.
Help! I'm lost somewhere in the Generation Gap.
I'm not lost - just misguided.
Once upon a time...is now.
Behind every great man is an amazed mother-in-law.
"Cogito ergo I'm right and you're wrong." -Blair Houghton
Never fear, David Greenberger is here!
80-hour work weeks make Jack a blubbering psychopath.
Silence never brought us anything.<Lorde>
You appeal to a small group of confused people...
MOM'S HINT #281: Good news and bad: Before you know it, they're talking.
Try the gray stuff, it's delicious!
I started out with a VIC-20 and a cassette drive.
Asphault = Proctologist's malpractice insurance
Def: Theater: Holding a mirror up to a keyhole.
Elvis stamp = 29¢. Donut = 29¢. Coincidence? I think not.
For women, "equality is a disaster." L. Long
Absence of evidence is evidence of absence of proof.
"Don't Tread On Me" ─ by Amanda B. Reckonwith
Motor City vampires prefer multiple viscosity.
You have two choices for dinner: take it or leave it.
I'm a lawyer - I always go were I'm not invited!
A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
I'm starting to remember why I turned tags off!
Où sont les filles????????
Exploding piglets!!! My god, it's raining bacon!
Anyone got any good oxymorons like "Jumbo Shrimp"
No animals were harmed during the making of this film, except the cat!
Need a tagline nobody have...
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Real SysOps know the difference between a new user and a loser.
A liberal's generosity is only limited by your income.
Oh, Picard, I will enjoy you morning, noon and night!
"Bother," said Pooh as Robert posted again.
Beer math is: Two beers times 37 men = 49 cases.
If it ain't one thing, it's two or three...
A yer ago I kudnt spel jeanyus now I are won.
In a bad mood? Write insincere love letters!
Calling for complex blends of reverse psychology and extreme violence.
Def: Fiddle: Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails.
GROAN....GROAN.....BARF......SPLAT.......GAG......THUMP
If I'm not here....I'm out golfing
Do not dryclean.....machine wash warm.....tumble dry
AD&D Famous Last Words: That could never happen here...
Dahmer meals: Beans and Frank; Apairaguts
Windows punts, OS/2 receives. Touchdown!
Exxon Valdez, Haven, ¿cual será el próximo?
$ not found A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy
Famous Last Words: Hey there ugly Borg dude! ^&*&*#$%!@ NO CARRIER
Go ahead, moderate my day - PUNK!
Only the rich have distant relatives.
America Online: now with as much bandwith as a telegraph.
FOOTBALL PLAYERS do it offensively/defensively
Redneck tact: taking your hat off inside
"That was pretty fast for someone who agreed not to use her powers!"
Where's that smoke coming fro!@#$***%$ NO CARRIER
Topic Cops don't do SLMR
"I am Bobby of Borg. You resistin' me? Are you resistin' me?"
Early to bed, early to rise, is a sure sign the modem is broken!
Bachelor: A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.
#define main Main
A GIRL CAN'T LIVE BY PSYCHOSES ALONE.
God is real, unless declared "integer"
Wanna take a ride in a BIG car little girl!
"Bother," said Pooh, and inhaled.
Life is a patchwork ...scraps of pleasure and despair.<Bronaugh>
Lawyers and wagon wheels must be well greased.
"@TOFIRST@ is in another time zone!"
This phone is baroque; please call Bach later.
I **meant** rope, and hoist, slowly.
This tagline is identical to the one you are reading.
It's not how long you make it...it's how you make it long
I am Trellane of Borg. I don't wanna stop assimilation..I don't wanna.
*********This*Tagline*has*trouble*with*Tribbles*********
Bring back the Atlantic Schooners!
"Transmission jammed at the source, sir." - Uhura
"What do you get if you drop a piano on Kira?" "A flat Major."
"Potty Emergency! I have a Potty Emergency!" -- Wakko Warner
It took an accountant to catch Al Capone!
Only Weenies steal taglines they don't understand.
Furbling: Walking a maze of ropes even when you are the only person in
I wrote this tagline JUST for @TO@.
out to be playing chess?
Mulder: Oh, isn't it nice to be suddenly so highly regarded.
LAWYERS do it with extensions in their briefs.
Yeah, I know... "F.Y. Beast."
Monday is soon coming to a calendar near you!
For any solution there is a trouble... (:-(
If this is a battle, then you have already lost.
Clinton Math: $250,000 = MILLIONAIRE
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pledged "Ein Volk. Ein Reich. Ein Bubba."
Chain tagline. Copy or bad luck will follow.
"You will never amount to very much". ─ Albert Einstein's Schoolmaster.
#define FALSE TRUE
"You're on a roll, Brain! *ZOINK*" - Pinky
Put the cat out! Why? It's not on fire
Yo momma hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
ABOMINABLE: When the male bovine swallows dynamite.
"When your wiener's happy, you're happy." - Beavis
Is Paddakayk Lane near Picabo Street?
It's like he's Nick Knight of the Living Dead. - Don Schanke
For want of the price of tea and a slice...
MOM'S HINT #217: Don't flush the fish.
The only good troll is a fireballed troll!
Now where am I gonna land this modem with no carrier?
Full Moon: Seymour Buns
"I'm McDonald," he said archly.
Clinton/Gore ERROR: Division by zero.
Fog is an extremist.
"Mr. Worf, fire at will." »ZAP!« "Where'd Riker go???"
Government Intelligence - Another OXYMORON!
DSZ speed 300 ha ha ha tee hee hee rz -ZZZZZZZZ
I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON THE CRAZY TRAIN!
Real SysOps have a real computer such as an 80386 or an IBM.
'C' What?
I'm for the two party system. Friday and Saturday nights!
Def: Adult: One old enough to know better.
You can't fire me - Slaves have to be sold
Lost your cat? Try looking under my tires...
Listen to this, if you can.
Boris, Dahlink! Got to get Moose and Squirrel!
*WARNING* Message explodes when deleted!
Assassins Do It Secretively, and Finally
Captain's Log Stardate @SDATE@: Ensign @TOLAST@ is under guard...
"I'm at the start of a pretty big downer." - Rocky
Gold medalist in the Olympic Freestyle Parking Event.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
Misspelled? Impossible. Error correcting modem!
Cry, Shhhh! and slip quietly out the Dragon's door...
Learn a foriegn language...C
Earth: Its only ours to borrow!
Democrats: If you can't make the grade, we'll lower it!
"Bother," said Pooh, as four blondes approached
It only takes one person to change your life--you.<Casey>
Someday you WILL come to your senses, and cheer for the Habs!
Oxymoron: live recording
Happiness is a well-tempered Moderator.
Cogito Eggo Sum - I think, therefore I waffle.
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird. --Tao of Pooh.
Man Gives Birth to 9 Pound baby Girl!
REDNECK Joke: What's the difference between a duck?
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead and taglined. -- Tagspeare
Clinton & Gore: Wrong Team; Wrong Time; Wrong for America
Dalek Borg: Seek, locate, as-si-mi-late.
Member: International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves.
God made wiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
"I survived a Succession War and I intend to survive this."
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the nitric acid bath.
If it works, take it apart and find out why!
Ultimate putdown: Your mother is a lawyer.
Bad day: You're allergic to chocolate chip cookies.
"I want to see if Copperfield is in town." -- Fox Mulder
Get a life:Chris Elliot needs one, don't you?
Boys will be boys. - Duncan MacLeod
Growl for me, Worf!...let me know you still care. - Q
Military motherboards have combat boots!
Never tell off the teacher until you get the report card.
Warning! The Force is with me!
Movement To Ban Silly Tag Lines; Send Donations to:
I'm weird, but around here its barely noticeable.
Emoticon: |-) Geordie LaForge smiley
I'm not wearing any underwear.
HAL started out as a moderator.
CA Driving: To Change lanes, first pull out your 9mm..
This never would've happened if I were captain. Riker
Support your taglines, let them grow up to full lines!
Bill & Hillary: They've got what it takes to take what you've got!
Buddhism means never having to say you're sorry.
= Attitude adjustment: Is a swift kick in the ass... =
Of course I know what I'm doing! Now gimme that magnet!
Go thou and sin more creatively next time.
Fester: Actor in Gunsmoke...
For maximum ease, RoseReader Please!
Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self.
50% of men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the bull impaled him on his horns
After dinner, she said "your modem or mine"
Sometimes you step in it, and sometimes you don't.
Even "domestic" robots don't do WINDOWS!
I will not barf unless I'm sick - Bart
Dan Quayle's library burned.....both books destroyed.
URA Redneck if you've ever worn a cowboy hat to church.
URA Redneck if your dog sleeps closer to you than your wife does.
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.
Seems like the fireball burned up all the treasure. Bummer.
My attorney knew the Law but his attorney knew the Judge.
"Help! I'm being hassled by a killer sock!" -Neil
Everything is under control. Situation normal. - Han Solo
Taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap...Fireball!
I'm not much of a pigeon-critic, Dawson. - Richie Ryan
"Play It Safe" ─ by Justin Case
"Chag Sameach." [Happy Holiday] - Hebrew
As funny as a blind man on the freeway.
Bitwise. Bytefoolish.
Many kiss the hand they wish they could bite off.
"Members of the jury, I must ask you to disregard my last remark."
I forgot I was Out of Memory....
Gene Roddenberry, 1921-1991...beamed to a better place.
The trouble with trouble is that it usually starts out like fun.
I'm supposed to answering MAIL, not playing games ;-)
Behavioural psychology: pulling habits out of rats
Bother! said Pooh, as the LAPD beat him.
You can't MobyTurbo with an internal Z!
If we can just avoid any more female advice... - Han Solo
Hobbes did it, Mom! -- Calvin
"The last goal he ever scored ... won the Leafs the cup..." -The Hip.
Phar-Mor's power buying gives you far more buying power!
EchoMail: A Tagline distribution system
AD&D Famous Last Words: What's that green stuff drippin' from the...
Confucius say: When lady say yes, she no lady.
My feet are on the ROCK 'N' my names in the ROLL.
hindu muslim catholic creation/evolutionist
if (stone.rotation > 1) moss.propagation = 0;
Oxymoron: internal front
"Hello, lady in the tree!" - Wakko Warner
Do livestock make better lovers?
"Do you swear to uphold (psst...Mrs. Clinton, put your arm down)."
Read My Lips! No New Taglines
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
"I'm not just a doctor." - Holodoc
#1 in the don't bother catagory.
This is your pizza -- τ╫í í ¥°ÜΓ ₧ìΣΣΩ µîτ╫ Ω∩ç╫σ√ìεs
Intel: littendian, segmentated, trimodal...fun
I'm gonna grow fins and go back into the water again!
The only thing the Borg left were liberal Democrats...
It's smart to pick your friends -- but not your nose.
Creative marketing: 15 doughnut shops next to 4 weight loss clinics.
Would you like to see my bunghole? -Beavis
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
I'm not bald, I'm follicularly challenged.
The Lollypop. It's just been commissioned. It's a good ship. - Riker
Def: Virtual: Not knowing where your next byte is coming from.
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
To err is human, to forgive is NOT company policy.
ERROR #06: Bad or missing Sysop - FREE files in all areas
The only truth I know...IS THE LOOK IN YOUR EYES!!!
Q wants to do something NICE for me. I'll alert the crew. -- Riker
URA Redneck if you keep a pellet gun by the front door.
My mother is NEVER on time! - Worf
Yo momma breath so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
I am Clinton of Borg. Your paycheck will be assimilated.
"It's a knick-knack, Patty Wack. Give your frog a loan."
Make like Little Bo Peep's sheep and get lost.
Famous last words: "You Cardassians are a bunch of weenies!"
Experience: to recognize a mistake when you make it again
333: Beast lite, half the number, same evil power.
Beer, Wine and Women --- Is't Life Great !!!
Windows - About as useful as airbrakes on a turtle.
Def: Diplomacy: The art of letting someone else get your way.
Oh Bother, said Pooh, as he died for the 5th time in DOOM
You will never be younger then you are today..
The U.S. Constitution: The only lawful Contract With America!
A small object that is accidentally dropped will hide.
Honesty is fatal. It should be taboo.
If you want information from the net, don't ask questions--post errors.
I'm sick of liberals. Hillary, am I covered for that?
As funny as a pay toilet in a diarrhea ward.
All right, we'll ask your mother.
[(@)] <- Use unleaded taglines only.
Remember, I said Toronto will never trade for Kent Austin. - John Chaput
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as his latest beta crashed.
Christians! Stay inside during the month of the Roman clan Junii.
43% voted for Clinton, but few admit it now!
I heard that Clinton was going to raise taxes.
Error reading REALITY.SYS - Universe Halted
Disease is the retribution of an outraged nature.
"PCBOARD!? &^%#%$#* those guys!" - Jim Harrer 4/25/93
Bikini: Public Waist.
You just wasted 4 sec. reading this tag line
Wrap your rail then fill her pail
"Pass the detonator..."
No, sweetheart, being a moderator won't take up much time. - Myra I Fox
"Bother," said Pooh, wishing he had a nose like a Bajoran.
Talk is cheap - Because supply exceeds demand.
I will not drive the principal's car. --Bart Simpson.
God is our refuge and strength... - Psalm 46:1
Are you part of the solution, or the precipitate?
The recipe I put here was too good ── Sysop deleted it.
"Bother," said Pooh as Trelane aimed his pistol at him.
URA Redneck if you get an estimate from the barber to cut your hair.
Chocolate covered spam -- a true WARRIOR'S food!
If it's not broke, fix it! Creates jobs....
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
Lie: I really needed this.
Oh, <censored> !!! I just lost all my taglines!
He who loses his head is usually the last one to miss it.
Personally, I'm rooting for the eye creatures. -- Calvin
"Would you like to take a survey?" - Survey Ladies (Animaniacs)
Make a difference in the world today: Subtract!
"Virtue is a relative term." -- Spock
And He rested on the seventh day from all his work. - Genesis 2:2
Avoid off-topic warnings - add the moderator to your twit
I am DirtyHarry of Borg. Go ahead and resist us, punk. Make our day.
A dog is a dog, a bird is a bird and a cat is a person.
Cats: companions in grace, beauty, mystery & curiosity.
Hey! Who uncorked my bottle of lunch?
The Undertaker's gone...NO BURIER
Manual Labor. Isn't he the Vice Pres. of Mexico?
As funny as a final exam.
Restore unto me the joy of thy salvation; with thy love uphold me.
It's not the principle of the thing, it's the money.
"You blew it, Runt." -- Rita
Shotgun wedding: Case of wife or death.
I love cats. On a good night I can eat 5 or 6 of them!
"Amazing God would waste skin on trash like that..." - Crow
Every purchase has it's price.
"Doesn't anyone in your neighborhood have real names?" - Torres
N'Grath: Babylon 5's own "Big Boss of Crime."
That's what I'm trying to tell you, they're made of meat!
Oh, nobody knows the tribbles I've seen
Bother! said Pooh, as he mixed the lime with the coconut!
I was kicked out of the boy scouts for eating a brownie....!
Fun, fun, fun, til her daddy takes her Blue Wave away!
I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.
"Oh yeah? How old are you Beavis?" - Butt-Head
Theophobia -- Fear of God
Woah! Was that a wormhole, or did I drink too much?
"To see...a heaven in a wild flower." Wm. Blake
Not, I think, today, Commander. - Picard
Brook of Taglines, where we just babble on and on
I'm so hungry, I could eat a... wait! Come back!
I wouldn't touch the Metric System with a 3.048m pole!
There is no such thing as a fail-safe design.
Diplomat: What *not* to call Knuckles Lomat.
DM Advice: The only wands are those with 1 charge and sticks.
ICKY GUI SCSI YUK!
"Ooh, look! It's our new best friend!" -- Yakko Warner
Nothing is done until nothing is done.
Do not believe in miracles. Rely on them.
And with that cryptic comment I'm off to bed
Rabbits reproduce like taglines.
"You know, I turned down Frankenstein." -- Bela Lugosi
Annoy Clinton: Remind him that Rush is far more popular.
Pizza - it's not just for breakfast any more!
Bring back the dobro to rock n roll!
Don't *EVER* annoy a dragon...
A dragon in time saves lighter fluid.
Of *course* it'll work...but I won't do it anyway.
Jaws caught Jezus allright!
If you seek hay, why owe you?
Time is an illusion. Lunch, doubly so.
I am not, nor ever have been a member of the Illuminati.
Computers also eliminate spare time.
Oxymoron: sharp cookie
"I'll try and dig it up for you", Tom said gravely.
I idiot-proof my programs,but along comes a bigger idiot.
And in a strange turn of events, the cat was electrocuted.
Couldn't help it... I was just in the mood...
400 pages, where lawyers are involved, is filler - B. Lich
Fools make strange bed-fellows!
Decisions terminate panic
He died so we don't have to.
I won't smile till the world says it's sorry!
It is not an optical illusion, it just looks like one. -- Phil White
How can I prove I'm mortal? - Q DIE! - Worf
She's no fun, she fell right over...
Trek Classic -- Who Needs Another Generation?
Do not repeat yourself or say again what you said before.
They keep us down and they keep us out... -- Shakespeare
Deja Ooooo: The odd feeling that you've crossed this pasture before.
Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!
"The time of their destruction is near." -- Shamish, Ventrue
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
CLOSE YOU EYES AND PRESS ESCAPE THREE TIMES.
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled.
I am Garfield of Borg. Lasagna is irrelevent.
Will hack UNIX for food.
I saw Elvis, and all I got was this lousy jelly doughnut.
It's a JOKE - Like the funny kind, only different.
These cookies don't taste anything like girl scouts!
I called information and asked, 'Where are my socks?' - s.w.
Beverly can turn Data off, but only Tasha can turn him on.
She's a _natural_ Blonde, Please Speak slowly.
'Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior.' - Hun, A.T.
Believe me... It's a hardware problem or a Virus
Error 99: Dead mouse in hard drive.
I still miss my ex-wife - but my aim is improving!
All I learned about e-mail, I learned from taglines.
Redundancy is... a book named Macs For Dummies.
A man's a man for that.
Always use your enemy's hand to catch a snake.
I'm solidly behind whichever side eventually wins.
Honesty pays, but not enough for some.
Die Entropie des Welts strebt einem Maximum zu.
Bill Clinton is attempting to UNzip your wallet.
The final DOS version of Borg ... ClintonBorg!
It's a pity stupidity isn't painful.
"Sofa so Good" ─ by Chester Field
Bimbae: More than one bimbo.
We must treat a firearm's power with caution.
Real sysops keep their files in separate, logical sections.
I'm not fat, It's in my genes.
AST: NOT "those other three letters"!!!
"Oochie whoochie coochie coo!" - McCoy
The secret to dieting is not to eat between snacks.
To think is human, to compute, divine.
"You should see the way he brushes his teeth!" - Yakko
I can't be fired, slaves have to be sold.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was bitten by his date's living bra.
URA Animaniac if you think Dot is cute.
Bother! said Pooh, as he ripped his ringpiece.
I'm a juvenille product of the working class...
When I get old, I'm gonna move up north and drive slow.
"If you want to see something 'real cheap', take a look in the mirror."
For some reason, reality is an illusion.
Science asks why. I ask why not.
If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it
Don't drive yourself crazy....let me do it for you.
Say it with flowers - Send a Triffid.
I'd be a Christian...if it wasn't for Christians. - Ghandi
The mouse dreams, dreams that would terrify the cat.
All hockey players are equal, excpet some SCORE more often than others.
Warning: Ignore all previous fortune cookie fortunes
ED for being too explicit.
Question Authority--ask me anything.
I tried to drown my problems but they can swim!
But so many unsaid things can become a burden.Axline>
═══ gimme a Jack Daniels and a bodybag...! ═══
CFL: C-A-N-A-D-I-A-N Football League
"The phone cops are after us, man!" -- Johnny Fever
URA Redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
"I don't like price controls anymore than you" - Clinton.
"Don't hate the media... become the media!" -- Biafra
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized he was a red shirt. <<ZAP>>
............ To h*ll with racism!
I am not a crook. Clinton quoting Nixon.
I wonder why Noah didn't swat them two spirochetes?
The Death Star plans are *not* in the main QWK packets...
Why do writers write? Because it isn't there.
Waiter, there's a @TOFIRST@ in my tagline!
Never share a foxhole with someone braver than yourself.
"Throw 'em into this aircraft's jail!" - Blowski (Animaniacs)
This is a sample tagline. If it were real, it would be funny!
Any signs of consciousness? -Picard Not yet. -Beverly
If you're one in a million, there's six thousand of you.
You don't know it, but this is a subliminal tagline......
We should go metric every inch of the way!
It is better to light a flame thrower than to curse the darkness.
Really. And do these lions eat ants?
What's the big deal about Youth in Asia? (OS)
" " - Carol West
"Don't call me beardy-head." - Neptune (Animaniacs)
Mr Sandman, send me a dream, make her the cutest, tightes
If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll do it for you.
MOM'S HINT #279: Good news and bad: Anything can be a toy.
I am James T. Kirk of Borg you will be ass im il a ted.
Please come back to Detroit, we missed you the first time
Unauthorized amphibians will be toad away!
My tagline's in Bermuda, please leave a message.
Kirk is my captain, I shall not want . . .
She bought a living bra and it bit her.
I am Pooh of Borg: Surrender your honey pot.
"HELLOOOO, Pixie!" - Wakko
'til you come back to me, that's what I'm gonna do...
A dream itself is but a tagline. -- Tagspeare
THIS SPACE FOR RENT!!! Leave feedback for more info!
Talk back, tremblin' lips!
Hey, wait, don't pick up that ph≈{╣ªÆ¼╨₧ß°τⁿ⌡
"Cardinal Fang! Fetch... the comfy chair!" - Monty Python
"Bother" said Pooh as it was his turn to play Russian Roulette
"She'll launch on time and she'll be ready!" - Scotty
Hug your Moderator daily, send him candy on his birthday.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the shark bit off both of his legs
"It figures it would be the X-Men's fault!" - Boom-Boom
The pall bearers are gone... NO CARRIERS
Seize time by the forelock.
Error: BASEBALL.BAT caused a general protection fault in module WINDOW.
Confucius say: Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.
Lawyer.....One skilled in the circumcision of the law.
Battered women go well with cole slaw and tartar sauce.
Rain Rain Go away! Come Again Some Other Day!
Microsoft finally did SOMETHING right... Windows 99.6
Excuse me, is this tagline taken?
Fools rush in where fools have been before.
...another MS DOS user against fenestration ...
The greater the ignorance the greater the dogmatism.
"I'm a wild and an untamed thing." - Frank N. Furter
FIRE FIRE FIRE... No, that's not right.. RAPE RAPE RAPE
Seduced by the chocolate side of the Force.
sendSUBLIMINALmeTAGLINEmoney
Nice house. Good tea. - Worf
Anime Excuse #109: Flight-simulator practice with Lufy
"Bother," said Pooh, as he seduced Christopher Robin's mother.
Are you practicing to be a politician?
He who wants to spoil the day for a grouch should give him a smile.
If you're offended now, try playing my message backwards.
Famous Last Words #75: "This looks like a safe place to camp."
Gore's Environment book - filed under Fantasy....
MS Windows....Symbolism without Substance!
I see I've strayed Off Topic, sorry Mister Moderator!
Chief O'Brien, beam Mr. Clinton and Mr Gore to the brig.
My phone bill check just bounced.
I got lost in a nursery once. - Richie Ryan
But, if Picard can baldly go, so can Picardo. - Picardo
Become a sysop and never see the world!
Those of us who quietly lurk may prove you wrong someday. (G)
Def: Microfiche: Sardines.
"Don't you know the Queen's English?" "No, is she?"
Hey! Are you stealing ALL my Taglines?
We do it for the Halibut.
Def: Yawn: The only time some men get to open their mouths.
Don't mind me, I'm just here talking to Mrs Roosevelt. - Hillary
Doctor, Come quick!!! The Sysop needs a Straitjacket!
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
Make like a sanitary towel...and press on.
Earthworms? Yea! tastes like chicken.
I multitask... I read in the bathroom!
For sale: 1 ceramic cow skull - actual size, very real looking $15.
This tagline has been anvil-captioned for the Animaniacs impaired.
Don't need future shock--present shock is enuff.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ormatting C? AARRGGHH!
Drive A: format failed, formatting C: instead.
Silly wabbit, QWKs are for kids.
Giggle, snort, damn!.... the beer came out my nose!
Everything I do, I do it for you...
One good post leads to another !
Moderation of this conference subcontracted to Chtulhu, Inc.
Where can I find a spell chequer for taglines?
If life was picture-perfect, I wouldn't have negatives.
I just adore cats. Dead ones.
So you wanna make a fake account he▐⌡$(@%^ {αê NO CARRIER
If I use a tagline will I catch a tagfish?
The REAL tagline anti-theft device>>>>>>>> ■ SLTS v1.xx ■
Oxymoron: rather direct
If 1st you dont succeed, rewrite it from scratch
Is there a Lawyer in the House? -=}BLAM!{=- Any more!?
Judicial reform is no sport for the short-winded.
Anything anybody can say about America is true.
Fatal error in LIFE.SYS: Deleting Moderator.
We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life. -- C3PO
My blood type? Why... Folgers! Of course.
The Force can have a strong influence on the weak minded.
I'm still searching for myself.
This Tagline in memory of Stephen Ceideburg...a friend.
MOM'S HINT #248: Smile when they squash your Chevy.
FSU Seminoles -- 1993 National Collegiate Football Champions!!!!!!!!
"Bother," said Pooh, as the plot device was re-used...again.
If enough data is collected, a court-martial can prove anything.
SYSTEM ALERT: Private Sector not found.
If it's green and it wiggles, it's biology.
Sit down, you're rocking the boat!
Death benefits = oxymoron.
Your Sysop is paging you. Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to answer.
The squirrels are looking for nuts like you.
Your're ugly, and your mama dresses you funny!
"Lubricant. Pennzoil. Steaming hot." -- Locutis of Borg
Oxymoron: Government assistance.
Surf Ohio!
Don't try this at home, we're PROFESSIONAL idiots!
007. Keep your ears open.
The hell with criticism--praise is good enough for me.
Not the Beatles, but an incredible simulation
Hey ... who took the cork out of my lunch ?
My other computer is REALLY slow!
Computer, end program! *&%$# NO CARRIER
We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.
Having a Prince Albert means never losing your car keys.
This tagline is on vacation.
It followed me home, Daddy. Can we eat it?
A clean disk is the sign of a warped drive.
"Try to calm down!"--HoloDoc "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!"--Neelix
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A happy Pit Bull...
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Only Bill Clinton would take police witnesses to an extramarital affair.
Bimbore: Blonde who uses the word like more than 5 times in a sentence.
URA Redneck if you can guzzle Ever Clear!
TV Truth: Butt, Crap, and Boob are cuss words.
Jesus loves you... Read the New Testament, you'll see!
Attitude adjustments $29.95. Alignment extra.
A .45 beats a royal flush EVERY TIME
Give me coffee, or forget getiing your code on time!!!
"Bother," said Pooh as he stepped into the particle accelerator.
Catalog: the cat's firewood
Deja Blue: the feeling we're going to see Blue Wave tags.
A mouse may be useful, but only for cat food.
The Dot.EXE Virus- Type in "Dotty" and you die.
Is my tagline off topic?
"Hi, I'm Bar..." <BLAM!> Hasta la vista, Barney!
Honesty is the best policy, despite your lawyer.
Two guys walk into a bar... *clang* *clang* "OOF!" "OW!" -SLR
"I'm getting indigestion just looking at this."
Every silver lining has a dark cloud.
If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.
Life...too many questions, damn few answers.
Confucious Say: Man Who Throw Grenade in TNT Factory Is Crispy Idiot
Why don't blondes eat pickles? They can't get their head in the jar.
Hollowpoints: When you care enough to send the very best!
Oxymoron: lost finding
Jesus saves -- and Gretzky scores on the rebound!
Dos: Venerable. Windows: Vulnerable. OS/2: Viable.
Attitude determines your altitude.
Frankly my dear, you are irrelevant. --Rhett of Borg
Deja Clue: the feeling you've solved this mystery before.
I am Archie of Borg. Your will be da first one 'similated, meathead!
For tagline, please insert four quarters in slot |______|
He's dead, Jim. Grab his tagline. --McCoy
"Hnngh!" - Lurch
As I gazed over the Mesklinite landscape, my heart was heavy...
Last year I was 39. This year I'm 3A.
"Upstream" ─ by Sam N. Fishing
Nurse, bring me that really large anestheic mallet.
Who the hell let the morning people run things?
Burglar needed. All applicants please see Gandalf The Grey.
Airloin: Unidentified airline entree served in-flight.
Burning down the house !(1234123412341234)
Unable to locate Brobeck -- TomCat halted!!!!
Dreams of war, dreams of liars, dreams of dragon's fire.
Gosh, your DISK is so... BIG!
And never, ever cut a deal with a dragon.
If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning
Unable to locate beer -- Party Halted!
Ask me about space hamsters.
Hand me that solar-powered flashlight...
If we don't succeed, we increase our chances at failure.
Four hours to bury the cat? Yeah, it won't stay still...
Details! Details! Details!
AD&D Lesson #380 - Never tick off anyone ten times taller than you
"We are See-Cubed - the Cosmic Cutie Commandos!"
Is there a BBS-aholics Anonymous?
As funny as an epileptic fit.
For good clean fun, shower with a friend.
Mommy, why does that moon have a crack?
Cannot load CLINTON.SYS - File Corrupt - Truth Not Found!
I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is getting better.
God made whisky to keep the Irish from ruling the world!
Pieces through Superior Firepower.
What? Monday again! Didn't we have that last week.
Flintstone's Chewables; New? Nah, Dino CHOMPED Barney in the StoneAge!
One man's magic is another man's engineering.
"That would seem logical." Spock
I didn't do anything--unless I was supposed to.
I'd love to, but I'm being deported.
URA Redneck if your mother has a spit cup by her ironing board.
Just swing my broken heart to the side as you leave.....
Ours is a mixed marriage; I'm Pagan, he's Klingon...
anarchist reactionary running-dog revisonist
Oxymoron: Almost Totally.
Let me eat you like an Icecream Cone!
If men had PMS there would be vacations every 2 weeks!
A closed mouth gathers no feet. Says nothing either!
It takes one to Know one Mr. Tapioca-head -- Hobbes.
OXYMORON : Dupicate original
Bad Credit? No Credit? No Problem. No Money? Problem.
As funny as a rabid pit bull dog in your face.
Greetings from Hell....wish you were here.
I am Koresh of Borg. Prepare to be incinerated
Sorry, the Dog ate my Blue Wave packet.
Sure, drinking kills brain cells, but only the weak ones.
Semper Fi, dude.
Oh, pooh! --Mrs. Neilsen, HI HONEY, I'M HOME.
Al Gore - In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy store.
Just being a sysop qualifies you for the butterfly nets.
My mouse only has one ball...and it's frozen.
** Member: Tag Line THIEF'S Local #913 **
But at least they're not new enemies. * Picard
One day I shall burst my bud of calm and blossom forth into hysteria.
URA Redneck if you've ever been too drunk to fish.
Hold a hard drive to your ear. Listen to the C:
Bother! said Pooh and lit another joint.
A fool and his money are soon popular.
Wanna flirt with disaster? Become a SysOp!
"If the house was on fire, who would you save first, me or the cat?"
If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL, and OBOL!
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage
Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth
Senseless violence, isn't that what hockey is all about?
Windows NT Performance - Now there's an Oxymoron.
"I Didn't Do It" ─ by Ivan Alibi
Eat any good books lately, Worf!? Q
Bigomy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same idea.
NATIONAL HEADLINE : BRAIN LEADS POLLS!
Not all Blondes are dumb. But then who ever checks.
Unscented perfume - comes in an empty bottle. - s.w.
"They also serve who only stand and wait."
Clinton tax tip: Blame it on the wife.
New Jersey - Don't blink too slow or you may be in Philly
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)oulup completely?
I live in a quiet neighborhood...we use silencers.
Bill Clinton does the work of three men: Moe, Larry, and Curly!
Few women will change if men are too weak to ask.
Just picked up this book "Glue" and I can't put it down!
Can we yell "FACT!" in a room full of fundies?
I am Moe of Borg. Shaddap 'n get assimilatin', knuckleheads! *THWAP*
Consultants tell other how to do it.
At least Pee Wee wasn't *talking* during the movie!
Useless Invention: Second-hand fireworks.
UNIX... A manly sort of operating system!
Buuuuuuuuut if I got a knock on the head... *bonk!*
Never ask a hungry dog if it loves you!
This message brought to you by the Wizzo Chocolate Company.
Clinton - Hollywood and the Press picked Clinton, The She
TV Truth: Kids always have something clever and witty to say.
Humor. It is a difficult concept. - Moderator
Let's get two-dimensional! <Troi>
"Bother," said Pooh as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle.
He's so conservative his plane doesn't have a left wing.
██▓▓▒▒░░ Fade to Black...................
Annoy a Conservative: Ask them about the last election!
Conductors do it rhythmically.
Will Windows 3.1 be any good?
Do blondes realize their having more fun?
Yo momma so fat at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
LUNACY my Best personality trait!
"I hate to risk one of my lives for a politician." - Rita
"*Silence*?" - Dot Warner
You can put your cat in the pan, but you can't call it sausage!
I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience. -- Yoda
Free speech isn't free. @TOFIRST@ is the price tag.
Bush: Like Reagan without the acting ability!
Stop picking your nose and go to the next message.
HEY hey everybody! No need for obscene hand gestures <g>
Is a mechanized lobster a Servo Crustacean?
waiting for our staff training to improve.
After we pull the pin Mr. Grenade is NOT your friend!!!!
I Don't do windows. ...I don't have the time!
TV DINNER: Food that tastes like it was prepared by the TV repairman.
"If you don't like my friends, then just eat the salad."
My body's a temple zoned for toxic waste.
Politics shouldn't be so political.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he blew the doors off the Brink's truck.
For a good time call Ronald Reagan..1-800-HUH-WHAT
Famous Last Words #21: "I found the TRAAAAaaaaaaaapppp!"
May I have ten thousand marbles please?
Oxymoron: Postal Service
Has Hell frozen over yet?
Real men don't set phasers on stun...
Stop while you're a Thread......
Honestly, the new modem's working just fi { NO CARRIER
Hardware hackers DO IT noisily.
Money is the sinews of both love and war.
I've got SPEED and that's the FAX, SpeedModem.
I'M the captain of this vessel, your order is nullified! - Picard
Beavis & Butthead meet Kubrick in Full Metal Jackass!
Jesus at a disco: "I've risen and I can't get down!"
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ake power surge?
Exploding Windows ... GOOD Exploding Drives ... NOT GOOD!!
Don't even TRY to think without the proper tools.
"It's all about razzle-dazzle." -- Criswell
And don't forget to STAY DEMENTED!
Can't use Windows, have single tasking brain and fingers.
For large values of one, one equals two, for small values of two.
You might as well - I stole yours.
Oxymoron: practical theory
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!
"Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows?" - Worf
The gun Clinton went duck hunting with would be banned.
Kirk doesn't test the engines -- he just fires them up.
If you slew Hutu like I slew Hutu - Tutsi battle cry
Chewbacca of Borg: "RRWARARRHHG!"
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. -- Steve Wright
The one on the right must be Shinola, Clinton's on the "left."
The sad thing about Clinton bashing is that it's all _true_.
November 9, 1994: Clinton wakes up and thinks he is in a bad dream.
Why pay retail?
Fahrvergnügen: Ger. n. See LEMON, also CLUNKER.
@TO@ is to Moderators what mosquitoes are to campers..
"Our purpose is to improvise, the effort counts!" - Riker
This tagline tastes good....<chomp>..<chomp>....
The world would be better off without any problem...
URA Redneck if you have to lock in your hubs to go get the mail.
Excuse me, but are those Bugle Boy jeans you're wearing?
URA Redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day...
Used Car: Not what it is jacked up to be.
What is the meaning of life in 50 words or less
Why does Miss Winston always stand in front of the drivers???
That mild speed lift...shooting freeze dried Folgers.
This Door Is Broque. Please Call Bach.
German word for constipation, Farfrompoopin!
I had a cat once. It tasted like chicken.
Think like a cat: Make friends with your enemy's enemy.
OS/2 is a sure thing so it isn't gambling. -Quentin Walls
"Selamat hari Christmas dan Selamat Tahun Baru." - Malay Christmas
"Bother" said Pooh as he passed into the cow's fourth stomach
Tomorrow we start dieting!
Use the Force, Luke.
OS/2 is *the* most stable opx~Re{ NO CARRIER
If it's such a good deal, why are you offering it to me?
OXYMORON : Free lunch
Night of the Living Thread!
The best kind of cat toy has a person on one end.
A toss across the room usually fixes the problem.
OS/2: What Windows will NEVER BE!
EMT'S - The Bondage Experts!!!
I saw a Smart Blonde last night...disguised as a brunette.
My tagline is on the blink again!
"Bother", said Pooh, after the garden clipper incident.
"There is a great disturbance in the Force. Get his battery!" -Emperor
"Don't you mean fee-fi-fo-fum?" - Yakko Warner
"Who you callin' a has-been, brother!?" - The Huckster
WARNING! This message has been Moderated.
Now if I can run Windows under DesqView under OS/2 under Unix...
A diaphragm is a drawing in pencil
Bother! said Pooh, as Piglet became possesed by a demon.
People say I'm apathetic, but I don't care.
When I'm good, I'm great. When I'm bad, you're BREATHLESS!
In a bad mood? Constantly interrupt!
Rice Krispies talking to you or is M2 in your init string
Taglines are irrelevant. You will be assimilated into FidoNet.
It's 99% perspiration. The other half's mental.
Oxymoron: plastic straw
Stuff=junk we keep Junk=Stuff we throw away.
Happiness is Being A SysOp...
Ask not for whom the belle trolls...
Oxymoron: flexible freeze
Bad officials: elected by good citizens who fail to vote.
Infinity = all + x
Optimist: YUGO owner with a trailer hitch.
Death is just the Cosmic "NO CARRIER".
MODEM NAKED
City Morgue-U kill 'm, we chill 'm/U stab 'm we slab 'm!
All computers crash at the same speed.
Clinton leads polls! Voters suffering selective amnesia.
Don't steal. Politicians hate the competition.
All my good taglines are one character too lon
"TURN OUT THOSE LIGHTS!!!" - Dot
In the Kill File, no one can hear you scream.
If it's not Erotic, it's not interesting
"Someone stop this man from yelling 'dragon'!" - Yakko Warner
DRINK CANADA DRY! Maybe you can't, but it IS fun trying!
Real sysops HATE the Hayes vs. USR argument.
I am Sir Fool of It!
Rush is to Clinton as a 80486/66 is to a 8088/4.77.
Put welfare recipients to work. . . writing taglines!
OUCH! The coffee's too hot! Tom yelled heatedly.
Where will YOU be when your laxative starts working?
Scully: Oh God, Mulder, it smells like... I think it's bile.
{COMMO} {COMMO} COM doobie do down down
How young can you die of old age? - s.w.
Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
We're flirtin' with disaster; y'all know what I mean
Bimbessence: Aura created when a bimbo enters a room.
The Original Multitasker=Two PCs and a chair with wheels!
Borg: What happens when you let the government take care of you.
Def: Disassembler: An unattended five year old child.
See other side.
Rule #06: Everybody *MUST* buy the Dragon some Chocolate!
This tagline Copyright 1991 (C) All rights reserved. :-)
Clinton daffynition: change - status quo.
Beware, little sister. That way lies the Wyrm. -- Jalisha
"Bother," said Pooh, as Marvin spoke to him again.
The sound of many hands clapping. Olé!
"Better than wrestlin'!" -- Tor Johnson
Classic oxymoron: Common sense.
Data, I want to have a look in here. - Picard
Oxymoron: Straight curve.
Miskatonic University--why study LESSER evils?
Keyboard not responding! Press any key ....
Intel's test of your gullibility
That burned down, fell over, THEN sank into the swamp.
Blonde proofreader fired at M&M factory. Tossed the W's.
"Uh... that was pretty cool.. now what?" - Butt-Head
VOTE: To choose the lesser of evils.
Convention psychique annulée cause problèmes imprévus
"Hard of hearing?" "I've heard of herring. It's a fish."
My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. - Calvin
Maybe tonight. Maybe tonight you'll be gone.
"They remind me of the lilies of the field." Spock on tribbles
Hi, my name is Emmitt of Borg, nice to assimilate you.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is for dragons + weremals.
AD&D Quote: Geez! I must be Lawful Good! I believe in the Rules!
We all live in a yello subroutine.
The graveyards are full of indispensable leeches.
Shower with the people you love.
What is the terminal velocity of a MAC in free fall?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he beat Steven Seagal to a bloody pulp.
Sorry... my mind has a few bad sectors.
Kirk is not politically correct.
The worst prison would be a closed heart.
Join SATALQ "Sysops Against Taglines and Large Quotes"
Oxymoron: progressive conservative
Oxymoron: true love
Life is lived forwards, but understood backwards.
Famous last words: What does format C drive mean?
Brain damage? No thanks, I already have some.
"Don't we need a catcher?Not if you get it near the plate
πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππJLPπ
We'll remove any stain&sew up the hole -Laundram
Catch SMOKER's issues echo Twilight Zone 1:147/9
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate!
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - s.w.
URA Redneck if you owe your taxidermist more than your annual income.
62% of those polled felt polls asked trivial questions.
"If that bard starts singing `100 Bottles of Beer' again..."
Wanted. Farmer to tend cow that does not smoke or drink.
I knew it was a bad crash, when the FAA called.
Ignorance is curable, stupidity is forever.
I'd have a hilarious tagline, but Clinton hasn't done much today.
Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again. - L. Long
Coming soon from Microsoft Foods: Animal Hackers
An ounce of prevention is worth a ton of code.
Don't try to saw sawdust.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Deja Flu: A feeling you are sick and tired about being sick and tired.
"Bother," said Pooh as he found Head & Shoulder didn't do Legs & Torsos.
Had this been an actual emergency, your spleen would have melted.
Few things are more dangerous than a hobbit with low blood sugar.
Everybody's gotta be a critic ...
Life is an onion and one peels it crying.
"You are not ready for immortality." Ambassador Kosh
I think ... therefore I am obviously overqualified.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he hotwired the getaway car.
Jonses ? - I can't keep up with the Simpsons !
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand!
Golf Tip: To get more distance, simply smack the ball & run backwards.
"I've got your legal briefs right here." <Judge Thomas>
"All I'm interested in is justice." -- Odo
You're on report, Ensign. My quarters, 1900 hrs. ■ Riker
A confident manner is important: Computers can sense this
Captain, I protest! A AM NOT A MERRY MAN! (Worf)
Chicago only promises what OS/2 DELIVERS!
"We'll play poo-poo bombardiers. It'll be fun." -- Godpidgeon
Consciousness error. Wait for all brain activity to stop.
3 dreaded words when making love: Honey, I'm home
Stay back! I have a hockey stick and I know how to use it!
If it doesn't work, expand it.
Bill Clinton Needs His Flowers.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
New from HP: the PhaserJet Printer!
Life is just one damn thing after another. - Mark Twain
46% HS seniors don't know simple math. That's 1 out of 3!
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. Mae West
Barney of Borg: You loving me is irrelevant!
* <- Tribble & <- Tribble after getting caught in taffy
DEL EZ-RDR.* to continue
By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends.
Security is a game but the final goal is never reached.
Johann Sebastian Schwarzennegger: I'll be Bach...
"Bother," said Pooh, as his saw ran out of gas.
Only together can we turn him to the dark side of the Force. - Emperor
Supernovae are a blast!
Gods R Us--how may you serve us?
Yo momma so fat that her senior picture had to be an arial view.
A crappie is not a sunfish found in a toilet.
"Oh, great, a chasm. Okay, who's got the rope?"
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet became possessed by a demon.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Klingons beamed into the 100 Acre Wood.
I feel a random act of violence coming on...
F U CN RD THS U CNT SPL WRTH A DM!
Dont lose Your head To gain a minute You need your head
This tagline stolen by Tag-X Professional!
DESQview: Better windows
Friends help you move. True friends help you move... bodies.
IBM: "Crush competition, be a monopoly, and serve better"
Hoser = someone trying to be cool, and failing.
Moderator is just the network AKA for Cthulhu.
Bother! said Pooh, as he struggled with his tagline dupes.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
Collectors do it in sets.
"I'm going to miss you. You had such potential." - Q
Oxymoron: High Tech PC
Mr. Worf, place Ensign @LN@ in the torpedo tube.
Steal this tagline and I'll tie-dye your cat!
I left my tart in Aunt Fran's Crisco
The Moderator needs a Moderator!
Sysop - Guy who likes watching others use his computer.
Married politicians do it to wife and country!
"Alright, dudes- what's going down in groove town, then?" -- Holly
"Are we live? YEAH!!!" - Penn Jilette
Freedom also means putting up with people who do stuff you don't like.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the bungee cord broke.
TV Truth: People have friendly neighbors even in big cities.
Get back at your enemies, make'em a sysop!
BEEN VOLUNTEERING FOR THOSE PSYCHOLOGICAL TESTS AGAIN, HAVEN'T YOU?
"They are not the hell your whales." - Spock
"She tries to watch what she eats but her eyes aren't quick enough."
It's not the Earth the meek inherit, it's the dirt.
"Bother," said Pooh as he started to install Windows.
Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.
No <g> here at all!
"Bother," said Pooh as he ran the rapids in an air mattress
Guillotine operators get severance pay.
Life? Sure,I've got a life. -> C:\Life\*.*
"Hi, Mr. President, I'm Mr. Truth.... No, we haven't met."
Oxymoron: nuclear safety
Every time I go on a diet, the first thing I lose is my temper.
After we pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
Pronoun: (n) A noun that has lost its amateur status.
Money can't buy happiness, but allows a choice of misery.
"En-uff with the singin' already!!!" - Slappy Squirrel
Man of Steel hates industrial electromagnets.
I am Flatulus of Borg: Here (and smell) me ROAR!
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Spelling -- grammar -- apostrophes -- CHECK!
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH\DOS C:\WINDOWS>DEL *.*
(A)bort (R)etry (F)ail (S)how furry GIF
Bother! said Pooh, as the Millenium Falcon blasted his Star Destroyer.
Gleemites: Petrified deposits of toothpaste found in sinks.
The Borg is *everywhere*! ─ Riker
Hold On Dear......I'll Be There In A Minute
Damn fine coffee, and HOT!
The energy of your whole being in one tight space.
All exceptions are bull, except for this one...
The only change involved with Clinton is at McDonald's.
Virus in the HD? who you gonna call? WORMBUSTERS
Why do we do it? WE DON'T KNOW!
Why can't women remember to put the toilet seat back up!
DM's Advice: He who buys the pizza, lives.
The Devil falls on account of his gravity.
Confucius say: Why do Chinese philosophers always try to Confucius?
Mulder: I have a reputation?
OXYMORON : Rock opera
You can have my sword when you pry it from my dead hands!
"I see", said the blind man to the deaf man on the phone.
Takes a lot of RAM to make your floppy spin.
For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words Bother me.
He who slings mud looses ground.
Why put off until tomorrow what you can put off forever? -SLR
?? Fatal Logic Error - Engage Brain and (R)etry
"Bother," said Pooh, this tagline is revolting.
You definitely rate a bilabial fricative.
"Yes, I bet you have" - Han Solo
The horns kicked in... And my shoes started to squeak...
"Members of the jury, have you reached the verdict on this crook?"
I know I'm not crazy - the voices told me so!
OFFLINE 1.52 "Golfer: A person who hits and tells."
URA Redneck if your local funeral home has a neon sign in the window.
Tomorrow is national Stamp Out Indecision day! Or is it?
So many toys, so little time ...
Accept me for what I am -- completely unacceptable.
Mouse Driver: Cinderalla's Chauffeur?
You're a Redneck if: your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
Confucius say, wife for life is better than wife for stri
A few more questions, Mr. Computer -- Moriarty
OXYMORON : Winnable nuclear war
"What do you mean you 'formatted' the cat?!?"
Flick Lives! (my wife told me to use this...)
I'll do anything to lose EXCEPT diet or exercise!
Being normal isn't one of my strengths.
Thou baudy beef-witted nut-hook.
Bimbezzle: A blonde bank teller.
Scare a fundamentalist: Say you are a cannibal, too!
FANTASY ROLEPLAYERS do it all weekend
Def: Congress: Just a few conservatives away from working!
I will not get very far with this attitude.
URA Redneck if you've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
And Ron said E = MC² ... and there was Tag-X Pro v1.20!
Vote for John Brain. You want John Brain to be your next president.
Captain, @TOFIRST@ is snorting the Dilithium Crystals again!
Snorting wildly, Worf actually smells his own feet.
Why don't we do it in the road?
"Hand! Hand! It rhymes!" - Wakko Warner
If at first you don't succeed, transform your data set.
Half a loaf is better than no bread.
Psalms 29:7 | The voice of the LORD divides the flames of fire.
I'm a Solitary tagline -- I don't want to be part of a post.
Pollytheism: n., the belief that God is a parrot.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he flashed a group of nuns.
Oh no, a viru÷⌐¥æÜ»º╫Ç⌡æ
Texas Barbecue, if you can taste the meat someone goofed.
<<lots of taglines deleted for brevity>>
"Bother!" said Pooh as he cut his initials in the snow.
Oxymoron: High Negative Image.
What's this I hear about van pyres and wooden steaks?
This tagline is confused - it thinks it's a message.
Anything not coated with asbestos is a dragon toy.
It did what? Well, it's not supposed to do that.
Hardware hackers DO IT with AC and DC.
D.A.M.N.: National Mothers Against Dyslexia
With 1 breath, with 1 flow, you will know synchronicity.
$1000 reward for finding this man:
Why were you speeding? I hit the accelerator.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
It's Rodham Hood! She steals from everyone and gives to the gov't!
It was great when it all began, I was a regular Tagline Fan.
"I TRIED to deny it, but they're STILL my people!"--Odo
A lie is a very poor way to say hello.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he turned a mouse loose in the maternity ward.
Field tested: Manufacturing doesn't have a test system.
Borg? Where? I don't se*(#$#..NO CARRIER
Bother! said Pooh lying... Yes, I'll respect you in the morning.
Gasoline and a match make Kitty say "Whoooooffff!"
What is OS/2 in Spanish - dos DOS?
Booboo #2: Dorky quoting macros.
Fantasy: A government that doesn't have it's hand on your wallet.
"OK, Mermaid lady!" - Mindy
"Bother," said Pooh, as he regenerated into Colin Baker.
It's good to see you too. - H. Livingston, MD
Closed Captioned in HEX for Programmers.
Le châtiment pour bigamie, c'est deux belles-mères.
Cogito, ergo Hormel. (I think, therefore I Spam)
Be careful. I _do_ tend to take things literally. - LaCroix
Hypocrisy is the type of homage vice pays to virtue.
Beam me up...uhh, Spock what's that guy's name again?
My hard drive has a furball, my cat has bad sectors.
My epitaph: Sysop not buried here. Leave feedback instead?
URA Redneck if your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
Follow-ups to alt.nobody.really.cares
"Bother," said Pooh, as he stuck a pin in Hillary's implants.
Sailors curse the rain that farmers prayed for in vain.
And you are doing this to your own child, Mr. Woof? - Lwaxana Troi
I wish my M-5 had 4DOS...
Mandatory tagline omitted; Moderator gone berserk. Story at 11:00.
Doctors wear gloves so they don't leave fingerprints!!!
"Bother," said the Moderator to Pooh, &$&^%NO CARRIER
Its never too late to have a happy childhood
Fauns are never Satyr-sfied!
Coming Soon: Animal House Party
"Beware of altruism. It is based on self-deception," -- RAH
If this was funny it would be a tagline.
Software is like entropy: it's hard to grasp,
I need a drink...where's the SPACE BAR?
Mom went looting in LA and all I got was this dumb .signature!
I'd invite Jesus into my heart, but my blood needs the room.
Smile and the world smiles with you. - Garfield
"The operation is working perfectly." - Steven, "V"
The Sysop has to hold the peace on both sides.
Sorry, I'm suffering from Mental Pause.
"Everything in excess! Moderation is for monks!" -- Heinlein
Oxymoron: Baby grand.
I am Foghorn of Borg. Boy, I said, boy... prepare to be assimilated.
NOBODY hates to say "I told you so"!!!
"Bother", said Pooh, as he swallowed the mucus in lumps.
As thy days @FN@, so shall thy strength be. - Deuteronomy 33:25
Hardware hackers DO IT closely coupled.
"I must be on a visit", Tom guessed.
I love Telix for Windows!
BBS Tip #45: <CTRL>-<Alt>-<Del> gives you sysop access!
Buy today, Borg tomorrow!
De Saade Tagline: Place on hairy parts [__:::__] and YANK!!!
Borg Cola: Assimilating the Next Generation.
Put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
When the outlook isn't good, try the up-look.
Fenderberg: Deposit on the inside of a car fender after a snowstorm.
Hackers DO IT automatically.
The buck doesn't even slow down here.
Clinton - From a chicken in every pot, to a chicken who smoked pot!
Caution: Breathing may be hazardous to your health.
Chicago... The biggest thing since New Coke!
Do not remove a fly from your forehead with a hatchet.
Method acting.. I'm vaguely aware of it. - Picard
"Hillary, can I play President today?"
Support free trade--smuggle!
"Hi Rex! I'm Barney! Will you be my **CHOMP**"
"Dealing with Fractions" ─ by Lois C. Denominator
I'm not doing this JUST be weird.
98% of all statistics are useless...
Blonde Klingons: May you dye well!
Don't eat the yellow snow.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat, my car did!
Help make the world a happier place, torture Barney to death.
What's in a Name?
Help! I'm STANDING and I can't get DOWN!
Def: Memory Map: A sheet of paper showing location of computer store.
I do beseech you, sir, trouble yourself no further.
My hobie? Spelin an gramur of cors!!!
Eeny Meeny, Jelly Beanie, spirits are about to speak.
A man is only as old as the woman he feels
Hey! This is just like the REAL world!
AD&D Quote: Seems like the fireball burned up all the treasure.
I came, I saw, I charged it!
Clinton Fan Club, 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington, D.C.
REAL SysOps know what REAL users are all about...
Guitar players do it while fingering and strumming.
Def: Genealogy: Tracing us back to the same brother & sister.
Do not mock Silly Putty.
Scit-cat: Breath mints for the dyslexic.
Oxymoron: mail service
What's all this about hellfire and dalmations?
Jurassic Park--12 species in Amber.
"Who put the thumbtack in my bucket!?!" -- Odo
I don't like computers. I only do this for the taglines
A satisfied virgin is a virgin no longer.
Pooh sat enthralled by the ((((HYPNOTIC))))((((TAGLINE)))
*BING* BabCom Here -- Message for Commander Sinclair
Cruisin' @ 899,942,400,000 furlongs / fortnight
Indecision is the basis of flexibility.
May the Great God of Moderators smile upon you.
Evive el ciletto!
I'd rather be playing Dark Forces!
There's nothing I hate more than greed.
Military Intelligence: The ultimate oxymoron.
"Alex, I have to ask my wife what to pick." - B. Clinton on Jeopardy
I am Porky of Borg. You will be assim ... bdeh ... assim...
Make like a stripper and take off.
Egad, a base tone denotes a bad age
"There will always be survivors." - Robert Heinlen
Purranoai: The fear that your cats are up to something.
Open Mouth, Insert foot, SHUTUP!
Faith is powerful, but only when accompanied by enlightenment.
Average is as close to the bottom as to the top.
A jerk present in a group indicates a jerk in charge.
If you listen you will hear her, it's the last unicorn.
This ain't Burger King. You can't have it your way
GIRLS to do the dishes. GIRLS to clean up my room.
Whatza tagline?
Mausoleum: The final and funniest folly of the rich.
Justified flame withheld at Moderator's request.
Welcome to L.A. Would you prefer smoking or non-smoking?
I'm a trend-setter. You have any trends you need set?
A heavy night snowstorm is God saying: Take today off.
Is there a Lemon Law for Presidents too?
Direct from the Ministry of Silly Walks
Sit on a pan, Otis.
TAX THIS, CLINTON!
"Gun Control:" a solution in search of a problem.
An HST is a Dual Standard with an attitude problem.
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he saw the mushroom cloud.
Users: Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight.
Don't run around the house naked, it upsets the cats.
"You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're ALL lucky!" - Magenta
Hams DO IT with more frequency
Never mess with a Wizard!
Hackers DO IT in two states.
"Do you have anything for beginners?" - Dot Warner
"Take 'em down." "Yeah... If nothing else, they ruined my good clothes!"
"I've been to the Abyss. *Not* a fun place." - Tasslehoff Burfoot
BBS Tip #1: Vocabulary lessons at 3:00 am. Page Sysop for details.
I'm your next door neighbor. Could I borrow a cup of taglines?
I paint what I see. See that dragon over there?
Join the Group Mind - become a Borg
Ahh, Mikey! Botsy Poohs - Dr. Forrester
URA Redneck if you come back from the dump with more than you took.
I started out with nothing, and still have most of it.
sit still in two spots.
Mind if I cry on your shoulder while I PMS?
URA Redneck if your front porch collapses and kills more than 5 dogs.
Let sleeping dragons lie. -- St. George.
90% of the time I'm right, so why worry about the other 3%?
Chaste: why virgins run.
For Grid, for Goofy, and Saint Walt!
If a tree fell on a florist, would he make a sound?
Beta Testers are crazy, Alpha Testers are totally insane
This is your brain. Postscript on brain your is this.
Catholics do it A LOT!
This is a tagline virus: go ahead and copy me!
Blessed are the pessimists; they make backups!
Reality is frequently inaccurate.
Access denied. Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!
TV is a crutch for those who lack imagination.
Why's the moderator always pickin' on me <waaah!>
Coming for Christmas... The Chia-Borg... Offer void where irrelevant.
Don't blame me... that tagline was STOLEN !!
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
"I Say So!" ─ by Frank O'Pinion
Hail Caesar! We who are about to dine salad you.
"Bother," said Pooh, for no apparent reason.
Compiles Only Because Of Luck
Real sysops offer Zmodem protocol for file tranfers.
"Ewwww! Now I have earth cooties!" - Yoda (Animaniacs)
"Fear not, I'm right behind you -- using you as a shield."
Step on no pets
MSI - stripping ANSI in '91, '92, '93, '94, '95...
/|\tari Cowboy -> "Bother," said Pooh, as he deleted his source code.
This is your brain in Wayne's World.
"Hey! He's eating my grain!" Chekov on tribble
Handspinners are twisted.
be :- think.
CASTLE WOLFENSTEIN: Kiddie Trainer for DOOM ][!
Def: Reality: Only a concept and the home of the brave.
My train of thought derailed-hundreds were injured.
Mulder: Do you find me spooky?
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Do Mon Calamari sleep with their eyes open?
DEC 12, 1899: George F. Grant patented golf tee.
I have the erasers to all miniture golf pencils.
What do you suppose gives Stephen King nightmares?
Yo momma like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!
Horn not working. Watch for finger!
AD&D Quote: No true wizard ever breaks his word.
You're aggressive if you go to a singles bar in your PJ's
Oxymoron: Steel wool.
"Late Again" ─ by Misty Buss
WYTYSYDG - What you thought you saw, you didn't get.
Simple rule: If you don't treat me right, shame on you.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the AIDS test came back positive.
Bald Eagle + Spotted Owl = Owl Gore
It's a JOKE, like the funny kind but different.
MOM'S HINT #127: Believe it or not, SATs aren't everything.
Life's a dance, you learn as you go.
How you do anything is how you do everything.
The game of hockey is never called off on account of missing teeth.
My hard drive lost it's FAT on a crash diet.
SysOps never sleep!
Garlic gum is not funny - Bart Simpson
"I'm safe now. Oh no! Teeth!" - Dragonrider
Whatever temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. - s.w.
"I *could* be arguing in my spare time." - Monty Python
It turns out, the deficit is bigger than Clinton could think.
Def: Wedding: A funeral where you smell your own flowers.
Feel lucky???? Update your software!
Curiosity kills my imagination!
Disappearing Tagline! Just hit "Enter". Try it now!
You're in shape! Pear is a shape isn't it?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)acrifice to random god?
"Joyeux Noel et Bonne Annee." - French Christmas
Watch Out! New, beta tagline in use!
I need Windows like a haemophiliac needs heart surgery!
My Taglines are originals, it's just that they originate elsewhere.
Your mission: To destroy any and all purple dinosaurs.
AD&D QUOTE: But I don't have 30 hit points left. Oh.
People who eat snails are slime!!
"Here Bunny, Bunny, Bunny..."
"The King and I...It's a movie about Elvis."
If it weren't for me, there'd be a pile of clothes on the floor. -SLR
WARNING: If you do not steal this tagline you hard disk will crash!!!!
"Come on, smile! Lemme see your two front teeth." - Louis
I know more than I understand.
They just don't make nostalgia like they used to.
War Zones: Northern Ireland, Somalia, Bosnia, Los Angeles, and NYC.
Somedays I feel like a windshield; others a bug!
Def: Baptism: A kind of damp bar mitzvah.
An ego like a black hole.
One who is in peril thinks with their legs.
This is a BRAG line, and I'm proud of it!
I dislike US President Clinton and her husband.
New Borg Movie: Beauty and the Borg.
URA Redneck if you ever hit on somebody in a V.D. clinic.
The Theorem Theorem: If if, then then.
CAT.COM started. Computer will furball in five seconds.
Democracy hell! I'm a monarchist!
I don't live within my income because I can't afford it.
"Bother," said Pooh, Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet!
Ura Redneck if you have a tattoo that says, 'Born to bag groceries.'
Today on Mime Time... running for your life!!!
Friends don't let friends go to Florida State.
Maintenance release = written by the janitor?
Alzheimers advantage: Hide own Easter eggs
Editing is a rewording activity.
With friends like that, who needs enemas?
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts
He's as innocent as a newBorg baby.
"Every woman should marry -- and no man." Disraeli
Clinton - Impeach Clinton: and her husband too!
Rhode Island, the ocean state.
P.B. don't mean Purple Bananas...
We ain't slow, we just nap when we're sleepy!
"All things being equal, you lose." * Todd's Law
Microbiology Lab: Staph Only Beyond This Door.
Hot bun bakers DO IT crossly.
BMW: Born Moderately Wealthy
It takes guts to consume beef tripe.
Famous last words: What happens if you touch these two wires tog--
I'm busier than mustard trying to Ketchup
"Racketeering" ─ by Dennis Court
Tagline being cleaned...watch this space.
"Scratchansniff, Scratchansniff, Scratchansniff....." - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Computer, run Barclay Program 9 with Kira and Troi
"I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid" - Bishop
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he transcended this plane.
For $1,000,000 free - call 1-800-627-%........+NO CARRIER
W-E-H-T-H-U-R: Worst spell of weather in months!
"I must say that's a gracious invitation." Kirk
MOM'S HINT #064: With luck, they'll pay for their own therapy when grown
Who tinkled on your cornflakes this morning?! <g>
MACH 10 - ANGELS 100,000!
They saved Stalin's brain - it's living in Bill Clinton.
OXYMORON : Congressional leadership
The only league where half the players earn less than its reporters.
It's easier to fight for principles than to live up to th
"Putting on the foil, coach! Want some?"
Lifeguards do it on the beach.
"I like Captain Solo right where he is." - Jabba the Hutt
Tonya Harding and Lorena Bobbit - The Wack and Hack troop...
Doctors do it with patience.
So many fools, so little time. <Foolkiller>
Bill Clinton is a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
Four cents short of a nickel.
Morning: cause for alarm
Infinity: The time it takes Windows do something productive.
God: What one human uses to persecute another.
Help cure dreaded Computer Addiction, send software.
Braindead-no. Electroencephalographically challenged-Yes!
Oxymoron: Diet candy
You're so full of Bull that you can start a cattle ranch.
We'll have fun fun fun till the Sysop takes the Echo away.
So...is it viruses or is it virii ??????
Above all things, reverence yourself
Q: Why don't Blondes eat bananas? A: They can't find the zipper.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
CATFOOD.CAN not found. Eat Logitech mouse (Y/N)?
The best defense against logic is ignorance.
"Call me Dotty and you die." - Dot Warner
If nobody uses it, there's a reason.
Playing cards have the top half upside down for cheaters.
"Someone broke in while we were asleep. They left $10."
Advocaat: a Dutch drink made from lawyers.
C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files ^^^oo^^^
my share's bigger than yours, that's all.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Hannibal ate his liver with a nice Chianti.
If it works, you must have done something wrong.
"Politics goes by the weather." -- Green
I'm not looking for a friend, I'm looking for a great warrior...
Should I tell my lawyer the whole truth?
Why don't we just call it a draw, Robinson? - Dr. F
Bartender, I'd like whatever the man on the floor was drinking.
Bother! said Pooh, as he took his torn pants to Garak's.
666,000 -- The number of the kilobeast.
"Bother," said Pooh, and inhaled. <*STONED*>
"Name's Commander Rimmer. Ace Rimmer." -- Ace Rimmer
"You have awakened my bunghole, and now you must pay!" - Cornholio
I've "adopted" so many taglines [mostly yours... :-)]
I'm going to donate my body to Maggie..(forget science)
I am Barney of Borg. You and your beer will be as--<BELCH>!
Oxymoron: stand down
(PS/2) + (OS/2) = PSOS (Pretty Sorry Overpriced Stuff)
A mind is a terrible thing to have leaking out your ears.
Personal OS/2: Winner of Best of Comdex/Windows World '94
Computers: the financial black hole of the 90's
Evidence of evil Borg plot: MSDOS 6.0
Hey! Turn down that goose!
"Discipline in the Home" ─ by Wilma Child Begood
"In the depths of your ignorance, what do you want?" -- The Brain
I'll take the bed... Kira, the couch, and Odo, the sink.
Insanity runs in my family; it practically gallops...
"It's easy being Mr. Tough-Guy when you've got a fire-breathing cane."
Sysoping, not just an adventure, sometimes it's emesis.
This mind intentionally left blank.
I've never seen a good war or a bad piece!
P.B. don't mean Paranoid Baker...
"Faith is believing what you know ain't so." - Clemens
"Show these kids the door" - GP "That's OK, we can see it from here" - Y
Computer taglines are out of style.
"Eww! He's giving himself two weird heads!" -- Calvin
New Borg Movie: Borg Free.
Borg, and the women who love them -- on the next Oprah!
I'm neither for, nor against apathy
CAUTION - Incorrigable punster. Don't incorrige!
Tagline not included
Winners never quit, and Perot will never win.
Don't you love it when someone steals YOUR tagline !!
CLINTON.SYS corrupt - run GOP.EXE to fix
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure
TARFU -- Things are Really Fouled Up
Dragonriders make great first impressions.
I have no trouble parking-I drive a forklift.
C:\WINDOWS>DEL *.* I feel better now!
Take 2 steps back - spin - 1 step forward - grin - do the Clinton!
"Bother," said Pooh, as Vader tried to turn him over to the Dark Side.
LSD melts your mind and not your hand.
If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
Since life goes on - you might as well get on with it.
And you complained about MY taglines!
Jesus built my car,a love affair,just Jesus and my hothod
I'd love to, but the man on television told me to stay tuned.
Reality does not exist - yet.
Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
I exist so my shadow will have something to do.
Chelsea Clinton: Dad, meet my new steady...Rush Limbaugh!
"Is there such a thing as a bathroom scale with shock absorbers?"
Living your life is so difficult, it has never been attempted before.
Science asks How?, Philosophy ask Why, And cats don't care.
From the Law Offices of Naylum and Bayle.
You will forget that you ever knew me.
See above. Then shred your kid's Barney doll
Catholic girls... send me a dozen!
DIDN'T INHALE? Can't he do ANYTHING right?
DM's love a hero; DM's also love a good joke. Think about it.
Takes more than a message to make me smile.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Beavis and Butthead torched him.
Be different DON'T speak your mind!
Barney episodes we'll never see: "Barney Comes Out Of The Closet."
We own the dirt. We own the gravel. -- Shakespeare, Bone Gnawer
Mom, the cat ate my tagline!
I'll procrastinate...tomorrow.
Engage, Mr. Crusher! (Wesley lunges for Troi)
The buck never got here! -- Bill Clinton
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.
Take a break from the mousetrap we call home.
Run Windows? I'd rather pee on an Electric Fence
The cat that ate the ball of yarn....had mittens!
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
Accidents happen within 25 miles of home. Time to move.
"Kids today, huh?" -- Fox Mulder
"Go away, cat. You make me smile too much." - The Crow
I know everything, but I'm sworn to secrecy.
Programmer's Oxymoron: Spare-Time
Gee, Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
15 Dumb Blonds in a circle: dope ring
Blood of the sisters. Rage of the Mother. -- Black Fury
Taglines are irrelevant. You will be assimilated into the Blue Wave.
Dinner: Dead animals and some stuff dug out of the dirt.
Slowly but surely my cat is getting me trained to his way.
History is a lot of old stuff.
Riker to Enterprise. Beam down Cindy and a six-pack.
Oxymoron: Sugarless Candy.
Have you tried your smile today?
I have a teflon brain - nothing sticks to it anymore...
"Pain and Sorrow" ─ by Anne Guish
Mind like a steel trap - rusted shut!
There are more ways of killing a cat than buttering it with parsnips.
Anyone got a recipe for Barney steaks?
DAMN! I almost stole ANOTHER tagline!!!
Kiss me, I'm a Redneck
Memoirs are the backstairs of history.
"Xronia Poula." - Greek Christmas
I am Chevy Chase of Borg, and you're not!
As a writer you appear to be doing nothing most of the time.<Speer>
You know you're hooked when: you log on right at midnight after reset.
#include <taglines.h>
ROTF...................Rolling On The Floor
I hate you. Where's a tree? let's all go and hang Barney!
Geordi, I cannot stun my cat. - Data
Don't bother pushing that key; there is no ESC!
The First Law of War: Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
Words to live by: don't eat yellow snow, don't drink bong water.
I don't remember saying I was embarrassed - Picard
"How to Get Rich Quick" ─ by Robin Banks, Jack Potts, & Kermit Grimes
You can do your work 3 ways: you can use a Mac, a PC, or a computer.
Of the last three presidents named William, two died in office.
The sublime and the ridiculous are closely related. -- Paine
Welcome to Maine. Now go home.
Batman IS Mr.Mom?!?!
"Good Jul og godt nyter." - Danish Christmas
I am Clampett of Borg. We'doggies is irrelevant.
This tagline contains subliminals
Fine's Corollary: Functionality breeds Contempt.
No tagline - come back next message.
DOOM COOPERATIVE MODE: Press F12 and hunt your partner. <evil grin>
If a phone rings in the woods, does it make a noise ?
Brandy, bottled in 1783...1783 was a very good year. - Connor MacLeod
Damn the documentation, full speed ahead!
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
Why does free love cost so much?
OXYMORON : Reliable network
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...The almighty Skip asks why he must pay $50k?
Captain, your new ship, the U.S.S. @TOLAST@, is ready in Star-Dock.
Genius is the talent of a man who is dead.
Borg Cola - The choice of the Next Generation
URA Redneck if your home needs a hitch.
Everything comes with cables, manuals, and boxes.
To be Frank, I'd have to change my name.
LISP: Lost In Silly Parentheses.
"But, I ordered a SCUD light"
Does _anyone_ ever read the manuals?
And now here's something we hope you'll really like
In a bad mood? Take the last cookie!
Register Mongols, not crossbows.
ππStep forward.ππMove ahead.ππTry to detect it.ππD E V O
Reunite Gondwanaland!
It's time to heal and like GUIs again
"Debrief the pilots"? "YESSIR! Right away, Sir!"
"What do you mean 'Where's the car'? This *is* the car."
You pretty matter-o-fact about not dyin'. - Carl Robinson
OK, so why isn't is spelled Fonix?
Follow Christ....all the other lemmings did.
uh... that's a 1200 baud BANG, dontchaknow...
I am Batman of Borg. You will be assimilated, foul fiend.
URA Redneck if your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
Okay Sysops - Next week, we'll learn how to play the kazoo...
Mr. Worf, raise the shields around my tagline!
Bureaucrat rhymes with Democrat. Coincidence????
My other car is a cdr.
Q: You hit me ! Picard never hit me...
Harvest is when I need you the most...only one more season...
OK kids come and get your Bambiburgers-hey why is everyone crying?
Famous Last Words #79: "Am I seeing things or is that a dragon?"
"Baba Yaga is awake... and she's coming for all of us." -- Straub
Invasion of the flying Monkeys.. There taking over the world!
Create hyperinflation, become a millionaire.
For a bug-free environment do NOT run this program!
...I've been typing so long my fingers have letters on them.
Mr. Worf, Fire until you see the whites of their eyes! · Picard
Never summon a Moderator you cannot control (i.e. any).
Strange but not a stranger...
"Our marriage must be dissolved", she said acidly.
Take my advice...I'm not using it
I wonder who they named UNIX after...
Sheath that knife she ain't your wife
I'd love to, but I have to rotate my crops.
A crank is a little thing that makes revolutions. ■
Would love to hear more in tagtalk!
This is only a demo reply...
I was a cat in nine of my former lives.
The second gunman on the grassy knoll was$^!#$^@ NO CARRIER
I got rid of my wife. The cat was allergic.
Rush Limborg: Liberals are irrelevant.
She had poison ivy on the brain and had to think of sandp
"Depeche Mode is French for `We're wussies.'" - Butt-Head
Obi Wan of Borg - "Killing me is futile."
Lie: It looked a different color. (I forgot my glasses.)
Sorry, this tagline is out of service.
"Garlic?! Here, have a Life-Saver!" - Wakko Warner
- this space intentionally left blank -
Am I grounded yet? ... Am I having fun yet?
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
DUCT TAPE has a Dark Side, a Light Side, & binds the universe together
Go sit on your prayer wheel and spin!
If this is a service economy, why is the service so bad?
When I figure it out I'll let you know.
Any Moderators here? <<BANG>> Any more?
"Bother," said Pooh as Vader killed Obi Wan.
What soberness conceals, drunkenness reveals.
Flattery is counterfeit money, circulated by vanity.
I wonder why Noah didn't swat them two Sysops?
From the creative workshops of Soong, Inc.
Help decrease moderator unemployment: Post off-topic.
Def: Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats.
"Research for a new encyclopdia? No?" Roberta Lincoln
Oxymoron: Windows productivity
Hockey - playing is better than watching, which is better than nothing
Ow. I believe I have overexerted myself. -Data
If music be the food of love why don't rabbits play banjo
Remember who has control of the DEL key!
What shall we do now?
What do brunettes do on Saturday nights? Write blonde jokes?
I had a tagline once, but somebody stole it.
A.P.P.L.E.: Another Pricey Piece of Lousy Equipment <g>
Words, 25¢ ea. Better quality words, 50¢ ea.
Like, I think my bottle absorbed my Beer, eh?
'Hell.' What a fortunate word to choose.- LaCroix
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet came back from the dead.
I'm sorry. Which syllable didn't you understand?
Electricity comes from electrons; morality comes from morons.
Genealogy: tracing us back to the same brother and sister
Hypocrite: a mortician trying to look sad at an expensiv
Don't rock the boat if you can't swim!
"Have *you* ever tried carrying a building?" -- Stonewall
At the end, many will travel, knowledge will increase. Da
Honey, our phone bill can't be that big! I have an HST modem!
Please recycle this tagline. Once is not enough.
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
Breath Saver: Sit down and SHUT UP!
If I had a tagline, this is where I would put it.
Common sense is the ability to detect values.
I'm sorry. Thank you for playing. Next contestant.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he twitted Mother Nature.
I figured out why the world is such a mess: God uses Windows!...
The more you explain it, the less I understand it. -- Twain
CoSysop Wanted: Must have good oral skills.
Never say hi to a man named Jack in an airport. "Hi jack"
Cabbage & Mayo: it's a good idea, *and* it's slaw.
"Why should we leave you?" "Because you annoy us."
When spider webs unite, they can tie up a lion
Chernobyl was an Windows 95 betatest site.
A slamming we will go, a slamming we will go.
If you've seen one city slum, you've seen them all.
URA Redneck if you've ever asked for Beano on your Big Mac.
Oxymoron: sweet pickle
There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
A strange new way to show affection.
Problems for a Furry: Being mistaken for Bill Clinton's cat.
Oxymoron: user friendly - idiot-proof
Backsliding starts when kneebending stops.
I'm going to Risa again this year. Yes, again. Riker
Ask me about my vow of silence.
No Warp? Worf, Data, get out and push...I'll steer!
Many pages make a thick book
Little dollinck. Alvays fetful.
Cat \kat'\ n. 1: A dog with an attitude problem
JOIN THE PARTNERSHIP FOR A FUNDAMENTALIST-FREE AMERICA
"I'm so hip I have trouble seeing over my pelvis." -- Zaphod
Costrophobia: The fear of high prices.
If you've been digging with a gang member, you'll get SWITCHBLAIDS
It's been surreal, but I can't Dali now.
Jack and Jill... pail of water? Riiiight!
"Rats! *NARF* We're not rats!" - Pinky
A husband is living proof that a women can take a joke.
I used to be sane, but I got better.
Let's Play Mail Tag......You're it.
URA Redneck if your savings are just out of reach for that '76 Pinto.
A book is the only immortality.
I am the Goddess of Empathy... -- Holodeck Troi Muzzle it! -- Troi
Famous last words: No hidden cameras in this store.
Then suddenly it starts to get weird. The rules change.
A person without a cat is like a tagline without a point.
Sinead O'Connor: a Chia Pet before adding water.
I'm here for an argument. No you're NOT!!
Deny thy father and forget thy tagline. --Tagspeare
Docs? Last time I went, I got nasty medicine!
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Can I get you something... A beverage?
Catalan: Local area network for Cats.
Dad, do you suppose Santa has a modem?
Without us, life would not be weird.
If you cannot catch a bird of paradise, grab a wet hen.
Managing men is like trying to herd cats.
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
Death is certain, Life is not
Look for BB on a board near you...(Boondock Brobeck)
Smile Youre on Candid Compucamera !
I want it all or nothing. Or maybe some.
Confusion is the only true road to understanding.
Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you. L. Long
I wanted a Lamberghini, but I am too Porsche for Infinity
Don't trust doctors, they once said you were sane.
Never mind MST3K -- what I want to see is C-SPAN3K.
I don't steal tag lines; I just recycle them.
Nobody ever promised it would make sense...
And all the Borg left was this Tandy.
Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night
Dragons do it in *between*.
Golfer broke: Sam Sneaded
Scratchansniff's Head ■ Was that thing lumpy or what?!
Windows: big, expensive, pretty virus.
Jesus saves -- Moses invests -- Cthulhu squanders.
Die Hard: With Bad Actors.
A cat will assume the shape of its container.
I've got a bad feeling about this...
A! Collectable Taglines #23: Katie Ka-Boom
Life is just a placebo masquerading as a simile...
"Bother", said Pooh, waxing poetic.
If it's useless, it will have to be documented.
Money is the root of all evil. Send $20 for more information.
Light she was, and like a fairy, and her shoes were #9...
Criminal Lawyer....isn't that redundant?
"A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck." Garfield
Oxymoron: open lock
Decaffeinated coffee? Kinda like kissing your sister.
Fun? FUN? What "fun?" I'm a Sysop!
The days of good english had went
Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.
Oxymoron: Sincere Lie.
"I'd let you talk more, but you're not as interesting as me."
Oh no! The Moderator of the MPD echo just banned aliases...
Lovecraft DOS: Ia! Unspeakably horrible command!
My favorite breakfast: Italian Cheese Toast
SLiMe EZ-Reader !! SLiMer's the champ!
Conjugate Subjugate Lubricate Salivate Lactate Procreate!
COFFEE: Sneezy's younger brother.
"A man's a man for a' that!" Burns
π*POLICE TAGLINE*π*DO NOT CROSS*π*POLICE TAGLINE*
I was on a roll, until I slipped on the butter.
If money is the root of all evil, why do churches want is so badly?
For sale: parachute, used once, never opened, small stain.
But Geordi doesn't want to be assimilated -- Hugh
I'd trade it all to be a human | Data
Clinton is quickly acclimating to Washington. Her husband is trying.
If love is blind, explain love at first sight..
If I wanted your opinion, I'd have read your entrails.
The shorter the life of the particle, the more it costs to produce.
"You! What PLANET is this?" McCoy, stardate 3134.0.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he shot Kwisatz Haderach for being a git.
Object-oriented assembler: INC AX
Clinton daffynition: rich - anyone earning over $36,000.
After Goliath's defeat, giants ceased to command respect.
Don't be alarmed if this tagline is screwed up...
If a dog sweats through its nose what are its armpits for?
I'd love to, but I have to fluff my shower cap.
Brujah with Celerity *****. A rebel without a pause.
The ice cream truck in my neighborhood plays `Helter, Skelter.' - s.w.
Def: Idiotacracy: The form of government used in the U.S.
We tortured the data until it confessed.
URA Redneck if you burn your yard rather than mow it.
From one butthead to another.
As funny as a one-way ticket to Hell.
Famous last words: "Hiyah, Captain BALDY!"
Lie: I lost your phone number.
"There is an order of things in this universe." Apollo, stardate 3468.1.
"One need not suffer so..." - The Crow
When professors want your opinion, they'll give it to you.
Clinton-"I'll debate anytime anyplace ON MY TERMS."
I am an atheist still. ......Thank God!
"What the hell is this guy saying?" - Butt-Head
A cat a day will keep the Salmon away!
Give a yell for tagline leeeeehes!
Tagline not found: Please notify your sysop!
Hey, dude, how about these ones?
It should a crime to dangle your prepositions in public!!
ππCoup d'etat!πGimme a bombπA molotovπIt's a coup d'etat!
"There's a shocker..." - Yakko
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
"I have never killed anyone at the dinner table." - K'ern
Spock, Don't be such a guppy
Hillary of Borg: Choice is irrelevant.
Some men are alive because it is against the law to kill
"Bother," said Pooh, as he started up Norton Utilities.
A yer ago I kudnt spel tecknisian now I are won.
Darth Moderator: "LEEAVE THAAT TO MEE."
"But it ain't got what we got... corn!" - Runt Valrunt
"Bother" said Pooh as he swallowed his mouthpiece
At times I am afraid that my toes will fall off.
Some of us live in perpetual 20-20 chaos.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: VARICOSE: NEARBY.
"Justice, as the humans used to say, is blind." -- Odo
I'm dangerous when I know what I'm doing.
A shotgun wedding is a matter of wife or death.
When all else fails, use the hammer.
Pack up your Tribbles in your old kit bag.
Boy did I tell that moderato%-%$###@$ NO CARRIER
Fatal error at F000:DEAD, dropping...
URA Redneck if you've been too drunk to fish.
DETOUR...Tagline under repair...
I'd rather wear out than rust out.
You may be Southern -- but you're no Comfort.
"Great Scott!"
n+1 trivial tasks take twice as long as n trivial tasks.
Def: Bureaucrat (n): A person who cuts red tape sideways.
Fährvergnügen: German for no leg room
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot the sheriff.
A bad episode of B5 is better than ANY TNG/DSN episode!
Durians, real fruits for real people.
* <-- Tribble _ <-- Anvil-squished Tribble
La pipe au papa du pape Pie pue. Jacques Prévert
Def: Barometer: Indicates what kind of weather we are having.
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
Dances With Borgs - Starring Locutus.
"Hello, good evening, and welcome to `Blackmail'!" - Monty Python
Bother, said Pooh as the brakes went out!
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SEAN!!! You want your noise filter back?
I can't believe I just bought a new hd for my taglines!
Sushi: Known to the rest of the world as 'Bait'.
"Mrs. Jewls lies all the time. That's why her nose is so big." - Bebe
Redundancy: An airbag in Hillary Clinton's car.
*,***,***.** <-- floating Tribble sign
Don Alt is the Chairman of the Blue Wave Suggestion Committee of one.
I always watch my grammer; sintax and speling.
FREE TOASTER IF YOU JOIN THE DARKSIDE!
Republican: Health Care Plan; Don't Get Sick.
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"Would you care to make a wager on that?" - Quark
"It's my turn to be the judge, asswipe!" Butt-Head
Robocomm + QModem 4.2F + Q-mail = more sleep
Philistines demand David be tested for steroids.